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CHAS. J. CIZEK
MERCHANT TAILOR
518 Main Street
There hasn't been a Joke In the
column since It started that was new '
and original. There has never been!
a spark of wit or humor In the col
umn yet. The writer Is not capable
of putting any In. Furthermore
the Ungungo l.one Star utes U.
enough to shock the most brnxen,
man In the city. Only last week, he
told two different stories, and he(
said "damn" In each one of them.
I think that's awful, and the sooner (
the Lone Star column Is discontinu
ed, the better we will all feel about
It.
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And then the way that fellow hops'
onto people. He doesn't seem to
care who they are or how much
money they hive at all. ny ne
ioven took the name of Cnp. Siemens
Jin vain ono day. and made fun of
I his oil well. I think that's awful
I And Mr. Collier too. Why you
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Stomc:h'KidncyS'Heart'livcr tak Rl)o(U Buch lnfluentIa, cmIcai
Keep the vital organs heaSthy by ))n tnat tonc or mannor. He certain-:
rrre'mlv ttLlntf the World's KtUnd i- ..., ,... h..i miii-h lirlnrlnr tin ,
-., -- tJ IUII . t.M.V HUM ..-.. w ... .- (
exd remedy for kidney, liver, ( (not VvP) or he would know better
I than to write such awful stun as ne
does. ..
And then besides why that man
(If It Is a man) has no more rspect i
for our City Council than a Jack-rab-1
bit. He even calls Mr. Ilrandenburg
fllrandy," and Councilman t'pp he
'calls "Brother Upp.and In private
'conversation with him yesterday, he ,
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A HUXDBKIt YKARS FItOM .NOW
said that he was going to suggest to
I Brother Upp that he change his
namw to the very opposite. )w
he said It would be more In keeping
with prophesy. And then he told a
story about Mr. Hilton and his Jack
rabbits. You know Mr. Hilton must
have felt awfully upset over that.
and I don't think It's right to makei
cracks of that kind, do you? I
A hundred yean from now, the
things
We now consider wonders
Will be so far behind the times
They'll seem mere Jokea and blund
ers.
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Columbus said
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Wise men said he was craiy
I now predict perpendicular trips
From. U. S. A. to Asia.
Just because a lot of little Jack
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is no reason why an uneducated.
Ignorant thing like l.one. Star should
Tnnkn fun nf him. and If he were a
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the earth was gentleman h would not do It. I
i Just wish I knew who he was. My
. I'd write a letter which would make
his hair stand up on end. And his that gambling Is going on wine open
poor wife (If he has one.) I don't In Klamath Falls. Yes get that
for th the life of mo see how ho ' In Klamath Falls. Why tho very
a ,...,.,1 v.,r. from nnw stralcht rets along with such a durned fool Idea Is preposterous absolutely pr-
tnrougn jax that follow Is. Yes- and ho even poiteroiiK. Just n prepoiterous as
... .... . .. .t,..ii -n mn a inVn one nlifht. claiming that If ho had said that bootlegging was
UIU II1UIUCI CUUII KUJ .. ft" ...... - - --.---. -
Anil then oerhans they'll move the the
Japs
From here to Toklo.
For speed the swiftest aeroplanes
Will cease to set the pac
aaarassasas
OUIJA BOARDS OFFER
TO SOLVE MYSTERY
NKW YOltK, July 29. OuIJa
boards by thu scoro have volunteer-
he po Caster wi Z ' n hX-Oh how I hate" that cd to soive the mys.er.ous murder of
TLITT oZLXu't so. fellow. I'm going to see Mr. Mur- JjtoW. . card
, ray and seo If something can't bo l'rt uml l)on Juml-
And poor Mr. WIUon-Mr. Arthur '"" "I' lm-tho Lord only
U'll.nn I mnn. How l.adlv he must no" whit ho wl ,,u VinK n"Xl "
8ubway pneumatic tubes will shoot , have felt about It when ho saw his ,,l0' let hlm K0J
The ginks from place to place. Inarne In the paper. If he ever put-'
. i mine In I'm going to find out who he If they'd spend their time passing
. .ii ..i h.. i nnn'u and ilvn him a uleco of my mind, an ordinance prohibiting the l.one
ai.v, ....nt.i.i.. .n..,i nii nhnin..ir his 1okps were original. undiStnr from
" : . .... i. ....... iu
rr,r,h n m nf fnriv snuaro miles, would only bring a smile to n per-
The cameras used for this work are son's face once a year. It would not
automatic, and. once started, will go be so bad, but they don't even do
on taking photographs of whatever, that, and besides, nobody readu his
Is under them, wlhout any uttentlon. old column anyhow, so wtnt's the
until the film Is used up. ,uie of printing It? U'h a wuste of
paper and time, that's all. uns wi;h
lm. the scarcity of paper there Is these
WWWMAM
operating hero, and not
pay so much attention to the gamb
ling which Isn't done, those folks
down at the Herald office would get
along a whole lot better. Why we
even heard that he said not long
since that If an ordinance wiih
1rought up prohibiting him from
writing hlH column, that he thought
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(days, 1 think the attention of Undo! Frank Upp would voto against that
Sam out to be called to this fellow. (THAT PHOVKB UK'S CItAZY.
He can't hove any brains If he dldl t.
r r r r
YY M W he would not write such Junk but
inhere he gets It all from Is more
ti .- -. J
The wise buyer has his slab for ",un
the heater in the back yard drying,
and has placed an order for his
winter noeilg of blockwood. Our
prices ore right and our wood Is the about the council meeting the other
can fathom.
And then folks did you nee that
disgraceful piece of poetry he wroto
best to be had.
Note our new location.
O. PEYTON & CO.
419 Main St
lsssadaMSiasaaMflsiVHHHH
nlghtl
Slncu thu body of the gambler whs
found In his hundiome residence
j hero last month, with a bullet
i through the forehead, alleged clues
motive und reelntlous of the mur
derer himself liavo been guthered
from ethereal planes by the thou
sands end dumped upon an admit
tedly bewildered staff of the District
Attorney's! olllco.
j All of these occult communica
tions lire not discarded. While dis
claiming any faith In OiiIJu'h ability
ns a crime Investlgatir, the District
Attorney nevertheless admits that he
Iiuh assigned a man to the apeclul
duty of reading occult contributions
and to submit to him personally any
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oflstHBaV B si afBBKS
rnnvevInK uiiimrently useful Infor-
Wherever the Herald got hold of mat(on, An anonymous conun'unlca
that fellow I don't know. I do iiun purporting to be an occult revn
know this, that they ought to get.jatlon may contain a valunhlo clue,
hold of another one like him tie jr awann bolloves, hln theory being
them both together and throw tnnt tno criminal might use thlv
them In tho lake. Yes right In tho moUiod of Informing on n confeder-
lake and put a big rock round tholr at,
necks, to Insure their effectual sink- AnonymouK rommunlsants purport
ltiK. Why. I wouldn't give five cents n , ,,vpnl nrelude. Plot und climax of
I never iiaw Huch a piece of linpu-1 column for that stuff, und yet I .i10 crlmo.
dence In nil my life. He even Intl-, heard thut ho wan pretty well paid Tno mNRnK mitomntlc pistol with
mates that there might possibly lie for It. which Klwell wuh ahot has been lo-
'graft In the city council, and tho' cated by OuIJa board h or other "sup-
pollco force. Did you over hear hucIi I ,.,, ,.,n.n uiln ,,, hhikh ernatuurl" meiins In every purl of
k ... -. .. ,.i ......' ' ' . . . 1. .. -It tin f
mi ",p0(iniH nguinst hlH writing huvo got ' 0'"' """ "'" " "
hlm faded u thousand ways. Why room in wiiicii mo inuruur .
not give ono of them a Job running mUted down Into the but.ci.ient and
tho I.ono Star column? It would be, 'U' to the root,
worth reading then. Hut anyhow Until tho murderor Im apprehend
we're not running the paper, and If ed, both the police' und District At
he has any kind of a pull with the torney'a staff nay they expect no hup
-.limn, wn noi.nnKO his lunk will b ceaso from the poralstent profligacy
hlnfllcted upon us to, the end of tho of occult UHSlstanco now being fore
game. Ho ought to bo pretty near."" UP" lnBm-
running out pf atuff by this time, but!
they say a fool cun blutter away, for' ,Tlu Kil. V. l'rli line of Full wool-
ever, ho we can't Bee uny use hoping rim have nrrlvrd ut K. K. K. Klore.
that be quits. He's got to quit HulU lo your exclusive ihhimut.
sometime though. He can't live for
a ridiculous statement In
life? And further than that he rayH
wiri.h in: oiiAi)
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lldfCMM.
In various squares and other pub
lic places In London are to be seen
statues of Queen Anne, Queen Elisa
beth,, Queen Victoria and Queen
Alexander.
DANCE
AT DORRIS, CALIFORNIA
by
KING'S JAZZ ARTISTS
SATURDAY EVENING, JULY 31, 1920
K. of P. Hall
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THE HABIT OF SAVING
QN'C.'i: you expeiieiiro Hie Niillxfai Hull of hinlitK mill
liccnmo lite owner of u griMliiK Hiivliigi Areounl here
ut the First Niilluiml Hunk, It would take n kimmI ileal
li rliuntfu you from jour rouri.e.
The opiHiHlUt of Hiivlng N rUjUANOKHINa n hud
liubit very i-nxy lo iirijulre nnd mighty liuril to breuk.
Which habit have YOU?
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