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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (July 22, 1920)
TAOU TMMM THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON THUR8DAV, JULY M, 4 BUCKHECHT Dress Shoes K&i 4. VA iilllllliltf SBBh. - m illlllllllMIlM favor, but go on ment." wltli tho treat- Do you think tho mlllonlum will usur I'umq? "My dour Hid inllliiiiliiiii wan burn nvo )iir ago, but wo didn't know It." A mun'K chaructor I road In hi wife's fiicu, Anil vlco-vorsu. somotlmo No ifiot ll 4 ButUmh until! tHmptd UUCIHSCHT DuatHnarr FintShoet rt ftktd f&jo to fit ."OLOR harmonies of mahogany calf and bra$i eyelets I add the finishing perfection to our No. 436. It u ideal in weight and wearing qualities, handsome but not flashy, stylish without being extreme. And more than mere beauty, it is built on lines that insure comfort up to the day you outwear it. For Sale by BRADLEY-EVANS SHOE CO. 727 Main St MANVfACTVKEM BUCKINGHAM to HECHT SifitUttffflm SAN rSANCISOO "Hollo old Minor, What huvo yot Kot your throat wrapped up for?" "Quinsy." "Qulncy, Muss,?" "No qulncy, III." "I.nwdy nigger, what am tint air tlnK n-buxzlng round tnnh huldT" "Dnt am nr hoss-fly," "Kr hoss-rtyT An' what am dat?" "Why or boss-fly In a III' fly wot busses .round bosses, anil muloii, an' Jsckases." "Look hoali nlggar . You-all innana tor slnowato dot Ah'm or Jackass?" "No sab clillo, Ah doant moan tor alnuato nuffln. Hut you-all ealnt fool a boss-fly." "Hotter that a lUbbl shouldn't get tho smallpox." Cut, nnsworlng quostlons In ap plying for n job a koopor of tho pound cunw to tho query "What lira rabies and what would you do for thorn?" I'ot wroto down "Itnblns I Jow 'priests and I wouldn't do a damned thing for thorn." And now for a llttlo "potry." Wonder how that bird who aaplrea to potlcat fa mo would llko to alt down and run one off llko this one.. You can Imagine about how far he'd get with It, can't youT tintvryarrf fctlllmiuy 1'ro boon herd now aomo twenty yoara A victim of my doubt and faars. Iloforo I wax ijulto flvo jeors old A hundred stories I'd been told Of ghosts and spirits, cat and mlco, And so upset by fear and dread, I used to hato to go to bod. , When darkness came I could not will not bu ablii to get It.' however I, "''"j . . . I if 1... win .t 1,,.,.. u '' "rfd up nnrt dared not poop. ,1,1 ,. ,,, . . IIkcoiiio a coward, afraid to stund A ladv wulki-il lulu ilmfiilr..'. im.. ft'ila paper, wo will sond someone ... , , , , , a inn) waiKiu lino jiagturos shoo .,,i-i11 1. , 1,,,,, fearing my shadow, and each mun'a vmporium otordsy morning, lead-""1"1 tu ""'" ' ''" ,, l..g a lllllo girl by the hand , , day uhllo walking on tho .treat 1 wani a pair or snons for Ilia " 1 i,..nr,i n... mi.. ..t ninnim. fni POTPOURRI lly U).NK HT.tll bird Mho 111111I0 inch n hid attompt at sarronllc poetry tho other dn. This Id a truo ono folk and really liappcnod, A certain local phynlclart whoso tlma Im mostly spent In on en deavor to appear very biuy, and prosperous, wont out for a whllo, leaving on hla door a noat placard mailing "Hock In an hour." lonn Htar happened to boo that nlgn, and wroto undor tho legend: "WHAT FOIt?" -""- ----- "iri"iirin'iiriinrii'iiiiiriilriririili'nnriniiiirinnrii-irii- 'in.ii.n.n.muui.njlJUS Whoro o'er a fly I chanco to sco No matter whoro that fly may bo, I awat him Ono light upon a lady'a knee That makes no difference to me I swat nlm. Home nights whllo wo a-walklng go Ono lights upon tar sister's beau I swat him. Hwat, swat, swat a From morning unto night. Hwat, swat, swat swat 'em left and right. Of all tho things on earth I hate, Tho fly I most abominate. ( swat 'era early, swat 'em late, Swat, swat, swat. CROSSETT SHOES The Quality Shoe for Men Unless It'a sohiA bird like tho An todlluvlon or that other bird who wroto tho poetry. AT THE THEATERS A llttlo girl wont to church nil i alone last Hunilny, nnd when aim Kot nmo urn- anu snm 10 im, .1,00 " " " ", " 7 , 7 .""V' .Trembling I too began to run butcher, brother Magulro. '" "' l"h" ,kwl Un w,",, U"' , When MASH, somebody fired . es Jinam" responded tho Irlsh-I ; w"" iuo gin put on qilllo a aliockMI look at 11 ho replied "Abdomen. Abdo men, my son Abdomen." man "French kldT" "Well I nhould iay not" retorted tho angry mother. "That girl wax born right hern In America and she' my own child." ' HO, Olio worth of boom drank up at tho recent Denlniorratlc conven tion at FrUco. What do tho "drys" think of the light wines and beor now! taatn Joo MacDonald and the I.ono Htar -got Into an argument a fow days ago regarding which was tho most doll- calo of tho nenioi. Joo claimed tho nemo of was tho most delicate, but I.ono Htar dliagrrod with him. When niked his reasons tho Hlar replied; "Well you can alt on n pin, you can't 'sco It you can't bear It you can't taito It, but It'a thcro Just tho name and you know It. Doc. Masnoy met Doc. Haulo on Main street a fow days ago. Doth thoso worthy gontlomon wont to the amo school of medicine, and gradu ated together, honco tho fact that they are very chummy. Tho'followv Ing conversation took pluce: "Did ou have a largo Flu prac tice during tho epidemic?" asked j Andy. "About a hundred gallons I guess" replied Ceorge. "And ou?" "Oh two or three hundred casos." a gun. I could not stop, my terror great Would not consent to hosllato. "STOP" someone cried, 1 ducked my head For look of guilt they shot mo dead. After fully Investigating tho sub ject, I.ono Htar hss decided that It's a mlstako to call certain small cars "cockroaches." Wo find that cockroaches can go Into high without changing gears. Tho managoment of tho Liberty Thostro have announced that today It will present to tho plcturo lovers of Klamath Falls a screen version of Hobcrt I.ouls Stevenson's master piece. Dr. Jckyll and Mr. Hydo, In which Sheldon Lowls, tho distin guished Droadway tragedian will es say tho leading rolo. Mr. Lewis will bo supported by a largo and notable cast, which In cludes Rladys Field, Alexander Austin and Dora Mills Adams. This plcturo has attracted great Intorcst In Now York and elsewhere from tho fact that just now there are two claimants for tho honor of being tho best Jokyll and Hyde on the screen. Ono la Sholdon Lowls and the other la John Darrymore. 'if, o'!i'1'!,!,';",!,!;i',,iil!itli'lil!1ii;W You can't buy bet ter shoes anywhere than the Crossett Shoes for young men. They have the snap, style-and wearing qualities which every man desires. . In these days you want to be sure of What you are getting, and when you buy Crossett Shoes you can rest assured: that you are buying right THE NEW FALL STYLES ARE HERE Crossett Custom Grade $15-85 Ta, Aguststii Cnule $13-60 Tax While we are not making any special sale prices, we are giving our customers a ten per cent discount on all shoes until August 1, 1920. Bradley-Evans Shoe Co. 727 MAIN ST. MIMMMWMMMMWMMMMWMMMMWMMMMMMAMMMMMMMMMM Doth men present very Interesting studios of Stevenson's groat charact er, and, whllo they differ In many respects, It Is extremely hard for oven a trained critic to say who Is tho bettor. In some of the scenes, particularly those In which Mr. Hyde has the centre of the screen, Mr. Lewis seems bring out the distorted horror of Dr. Jokyll's baleful double with greater effectiveness. The production has been mounted with an eyo to making tho rendition of tho story extremely dramatic, and a fortune has been spent on the reading titles, which embody-maay new and novel departures. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde will play at th Liberty Theatre today only. All knowing themselvea to Im la debted to Low's' garage, please eaU and settle by the first of the aaoatk. as I am. selling oat' to go Into other business. Judd Lo. Prop,. 16-14 I SMHMM.HM.M.HHMMMMMHHMM I Here's another good ono. That ha "l.ot ma kiss thono tears away murmured. Hint fell Into his arms, nnd ho was busy for tho next fifteen minutes. And yet tho tears flowed on. "Can nothing stop them?" ho ask ed breathlessly. "No" sho murmured. "It's bay- Talk may bo cheap, but the phono companies seem bound to havo It otherwise. Meno lay In tho pest-house, suffer ing with small-pox. Tho doctor bad Just Informed him that his condition was gravo. "Horn! for n priest send for a priest" ho moaned. 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