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THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
THUR8DAV, JULY M,
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Dress Shoes
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wltli tho treat-
Do you think tho mlllonlum will
usur I'umq?
"My dour Hid inllliiiiliiiii wan burn
nvo )iir ago, but wo didn't know
It."
A mun'K chaructor I
road In hi wife's fiicu,
Anil vlco-vorsu.
somotlmo
No ifiot ll 4
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until! tHmptd
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DuatHnarr FintShoet
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."OLOR harmonies of mahogany calf and bra$i eyelets
I add the finishing perfection to our No. 436. It u
ideal in weight and wearing qualities, handsome but
not flashy, stylish without being extreme. And more than
mere beauty, it is built on lines that insure comfort up to the
day you outwear it.
For Sale by
BRADLEY-EVANS SHOE CO.
727 Main St
MANVfACTVKEM
BUCKINGHAM to HECHT
SifitUttffflm
SAN rSANCISOO
"Hollo old Minor, What huvo yot
Kot your throat wrapped up for?"
"Quinsy."
"Qulncy, Muss,?"
"No qulncy, III."
"I.nwdy nigger, what am tint air
tlnK n-buxzlng round tnnh huldT"
"Dnt am nr hoss-fly,"
"Kr hoss-rtyT An' what am dat?"
"Why or boss-fly In a III' fly wot
busses .round bosses, anil muloii, an'
Jsckases."
"Look hoali nlggar . You-all
innana tor slnowato dot Ah'm or
Jackass?"
"No sab clillo, Ah doant moan
tor alnuato nuffln. Hut you-all ealnt
fool a boss-fly."
"Hotter that a lUbbl shouldn't get
tho smallpox."
Cut, nnsworlng quostlons In ap
plying for n job a koopor of tho
pound cunw to tho query "What lira
rabies and what would you do for
thorn?"
I'ot wroto down "Itnblns I Jow
'priests and I wouldn't do a damned
thing for thorn."
And now for a llttlo "potry."
Wonder how that bird who aaplrea to
potlcat fa mo would llko to alt down
and run one off llko this one.. You
can Imagine about how far he'd get
with It, can't youT
tintvryarrf fctlllmiuy
1'ro boon herd now aomo twenty
yoara
A victim of my doubt and faars.
Iloforo I wax ijulto flvo jeors old
A hundred stories I'd been told
Of ghosts and spirits, cat and mlco,
And so upset by fear and dread,
I used to hato to go to bod.
, When darkness came I could not
will not bu ablii to get It.' however I, "''"j . . .
I if 1... win .t 1,,.,.. u '' "rfd up nnrt dared not poop.
,1,1 ,. ,,, . . IIkcoiiio a coward, afraid to stund
A ladv wulki-il lulu ilmfiilr..'. im.. ft'ila paper, wo will sond someone ... , , , , ,
a inn) waiKiu lino jiagturos shoo .,,i-i11 1. , 1,,,,, fearing my shadow, and each mun'a
vmporium otordsy morning, lead-""1"1 tu ""'" ' ''" ,,
l..g a lllllo girl by the hand , , day uhllo walking on tho .treat
1 wani a pair or snons for Ilia " 1 i,..nr,i n... mi.. ..t ninnim. fni
POTPOURRI
lly U).NK HT.tll
bird Mho 111111I0 inch n hid attompt
at sarronllc poetry tho other dn.
This Id a truo ono folk and really
liappcnod, A certain local phynlclart
whoso tlma Im mostly spent In on en
deavor to appear very biuy, and
prosperous, wont out for a whllo,
leaving on hla door a noat placard
mailing "Hock In an hour."
lonn Htar happened to boo that
nlgn, and wroto undor tho legend:
"WHAT FOIt?"
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Whoro o'er a fly I chanco to sco
No matter whoro that fly may bo,
I awat him
Ono light upon a lady'a knee
That makes no difference to me
I swat nlm.
Home nights whllo wo a-walklng go
Ono lights upon tar sister's beau
I swat him.
Hwat, swat, swat a
From morning unto night.
Hwat, swat, swat
swat 'em left and right.
Of all tho things on earth I hate,
Tho fly I most abominate.
( swat 'era early, swat 'em late,
Swat, swat, swat.
CROSSETT SHOES
The Quality Shoe for Men
Unless It'a sohiA bird like tho An
todlluvlon or that other bird who
wroto tho poetry.
AT THE THEATERS
A llttlo girl wont to church nil i
alone last Hunilny, nnd when aim Kot
nmo urn- anu snm 10 im, .1,00 " " " ", " 7 , 7 .""V' .Trembling I too began to run
butcher, brother Magulro. '" "' l"h" ,kwl Un w,",, U"' , When MASH, somebody fired .
es Jinam" responded tho Irlsh-I ; w""
iuo gin put on qilllo a aliockMI
look at 11 ho replied "Abdomen. Abdo
men, my son Abdomen."
man "French kldT"
"Well I nhould iay not" retorted
tho angry mother. "That girl wax
born right hern In America and she'
my own child." '
HO, Olio worth of boom drank up
at tho recent Denlniorratlc conven
tion at FrUco. What do tho "drys"
think of the light wines and beor
now!
taatn
Joo MacDonald and the I.ono Htar
-got Into an argument a fow days ago
regarding which was tho most doll-
calo of tho nenioi.
Joo claimed tho nemo of
was tho most delicate, but I.ono Htar
dliagrrod with him.
When niked his reasons tho Hlar
replied; "Well you can alt on n
pin, you can't 'sco It you can't bear
It you can't taito It, but It'a thcro
Just tho name and you know It.
Doc. Masnoy met Doc. Haulo on
Main street a fow days ago. Doth
thoso worthy gontlomon wont to the
amo school of medicine, and gradu
ated together, honco tho fact that
they are very chummy. Tho'followv
Ing conversation took pluce:
"Did ou have a largo Flu prac
tice during tho epidemic?" asked
j Andy.
"About a hundred gallons I guess"
replied Ceorge. "And ou?"
"Oh two or three hundred
casos."
a gun.
I could not stop, my terror great
Would not consent to hosllato.
"STOP" someone cried, 1 ducked my
head
For look of guilt they shot mo dead.
After fully Investigating tho sub
ject, I.ono Htar hss decided that It's
a mlstako to call certain small cars
"cockroaches."
Wo find that cockroaches can go
Into high without changing gears.
Tho managoment of tho Liberty
Thostro have announced that today
It will present to tho plcturo lovers
of Klamath Falls a screen version of
Hobcrt I.ouls Stevenson's master
piece. Dr. Jckyll and Mr. Hydo, In
which Sheldon Lowls, tho distin
guished Droadway tragedian will es
say tho leading rolo.
Mr. Lewis will bo supported by a
largo and notable cast, which In
cludes Rladys Field, Alexander
Austin and Dora Mills Adams.
This plcturo has attracted great
Intorcst In Now York and elsewhere
from tho fact that just now there are
two claimants for tho honor of being
tho best Jokyll and Hyde on the
screen. Ono la Sholdon Lowls and
the other la John Darrymore.
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You can't buy bet
ter shoes anywhere
than the Crossett
Shoes for young men.
They have the snap,
style-and wearing
qualities which every
man desires. .
In these days you
want to be sure of
What you are getting,
and when you buy
Crossett Shoes you
can rest assured: that
you are buying right
THE NEW
FALL STYLES
ARE HERE
Crossett Custom Grade
$15-85 Ta,
Aguststii Cnule
$13-60 Tax
While we are not making any special sale prices, we
are giving our customers a ten per cent discount on
all shoes until August 1, 1920.
Bradley-Evans Shoe Co.
727 MAIN ST.
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Doth men present very Interesting
studios of Stevenson's groat charact
er, and, whllo they differ In many
respects, It Is extremely hard for
oven a trained critic to say who Is
tho bettor.
In some of the scenes, particularly
those In which Mr. Hyde has the
centre of the screen, Mr. Lewis
seems bring out the distorted horror
of Dr. Jokyll's baleful double with
greater effectiveness.
The production has been mounted
with an eyo to making tho rendition
of tho story extremely dramatic, and
a fortune has been spent on the
reading titles, which embody-maay
new and novel departures. Dr.
Jekyll and Mr. Hyde will play at th
Liberty Theatre today only.
All knowing themselvea to Im la
debted to Low's' garage, please eaU
and settle by the first of the aaoatk.
as I am. selling oat' to go Into other
business. Judd Lo. Prop,. 16-14
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I Here's another good ono. That
ha
"l.ot ma kiss thono tears away
murmured.
Hint fell Into his arms, nnd ho was
busy for tho next fifteen minutes.
And yet tho tears flowed on.
"Can nothing stop them?" ho ask
ed breathlessly.
"No" sho murmured. "It's bay-
Talk may bo cheap, but the phono
companies seem bound to havo It
otherwise.
Meno lay In tho pest-house, suffer
ing with small-pox.
Tho doctor bad Just Informed him
that his condition was gravo.
"Horn! for n priest send for a
priest" ho moaned.
"Hut you oro Jewish aro you not?"
asked tho surgeon. "You moan send
for a Itobbl."
"No send for a priest" said Mose.
WOMAN'S .COLLEGE STUDENTS PLAN NOVEL CUSTOM
ORGANIZE "SUNSHINE GUARD" AT CAMPUS SUN DIAL
OAKLAND (Special) Tho "Sun-
shino Guard" has been established at
'Mills College. Miss Stella Rigga of Port
!Und, Oregon, has tho honor of being the
first to tako her, position at the famous
college sun dial on tho oval.
Tho "Sunshine Guard" is the idea of
Mills students to servo as a reminder of
,4lTho Mills of Tomorrow." Tho needs of
this woman's collego will be met when
the two million dollar endowment fund
has been raised and until that time tho
"Sunshino Guard" watch will keep its
vigil.
Tho 4fi0 young womcu students have
agreed to keep constant guard
at tho huh dial trout the hist
class period in tho morning
until sundown. This will bo uo-
complishcd by relays and the various
dormitories will bo given certain weeks
for this responsibility. It will, bo ar
ranged so that the half hour, or hour,
pent by each student will not be lost
time, but will be spent in preparing
for the. class rooni. If necessary a
kiosk will be built to accommodate the
"Sunshine Guard."
To all students and visitors who in-'qttirfl-
the time, it ii'the duty 'of tH special
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