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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (June 26, 1920)
PAQM THRUM THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON SATURDAY, JUNK i f )' ? ' ? ALL THE RICHNESS THAT LUXURY-LOVING TEMPERAMENT DEMANDS u exemplified in POT POURRI Ily MNK HTAII The rutldimi woman will find ilirm to lave all die rlrganrc and grarrful lines licr artistic wrue denundi. Sltortrr skirts will accentuate tlie foot silhouette, cm pluming (lie importance of a perfect completion to tlie toilette eruemble and tlie new pump superbly Impart tlut lunnunious effect On nf lit iww UyUtl )m Glut, fitting rtmc KU. Kipmiiv of lii tpwit anj gear of youth In !!. Tin tradition ofQurrn Qutlr" P"' (talon iwinmuly uphaU. DSg2 THE BOOTERY Chat. P. Maguire 713 Main St MWWWSMWWWWVVSWVWMWWlWNMMMMAMAiMrVAM The Rex Cafe Special Sunday Dinner $1.25 Shrimp Cocktail Willi' ('renin of Chicken with Needles FISH IViiiIitIoIii of Hulii, A la Orly ' (I'omuies I'arlalvnnu) I'ickl.'d lleotM ItlXIHIIKH Itlpn Olives SALAD Combination Salad Sweet I'lcklea KNTIIKKH Cliolco of One-half Spring Chicken, A la Maryland Sweet llrend rattles, Toulcuae Creamed Chicken with (Irei-u Peppers ' VKGKTAIILKS Mantled I'otatura Or coo IVaa DKHSKIITS Assorted l'U Strawberry or Vanilla Ics Cream C.ifu Nolr AAWMWtMAMWMMVMMAMMMWAMAMMAAWWMVM'WMMMi Mury liinl ii llttlo lam I), Insr broth- nr Htulu ii ii il gave her. And when Iiij took a hutting III, Malt potro couldn't Have hur. Olio iluy hIiii cnrolumily stooped down, to pick a budding clover. IIIji nock lin limit, full tilt ho wont, mid hiittod Mary ovur. That's starting off protty good. If wo can only keep It up to, thu end of tho column wo ahull hnvo earned our muiioy, Several year ago, when l.ono Htnr'a Hliir had not yet hurst upon tli'i literary horlNon, ho wuh spending tho nftornoon on Now York hay, with u couplu of schoolmates, A ntorm sprung up which carried tho wholo cahoodlu of us out to win. Night come on und with It, a rouKb nun, no that thu boat wan In danger of luting swamped. "Can you pray" wo naked our friend. Thuy Informed ua that thoy could not. "Well can yon ulna: a hymn?" we nuked. They told u that thoy could not do that either. "Then" we replied "I will pant the lint wo rnuiit do something rcllg lous." "Kino" replied Upp" It's a good picture, 'hut who'ii that on your hack?" TIiiiI'h one on mo, wherens t In tended it to lie on Frank. Oh well thin column will ho running a long lime no I'll get him yet If Toby doeim't. Moro nro a couple of epitaph wo read while taking a meander out In the cemetery this morning. Hern Ilea the body of Mary Louder Hhe burnt while drinking n scldlitz powder. TIiIm Ik the arnvo of Daisy Hell I certainly hppe bIic'h gone to heaven, I. one Htnr'o wife wan vory Hick tho other week, and wo aent for Doc Trust. Ho arlved, nnd, after looking her over, aald "The heat thing you can do la to aend her to a warmer ell-mate," Ho I went out to the woodshed got the axe handed It to Truai and said "Here you bit her Doc I haven't got tho nerve," I There wn a young lady from Mn. Whoan form wan decidedly plo. To dispel her dilemma Him aunt for mime llmma. And now she la awfully ve. Doc lloyd'a little hoy went up to the Dr. the day before yeatcrdny, and mild to him 'Tiipu 1 must have an other pair of pant the neat of Iheae la alt deciyed." BOSTON, June 25. Senator Hard (iovomor received an Invitation to ing and (lovornnr Coolldge, llvpubll- confer on that date and Immediately can candlditea for proaldent and accepted. Tico-presiuoni, reapecuveiy, win con- a for In Waahlngton. Juno 30. The A ClaaalfJed Ad will tell It. Fat I-onmls pulled n good one on Lawrence I'helpa yeaterday morning. Walking Into Itiiwrunco's grocery cs talilUhment ho said "I'leaae tako thin tinier." "All right" aald Uwrence, scent- ing a little hualnena, "shoot." "10 tiounds of augar at 27 cents, It pound of coffee at 45 centa, 8 pounda of tea at 45 centa, 50 poundi of apuda, at lOcenta. Now add that up." "That comes to 116.25" aald llrother I'helpa, "Thanka that'a my arithmetic lesson for tomorrow" aald Fat aa he made a bee-lino through the door. A fellow met Doc. Hunt up town thla ufternoon and. aald to him: "How did you find Mr. Walkor apoon this morning doctor?" "I looked In tho directory" replied tho aurgeon, us ho paaaed by. Tho reoaon wo wvre antlous to get rid of our wlfo was on account of her cruelty. On arriving homo for dinner one day we found her beating tne eggs whipping tho cream stoning the ralalna, and pounding the steak. If that la not ground for divorce, I'd like to know what Is, If Maaaachusetts la noted for boota and shoes, what I Kentucky noted for? Why shoots and boozo of course. Bay folks did you ever hear this one? No well we will toll It td you. If the devil loat his tall wliero would ho go for another one? Don't know eh? didn't think you did. Well If the country had not gone dry, bo could have gone to a liquor Moro where they retail spirits. As It Is, he's out of luck. 'I OREGON BREVITIES f o -o IIKND, Juno 25. Ills faco tcrrl hly gashed, and his nose broken, J. II. Helfrlch, Hemstead valley rancher, rode 95 miles to Bend Wednesday, reported for medical treatment at 10 o'clock Wednesday night, and walked to St. Charles' hospital, where 17 itltchea were taken to close the wound. Ilert Worden asked Ione Star not long ago If there was any other euro fur a snake-bite oicept whiskey. "Who cares whether there Is or not" we replied. MONUMENTS Believe no man who stretches the truth See ing is believing. Our thousands of patrons are our best endorse ment. Sec our splendid line now on display. in Klamath Falls Marble & Granite Works GEORGE D. GRIZZLE, Prop. Rev. Cbaney blow Into a barber shop In Idaho some time bock, and was shaved by a barber who waa In toxicated. He cut Cbaney, who turn ed to him and said "Now you bco what drink docs for a man." "Yes" returned the barber, "It makes the skin very tender. Frank Upp blew Into Moo's tho day beTore yestorday, and waa wait ed on by one of those charming fe males whom Moe seems to have tho knack of picking out. Upp wanted pair of ladles stock ings, and was shown every conceiv able size and color on tho Job, but still waa not satisfied. Have you any othor shado?" ques tioned the diamond and Ingersoll peddlor? "No air" ropllod Kunlco "I've shown you every pair we have In stock." "Hut nro you positive that you haven't any that 1 have not Been" persisted Mr. Upp. "Yos" stammered, tho fair dumsel "oxcept or tho pair I'm wear ing." R08KI1URQ, Juno 25. K. 0 Young, of Oakland, aged 92 years, died at his homo Monday morning, lie had been In falling health for somo time, complications due to old age being the cause of death. Mr. Young camo to the Oregon country when but a young man and waa one of the first men to go into tho mer cantile business In Douglas county. He remained active In business until a few years ago when falling health forced him to retire. ESSE Avoidable Expenditures QUITE A NUMBER OF EXTRAVAGANT EXPENDI TURES CAN BE AVOIDED BY CAREFUL, SYSTEMAT IC PLANNING. LET YOUR SURPLUS FUNDS GROW BY DEPOSITING THEM PROMPTLY WITH THE FIRST STATE & SAVINGS BANK. 4 Per Cent Interest Paid on Saving Accounts RrstSivte&SaagsRvnk Klamath Falls. Oregon WWWZWy7MMi,iMk:X5a. WEATHER RECORD Hereafter tho Herald wilt publish the mean and maximum tempera tures and precipitation record as tak en by the U. S. Reclamation service nation. Publication will cover the day previous to the paper's lasue, up to 5 o'clock of that day. ROSBIiURG. June 25 Mrs. Smith Ilalley Monday morning received word of the death of her alster, Mrs. D. R. Graves, at Eugene. Mrs. Graves, who was 94 years of age, waa a resident of Douglaa county for many years and U one of the early pioneers of this state. For some tlma she had been making her homo with her daughter In Uugeue. tAAA0AAAAAAA00f000WWiWWWWWWWWWW Novelty Cutlery Company Of Canton, Ohio Manufacturers of transparent handled knives and razors Nothing Better For Gifts Orders Yours Now FRED LEONETTI Sol Agent, Klamath Falls That's a protty hot one folks, hut Frank Is a pretty -good-natured old Himl liu'll never mind It. If ho does thu uoxt time l.ono Star needs a weil iIIiik ring, ho will buy It somuwhoro elao. So you had bailor bo careful Fraukio doar. Hero's anothor ono on Frank, nnd this la real goods too. In 1914 Frank wont to San Fran cisco to tako In tho fair. In front of "Tho Dawn of Creation" building tha Lone Star ran Into him. We bad been doing a little cele brating on our owa accord, and had had pur picture takes oa a donkey's back. We showed Upp the picture, and asked kbja what at tkouftt ( It. ' ... n .: .a Tim DALLES, June 25. Aa the result of their auto plunging over a cliff about eight miles east of this city at 11:45 a. m. Monday, K. II. Sawyer, civil engineer, with resi dences In Pocntello, Idaho, and Port land, Ore., was Instantly kilted and hla companion, Miss F. F. Ilalley, of Portland, was badly bruised. She Is In tho local hospital. Her condition Is not considered orlou. Tho nuto plowed Into soft sand hucomlng uumanngoablo. Mai. Mia. clpltatloa June 1 74 SS June 2.... 78 35 June 3..... 83 47 June 4....- 75 50 . Jtintf5.,.....r 74 35 June 6 72 39 Juno 7.... 62 25 June 8 70 25 Juno 9 72 22 Jane 10.. 70 37 June 11 71 47 June 12 (7 50 June 13 65 48 Juno 14 60 48 .18 June IS. 64 46 .17 Juno 16 73 38 June 17 68 51 Jnne 18 79 38 June 19 86 48 June 20...... 91 58 June 21 90 57 June 22. 85 49 June 23 71 40 Juno 24 71 39 June 25 70 41 m HKNATOR HITCHOOCK (UTJBNS NOMINATION Not a Bite of Breakfast Until You Drink Water 8ay a a'' of hot water ans) phoephats prevtnts Illness and keeps us fit. WASHINGTON, June 25. Senat or Hitchcock of Nebraska announced today that he would not accept the Democratic rice presidency nomina tion., Just as coal, when It burns, leaves behind Incombustible ashes, so the. food and drink taken day after dar leavea In the alimentary canal In digestible material, which U net ccipleta4r-AUmlaateal- fron the sys tem each""day,beVomes food for the millions of bacteria which Infest the bowels. From this mass of left over waste, toxins and pto'malnellke poisons are formed and sucked Into the blood. , Men and women who can't get feeling right must begin to take In side baths. Before breakfast each morning drink a glass of hot water with a teaspoontul of llmestpne phosphate In It to wash out ot the bowels the previous day's poisons and toxins, and to keep the entire alimentary canal clean, pure and fresh. Those who are subject to sick headache, colds, biliousness, consti pation, others who wake up with bad taste, foul breath, backache, rheu matic stiffness, or have a sour, gassy stomach after meals, are urged to get a quarter pound ot limestone phosphate from the drug store, sad begin practicing Internal sanitation. This will cost very little, but la suffl cient to make anyone an enthusiast, on the subject. . A Classified Ad will sell It. OltKHON CITY, Juno 25. Officer II. !:, Mo.uls mid two revenue men ot Portlund ia lil oil tho It. M. Thompson place nvar Kstarudu Saturday and found a lari;o still and 2,500 worth of liquor. ft'ALLOWA, Juno 25. Ilonnlo Hindi, C-yoar-old daughter of F. S. Hindi, who is omployed by tho local electric company, was drowned in tho Wallowa river Sunday nftornoon. WWWWWWWWMWWWWWWWW Jewel Cafe aaassaVVaaSaas,MVMaassVMVM'Vsa WAAAA MGDFORD, Juno 25. Mrs. Mar garot Anna Matney passed away at hor homo In Applegate Sunday morn ing, June 25, 1020. Sbo was born In St. Joe, Mo., March 24, 1S45. At tho age ot nine she crossed tho plains with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Boyd Maupln, and settled In Eugene, Ore. In 18(2 she was married to Carrol Matney, and moved to the ranch, in the Applegate district, where she and her husband were asaoag the first aat stoat teloTMf at the pioneers. Special Sunday Dinner, $1.00 80UI' Chicken dlblct With nico RKUSKKS Hadlshes Green Onions SALAD 'Shrimp Salad FISH Fried Halibut Drawn Dutter ' Choice of Chicken Fricassee With Needles Stuffed Young Turkey With Jelly Fried Spring Chicken Country Style VEGETABLES Given Poos New Potates DESSERT Choice ot Vanilla Ice Cream or Assorted Pies DRINKS Tea Cofee Milk f JEWEL CAFE i 10 MAIN ST. ' ' "wyj'yiw