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THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
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The rutldimi woman will find ilirm to lave all die
rlrganrc and grarrful lines licr artistic wrue denundi.
Sltortrr skirts will accentuate tlie foot silhouette, cm
pluming (lie importance of a perfect completion to tlie
toilette eruemble and tlie new pump superbly Impart
tlut lunnunious effect
On nf lit iww UyUtl
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tpwit anj gear of youth
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The Rex Cafe
Special Sunday Dinner
$1.25
Shrimp Cocktail
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('renin of Chicken with Needles
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Combination Salad
Sweet I'lcklea
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Cliolco of
One-half Spring Chicken, A la Maryland
Sweet llrend rattles, Toulcuae
Creamed Chicken with (Irei-u Peppers
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Mury liinl ii llttlo lam I), Insr broth-
nr Htulu ii ii il gave her.
And when Iiij took a hutting III, Malt
potro couldn't Have hur.
Olio iluy hIiii cnrolumily stooped down,
to pick a budding clover.
IIIji nock lin limit, full tilt ho wont,
mid hiittod Mary ovur.
That's starting off protty good. If
wo can only keep It up to, thu end of
tho column wo ahull hnvo earned our
muiioy,
Several year ago, when l.ono
Htnr'a Hliir had not yet hurst upon
tli'i literary horlNon, ho wuh spending
tho nftornoon on Now York hay, with
u couplu of schoolmates, A ntorm
sprung up which carried tho wholo
cahoodlu of us out to win.
Night come on und with It, a
rouKb nun, no that thu boat wan In
danger of luting swamped.
"Can you pray" wo naked our
friend.
Thuy Informed ua that thoy could
not.
"Well can yon ulna: a hymn?" we
nuked.
They told u that thoy could not
do that either.
"Then" we replied "I will pant the
lint wo rnuiit do something rcllg
lous."
"Kino" replied Upp" It's a good
picture, 'hut who'ii that on your
hack?"
TIiiiI'h one on mo, wherens t In
tended it to lie on Frank. Oh well
thin column will ho running a long
lime no I'll get him yet If Toby
doeim't.
Moro nro a couple of epitaph wo
read while taking a meander out In
the cemetery this morning.
Hern Ilea the body of Mary Louder
Hhe burnt while drinking n scldlitz
powder.
TIiIm Ik the arnvo of Daisy Hell
I certainly hppe bIic'h gone to heaven,
I. one Htnr'o wife wan vory Hick tho
other week, and wo aent for Doc
Trust.
Ho arlved, nnd, after looking her
over, aald "The heat thing you can
do la to aend her to a warmer ell-mate,"
Ho I went out to the woodshed
got the axe handed It to Truai and
said "Here you bit her Doc I
haven't got tho nerve,"
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There wn a young lady from Mn.
Whoan form wan decidedly plo.
To dispel her dilemma
Him aunt for mime llmma.
And now she la awfully ve.
Doc lloyd'a little hoy went up to
the Dr. the day before yeatcrdny, and
mild to him 'Tiipu 1 must have an
other pair of pant the neat of
Iheae la alt deciyed."
BOSTON, June 25. Senator Hard (iovomor received an Invitation to
ing and (lovornnr Coolldge, llvpubll- confer on that date and Immediately
can candlditea for proaldent and accepted.
Tico-presiuoni, reapecuveiy, win con- a
for In Waahlngton. Juno 30. The A ClaaalfJed Ad will tell It.
Fat I-onmls pulled n good one on
Lawrence I'helpa yeaterday morning.
Walking Into Itiiwrunco's grocery cs
talilUhment ho said "I'leaae tako thin
tinier."
"All right" aald Uwrence, scent-
ing a little hualnena, "shoot."
"10 tiounds of augar at 27 cents,
It pound of coffee at 45 centa, 8
pounda of tea at 45 centa, 50 poundi
of apuda, at lOcenta. Now add that
up."
"That comes to 116.25" aald
llrother I'helpa,
"Thanka that'a my arithmetic
lesson for tomorrow" aald Fat aa he
made a bee-lino through the door.
A fellow met Doc. Hunt up town
thla ufternoon and. aald to him:
"How did you find Mr. Walkor
apoon this morning doctor?"
"I looked In tho directory" replied
tho aurgeon, us ho paaaed by.
Tho reoaon wo wvre antlous to get
rid of our wlfo was on account of her
cruelty. On arriving homo for dinner
one day we found her beating tne
eggs whipping tho cream stoning
the ralalna, and pounding the steak.
If that la not ground for divorce, I'd
like to know what Is,
If Maaaachusetts la noted for boota
and shoes, what I Kentucky noted
for? Why shoots and boozo of
course.
Bay folks did you ever hear this
one? No well we will toll It td
you.
If the devil loat his tall wliero
would ho go for another one? Don't
know eh? didn't think you did.
Well If the country had not gone
dry, bo could have gone to a liquor
Moro where they retail spirits. As
It Is, he's out of luck.
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IIKND, Juno 25. Ills faco tcrrl
hly gashed, and his nose broken, J. II.
Helfrlch, Hemstead valley rancher,
rode 95 miles to Bend Wednesday,
reported for medical treatment at 10
o'clock Wednesday night, and walked
to St. Charles' hospital, where 17
itltchea were taken to close the
wound.
Ilert Worden asked Ione Star not
long ago If there was any other euro
fur a snake-bite oicept whiskey.
"Who cares whether there Is or
not" we replied.
MONUMENTS
Believe no man who
stretches the truth See
ing is believing. Our
thousands of patrons
are our best endorse
ment. Sec our splendid
line now on display.
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Klamath Falls Marble & Granite Works
GEORGE D. GRIZZLE, Prop.
Rev. Cbaney blow Into a barber
shop In Idaho some time bock, and
was shaved by a barber who waa In
toxicated. He cut Cbaney, who turn
ed to him and said "Now you bco
what drink docs for a man."
"Yes" returned the barber, "It
makes the skin very tender.
Frank Upp blew Into Moo's tho
day beTore yestorday, and waa wait
ed on by one of those charming fe
males whom Moe seems to have tho
knack of picking out.
Upp wanted pair of ladles stock
ings, and was shown every conceiv
able size and color on tho Job, but
still waa not satisfied.
Have you any othor shado?" ques
tioned the diamond and Ingersoll
peddlor?
"No air" ropllod Kunlco "I've
shown you every pair we have In
stock."
"Hut nro you positive that you
haven't any that 1 have not Been"
persisted Mr. Upp.
"Yos" stammered, tho fair dumsel
"oxcept or tho pair I'm wear
ing."
R08KI1URQ, Juno 25. K. 0
Young, of Oakland, aged 92 years,
died at his homo Monday morning,
lie had been In falling health for
somo time, complications due to old
age being the cause of death. Mr.
Young camo to the Oregon country
when but a young man and waa one
of the first men to go into tho mer
cantile business In Douglas county.
He remained active In business until
a few years ago when falling health
forced him to retire.
ESSE
Avoidable
Expenditures
QUITE A NUMBER OF
EXTRAVAGANT EXPENDI
TURES CAN BE AVOIDED
BY CAREFUL, SYSTEMAT
IC PLANNING. LET YOUR
SURPLUS FUNDS GROW
BY DEPOSITING THEM
PROMPTLY WITH THE
FIRST STATE & SAVINGS
BANK.
4 Per Cent Interest Paid on
Saving Accounts
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Klamath Falls. Oregon
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WEATHER RECORD
Hereafter tho Herald wilt publish
the mean and maximum tempera
tures and precipitation record as tak
en by the U. S. Reclamation service
nation. Publication will cover the
day previous to the paper's lasue, up
to 5 o'clock of that day.
ROSBIiURG. June 25 Mrs. Smith
Ilalley Monday morning received
word of the death of her alster, Mrs.
D. R. Graves, at Eugene. Mrs.
Graves, who was 94 years of age, waa
a resident of Douglaa county for
many years and U one of the early
pioneers of this state. For some
tlma she had been making her homo
with her daughter In Uugeue.
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Novelty Cutlery Company
Of Canton, Ohio
Manufacturers of transparent handled knives
and razors
Nothing Better For Gifts
Orders Yours Now
FRED LEONETTI
Sol Agent, Klamath Falls
That's a protty hot one folks, hut
Frank Is a pretty -good-natured old
Himl liu'll never mind It. If ho does
thu uoxt time l.ono Star needs a weil
iIIiik ring, ho will buy It somuwhoro
elao.
So you had bailor bo careful
Fraukio doar.
Hero's anothor ono on Frank, nnd
this la real goods too.
In 1914 Frank wont to San Fran
cisco to tako In tho fair. In front of
"Tho Dawn of Creation" building
tha Lone Star ran Into him.
We bad been doing a little cele
brating on our owa accord, and had
had pur picture takes oa a donkey's
back.
We showed Upp the picture, and
asked kbja what at tkouftt ( It.
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Tim DALLES, June 25. Aa the
result of their auto plunging over a
cliff about eight miles east of this
city at 11:45 a. m. Monday, K. II.
Sawyer, civil engineer, with resi
dences In Pocntello, Idaho, and Port
land, Ore., was Instantly kilted and
hla companion, Miss F. F. Ilalley, of
Portland, was badly bruised. She Is
In tho local hospital. Her condition
Is not considered orlou.
Tho nuto plowed Into soft sand
hucomlng uumanngoablo.
Mai. Mia. clpltatloa
June 1 74 SS
June 2.... 78 35
June 3..... 83 47
June 4....- 75 50 .
Jtintf5.,.....r 74 35
June 6 72 39
Juno 7.... 62 25
June 8 70 25
Juno 9 72 22
Jane 10.. 70 37
June 11 71 47
June 12 (7 50
June 13 65 48
Juno 14 60 48 .18
June IS. 64 46 .17
Juno 16 73 38
June 17 68 51
Jnne 18 79 38
June 19 86 48
June 20...... 91 58
June 21 90 57
June 22. 85 49
June 23 71 40
Juno 24 71 39
June 25 70 41
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HKNATOR HITCHOOCK
(UTJBNS NOMINATION
Not a Bite of
Breakfast Until
You Drink Water
8ay a a'' of hot water ans)
phoephats prevtnts Illness
and keeps us fit.
WASHINGTON, June 25. Senat
or Hitchcock of Nebraska announced
today that he would not accept the
Democratic rice presidency nomina
tion.,
Just as coal, when It burns, leaves
behind Incombustible ashes, so the.
food and drink taken day after dar
leavea In the alimentary canal In
digestible material, which U net
ccipleta4r-AUmlaateal- fron the sys
tem each""day,beVomes food for the
millions of bacteria which Infest the
bowels. From this mass of left
over waste, toxins and pto'malnellke
poisons are formed and sucked Into
the blood. ,
Men and women who can't get
feeling right must begin to take In
side baths. Before breakfast each
morning drink a glass of hot water
with a teaspoontul of llmestpne
phosphate In It to wash out ot the
bowels the previous day's poisons
and toxins, and to keep the entire
alimentary canal clean, pure and
fresh.
Those who are subject to sick
headache, colds, biliousness, consti
pation, others who wake up with bad
taste, foul breath, backache, rheu
matic stiffness, or have a sour, gassy
stomach after meals, are urged to
get a quarter pound ot limestone
phosphate from the drug store, sad
begin practicing Internal sanitation.
This will cost very little, but la suffl
cient to make anyone an enthusiast,
on the subject. .
A Classified Ad will sell It.
OltKHON CITY, Juno 25. Officer
II. !:, Mo.uls mid two revenue men ot
Portlund ia lil oil tho It. M. Thompson
place nvar Kstarudu Saturday and
found a lari;o still and 2,500 worth
of liquor.
ft'ALLOWA, Juno 25. Ilonnlo
Hindi, C-yoar-old daughter of F. S.
Hindi, who is omployed by tho local
electric company, was drowned in tho
Wallowa river Sunday nftornoon.
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MGDFORD, Juno 25. Mrs. Mar
garot Anna Matney passed away at
hor homo In Applegate Sunday morn
ing, June 25, 1020. Sbo was born In
St. Joe, Mo., March 24, 1S45. At tho
age ot nine she crossed tho plains
with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Boyd
Maupln, and settled In Eugene, Ore.
In 18(2 she was married to Carrol
Matney, and moved to the ranch, in
the Applegate district, where she and
her husband were asaoag the first
aat stoat teloTMf at the pioneers.
Special Sunday Dinner, $1.00
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Chicken dlblct With nico
RKUSKKS
Hadlshes Green Onions
SALAD
'Shrimp Salad
FISH
Fried Halibut Drawn Dutter '
Choice of
Chicken Fricassee With Needles
Stuffed Young Turkey With Jelly
Fried Spring Chicken Country Style
VEGETABLES
Given Poos New Potates
DESSERT
Choice ot
Vanilla Ice Cream or Assorted Pies
DRINKS
Tea Cofee
Milk
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10 MAIN ST.
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