The Evening herald., June 22, 1920, Page PAGE TWO, Image 2

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THE EVENING HERALD. KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON
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yt PROFESSOR dropped in.
LAST NIGHT and said.
HE HAD a punle.
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XOU KNOW ho speaks.
FIFTY SEVEN kind.
OF HIGHBROW talk.
HIT HE'D Juit beard.
JWO FELLOWS talkla.
OMETHINQ LIKE this.
HERrS THE real caeeso.
ON THE kind of butt.
FOR STEADY Huff."
WILL IT," said the other.
O THE first one said.
ITS GOT tbo good.
AND PEP and all.
MUST TOUCH ouo off.
AND YOU'LL be living.
THE LIFE otRellly.
I TCLL for It, and gco.
I'M JAKE for keeps.
AND SITTIN' ou tbo world."
AND THE second otio raid.
"JUST SLIP us one.
FOR THE doublo-O."
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AND THAT nu all
I LAUGHED and point,
OUT THE window. ,
AND THE prof read.
THE ELECTRIC alga.
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AND HE was oa.
THE SIGN Just said.
THEY SATISFY."
rpiIERB may be a hundred other
A ways lu say ll, uui in Kwui
ilaln United State, it's "they sat-
1 ways to say it, but in Reed,
plain United State, its "tney sat
isfy." Thoso line Turkish and
Domestic tobaccos and that cant-
bc-copled Chesterfield blend put
Chesterfields where none can touch
them for quality and value.
JWT CICAKKTTU
WOMEN ANSWERING OUR FOOD PROBLEM.
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Ohio farmers are proving that a real agriculturist cannot b
tfofeated that he will overcome all obstacles. Ohio, more than any
Xher state. It seems, U suffering from the farm labor shortens. The
tractor and the farmer's wife as operator Is proving the answer.
One farm-tractor with a woman operating Jt can do the work of
three plows, three men and six horses. It la aqgther triumph tor
Sana women. They are helping to keep famine from all our doers
Don't fail to read the Herald Classified Ads.
Fm here to Tell You"
says the Good Judge
That you get full satis
faction from a little of
-j the Real Tobacco
j Chew.
! The rich taste of
' this class of tobacco
makes it last longer
i and cost less than the
j old kind.
( Any man who uses the
Real Tobacco Chew will
tell you that.
Put up in two styles
-RIGHT CUT is a short-cut tobacco
W-B CUT is a long fine-cut tobacco
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Uncle Sam's Payroll
DY SCOT? C. BONE
A year and a halt after the armlstlc the War Department carries
on Its payrolls 100,000 civilian eiuiloci!
The Navy Department still cirrus a cMlUn roll ut liis.nnti,
which etceeda the number ot olnVcrs aiid men Dtlouglni lo Hie Aiuer
lean navy I
According to thr lnt- estimate, the grand total ot employe o(
the government Is 7D,P70
In WashlnEton. the enpllnl n( thn nation, 102 l!0 rMIInn st
still drawing pny from Uiiile Hani, t Afulint Jii.ouo i:eu nr wt
declared In 1817,
Ami In the. face of nil Oil. Hh Urn ileptrtniiiin n rnncesiril
nlth employes Ihdt lh' ut In enrh nt l.cr'n wuy, I in- t'0ti:i.al'r gen.
crsl rccrntl) Inrreiu'ct) M frce larr ly
nen tlie l!lvtl Bar tee rnwmiilnn Ii tinaMe to turuith neeurnin
flKtirt-s touching the clvu lul nnd tr.inl;l jiliiiltf it ci th country
I told through ottlcli.1 put Hetty ctinni. Ik or (lie cntemmi'iit that the
slcumlr war mnchltio, whlvh it iutlii ltn tuivajers m dearly, it
being redu-ed
The dvpnrtment hfads Initend of recosnltlng tlir nw-t of cnrtn(l
tuenl ami the putting on ot t.uiki'n, without exception nte sulimitlluic
tstlmutea which call for Inrrenseil appropriation llul t'oni;ri' .
Hepubtlcan Conrr Is prunliitc thi'nn wtimatr by thn nilllloi nnu
lorclng a reduction of the cilllmi roll by reilurlns the spproprlattotm
Hepresentatlve Slcgel, who presented a startling artsy ot ngurvs
to the House, said:
"No official In a supervising capacity In any department has eeme
forward with any real action showing that he has endeavored to
reduce the force ander him and to attain the high standard at effi
ciency the government should have at all times. Officials do not srem
to realise that economy In government Is Imperative. Our burden oi
taxation l out of reason. Investigations show the urgent netxl ot
real up-to-date budget system.
"While there are by far too many government employee the ser
age employe Is underpaid and many have lost their enthusiasm tor
government work. On the other hand there are many who render
most efficient service on less than a living wage. The doparttiienia
need new chiefs who will determine to keep those who sre emnrnl
and necessary and discharge without delay those who can be insrmi
and who are Inefficient
This will not como until there Is a change In the administration,
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KaMLafl
WhiteTceth, Healthy Gums,
a Clean Mouth
THAT it what ytm should srrk In a
dentifrice. And U is easily found,
if you will rate for your trrth rgu Jary
with Kleiim Dentul Crrtnr. And the
delightful kflei tte of Kkriuu-that
Cool, Clran, Kltmo Feeling Is satis
fying evidciue if the good It dots.
Step In and id a tube today.
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HERO OF INDIAN
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at that time but epnriu'ly aettlod, n
few rr-Kulnr olilleM vr stationed
at Forts fiterlueoom, Vancouver und
Wullu Wnllu under the rommnml of
(Ii'IhtjI Wool, whose heatiuurturs
were' In Kan Prnnclsco. Weill ul
strunguly opposed to having hln sol-'
Uler do anything to the Indian or
to do unythlng that might be In llmil
of co-operation with Governor Steph-i
rns; therefore the protection of llfn'
nnd pr pvrty devoheil mainly on vol-,
unteem.
To assist Washington and for hnr
own protection, Oregon sent about l
400 volunteers, commanded by Col-
one! Cornelius up the Columblu river
through the Wullu Wullu district, oiij
thrcush the I'alouse country tmck )
Ida Pnliimliln uhlph itrvnm ihMlrl
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STAR DRUG CO.
TOPI'KNISM. Wash., June 21 A
menument In memory of Captain A
J. Hembree, wro fell when his scout
inn rnrty wtt ambushed on the morn
nig of April 10, 1SS6, by hostile In
dians on a mountnln side south of
wbern tho city of Toppenlsh now
stands, was publicly unveiled In the.
city rark bore yesterday with appro- crJju.cd g, ,ho antb 0. .ho .i
prlato exerc.ses ny me asninBton ryc. and proCl.C(1,d up 8alu creek.
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State Historical society. A granite.
marker on the mountain side where
the tragedy occurred was uls' dedi
cated In honor of the bruvc pioneer
At the time Captain Hembrco lost
bis life. Indian war was quite general
In the norlbwest. The seat of trouble
centered In the Yakima valley whero
lived Owhl, Kamlabk.n and Quul-
comlng to the mountains south of
where tbo city of Toppenlsh I now
located. Karly on the morning of
April 10, 18C6, thn colonel In com
mand sent u sc;utlr.g party of 10 m
up the mountain side under thn com
mand of Capt A. J. Hembreo (nnn of
tbo 900 ImlgruntH who crossed tho
Dlalrm In 1843 and niuile thn tiutll
cban. that subchlcf v. ho had sworn to wnch UM,cnBnt Kr.unont foundi;
kill every white person who ciimu
within his range Qu.Ichan was
proiiatly tbo most blood-thirsty man
of alt this aict on f the country;
many murders hud ulrrady been com-
mltted by him and bo bad even killed
.some of hlB own people when they
hud reiionstrated with him about IiIh
Indlsrrlmlnule. slaughter.
On Junuary 26, 1S5G, Indians ta
ns the scout neurril llm top of Urn
mountain, they with ambushed by
Indlnnu und Captain llcmbreu wbh
killed. .
WHEN CASH IS AT
PREMIUM
fHIH ha lirrn a 'lojiillng.up' iH'rlml. IVnple have
bought iinnrx-rmjiiil) and have liirtril lnjuillrunly.
Slmulil I lie flnniirlnl etiilulirtii tnrl In suing bark, tlirm
will Im it liantenlng to unlo.il.
Happy Imbl llirn will l Mm- nwnero of ctiiwIjik HANK
A4XXIUNTS at Hie K.t NiUiiinal.
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KLAMATH FALL!
OREGON
In liurmah people of superior rank
must not dishonor themelven by
passInK underneath person of In- Mr Aithur llamlltim, wbn wu
ferlor rank. Thug u nobleman must the first woman to swim tho hol.rit
rw.l nti.a Ihrnnsh n lu.ll wlin n ,ir. Is tirePSrlnK tO Utt ftjll'l tllll KUgllS'l
slened the town of Seattle, tho Intent -hsmlmr above Channel swim In August
Mrs Hum
being to wlp out all Amcrl-nn set- , ... . , kn0n Kngllt-li sncl
nun jn nun ut tii nu t ! ns ------- --
tiers; fortunately tur the ton nnil i,.. i i, ,.. ,.tv. l-elnu thu wil.i o! n promliieut
jfor thn people llvins here, thvj sloop ,)Ut om, wtorj. , nrmy ofKrer and the ilfnigliter of ii
(?f war Pacatur was In the hurlior und , liaront. Hhii Is iiInii n dcsri'iidntit
shells thrown from her soon drovo Tim smallest circular saw In prac- of ,(, famous liirln of (Itirnnn,
i the IndlunH back. tlcal uso Is a tiny disc less than tho w, n,H,.c ,atlnlion of tint nordon
I Tito territory of Washington wus situ of n silver iiuurtnr which Ih cm-' uiKiiiinrlfri by oflerlnK to kln eery
j ployed for cutting tho BlitH In gold ,nan wj(l t.nHted.
' tionv Tli,yii rhwh nr, Hcnrrplv llilrk.
or thun ordlnarj paper and revolve Although somit!miH icen four
aimie 4,000 tlmeH per minute The hundred leagues from lund, the frig
high velocity Veeps them rigid, not- ulo bird Is wild to return uwry nl:hl
withstanding their thinness, :to Hh hiilltnry roost.
Holland Is covered with willow- j When tho weather Ik Mmi nnil the
trees, and tho great dykes of llm cnlrn, seuls freijuenlly sleeji while
country am mudo stronger by the floating upon their hacks in tbo wit-
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ycur houeehold effects to
jour new home If you will
phone us to cull and slo up
low big a van will bo re
quired. You'll find our
rburgps very reasonable, our
servKo prompt nnd efficient.
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indigestion, insomnia; painful par
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liver, bladder and uric scld troublta nut
Nation.! H.mwlr of Holism sine 1696.
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Sam's Bchoolboys and girls once
get an Idea and they don't desert
it In u hurry. The call for tbe
1920 U. S. School Garden Army
vol no more than Issued until
winners In the 1919 season were
busy. School children In 1919
produced 148,000,000 worth of
foodstuff, 2,600,000 kiddles com
' petlng. The photo shows a Louis
ville (Ky.) schoolboy who won a
prise with his It-pound punpkla.
The Department of the Interior
sponsors lbs sore.
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RECEIVED AT
KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON, 024 MAIN STREET
24SF XA 44 COLLECT NIGHT LETTER
PORTLAND, OREGON, JUNE IS, 1920
DANNER PATTY MOTOR CO.
KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
SIX TOURING TWO ROADSTER ONE TRUCK SHIPPED
YESTERDAY FROM FRISCO SEVEN TOURING ONE TRUCK
TO BE SHIPPED TWENTY FIFTH IF WE HAVE ORDERS
BEFORE TWENTY FIFTH. WE CAN HAVE THIRTEEN
TO SEVENTEEN CARS NEXT' MONTH BY PLACING
ORDERS IMMEDIATELY.
- " , F. B. PATTY
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