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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (June 16, 1920)
PAQI TWO NMDAY, VKU It, ItM THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON iii hnvr you ny relations there doctor?" "No" replied Doc, "liut I have two I maiden Mints In tho Kingdom of Heaven." JEWEL CAFE , l i .jUiX "o'ps-i V 610 Main Street LUNCHEON FOR LADIES is one of our specialties. Those who are wearied with shopping or visiting can stop in this restau rant and partake of the daintiest repast, perfectly cooked and served. We have special tables for ladies as well as special dishes. We invite their patronage, which, once bestowed, is always con tinued. Our service is the reason. The Jewel are I lly the way, what do mi think nf tit In bunch (or ofllro Iti Wellington" It might hd!i some of the thirsty ones In the Falls. President: Allien T llevotldgo , Yin-president: Maggie Tight. Sec. or State: Congressman Put ler. i . See. of the Hrnndegeo. Sec of War: Soo of the Navy: Attorney (Istionl W II Treasury: Konstor X -sar Lou's Sherry. I Prof. II. Hears. Judgo linnti l'otmntr donors!: Harris W'rlm-loih. ' ' s.-c of the Into ler: (leoice E 111 ewer sv.- of ABrlcalture: Hettry It. Drinker ' .e. nf Cemmerce: Flunk II ' mm. trr?'".rF$attxv2in'!-rimT.TTrirrc2n. If the Wood Dealer Sold Service We 1 1 not clJ cuirvnt; c ell enlce. Tti.it miiiihW odd diM.n't It? Well. uppoc iIip niMiil ilenlee nhl ervliv Instead of vvooil. It vt.mhl li'tul to your futiiare mul jour r.ttiKe, take nvvny the u-lus nnil rle.in the fluex. You would buy mi intirli heat. N'otr you buy mi iiiiicIi light, although joii pay ncrorillnc to tlie current Jim ruiiMiir.c. Hut the erlt N perfmmeil for you In thlt company r.t the uht.itlon jiimI icr plum. Thnt N what vto want to give you efficient rrltr. It l the rrn of thl company to hate none Imi ntlffnl ruMomer. No mutter what It is. If joii have a grlcvamc. or me diatUflrd nlmni your hill or do not understand our rate. plene come In and oee u or write u nbuut it. If you hare nny suggestion to make, we will gladly avail our selves of them a our aim I constantly to Improve our KO.-iire to you n fast on the development of science and human ability Hermit. California-Oregon Power POT POUURI . it i.om; st.vi; i In t the flaw when he may havo for go'ton its cause. , i Company TM birieb 8itt u't the "wtr nil riht hot I-on Ptsr thinks tht the f llewtnn hunrh wuittt suit th ' il'" bettor r"i wtm m w .iBiininwi nrina e wro Is false to present duty, . J . , ,fc , . . , . '. V ec-Pres llenr T. Rnln. nks n threHd In the loom, sad t1ll - ...... .. wtmwT nr mam iminrf- imnrv Klood. Bk. of Ww Mator-flanerol Snow. The above ti by tht once celalirat-', Se. of tho Ntivy: F. n. 8srenn ed iireirher. Ilsnry Wnnl Iteechor ' Attortiw anerl- C. R. tlrook. When be ojiiko tboso onli tn Cht-' I'ostBMSlcr Oonnl. Iltnry Wn car", little did be realize how true tewtm they would be In his own life Wit on i Sw of ,,,e 1'' t''"4. Dryer he palce thoe wordt, his heart w:is' . in hlH businesR of preaching tho go. ' u'p '", uono " nr u,u,r ,han pel. When he spnko thone words. wo ou' l t0 ,m "nd " ' ou oven t!ie future seemed brlsht nnd rosy to ""? " " " u" "' u" "" w,,r ,onn hint. Hut sometime soinvw here. Henry Wnnl llrecher broke a thread Sometime somewhere! . , , . .. I oe mn won biHtri iiib a u. we otiRlit to be. ,i (This includes i.ons tiar.i In the loom Henry Word Ileecher ns false to uresont duty. And ho found the flaw when, doubtless, he bad for. (rotten the cinse. Knr be It from us to tilk ncalnst one whoje life was ns useful as was tho life of Henry Ward Ileecher I merely call attention to how tho truth of one of the famous preach er's famous statements was brought rasn who iUiei bank arount may be SJtd wclMulnncod man. n to ho home to him. O D llurke asked the t.one .Star the other mornlnc what the differ , ence between n safety sml an ordi nary raior was We replied that It was purely matter of sex: the former belnx a female !ntrum,nt. whll th liiit-r Is n regular he-man nffilr. FEATURES YOU CET EXCLUSIVELY IN MACK TRUCKS MOTOR ACCESSIBILITY Accessibility is a prime requisite for tho suc cessful maintenance of n motor truck ai mini mum expense. You will find MACK trucks SncMporata more advance -J principle 3 of de clopnirttt toward the accomplishment cf accessibility thun can hi clnmied for otliftr make? of tnicko. Tlds h the result of MACK enjr'p.corm'; anJ twanty-fat'? jesrs of building end perfrctinrj motor ttiicks. MACK trucks ere build in twi types. The models mtdar 3 tony (Rapacity arovLnoyn as AB j thoae over aa AC. Tho molo.a arc identical ci ccpt as to size. Examine lltcay fcalttrcn of accesstbtlil;: Portt in the side of thn crankcasc, removed by n thumbscrew, permit inspection of tho ohfis; Pistonn and Conncctinrr rods may be drnwn throuuh the bottom without disturbiti"; eitlier rltaft; the Camihaft may be withdrawn throucrh the front; the Magneto and Pump arc locate! 1.1 front of the engine. The AB power plant, including engine, clutch, transmission nnd instrument board may be re moved as a unit. The AC engine may be slid out the front by removing the bumper. J. H. Garrett & Son MACK - INTERNATIONAL MOTOR TRUCK CORPORATION All Ex-Service Men "BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY" IT WILL BE TOO LATE AFTER JULY 1ST TO REINSTATE YOUR GOVERNMENT INSURANCE UNDER THE PRESENT LIBERAL TERMS Do not be too sure that Government Insurance is no good. Study it carefully before you turn it down. Ask any reliable insurance man. He will tell you that Government Insurance is cheaper and better than any he can sell you. No "matter how long you have been discharged or how long your insurance has been lapsed you may reinstate your War Risk Term Insurance at any time before July 1st, 1920, by paying two months prem iums for the month of grace in which you were cov ered and for the current month. If yours has lapsed, reinstate at once ! There is No Armistice With Death Call or write Red Cross Headquarters, 119 S. 5th, for information, reinstatement and conversion blanks. I.ono Slur's ulfu 3id to him the other day. "I with you would buy mo a silk dust coat." said I, "If I could ralO & "Jvuould I It has always been imI'I that (tod was good to the Irlih tint that wont apply these days as you will rind out when you go to buy spuds. I'm We hear than New York telephone girls are marrying off so fust that tho service Is seriously Impaired. Scsnu that they i;ui someone's num ber all right. Someone once asked a Mlssourlan why Mlsourltood at the heud In talslng mules. "Hecause Its tbo only safe place to I stand" replied he. Heredity Is only n screen behind which som people undcrtnke in hide their proclivities for wrongdoing They know thst the dead and gone aro too far nwuv to tell them what liars they nro. Lwd I ... ge bio (I oil i' wixi ,iph ...,l t'e d'iv Who ' tin ooiiet hat Ihe lead to pay e-r r 1 In -rl w,i for jou Thai n nothing v,o reidied w irit.g in) shoes iiA.ty for you I'm Our llfo Is but a summer day Some only breakfat. and nway: Others to dinner stay und aru ful'. red. The oldest man hut sups and go to bed. This was written by I.ono Hlnr on meditating on tho high cost of living these days. Might have th.it to h.ive leather some been a good stunt at llooverlted on shoo "The world seems to have beaten a path to this man's door." "Yes; maybe he makes mouse trap." , "And maybe be makes moonshine,' too." I Wo heard this ono on Main street ' the day before yesterduy. I IT I TN (Jiorge Timer (nln Kiglilcen O. A. C LEADS IN MILITARY EFFICIENCY I Among 20 colleges listed In the distinguished class "for the general efficiency" of their military Instruc tion Is Included the Oregon Agricul WASHINGTON, June 14. The an- turaj college, nual Inspection of tho leading col-l country' ah a result 01 inquiries, n is stated leges and schools of. the whlrh rnmltirt thp rphPrva nfflrnra' training units show a grade of mill- ,1,at "otloa-plctures of domeUlc In tary Instruction "decidedly more teres.t ?mott popuIar' Uh Wt'8t thorough and of higher quality than ?rn ""' nU comedies tlclng ever Iwforo In tbo history of our if"" second place. country," nays an announcement to-j m day by tho war department. ' a Classified Ad will sell It. I'ouniN nnil III Itlii'iiiuiiil.ni IMsnpixvim After taking Tan. Inr Wouhln'l Take Any. thing For (mhI It IHil lllm Jlr. Murray and Mr. Soulo wcrol talking In the Herald office the other! morning as the I.one Star strolled In. This Is what he heard: Murray: "That young fellow Scribbler sent In a paper this morn ing "Milieu wny no I i.itq. ..What Tanlne has .lonn for in.. Is Seule: "What did you do wlth;worth moro I3n n fortllne,.. ,aMl ' ., , !eorgo Tower, of 20' Itottenberg , Murray: ncturned It with an en- 8l.f ft ufc.ianK resident of ilullfax, closed slip saying. 'Ilecauhe you Nova BcoB nn(, w-known em- moiled this instead of bringing It ,)Ioyo of Ul0 Nova Scmln Trnm n(, PC7nnJ '. . Tower Co. "I have gained eighteen : (T. S. Don t expect to ever see noumJlJ nm f).oI ,iettor mn for this ono in Print.) twenty-eight long years," ho contln-( lucd. . ' "What Is this Spiritualism all' .., ,,,,.. ,., nnvho.lv in ihn1 world sufforod from rheumatism as bud as I did. It was u sharp, shoot- When we die this is what we are going to have engraved on our tomb stone We have made arrangements with Karl W'hltlock already. Header pais on and do not waste your time On fulre biography and hitter rhme; For what I nm, this crumbling chy Insures, For what 1 was, is 110 affair of ( yours. 1 We met a friend of ours of the Hebrew perminslon on I'lno street lail wek. and seeing his handsome fuce wreiilhcd In smiles, asked lilm why such happiness. "Veil you sen" ho replied. "I mil going 10 bo married tomorrow." I "Hut your wife only died list , week" we shot nt him. "I know dot" he said, "but I don't 1 hold sliplte long." This will be nil for today. t llefore wo were married, Umo fl"V- M'KelvIn of Nobraskn s.iyn 1 Star and his wife weru a very loving that "wastefulness and extrnvnganro couple This Is perfectly nil right ro twin evils of this hour and may nnd as It should be. One night our bu placed In the snme category with present wife said to us "Honey I'm Idleness." about?" "Ileinains to be seen." line nuln that would eo through mv Mr. Murray asked I.ono Star the Uni!Bti ,lown my ,,. ni, ,Mt0 tuy other day. as ho was handing In on unMvll jUMt ,lky M)meiody was stick article, "Aro you Buro that this art- .,. knif ihrmich me. 1 moi.tn't 'work at all In damp weather and suffered so Intensely I would turn '...hi... U .. Ul.,. 1IM.A.. t... ..,..1. i..lij fin .. nnvuti 11 .lull (I.u .tlljvnny 'came on I wouldn't be ablu to sloop j a winx, my joints wouiu swell nun iclo Is or.'g'nul?" "Yes" wo replied, "all oscopt a few words you might havo run across In tho dictionary before." " Mwwwwftwwww -irtf-mrtnnruirLrurtn.ru- nr. j ju Western Floral Shop lOIt YOUIl I.OVEI) ONK8 living and departed, flowers aro tho Icglcul, natural tri bute of osteem and affection. Jlelng Nature's loveliest gift to man (except woman), you cannot show your feelings in a tenderer way than by means of floral gifts. Choose from our largo and beauti ful array. Set pieces made to order,. $0t000W0t0W000WfWfWAAA0lt&0&AAAAAAf00WWWWWWWWWW& Listen to this ono folks. It was composed at tho recent circus- which visited our town. It goes to show that I.ono Star docs havo a glimmer ing of humor once In a while. Minnie was a cirrus girl Her musclos were Immense I asked her how bIio got thut way 8ho said "My life's In tents." my luicoH would get stiff 11s boards and I wouldn't bo uhlo to walk for wo or llirtu daya ut u time just lay tip In bed lint on my back. "Taniuc was so highly recommend ed by people right hero In Halifax that I tried It and now I wouldn't tnko anything In tho world for the good It has done mo. My rheuma tism Is cntlroly gone, my appetite in uriicr iu lanu uuvaniage 01 ino.i.n, ni.u,! . . Bn,i i .innn overall voto no doubt tho two lead-' Ing political purtles will roname Itepubllglnghum parties. t Doc Wisecarver was recently din ing with some folks' who were proud of the recent elevation of a member of their family to congress. "This" said the doctor's hostess, "makes the second of my family In ovory night, and feel llko a different man altogether, Tanlac Is tho great est thing I havo ever seen and I want to let everybody know what this wonderful medlclno will do," ., Tanlac Is sold In Klamath Falls by the Star Drug Co., In Lorella by the James Mere. Co., and In Merrill by the Southern Oregon Drug Co. Adr. -- .. - -.... --i---nr.-r-y-innni-LnrLnnjvmj-u-innj' ANNOUNCEMENT Within the next week or ten days we will take over the stock of Roberts & Whitmore and conduct a Strictly Cash Grocery.- Our aim will be to give ihe people the very best at prices that will appeal to all cash buyers. We feel that by buying in carload shipments and giving the people the right prices they will be glad to pay cash. Watch this paper for further announcements. J. E. Enders & Co. J. Li. LillUCId IX ViU. Successors to ROBERTS & WHITMORE 1 :0" &x vyrgMtffr n& ii-