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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (June 7, 1920)
HJ"! PAOK THItKH THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON MONDAY, JUNK 7, I I H I MM I f f f f ! I'M 1 1 1 IM fti JSMfr I POT POURR1 f QM 8 lly J.ONi: UTAH & $ V P rtSW.S33OTEETfcfflaE ffllara p i PUB all & 31 I 1 I v 1 mamgs Should You Lose An Heirloom BY FIRE OR THEFT, YOU MAY NEVER REPLACE IT. TAKE NECESSARY PRE CAUTION NOW. RENT A SAFE DEPOSIT BOX IN OUR FIRE AND BURGLAR PROOF VAULT. THE COST IS ONLY $3.00 AND UP PER YEAR. HrstSwe &SawgsBank Klamath Falls. Oregon fi asEgytea&s Wii wero cctniriK over from Eng liitnl somn tlmi! ago, ntid Urn steward on. tliu vessel wiih rjulto a physician. Did you wiy "How can a steward Im itii(o n physician?" Well hii at (imil'iil ull tliu berths, that'll how. I.o no Hlnr wont Into tho local post offlrn tlio other ilny nml foil nil n re turned letter In li In box. Not under- Mt ii tn In k It Iki wont to Dclzi'll ami nuked why tlio letter hail not Icon Kotit. "Oh, It'll too hoary," returned I lio worthy prntinuntor. "It needs another Htarnti." "Well' hut w rn piled, "that will maku It heavier )ot" unit wn aro ntlll unahlo to see Junt why a lottor thut In already too hoary iii'imIh another stamp on It. Perhaps our friend from the antl' iloluvlnn period can tell u. A friend of our remarked some tlmi! qro thut men who bad anything In their headH generally found plenty to do with their band. That'a so. Wo Raw a tramp the other day who evidently had something In bin bead both bla hands were busy. A friend of nun remarked no me who la continually nagging at her about her grammar. Tho well-intentioned mother baa evidently over done It, however, for after the taut attack of the "flu" that thu Lone Star had, nlie approached him on the atrcct and said, "Did you enjoy much puln when you were III?" ioi ooi.sn ni' IIII.O, Ulnnd of Hawaii. T II , May: I. (Ily Mull.) I'ol, thu itaplo Hawaiian food noun will advance In price, nrordlnic to Hupervlsar Jumci Ako of tlio North Komi district Aku raid that thu enforcement of board of health regulation! roruntly pro- uiulguted would put a number of I'ol factories out' of business Added to thin, mild Ako, tho tar crop, from the rootn of which I'ol la made, la abort, owing to tlio dry season and other ca linen. A CluwMed Ad will aell It. uite it i nit rlicnuc skpmx battut I ' -TTr?5 m$ti&A . n Ur.f ff-w jtBSaKly. Hut any: wouldn't t ti tit be' a glori ous world If people only lived up to whut'a on their tombatonvaT Dynamite Mulono. the California Oregon Tower company' iipeed pellet gut whut wan coming to him tcduy. Ilu wan driving thut Chevrolet of bla from Kcno at about 6C mllei an hour when off came It hind leg. Fortun ately, the speed pellet wa uninjured, ultbuuKh If In) had been, Lone Star would not hat a shed any team. iih lio bad occasion to rldo behind him not long ago. And believe me folks, nnv man that can ride more than onu block behind Major Malonu and live to tell thu atory, Ih no mo mun. We bnvu been culled upon to rlak our life more than onru, but wa have never beforu been bamboozled Into luklng what was supposed to be a pleasure ride, and then live In perfect terror nil the way out and all the wuy buck. Now is Your Chance to Cut Down Your Expenses x' The Central Hotel will rent a limited number of rooms to permanent guests. These rooms are furnished with the best beds that money can buy. They are clean, tidy and well ventilated, and will be kept so.' There will be hot and cold water, tub and shower baths. Restaurant and barber shop will be in the building and everything will be done to make it comfortable, convenient and homey. The Hotel is now open for business. The restaurant and barber shop will be ready early in June. The purpose back of this hotel is to furnish to the workingman of Klamath Falls a place where he can live decently and cleanly and at a price that will be within his reach. The owners of this hotel feel that they have done this. J. J. KELLER, Manager It'a all right Dynamite, you'll get hours 101110 day mark my words. inn it think Lono Star Is a dead one If letter like that one was should get past him. D O you know what "Jj.xtOC" meant when It comes to nelectinfc n starting battery for your car? It means )u arc ydting a ciuitci prtxluct luckul up by over a (feneration of ccialitfd opcrtcncc It mews )iu arr i;rilinj! ilic hunt tli.n the lirycr maker ufituMgc batteries in the wurl.l can irinltirc. It meant ton arc vetting tlw it.irt ing batter n'iif in rery detail; i'ontinct.on, pcrioriii.incc, Jurabilit). Know tlic f.icM-come in nml examine the "JtXlDC" fur yotil car . LOW'S GARAGE JUIH) IX) W. Proprietor KXI'KHT AUTO IlKPAIIUMJ GOODRICH TlltKH KXIUK UATTKIUKrl Ladlea' Ileat Room OS Mala Htrt Phone W-J Klamath FaJU, Ore. Hut say, folks do you know tho reusou thu sun nuvcr setH on tho llrlt lh empire? No? Well, It'a because Cod Almighty cannot trust an Kng llshmnn In tho dark that's why. At the opening of the new danco pavilion the ether evening, one of tho new dunces Introduced was Tho African Uullop. And thereby hangs n tale. Now we'll tell you something clso about that letter, nnd its wonderful spelling, Wo only pointed out to you two mistakes, when, as a matter of fact there were three. Our antedi luvian friend of the pro-Christian era, spelt "christian" as follows; "chrls tIEn." How do you like that old top? That waa a typographical error too no doubt Suppose you saw that one too, didn't you? Sometlmo aomewhero In the dark and misty recesses of the past Drothor Parker was obsessed with the Idea that ha waa a natural horn actor. In fact, to hear him talk one would think that Sidney Drew took lessons Did you say "How can a stoward bo niontha ot futile endeavor, Parker finally succeeded In setting on the stage, and, strangle to say, waa given the leading role In a play called "The African Gallop." Aak him about It. PRECAUTION IS A PREVENTIVE gpilOHK who HUffi-r iiuiMt from period of Inflation or ilef bit Ion nro thoxo who 'will Hteadlly refuNO to iviognUo thut condltloiiH DO ('liuiiu,e,iiiil who uro therefore never prepared, OunilUlonn Imvo not benn jiorinid. Would YOU bo prepared ahould u cIiaiiko romu? A First National BANK ACCOUNT u always preparedness. i First National BankI KLAMATH FA1X5 OKCOON a jjl Incidentally, It would have done you good to ace Parker strutting 'round that danco ball the other night. Talk about oasy money It'a tho first easy money Parker ovor saw and It Hort of went to his head. I.ono Star went up to his little bar, as In duyH of yoro, to get himself u littlo drink. Usually Purker and myself uro pretty good friends nnd It was ! easy to soo that tliu ynunt; mun was not normal by n long shot. Do you know what bo did? In this second letter, this bird says that two ot his virtues are being able to spell correctly, and gram mar. Well that might bo so, but so far, all tho evidence U to the con trary, and until we are given some proof ot these virtues, we are bound to look upon them as very negative vlrtuea. W IN N HN E SSLflCK OF SOLICITORS And then, it these are two of his vlrtuea .we wonder how many more he has. Tou remember the old atory ot "self-praise." Just one more suggestion before wo dismiss our virtuous friend from pur mind, and consign his anonymous 'communication to tho waste paper basket. It Is this: Oat anothor brand ot envolopes beforo addressing nuy more communications to Lotto Star tho first ones gave you away. moiuii vicnmv Woll, listen so flustered was this young man thut. when wo naked him for nn Ico croiim Co no, ho hundod us out it corkscrew. So you can ttunglno Hint ho was besldo himself some. iiowover, tlio novelty ot oasy money soon dies nway aud In time Parker will descend to uurth again. We recolvod another spasm from our friend tho "Knocker" tho other day, but wo woro too wlso for him. He can't get any froo advertising hero. But what excuse do you think he made for bia bum spelling, Listen. He aaye that he knew It waa -rotten spelling, but that bo didn't want to correct It with ink, as that would have ilven him away. Evidently be HONOLULU, T. II.. May 19, (Ily Mull). That China may hnvo suf fered n political reverse, but that sho gained a grout moritt victory by tho withdrawal ot her ponco dolegates from tho Versailles coaforenco, wan tho statement niado hero rccontly by Charles It. Crane, now minister to China, who spent a day In Honolulu en routo to Peking, maVila pnospKitous MANILA, P. I., April 15, (Dy Mall). The assessed value ot all real estate In the city ot Manila la 1118,000,000, the city assessor today having completed his revaluation (or the year 1920. This la an Increase or 34 per cent over the assess! valua tion (or the preceding year. NEW YORK. Juno 6. Combina tion ot the work ot tho vocational training- board and the war risk In suranco bureau waa recommended In a report made public today by a sub committee on war risk Insurance of the, Republican national committee's advisory committee on policies and platform. The report has been adopt od by the executive committee ot the advisory committee and will be sub mitted to the platform committee of the Republican convention to be held In Chicago. The sub-committee o( which Fred erick Prellnghuyaen of New Jersey. Is chairman, reviewed criticisms ot the service rendered to soldiers by tho war risk insuranco bureau and aald that the bureau had not been equal to the task fo keeping In touch with tho soldlors after they were de mobilized, with the result that 7 per cent of their Insurance lapsed. Tho committee recommended that work affecting tho former service) men should be co-ordinated 'and the responsibility placed under one active., directing head; that the former sol diers holding converted policies be permitted to name any beneficiary and use their insurance as collateral; that policies be issued promptly and branch offices established to collect premiums through local postofflcea. The committee reported that over 100,000 men have converted their insurance for over 1400,000,000 nnd that many more must do so but that "no policies have yet been Issued al though policies were approved over one year ago and this had led to con siderable friction." The committee) stated that the "weakness In govern ment Insurance" lav; In the (act that Insurance could not be aucceatrnl without active solicitation and the government waa in no position to do this. It stated that there has been "very little delay" In settling claims of soldiers aggregating over 1,000,- 000,000 of Insurance. Kansas City school teachers refus ed to Join the Federation ot Labor. MONUMENTS Believe no man who stretches the truth See ing is believing. Our thousands of patrons are our best endorse ment. See our splendid line now on display. St?'.Pytyy: B Klamath Falls Marble & Granite Works GEORGE D. GRIZZLE, Prop. iHP,-"vli v'