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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (June 3, 1920)
man TiiitKK THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON THUIMDAr, JUNK , II rf .) . Don't ask for Crackers say Snow Flakes if' ! mY x -a&z. mihIVB tjxtkhi mnd UM urn mil i'.C U.riktm SOMK MOKK ceil rxout'CTS fUitullan rrull Iiim-uII Conn tUm AntniaU Z IimIi Vanilla Wafria AmoHH Cakea Kleila Wafrra OatmalCrt muiuI WaJni A POTPOURRI lly IX)NK HTAIt Well folk, we'll Htart tlm evening , with oiki on thai raimiui flitiurmun, Dr. Fred Wraturfleld. Whenever o hear Fred Weaterfleld's tales If wo Union to what he say Wo ritul Hi th flah with the blggem rales That ulwnys gels a weigh. llo klmcil tier on (ho cheek They any It't harmlea frolic, He's been laid U a week 'They ny Its I'alnter' Colic (ThU onu does not apply to Frvd), Home. 1 1 mo ago, thu Iiiiii .Star U Informoil, Or Truax accidentally killed Fred Weatiirfleld's ilorK Dick Diamond Hssr TIRES ' m I aWaHUHlilllKlilHtlillw' ssHHHHHIh Hsfl.lMBBsD if m w"sRi i ir sTv yV W aMMHMHpnit Teasins Dash of Salt --a crispy justout-ofthc-ovcn dain tiness the most delicious soup is enhanced when Snow Flakes arc served! Horn's what Fred hail put on thu tombatenn: Old Dick wan like hi dog In uvery particular Aftd upright Merc tlm llveiTthny luil Tholr way were pup-aml-Dlck-ular. (Cjulck Watson thu lieudlu). There wu im old man of Huiiiuilt Who broke bin teeth and mild "Dum mil" When unkud what lio'd do He mid "I can't chew" "Ho I KUein for a while I muit gum mlt." There wa an old lady named Pitch Who heard a loud snoring, at which Hli" took off her hut And found that a rat Hud fallen iulvep ut thn IUli And ntlll one moru It In not very often that thn I-oiie Hear waxc po- DIAMOND TIRE & VULCANIZING CO. 707 S. Sixth St. Phone 167 otlrnl, hut It (D'ortm that thin I on of th lino days, "You're I ho IlKht of my llfo," ho WlllMlrrcil, Ah ho k limed bur onco uioro good nlKht, And then from til') lop of Ibo stur- way Cain') a volcu "Wull, put out thu IlKht." Frank II Itolilimon and I'lll llollr I'opn wont to I'ortlund to tako tho Kluln bouril of pharmacy exam, lust wciik. Holilimoii wuh tint head of thu claim, paRHltiK with thn highest gun oral avurugc, and thu plII-rolleY, from Hi') Httir Drug 'company, wan second on thu tint Ahoul 30 men took thu oxain. No matter what Klumuth Full linn not, It certainly ha no hid rupahlu pharmacists, when this two high iiioii both hall from hero. Hero's another funny thing that happened taut wcok, The Lonn Htar won accuiied of being Frank 11 Hob Inaon. Don't know whothor Mr. Hob limon would like that or not. Jlo'i pretty particular about noma thlnxa Incidentally thu engagement l an nouncvd of Dr. John Mill of the Warren Hunt hospital pharmacy, and Ml an David, of the aamo Institution. We wlih the happy couple every suc cess, anil may they lira forever, If poislble. Not long ago l.onn Star wan com ing up from Han Krancloco on the 'trnln. A bi-ar, which waa on thn truck, wus limtitntly killed when the train hit It The t.ono Star was tell ing' an old luily not oppote to him about thu Incident, and tho old lady remarked "My how terrible. WaH thu bear on the track?" "No ma dam," we replied, "the train had to go up Into the wooils after It." Talking about train trips reminds us of an experience wo had tome time ago. We hud made n trip across the continent, und were mot ut tho depot, en arriving home, by our friends After telling how pleased they were to see us one of them remarked, "Well, what kind of a trip did you have." "Oh. pretty good," I replied, "but I lost half my baggage on the way " "How was that did you check It wrong?" the friend asked. 44t4444444't44444tt44 444444 I t44fMM4mHHHH,,Mt Now is Your Chance to Cut Down Your Expenses The Central Hotel will rent a limited number of rooms to permanent guests. These rooms are furnished with the best beds that money can buy. They are clean, tidy and well ventilated, and will be kept so. There will be hot and cold water, tub and shower baths. Restaurant and barber shop will be in the building and everything will be done to make it comfortable, convenient and homey. The Hotel is now open for business. The restaurant and barber shop will be ready early in June. The purpose back of this hotel is to furnish to the workingman of Klamath Falls a place where he can live decently and cleanly and at a price that will be within his reach. The owners of this hotel feel that they have done this. J. J. KELLER, Manager & "No," w replied, "the cork camo out." We see by this paper that there Is a new development company formed hore, which has for Its object tho de velopment of Klamath Palls. Go but It feels good to have a bunch of good Samaritans with us to look after the interests of the community. Tho articles of Incorporation are said to be of thn "blanket" variety, and Kd Vannlce Is supposed to supply the blankets. Wb wonder how thoy ever carao to rope Andy Colllor Into a doal llko that. Andy's philanthropic proper ties are well known and we are very much surprised to see that Drother Collier has accepted thn billet of treasurer tor this now concern. We would think that Andy would rather see someone else handle the money. This company Is seriously consid ering attacking the housing question here. Well, if they do, Lone Star will never lire Id one of their houses, the rent would be too high. Then they also propose building a milk factory, too. Well, that's not bad. Doc Hunt says his hospital will provldo tho babies It this new com pany will provide tho milk. It Lone Star wore In that company, bo might suggost that they build a bruwery, too, Then we read that all tho stock holders aro young business men. All right. Let's see about that. Thoro's Ed Vaunlco who Is 93 It he Is a day. Chnrllo Ferguson was an old man when I.ono Star was a boy, so he must be ovor 80. Then there's Ma gulre, and It ho is not long past tho 70 mark we'll eut our hat, and be sides its boon a long tlmo since Hector wus a pup, Ami)- Colllor is tho youngost ono Iu tho bunch, and wo hato to sco such a nka young boy wasting his tlmo with philanthropy. Sliamo on you old naughty men, roping n young man like that in with your old- fashioned philanthropic schemes, One good thing about having Andy t 1 i ' ' c ' ' ' i Collier tied up with them Is that Andy has lots of Ice on tap, which might come in bandy some time this summer; especially If. they build that browery. Incidentally we notlco that the state of New York has legalised two-six-bit beer which means Just this: That Now York state will HAVE two-six-bit beer. Wonder bow long it will be before Oregon will pass a like bill. And now let us watch out for an Exodus from Oregon to Now York. We went into Dobble Ward's hash house the other day for lunch. We ordered a regular dinner. The waiter brought us some soup to begin with and as he placed the dish on tho table, we noticed that the cloth waa gotting wet. We called Bobble's at tention to it, and told him that the dish must be cracked. "Oh, no," said Dobble, "there's a leek In the soup." A follow went Into Swanson's bar ber shop the other day, and sat In Jesse Turner' chair. "Haw I seen you before somewhere," asked Jesse. "Yes, onco; you shaved mo." "Well, I don't remember tho face," said Jcsso. "No, It's all healed up now." Doc Truax was treating an otd Irish lady not long since, and ore scribed n box t pills for her, tolling hor to cull tho day after next. On cnlllug tho Doc said to hor. "Well. Mrs. Drady, and how do you feel now?" "Not very good, doctor-1 not very good." "Well, did you take ( 'f r the box of pills I gave you?" asked. "Yls sorr, Oi did, and OI don't be feeling anny neither; I guess the lid haven't come aft yet." An Irishman onco got a Job at 1 powder works, and the foreman jup In the air one day when he amw Tat rolling a keg of powder aa4 smoking his plpo at the same Usa. "For God's sake, Pat," yelled th foreman. "Put out that pipe. Dm you know what happened the last time a man smoked a pipe In here?" "No what happened?" said Pat. "Well, a keg of powder exploded a4 killed 13 men." "Ah, bat that couldn't happen now," said Pat. "Why?" asked the foreman. "Be cause there's only you and me here," said Pat. Mike and his friend Pat were eat seeing the sights. They came t av Chinese laundry. "Come, In," said Mike, "and I'll introduce you to a countryman ( oars." They walked nito the lava dry and found a Chinaman who ni busy counting collar. "Do,you mean to tell me that tkJs haythen came from Ireland?" said Pat. "I do,'' say Mike. "Look here, my man." said Pat to the Chink, "what part of Ireland 414 you come from?" Tho Chink said: "Me got' no time foolee; mo counteo collar me co teo collar." You'ro a dom liar," said Pat. "Thoro's no county iu Olreland b. thot name." .1 . A Classified Ad will sell It- YOU It FINEST FURNITURE pictures, china, cut glass, etc., will bo safely transfer red to your new home It we do tho moving. Our men nro skilled hnndlers of fine household offects and are as careful as thoy aro export. Tho usual loss Incurred In many movlngs will bo en tirely ollmlnutod it we are ontrusted with tho work of removal. Phono call. Western Transfer Co. 703 Alula Thone 187 Ites. SWR T .4I !' -3. ," .,ri o .