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THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
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Well folk, we'll Htart tlm evening ,
with oiki on thai raimiui flitiurmun,
Dr. Fred Wraturfleld.
Whenever o hear Fred Weaterfleld's
tales
If wo Union to what he say
Wo ritul Hi th flah with the blggem
rales
That ulwnys gels a weigh.
llo klmcil tier on (ho cheek
They any It't harmlea frolic,
He's been laid U a week
'They ny Its I'alnter' Colic
(ThU onu does not apply to Frvd),
Home. 1 1 mo ago, thu Iiiiii .Star U
Informoil, Or Truax accidentally
killed Fred Weatiirfleld's ilorK Dick
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tiness the most delicious soup is
enhanced when Snow Flakes arc
served!
Horn's what Fred hail put on thu
tombatenn:
Old Dick wan like hi dog
In uvery particular
Aftd upright Merc tlm llveiTthny luil
Tholr way were pup-aml-Dlck-ular.
(Cjulck Watson thu lieudlu).
There wu im old man of Huiiiuilt
Who broke bin teeth and mild "Dum
mil"
When unkud what lio'd do
He mid "I can't chew"
"Ho I KUein for a while I muit gum
mlt." There wa an old lady named Pitch
Who heard a loud snoring, at which
Hli" took off her hut
And found that a rat
Hud fallen iulvep ut thn IUli
And ntlll one moru It In not very
often that thn I-oiie Hear waxc po-
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otlrnl, hut It (D'ortm that thin I on
of th lino days,
"You're I ho IlKht of my llfo," ho
WlllMlrrcil,
Ah ho k limed bur onco uioro good
nlKht,
And then from til') lop of Ibo stur-
way
Cain') a volcu "Wull, put out thu
IlKht."
Frank II Itolilimon and I'lll llollr
I'opn wont to I'ortlund to tako tho
Kluln bouril of pharmacy exam, lust
wciik. Holilimoii wuh tint head of thu
claim, paRHltiK with thn highest gun
oral avurugc, and thu plII-rolleY, from
Hi') Httir Drug 'company, wan second
on thu tint Ahoul 30 men took thu
oxain. No matter what Klumuth
Full linn not, It certainly ha no hid
rupahlu pharmacists, when this two
high iiioii both hall from hero.
Hero's another funny thing that
happened taut wcok, The Lonn Htar
won accuiied of being Frank 11 Hob
Inaon. Don't know whothor Mr. Hob
limon would like that or not. Jlo'i
pretty particular about noma thlnxa
Incidentally thu engagement l an
nouncvd of Dr. John Mill of the
Warren Hunt hospital pharmacy, and
Ml an David, of the aamo Institution.
We wlih the happy couple every suc
cess, anil may they lira forever, If
poislble.
Not long ago l.onn Star wan com
ing up from Han Krancloco on the
'trnln. A bi-ar, which waa on thn
truck, wus limtitntly killed when the
train hit It The t.ono Star was tell
ing' an old luily not oppote to him
about thu Incident, and tho old lady
remarked "My how terrible. WaH
thu bear on the track?" "No ma
dam," we replied, "the train had to
go up Into the wooils after It."
Talking about train trips reminds
us of an experience wo had tome time
ago. We hud made n trip across the
continent, und were mot ut tho depot,
en arriving home, by our friends
After telling how pleased they were
to see us one of them remarked,
"Well, what kind of a trip did you
have." "Oh. pretty good," I replied,
"but I lost half my baggage on the
way " "How was that did you
check It wrong?" the friend asked.
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Now is Your Chance to
Cut Down Your
Expenses
The Central Hotel
will rent a limited number of rooms to permanent guests. These
rooms are furnished with the best beds that money can buy. They
are clean, tidy and well ventilated, and will be kept so.
There will be hot and cold water, tub and shower baths.
Restaurant and barber shop will be in the building and everything
will be done to make it comfortable, convenient and homey.
The Hotel is now open for business. The restaurant and
barber shop will be ready early in June.
The purpose back of this hotel is to furnish to the workingman
of Klamath Falls a place where he can live decently and cleanly
and at a price that will be within his reach. The owners of this
hotel feel that they have done this.
J. J. KELLER, Manager
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"No," w replied, "the cork camo
out."
We see by this paper that there Is
a new development company formed
hore, which has for Its object tho de
velopment of Klamath Palls. Go
but It feels good to have a bunch of
good Samaritans with us to look
after the interests of the community.
Tho articles of Incorporation are
said to be of thn "blanket" variety,
and Kd Vannlce Is supposed to supply
the blankets.
Wb wonder how thoy ever carao to
rope Andy Colllor Into a doal llko
that. Andy's philanthropic proper
ties are well known and we are very
much surprised to see that Drother
Collier has accepted thn billet of
treasurer tor this now concern. We
would think that Andy would rather
see someone else handle the money.
This company Is seriously consid
ering attacking the housing question
here. Well, if they do, Lone Star
will never lire Id one of their houses,
the rent would be too high.
Then they also propose building a
milk factory, too. Well, that's not
bad. Doc Hunt says his hospital will
provldo tho babies It this new com
pany will provide tho milk.
It Lone Star wore In that company,
bo might suggost that they build a
bruwery, too,
Then we read that all tho stock
holders aro young business men. All
right. Let's see about that. Thoro's
Ed Vaunlco who Is 93 It he Is a day.
Chnrllo Ferguson was an old man
when I.ono Star was a boy, so he
must be ovor 80. Then there's Ma
gulre, and It ho is not long past tho
70 mark we'll eut our hat, and be
sides its boon a long tlmo since
Hector wus a pup,
Ami)- Colllor is tho youngost ono
Iu tho bunch, and wo hato to sco
such a nka young boy wasting his
tlmo with philanthropy. Sliamo on
you old naughty men, roping n young
man like that in with your old-
fashioned philanthropic schemes,
One good thing about having Andy
t 1 i ' ' c ' ' ' i
Collier tied up with them Is that
Andy has lots of Ice on tap, which
might come in bandy some time this
summer; especially If. they build that
browery.
Incidentally we notlco that the
state of New York has legalised two-six-bit
beer which means Just this:
That Now York state will HAVE two-six-bit
beer.
Wonder bow long it will be before
Oregon will pass a like bill.
And now let us watch out for an
Exodus from Oregon to Now York.
We went into Dobble Ward's hash
house the other day for lunch. We
ordered a regular dinner. The waiter
brought us some soup to begin with
and as he placed the dish on tho
table, we noticed that the cloth waa
gotting wet. We called Bobble's at
tention to it, and told him that the
dish must be cracked. "Oh, no,"
said Dobble, "there's a leek In the
soup."
A follow went Into Swanson's bar
ber shop the other day, and sat In
Jesse Turner' chair. "Haw I seen
you before somewhere," asked Jesse.
"Yes, onco; you shaved mo." "Well,
I don't remember tho face," said
Jcsso. "No, It's all healed up now."
Doc Truax was treating an otd
Irish lady not long since, and ore
scribed n box t pills for her, tolling
hor to cull tho day after next. On
cnlllug tho Doc said to hor. "Well.
Mrs. Drady, and how do you feel
now?" "Not very good, doctor-1
not very good." "Well, did you take
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the box of pills I gave you?"
asked. "Yls sorr, Oi did, and OI
don't be feeling anny neither; I
guess the lid haven't come aft yet."
An Irishman onco got a Job at
1 powder works, and the foreman
jup In the air one day when he amw
Tat rolling a keg of powder aa4
smoking his plpo at the same Usa.
"For God's sake, Pat," yelled th
foreman. "Put out that pipe. Dm
you know what happened the last
time a man smoked a pipe In here?"
"No what happened?" said Pat.
"Well, a keg of powder exploded a4
killed 13 men." "Ah, bat that
couldn't happen now," said Pat.
"Why?" asked the foreman. "Be
cause there's only you and me here,"
said Pat.
Mike and his friend Pat were eat
seeing the sights. They came t av
Chinese laundry.
"Come, In," said Mike, "and I'll
introduce you to a countryman (
oars." They walked nito the lava
dry and found a Chinaman who ni
busy counting collar.
"Do,you mean to tell me that tkJs
haythen came from Ireland?" said
Pat.
"I do,'' say Mike.
"Look here, my man." said Pat to
the Chink, "what part of Ireland 414
you come from?"
Tho Chink said: "Me got' no time
foolee; mo counteo collar me co
teo collar."
You'ro a dom liar," said Pat.
"Thoro's no county iu Olreland b.
thot name."
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