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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 17, 1914)
tihuwwav. mcyTimiHiH iT, ,, THE EVENING HERALD. KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON PROFESSIONAL CARDS CITY AND COUNTY ABSTRACT COMPANY AMmUOM BrMJIUJfCB MMtm Oregoa Aaaodattea TlUe Mm , A. 8. LOWMAN OMIBO$BAOYOB Ftm Kattoaal Bok Bwlimat KImmUi Pelle,Ore, Tke Evening Herald W. O. 8MITH editor Published dally eaeept Sunday ay The Herald Publavalag Coasaeajr.of Klamath rails, at US foarta ftreet Entered a the postoUe at Klaa ath Falls, Oregon, for traasaUesioa through tha malla aa eeeoad-elaa matter. Phoaa IIS Ossee u Resldeaoa, NW cor. 7th and Mala CLAYTON K. WHEELER Faretclaa mm Bargee (Splaal Treatmeat) OMc heuse: t to 11:10 a. aa; 1 to f p at.; evealaga, 7 to Subscription terste by aaall to aay ad- draaa la tha Ualtad Stataa: Ob year Il.oa Oaa aaoath 10 Even Sporting Circles Are 1 Rats Worth a Hurt by the European Conflict !?""- KLAMATH FALLS. . OMOON THURSDAY, 8KPTKMHKK 17, 1914 I V ALLS latodst Oearaateea trat wall aa trat If yea have eaeealaa to snake eaaaplalat aa f o aac eat tav attaatlea. aaaae . With the Red Blooded Englishmen at the Front, There Is Little Reason to Look for More International Events So America's Vengeance Will Be Delayed I'ulUil I'res turtle I'lllLAIIKLI'IIIA. Hepl l I'hll. nilelphlu has deviated r on ti livery rodent lm it irli'' ou lis head (tr Itu-lmrvl II Unite, director of The f1il is llmt '" ! iU.i... irum 13 lo & l'r r erh la , ' elt and PimUlniis rt.n r.iliait.i lost I. Ult at fl.UUO UUU titm I iif .-niii fVAOtlU U llfc (h lienllh Is I'll)' I UK 3 rent per head for health MUlhiirllle ate trail rain and J ieiil (or the awi Prrinullnti agalnl tlx I Mil teiisOUS llllderllff Itm vll) ' , tiiUtlt' pUstle. IV laltlpttlgU ugallist llin rodollts tt taking ti siir l(raJ.J dlnxu .ff.J . AND STOP AT KLAMATH r ALLS Data 1... aa 3... 4... 5... 6... 7. . . 8 . . 9... 10... 11... Max.Min. 47 4S 44 41 38 40 48 35 3( 45 43 S3 85 . .78 74 79 . .75 .... . . . .57 ...9 ...SI ...78 Weather PL Cl'ilj Clear Cleer Clear PL CVdy Cloudy Cloudy PLCl'dy Clear Clear Oaar Wood! Wood! 1vSbM Bay rTl lt-taaa Lt-sh Waad 4-tt. Body Waa4 4-ft Lima Wood Waad, (KatxaoahlU) Last P. C CARLSON WMAT POOR ADS LOSK CHEAP SHINGLES Wa kava akout 100.000 line aktactaa that we are aelllas while they laat at 75c per M. Call at once, flrat coma first served. KLAMATH FUEL CO., fkaeMian. Copyright, 1913, by Ceo. E. Patterson What will a merchant loo In one year It his salesman was only on half efficient? Suppose a salesman worked ten hours a day, he would work. 600 minutes In a day. It the salesman was only one-half efficient, or did one-bait the work be should do be would lose his employer 300 min utes a day. Now, If the salesman's salary Is 1 3 per day, and he lost his employer one minute a day for a year he would lose his employer $1.74. But If he loses his employer 300 minutes a day for a year he loses 11.74 X 300. or $522 a year. NKW YOItK. Sept. 17. The death kuell of International sports for a touplo of season, at least has Uvn sounded by th great war now raxing In Kurope. Not ouly will tbu coun tries of Kurupe not hae any time for athletic eugagvukeuU tbelr military ones coating Qrst but It Is extremely unlikely that any of them will have enough flrt class athlete when the war is over to assemble any kind of an athletic team. Tho cream of Kurope'a athletes are practically all on the battlefields now. A great majority of those who helped to wrest many and direr hon ors from Uncle Sam during the past year on the athletic field were at that time members of the armies In their respective countries. Those who did not belong to the army bare Joined since the war started almost to a man. It Is hardly likely, therefor, that all of these or eren the biggest part of them will survive the great struggle. And It will take years be fore Europe especially (3 rest Brit ainever assemble such a crack Hy HA I. SMi:mi.. (Written for tho I'uUed Vtw) quota or athlete an It hurled against l pelted! tho United Stales ilurluc Die past jeurj At rolrvy racluc, coif, polo, ImhIiiiI on ileitis of sport. jntiil (vtiiiU. rucl.t Sam' uililntic rep- A little rvsutun of li.il Joint Hull i r-'UUthrn cot sticli a IUKIiik a did lu your Uncle S.im MOuMtit bollhoy never hud ll.nl In the lilntur) of out of place right now I uce all lu- jtitlerimtlntm) uportx. I'liu) tmil uo lprnatlon.nl sport conrilrt .ir otT (orinllbl to o(Tor Tlie vmtx ir.ilnsd to the tluiv being. SeantilnK tho past I the tuluitle lu ocry rno. and efe year wo find that the to countries boatrti simply bMtuo they met lt bao clashed In seven big event. Out Her men. Kour of the soeu oruts of those seven etstiU our couilnxero staged tin this sldo ( tho tutor. frtw across tho big pond pulled away,o that the itwny from homo" s.urt wouldn't go. either. Kour lime Hug. land Invaded Attierlra, and out of the four trlpt stm carried away lour tiopttlo. The I S Uo) llted Kug laud tuli'e. umt hroko even Voting Wild West Days Are On at Walla Walla lth tiro victories, leavlug Undo Sam to. Figuring It out ou Ihu ercontng basis. It has been a pretty bum )car tor American athletei Their two wins as against them a per rentage a tall eud club lu a would sneer at that John Hull's percentage would bo 714 some mark as marks go. It seems llk only yesterday It was last year. In fact that wo were concocting many a pun about tho athletic ability of our relative lu tho HrUish Isles. They weren't winning many conflicts In those days. And then It hap- Hulled I'ro. trvtc WAI.I.A WALLA, Vh Hepi I." With hundred of rttoboy. eo gt.'U, plouerrii and lliillatii urtliMtnt five Jereats gives jJr !,lll' "" Harvard second iV,w "a Wuo11' UV j of 5S6, and oven aveJ " ,fow complrlo minlhl-1 ul ,"'1 '"'"''. '' baseball leoguej'3'11"1 dould at court tennis. lug, (uc lupins, lld horw tuft, C WKlrl tolsy ree. atrer bulJo,t, ctntet, fancy and truk iiaim t. ruwboys aud glrU, and roping txi 'Dine of tld steer, a (r. .,( u. Itir the Kroutler la trlnbrallou ,Uui, urgottated, bvgmi here loda) wllli a wr(n of The rrlrlitallon "III coiiciinl, n,i, o. iltts eharurtrrUtle of life In the unlay, wh0 a huge parailo bcsJtl WmI lu Ihu gone. Il poirer In flelglilels ..,. (nil (lain and other mean u ( 1,1,1 There was someihlug doing nvery In Ihe early 'firt's ll niluule today. llh stage roach raejprlurlpl slreU. I iris it, Tho next few years should seoi America Imnrovlnc all along tho Hue i I'ncle Sam's athletes probably would, ,',rl" ""l "f r " '' ' J W tlra) of Jer, nup ,, havo wrestwl hack a great man) u "f u,"ruf county, and promises a big ly. Is d-ieloplbg Ihs glnsoug Inditttti ihe lMt laurels, even had Europe's I"'"' nHI" hlu"'- ranks not bwit devastated by war j ---. t'inalllls, t'nloii and lUkcr towl, Yottug stars are fast cropping up., N'"u '" '" ",e a lHM,f '' and'ulli work a a unit to rout in. Ut nud the future for United Slates ath-"ni"niraiimt station roia highway through thst Oregon rn vi telle Is unusually bright I'srsia has tt dlstlllertos, hrewcrlo will be one continuous round of Joy-fulncsta. 'WHAT KIND of a girl makes the best wife?" inquires a demure, dainty and dlmDline ronnr dannel. That'll In this way It Is not difficult for aj"'- 0n" w,tn "n'- nusinesa man to tell what he loses Chancellor Is Reported to Have Resigned His Position A Woman wkkamind is QUICK TO GRASP A POINT Genuine values require uo "Inducements." Wa give our customers gaauine values, and. the wo men of our community have bees quick to respond. We find from experience that It pays US to give OUR CUSTOMERS genuine val ues, (or THEY BRING OTRERS. Join the merry bunch, aat well, live long, and forget to die. VAN RIPER BROS. "QmaUtf Groceries" 4Mb aad Mala Phoaa SS i Tha Marald, dellrared at yaar f atare, oMce or boats, so eemta j eaW a smaata. -I- with poor salesmen. Poor salesmen have, in many instances, been one of the causes of business failures. Now that the merchant must ever keep In mind that there Is a direct relationship between a salesman and an advertisement. Both aim at the same result sales. Both are guided by the same principles. The only dif ference Is that more ability Is re quired to sell goods through adver tising. If f 3 day salcsaaa can lose bis employer $522 in one year by being one-half efficient, it Is interest ing to know what a $3 advertisement that is only one-half efficient loses the merchant. Suppose the merchant puts a 13.00 ad In a paper with 1,000 subscribers. if the ad didn't produce a single sale or stimulate business it was wholly inefficient. But if the ad were 100 lr cent efficient it would influence a large per cent of tha 1,000 subscrib ers, and secure temporary, if indeed not permanent, customers. It is easily seen that hundreds of dollars may be made by an efficient 3 advertise ment, and hundreds of dollars may be lost by an Inefficient $3 advertise ment. It Is more important to have effi cient advertisements than to have effi cient salesmen and It Is absolutely necessary to a business to have effi cient salesman. IP THE kings and emperors would! Just consent, to do the fighting them selves and leave their armies out of It, the world would Join hands and yell, "Go to It!" I "MADE IN AMERICA." Souud-i. pretty good, doesn't It? It Is good,, too, and a phrase for us all to keep) In mind and look for on articles ore' buy. i i I Ttiere are two aaada of Is Chllrote write tlx kiad that pay. Di Main. I 1" 1 Local aews appears Jrst la Tha Herald, 60c a aioath j J 1. Scattered Shots IN RECOGNITION of bis long, but finally successful fight for magailnts to enlighten our city officials. Coun cilman Matthews has been elected as the Maid Adhesive of the Stick Club. (Paid Advertisement) QUIT MEAT WHEN KIDNEYS BOTHER TAKE A J LASH OP HALTS IP YOUIt HACK HURTS OR IILAIMIKH TROUBLES YOU I I sBhie Front Livery and Feed Stables Foraerly tha Qoodman Stablea WELL HQUIPPED LIVERY AND FKBD STABLE MwaaJy A Hilyaral, Prop.. II Klaaath Ave. Pkoaa I5I-W I THERE IS SOME consolation, though, In knowing that the war has Increased rather than decreased one supply of food. We refer to Food for Thought IP KLAMATH was a really, noa-est-to-goodness bad little county would thero be half the complaints made to the governor that have gono In during the past two years'? THE GERMANS say tho allies aro cruel and bloodthirsty, and the allies say the Gormans are not human, and each ono calls the other very naughty names, and we are Just sick of trying to make bead or tail out of the whole dinged buslneas. We'd rather chop wood. THE GOOD WORD Pree rldea to Merrill fair tomorrow. Everybody out, for Klamath rails will be a mighty lonesome place, while Merrill No man or woman who eats meat regularly can make a mistake by flushing the kidneys occasionally,1 says a well known authority. Meati forms uric add which excites tha kidneys, they become ovar worked from tha strain, gat sluggish aad fall to filter tha waste aad polaoaa from the blood, than we gat alck. Nearly all rheumatism, headache, liver trouble, nervousness, dlnlaaaa, sleeplessness and urinary disorders come from sluggish kidneys. aHLisliUlpSagaW' gSBsssssssssssssssssssssssHsSsssBrXvVv'i4ssSsssB ior public house, and native wine Is Ti (W lr building rir u (the only loiutlratlng bvragc .far Ihls year Is $333,600 iCLOGGED NOSTRILS OPEN AT ONCE, ' DEAD COLDS AND CATARRH VANISH In One Minute Your Mlulfy Nissr i.rtit balm dissolves by lbs ssst of Head Clear. Matrjla and So. Hi uustrlls, pmirsW aad tssls Us Running (V.w, Hall Headache' tenant!, swoll.u mtasbrsae eska Hoe. Hi,,, u.o Br. h4 ead tares!; rlears air stkg,, slope oast; el Irr "Klv'. Cream .lib," chargr. a a U.llng of clssulsi V W' U" ",m H.H.loa r.lM com.. ltt.m.JI.1.1, ll n small tiolll. kiivaa , to ,. ., , '".v;-,-":,1 - '- '"'"!.i1'..,",'f ';'-": ;:rr.,r; - ' " nu fM...i. , ,., ...... ..... .n. . .. .- . " - "". ,-..., y..M win urttiii irriv. Ill "lllllll. allU lirSllitCll llll i..r4f ; i-tlillig (l.i lal.uih rnl.l lu licai or ralarrlial sar llirosi will dlsappsr. T ' ' I'err Mllw' Url mini umiie or "i:; s Cream Halm' 'at u drug slur This sr, fr a rold, allh It ruafclaj noso. foul murous dropplag lain Ua Uiroai, and ra drya I dlUsMla 'but truly nsedltas it ..... .i.t ..... .. ( . -. ww, imiu -just osc m Ihe "Klv'a (.'ruin li. i..." .i ...... is . - w-wm ..w, VH W or catarrh will surly dkMppear (Paid Aavsrllsssael.) THE BRIDE ANt GROOM Ha IS? Il!Hi ST ' 1? Who slatt life together with a uvlng bank book are ttaltlug right Wn udvls all young roii il In begin sivlug a noon aa lb lioiieyuiiiou Is over A Joint v unit I.) which flitter husband or wIIm run withdraw money In Ihe liliselirc or llllies of the Oilier Is ht'sl Ask iis atmut , hU Has Chancellor Iletlimann-Hollweg, H"tlininnii - Hollweg resinned Germany's foremost diplomat, resign- ''"I" wl"' umiilri). od this Important otllco nftor a quur-1 T,MS 81,llt ,M Hjl'1 '" ""vo eomo ilur rel will. Kaiser Wllhelm? Preaa lls-"nK " !onl ,,,"rr, ,'"tw'," ' " patches told of this ucoupla of wcoi.s, l)pLrull.(, l(,,m..nu.lollweK for a Tha moment you feel a dull ache in a bul thcr" ' reason to hellevo lark of diplomatic tnd. und hold him the kidneys or your back hurts, or ithal a,tor tnb Teul0lc tomierH hud, to blamo hecatiwj Italy did not par- the urine U cloudy, offensive, full of i"""1''. jotlj Wllhelm and tho chau-. tlclitulo with tho Allliinro, and for tho FIRST STATE and SAVINGS BANK KLAMATH PALLS, OREGON cellor took n patriotic view of It, und (armed antagonism Of Kngland. sediment, Irregular of pasaaga or at- tended by a sensation of scalding. stop eating meat and gat about four Nearly 175,000 girls under tho ago ounces of Jad Salts from any phar-of 1C are employed lu tho Industrie! macy; take a Ublsspooaful la a 'of dVrmuny. glass of water ebfore breakfast andj lu a few days your kidneys will act' Onc-thlnl or tl. vnn.u noti.-ii i.i .- - w I - -" .-.-. ....-.. -w ,, fine. This famous salts la made from the acid of grapaa aad lemon J aloe, combined with lltbla, and haa bees used for egnaratloaa to flash aad stimulate the kidneys, also to aeu- tralize tha aclda la urlaa so it ao longer causes Irritation, thus ending bladder weakness. Jad Salts Is Inexpensive and can not Injure; makes a delightful efer escent lithis water drink which ev eryone should take bow aad then to keep the kidneys clean aad active aad the blood pure, thereby avoiding aerl- ous kidney complications. recent election held In ludepeiiiloni'ii, Kau., weru cant hy women. A vi iiiuii'h chnii i with women . ' fleers, and u woman mlulster, Is to ltd established In Wallusoy. Chuuhlre. Kngland. One church In an Oklahoma town udvertUed fun lemonade ut Its Sun day service. A rival church )h adver tising froo huttormllk. Tho Southern Pacific will open dlnlug room at Roneburg. POIl CIRCUIT COURT CLKRK I uIhIi to aiiiiounci) to tho voters of Klamath County, Oregon, that I havo been ri-KUlarly nomliiutud for the of. Hid of Clork of tiiu Circuit Court, by Ihu Doiiiocratlc, llcpiililldui und Pro- KriiHslvn purtloM, und huvu iiiceptod tho nomlimtlou tendered mo by e;l(;, of the abovo named partlsH; that f you elett mo to Mil imid ofllto, I will do my bent in attoml to the duties of said olllco In an ufllilont and ecououi. Kin manner. My poBt record In thin Hue of work Is respect fully referred to as my recommendation. Respectfully yours GEO. CHAHTAIN, Proseut Incumbent. '-.' IfJ IV Mt for that Mot flttrB1fk BTTTaT IX Better get yours before the war caiuee n increate in price. We have them goodonei. From $1.25 up UNDERWOOD'S PHARMACY ( oraer Mala aad 71a Mreete, KUaaath Fto, "-rr. L Jf'JJ-v'Jl !&''?