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THE EVENING HERALD. KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
CITY AND COUNTY
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Tke Evening Herald
W. O. 8MITH editor
Published dally eaeept Sunday ay
The Herald Publavalag Coasaeajr.of
Klamath rails, at US foarta ftreet
Entered a the postoUe at Klaa
ath Falls, Oregon, for traasaUesioa
through tha malla aa eeeoad-elaa
matter.
Phoaa IIS
Ossee u Resldeaoa,
NW cor. 7th and Mala
CLAYTON K. WHEELER
Faretclaa mm Bargee
(Splaal Treatmeat)
OMc heuse: t to 11:10 a. aa; 1
to f p at.; evealaga, 7 to
Subscription terste by aaall to aay ad-
draaa la tha Ualtad Stataa:
Ob year Il.oa
Oaa aaoath 10
Even Sporting Circles Are 1 Rats Worth a
Hurt by the European Conflict !?""-
KLAMATH FALLS. . OMOON
THURSDAY, 8KPTKMHKK 17, 1914
I V ALLS
latodst
Oearaateea trat
wall aa trat
If yea have eaeealaa to snake
eaaaplalat aa f o aac eat tav
attaatlea. aaaae
.
With the Red Blooded Englishmen at the Front, There Is
Little Reason to Look for More International Events
So America's Vengeance Will Be Delayed
I'ulUil I'res turtle
I'lllLAIIKLI'IIIA. Hepl l I'hll.
nilelphlu has deviated r on ti
livery rodent lm it irli'' ou lis head
(tr Itu-lmrvl II Unite, director of
The f1il is llmt
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irum 13 lo & l'r r erh la , '
elt and PimUlniis rt.n r.iliait.i
lost I. Ult at fl.UUO UUU titm
I iif .-niii fVAOtlU U llfc (h
lienllh Is I'll)' I UK 3 rent per head for health MUlhiirllle ate
trail rain and J ieiil (or the awi Prrinullnti agalnl tlx
I Mil teiisOUS llllderllff Itm vll) ' , tiiUtlt' pUstle. IV
laltlpttlgU ugallist llin rodollts tt
taking
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Weather
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Clear
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Oaar
Wood! Wood!
1vSbM Bay rTl
lt-taaa Lt-sh Waad
4-tt. Body Waa4
4-ft Lima Wood
Waad,
(KatxaoahlU)
Last
P. C CARLSON
WMAT POOR ADS LOSK
CHEAP SHINGLES
Wa kava akout 100.000 line
aktactaa that we are aelllas while
they laat at 75c per M. Call at
once, flrat coma first served.
KLAMATH FUEL CO.,
fkaeMian.
Copyright, 1913, by Ceo. E. Patterson
What will a merchant loo In one
year It his salesman was only on
half efficient? Suppose a salesman
worked ten hours a day, he would
work. 600 minutes In a day. It the
salesman was only one-half efficient,
or did one-bait the work be should do
be would lose his employer 300 min
utes a day. Now, If the salesman's
salary Is 1 3 per day, and he lost his
employer one minute a day for a year
he would lose his employer $1.74.
But If he loses his employer 300
minutes a day for a year he loses
11.74 X 300. or $522 a year.
NKW YOItK. Sept. 17. The death
kuell of International sports for a
touplo of season, at least has Uvn
sounded by th great war now raxing
In Kurope. Not ouly will tbu coun
tries of Kurupe not hae any time for
athletic eugagvukeuU tbelr military
ones coating Qrst but It Is extremely
unlikely that any of them will have
enough flrt class athlete when the
war is over to assemble any kind of
an athletic team.
Tho cream of Kurope'a athletes are
practically all on the battlefields
now. A great majority of those who
helped to wrest many and direr hon
ors from Uncle Sam during the past
year on the athletic field were at that
time members of the armies In their
respective countries. Those who did
not belong to the army bare Joined
since the war started almost to a
man. It Is hardly likely, therefor,
that all of these or eren the biggest
part of them will survive the great
struggle. And It will take years be
fore Europe especially (3 rest Brit
ainever assemble such a crack
Hy HA I. SMi:mi..
(Written for tho I'uUed Vtw)
quota or athlete an It hurled against l pelted!
tho United Stales ilurluc Die past jeurj At rolrvy racluc, coif, polo, ImhIiiiI
on ileitis of sport. jntiil (vtiiiU. rucl.t Sam' uililntic rep-
A little rvsutun of li.il Joint Hull i r-'UUthrn cot sticli a IUKIiik a
did lu your Uncle S.im MOuMtit bollhoy never hud ll.nl In the lilntur) of
out of place right now I uce all lu- jtitlerimtlntm) uportx. I'liu) tmil uo
lprnatlon.nl sport conrilrt .ir otT (orinllbl to o(Tor Tlie vmtx ir.ilnsd to
the tluiv being. SeantilnK tho past I the tuluitle lu ocry rno. and efe
year wo find that the to countries boatrti simply bMtuo they met lt
bao clashed In seven big event. Out Her men. Kour of the soeu oruts
of those seven etstiU our couilnxero staged tin this sldo ( tho tutor.
frtw across tho big pond pulled away,o that the itwny from homo" s.urt
wouldn't go. either. Kour lime Hug.
land Invaded Attierlra, and out of the
four trlpt stm carried away lour
tiopttlo. The I S Uo) llted Kug
laud tuli'e. umt hroko even Voting
Wild West Days Are
On at Walla Walla
lth tiro victories, leavlug Undo Sam
to.
Figuring It out ou Ihu ercontng
basis. It has been a pretty bum )car
tor American athletei Their two
wins as against
them a per rentage
a tall eud club lu a
would sneer at that John Hull's
percentage would bo 714 some
mark as marks go. It seems llk
only yesterday It was last year. In
fact that wo were concocting many
a pun about tho athletic ability of
our relative lu tho HrUish Isles.
They weren't winning many conflicts
In those days. And then It hap-
Hulled I'ro. trvtc
WAI.I.A WALLA, Vh Hepi I."
With hundred of rttoboy. eo
gt.'U, plouerrii and lliillatii urtliMtnt
five Jereats gives jJr !,lll' "" Harvard second iV,w "a Wuo11' UV
j of 5S6, and oven aveJ " ,fow complrlo minlhl-1 ul ,"'1 '"'"''. ''
baseball leoguej'3'11"1 dould at court tennis.
lug, (uc lupins, lld horw tuft,
C WKlrl tolsy ree. atrer bulJo,t,
ctntet, fancy and truk iiaim t.
ruwboys aud glrU, and roping txi
'Dine of tld steer, a (r. .,( u.
Itir the Kroutler la trlnbrallou ,Uui, urgottated,
bvgmi here loda) wllli a wr(n of The rrlrlitallon "III coiiciinl, n,i,
o. iltts eharurtrrUtle of life In the unlay, wh0 a huge parailo bcsJtl
WmI lu Ihu gone. Il poirer In flelglilels ..,.
(nil (lain and other mean u ( 1,1,1
There was someihlug doing nvery In Ihe early 'firt's ll
niluule today. llh stage roach raejprlurlpl slreU.
I
iris it,
Tho next few years should seoi
America Imnrovlnc all along tho Hue i
I'ncle Sam's athletes probably would, ,',rl" ""l "f r " '' ' J W tlra) of Jer, nup ,,
havo wrestwl hack a great man) u "f u,"ruf county, and promises a big ly. Is d-ieloplbg Ihs glnsoug Inditttti
ihe lMt laurels, even had Europe's I"'"' nHI" hlu"'-
ranks not bwit devastated by war j ---. t'inalllls, t'nloii and lUkcr towl,
Yottug stars are fast cropping up., N'"u '" '" ",e a lHM,f '' and'ulli work a a unit to rout in. Ut
nud the future for United Slates ath-"ni"niraiimt station roia highway through thst
Oregon
rn vi
telle Is unusually bright
I'srsia has tt dlstlllertos, hrewcrlo
will be one continuous round of Joy-fulncsta.
'WHAT KIND of a girl makes the
best wife?" inquires a demure, dainty
and dlmDline ronnr dannel. That'll
In this way It Is not difficult for aj"'- 0n" w,tn "n'-
nusinesa man to tell what he loses
Chancellor Is Reported to
Have Resigned His Position
A Woman
wkkamind
is QUICK TO
GRASP A POINT
Genuine values require
uo "Inducements."
Wa give our customers
gaauine values, and. the wo
men of our community have
bees quick to respond.
We find from experience
that It pays US to give OUR
CUSTOMERS genuine val
ues, (or THEY BRING
OTRERS.
Join the merry bunch,
aat well, live long, and
forget to die.
VAN RIPER BROS.
"QmaUtf Groceries"
4Mb aad Mala Phoaa SS
i Tha Marald, dellrared at yaar
f atare, oMce or boats, so eemta
j eaW a smaata.
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with poor salesmen. Poor salesmen
have, in many instances, been one of
the causes of business failures.
Now that the merchant must ever
keep In mind that there Is a direct
relationship between a salesman and
an advertisement. Both aim at the
same result sales. Both are guided
by the same principles. The only dif
ference Is that more ability Is re
quired to sell goods through adver
tising. If f 3 day salcsaaa can
lose bis employer $522 in one year by
being one-half efficient, it Is interest
ing to know what a $3 advertisement
that is only one-half efficient loses
the merchant.
Suppose the merchant puts a 13.00
ad In a paper with 1,000 subscribers.
if the ad didn't produce a single sale
or stimulate business it was wholly
inefficient. But if the ad were 100
lr cent efficient it would influence a
large per cent of tha 1,000 subscrib
ers, and secure temporary, if indeed
not permanent, customers. It is easily
seen that hundreds of dollars may be
made by an efficient 3 advertise
ment, and hundreds of dollars may
be lost by an Inefficient $3 advertise
ment.
It Is more important to have effi
cient advertisements than to have effi
cient salesmen and It Is absolutely
necessary to a business to have effi
cient salesman.
IP THE kings and emperors would!
Just consent, to do the fighting them
selves and leave their armies out of
It, the world would Join hands and
yell, "Go to It!" I
"MADE IN AMERICA." Souud-i.
pretty good, doesn't It? It Is good,,
too, and a phrase for us all to keep)
In mind and look for on articles ore'
buy. i
i
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Ttiere are two aaada of Is
Chllrote write tlx kiad that pay.
Di Main.
I 1"
1 Local aews appears Jrst la
Tha Herald, 60c a aioath j
J 1.
Scattered Shots
IN RECOGNITION of bis long, but
finally successful fight for magailnts
to enlighten our city officials. Coun
cilman Matthews has been elected as
the Maid Adhesive of the Stick Club.
(Paid Advertisement)
QUIT MEAT WHEN
KIDNEYS BOTHER
TAKE A J LASH OP HALTS IP YOUIt
HACK HURTS OR IILAIMIKH
TROUBLES YOU
I
I sBhie Front Livery
and Feed Stables
Foraerly tha Qoodman Stablea
WELL HQUIPPED LIVERY AND
FKBD STABLE
MwaaJy A Hilyaral, Prop..
II Klaaath Ave. Pkoaa I5I-W
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THERE IS SOME consolation,
though, In knowing that the war has
Increased rather than decreased one
supply of food. We refer to Food for
Thought
IP KLAMATH was a really, noa-est-to-goodness
bad little county
would thero be half the complaints
made to the governor that have gono
In during the past two years'?
THE GERMANS say tho allies aro
cruel and bloodthirsty, and the allies
say the Gormans are not human, and
each ono calls the other very naughty
names, and we are Just sick of trying
to make bead or tail out of the whole
dinged buslneas. We'd rather chop
wood.
THE GOOD WORD Pree rldea to
Merrill fair tomorrow. Everybody
out, for Klamath rails will be a
mighty lonesome place, while Merrill
No man or woman who eats meat
regularly can make a mistake by
flushing the kidneys occasionally,1
says a well known authority. Meati
forms uric add which excites tha
kidneys, they become ovar worked
from tha strain, gat sluggish aad
fall to filter tha waste aad polaoaa
from the blood, than we gat alck.
Nearly all rheumatism, headache,
liver trouble, nervousness, dlnlaaaa,
sleeplessness and urinary disorders
come from sluggish kidneys.
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ior public house, and native wine Is Ti (W lr building rir u
(the only loiutlratlng bvragc .far Ihls year Is $333,600
iCLOGGED NOSTRILS OPEN AT ONCE,
' DEAD COLDS AND CATARRH VANISH
In One Minute Your Mlulfy Nissr i.rtit balm dissolves by lbs ssst of
Head Clear. Matrjla and So. Hi uustrlls, pmirsW aad tssls Us
Running (V.w, Hall Headache' tenant!, swoll.u mtasbrsae eska
Hoe. Hi,,, u.o Br. h4 ead tares!;
rlears air stkg,, slope oast; el
Irr "Klv'. Cream .lib," chargr. a a U.llng of clssulsi
V W' U" ",m H.H.loa r.lM com.. ltt.m.JI.1.1,
ll n small tiolll. kiivaa , to ,. ., ,
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i-tlillig (l.i lal.uih rnl.l lu licai or
ralarrlial sar llirosi will dlsappsr.
T
' ' I'err Mllw' Url
mini umiie or "i:; s Cream Halm'
'at u drug slur This sr, fr
a rold, allh It ruafclaj
noso. foul murous dropplag lain Ua
Uiroai, and ra drya I dlUsMla
'but truly nsedltas
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or catarrh will surly dkMppear
(Paid Aavsrllsssael.)
THE BRIDE ANt GROOM
Ha IS?
Il!Hi
ST ' 1?
Who slatt life together with a
uvlng bank book are ttaltlug
right Wn udvls all young roii
il In begin sivlug a noon aa lb
lioiieyuiiiou Is over A Joint v
unit I.) which flitter husband or
wIIm run withdraw money In Ihe
liliselirc or llllies of the Oilier Is
ht'sl Ask iis atmut ,
hU
Has Chancellor Iletlimann-Hollweg, H"tlininnii - Hollweg resinned
Germany's foremost diplomat, resign- ''"I" wl"' umiilri).
od this Important otllco nftor a quur-1 T,MS 81,llt ,M Hjl'1 '" ""vo eomo ilur
rel will. Kaiser Wllhelm? Preaa lls-"nK " !onl ,,,"rr, ,'"tw'," ' "
patches told of this ucoupla of wcoi.s, l)pLrull.(, l(,,m..nu.lollweK for a
Tha moment you feel a dull ache in a bul thcr" ' reason to hellevo lark of diplomatic tnd. und hold him
the kidneys or your back hurts, or ithal a,tor tnb Teul0lc tomierH hud, to blamo hecatiwj Italy did not par-
the urine U cloudy, offensive, full of i"""1''. jotlj Wllhelm and tho chau-. tlclitulo with tho Allliinro, and for tho
FIRST STATE and SAVINGS BANK
KLAMATH PALLS, OREGON
cellor took n patriotic view of It, und (armed antagonism Of Kngland.
sediment, Irregular of pasaaga or at-
tended by a sensation of scalding.
stop eating meat and gat about four Nearly 175,000 girls under tho ago
ounces of Jad Salts from any phar-of 1C are employed lu tho Industrie!
macy; take a Ublsspooaful la a 'of dVrmuny.
glass of water ebfore breakfast andj
lu a few days your kidneys will act' Onc-thlnl or tl. vnn.u noti.-ii i.i .-
- w I - -" .-.-. ....-.. -w ,,
fine. This famous salts la made from
the acid of grapaa aad lemon J aloe,
combined with lltbla, and haa bees
used for egnaratloaa to flash aad
stimulate the kidneys, also to aeu-
tralize tha aclda la urlaa so it ao
longer causes Irritation, thus ending
bladder weakness.
Jad Salts Is Inexpensive and can
not Injure; makes a delightful efer
escent lithis water drink which ev
eryone should take bow aad then to
keep the kidneys clean aad active aad
the blood pure, thereby avoiding aerl-
ous kidney complications.
recent election held In ludepeiiiloni'ii,
Kau., weru cant hy women.
A vi iiiuii'h chnii i with women . '
fleers, and u woman mlulster, Is to ltd
established In Wallusoy. Chuuhlre.
Kngland.
One church In an Oklahoma town
udvertUed fun lemonade ut Its Sun
day service. A rival church )h adver
tising froo huttormllk.
Tho Southern Pacific will open
dlnlug room at Roneburg.
POIl CIRCUIT COURT CLKRK
I uIhIi to aiiiiounci) to tho voters of
Klamath County, Oregon, that I havo
been ri-KUlarly nomliiutud for the of.
Hid of Clork of tiiu Circuit Court, by
Ihu Doiiiocratlc, llcpiililldui und Pro-
KriiHslvn purtloM, und huvu iiiceptod
tho nomlimtlou tendered mo by e;l(;,
of the abovo named partlsH; that f
you elett mo to Mil imid ofllto, I will
do my bent in attoml to the duties of
said olllco In an ufllilont and ecououi.
Kin manner.
My poBt record In thin Hue of work
Is respect fully referred to as my
recommendation. Respectfully yours
GEO. CHAHTAIN,
Proseut Incumbent.
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that Mot
flttrB1fk
BTTTaT
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Better get yours before the war caiuee
n increate in price. We have them
goodonei. From $1.25 up
UNDERWOOD'S PHARMACY
( oraer Mala aad 71a Mreete, KUaaath Fto, "-rr.
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