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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (July 28, 1909)
' "?$& '"T'""!rr-V'' '""fiF ?x? ia A CORDIAL INVITATION TO THE PUBLIC Having moved into our new store In the Mang Block on Sixth St., where we will carry the most complete and up-to-date stock of Furniture Carpets, Oil Cloth, Linoleum, etc., you are invited to come and inspect our stock, whether you buy or not E. W. GILLETTE & CO., fSESSF f. To the Public: As an introduction to the trade of Klamath Falls and Klamath County I have inaugurated a Great Sacri fice Sale. It will continue until further notice. The Boston Store O. M. HECTOR, Proprietor W4M..Mf MMMMM ,..H'itfllf4' .' OUEENSBOftO BRIDGE. the Greatest Structure of IU Kind In Ih. World. Meaaurrd hy tb. combined length tad capacity of Ha live nmlil pans. tb. Queeusburo bridge, atross the lint rlrrr from Fifty-ninth (reel, New York, to llavenawood, (Jurens, la tin greatest bridge lu Hit world. Incttiil lug approaches, lla total length la 8.000 fort, width m feet nnd greatest height orrf 300 fret ebon- llir water. It cfuewca from abor to shore, 133 fttt aUnr (lis rlrrr, with three enormous epulis of I.IK2 fret, 030 feet and MM fret, lb. middle one reaching nerval tb. full width of lllackwtll'a lalaod. Ilrildix theae there ar two more great "anchor" spans, on. nt each end, whol ly oirr dry land, with a length of a.721 ft-et for tb. Ore, which together contain orer I00.0OO.CXX) pound, of steel. No other apana In tbla country, ic.pt auaiienaloa bridge., approach tb. longest of these, awl lb. only trussed apan In the world which es cccda It la tb. Forth bridge, which, although 1,710 feet long, baa a capaci ty for only two railroad tracka, lee than on.-tbird of thla. Tber. art two decka, lb. lower carrying a wld. drive way and four electric car tracta and the upper on. two aldewalka and two derated railroad trorka and baring In all an eatlinated capacity of 300,000, 000 car paaaengera and mllllona of ve hicle and pedeatrUn annually, ft coat orer $30.000,000.-F.xcbange. RULE OF THE SEA. Old Whaling Law Applied I. a Twlee Caught Ced. That etiquette la observed among the Babermen that Journey to the flab log banka wa discovered by an ama teur angler on bla Brat trip. I Tb. amateur hooked codfiab, but bla tin. parted Juat aa the Bah waa abot. tb water. Hack fell the cod fish, carryltig with blui two alnkera , and tbe book. Twenty minute later another angler cried out that be had captured a cod with two sinkers and a book. The amateur went up to the angler, who appeared to be an old aalt. and aaked for hla book and alnkera. which bad bla name atamped on them. Ue waa aurprlx-d when tbe old aalt told him to take tbe Bab alao. According to the rule generally fol lowed on tbe fishing boafa, tbe aecond angler waa rulltlid to tbe Bab, bat tbe hooka and ulnkrra abould be returned to their owner Tbo old angler ex plained why be wanted to give up tbe Bah. It aeetna that b bad followed tbe 'sea a great pan of hla life. When , young man be wna whaler, aud, ac cording to whaling law. a dead whale beloaga to tbe ablp whose name an peara on the harpoon that killed It. .Therefore tbe old aalt figured that the amateur owned the codfish be had Uken.-New Tork Sun. Stop and Figure! MIDLAND Is in the Center of the Irrigation Project and Sure to be the principal ship ping and receiving point for Klamath, Langell, Poe and Yonna Valley. Buy Lots now while they are being Sold at 10 per cent of their value r.iKeD. B. CAMPBELL tuler'e Wandarful Memory. j Leoahard Ruler, who waa born In l tvi aKj 411 iftA ma a. ntM- IIUI BHV W,V IH I IOV b mWtVMW burg, where be anent baa life aa a teacher of great power and aa a pro line writer, waa an Inatanc of tbe genuine niatheninthi-in endowed with almost euperhnruan powers. II. left more than 300 aunuacrtpt treatlaea on lite farorlt subject, and the bulk of tbe work, published by hla academy between IT2T and 1783 were from bla pen. In bla old age be waa totally blind. Tbea be carried la bis memory table of the Brat all powers of tbe "series of natural numbers up to 100." It la related that on ooe occasion two of Kulera atudeuts attempted to calculate a cooTerglng aeries. Aa they adranced they found they disagreed In the result by a unit la the fifteenth figure. Tbe quest loo was referred to Buler. who decided to make tbe calcu lation. He did this mentally, and hla result waa found to be correct New York Tribune, I vie) vOTnlVVa Uerrlngs art still eaten aa much aa la tbe daya when Yarmouth had to aend a hundred yearly to the king. baked In four and twenty pasties. But where la tbe codmoppt gone), aad what waa It like when kings dhsed off It la Lent J "Codaoppe eases Hoilaadalae" would aoood Boat lntrlgalng wiHt Toy menu. Mors original still would be tbe "rostld perpea" of a Henry V. banquet, which waa tbe "sea a win." of the unrefined Sagoo, the "potto ma rine" of the medlMral seclealast A maleter coke aires aa early receipt for "pnddyng of purpasse," aaother teaches bow to "salts perpyaass aad tele," another bow to "andertranacbe that purpos." From which It may be seen that enterprise extended alao to tbe spelling of the porpotse.-Loadon Chronicle. Candywiakere Trieste. An Atcblaon man went into a candy factory, tie waa surprised to aea one of tbe candymakera reach with bla bars band Into a pot of boiling candy. Be brought out a handful of the bon ing fluid. Us waa testing Its consist ency. Be Brat put tils band In a nail of water. After be bad Jerked out bla band be put It back In tbe water. The Atcblaon wan tried the same thing and did It without getting bnroed. Atchlaon Globe. AnethV Baring Question. "I say, pa. n a nan from Poaud called a Polar "Tea, my eon." Then, pa. wby Isn't a man from Holland called a Hoter-ConUe Cats; Insult Added. Big Ban (with a grooeh)-Wlll yon bs so kind aa to get of my feet LR Us Ban (with a baadlel-ru try. sir. la It arocb of waDH-CHTaUnd Maud In the Oarden. lorn Into the garden, dear. There la a sweei unreal, t-oye ttrmmed laet nlaht of violets, aa now they're on hla iTsaat. Atlanta Constitution ' Are, coma Into the garden while spring's aoi on nir ria Indulae not In poetla sueh, but set a ppaae ana ois. Bcranton Tribune, Tee, come Into the rrdn. gprtag wear. her sreeneit sown. But when you plant the tender aaede don't set 'em upelde flown. Cleveland ruin Dealer, Immediate Publicity. "I'd like Id get thla Information Into all the paper today," aaya the public man, "but It la too Into for them." "Leave It to me," auggrete the friend. "I'll get my wife to telephone It to one of ber acquaintance and pledge her to eecrecy. Tbat'a quicker than bar ing It prlnted'-Chlcago I'oat. Literary. Mar aare that the read. A great manr booke Aa knowlerfae ahe needa. May aaye that ahe r4i. But the llllle wltrh frede Upon noyela the cook'et May eaya that (he reada A great many hooka. New Tork Tlmee. An Old Baying. "A penny for your thoughts," said the postman. "What do you tneanr Inquired tbe poet. "There's a cent due on tbla returned aunnscrlpt."-Ksnsss City Journal. An Old Truth, khan raa away with Bkesss wife, Met no addreei behind. But eery aeon aklgss envied gkecte And had a chanae of mind. Bkegga advertlaed. Skke aenl her baek. Itareu the moral Ilea: Skujsa now ballet ea-not ao with gkecsa- II aays te sdrertlaa. Doeton Herald. Cavstle. "I bare adopted a new motto for my life," algbed tbe man who realded with bla mother-in-law. "What la Itr tbey Inquired. "Ererytblng U relatlre."-IblUdel-phla teilger. rrulta ef a Rival. "I wouldn't she a (Is for your' aid the maiden at the sate. And the younr man found her worde wen had another date. -St. Louie Poat'DUpatch. Singular Effect "Haan't that umpire got a peach of a olcer "Tea; a ball once hit him on hla Adam'a apple, and It has never been tbe same alnce." Town Topics. A Withering Olanae. I ence had a docile named Spark. Who met with an auto at dark. It (ate him a stance That preiied out Ma panta And lore off a part ef hla bark. Judse'a IJhrary. What He Married Far. Tbey tell me yon are married." they said to the poet "How did that hap pen! Did yon marry for money T" "No." aald he, "for better or Terse. New York lrees. Leek Out and Up. If your enemy la an alrthlp man Teu'd teat keep out of view. For thera'a no denying That when he'a fl) lag ffoa got tha drop on you. Dotton Herald. WANT AD. RATES All adri-rtlacrwnU tinder tlila hrml lie per line ratli Inarrtlon. HITLATIO.H WA.NTKI). WANTKD I'oaltlon by experienced steam engineer. Inqulro nt Herald ofilro. WANTKO lly ciperlonced anwyor, millwright and filer, ponlllon on foreman In sawmill or planing mill. Address J, It. Ilrlatow, llnldwln bldg., Klamath Knlla, Ore. KOK H.W,K It.ol tMntc. FOirflAI.K ICO n. homeatead relin quishment; 140 n. under govern tnent project. Wilbur White, ngent. When It Happened. Oreen Oolfer-Why, did I knock It hi tbe bole, caddie? Csddy-Ycsslr; that laat stroke when yer shut yer eyes on account of tbe dnat.-Puck. Llkea the Tamed Ones. Thla talk of woman's rlshta she scorns. It'a nonsense, ahe avers. But ahe goes In for woman's lefts. What are these? Why. widowers! Boston Transcript. Different. "You bare a talking acquaintance with Mrs. Gabbteton, haven't your "Well, no. I bare a listening ac qaalatance." Cleveland Leader. The ummsr Olrl. Now eoon the lovely summer maid Will once again he seen Depertlna for tbe rural shade To gabble on the green. Kansaa City Times. After tha Auts AeaMent. Algte Bottle And U my aknll frac tared, doctor? Dr. Perry No. not fractnred-dent-A TJpplncott'a Uagaalne. The Attraction. They wondered how he could bewitch One beautiful and young TJattl they heard that he waa rich And only had one lung. -New Tork Telegram. 7-llOOM cottage, tlirco coata beat paint; 6 lota, 60x110 ft., making a wholo block; tho cntlro block fenced poultry netting: ono barn, Hi 22, well finished and painted; ono woodshed; ono henhouse; at a bar gain If sold soon. Win. Pitts. FOK 8ALK A now bungalow, with 8 rooms and bath; flno location on filllsldo near High School. Inqulro at Herald ofilco. IXMiT AMI FOUM. LOST A aet of Thermos bottles. Kinder pleaao return to Thad Mo Hattan and rccelvo reward. IIKLP WA.NTK. AOENT8 WANTKD Lady or gentle man, ISO a week to handle our goods from manufacturers. For ter ritory sec II. A. Kemp, Hotel Llrer-more. WANTKD A man to cut 100 acres marsh hay near Odosaa on con tract; must bavo good horses, and hustlo when haying begins. I will furnish mowing machine and rako and take the bay In tbo cock. Addreaa w. II. Holablra, Odessa, Ore, WANTED Olrl for general house work! nn children, amnlt family. good pay. Address P. O. box C. WHEEL TKAMSTEHS wanted at Odeaaa; 12.76 a day; 14.60 a woek for board. . KOU HALE Miscellaneous. ALU my household furniture. Keesee. II. HECOND-HAND furniture, nearly new, at u. y. Meldrums, on the West aide. Call before August Mb. FOK HALE Freight outfit, com plete, consisting of g horses and t.arncaa, atretchera and chains, t No. 1 wagona: capacity of wagons. JO.- 000; all In No. 1 condition. Merrill at Bon, Park stable. Merrill, Ore. KOU BALK Ono Singer sewing ma chine in nrsl-class condition; cheap. Mrs. Harry Cadcn, Walnut at., near tn. MlrJCKLLANKOta. ORDElt )uur Ice from l. K. Transfer company. FUUNI8HKD rooms aad apartments at too uaidwin. UOOD JUGS and tbo best of driving teams at the Mammoth Stables. Parties conveyed to any part of tbe Interior. CEMENT Imported cement Just re ceived; carload Alison cement In Iron barrels. Ilaldwln Hardwaro Co. liON TON QitOCEHY A little atore with tbe best In tho grocery line; clean, now, fresh, and prices reason able. One trial will convince you that It la the place to trade. THE Southern Pacific has now on aalo round trip tickets to Seattle, good for sixty days, with privilege of stopover at any point en route for '128.75. Tbo final limit on theso tickets explrea October 31st. nmaisur uaroening. "Hart yon harrowed your vegetable plot. Jonee?" No, but I have my feellngs."-BaHF avian A makaafaea ti The Treuble. Upon Ufa's matrimonial sea bo many gayly float. And all goee on right merrily TUI some on. rocks tha boat. -Detroit Free Prses. Net Suitable. -Try this delightful cough candy. He (coughlng)-It wouldn't do gat aa 1000. I haven't n delightful cougl. Chicago News. y a Vlstlm. You may talk about women Of brains and all that. But the entailer the brain The bigger the hat. Tonkera auteamaa. Under Consideration. "And In ahe engaged to the count?" "Only tentatively, Nothing' bat u option baa been paid yet.H-FhlUdaV TO EXCHANGE. TO EXCHANGE California for Ore gon; 160 acres deeded land, title perfect, no mortgage; fruit, grain and grapes. For acreage at or near Klam ath Falls. H. D. Sibley, P. O. bos 647, San Bernardino, Cal. ROOMS WANTED. TWO furnished rooma for light housekeeping. Learo description nnd price) at Herald ofilco. THE DON TON GROCEIIY, A little store with the best In the grocery line clean, new, fresh, and prices reasonable. One trial will convince you that It Is the place to trade 7-10tf M0.0MOBM0MMO LJ. REINHART Architect Office at W. T. Suite's Reel donee. References i Merino Building;, cost 116,000 Hasklns' old front mado now- 11,800 F, K. Brown, rcsldonco..$2,300 T. W. Brooks, resldenco..3,800 and others, all of Medtord, Ore. Phoenix Public School-112,000 409v00y' PAPER HANGER HOVSJt PAINTING, GRAmine, TTNTWO, WTaWUOB DECORATING wb tha Utaaaat up-to-date Eastern, Middle Watt and and Western stylea at reason able price. Call and get aa estimate free of charge. F. I HBFIMIAlf With C. W. HAMOW GUILDERS BROTHERS Are FrrMred to do til Klndi of BUILDING! Cklnieyi and FImi Specialty; Built on Short Notice 1500.000 Brick : ua nautu raMMeaaaaaaaMMaMMe) I LI7WB For Sale by T.W.STEPHENS l latiamu eaeataw '' I lCDICH XSLAB $3 Wood! 75 t a cord, delivered to any f artoiaty ACKLET BROS, i PhOM4Sl CENTRAL CAFE OfO Day aad Night Private Dining Parlora 'Oysters Served la Aa Style J.V.HOUSTON, Prop. Dlt C.P.MASON DeJrtlct American Bank A Trust Co.'s HolMlng Tsursuas 1 D. V. KUYONDALL Attoraey at Law KUaatk Falls. Oregsn IFOR SALEjl i aaBBaaBBBBBBBaaaaaBBamwaBBaasBBBBBBBSB' , ! ; WELL IUPROVED FARM of ', ', I ; (00 acres, 10 miles Southwest J of Klamath Falls. Will sell aa ', ', a whole or In part. Terms. ! ; ; part down, the balance In de J j ; ferred payments. ; ; ; ; ApUy ; ; :: R.A.EMMITT :: at Mm Foat Odaos. . Plastering AND I Cement Work S Let me figure on your con- X tracts. WORK GCARANTEEO CHARLES THOMAS, X Residence UUIs Addition. Phone 491. BICYCLES For an up-to-date wheel get a Rambler, on sale at The Gun Store. Tents and Guns for sale or for rent We carry a full line of Sporting Goods THE GUN STORE j. i nwMsas Wood Fw Foot Dry Slab Weed M.OU a L.ora v HUTCHDW ft TAXJOktFf-M - . tfS 4 ja .?'!a r pbia Ledter. ,rt - .- K , S.t-JW
