The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, May 05, 1908, Image 4

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Newspaper Page Texthim V- Get the Essence of Satisfaction By Dealing with Strictly Reliable House When it's Jewelry, Watch Repairing, Optical Work or kindred lines you want, come to the Leading Estab lishment in those particular lines, where you get your money back if you are not satisfied Our reputation is pretty good, too, as the old saying serves as proof, "Imitation is the Sincerest Flattery," so it don't make me mad to have others copy the simple and upright - business methods I am using G. HEITKEMPER, JR. Leading Watchmaker, Jeweler and Optician REPUBLICAN BLOCK BVaBBBVw!M3R'' Commencing May 1st Ease and Comfort In Travel Only 12 miles of staging and then a delight ful boat ride up the Klamath River to Kla math Falls GODfG:-Steaner Klamath leaves Klamath Falls at 4 a. m. connecting with starie at Teeters which arrives at Dorrls at 8. COMING:-Arrive at Dorrls at 4 p. m. by stage to Teeters and by boat to Klamath Falls arriving here at 7:30 In the evening. Oregon & California Transportation Company Subscribe for The Herald Elwood Steel Fences GUARANTEED Wo are in recent receipt of a carload of the Famous Elwood Steel Fencing and Poultry Netting in all widths. We stand ready to guarantee every rod of Elwood Fence we send out Geo. R. Hum PERSONAL MENTION New Hue ol lancy rJouvenlr on at Winter. 0. 0. Chltwood ti In the Jclty UkI) (rum lilt Swan Lake ranrli. ta.lle ami Chll.lreii Hlrnw Hut 'l every iiewtl.illon t K K K tirv. Moving iiU'Uiiei ul the 0n't.i l uiiirtow night only 10 rent. Mtrrll. The town without a boom. The lee vream season Inn Niin uwl our parlor nre open, Mnnnlnit'. A Crlmo In llio Mountain, a Tragedy In the AI, tomorrow iiIkIiI only 10 cent. tiring Ilie little one. Visit Maiming' II mi want the Ut Ire crrniii. Merrill. A natural traaccentcr. (Vinrvrt hy Mr. .Moritnii itinl Mi. Nli'keruii will Uttnrtliyityiuriitli'il. anre. Shipment ( the htlrt I'tttotni in I km ' t nit ami ronliiroy tuiulH utt le reived tiy express ut the Portland ttore. Ilaneliall outtlta free with raeh ly' nit. Ilyuiir e)e are (.liliii. ular.r il.mt lit, ec Whiter. Merrill Valley the heart or Klamath. A new tut "I Iniy' t'litiililiiation it 1 1 , plain and kriU'kortMH'kiT. Two uir if pant with each null. The I'ortlunil Store I now- giving a lue ImII nulllt free with each milt of ho)' clothe. K. S. Mitchell will bring In fH) m.I ol rattle 'torn Joeihlne County till' week. The cattle were piircliol lor II. V. Mitchell am! Ahncr Wee.l. It I not tircoimuy to Imve )iur watches so long at Winter. We are' now prepared toilo your work prompt ly. All work gnarihUf-1 for one. nar. j Cha. Ilrennan nu bnritil lhi iciorn lug In the Klatnatli Kail unit tiy. A nuniher ol hi friend arrompanled the remain to the ccmetry. 6ainldlnian'i Poverty. Saint-Simon, the celebrated Frrorli author who wrote 'The Jlenrgnnlutlon of European Society," wan twice driven by want to attempt hi own life, and. although he died a natural death lu tha eud. It waa among the niot lam entable surrounding. "Kor fifteen days," be say, writing to a friend Jutt before the end came, "I have llvrtl upon bread and water, without a fliw. I have- area aold my cltthei." Ellh.r Will Do II. "t Imve aome corking laugh produo era here." "Which?" "What do you iiicaul" "Heal Joke or real money?' How He Knw. i,i)oiiMIii In phrenology!" "There I nothing hi It." "Mow do ion know! The profeor tmiat hnie l"-eii feeling of jour head Pauptr Py. cvvr.V 'I? iK yrfh Hl-rilllne. "f n fr n(tr cnl r.ihm. uu niii'K ii '"i.nc Hut tllll v l. in I lio" ll ! Call lf tliIH to II' O""1) Warning. In iti'it'ln. ' "am '"'' Wlirli iuu i.tlro tu let hi nUhl II, f..r. yu lumbl Intu ! Ik.nl tituw mi Hi rltetrlo "et.l. Illll N)e ined to tell of n frenchman who wit lMtlni! In America After ohiiIiik hi mull "Me morning he wore o gloomy mi eprehti Hint hla but e naked him If he wete III "No, no." he replied sadly, "but I illsntlried. My father l dead."-IJ-plncott'. "Well, where that rwk!" demand til hi wife, "lion1! tell nie that h wiun'l on the train." ".She w on the train." timidly et plained the h'lii tlUtalice comliiillrr "hut I S"t to pln)ln card and l.oue Irrllte iiinu won her at whist" I'hlla delphla llillletlll. A tuedil'exuiie woiiinn riding In a tn.lley car tgnii neerliiit t a younc iU"ther awlwaidiie with her Nhy mid n.ilil. 'I ih-fljre a woman ought ueier to bate a Itfhy until kuuw tiow tu hold II" "Nor n tuiiiiie ellher." jutrlly re poudttl the jnuntf mother "Thl man c-oint.lne the more ler ItliV ipialltlrn of l!r:irouneli and I'ltt, l it ; u u the fault nf Uith" 'Who I lie'" liiipilnil (he tl.ltor In I'lunklllle ".Situ I'lhtle. .Irauiter. our candidate fer bog reete" - luillll Courier Journal. f Dont Be Afraid lr'THKIKUalclinilnlhliuu,i-n the um ,,... amlyoiiariiiinH.IIllonl a dooior, ilon't , ( , "i, that tlmtiir'a ireaerlillon to imr ttore tu ,t ,)s, ''' ,u hrB( II" MAKIIM iiiiilllterenet) tuna who thu doctor I.. ( ,HtV etiev how wimpllcalwl the prescription . H ,(l., MI n "' "' 'l.ltn. no illffrif ne Imw inueli lie ileilrra the tireriii.n . V :'""' .. ..I.. -. I, I. -.I... II ...L.. tin ! " " I1 (II Ul .. aeiij it i" in""i n in, tiniere ii'ii . - " pure. (Ill, the liiyretllenla naetl In the prescription to i ,1. i i ii.i .... i Al.l. 11 r. pa l i "iiim-i ih airam in uriliK Mm pif.c, ,.,,,, , IT M AKIIH nu dllTareiier. tatinao preacrlptlmi ,li,k , lt . l"'' In wrilluK (ha irarlilloii, you have the piliiln,, i,'Vr' ",,, ptetcrlptlon Inauy (Mow you prtlrr, We ah.ohiiry.,,. '""I you, alWactlon II you bring your iee.fil,ii,,i, i , "hlilj WKdtJAIIANrEKthal under no roiiil.leil,,n. , , liiiliireiiienl will aeallow aaliigle preunpllim . v. ,.', ','Mf,"7 e.rvi It I e.atly aa lliadnctor write. (t,, h,,,,,,, 1,, ,?' the hl.lieil iiiallly Urtlltnla which ran I "l.'leil '"'Hill. III Star Drug Store "The Store that Save. You Money" Humor Philosophy , BUNCaN N. Mt PERT PARAGRAPHS. There are many of our frlettd who are firmly com lured Ibal uueguwi turn dctcrtea a doteli, The men who lore their eueiutea ara thote who lieter crvoolta euewtea. Wbeo we take tbloj for graut. ed, we are aome tluaaurtrlat) to Bnd thai II baa coud atoul alrlaa lu Ii. Mubm womaa f our acquaintance wtll be aura la ad lb patura of iba gold part Uienta anttuatad aud out of data ben they get bar l bey are JBCApf ' ty " liaal There I nothing Ilk bavlog au ecra atonal ituarrel lo make om tbortpagbly enjoy the peaceful Ufa. reple who atkk to llaatlr purpoaa are probably naturally edtteelfa. Wbru a man loaea bta way to heaven, be should offer a reward for IU return. don't heller. I., earl, marriage,, p..- f Jmf tru trkhU ,, , ! man, he cm build a modern tat build "Now. John." ald an Irate wife to '"C ber hulavil, "I llinuuht )oii said you had been duck thootltic." " ' eitreiuely bereasary lo pracUra i "tet, dear; leen dU(k tboothix" j ,l" lNer or tiavlug Ire fore you ran , "Hut thene jou've hruuiht home are 'hit ttf deeply lu lb Joy of giving. tsuie duel. ' "Ve, ilrr; I tilunl 'em after I Vm!" hut Mr llayion (Id il.iucliteO-Dang It II. Sally, I'd like tew know what thrl SII.it Monon'a liitcntloii !. Wby, fwtt.t.ir'. fh., fiirfiiilli titilvrHrr "Were there no etenunllng clrcutn-1 ur your co,t,,p elaneea connected with the caae" I ;. (toy)-Muit U. a how HI! nuj uuiuiiik out uiiriiuait-u circunj stance." "What do you mean by thatr "The defendant' clrcuuitanrea were ao reduced be could not afford to en gaga a comieteut nttonie) " "Tou are so preoccupleil at time." aald Mrs. Fourthly, "that I don't feel aafe In letting you nut nlnuiv" "That la to say, my dear," replle.1 the Her. Ur. Fourthly, with hi lner- oleut amlle, "when my mini! wander,' TLe Actr,-t-lu thl new play I'm aa It doe occatlonally, nomobwly 'uptoeil to die from a troken heart j ought to go ulotiif with It." '' Sow, haw m I to know how a person with a hroleu heatl Uhate) The . Curate I haven't seen jour huiUinJ llaniccr- I'll lt-ll j(,o what to do. You at church receutly, Mr. lilo-.'i. Wbat-Juit tudy the author of this olat U be doing? Mra. lllo(rs-'K be a do- after he Kri the tint rehearal.-l4jn In all month, alr.-I.oudon Oplnloo. don IlloitrsteJ llln ! Tcacher-Wbat la matrtiaoLr. E1U "What of Itv ' Mttle Elale I don't know, but It's "Weil, It didn't n-.ui half so slde ometblni; mpn saya be 1 lrk of 'piltUss as it due on th stages Chicago News. Lo-jIitIM Courier Journsl, The haudwrltlug upon the wall Joel at this Juuctur kioka much Ilka au order for the ralclnilber. When there Is no choice. It certainly I up to au luveullv genlua lo make our PHONOGRAPHS EDISON '' rhcnogrifa. mi rntfU.'sf invinlrd He mail for nil. i in msnuftaij nt n prii which evtrjte can uirnnl, ami ttoiellitoi the wi payment plan, n no one tii'iil c uithooth. Hive you hcnrdiodaM (he New Model We Want Your TrWt IXJnderwoodl Pharmtcy VERYTH1NGINN0 talUfactloa Ciuiaaairi Klamath Kails, Orta t ! JETRACOOJ Clothes for Boys r pp, YTRAGOOD CLOTHES FOR BOYS Ederhelraer, Stein a Co. - . Makcra Make a lift in your mind of all the good qualities you want to find in the boys' clothing you buy. Then come here and get more than you thought of in an Xtragood suit. Good as it can be, style as it should be, lower priced than it ought to be The Portland Clothing and Shoe Store i Basebtll Outfit Free with Every Suit Sailor, Junior and Russian suits In many variations of style and fabric. Carefully tall ?.reid Mmm Also a large showing of Norfolk- and double-breasted suits. H II Qrewa. A itsonl ajt.nlur. A LI of Ur or stivsa. lulalMl I. n vara Ul.r Ikms not llir Lr gruw leaa. Tli Nlluw wlut rtalla II Aliuul hlnie.lt uk tar Tu Ihsl ry laalaa lUnUllisbnwnt la Ibera. I'trtis ha had occasion om smslltr man tu lick Who (.lartd on htm hateful And mod unlovslf trtch. Jul when he liu to via II Acrua tr reara a spaai lla'll have II hie oppeaeal nas iwiee aa large I Or mart In a rent To win a lu.lr Ism Coed fortune went again, hla Anil snt his hepa to graaa. Hut whn In lima hla rlngMa Have tuniMl la gear rrera hreva III veralun of IU saory Will sx ha turned tier dowa. It's unly human nature l'or m.n al later dale To make thamaalrea the haraaa, The aura tnouf h near great. If Ih.jr war r vsai)ulan If humhltd wsa their prMa, Thv vaey soon forgel ll And iii lh other aide. Palace Restaur. GOOD SERVICE ntUL itv a ratal ""' "- " .. j. UNDKN MANAOUUNTtr Hunsaker & O'Coi SOME BRIDES ARE HAPPY An OaHamlal. "The train cut hla'leg 0aT.M 'That was a tarrlhU aceldamL" 'Tea, but ha at one. mw tb. brtfkt sin or ii." "A damage suit" "No. II aakl h. wouhte't l ) hle wllu coma." On tha Table. "I uudentand you ar. a goo4 jooca or cblckeua." "!; I rather prida nyaaU m at" "What du you think of that Soek jrouder)" "Cook a couple of than and 1 will k pieated lo reudar aa .gpttt oplalM." Thafa All, Whsn ski, ar gray And Joya away And sorrows by you alt, Whan f rtm deayalr And carklng car. sour praaaac. aavar quit, When hot and aold won't let your eeuram drla. uttuekuprtriag" .And )eg aiong Teu'va only get the grip. Mens Panama Hatt KICK itora, Bummer, Whra ihr Wrudiai j;n rnmlnglB. aJIrlaj AC Happy whtB Ik W tnia tome from WPTPatl WE HAVE CUT GLASS, HAND PAINTED CHINA, SOLID SILVER Tlw Vrry Htil l Afford. ::::: Speclil Prices 30 DtH ' Telepho..e and ah" lotlcltco. Klamath Falls 6 Wln Truck & Trait COMPANY Kurnltureaml''i','S'Sj moved. ItaWJW" "5J general .Uraylw .,i u raK'iiiiM...1'' COLBUKN a YODTCa ...., unnisas lura """ ..itfg . r. lUllln I In the V.i s of fura. for which i (! bhuta ht market ricu. Satb Falla, 0rw Ar Vi "..'.'WrSi't, -..