him
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Get the Essence of Satisfaction
By Dealing with Strictly Reliable House
When it's Jewelry, Watch Repairing,
Optical Work or kindred lines you
want, come to the Leading Estab
lishment in those particular lines,
where you get your money back if
you are not satisfied
Our reputation is pretty good, too, as
the old saying serves as proof,
"Imitation is the Sincerest Flattery,"
so it don't make me mad to have
others copy the simple and upright
- business methods I am using
G. HEITKEMPER, JR.
Leading Watchmaker, Jeweler and Optician
REPUBLICAN BLOCK
BVaBBBVw!M3R''
Commencing May 1st
Ease and
Comfort
In Travel
Only 12 miles of staging and then a delight
ful boat ride up the Klamath River to Kla
math Falls
GODfG:-Steaner Klamath leaves Klamath
Falls at 4 a. m. connecting with starie
at Teeters which arrives at Dorrls at 8.
COMING:-Arrive at Dorrls at 4 p. m. by stage
to Teeters and by boat to Klamath Falls
arriving here at 7:30 In the evening.
Oregon & California
Transportation Company
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Elwood Steel Fences
GUARANTEED
Wo are in recent receipt of a carload of
the Famous Elwood Steel Fencing and
Poultry Netting in all widths. We stand
ready to guarantee every rod of Elwood
Fence we send out
Geo. R. Hum
PERSONAL MENTION
New Hue ol lancy rJouvenlr on at
Winter.
0. 0. Chltwood ti In the Jclty UkI)
(rum lilt Swan Lake ranrli.
ta.lle ami Chll.lreii Hlrnw Hut 'l
every iiewtl.illon t K K K tirv.
Moving iiU'Uiiei ul the 0n't.i l
uiiirtow night only 10 rent.
Mtrrll. The town without a boom.
The lee vream season Inn Niin uwl
our parlor nre open, Mnnnlnit'.
A Crlmo In llio Mountain, a Tragedy
In the AI, tomorrow iiIkIiI only 10
cent. tiring Ilie little one.
Visit Maiming' II mi want the Ut
Ire crrniii.
Merrill. A natural traaccentcr.
(Vinrvrt hy Mr. .Moritnii itinl Mi.
Nli'keruii will Uttnrtliyityiuriitli'il.
anre.
Shipment ( the htlrt I'tttotni in
I km ' t nit ami ronliiroy tuiulH utt le
reived tiy express ut the Portland ttore.
Ilaneliall outtlta free with raeh ly'
nit.
Ilyuiir e)e are (.liliii. ular.r il.mt
lit, ec Whiter.
Merrill Valley the heart or Klamath.
A new tut "I Iniy' t'litiililiiation it 1 1 ,
plain and kriU'kortMH'kiT. Two uir if
pant with each null. The I'ortlunil
Store I now- giving a lue ImII nulllt
free with each milt of ho)' clothe.
K. S. Mitchell will bring In fH) m.I
ol rattle 'torn Joeihlne County till'
week. The cattle were piircliol lor
II. V. Mitchell am! Ahncr Wee.l.
It I not tircoimuy to Imve )iur
watches so long at Winter. We are'
now prepared toilo your work prompt
ly. All work gnarihUf-1 for one. nar.
j Cha. Ilrennan nu bnritil lhi iciorn
lug In the Klatnatli Kail unit tiy. A
nuniher ol hi friend arrompanled the
remain to the ccmetry.
6ainldlnian'i Poverty.
Saint-Simon, the celebrated Frrorli
author who wrote 'The Jlenrgnnlutlon
of European Society," wan twice driven
by want to attempt hi own life, and.
although he died a natural death lu
tha eud. It waa among the niot lam
entable surrounding. "Kor fifteen
days," be say, writing to a friend
Jutt before the end came, "I have llvrtl
upon bread and water, without a fliw.
I have- area aold my cltthei."
Ellh.r Will Do II.
"t Imve aome corking laugh produo
era here."
"Which?"
"What do you iiicaul"
"Heal Joke or real money?'
How He Knw.
i,i)oiiMIii In phrenology!"
"There I nothing hi It."
"Mow do ion know! The profeor
tmiat hnie l"-eii feeling of jour head
Pauptr Py.
cvvr.V 'I? iK yrfh
Hl-rilllne. "f n fr n(tr cnl
r.ihm. uu niii'K ii '"i.nc
Hut tllll v l. in I lio" ll !
Call lf tliIH to II' O""1)
Warning.
In iti'it'ln. ' "am '"''
Wlirli iuu i.tlro tu let hi nUhl
II, f..r. yu lumbl Intu !
Ik.nl tituw mi Hi rltetrlo "et.l.
Illll N)e ined to tell of n frenchman
who wit lMtlni! In America After
ohiiIiik hi mull "Me morning he wore
o gloomy mi eprehti Hint hla but
e naked him If he wete III
"No, no." he replied sadly, "but I
illsntlried. My father l dead."-IJ-plncott'.
"Well, where that rwk!" demand
til hi wife, "lion1! tell nie that h
wiun'l on the train."
".She w on the train." timidly et
plained the h'lii tlUtalice comliiillrr
"hut I S"t to pln)ln card and l.oue
Irrllte iiinu won her at whist" I'hlla
delphla llillletlll.
A tuedil'exuiie woiiinn riding In a
tn.lley car tgnii neerliiit t a younc
iU"ther awlwaidiie with her Nhy
mid n.ilil. 'I ih-fljre a woman ought
ueier to bate a Itfhy until kuuw
tiow tu hold II"
"Nor n tuiiiiie ellher." jutrlly re
poudttl the jnuntf mother
"Thl man c-oint.lne the more ler
ItliV ipialltlrn of l!r:irouneli and I'ltt,
l it ; u u the fault nf Uith"
'Who I lie'" liiipilnil (he tl.ltor In
I'lunklllle
".Situ I'lhtle. .Irauiter. our candidate
fer bog reete" - luillll Courier
Journal. f
Dont Be Afraid
lr'THKIKUalclinilnlhliuu,i-n the um ,,...
amlyoiiariiiinH.IIllonl a dooior, ilon't , ( , "i,
that tlmtiir'a ireaerlillon to imr ttore tu ,t ,)s, ''' ,u hrB(
II" MAKIIM iiiiilllterenet) tuna who thu doctor I.. ( ,HtV
etiev how wimpllcalwl the prescription . H ,(l., MI n "' "' 'l.ltn.
no illffrif ne Imw inueli lie ileilrra the tireriii.n . V :'""'
.. ..I.. -. I, I. -.I... II ...L.. tin ! " " I1 (II Ul ..
aeiij it i" in""i n in, tiniere ii'ii . -
" pure.
(Ill,
the liiyretllenla naetl In the prescription to
i ,1. i i ii.i .... i
Al.l. 11 r. pa l i "iiim-i ih airam in uriliK Mm pif.c, ,.,,,, ,
IT M AKIIH nu dllTareiier. tatinao preacrlptlmi ,li,k , lt . l"''
In wrilluK (ha irarlilloii, you have the piliiln,, i,'Vr' ",,,
ptetcrlptlon Inauy (Mow you prtlrr, We ah.ohiiry.,,. '""I
you, alWactlon II you bring your iee.fil,ii,,i, i , "hlilj
WKdtJAIIANrEKthal under no roiiil.leil,,n. , ,
liiiliireiiienl will aeallow aaliigle preunpllim . v. ,.', ','Mf,"7
e.rvi It I e.atly aa lliadnctor write. (t,, h,,,,,,, 1,, ,?'
the hl.lieil iiiallly Urtlltnla which ran I
"l.'leil
'"'Hill.
III
Star Drug Store
"The Store that Save. You Money"
Humor Philosophy
, BUNCaN N. Mt
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
There are many of our frlettd
who are firmly com lured Ibal uueguwi
turn dctcrtea a doteli,
The men who lore their eueiutea ara
thote who lieter crvoolta euewtea.
Wbeo we take
tbloj for graut.
ed, we are aome
tluaaurtrlat) to
Bnd thai II baa
coud atoul alrlaa
lu Ii.
Mubm womaa f
our acquaintance
wtll be aura la
ad lb patura
of iba gold part
Uienta anttuatad
aud out of data
ben they get
bar l bey are
JBCApf ' ty "
liaal
There I nothing Ilk bavlog au ecra
atonal ituarrel lo make om tbortpagbly
enjoy the peaceful Ufa.
reple who atkk to llaatlr purpoaa are
probably naturally edtteelfa.
Wbru a man loaea bta way to heaven,
be should offer a reward for IU return.
don't heller. I., earl, marriage,, p..- f Jmf tru trkhU ,, ,
! man, he cm build a modern tat build
"Now. John." ald an Irate wife to '"C
ber hulavil, "I llinuuht )oii said you
had been duck thootltic." " ' eitreiuely bereasary lo pracUra
i "tet, dear; leen dU(k tboothix" j ,l" lNer or tiavlug Ire fore you ran
, "Hut thene jou've hruuiht home are 'hit ttf deeply lu lb Joy of giving.
tsuie duel.
' "Ve, ilrr; I tilunl 'em after I
Vm!"
hut
Mr llayion (Id il.iucliteO-Dang It
II. Sally, I'd like tew know what thrl
SII.it Monon'a liitcntloii !. Wby,
fwtt.t.ir'. fh., fiirfiiilli titilvrHrr
"Were there no etenunllng clrcutn-1 ur your co,t,,p
elaneea connected with the caae" I ;. (toy)-Muit U. a how HI!
nuj uuiuiiik out uiiriiuait-u circunj
stance."
"What do you mean by thatr
"The defendant' clrcuuitanrea were
ao reduced be could not afford to en
gaga a comieteut nttonie) "
"Tou are so preoccupleil at time."
aald Mrs. Fourthly, "that I don't feel
aafe In letting you nut nlnuiv"
"That la to say, my dear," replle.1
the Her. Ur. Fourthly, with hi lner-
oleut amlle, "when my mini! wander,' TLe Actr,-t-lu thl new play I'm
aa It doe occatlonally, nomobwly 'uptoeil to die from a troken heart j
ought to go ulotiif with It." '' Sow, haw m I to know how a person
with a hroleu heatl Uhate) The .
Curate I haven't seen jour huiUinJ llaniccr- I'll lt-ll j(,o what to do. You
at church receutly, Mr. lilo-.'i. Wbat-Juit tudy the author of this olat
U be doing? Mra. lllo(rs-'K be a do- after he Kri the tint rehearal.-l4jn
In all month, alr.-I.oudon Oplnloo. don IlloitrsteJ llln !
Tcacher-Wbat la matrtiaoLr. E1U "What of Itv '
Mttle Elale I don't know, but It's "Weil, It didn't n-.ui half so slde
ometblni; mpn saya be 1 lrk of 'piltUss as it due on th stages
Chicago News. Lo-jIitIM Courier Journsl,
The haudwrltlug upon the wall Joel
at this Juuctur kioka much Ilka au
order for the ralclnilber.
When there Is no choice. It certainly
I up to au luveullv genlua lo make
our
PHONOGRAPHS
EDISON
'' rhcnogrifa.
mi rntfU.'sf
invinlrd
He mail
for nil. i in msnuftaij
nt n prii which evtrjte
can uirnnl, ami ttoiellitoi
the wi payment plan, n
no one tii'iil c uithooth.
Hive you hcnrdiodaM
(he New Model
We Want Your TrWt
IXJnderwoodl
Pharmtcy
VERYTH1NGINN0
talUfactloa Ciuiaaairi
Klamath Kails, Orta
t
!
JETRACOOJ
Clothes for Boys
r pp,
YTRAGOOD CLOTHES FOR BOYS
Ederhelraer, Stein a Co. - . Makcra
Make a lift in your mind of
all the good qualities you want
to find in the boys' clothing
you buy. Then come here and
get more than you thought of
in an Xtragood suit. Good as it
can be, style as it should be,
lower priced than it ought to be
The Portland Clothing and Shoe Store
i Basebtll Outfit Free with Every Suit
Sailor, Junior and Russian suits In many
variations of style and fabric. Carefully tall
?.reid Mmm Also a large showing of
Norfolk- and double-breasted suits.
H II Qrewa.
A itsonl ajt.nlur.
A LI of Ur or stivsa.
lulalMl I. n vara Ul.r
Ikms not llir Lr gruw leaa.
Tli Nlluw wlut rtalla II
Aliuul hlnie.lt uk tar
Tu Ihsl ry laalaa
lUnUllisbnwnt la Ibera.
I'trtis ha had occasion
om smslltr man tu lick
Who (.lartd on htm hateful
And mod unlovslf trtch.
Jul when he liu to via II
Acrua tr reara a spaai
lla'll have II hie oppeaeal
nas iwiee aa large I
Or mart In a rent
To win a lu.lr Ism
Coed fortune went again, hla
Anil snt his hepa to graaa.
Hut whn In lima hla rlngMa
Have tuniMl la gear rrera hreva
III veralun of IU saory
Will sx ha turned tier dowa.
It's unly human nature
l'or m.n al later dale
To make thamaalrea the haraaa,
The aura tnouf h near great.
If Ih.jr war r vsai)ulan
If humhltd wsa their prMa,
Thv vaey soon forgel ll
And iii lh other aide.
Palace Restaur.
GOOD SERVICE
ntUL itv a ratal
""' "- " .. j.
UNDKN MANAOUUNTtr
Hunsaker & O'Coi
SOME BRIDES
ARE HAPPY
An OaHamlal.
"The train cut hla'leg 0aT.M
'That was a tarrlhU aceldamL"
'Tea, but ha at one. mw tb. brtfkt
sin or ii."
"A damage suit"
"No. II aakl h. wouhte't l )
hle wllu coma."
On tha Table.
"I uudentand you ar. a goo4 jooca
or cblckeua."
"!; I rather prida nyaaU m at"
"What du you think of that Soek
jrouder)"
"Cook a couple of than and 1 will k
pieated lo reudar aa .gpttt oplalM."
Thafa All,
Whsn ski, ar gray
And Joya away
And sorrows by you alt,
Whan f rtm deayalr
And carklng car.
sour praaaac. aavar quit,
When hot and aold
won't let your eeuram drla.
uttuekuprtriag"
.And )eg aiong
Teu'va only get the grip.
Mens Panama Hatt KICK itora,
Bummer,
Whra ihr Wrudiai
j;n rnmlnglB. aJIrlaj
AC Happy whtB Ik W
tnia tome from WPTPatl
WE HAVE
CUT GLASS,
HAND PAINTED
CHINA,
SOLID SILVER
Tlw Vrry Htil l
Afford. :::::
Speclil Prices 30 DtH '
Telepho..e and ah"
lotlcltco.
Klamath Falls 6 Wln
Truck & Trait
COMPANY
Kurnltureaml''i','S'Sj
moved. ItaWJW" "5J
general .Uraylw .,i u
raK'iiiiM...1''
COLBUKN a YODTCa
...., unnisas
lura """ ..itfg
. r. lUllln I In the V.i
s of fura. for which i
(!
bhuta
ht market ricu.
Satb Falla, 0rw
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