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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (April 9, 1908)
I, MARSH LANDS Oregonhejtojl IHE EVENING HERALD ABEL Am lM aar. sassst Irndtr. W Uw HtraM PHbRsMng Company 50 per cent. Testable matter. Klamath's greatest bargains at $2,0 per acrcanq upwards. Easy Termi. mm Mi ll BUMCIUrTION RATH Hr.sssn.aiar. Mr.kt'tMU si months, . Ujr. to twO. tan BttnlVs, . . ! im MIL IS , ilHuml by curMr, wk. lion 16 .W .11 low TO IMIT.-Bmi .IVatoOc inorr. crdr. ata Mr. Bnil tltsck ea mar torsi bank. ttanps, (ma. or currency. HlMtllt Law or OaaooN.-Sottlon MM of ids taw of Onaon mnta that whmmr wir mil wtrpMlna MWiipr shall rnsll such rwtnsjassr le toy txnon In this 8tst without init ifotrlf an ordar tbanfor, rath nwrPr tall kt tana! to r sift. M no oW or oblln In shaR Mem snlsst nwk pmon. KMht mU mimiw 1 rwtlrfd by Um prson to whom H la seat or not. THURSDAY. AI'IUL 9, IPOS IULLS AND PUNS. A Batch of Misfit Sayings and Clsvsr lllos. It U odd to charge Lord Deacons field with a "bull" In proposing In par liament to make aulcldo a capital of fense. "W only punish those who fall," be said, and lauanter drowned the conclusion of the sentence. Sir Colin Campbell when In India .wrote In an oBclal report. "A lot of young fellows come out here, aud they drink aud eat aud die and then writ home and tell tbetr friends the climate killed them." It waa once the fashion In Tarts to wear the hair "a la Capoul," after the famous singer. Capoul himself went to hare his hair done aud was niked what style. "A la Capoul." be blush tncly suggested. Uls head was ex arnlned. "All. monsieur. It Is not pos sible. Yon bare not the bead for It." In Kagland Joseph II. Clionte be came Joseph Cboate. "In England." be explained. "I drop the II." The brilliant lawyer Channell, on the otlrfr hand, dropped his asplratos In n more nsual nay. la a trlxl the Juilpo K- came confuted as to trlioitior the UIp In ol ml was tbe Helen nr tbe Kllcn lue lawyer on the other aldo. Sir Fred eric Trrslger, grately expluliml Hint sbe waa chrUtenett tin; Ik-leu. but "lost her 'h' In tbe chop, of the Chin nell." At an ecclesiastical luncheon one of tbe party, apparently given to dietetic theories, obserred as tbey went In. "Now to put a bridle on our appe tites." Tbe bishop of Winchester, - who had a gooJ digestion, retorted, "Now to pnt a bit between my teeth." The Cunning Aster. A specialist hi dipsomania ww taB. lag about the cunning with which dip easnaalaca la confinement will obtain llowor. "A certala noted but Intemperate ac tor." aald Dr. Gresham James, "was once locked op by his manager In or der that be might not spoil the ervn tag performance by overdrinking. Ills rontoeaaent was close. Windows, doom- everything was locked and bar red. "Bat tbe actor beckoned to a man In tbe street, showed a greenback and bawled to hint through the closed win dow to go and buy a bottle of brandy and a clay pipe. "Whew the man returned with the purchases the actor called: "Hick tbe pipe stem In through the keyhole.' "This was done. "'Now, said the actor, 'pour the brandy carefully Into tbe bowl.' i "Aa the fluid fell Into the bowl the actor sucked It op, and when his man . agar case to release him that even ing be lay la a corner quite glorious ly drunk." Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph. The Way It Read. The editor of a little .gaper waa la the habit of cheering np his subscrib ers daily with a column or short perti nent comment ou their town, their haWU and themselves. The depart at was tbe most popular thing la Timber Land Notice United Slates Land Office, Laksview Oregon, February 19, IMS. Noilco U hereby Riven that In com pliance with lli prolslons of the act of Congress of June 3, 1873, entitled "An act for the sale of timber lands In tho states of California, Oregon, Nevada and Washington Terrltoty," as extended to all the Puiille land States by act of August 4, 1802, Charles It. DeLap, of Klamath Kails, County ol Klamath, State of Oregon, his Med In this ollke hts sworn statement No. 4012. for the purchase of the sw'ne.lf, n)ie(, ol lee. 3, tp.:t3S. range UU.W. M., and will offer proof to show that the land sought Is more valuable for its timber or stona than for sgricuUtiral purposes, and to establish his claim to said land Mom the County Judge of Klamath Com.ty. at his office at Klamath Falls, Oregon. iu Wednesday the 13th day of May 1W. lie name ASftltiir'HftT. F. Mtlio lai, I.. 1. llltcliln-n, True II. Ik-Lap, A. M. Jamison, all of Klamath Fulls, Oregon. An) ami all perrons clMnilnis mhcrto ly the above described lands areretiiet e.1 to file their claims In this olllce on or before said ISIh day of May UW. 2-2G&-U J. N. Watson, register. Petition for Liquor License To the Honorable County Court of the Htate Oregon for Klamath County. We the undersigned, residents and le gal voters of the Product of Spriigue Itlver, in the County of Klamath mid Mate of Oregon, and actual resident therein and who liaxu actually resided theieiu for more than thirty d Im mediately preceding the date of sinning and tiling this our prtltlou, do hereby respectfully petition jntir honorable ldy to grant ami Issue to J. C. IMsnli andT. M.Ediall.of the firm ol Kdsall llro., a license to tell spirltous, vinous, fermented or malt, liquors in lest qusit titles than one gallon, In the precinct aforesaid for a period of one )ear, from the Gth day of May. A. I). IPO. Notice is hereby glen that Hits ( lition will be presented to the County Court of the Slate of Oregon, for I lie County of Klamath, at the court houso in the city of Klamath Falls, ou tho filli day of May, A. D. 1W8, at the hour ol one o'clock I'. t. or as soon thcicnfUr as said petition can be heard. Dated this 23th day of March, A. D. IDU8. O.T. Anderson, L. L. Griffin, I. T. Anderson, F. A. Campbell, W. W. Fin ley, H. W. Whetston, A. W. Etana, J. M. Sasser, Win. II. Garrett, Ed liloom ingcamp.Johii S. Furber, II. J. Lang- lam, Boss . Finley, W. W. Smith, James rhllllps, W. K. Sutter. It. I'. Courtright, II. L. Anderson, C. It. Moriti, Amos l.nndy, Mat Lawry. J. A. Wilson. J. E Freeman, hpratl. Wells, C. E. Ilerg, J. II. Il)d, James M. rer rn, Frank Obenchain, L. A. Illrhard son, George llloomliigcainp, Q. M. An m. lorn Itorv. James llell. HanK ilev. J. A. Varker, O. O. Dons, I Charles Trupp. Tho editor, aa he aaw It growing la favor, gradually allowed himself a wider latitude In his remarks until tho town paatod much of Its time conjec turing "what kVd daa't to aay next" On a not day when the simoom whis tled aayly up the street of the town, depositing everywhere Its burden of sand, the editor brought forth thlageas oftkOBght: "All the windows along Main street need washing badly." Tho aezt morning be was waited on by a platoon of Indignant citlsens, who confronted him with tbe parairaph la question freak from the !uoda of tho coasposltor and Informed him fiercely that ho bad gone too far. After a hasty and aorrtfled glance ho admitted that he had. It now read: "AH tbe widows along Main street need washing badly." Everybody's. His Mother's Ruse Failed. A Kansas City professional man, who Irpromlnently Identified with Mis souri -poiltlcs, tell the following story on tilaiaielfi "My f(sks moved from Indiana to Joaaaoa oonaty, Mo., when I was alx year of ago. We settled on a farm near Peldan. The first Sunday wo wet tter aad while the family was prspislag for Bunday school It wu asiBfatU that I did not have aay shef. Hi mother, nallxlng that folk wotM talk' If on of her children mad kto laft-pabllc appearanc barefooted, aagffotosd that I bar a cloth tied aNfUaf one, foot to create the Impres sion that I waa unabl to wesr aboea Waa of a sore foot. Both rag wu on me. Everything went along smoothly, and I learned all about bear eating the bad children up when I katfw Hlekar from n boy I ftr waal sVskod. ;', pointing to my ft fatt I flaaea. downward. Tfc rag had slipped off,- and my momr roo wa xpodt"-Kaaaas CHANGE OF TIME Klamath Lake Railroad , la Coaaectloa With Mclntlrc-Strtw Stage Line DAILY EFFECTIVE AI'Bll. 10, 1008 From Klamath Falls to San Fran cisco and all points between Thrall and same. Leave Klamath Falls 4: A.M. A rrive at Spencers 7 :10 Leave Spencer H: Arrito at Pokegama 11: Leave rokegama,g.UR.ll :15 Arrive at Thrall 1 :15 I'- M. Uave Thrall, a. r. as. train No. 15 at 2:25 Arrlte at San Francisco 0:28 A. M. SO hours and 28 minutes, Klamath Falls to ran Francisco. Train No. 13 on S. 1'. leaves Thrall 6.S5 p. m. arriving at San Francisco 11:28 a.m. Klamath Falls to Portland Leave Klamath Falls as above. Leave Thrall, 8.P. train No. 16, 1 :32 p. in. ; arrive at Portland 7:65 a. m, 27 hours and 66 minutes, 'Klamath Falls to Portland. Ha Francisco to Klamath Fl's Liave San Frani isco at 2:20 p. to. arrive at Thrall at 6:01 a. m. Leave Thrall at 0:30 a. m.; leave Pokegama at 0 a. m.; arrive at Klamath Fall at 6 p. m, Dinner at Spencer, leaving there at 1 p.m. Shortest time ever. SO hour and 40 min. San Francltco to Klamath Falls. No other ronte does it. This is the cheapest and beet way. Fare IS, either direction between Thrall and Klamath Fall. Want 'em in a hurry Thatt'a the case nine times out of every ten when you need groceries. When you get caught In this nrrilramerii lust call UD 51t3 VOll'll get 'CHI In a hurry. Van Riper Bros "Get the Habit"-Use Chase 6 Sanborn's Coffees. Heavy Freighting a Speclctty. Baggage Orders Are Given Prompt Attention 0. K. Transfer & Storage Company Having up-to-date piano trucks we solicit your PHONES fine piano moving KENYON a THOMPSON, PROPRIETORS Of lire IS71 lUrn (171 Residence (143 CHAS. rl WOKDKN President FKKD MIXIIASK Vl'e-l'nsUUnt The American Bank and Trust Company Cardial Slock $100,000 .CftJtn for DUtJnea, ..very day in the year .xcept Sundas and legal holidays. Interest Paid on Savings Deposits KLAMATH FALLS, OKEGON A. M. WOKDKN Cashier ntttli SCIIAI.I.OCK Asx'l Cnslmr mm Incorporated November 28. 1900 Statement of Condition ,,,1)1 (he Klamath County Bank Klamath Falls, Oregon DECEMBER 31, 1007 RESOURCES I)niiH niul I)lncouiit8 S340.530.1JO UoIkIbuiuI Securities . .. 03.52G.Ul Henl Kstntv, HuiltlliiKH unil Flxturcd - 14,74r.in Cusli mid Slyht Exchanjio-. 106,247.00 f 885,040.51 UABnJTTES Cnpltnl Stock, fully pnld. 1 100,000.00 Surpltiit nnd ProlltH . . 21.7S3.11 Due Other ItankH .. . 32.OO0.U4 Deo.-iitH .. 431,205.-10 S58fl.040.51 I, Alex Martin, Jr., Cashier of tliu alivriininnl hank, do solemnly swear that the above slate nunt U true to the heat of my knowl.ili-ri xtnl l Jtrf AI.KX MAltTIN, Jit., Cashier SuliKTlUd and awnm to t-efore me this Mil d of Jnmiary, llH. (S'ttlf C-. II. WiTiiium Notary Cuhllc for UtrKWi orncEKs ALEX MARTIN President E.R.REAMES Vice-President ALEX MARTIN, JR. Cashier LESLIE ROGERS Ass't Cashier Pioneer Bank of Klamath Basin WOOD WOOD Sixteen inch and four foot wood in any quantities. Orders can be left at Navigation Co., Phone 461 or K K K Store, Phone 174 JT PfF.TTaT.R Wood Yard and Office . 1a. f lilAlil Near C1y ,,,, Phone 84 The , Eldred Company F. G. ELDRED, Manager Bonanza, Oregon Saddles, Harness and Supplies We make a specialty of first-class, guaranteed, hand-made Saddles and Shaps. Our Saddles have an established reputation. Orders From Everywhere Solicited MILLS ADDITION LOTS are Advancing in Value When blocks in Mills Addition were offered nt bargain priceii a number of iihrunil lines turn botiKht; hince that time vnlue lme increnKed materially. These Lots are Bargain Buys at present price, and thrro Is every reason to anticipate an advance in priccH. Remem ber theflo lota nro F1TTY feet In width ami ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FEET deep-more than double tho area of mott town lots offered to lnvc.torn. FRANK IRA WHITE CAPT. O. C. APPLEGATE FRANK WARD Land Salesmen. Office on Fifth Street The Gem Restaurant and Lodging House Special accommodations for Family Dinner Par ties. The largest and best arranged eating house In the city. Open day and night. Announcement Having purchased the entire stock of Furniture fromB. St. George Bishop I will be pleased to meet all his old friends, and also extend a cordial welcome to the many new residents of Klamath County. Our line' is complete, and lots' of goods are on the road from the best supply houses in the cities. W. H. DOLBEER Successor to B. St. George Bishop H. BOIVIN Plumber and Steamfitter Klamath Falla, Orego Strictly First-class Work Estimates Furnished Phones: Business, 300; Residence, 604 Bennett's Feed Stable " ..-SBMBSSSBSSSI .!! UJlL. bsjj Next to Martin'! Mill Now Open for Business The Chute System of Feeding which permits Stock getting their Mill, has been installed Plenty of Wagon Room JASPER BENNETT. Propdetor East End Meat Market CRISLER ft STILTS, Proprietors Prime Beef, Veal. Mutton, fork and Poultry Fresh and fund Meats and 8ausaBes of all kto Wa handle our meats in tho moat modern way lnW' tineas and surroundings. Try us and wa will "" happy to hnvo you for a customer. Free Dellv?' ' V X