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MARSH LANDS Oregonhejtojl
IHE EVENING HERALD
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50 per cent. Testable matter. Klamath's greatest bargains at $2,0 per acrcanq upwards. Easy Termi.
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ttanps, (ma. or currency.
HlMtllt Law or OaaooN.-Sottlon MM of
ids taw of Onaon mnta that whmmr wir
mil wtrpMlna MWiipr shall rnsll such
rwtnsjassr le toy txnon In this 8tst without
init ifotrlf an ordar tbanfor, rath nwrPr
tall kt tana! to r sift. M no oW or oblln
In shaR Mem snlsst nwk pmon. KMht
mU mimiw 1 rwtlrfd by Um prson to whom
H la seat or not.
THURSDAY. AI'IUL 9, IPOS
IULLS AND PUNS.
A Batch of Misfit Sayings and Clsvsr
lllos.
It U odd to charge Lord Deacons
field with a "bull" In proposing In par
liament to make aulcldo a capital of
fense. "W only punish those who
fall," be said, and lauanter drowned
the conclusion of the sentence.
Sir Colin Campbell when In India
.wrote In an oBclal report. "A lot of
young fellows come out here, aud they
drink aud eat aud die and then writ
home and tell tbetr friends the climate
killed them."
It waa once the fashion In Tarts to
wear the hair "a la Capoul," after the
famous singer. Capoul himself went
to hare his hair done aud was niked
what style. "A la Capoul." be blush
tncly suggested. Uls head was ex
arnlned. "All. monsieur. It Is not pos
sible. Yon bare not the bead for It."
In Kagland Joseph II. Clionte be
came Joseph Cboate. "In England."
be explained. "I drop the II." The
brilliant lawyer Channell, on the otlrfr
hand, dropped his asplratos In n more
nsual nay. la a trlxl the Juilpo K-
came confuted as to trlioitior the UIp
In ol ml was tbe Helen nr tbe Kllcn
lue lawyer on the other aldo. Sir Fred
eric Trrslger, grately expluliml Hint
sbe waa chrUtenett tin; Ik-leu. but
"lost her 'h' In tbe chop, of the Chin
nell."
At an ecclesiastical luncheon one of
tbe party, apparently given to dietetic
theories, obserred as tbey went In.
"Now to put a bridle on our appe
tites." Tbe bishop of Winchester,
- who had a gooJ digestion, retorted,
"Now to pnt a bit between my teeth."
The Cunning Aster.
A specialist hi dipsomania ww taB.
lag about the cunning with which dip
easnaalaca la confinement will obtain
llowor.
"A certala noted but Intemperate ac
tor." aald Dr. Gresham James, "was
once locked op by his manager In or
der that be might not spoil the ervn
tag performance by overdrinking. Ills
rontoeaaent was close. Windows,
doom- everything was locked and bar
red. "Bat tbe actor beckoned to a man In
tbe street, showed a greenback and
bawled to hint through the closed win
dow to go and buy a bottle of brandy
and a clay pipe.
"Whew the man returned with the
purchases the actor called:
"Hick tbe pipe stem In through the
keyhole.'
"This was done.
"'Now, said the actor, 'pour the
brandy carefully Into tbe bowl.'
i "Aa the fluid fell Into the bowl the
actor sucked It op, and when his man
. agar case to release him that even
ing be lay la a corner quite glorious
ly drunk." Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph.
The Way It Read.
The editor of a little .gaper waa la
the habit of cheering np his subscrib
ers daily with a column or short perti
nent comment ou their town, their
haWU and themselves. The depart
at was tbe most popular thing la
Timber Land Notice
United Slates Land Office, Laksview
Oregon, February 19, IMS.
Noilco U hereby Riven that In com
pliance with lli prolslons of the act of
Congress of June 3, 1873, entitled "An
act for the sale of timber lands In tho
states of California, Oregon, Nevada and
Washington Terrltoty," as extended to
all the Puiille land States by act of
August 4, 1802, Charles It. DeLap, of
Klamath Kails, County ol Klamath,
State of Oregon, his Med In this ollke
hts sworn statement No. 4012. for the
purchase of the sw'ne.lf, n)ie(, ol
lee. 3, tp.:t3S. range UU.W. M., and
will offer proof to show that the land
sought Is more valuable for its timber
or stona than for sgricuUtiral purposes,
and to establish his claim to said land
Mom the County Judge of Klamath
Com.ty. at his office at Klamath Falls,
Oregon. iu Wednesday the 13th day of
May 1W.
lie name ASftltiir'HftT. F. Mtlio
lai, I.. 1. llltcliln-n, True II. Ik-Lap,
A. M. Jamison, all of Klamath Fulls,
Oregon.
An) ami all perrons clMnilnis mhcrto
ly the above described lands areretiiet
e.1 to file their claims In this olllce on
or before said ISIh day of May UW.
2-2G&-U J. N. Watson, register.
Petition for Liquor License
To the Honorable County Court of
the Htate Oregon for Klamath County.
We the undersigned, residents and le
gal voters of the Product of Spriigue
Itlver, in the County of Klamath mid
Mate of Oregon, and actual resident
therein and who liaxu actually resided
theieiu for more than thirty d Im
mediately preceding the date of sinning
and tiling this our prtltlou, do hereby
respectfully petition jntir honorable
ldy to grant ami Issue to J. C. IMsnli
andT. M.Ediall.of the firm ol Kdsall
llro., a license to tell spirltous, vinous,
fermented or malt, liquors in lest qusit
titles than one gallon, In the precinct
aforesaid for a period of one )ear, from
the Gth day of May. A. I). IPO.
Notice is hereby glen that Hits (
lition will be presented to the County
Court of the Slate of Oregon, for I lie
County of Klamath, at the court houso
in the city of Klamath Falls, ou tho filli
day of May, A. D. 1W8, at the hour ol
one o'clock I'. t. or as soon thcicnfUr
as said petition can be heard.
Dated this 23th day of March, A. D.
IDU8.
O.T. Anderson, L. L. Griffin, I. T.
Anderson, F. A. Campbell, W. W. Fin
ley, H. W. Whetston, A. W. Etana, J.
M. Sasser, Win. II. Garrett, Ed liloom
ingcamp.Johii S. Furber, II. J. Lang-
lam, Boss . Finley, W. W. Smith,
James rhllllps, W. K. Sutter. It. I'.
Courtright, II. L. Anderson, C. It.
Moriti, Amos l.nndy, Mat Lawry. J. A.
Wilson. J. E Freeman, hpratl. Wells,
C. E. Ilerg, J. II. Il)d, James M. rer
rn, Frank Obenchain, L. A. Illrhard
son, George llloomliigcainp, Q. M. An
m. lorn Itorv. James llell. HanK
ilev. J. A. Varker, O. O. Dons, I
Charles Trupp.
Tho editor, aa he aaw It growing la
favor, gradually allowed himself a
wider latitude In his remarks until tho
town paatod much of Its time conjec
turing "what kVd daa't to aay next"
On a not day when the simoom whis
tled aayly up the street of the town,
depositing everywhere Its burden of
sand, the editor brought forth thlageas
oftkOBght:
"All the windows along Main street
need washing badly."
Tho aezt morning be was waited on
by a platoon of Indignant citlsens, who
confronted him with tbe parairaph la
question freak from the !uoda of tho
coasposltor and Informed him fiercely
that ho bad gone too far. After a hasty
and aorrtfled glance ho admitted that
he had. It now read:
"AH tbe widows along Main street
need washing badly." Everybody's.
His Mother's Ruse Failed.
A Kansas City professional man,
who Irpromlnently Identified with Mis
souri -poiltlcs, tell the following story
on tilaiaielfi
"My f(sks moved from Indiana to
Joaaaoa oonaty, Mo., when I was alx
year of ago. We settled on a farm
near Peldan. The first Sunday wo
wet tter aad while the family was
prspislag for Bunday school It wu
asiBfatU that I did not have aay
shef. Hi mother, nallxlng that folk
wotM talk' If on of her children mad
kto laft-pabllc appearanc barefooted,
aagffotosd that I bar a cloth tied
aNfUaf one, foot to create the Impres
sion that I waa unabl to wesr aboea
Waa of a sore foot. Both rag wu
on me. Everything went along
smoothly, and I learned all about bear
eating the bad children up when I
katfw Hlekar from n boy I ftr
waal sVskod. ;', pointing to my
ft fatt I flaaea. downward.
Tfc rag had slipped off,- and my
momr roo wa xpodt"-Kaaaas
CHANGE OF TIME
Klamath Lake
Railroad
, la Coaaectloa With
Mclntlrc-Strtw
Stage Line
DAILY
EFFECTIVE AI'Bll. 10, 1008
From Klamath Falls to San Fran
cisco and all points between
Thrall and same.
Leave Klamath Falls 4: A.M.
A rrive at Spencers 7 :10
Leave Spencer H:
Arrito at Pokegama 11:
Leave rokegama,g.UR.ll :15
Arrive at Thrall 1 :15 I'- M.
Uave Thrall, a. r. as.
train No. 15 at 2:25
Arrlte at San Francisco 0:28 A. M.
SO hours and 28 minutes, Klamath
Falls to ran Francisco. Train No.
13 on S. 1'. leaves Thrall 6.S5 p. m.
arriving at San Francisco 11:28 a.m.
Klamath Falls to Portland
Leave Klamath Falls as above.
Leave Thrall, 8.P. train No. 16, 1 :32
p. in. ; arrive at Portland 7:65 a. m,
27 hours and 66 minutes, 'Klamath
Falls to Portland.
Ha Francisco to Klamath Fl's
Liave San Frani isco at 2:20 p. to.
arrive at Thrall at 6:01 a. m.
Leave Thrall at 0:30 a. m.; leave
Pokegama at 0 a. m.; arrive at
Klamath Fall at 6 p. m, Dinner
at Spencer, leaving there at 1 p.m.
Shortest time ever. SO hour and
40 min. San Francltco to Klamath
Falls. No other ronte does it. This
is the cheapest and beet way. Fare
IS, either direction between Thrall
and Klamath Fall.
Want 'em in a hurry
Thatt'a the case nine times out of every ten when
you need groceries. When you get caught In this
nrrilramerii lust call UD 51t3 VOll'll get 'CHI
In a hurry.
Van Riper Bros
"Get the Habit"-Use Chase 6 Sanborn's Coffees.
Heavy Freighting a Speclctty. Baggage Orders Are
Given Prompt Attention
0. K. Transfer & Storage
Company
Having up-to-date piano
trucks we solicit your PHONES
fine piano moving
KENYON a THOMPSON, PROPRIETORS
Of lire IS71
lUrn (171
Residence (143
CHAS. rl WOKDKN
President
FKKD MIXIIASK
Vl'e-l'nsUUnt
The American Bank and
Trust Company
Cardial Slock $100,000
.CftJtn for DUtJnea, ..very day in the year .xcept Sundas and
legal holidays. Interest Paid on Savings Deposits
KLAMATH FALLS, OKEGON
A. M. WOKDKN
Cashier
ntttli SCIIAI.I.OCK
Asx'l Cnslmr
mm
Incorporated November 28. 1900
Statement of Condition
,,,1)1 (he
Klamath County Bank
Klamath Falls, Oregon
DECEMBER 31, 1007
RESOURCES
I)niiH niul I)lncouiit8 S340.530.1JO
UoIkIbuiuI Securities . .. 03.52G.Ul
Henl Kstntv, HuiltlliiKH unil
Flxturcd - 14,74r.in
Cusli mid Slyht Exchanjio-. 106,247.00
f 885,040.51
UABnJTTES
Cnpltnl Stock, fully pnld. 1 100,000.00
Surpltiit nnd ProlltH . . 21.7S3.11
Due Other ItankH .. . 32.OO0.U4
Deo.-iitH .. 431,205.-10
S58fl.040.51
I, Alex Martin, Jr., Cashier of tliu alivriininnl
hank, do solemnly swear that the above slate
nunt U true to the heat of my knowl.ili-ri xtnl l Jtrf
AI.KX MAltTIN, Jit., Cashier
SuliKTlUd and awnm to t-efore me this Mil d
of Jnmiary, llH.
(S'ttlf C-. II. WiTiiium
Notary Cuhllc for UtrKWi
orncEKs
ALEX MARTIN President
E.R.REAMES Vice-President
ALEX MARTIN, JR. Cashier
LESLIE ROGERS Ass't Cashier
Pioneer Bank of Klamath Basin
WOOD WOOD
Sixteen inch and four foot wood in any quantities.
Orders can be left at Navigation Co., Phone 461
or K K K Store, Phone 174
JT PfF.TTaT.R Wood Yard and Office
. 1a. f lilAlil Near C1y ,,,,
Phone 84
The , Eldred Company
F. G. ELDRED, Manager
Bonanza, Oregon
Saddles, Harness and Supplies
We make a specialty of first-class, guaranteed,
hand-made Saddles and Shaps. Our Saddles
have an established reputation.
Orders From Everywhere Solicited
MILLS ADDITION LOTS
are Advancing in Value
When blocks in Mills Addition were offered
nt bargain priceii a number of iihrunil lines
turn botiKht; hince that time vnlue lme
increnKed materially.
These Lots are Bargain Buys
at present price, and thrro Is every reason
to anticipate an advance in priccH. Remem
ber theflo lota nro F1TTY feet In width ami
ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FEET
deep-more than double tho area of mott
town lots offered to lnvc.torn.
FRANK IRA WHITE
CAPT. O. C. APPLEGATE
FRANK WARD
Land Salesmen.
Office on Fifth Street
The Gem
Restaurant and Lodging House
Special accommodations for Family Dinner Par
ties. The largest and best arranged eating house
In the city. Open day and night.
Announcement
Having purchased the entire stock of Furniture
fromB. St. George Bishop I will be pleased to
meet all his old friends, and also extend a cordial
welcome to the many new residents of Klamath
County. Our line' is complete, and lots' of goods
are on the road from the best supply houses in
the cities.
W. H. DOLBEER
Successor to B. St. George Bishop
H. BOIVIN
Plumber and Steamfitter
Klamath Falla, Orego
Strictly First-class Work
Estimates Furnished
Phones: Business, 300; Residence, 604
Bennett's Feed Stable
" ..-SBMBSSSBSSSI
.!! UJlL. bsjj
Next to Martin'! Mill
Now Open for Business
The Chute System of Feeding which permits Stock
getting their Mill, has been installed
Plenty of Wagon Room
JASPER BENNETT. Propdetor
East End Meat Market
CRISLER ft STILTS, Proprietors
Prime Beef, Veal. Mutton, fork and Poultry
Fresh and fund Meats and 8ausaBes of all kto
Wa handle our meats in tho moat modern way lnW'
tineas and surroundings. Try us and wa will ""
happy to hnvo you for a customer. Free Dellv?' '
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