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THE OUR MAGAZINE SECTION . ADVOCATE THE LOST BUTTON B r JAM E S F. D W Y E R < « by abort glory 1 '» * Co.) OM EBODY baa defined crime aa “ Ilia momentary victory o f a hereditary craving over common ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦i : sen»«." In the eaae o f the two lillflllans, the same craving manlfagt- ! i-'j Itself In each mao at Hie same mo ment. 'I Ida was peculiar. The de Br D OUGLAS M A LLO C H al: » came upon ea h o f the brothers < ; ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ » ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ to puaai-»» two blooded horses belong 1X7 A R K so careful o f our apeerli ing to a neighbor, and common seuse » * M h.-n strangers Moron, leat we was routed In the struggle to suppress the craving. ciirately, we would find that moat o f VJALS OF H A T E say tlie Borrows and upheaval» which Some word unkind. The Gllflllans got tba horses, and, Our lips we Incidentally, the sheriff got the Gll- M* )NO lb « many potaonoua thing* gnaw away our peace and happiness, leach which w * humane nr* prut»« lo j ara directly traceable to this common T o guard themselves by night and tillans. A stern Judge conducted the Judicial Inquiry and. unable to see rarry «bout ua, and uncork with more | seourge. day. In all grades o f society, among all For fear some careless, thoughtless that the brothers were victims o f a or l«aa frequency. ara tha diminutive craving banded down from a horse- peoplea, hale la ever Becking new vic stale o f hal*. . word loving ancestor, be sent them to Kn- Hidden In lb « heart. th e «« hone* tims. May by Hie passing throng h# beard Infa p -r'te n !' ry for «eve*» veara. It lifts up Its flattened hand like a •ra brought forth when tba b«art Tbla was unfortunate, 'ih e younger boela a lllllo faalar tbnn la lla wont deadly snake and shows Its frightful But with our own I— wife, brother, HilAllan was consumptive, and Kn- friend. under tba preeaure of aottia Imaginary fangs at every opportunity, spitting O r husband, alster, mother, air#— iota's “ l.lttle H ell“ was not an Ideal Wrong, to l>a acuttered hrnadcaat. venom and striking from unexpected gullo regardlraa o f w lirr« they may places with the stvlftne*» o f a rntfler. Words that old friendship may offend. health resort. Three months nfter That burn tha heart o f lavs Ilk* sentence the boy « o »cm to Hi«“ Jail Character quails before Its terrible fall or whom tliay may Injure. hospital, and became Brndy Imbued Are, I f wa roulil mraaura tba truth ac- bias with the feeling that he would not re- Homes are darkened and sorrowed W e sow like thistle* ev'rywhere. I cover hie health. The sentence had by the plague It carries through the And kill life's roses with Hie tare. emaehed up the laet ounce o f vitality back door, to flnd lla way to Hie draw- Yet bow taiportant words o f ours that wae holding the fort egalnst the Ing room and the bedchamber. T o those who love us 1—ev ’ry dleeaee, and the prisoner was sinking Some one has Uncorked a vial of phrase rapidly. hate when blaring bugles rail to tv nr Makes life's hard highway bloom with Now, prisoners In Jail hospitals re- and nations are turned from their “ Qreat piaaauraa ara flowers i reive no tobacco. Whether the prlsou peaceful pursuits to face the killing much laaa traquant than Or drifts the snowj. across their medico believes that the brand sup gtma; some one hue uncorked a rial —, groat p a in * " _ w ays; plied to the numbered Inmates la a o f hate and ruined the chaste name o f We make their summer, make their a lovely maiden. compound that can only be safely con ' T ' l l U man who litt«r«<l tbla rxp re* spring. sumed by the physically strong Is not All along the pathway o f life, hate — alon wraa a philosopher. whose Their winter, autumn—everything I known, but the weekly supply allowed Itlilloaophy la marked try Iba ralbar leaves nothing hut aohs and tears, to a prisoner on the “ works” Is Im aarluua »law o f Ufa w lililí la to ba creped doorways, etirtulned w in dow * The passing stranger inny not hear. mediately cut off If he Is taken to the crow d minds and bleeding hearts. Or stranger hearing may not heed notad In tba phrgaa quotad alióte. A fte r all the human emotions have Hut when your word cuts some one hospital. The dearth of tobacco a f I.lfa to David Huma waa a aobar fected the consumptive Gllflllun. He near thing a thing to be taken with aarl been mustered to the front. carefully For endleaa days some heart may craved a "chew,“ and In distress he ouaoeoa and regarded aa a aiepplng weighed and tnajierted. it will he acquainted the brother o f Ids craving alona to aoma futura a ila lrn re where found that hate Is the moat treach bleed— by what la In Jail parlance known as o n «’# atnlua would h« determined by erous. Hie most pendatent, dangerous How many know the torture of The knife that stubs. In bauds they a "stiff.'’ With a pin the sick man Ida fondue! here. “ firiwit plcuaur#»" and destructive. scratched Ida wants on Ihe loose leaf I f we suspect that we have a rial o f . love. were scarce In Ida Ufa mol not nearly of a liymn book, nnd In due time the ao frequent ua “ grout p a in *“ In fuel, hate hidden In the pockets o f our Ixive gives no license, friendship right. pitiful note, after pausing through Hie II la aafe to any tlnil great plenaurea hearts, or beneath our tongue* let us T o hurt because they love us so. hands uf a dozen prisoners, reached w e r» viewed naknnee by non o f the proceed without another moiiieiit •s de the healthy brother, who was learning aeliool o f Iia\Id llutne. who rihalned lay to flnd It and fling It away, so that But greater duty, more delight. T o guard from wounds the ones we to manufacture boots In the prison Hie Idea o f tlie I ’urtlana that plrosure wa may preserve our good name. His workshop. know— tranquility o f our home and our coun waa an Invanllon o f Ute De» It and mual try and perhaps the salvation o f our Kind not to travelers alone. The elder Gllflllan hud deep pools he Indulged »eldone soule But tn oor house, and to our own. o f sentiment beneath a rough exterior. Hum« la beat known aa a hlatortan ltd br UrClur« N»»a<ap*r Sr»Slr»l» > idS by M e i’ lurs N » « « p a p « r flyndlcmts > Furthermore, he took no heed o f con and philosopher. Ills heal known sequence* H e pictured the sick works are an "Inquiry Coneernlng the brother, waiting tobacculms In the I'rtnelplea o f M orals“ ami a ''History dreary hospital, and he took a chance o f ICnglanil.“ the lirai written In a to supply him. The chance was a philosophie vein while Hie latter la risky one. W hile passing the tarred purely htalorle. In Hie year 17Ô4 11 nine hospital yard he dexterously Jerked » published the first part of hl» “ II!» (?----- ;------ “T — l------- ---------- .------------------------- X - - ’ iT * --------------:---- small cube o f tobacco to the white- lory o f England." hut II wa» tud until faced brother, who happened to lie 1701 Hint lie completed It. I l l » “ Inquiry walking up and down Inside, and he Into the Principle« o f Morals'' wna breathed a tremendous sigh o f relief written and published In Hie year 1752 when be became certain that Hie war T in publication o f the "llla to ry of der In charge o f the squad bad not England“ brought considerable fame lo noticed the action. The elder Gllfll- lla author and he was well rewnrded lan waa not afraid o f any punishment financially for Ida worn. In addition tbut might fa ll upon him self; be was to the royalties he recelvad from the afraid lest the morsel of tobacco would Meal o» «e publication o f Hie book, be received u be taken away from the aick youth ovre '• ( * * pension from the government because who craved the delicacy. I i » m t f»»-» o f the reputation It made for him. But Nemesis wus galloping on the I» scuoce ■VAA» ■ • Hume was born April ’„’ll. 1711, reck ,-o -a I heels o f the two GIIBIIan.». Warder C « » » 0 v e * f ^ -1 Tool V t e c t oning Hie years by (be old atyln calen Hulatrode, looking down from his »»i e « « « » » . ¡I . dar then In vogue. In 17-11 he beenrar IMMCh on the south tower, saw the secretary to (¡n ie ra i St. f l a i r and trav movement and Bulstrode waa u con tded with him to Hie court» o f Vienna scientious officer. Five minutes after, and Turin on hehnlf-of the llrltlah gov the younger brother was stripped of ernment. In (Ida eupudty lie procured the miserable g ift and the giver was much valuable material which wa» dragged before the chief warder and later used In »»rltlng Ida lllatory. lie sentenced to seven days’ dark cell for died In Kdluburgli. Scotland, Hie year n breach o f prison discipline. In Jail, Hint the American Declaration o f ln- charity la a virtue that Is promptly dr|>endence was signed.— Wayne D smothered when the powers that be Mi Murray. become aware o f Its existence. ( A t>y G s o r g * M a i f h * w A d a m a ) It was the elder UIIBtlun's first In troduction to the dark cell. When he was pushed Into the vvlndovvless cham ber, the horrible. Intense, suffocating darkness closed In upon him like a smothering pall. Blind and stupefled, F lo w e r it* th** r m n n lr d w a ll he groped his way around the bare I plu<*k you ou t o f Ihn cra n n ie s, walla, the horror piercing him through J h old you h srs. r o o t find a ll in my hand. and through like un Icy sword. A fter opyrigM---- 0 \/£A Y > W P € A L lt t la flo w e r but I f I co u ld u n d ersta n d ward he flung himself on the stone W h a t you ara, r o o t and a ll. and a ll In floor and lay like a man stunned by a I should* know what lied and man la | Mncupple. Fry by spoonfuls ill deep ful o f whipped cream. Then add fine- i terrlflc blow. ly chopped pineapple and candled —Tennyson. I *ut. Home hours Inter he thought o f the cherries ; freeze as usual. button. A medical student, who had Pineapple With Cheese. LUSCIOUS P IN E A P P L E once undergone a term o f Imprison Pince a slice o f plm-apple In the Pineapple Cake. ment at Enlotu, had promulgated a Make an angel food baked In a theory by which the mental agony pro ■ p i.N 'K A IT I.E S like other frulla are center o f bond lettuce, put u hall o f cream cheese In the cavity o f the pine sheet. Cut and put together In layers, duced by dark-cell treatment could be never better than when served apple slice, sprinkle well with French using a tilling o f whipped cream considerably relieved. H e advised all and eaten freali. But we are glad to dressing and rlred egg yolk. » sweetened and flavored with shredded prisoner friends who might visit "the have n few runs during the season pineapple well drained, added to the j doghole” to toss a button Into the air, when they are not In the market lo cream. Pineapple Dessert. and while away the time by searching help out In the menu planning. Arrange on Individual pinte» a slice for It on hands and knees In Hie dark Aa a salad there la nothing more de o f pineapple for each serving. In Hip ness. The student understood the lirious Ilian crisp hearts o f lettuce value o f little thing* and he recog with the Juicy diced fruit sprinkled center o f each slice place a cone of «l> ap .r Union » i®, h lee cream and sprinkle with chopped -o nised the fact that a continuous hunt over It dressed with a good French nuta. for a missing button would drag the or mayonnalar drea»lng. 'H E YO UN G LADY mind awuy from the tlack abyss of Frozen Pudding. Pineapple Fritters. ACROSS THE WAY Insanity. Make n custard o f a pint o f milk, Gllflllan, groping blindly In the dark Prepare n fritter batter, lining one ness, remembered the advice. llv, cupful o f flour, one half leaupoonful three egg yolks, a cupful of sugar und , ripped a button from his striped Jacket o f baking powder, n pinch o f anil, two a pinch o f » a lt; airain, add a ten- and tossed It Into the thick air. Lis well beaten egg», oiie-hulf cupful o f spoonful o f »untila and almond ex- ! sugnr and one half cupful o f milk. truci mixed, then fold In the whiles of tening Intently he heard It fall In a far-away corner of the cell, and on Beat well, add one cupful o f ahredded the eggs beaten until »HIT, and a cup- hands and knees he started to search for It. S' OÜR OWN S' OMETHING TO THINK ABOUT F. A. WALKER K A 1 DHO SAID 31 S C H O O L 1 lA DAIJS 0ÙA iÆl ^ v r tlfL The sport fa»*-lnutrd Mm M h rg i„ discovered Ihe lueial disk lie »pun I Up and again alurfed lu pur».ul | |„ leaden hours rolled by stout., but ,1 m game continued. Mintiun blessed n „ button. He began to feel a lin e for It He railed lo It «rhea II bid from Mm in Ihe cracks between the cold «tones and he cried hysterically over it when be discovered II after a long search. It seamed alive. It became a companion to him tn that horrible black vault Ipto which not one single ray o f light came to pierce the darkness. It waa on the evening o f the s n U day that N'emeals ctlacbcd with H!1 Allan. The p r i m e r had, ii> to that moment, thrown the button up a thou sand times and found It on end occa sion by laboriously »«arching on n_n 1» and knees. But on the e»enlng of tbe sixth day a peculiar Incident ha}q»-ned. The prisoner threw the button up Into the blackness, but It ¿Id not come down again, Gllflllan waited with aching ears lo bear tba tinkle o f the metal oa the atone, but i t heard no sound. The button d Jd rf {a il, and tlia alienee that tilled the cell aa he Moot! listening hnrt him. H e clenched his teeth to strangla a scream o f terror Hiut fear pushed to hie lips. What turn w ron g} The prisoner*« iresa*’ l e f knee« g a v « cy nnd. r him and he sank to tlie floor. Ilia hands moved out Into the darkness and commenced to feel tbe stone tc-oi.ug, but every nerve was l«U L On every other occasion when lie had tossed up the button he had heard It (a ll distinctly, but he was certain that there was not the slightest round after the last toss. Still, he would search. The hot bands crept over the atone* eagerly, feverishly. The fingers worked madly, but the bare floor mocked their search. There was no button: Again and again *lh e prisoner searched. Through the cold hours o f the night he crawled backward and forward till each Joining tetw een those tombstones o f hope seemed fam iliar to bis blind Ungers. But there was nothing on Ihe floor. The button had not fallen after he had Jerked It Into the blackneas! Gllflllan tried to think. Why had It not returned? he asked himself. What had happened to It? There wag noth ing above him but bare walla, and yet— 1 Where was It? Again and again he whispered the question o f the thick black pall that seemed to heave around him. H e asked It In a louder tone. He screamed It. Then some thing Ilk# a laugh eame from one cor ner o f that brain destroying pit of horror, and Gllflllan was panlc-atrlcken. Imagination, contrary to the opinion o f scientific expert*. lies In the atom- ach. and the bread and-water diet that Gllflllan had been receiving waa not sufficiently weighty to keep It down Tlie prisoner began to see things. The thick waves o f cur»e-encrusted dark ness welled up from the corners and smothered him. Invisible hands grasped bis throat anil strangled him. Ha kicked at the door leading into the dark corridor opening into the main wing, but W arder Tomlinson of the night watch waa slightly deaf and did not hear him. H e raced round tlie tell with Terror— grasping, gibbering T e r ror— at hla heela, and the »tone vault echoed to bta wild screams uf agony. When W arder Dunworth opened the door on the morning of the seventh day to acquaint Gllflllan o f,th e fact that hla term In dark cell waa over, the hands o f Terror had completed their work. The prisoner’s face war battered beyond recognition where he had dashed against the walls In hla mad race, and be shrieked wildly when the warder attempted to drag him Into the light. Eleven years afterward, when an enlightened prison controller did awuy with the dark cells, the tuasons. tear ing down the black vault at Enlota found a Jacket button securely fas tened In a thick cob wet neur tbe cell ing o f the cell. But In the criminal ward o f Enlota Insane asylum a pris oner still spends his days and nights hunting for that button. Comprehensive An actress who was compiling her autobiography sprinkled It plentifully with photographs which had little to do with the story. Among them wa« one o f the Matterhorn. “ Why this?” asked the prospective publisher. "A s you see, I have labeled It T lie Mi^terhorn. which I once partly climbed.’ ” “ I see. And while we are about It we'll Just run In one and label It •The earth, where- all this took place.’ " Painful Popularity Regain Production. The bureau o f animal Industry aays that pepsin Is procured In the follow- FIRST A. M. £. ZION CHURO* lo g manner: Young pigs are taken ¡417 W illiam s Ave.. H . L e o Johnston and confined for aeveral days, then, minister. Walnut 667J after being starred, they are killed The Stranger’s Sabbath H om e and the stomarbo removed. T b e lln- ioga o f tbe atomacha are scraped and tbe pepsin extracted from the mucous SEVENTH D AY ADVENTIST 62nd Bt. and 99th Av«. S. E. membrane by tbe use o f n salt solu Sabbath School, 10 A. M. Bible tion. It Is then purified and treated Study, 11 A. M. Y. P. M. V. s o In n vacuum. H ew She Knew. IS IT S E A T O N ? HE Heatons tire o f Hootch origin. It was Henry Heaton who rama from Scotland In HIPO and settled In Gloucester county, Virginia, where he marrledfl’ll Isa belli Todd. There Is little known o f him hut from the meager records we cun see that ho possessed Ihe solid cliariieterlstlcg o f thrift, fore sight and godliness Hint usually dis tinguished Ids countrymen. T Although the Scotch »»oro not no numerous In the South as In souio o f Ihe Middle «tilles. Henry found fellow countrymen among hl.» neighbors and rnluhllNlied a lino of Seatons that may ho regarded us one o f the beat of Scotch Southern families. (Ino uf Ida many deaeemhints was Augustine, who married Mary Wins ton. And Ihclr sun, William Wlnslon Heaton, horn In 17S,'>, In King W illiam county, Virginia, was one of the tirsi American Journalists o f rtlatlnctlon lie was a cousin o f Patrick Henry, nnd though he was hern too late to participate In the HcvoltiHon he showed himself to be possessed o f Hie kind o f patriotism out of which our ItevidiiHonary heroes were made For many years be lived In Wash Iqgton, from 1840 lo 18,10. lie was founds* o f Ihe Pnlfnrlnn church In Washington, and when lie was seven ty-nlne years of age he acted as » privato In defense of Washington when It was attacked by the Southern fo rc e * The tnennlng o f the name casts an Interesting light on the early history o f the family. It Is said that In Scot- Inncl the nnme was given to men who lived In a sen town, or n town by the sen. T h e fond husband waa dressed and T h e use o f carbon diiulphlde Is recommended to destroy ants. Ponr a little o f the disulphide Into tbe open ings o ' the bills, and then clone them up. T h e vapors from the dianlpbide penetrate all the chambers and kill larvae aa well as adnlts. If enough ha* s been used. One treatm ent often does the work. Surely Out of Luck. by McClure N«w»|>np.r Syndicat» ) I In- young Indy across ihe way says Hie Income tax Isn't bringing In as much as It was nnd, she supposes the government »»ain't have much money on hand until the next bond Issue Is paid off and II gets the actual cush. 1(0 br Mcl’lur» N.w.p.p.r Syndicat*) P o lic# M agistrate Poet. H enry James Pye, who was appoint ed poet laureate o f England in 1790, became a London police m agistrate two yeara later. H is most pretentious work is an epic poem entitled “ A l fred,” which he published in 1801. Underground City. An underground city of 30,000 inhab itants, construct« d under the sands of the Sahara desest. not far from the M editerranean coa.tt, was recently vis ited by a Swiss traveler. It lies a few hundred fe e t below the d e ce it level. Ert*bii»h *4 a Ttar» la r»rUaa* C. G E E W O CHINESE MEDICINE CO. edies. In their make-up no poisons or narcotics srs used; p e r f e c t l y harmless, and m a n y ! roots and herba that 1 he u s « are unknown to the medical profession o f today. A V O ID O PE R A TIO N S by takimr his remedies In time fo r Stomach, Cooahs, Colds, Rheu matism, Kidney, Lun*r. Liver, Catarrh. Blood. Inflammation, Neuralgia and all female and children's ailments. Call or writs. Sent by mail or parcel post. C. G E E W O CHINESE MEDICINE CO. » 4 A M .r S t m t, 8. W. C .rn .r Tklrg Bleaching Beeswax. Beeswax may be bleached by run ning in thin ribbons through a ma chine and allow ing It to remain in the sunlight. Some beeswax bleaches more readily than others. I t w ill take several weeks to bleach It. Fights fo r H er Dog. A woman walking w ith her dog In Harlesden, England, saw It run over and killed by a m otor bus. Screaming, she pulled the* d riv e r from the seat and- gave him a heating. Then sob bing. she fe ll down in the street by the dog’s body. Pencil’s Composition. The first lead pencil was made in England In the Elizabethan era, but as a m atter o f fact, it was not a lead pencil at all. but a graphite pencil such as we w rite w ith today. Sudden Change Fatal. Deep-sea fishes, such as the red snapper, when th ey are brought up from great depths too quickly burst, as the sud^jn change is too great for the capacity o f th eir air bladders. Heatry Sarcasm. A publisher once made some altera tions In a manuscript submitted by Artemus W ard. W ard made his re sentiment very plain. “ The next book I w rite,” he wrote, “ I am going to get you to w rite ." Taka Name From Farm. In N orw ay and Sweden many hired men and girls, and som etimes even the son or daughter o f the farm er, take the name of the farm they liv e on. Religious Dissentients. Recusants, a term used under the penal laws o f England, w ere those persons who refused or neglected to attend the divine service on Sundays or holidays in the established church or to worship according to its forms. HAS ENJOYED SUCH UNEX PECTED SUCCESS IN THE PAST YEAR THAT WE HAVE DECIDED TO ADD A FEW MORE BEAUTIFYING PREP ARATIONS TO OUR L IM IT ED BUT EFFECTIVE L IN E T h e fo llo w in g is o u r c o m p le te lis t Canned Peaches In Demand. Canned peaches from the United design until It wns no more tliun an States are shipped to 100 differen t Imitation o f the aaciiticlal altar from which It originally evolved many hun countries. dreds o f years before. Scenic Food. Still, it you slow down to enjoy the W ill Found in O ld Shoe Frank Calto o f Pittsburgh wa* scenery, passing cars w ill make you »vealthy. When he died aeveral year« eat It.— Quincy Whig-Journal. T h ere are 407 species and subspecies o f birds found in Florida. — Science Service. 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Mollyfcloaco f t . 90 psjir Is a special hair straightener for men; positively guaranteed to straighten the most stubborn hair In from 10 to 10 minutes without the use o f hot irons. W ill not injure the scalp or turn the hair red. AGENTS Old Alabama Church. W ife-—Next time you spend un eve ning at the dub plea.w let me know Buhama Baptist church, in East If I am to keep b -ikfast waiting for Lake, Birmingham, claims to be the you.— Klods Hans (Copenhagen). oldest In Alabam a with a history back o f It o f 106 years. More than a hundred million t ’lilneae worship the I’ anchan lama, the Tibetan living Buddha. This religious leader was once a poor boy of the streets and 37 years ago he was elevated to his present eminence by rtlea known only In the Inner Buddha c irc le * H e U worshiped aa a living god. Preaching I I s. m. and 8 p. tn. Sunday School 10 * m. B. Y . P. U. 6:30 p. m. -------- » -------- B E T H E L A . M. E. C H U R C H Larrabee and M cM illen Streets Rev. F. X . Runyon, Pastor. E. L. Jameson, Assistant - ■ "E unice says ahe la the unluckiest g irl In tbe world.“ “ W hat’s the m at C. GEE WO, U m well known H«rb*2i«t, h u ter now ?" "S h e was Just about to mad« a lif« study of marry a traveling man when be was th« curstiv« properties p t*»e**«d by O rients! admitted to the firm and now be w ill Roots, Herbs, Buds and be at home all the time.“ — N ew York ! Bark, and therefrom compounded hi« truly Globe. wonderful Her be rem M aking a Long £v«nin| Milliona W orship Lama ET. PH ILLIPS MISSION Destroying Ants. Mrs. Langtry, the former actress, who has been publishing her memoirs, was once the Idol o f London society. So Intense was the excitement she aroused that on one occasion a girl Honeybee on the Job. seated In H yde park, being mistaken A honeybee spends more tim e in the for her, was so badly hurt by the at hive than she does outside and makes tentions o f the crowd that she was only about thirty-two honey-hunting taken unconscious to the hospital. tripe In her lifetim e.— Science Service. ago relatives searched for his will In vain. Recently It waa found In the shoo o f a dead son that he had treat ured. It gave *10,000 to his wife. “ If I »»ould die without explaining this paper to yon, I hop# our beloved ton In heaven will help you Bud It,” It rend In part. ciety, 2 P. M Mm. K. O. Johnson, leader. Visitors welcome. wslting for his wife. He stopped pac Rodney at K nott St. ing Lack and forth long enough to In Morning service, 11 it. m.| Hun- quire: “ P len ty o f tim e And just ¡day School, 12 m. Archdeacon bow do you know we have plenty of Black in charge; Mr. D. 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