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About The advocate. (Portland, Or.) 19??-19?? | View Entire Issue (July 25, 1925)
THE ADVOCATE I contributed a series of article« to s leading inegazlne, was employed h, 1 one sheet to Investigate and to search, i light the mystery. Two hours after the disappearance ' Hester street was blocked to traffic. I Ten thousand theories bad Lee a ml ■ vanced up to that time. The Ihlng was Incomprehensible. »# •»*•# •«*»*«»»****«•*•« From s «until -balcony, 4b feet nbove Br C LAR E N C E L. H AY the ground. In one of the moot thickly populated districts In lbs world, a (A fcjr” ■ h . i r t ' « t o r y l ab C «.) i child had been spirited away right I from under his mother's eyes, and five HE most Important person on Hester street waa "Unldy i ad detectives, eleven policemen, three I spook authorities end three thon. • din.” but “ Baldy" waa not aware of the high esteem In people were unable lo u.i oow the HE Y O U N G LADY ■ thing had been dons. whlrh ha waa held. Ilia Inability to As It often happen* In caves, of toe ACROSS THE W A Y estimate hla oven Importance resulted from a lack of years. He wn* but i kind, Caparelll, senior, wn« saved tour, and at that Interesting period o 1 much of the anguish that tha disap life ono li not able to recognize bis pearance o f the boy brought to his wife. a messenger had been dis •tutus In the coiumuolty. It was on one day In early spring patched to acquaint the father, after teak out old frlemla whom you have IN A N E W D O M AIN that “ Maid/ Fudden" surprised Hester Investigation had proved that ‘'Baldy” was not on or around the home reser for aomn rauae or uiiolher long neg- •(reel, and made Its mixed population ■ \X 7H IC N you urn dejected and shsd- Iailed, lake hrlak walk* In the oiien uae up all the expreablona of astonish- f vation, but It happened to be one of * » u « i durkeu your •{>!r l l ; when fh# air, hatha In tha sunshine. and In a merit they knew, ’itnldy” dlsap- ! those days when fool things happen one after ths other. Caparelll, senior, ■un haa Inal Ita cheer, iiml Ilia haauly abort time you will he aioaxeil al the peered I It waa not a common disap had been transferred from hla regular and ilia fragrance of the fiuwera are Improvement In both your bodily and pearance resorted to by the ordinary : gang that morning, and had been sent goue, It la time tu look abuu fur a mental proweeo. child w I.** wishes to make Its parents out to the Bronx to assist on a dump. You will find that the old aluggleh- uew domain. familiar with lha agony produced by a The messenger was an Italian new to It la not ao innrli a new physical neaa haa been loal aotoewhere along temporary pulling; It - -is a «rarttlne. 1 ” * city, aod not having any money domain tliut you need n* a new im-ntnl the way. that your mentality la more mysterious disappearance, that ktlrreu | In lot a »session at the moment he duinaln, «h are thought* lire changed alert, that there la a new reat In life, I lie East sale from the “ i'anhiindle'' to j ran to ...-quaint Ills countryman o f the and joyotia vUlun* troop gaily by a atronger heat of the heart, two ile ll's Kitchen.” iniafor*: n . *nd, furthermore, laboring brighter eyea and two rheeka of a agulnat uiifaiulllar background. The Cupurellis Occupied s front umitr Idea that Ibe Bronx was but Tlia old notion that alien one la router hue whoee reflection In the apartment on the fourth floor of a ten j 1 a few hundred yards away, he »farted tired out In body and bruin, one heed* looking glnaa la a delight to behold. rment In-use and on (he morning of | to walk. While he was plugging gal And the mod gratifying part of all to recuperate lu «(range landa. la (he mysterious disappearance Mr*. Ca- lantly northward the myltery In lies may be the thought that you wrought taboo. parelli placed her son on the little Iron ter street was deepening, and Cnps- To dlamlaa ruatomary routine, vex- the wonderful change by your own tire balcony overhanging the street. ! reilL senlo., was busily engaged shov lug thought*, la really the principal will without attending anything except The I alrony w as but four feet long eling refuse o f va~ ous kinds that was energy, which needed the thing to do. Whan you ran do tbla your and two wide, with a railing that was being dumped Into the plL you will dlarovar to your delight that rhangea to atlr It up and «(art It go twice the height of Caparelll, Junior, At five o'clock In the evening Hesfe- your former energy rr»|>onde to your ing again at Ita ruatomary gait. uml It had neither trap nor ludder. Ig by MeClur* N»«.pe|>«r Byndleelel street was a seething mass of eager rail with an alacrity that la aatonlah- The Aral and only thought which eyed, excited people waiting In an at tug leu[>ed with stunning force Into the mosphere charged with mystery. The Real Vicar of Bray Heat d»ea not aonalat of Indolence. mind o f Ihe womun compelled her to day, that had opened brightly, had The Vicar of llrny. of ballad fame, Idler.«** dulla the mind o f cuatomnrlly sprit... to the railing and Mare with turned da!1 and heavy, and on the Induatrloua man and woman, and In- wnu the Itev. Rymon Kymonda, who wild eye« Into the street beneath. But minds of people bora In southern Eu duraa another form of dleantlafartlon four tlmca changed hla religious faith I In* >ounu Indy n< tohm iii<* uuy * h >» there nos no commotion such as her and wrarlnaaa w hi rll la frequently between 1533 and 13M, tielrig Cath «!»•• should think Grrut llrltuln would Imagination had pictured. Everything rope the unaccountalle disappearance more i-xn>q«criiUng and nerve-racking olic under Ilenry VIII and Mary, and rut her pny the entire debt In cash end waa peaceful. H alf a dozen loafers of "Bald*’ Fudden" worked like menial yeast In raising all the terrors of the I’rotcatunt under Kdwnrd and HI I la •u\e the Interest. than la mental or ptiyalral labor. Mood around unconcernedly In fror past from the dark corners of their You may not be ronarlotia of It, but bel h. id ) by M eClur# N » w » p » p * f l y B d l r t l « . ) of Mulligan's s a l o o n : Pietro and llnp- brains. when you realize that you are tired llsto, the fruiterers Dext door, were It was half-past five wheo the first through and through, you are In n rut standing rhnttlng or the sidewalk, Illuminating ray pierced the gloom from which you mint pull youreelf out while the vendor o f popcorn, standing surrounding the happening. Baptlsto. by your own exertion, aided by faith nearly underneath the Caparelll apart who owned the fruit shop to the right In your atreng: i to do ao. ment, yawned lazily as he stnred at of the Caparelll apartment house, Change your diet, odd an extra hoar the passers-by. Furthermore, there dashed through the crowd that strag to your B leep b e fo r e midnight, depart was no trace of “ Baldy Fudden.” alive gled on the stairway, and shouted a from ruatoinnry amuaemi nta, puratte or dead, on the street or sidewalk. message over the heads of the women an entirely different courae In readla.-. The woman, frantic with apprehen sympathizing with the mother of the sion. screamed out a torrent of ques lost boy. tion* to the men on the street, but “ Caparelll!” he screamed. “ Capa they signified In a dozen different ways thut they were Ignorant of the relll I Ah. Mother of God! Caparelll has the child I He has him! Ah. If Is o / lm o n g th e whereabouts of her son. good, good I Caparelll Just telephoned Unless “ Baldy” had suddenly grown that he had ‘Baldy’ ! Ah. 't Is good’ wings nn 1 flown Into s p a c e, there were He haa him at de dump away out— but four wayu to account for his dis out. ah. yea—out at de Bronx!" appearance: The first and. of course, After screaming out the message he the most probable, wn* the theory that JOSEPH LE ID Y fainted In the hallway, hut upon being he had fallen Into the street, but the brought round, he relented the aston evidence o f twenty-five people, who ishing Information. Caparelll, senior, OMEI’ ll l.KIDY wav one o f the fore were In different positions In front of had spoken to him over the ’phor > moat naturallata of America, the the apartment house swept the sur from a rubbish pit far out In the more remarkable herauuc he was aelf mise to the scrap heap of knocked-out Bronx, and asked him to Inform Mrs. taught. ITnrtlenlly every hit of hi* suppositions. The peunut vendor of Caparelll that the child was safe, and wonderful knowledge of planta and fered to stake his Immortal soul that he, Caparelll. was then on his mtnerala and animal*, he acquired against ten cents' worth of nuts to way home ulth the lost one. hlmaelf without the aid of a teacher. prove thut nothing had fallen from the Hester street gasped. The mystery Ho waa born SeptemtM-r 0, 1 823, In Caparelll apartment, and the huge vol Philadelphia. It acern* tlmt he had ume of supporting evidence, added to was not yet explained—It hnd deep quite a talent for drawing and might, the fact that there were no parts of ened. What devilish agency had spir hid he follow«.! hla tlmt ambition, have "Baldy" visible, or no signs to prove ited the child away from his mother become a well-known artist. At alt that he had struck the street In a for to the place his father was working? teen he left arhool and took a position cible manner, proved that the peanut liou s Itallnns muttered their prayers na a drug clerk. While he waa not vendor was not reckless In wagering as they waited for the explanation that would be forthcoming. waiting on Cliatomera, he tiegnn study til* soul u rin s t a quart of nuts. Caparell’s arrival was something Ing botany and mineralogy and com The suggestion that someone, stand parative biology and such thing* and ing at a near-by window, might have that will he long remembered on Ihe learning so rapidly thut he was admit hooked “ Biddy” by means of a long East side. With "Buldy Fadden" on ted to ill« t illvemlly >f l ‘< mo* v I ratlin pole was also scouted, when the resi his shoulders he walked through u and took hla degree aa a medl.a! doc dents of the fiats to the left and right crowd of cheering, shouting people till tor when he »n * i.nly twenty-on«. had been excmln. A cousin of the he placed the boy In bis mother s lie went uhread and came to notice, niuvl Important puleuiitologlcul contri Caparelll» who. wnlle admitting that arms. Hester street wept. Excite 1 first, by hi* atudle* of tcrrrstrtHi gas bullón to the knowledge of the world she had seen "Baldy” on the balcony, women wnved tablecloths from the teropolds. which, iranalnied Into every wua a puper on «»m e vertebrate re was above Ssusplclon, lived to the right, windows, nnd men howled with Joy. day language, I* the form of animal mullía discovered In the phosphate beds Tbeu curiosity grasped the crowd and a brother workman of “ Baldy"«” life that crawl* on tl* *t»mach. He of South Carolina. In spite of the dry- father resided on the left. HI* repu with a clutch of Iron. The raoh swept made gome valuable addition* to sci na-duat sound of hi* work, hi* re "Generotity is the tation was unimpeachable. The roof around Caparelll. shrieking for expln ence bjr Id* work on f«»**ll horse* searches led him Into many Interest was now' the only place to look for nations. They screamed their que* flower of justice.” and waa the only American author to ing and romantic discoveries of dead traces of kidnaping, but the roof of tlons In a score of tongues, and pushed work on extinct vertebrnln nindly behind the laborer In their wild form* o f life. He died In l&ll. HESE words of Nathaniel Haw fered no solution l«' the growing my a- I According to recent profi'nsors, Ida l £ by U«urs* U t llb a * Adam«.) pursuit of knowledge. thorne have a striking resemblance lery. The Janitor hnd not unlocked Caparelll turned r.nd pnt up hi* to thut famous speech delivered by the trap door up to the time that I'ortlu In the court scene In "The Mer- “Baldy” had disappeared, and. ou hand. ” Pere Is leetle to tell," he said qui either side, the roof o f the house was chant of Venice.” Portia Is asking Shylock to be mer Inaccessible except by mean* of lad etly. "I see It all an’ I tank de good ciful, and when he asks why, she re ders and ropes, and regarding these Lord. ’Baldy’ has told roe Hat he was there was not the slightest trace »o on de balcony, yes, eet is so. ’Baldy' plies : prove that they hnd been used. Ths was dere, an' underneat’, ah. I tank The quality o f mercy I* not strain'd. mystery wn* stupendous. de good God, was de truck loading up It droppeth as the gentle rain from At ten o'clock five detective* of the de rotten bananas dat Biplisto send* heaven Italian squad, who thought they de to de dump. Ah. you see It - o w ! I t la out of *tl»nc* that all tha m a r * cd, cover with buttered crumbs and upon the place beneath; . . . ealoun things of human action, all tha bake until the crumbs ure brown. \ And earthly pow er doth then show lected the work of the "Black Hand,” ‘Baldy’ fell Into de rotten bnnnnas an apl« ndld thing» of human rouritK*. all llkeat (tod a were busy on the spot Eleven police sink down In dem. You understand tha aubltina offering» of faith, haa When mercy aeaaona Juattce . . , men wrestled with the crowd nnd No one see him. an' when he fall de •prung.—-H. J. Marrow». Rhub.vrb Pudding. Nathaniel Hawthorne, one of the clews In turn, and Mrs. Capurelil. In driver whip up his horse an' not sedln Cut fresh rhubarb Into small pieces, i lending American literary figures, was between numerous hysterical fits, gave •Baldy,’ drive my boy all de way out mix with stigur and put Into a baking FOOD A N D FEEDING '■ born In Salem, Mass., July 4, 1S04. He Interviews to thirteen different news to de dump where I was work. Ah. dish with well-buttered bread, left la I received Ids education In Bowdoln col- j paper men, who photographed the when 1 see my boy tipped out at m slices or cut Into rubes. Set In the lege and graduated from that Instltu- \ wonderful balcony and (lien rushed feet I tlnk hint dead I I cry an’ I cry fp iU C children of the family being oven to bake until the rhubarb 1s soft. away with the news. For the unex again, but he wns only stunned—” tlon In 18'JS. “ ■ very Important members, nbould bo Serve hot or cold, Hester street drowned his sohs with Ills literary work Is the result of plainable nnd unaccountable Is always thoughtfully fed. The English custom the most careful study. Following Ids news. I f “ Baldy" had been smashed a cheer that went rushing away up ot huvtng a mid« of tludr own, where graduation from college he lived a life up on the street like hundreds of | toward Chinatown, M’hpn II had dici they ant not permitted liny compromise of retirement and devoted much time other East-side children, the Incident away, a shrill voice broke Ihe silence between what they ought to have and t(& it a i. Ws»tsrn^Ngoapm iaf Union t to writing tales and sketches. Few would have been of only paragraph with n yell o f; “d iu rn a l! Churnal! what they want, Is Ideal. The result Is sturdy, hculthy youngsters. This sys soooooooooooca^woooo of these suited him and the majority ■ alue. hut the fact that he hnd left the Orl about the flndin' of 'Baldy Fad of them were consigned to the fire. ! balcony by ways and meurs that sug- den.’ ” tem Is followed In some measure here, But the article by the spook author Tho survivors appeared In the maga posted the supernatural made the dis hut the most from necessity; others appearance of great new* value In a Ity thut hnd nppenred In the earlier zines and newspapers of the day. from Indifference allow the children "Baldy Fadden" ap edition hiu. been cut out. The hnnan Hawthorne's romance "Fanshawe" dull season. to eut lit the family table, often having By DOUGLAS M ALLO CH was published anonymously In 1832. peared In letters live Inches 1. ng. and truck had ousic.l the spooka In the food that Is extremely littil for Ihetn, because they et-y for II. For the sake and In 1837 his "Twice-told Tales" up. . special spook writer, who had just last round. O UR M AGAZINE SECTION WHEN BALDY FADDEN DISAPPEARED T T OMETHING TO THINK ABOUT £y F. A. W ALKER S A I S C H O O L D AljS | Á % OTADLES J 1DHO SAID T m o t ,1 h e r ’s C o o L B o o IW o U Tvw w tu i THE GLAD GIRL § o f Immediate pence, they are Indulged with a sacrifice of manners, morals and physique. The average mother cannot serve two hc I s of meals, so It Is necessary that for the good of the children such food as they may eat should lie served. Fortunately the young child who lots never been pam pered will it I but tittle variety to stimulate tin appetite. Taught early to like and eat all kinds of vegetables, the battle though fierce, will he short. Men and women are ntiteh mo e healthy, easy to live with and plena- untor to entertain who have been trained In youth to like all kinds of good food. Mashed Potatoes With Peanut Butter. Mash, season and whip boiled pota toes until light and Huffy. Heap Into a hot vetgetiilde dish and dot with spoonfuls of peanut butter whlrh haa been blended with dairy butler. When there Is a little chicken left over, not enough to serve, put u layer of cooked macaroni Into a buttered dish, add a layer o f the cooked chick en and a little cream or u thin white sauce; repeat, adding seasonings need- Y OU know the girl—a 11 laughter, fun. The life o f ev'ry party, who Cnn always answer ev’ryone, • Dares do what anyone will do, Who sings when all the rest are duinh. And—well, the girl who makes things hum? Young man I want to ask you, sir— She's great, but would you marry her? peared In hook form. This work re ceived Its title from the fact that It was a collection of articles that hnd previously been published In periodi cal*. Hhd thus wns literally being •’told” for the second time. Hawthorne's political offices con sisted of being the customs officer of the port of Boston; surveyor of the port of Salem; nnd American consul to Liverpool—an appointment ho re ceived front lit* old college chum. President Franklin Pierce. gome of the heRt known works of this nulhor nre. "Mosses from nn Old Mnnso," "House of Seven Gables," and "The Scarlet Letter." Hawthorne died nt Plymouth. N. H., May 18, 1804—-Wayne D. McMnrray. Turn Back to Greece for Ideals of Beauty Nowadays, no American city at tempts to prove her right to Cinder ella’s slippers. With the march of physlcnl culture nml rational dress, the tiny foot has become ns obsolete us the wasp waist of the forgotten nineties, and the Ideal of perfection Life's rather serious and sad. Is a reversion to that of the ancient It has Its problems, has Its woe, Greeks ns apotheosized In such sculp And more defeats n man has had tures ns tho Venus of Milo. Than victories In life, 1 know; Il Is the consensus of all critical And then n man will need a mate opinion thnt the artists o f no nation Still utidlscouraged, what Ills fate, have ever approached those of ancient Who wulks beside him up the hill Greece In the conception nnd Inter And bravely takes the good or III. p ratal Ion o f perfect beauty ns re ll£) by Oaorc* M »tth »w A dam ».) vealed In the human form. But In A wife, It always seems to me. •uch matters there Is always Ihe ques- Mott Ancient City Should Imve some depth of char Dntnn*cu* claims the distinction of Iton of taste or prejudice founded upon acter ; being Ihe oldest city In Ibe world. It custom or environment or'something Whatever need Ills need may lie, comes Into religion* history with the else connected with the personal point A husband ought to find In her. of view. Faith, rotiruge, Judgmeut, tenderness. advent of Abram. As capital o f Syria, the country Joining Palestine on the It was ut that bygone period when That Is the sort o f wife to bless, The best of wives for both tlielr sakes— north. It wns always of Importance ankles differed from those we see And thnt's the kind the glad gtrl to Ihe Jews. Apparently It has been nowadays thnt nn Irishman, then p»|i- an Important trade center from the ularly regarded ns a connoisseur of makes. most remote ages. yreltjr women, stigmatized Uiu Vuuu t® br MoClur* N * w .p .a «r Bvndloat*.) Finest Animal 8vgimmera. Chines« Wallsd City. Peking Is surrounded by a wall SO feet high and 40 feet thick. The wailed portion of the city la IS miles In r' ’ —.' «sn«*. The city I* one of the (ew walled places of size remain lag as they were In ancient time«. were placed end to end the line would stretch half-way across the Atlantic. A few weeks’ total would encircle the earth. Picturesque Cities. Damascus leads the world In pic turesque cities. Its bazaars are the moat Interesting In the Near East. One can buy there products of the looms of Persia, the silks of China and won derful brass and Inlay work. ST. PH ILLIPS MISSION Rodney at Knott St. --------o-------- S H IL O H B A P T IS T CHURCH 76th and £. Everett Ste. Preaching 11 a. m. and 8 p. tn. Sunday School 10 a m. B. Y. P. U. 6:30 p. m. B E TH E L A. M. E. CHURCH Larrabce and McMillen Streets Rev. F. X. Runyon, Pastor. E. L. Jameson, Assistant EatsMIdM« » Credit Mobilier Scandal. rM rs lit Portland C. G E E W O CHINESE MEDICINE CO. The Credit Mobilier, a construction company, organized under a charter from the Pennsylvania legislature, was c. r.zE wo. ths w«n known HffrbmiMt, hn« charged in 1872 with corrupting public mao« • lif« »tiidp o f office holders. It made enormous thff e u r t l i f t propertMn poaacoaod by Oriontnl profits from the Union Pacific rail Roots, Herb», Buds nnd Bnrk. nnd therefrom road. compounded hi» truly wonderful Herb» rem edies. In their make-up Maine Boundary Dispute. no poiaon* or narcotics are used ; p e r f e c t l y The “ Aroostook W ar" is the popu harmless, and m a n y ! and herbs that 1 lar name given to the move the state root» he uses are unknown of Maine made In 1839 to enforce its to the medical profession o f today. A V O ID O PE R A TIO N S by Utkin« his remedies rights on the territory claimed by in time for Stomach. Cough*. Cold». Rheu Kidney. Lung, Liver, Catarrh. Blood, itself and Canada. It cost the ztate | matism. Inflammation, Neuralgia and all female and [ children'» aiiment*. Call or w rit«. Sent by a million dollars. mail or parcel poet. Abolish “ Woman Killers-" The house of few rooms with wall beds and boilt-in features, long popu lar in California, is coming Into great er favor throughout the country. They accommodate the family Just s* well, save money in construction and are not “ woman killers.” C. G E E W O CHINESE MEDICINE CO. ta r , A Wer 8tr*»t. 8. W . 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Danger of Bad Teeth. “ Bad teeth are hotbeds of germs that may cause meningitis and blood poisoning," says Doctor Bronte, spe cialist of the government. YoiVWant a Good Position "I heard h« was out of work." " lie Is." "Then how cnn he maintain an ex pensive automobile?” "Thnt, my boy. Is a secret which haf ties master ndnds. Muny of n* ap parently no longer need fairy god mothers,” — LouUvllla Courier-Journal. SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST 62nd St. and 39th Ava. 8 E. Hahbath School, 10 A. M. Itible Study, 11 A. M. Y. P. M. V, so ciety, 2 I*. M. Mrs. K. 0. Johnson, Leader. Visitors welcome. Morning service, 11 a. tn.; Sun Pin Production Large* day School, 12 m. Archdeacon The output of the pin factories Slack in charge; Mr. li. Coles, lay throughout the world totals something reader. A cordial welcome awaits like 84,000,000 a day. If these pins iyou at St. I'hillipa. 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