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About Lake County examiner. (Lakeview, Lake County, Or.) 1880-1915 | View Entire Issue (July 21, 1910)
at H Ol III Mini i' e I o i I I lie, I nij r .OLORADO U!l . 12. LONZWAY, Proprietor. Best Heals in Town-Try Us! (lood, Clc.ni IVooms BAKERY: Zai; L Kf-Vll-VV, - ORIidON. I lot baked oils and daily flue Hunters Advertising Signs That Advertise Business Signs That Talk Wo Meet All Competition Lakeview Decorative Co. Goose Lake Valley Irrigated Lanas For Rent 10.000 ncrcs. will divide same Into nny le (arm .leal red. All under the New tannl with tlrst preference wtiter rights. The very Creurn ol t tin Valley Scb'cted year mk nil level, icrfcct alfalfa hind. Will Ihmi for term t years for part nf crop. Some hiiuwfl and burn will lxi built (or ili'Hireabk' tenants, MiiHt iflve rcfcreneoM. Write Hunter Land Co. Well ''itrgo, 1U.1. rorilund.'Ore. H. W. DRENKEL Real Estate Agent LAKEVIEW, OREGON Beautiful residence lots for sale In Best Residence Section Terms, $10 down, $10 per month H. W. DRENKEL Mere Is Where You Get Your Money's Worth! When you liy Mutton Slow at Go per pound. Have you tried Our sugar cured Hams, Bacon? No U-tu-r iiuulu any where. Lnrri, home klttcl rendered, absolutely pun1, 6 lb. buckets 11.00 In -JO lb. runs, I sc. Fresh frozen OyHterM, $1.00 ht can. Krout bOc per gallon. All kinds of first class fresh Heat and Sausage kept on hand. We will pay the market price for auoJ beef nud pork-hogs, (Vihh on delivery. Come and get ncquiitnted with us. ..p,u..x. QOOSE LAKE VALLEY MEAT CO. J. F, Maylleld, Gen. rgr. I LAKE COUNTY ABSTRACT CO. S Incorporarcd. Q A Complete Record We ha ve mii'Ie an entire transcript of nil Records; In Tiko County which In any way. affect Heal I'roperty In the county. We hnvo a complete Record of every Mori gfig mill truiiHfcr ever ma. le in l,nUt t'oiiuty, and ever heed given. Errors F7ound in Titles In transcribing; the record n we have found tiumoron inort kiiu'H reenrded In tin' heed record and indexed; in.'d many .1 Is are recorded In the MorigMgi' record and oilier books. I i iiiidreds of mortgages and deeds are not Indexed at all, mul iiiomL ililllcult to trace up from the records. We have notations of all these Errors. Ot hern cannot (hid them. We have put hundreds of dollar hunting up thcHO errors, and we can fully guarantee our work. J. D. VENATOR, Hanager. oottniKHOiioiiooioioooiiOiiOiicy 0 YOU CAN'T 8 J MAKE IT -.v um i . d date business mm If you use out of . r'viiuii.fi. Whatever W done t this printshop i i talic up tcj the minute. V.- ALWAYS ON TIME SUBSCRIBE FOR THE 'EXAMINER I'irlKlnnI ) Mnrcu Ifunfcr wn left an orphan when he wim seven years old. Ho hnd no brother or sinters, no liomc. no money, no anything. An uncle who wiih well l lo took Mm to hit lions' trulijMl his wlfe'n Mh'heH. ninl the hoy'n life I here m ,,n( ,,f mlnery When he Was MU-ntccii Hie uncle died. Olid the ri 11 11 1 liirneil Die Ixiy out of the lioll'ie. lie folllid II poMti.ili IIS clerk li ii hii'lii" s Iioiim-. In ten years he N l lll fur lll'liveif. IIli fliillven who (I j i' 1 1 1 t-C this period ll'ld IIHIM- liiln How .C!M!I I,, t.)( ple:iniul!y l' Mm when they met hl n ninl hulled Inn to their hom-e. 'I he mint, who h id m.-wle life n burden to Mm, reminded Mm of Hie plcnxnlit I:iy Unit I e lind -; n t uieler her r.of ntid Imih- li i'pv It timl mmle her to bff n iimthcr to Mm. JiihI an Murk wit fcetHia on hl feet 111 II IhikIiicsm uny a eoiuiiiereltll f'fiiile enrne on. Ho ti led a lttli nn- flH(ntie to tld.' Ii t in over the crWI find iipplled to thowe .jf hht rclaMven who were iihlo to holp him. lie hi-gnn hy tfllliiK them Unit hp would like to tulk over I1I3 nlTiiIrM with them with a rlew to getting their mlvl.e. He Rot Ho further than thin, for rnch aod every one of them pronounced himself Incompetent to advlne him. Tbla ahut the poor fellow off, as they Intended. He fulled. Then his relatives dropped biro again. When the commercial storm was over Mark went to work for a man who waa a bualneoa genius, a great fancy to bis clerk and pro moted falm rapidly, finally making bhn second ouly to himself. Then the em ployer died chlldleHS snd left about sll there wss of the buftlnens to bis pro trice. Marcus died a multimillionaire. Joat before his death he made a will, la which he directed that the house In which he had pnsned his lonely life- be never married should le closed by his executor from the day of bis death The Alligator's Tongue. On one occasion when traveling- long the west coast of Africa with an old skipper who hud known many missionaries, but "did not see the use of them." rtlshop Xaylor-Bmltb was obliged to endure a string of taunting questions, sin h as "What was the good of rpoiitliig at Kieter hallY" and "Wlmt did mlxKloniirlcs know, any wny?" At hist the bishop could stnnd It no longer. Turning to the skipper, he sulci; "I know you nre 1111 expert, t.'nu you tell me the length of 11 ti nlligiitor's totlKUe?" "t'ertiilnly." mis Hie reply, "but It depends on the length of the nlllgaior." "Very ue. then; given 11 11 nllignfor fifteen fei-t long. vUi.it would le tli; lengl h of t'liigm-v" "Three feet." w:iM I he mmwer. hut the bishop, who had kept nlli giitor ninl wnieheil their ways, knew belter. "It Is evident that you nre hii authority on the wen roast of Afrha." he said, "but It Is also evident that some people s e more In ten minutes than others hi twenty year. Let me tell yon that an ulllgator Unit no tongue." U ---', -pi e ipifli Declined the Job. A writer of cheap fiction relates 3 trick phiyed on him by a collaborator in the days When dime novels were longer thHti they ore now, and the coins-iisatloii made It worth while for two men to write one story between them. After his partner hud bnixhed the first chapter of their Initial col laboration It was hnud.s) over with the followlog announcement: "There. I've Just thrown the hero over a thousand foot cliff and told the reader that not hi 11 e could tirevent the He took ! Ind from falling 10 death on the rocks below. It Is up to you to save tb boy." The otber writer said nothing, but sat down and wrote furiously fur an hour. Then be quietly banded tbe manuscript back. A glance at the second chapter showed the funny man that his friend bud completely IgDored tbe events In the first part of tbe story. Introduced a new set of char acters and left tbe bero stilt banging over the cliff, waiting to be rescoed till one week after the funeral, when by bis creator. New York 8au, 0 auction should take place of every thing It contained. No one was to be admitted to the sale except his rela tives. Since he left no direct heirs, most of the relntlves were present at the read ing of the will, each hoping for a sub stantial remembrance. When they heard this singular provision and learned that the testator had left no legacy to any one of them they natu rally Inferred that he had concluded to remember them by leaving their lega cies In different articles of furniture. Hut what a singular way! Ten thou sand dollars might l? In a hollow cane, while but $l.(XO had been placed lu a rosewood desk. Vet the cune might be knocked down for a dollar, while the desk might bring $100. Wns there ever such a way devised for distributing millions of money? The will further stated that the amount realized from tbe sale wus to be expended by the executor for a monument to the de ceased. When the day of the sale came around Ii was astonishing how many relatives Hunter had left behind him. There were Hunters Innumerable both by name and in reality. A protest was made to tbe executor that many of them were not related to the testa tor and should not be admitted. But be argued that by tbe terms of the will the sale must take place then and there and there was no time to exam ine credentials. i The crowd were kept waiting while articles were first sold that could not possibly contain anything, such as un covered crockery. On these there were only such bids as would servo to get them out of the way. But when It came to articles in which stacks of bills could be placed the bid ding became furious. As soon as an article was knocked down the buyer wished to pet at It. but wns Informed that he could not have It till after the sale. The bidders hail every variety of opinion lis to what articles were most likely to contain large amounts, so that nny thing wooden or hollow brought excellent prices. A kitchen table with a drawer (locked and no keyi brought $100. an upholstered sofa fjoo. 11 nine tishlug rod $70. A stew pan w ith 11 hollow handle large enough to contain a dozen $1,000 bonds brought $117 One of the favorites wns a plaster bust of Abraham Lin coln. Such busts are usually hollow, nnd this would naturally attract an Ingenious hide. It brought $u55 and was the cnuse of a protracted quarrel between two different branches of Hunters. Well, the last article was finally knocked down, and buyers were told that they might take away their pur chases. A rush was made for the articles, but few were removed- Sev eral purchasers had brought hammers and with these began to smash their articles. The signal was a crack on the bead of Abraham Lincoln's bust, which dropped Into a couple of dozen pieces. An exclamation of rage went np from the man who had paid the enormous price for It From that mo ment tbe crash of furniture, the rip ping of upholstery and the smashing of glass and stoneware were mingled with oaths and exclamations of disap pointment Not a single article knock ed down by the auctioneer contained ono cent or one cent's worth of prop erty. 'the next morning the newspapers announced that the inte Marcus Hun ter hsd a few days before his death (riven awar his "' property, ihmvxvi, to institution- for the poor Ths Hunter mo,i., t cut A 0D of jQ jnsndsomest la Pi"- fiollow ceme tf FL''ii,.t ID NORTON Poetry Didn't 8avs Them. A New York prisoner accused of drunkenness who pleaded bis case In rhyme before a magistrate got a sen tence of six months on "tbe island." for. as the judge remarked, bis "jag" was bad euougb. but bis poetry was worse. Over In Loudon a "plain drunk" put forth this: I've ben .lrinklne wine that l drawn from the wood; No bottle rubbish, but sparkling and good. But It got In my bead, so my friends ail explain That the wine has cone back to the wood once again. The effusion and tbe celebration cost him 10 shillings. New York Tribune. College Sentiment. Lir. Ula ii U. ubout twenty years a professor in a certain college, was on the eve of a trip to Europe, to be ab sent two years, in pathetic and rath er harrowing tones he made bis fare well address to bis class: "Yes. 1 am about to part with you. This Is more than distressing to me. Would that there was a wludow hi my breast, my dear boys, that you might see tbe Innermost recesses of my heart" A stripling In the rear, seized with a happy thought, shouted: "Professor, would a pano In tbe atomach do?" Lipplncott'a. d4 ivj m 1.5 - It 3.Aw 22 i 51 v ::.m1';:z". AVc 5cl;il,fp pre psni ion for As Simil.lli!lfl,V-riK-rf;JfKll0,, hn Sitrnrn lis Msli'MMck i Promolt's DiSrslfonflmM nessanrl It'sijConbinsncirtw Opiittn.Morphine nor.Miicra!.! ISOTNAKCOTIC. mm HIM I f CaHHBmMHB (torMSufar. ttmnpmtkmr. Aperfed Remedy for Consfif lion . sour 3(0 sauLUka iwu YYonnajLOWufewnsJfvrjia ness and Loss of Sleep. FacSrafc Sujnamrtof NEW YORK. KMMmMIMMIIT.MI T.n-cx Copy of Wrapper, J Ml For Infanta and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature In Use ' For Over Thirty Years 05 ill I VI LOW RATES EAST Summer excursion 'round-trip tickets at greatly reducecl'prices to Eastern point? SLjc-3 Unusual Luck. "So you've reuted that haunted bouse which was on your bauds so! long?" "Yes; rented It to on actor. "Did he tin.! out its reputation f "Thui's I lie very (lung which de cided tii tn to take the Douse." Mbit tier surprium."' "He s;ihl il wetiul he Mich a comfort f tr lii in lo gel i.-iile of :i house where t ho c In 1st wnlUeil eer. Uiglit." Ualtl More A merii ;i 11. Sold May 11, 12, 13, 14. 23, 2G, 27 June 2,3,4,24,25,26,30 July 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 25, 2G, 27 Aug. 1, 2, 3, 4 Sept. 1, 2, 3, 11, 12, 13. 14 Southern Pacific District Passenger Agent's Office Koom 207, Odd Fellow Bldg., RENO, NEVADA. "You mustn't artUllcl hllfepm' I psllllg l II i! i :n by Huplefiinl il to go liy." ( '.is Mrs. Ma'.iprop. in. .i mi .HL:l!t to run !. i.'Iimiv," sniii Mrs. . " ;: i liccuusc I'.ob ll.' s mi centurion i's .li'lini;,!. i - t a Engao:ment Broken. Merchant - I Imve Innl liurd luck Wist all in.v iiioncy. Siiitnr-Surely yon would not wish to lose your daughter llso.-Klietemle I'.lntter. 313 TE2 NAFOLtX)"S UUIT was o' tbe unconqnerHhle, never die kind, tbe kiui thnt you in h I roost when yo: have a btH cel. I, cough or lung dig hhh S.ipin -p trnohes. onusb syrups, cori liver nil or doctors have all fslle't don't I xe hesrt or hope. Tnke lr Kiog's - Discovery. Satisfaction is Kiiae tee.l when iiw! for auv ihront orli ivj trouble. It hss saved thousands nf hopeless sufferers It musters n'rl lioru oohliJ, obstinate eouehs, l--"r moirhaueM, iHiiripe. croup, apt' i. hay fever hii I whnopi"u iu'iiei is the most sxf" and certain r for all bronchial affection 50e ' '( Trial bottle frue at A. I.. Thorn. m- TUOSK PIKS OP HOVHOOI) How delluiouj were ths pies of h hood No pies now taste no v ' whatsohang -d tbe pies Sn. Its von You've lost tna stroiw, hHlthy i msoh, th vigorous liver, the Mtiv kidneys, the regular bowel bovn i Your dipnitioii in poor u'i voi to the fonrt What's naed T plete toui .w up by Kl c;ri ' tip all oruaiis of dlee-n - . liver, KiinevH H " TheT'll rest ire your " ,v,, rtj tits au I Hic'rei'diii . fulfil ailifit your " i .j health, streogtn ami tr. .ill.' ' Thorntons, 19 i f o t f f The Real Home Paper. The San Francisco Chronicle. M. H. de YOUNG. Sane. Conservative and Well Edited. Daily Sunday Weekly Sunday's in Colors Wra. Wallace. Dealer at Lakeview, Ore. Order Now A FRIGHTFUL WRECK train, automobile or buggy may .!.- cuts, bruises, braisuua, sprains -ennds that den anrt Unekleo'e "elv. eBrtLV -t- fcler. (Kick relief and prou.pt cuii results. Vnrns. bolls, sore all kinds, t-tu, vhappA.1 bnuiio .uu lips acre ' vs or corns, ita supreme. Barest pile ear. 2&e at A. L. TborateM SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES Allen' Fcat-Faae a row1- R.llevM rata rul.uuariiHK, uirvoun lt ana Idkiumiui Ball, and lualantly lakea tbe .tin. nut ol oora. au4 bunloui. )!' lb gruate.1 camion alacovary uJthetfe. iUfii'i foot-kni- tea luai or aw shu lel aaay. It la s certain eura hjt waatliiK. c'Wn. wl'"-, '("i fut TrytHoOai "O.d by all P:' auJ Shoe iHdrea. hy nail fur mj la aUmpa. Doal a oral au auteitinta. Trial nwlirc BBX1C. AaV InaiUuH, utuM.UUi.ll.V Kal