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Best Heals in Town-Try Us!
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BAKERY: Zai;
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baked
oils and
daily
flue Hunters
Advertising Signs
That Advertise
Business Signs
That Talk
Wo Meet All Competition
Lakeview Decorative Co.
Goose Lake Valley Irrigated
Lanas
For Rent
10.000 ncrcs. will divide same Into nny le (arm .leal red. All under
the New tannl with tlrst preference wtiter rights. The very Creurn ol
t tin Valley Scb'cted year mk nil level, icrfcct alfalfa hind. Will
Ihmi for term t years for part nf crop. Some hiiuwfl and burn
will lxi built (or ili'Hireabk' tenants, MiiHt iflve rcfcreneoM. Write
Hunter Land Co.
Well ''itrgo, 1U.1. rorilund.'Ore.
H. W. DRENKEL
Real Estate Agent
LAKEVIEW, OREGON
Beautiful residence lots for sale In
Best Residence Section
Terms, $10 down, $10 per month
H. W. DRENKEL
Mere Is Where You Get Your Money's Worth!
When you liy Mutton Slow at Go per pound.
Have you tried Our sugar cured Hams, Bacon?
No U-tu-r iiuulu any where.
Lnrri, home klttcl rendered, absolutely pun1, 6 lb. buckets 11.00
In -JO lb. runs, I sc. Fresh frozen OyHterM, $1.00 ht can. Krout bOc
per gallon.
All kinds of first class fresh Heat and Sausage
kept on hand.
We will pay the market price for auoJ beef nud pork-hogs,
(Vihh on delivery.
Come and get ncquiitnted with us.
..p,u..x. QOOSE LAKE VALLEY MEAT CO.
J. F, Maylleld, Gen. rgr.
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LAKE COUNTY ABSTRACT CO.
S Incorporarcd. Q
A Complete Record
We ha ve mii'Ie an entire transcript of nil Records; In Tiko
County which In any way. affect Heal I'roperty In the county.
We hnvo a complete Record of every Mori gfig mill truiiHfcr
ever ma. le in l,nUt t'oiiuty, and ever heed given.
Errors F7ound in Titles
In transcribing; the record n we have found tiumoron inort
kiiu'H reenrded In tin' heed record and indexed; in.'d many
.1 Is are recorded In the MorigMgi' record and oilier books.
I i iiiidreds of mortgages and deeds are not Indexed at all, mul
iiiomL ililllcult to trace up from the records.
We have notations of all these Errors.
Ot hern cannot (hid them. We have put hundreds of dollar
hunting up thcHO errors, and we can fully guarantee our work.
J. D. VENATOR, Hanager.
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I'irlKlnnI )
Mnrcu Ifunfcr wn left an orphan
when he wim seven years old. Ho hnd
no brother or sinters, no liomc. no
money, no anything. An uncle who
wiih well l lo took Mm to hit lions'
trulijMl his wlfe'n Mh'heH. ninl the
hoy'n life I here m ,,n( ,,f mlnery
When he Was MU-ntccii Hie uncle died.
Olid the ri 11 11 1 liirneil Die Ixiy out of the
lioll'ie. lie folllid II poMti.ili IIS clerk
li ii hii'lii" s Iioiim-. In ten years he
N l lll fur lll'liveif.
IIli fliillven who (I j i' 1 1 1 t-C this period
ll'ld IIHIM- liiln How .C!M!I I,, t.)(
ple:iniul!y l' Mm when they met hl n
ninl hulled Inn to their hom-e. 'I he
mint, who h id m.-wle life n burden to
Mm, reminded Mm of Hie plcnxnlit
I:iy Unit I e lind -; n t uieler her r.of
ntid Imih- li i'pv It timl mmle her to bff
n iimthcr to Mm.
JiihI an Murk wit fcetHia on hl
feet 111 II IhikIiicsm uny a eoiuiiiereltll
f'fiiile enrne on. Ho ti led a lttli nn-
flH(ntie to tld.' Ii t in over the crWI
find iipplled to thowe .jf hht rclaMven
who were iihlo to holp him. lie hi-gnn
hy tfllliiK them Unit hp would like to
tulk over I1I3 nlTiiIrM with them with a
rlew to getting their mlvl.e. He Rot
Ho further than thin, for rnch aod
every one of them pronounced himself
Incompetent to advlne him. Tbla ahut
the poor fellow off, as they Intended.
He fulled. Then his relatives dropped
biro again.
When the commercial storm was
over Mark went to work for a man
who waa a bualneoa genius,
a great fancy to bis clerk and pro
moted falm rapidly, finally making bhn
second ouly to himself. Then the em
ployer died chlldleHS snd left about sll
there wss of the buftlnens to bis pro
trice. Marcus died a multimillionaire. Joat
before his death he made a will, la
which he directed that the house In
which he had pnsned his lonely life-
be never married should le closed by
his executor from the day of bis death
The Alligator's Tongue.
On one occasion when traveling-
long the west coast of Africa with an
old skipper who hud known many
missionaries, but "did not see the use
of them." rtlshop Xaylor-Bmltb was
obliged to endure a string of taunting
questions, sin h as "What was the
good of rpoiitliig at Kieter hallY" and
"Wlmt did mlxKloniirlcs know, any
wny?" At hist the bishop could stnnd It no
longer. Turning to the skipper, he
sulci; "I know you nre 1111 expert, t.'nu
you tell me the length of 11 ti nlligiitor's
totlKUe?"
"t'ertiilnly." mis Hie reply, "but It
depends on the length of the nlllgaior."
"Very ue. then; given 11 11 nllignfor
fifteen fei-t long. vUi.it would le tli;
lengl h of t'liigm-v"
"Three feet." w:iM I he mmwer.
hut the bishop, who had kept nlli
giitor ninl wnieheil their ways, knew
belter. "It Is evident that you nre hii
authority on the wen roast of Afrha."
he said, "but It Is also evident that
some people s e more In ten minutes
than others hi twenty year. Let me
tell yon that an ulllgator Unit no
tongue."
U ---', -pi e
ipifli
Declined the Job.
A writer of cheap fiction relates 3
trick phiyed on him by a collaborator
in the days When dime novels were
longer thHti they ore now, and the
coins-iisatloii made It worth while for
two men to write one story between
them. After his partner hud bnixhed
the first chapter of their Initial col
laboration It was hnud.s) over with
the followlog announcement:
"There. I've Just thrown the hero
over a thousand foot cliff and told the
reader that not hi 11 e could tirevent the
He took ! Ind from falling 10 death on the rocks
below. It Is up to you to save tb
boy."
The otber writer said nothing, but
sat down and wrote furiously fur an
hour. Then be quietly banded tbe
manuscript back. A glance at the
second chapter showed the funny man
that his friend bud completely IgDored
tbe events In the first part of tbe
story. Introduced a new set of char
acters and left tbe bero stilt banging
over the cliff, waiting to be rescoed
till one week after the funeral, when by bis creator. New York 8au,
0 auction should take place of every
thing It contained. No one was to be
admitted to the sale except his rela
tives. Since he left no direct heirs, most of
the relntlves were present at the read
ing of the will, each hoping for a sub
stantial remembrance. When they
heard this singular provision and
learned that the testator had left no
legacy to any one of them they natu
rally Inferred that he had concluded to
remember them by leaving their lega
cies In different articles of furniture.
Hut what a singular way! Ten thou
sand dollars might l? In a hollow cane,
while but $l.(XO had been placed lu a
rosewood desk. Vet the cune might be
knocked down for a dollar, while the
desk might bring $100. Wns there ever
such a way devised for distributing
millions of money? The will further
stated that the amount realized from
tbe sale wus to be expended by the
executor for a monument to the de
ceased. When the day of the sale came
around Ii was astonishing how many
relatives Hunter had left behind him.
There were Hunters Innumerable both
by name and in reality. A protest
was made to tbe executor that many
of them were not related to the testa
tor and should not be admitted. But
be argued that by tbe terms of the
will the sale must take place then and
there and there was no time to exam
ine credentials. i
The crowd were kept waiting while
articles were first sold that could not
possibly contain anything, such as un
covered crockery. On these there
were only such bids as would servo
to get them out of the way. But
when It came to articles in which
stacks of bills could be placed the bid
ding became furious. As soon as an
article was knocked down the buyer
wished to pet at It. but wns Informed
that he could not have It till after the
sale. The bidders hail every variety
of opinion lis to what articles were
most likely to contain large amounts,
so that nny thing wooden or hollow
brought excellent prices. A kitchen
table with a drawer (locked and no
keyi brought $100. an upholstered sofa
fjoo. 11 nine tishlug rod $70. A stew
pan w ith 11 hollow handle large enough
to contain a dozen $1,000 bonds
brought $117 One of the favorites
wns a plaster bust of Abraham Lin
coln. Such busts are usually hollow,
nnd this would naturally attract an
Ingenious hide. It brought $u55 and
was the cnuse of a protracted quarrel
between two different branches of
Hunters.
Well, the last article was finally
knocked down, and buyers were told
that they might take away their pur
chases. A rush was made for the
articles, but few were removed- Sev
eral purchasers had brought hammers
and with these began to smash their
articles. The signal was a crack on
the bead of Abraham Lincoln's bust,
which dropped Into a couple of dozen
pieces. An exclamation of rage went
np from the man who had paid the
enormous price for It From that mo
ment tbe crash of furniture, the rip
ping of upholstery and the smashing of
glass and stoneware were mingled
with oaths and exclamations of disap
pointment Not a single article knock
ed down by the auctioneer contained
ono cent or one cent's worth of prop
erty. 'the next morning the newspapers
announced that the inte Marcus Hun
ter hsd a few days before his death
(riven awar his "' property,
ihmvxvi, to institution- for the poor
Ths Hunter mo,i., t cut A 0D of jQ
jnsndsomest la Pi"- fiollow ceme
tf FL''ii,.t ID NORTON
Poetry Didn't 8avs Them.
A New York prisoner accused of
drunkenness who pleaded bis case In
rhyme before a magistrate got a sen
tence of six months on "tbe island."
for. as the judge remarked, bis "jag"
was bad euougb. but bis poetry was
worse. Over In Loudon a "plain drunk"
put forth this:
I've ben .lrinklne wine that l drawn
from the wood;
No bottle rubbish, but sparkling and
good.
But It got In my bead, so my friends ail
explain
That the wine has cone back to the wood
once again.
The effusion and tbe celebration cost
him 10 shillings. New York Tribune.
College Sentiment.
Lir. Ula ii U. ubout twenty years a
professor in a certain college, was on
the eve of a trip to Europe, to be ab
sent two years, in pathetic and rath
er harrowing tones he made bis fare
well address to bis class:
"Yes. 1 am about to part with you.
This Is more than distressing to me.
Would that there was a wludow hi my
breast, my dear boys, that you might
see tbe Innermost recesses of my
heart"
A stripling In the rear, seized with
a happy thought, shouted:
"Professor, would a pano In tbe
atomach do?" Lipplncott'a.
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LOW RATES EAST
Summer excursion 'round-trip tickets
at greatly reducecl'prices to Eastern
point? SLjc-3
Unusual Luck.
"So you've reuted that haunted
bouse which was on your bauds so!
long?"
"Yes; rented It to on actor.
"Did he tin.! out its reputation f
"Thui's I lie very (lung which de
cided tii tn to take the Douse."
Mbit tier surprium."'
"He s;ihl il wetiul he Mich a comfort
f tr lii in lo gel i.-iile of :i house where
t ho c In 1st wnlUeil eer. Uiglit." Ualtl
More A merii ;i 11.
Sold
May 11, 12, 13, 14. 23, 2G, 27
June 2,3,4,24,25,26,30
July 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 25, 2G, 27
Aug. 1, 2, 3, 4
Sept. 1, 2, 3, 11, 12, 13. 14
Southern Pacific
District Passenger Agent's Office
Koom 207, Odd Fellow Bldg.,
RENO, NEVADA.
"You mustn't
artUllcl hllfepm'
I psllllg l II i! i :n
by Huplefiinl il
to go liy." ( '.is
Mrs. Ma'.iprop.
in. .i mi .HL:l!t to run
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Merchant - I Imve Innl liurd luck
Wist all in.v iiioncy. Siiitnr-Surely yon
would not wish to lose your daughter
llso.-Klietemle I'.lntter.
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NAFOLtX)"S UUIT
was o' tbe unconqnerHhle, never
die kind, tbe kiui thnt you in h I
roost when yo: have a btH cel. I,
cough or lung dig hhh S.ipin -p
trnohes. onusb syrups, cori liver nil
or doctors have all fslle't don't I xe
hesrt or hope. Tnke lr Kiog's -
Discovery. Satisfaction is Kiiae
tee.l when iiw! for auv ihront orli ivj
trouble. It hss saved thousands nf
hopeless sufferers It musters n'rl
lioru oohliJ, obstinate eouehs, l--"r
moirhaueM, iHiiripe. croup, apt' i.
hay fever hii I whnopi"u iu'iiei
is the most sxf" and certain r
for all bronchial affection 50e ' '(
Trial bottle frue at A. I.. Thorn. m-
TUOSK PIKS OP HOVHOOI)
How delluiouj were ths pies of h
hood No pies now taste no v '
whatsohang -d tbe pies Sn. Its von
You've lost tna stroiw, hHlthy i
msoh, th vigorous liver, the Mtiv
kidneys, the regular bowel bovn i
Your dipnitioii in poor u'i voi to
the fonrt What's naed T
plete toui .w up by Kl c;ri ' tip
all oruaiis of dlee-n - .
liver, KiinevH H "
TheT'll rest ire your " ,v,, rtj
tits au I Hic'rei'diii .
fulfil ailifit your " i .j
health, streogtn ami tr. .ill.' '
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The San Francisco
Chronicle.
M. H. de YOUNG.
Sane. Conservative and Well Edited.
Daily Sunday Weekly
Sunday's in Colors
Wra. Wallace. Dealer at Lakeview, Ore.
Order Now
A FRIGHTFUL WRECK
train, automobile or buggy may
.!.- cuts, bruises, braisuua, sprains
-ennds that den anrt Unekleo'e
"elv. eBrtLV -t- fcler.
(Kick relief and prou.pt cuii results.
Vnrns. bolls, sore all kinds,
t-tu, vhappA.1 bnuiio .uu lips acre
' vs or corns, ita supreme. Barest
pile ear. 2&e at A. L. TborateM
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES
Allen' Fcat-Faae a row1- R.llevM rata
rul.uuariiHK, uirvoun lt ana Idkiumiui Ball,
and lualantly lakea tbe .tin. nut ol oora. au4
bunloui. )!' lb gruate.1 camion alacovary
uJthetfe. iUfii'i foot-kni- tea luai or
aw shu lel aaay. It la s certain eura hjt
waatliiK. c'Wn. wl'"-, '("i fut
TrytHoOai "O.d by all P:' auJ Shoe
iHdrea. hy nail fur mj la aUmpa. Doal a
oral au auteitinta. Trial nwlirc BBX1C. AaV
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