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About Lake County examiner. (Lakeview, Lake County, Or.) 1880-1915 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 29, 1906)
DEAD WAT EH. ( TM Qaeee Marin rk - One of (bo moat curlou marina phe nomena known to urn men In that cull ed by Norwegian sailor "deuil water," which, without any vlalliln caune, makea reamil loo her speed and ro fUM to fttiNWor her helm. 'J ho sal lor only definite kiuwlelj of It origin U ttint It Oalats aolcly where there la a surface layer of frcah water routing upon the unit waters of the sea. Hot em I explanation hnve Wen advanced by the captalim of ulilp of the effect of dead water, tlio coiiitiioiict of which la that tho two water layer move In dif ferent direction. Tho true explana tion, however, recently offered by Hwe dlnh mi v lifit tot-M nml verified by mathe matical calculation and direct expert inviit, la that In nddltlon to tho "realat ance wavea" at the anrfare the veise! create a eecond line of subaqueous wavea between tho two strata of wa ter. The experiment carried out to dent onMtrato tho truth of tlila theory wti an cxceedliiKly pretty one. A largo pinto kIiixk tank won flrat mounted on a wooden frame. The tank waa then filled to n certain depth with Nttlt wa ter, and a layer of frcah water waa carefully poured on to tho aurface, ao that two aeparnte water lnycra were Obtullieil. The ault water wna bltickeued wIUj llipild Chinese Ink before tho water Inyera were prepared, and In tlila way tho different layer were mado clearly Vlalblit. A bout model waa then towed along the tank and a allhouette of the woven produced wna obtained by plac ing u white aTfcn at a abort dUtauce behind the tank. The wavea wero olao photographed by fbiMhlight, and tho ro aulta allowed cotnlualvely thut wavea actually were t up at the boundary line between tho two liquid. Further experiment were mado to verify the aiiihleii Ioh of apeed due to dead water. Tho boat model wa drawn acroaa the tank and the towing atrlug auddculy (darkened when the boat waa about halfway acroaa. In caae where the tank contained aalt water only the bont Htopped gradunlly, moving aomo Imnt lencth after the towing atrlug hud been slackened. When the tank contained a layer of frcah water resting on aalt wuter, on tho other baud, the liont alackeuod lcel quite, aiidilculy and moved only a very abort dlatunce. These experlmenta, carried out on a amull aenle, prove conclualvcly thut the dllllcultlea eiieouutered within a dead water lone are really due to the re alatnnce experienced by the veaael lu generating InvlHlble wave at the fresh water ault water boundary, although In mini' particular ciihch the Influence of undercurrent miiHt nlao doubtleaa be taken Into account. New York Herald. POINTED PARAGRAPHS. The most acceptable form of xillte iicms I eleanllneHM. Ilccauxc you mi) you Intend to do a thing It Isn't done. About nil Nome men nre good for la to "aecond the motlou." You may think you nre entertaining, but there are people dodging you all the time. iim't ac'id ten dolt:ir (lowers to the funeral of a man whose family la left without any Income. The man lu u dangerous location never thinks he Is in a dangerous loca tion or he wouldn't be there. The owner of n horse nnd bung.v tries to be modest, but he can't help allowing that he feels u little superior. The first Insurance ugalnst trouble that children learn uUiut la to get a promise from mother that Mie will not tell futhcr.-Ati-hixou t J lobe. On 'I heir War. liiirlng a newspaper wen's couveu tlou, a iiumliur of Journalists wero out' afternoon talking of the trick ol "tho fulthlexH types," when Henry Wattcrson aald: "While I've beurd of a great 111:1113 funny typographical breaks lu inj time, iilsiut the oddest mid most liu morons transposition of the type that ever came within my observation was that lu n New York paper Hume year ngo. That sheet used to print Its ship ping news on the name page with the obituaries. Imagine tho glee with which Its reader found the cnptloiib exchanged one morning, whereby a long list of respectable names were act forth under tho marine head. Tossed Through Hell (!ato Yester day.' " Harper" Weekly. Mm 1 m Not Drier iit-rntcd. It 1 conimoii to hear of tho giant people who lived lu tho old days, yet It Is decidedly uncommon to flint proof that the average ancient waa any lur ger or more powerfully built thau the average person of the present day. Tho Kgyptlnu mummies nhow these people to have been of ndlum size. 1'ho remains taken from tho catacombs do not differ In sl.e from tho people of the present, whllo tho armor which wna worn by tho warriors of tho lone ngo tit n readily tho forms of people who tiro not at all gigantic or nt lost at extraordinarily nbovo tho nvcrago ei ther In girth or Mature. Tbero were great men In the old days, but ns great Mill obtain lu this twentieth century. Thus Tuurlat. M. Tci-rlchon (visiting Switzerland! Well, Mary, we'll take another view of this lake and then wo can return te Turls. Mine. I'. Why not see Home ot tho others? M. 1'.- Well. I don't see tho necessity. It seems to me that 0110 late must be very much like n:v othcr.-Olou Ylviiiit. He Is not o..ly Idle who docs imt I Iny, but b. It Idle who n:';;". 1 o bittot oui-plo.'-ed.- Socr::t"M. Some Sayings Bu Uncle Silas I low !e Founded the Town of Silaa vi!le and Wa Termed an "Eminent Cu'zen." Copyright, ISO, by Butane Fared) 1 THINK I mado my great mistake In llfo by asking for too much ad vice. I bad read and beard that one' fellow men are ready and willing to tender advice, and I pushed the thing for all It waa worth. Aa a couaeijueiice I got all twlated up and have been ao ever alnce, My wife, on the contrary, weut to a lawyer, laid down n fee of $.1 and had tier divorce from nie In three month' time. 'I he man who hasn't got enough gumption to work Ida own bead or aene noug!i to go to a lawyer when be And thing too deep for blm dencrvee all bo get, and he'll get a good deal. I apcut year giving tuy fellow men credit for u combination of sympathy and benevolence and then broke my leg to Ond out that I had been hugi.-lug a delusion. They came In by tho lo;;en to aeo me and aay bow aorry they were. They were full of auggentlon and cxpcdWit and ' encouragement. Ulraui Jonei thought It would In? u good time f-T nie to learn Ijitln while I wa laid V'I; Obcdlnh Wblteflsh sug gested that I learn I'H) chapter of tM Itlble; Aunt Sarah Urown aald that Providence bad arranged It thua fi that I tulgh be near home In case tb baby awallo-.ved n spool of thread, an ' lieneon Trii'l'ivi' culled my attcntlci to the f id that no man lying In h bed with 11 I Token leg waa ever killel by the expl" Ion of hi own ahotguu I estimated the sympathy of tny fet lo'v men diirlu.; my mlafortuno at te;i full b.i 1 I hadn't a dollar In cash In the lii.ic and everytsnly knew 1:. but not a culler referred to the nub Ject. They were too busy telling me that the Occident wo the work of Providence and that I must not com plain. For yeura and yeara It wa a puzxl -to me why all men were not honest. I can alt down today and hov yc. cold figure to prove that dlahanesty doc not pay 1 per ceut lu dividend ami that the honest man I ulway.t ahead of the game, but yet dishonesty ia on the Increase. I weut on heaping up the measure when I Bold Htatoc and tendering 13 centa where I owed a man a Hhllllng, and one- day I woke up to the, fact that about all my earth ly possession couslsted of a bushel o' old clothespin and a vinegar barrel. I myself founded the town of Silas vllle. A Ita father, I helped It to grow and prosper. Folk aald I wa looked "I WAS Wllvr IH TKUMF.I AS EMINEM CITIZUN." up to and respected. I was whut is termed nn "eminent citizen." If I had doubted that the whale, swallowed Jo nah, the whole town would have doubt ed. The time eamo when I thought It best to run for the legislature. 1 bad every reason to believe that 1 would go lu n-whooplng, but, ns a matter of fact, I was beaten dear back Into the woods. It was a year later when 11 lightning roil man came nloug ami solved the puzzle fiir me. p "Would you have sold your vote' If you had been elected?"' he asked. "Certainly not." "Would there have been uny boodle to divide up7"' "Not a red." "Well, there you nre, and you needn't work your brains over the case nny further." Hero Koeined to be proof that light nlng rod men were honest men, nnd 1 gnvo this fellow tho Job of roddlug the bam. After I bad paid him his price nnd ho had departed I climbed up oi the roof and measured his work anil discovered that he hud worked lu four teen extra feet 011 inc. "My son." said un old patr'mrch to 1110 11s I was starting out In life, "the secret of success Is In knowing your fellow men. Study theni and lenrn to kuow them." Thnt looked like good advice, but 11 didn't turn out that way. Just na T thought I hud got n man s'zed up he would break out lu n new spot. If 1 found him 'liberal toward tho heathen of Africa I found him asking 'no cent" too much for a hoe or Khovcl at lion;". If bo heaped up tho measure, one day ho would scrimp It the next. What was bis weakness at 0110 time was his strength at another. As 11 matter of fact, niter living over sixty years and M inlying my tellow men every day, can't say that I know what tny own brother In-law would do under certain circumstances. I don't wish to seem conceited when I say that I started out to speak the .. .11 to ni. mri. aiNiitt all things. I t inoit 01 us make that mistake. ",li..!i i.i ml li'y and uniai prevail" I u .. ulc!iv. ... lii.i: i.,ipeal.4 to t: . It tooli " ." 11 .1 live year to Und out (hut 1. . lt...iIj.. v.a genen.lly r (.'ird: l :is ',',.,.e t!:uii ll.nt of a liar, lie v. oi'.d -nuiN a littlo truth and a great dent of deception. It'a like la in; live dn,;i of medicine lu half a glum of v. r . In atlcklng to the truth I nil e l i,p ,..'i;iles on every hand and finally came lo know that I must make ft cli. 1:1 ,c. I inn not s'i'king to dlNcourage yoi f io,:i spe.iUi:i .: the truth now and tbci. my fou, but j oil must uuderatuud that truth I like a flaxacl poultice for use only on occasion. Hurlng the reKt of the time you must either keep yoc.r mouth Mint or claim that you are a lit lie deaf. When we ask about a cer tain man v.'e er.pect yoil to tell U tl." truth. V hen be ink about u we ; pct you to rcfly thut yon haven't got fairly iii ii:.i:.ili;il yet. I hive not Im'cii able, with all my reai'ilng and pictlouliig, to get wh.-.t may le called the law puzzle, throug'i my head. We send lawyer to the leg Isluture and to congren to make I.m.v. to be enforced. Those aome luwye coine b me to do their very beat to break those law. We print the law In plain F.ngllsh language, and for tcMt year they stand unquestioned nnd in force. Tlieti arise a judge who put u different Interpretation on them nnd upset the tipple cart. A law I uiade to i-rotect the people, and yet the law yer who ha the acumen to find loop holes In It Is praised by the masse. I hadn't seen a great deal wrong v lUi politic when nil old wheel horse aa! down with me nnd autlslled ine that the country waa In danger und thut tri Ies 11 change was HK-edlly effected tin rc'illlilic of America would Is bu.iii: li'Kher'n ;ilderoy' kite and alxtii-n different kinds of a nun by prevail What be wanted, and whnt bo wanted tr.p t want, was reform. Il VtiiA ubout lie- lust time 1 bad heard of It. My ct: cumlicra bad come along, and u.y pota toes bud rlpemsl without any aiieclul effort m the part of reform, nnd I was dwelling In blissful Ignorance of the danger to the bulwark of liberty when this old wheel horse opened my eye. I took off my coat and got other to do the Maine, and we reformed oll tlcs and saved America. That la, we scut him u.) to Albany, uud he wci aucb a hustler and such a wise old wheel horse that he made $10,0KJ out of It and never treated one of u to a gins of lemonade. There Isn't the slightest doubt tha' this country I In the greatest danger toduy and that unless we have reform lu politic right away we nre going t bust up with a roar that will lie heard all over Europe, but you can count w: out. I'm not going to do a thing t check the I:: pending disaster. I shall alt on my veranda and count my chick en In the yard and hear my bogs grunt In the m-ii and never swvut a hair. I know thnt before It U too. late aome Moses will rise up. He will yell for reform In p titles, and he will set oth er to yefH.. nml 11 hi cit niiTn will sweep over the rutin try unci purify and nve It. And 011 tli.' crest of that wave, with their face washed and their hair eombwl In order to disguise themselves, will bo the same old crowd, with the same principles, and the hoodie will be looked after with the same unfailing care. I)on't 'ci discouraged, my son, aud wish you bad been born n horsefly In stead of a human being. It's a gaod world to live In, nnd there' heaps of fun ahead for you, but you mustn't start out laboring under any delusions or hallucinations. Find out what's what nnd who's who nnd then go nheud. ' M. QUAD. Juat n llemlndrr. Jack And nfter we are married, dar ling, the love lights will Mill liuger In your eyes. Eva Yes, but the love lights won't stop the gas bill from coming every month, my dour. Chicago News. Hcrutum. "A man is never a hero to his valot." "No." answered Mr. Gazzle. "But. considering 1 ho chances I have learned to tako without flinching, I ought to be one to my chauffeur." Washington Slur. A Tinnier. 1 f i i'i,--n'i t "Mother wants twopenn'orth of wh.'t yer smells In tho bottlo cos she ain't well."-Tatler. A I.HhTifurd. Oh. litllu ufu-i thought, I with You hud rot coine to me, For with myself I otherwise Quito Buti.Hilcil should bel Tqji're excellent, but 1 deplore That you nhould not hnve come before. Why I It that you nro not prompt. But saunter In Instead When nil the things I've done are dona And all I've suld I BtildT Of nulsuncea you are the worst Don't come unless you come at first. Eunice Wurd In New York Life. -3 Ir." k .v -jtrl'i l. if. 1 I V I fwit II Ac?e(ablc Preparalion Tor As similating tticrofxl'artdRcuti ting lite Stomachs and Bowels of Promotes DigcsliOTJCheerfi ness and Rest Contains neither Opium.Morphinc norMineraL wot Narcotic. jMx.Smrut fcSZmlhJMa A perfect Remedy for Cons Upa Ticn.Sour Stomach.Dtarrnoca Worms Convulsions .Fcvcrish ncss and Loss of Sleep. Facsimile Signature of NEW YORK. 'A exact copy or wrapped. BEEF, MUTTON. PORK. SAUSAGE, E'fC, ALWAYS ON LLakeview JOHN WENDELL, Proprietor -.1 AT PRE3ENT LOCATED BUILDING NORTH OF HOTEL LAKEVidW Nature'a Woniir.via Hindlwork Throngti Utah and Colorado Castle (lute. Canon of the Grand, Black Canon, Marshall and Tennei see Passim, and the World-Famous -- ' n J iorjfe3 Fjr Descriptive and Illustrated ramph lets, write to W. C. McHrlde, ien. Ajt. " l'-M Thlld 8treet PORTLAND, OR. OASTOniA. Bean the i Kind Yog Ham Always Boirtt Signature of fun 0 1 1 in LAKE .COUNTY EXAMINER LATEST LAND AND TWO DOLLARS A YEAR. ESTABLISHED IN mm i ; 1 nILH.W lltl For Infanti and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of X fv In Use For Over Thirty ears A.d' AW a" i t ,1 Mil tms mvtmm giw, acta vam eirr. IIMMIMXIMHMMIMIIMMMIlHII HAND AT THE Meat Market.. TIM I CA(D. Effective May 29lh, Lv. a Reno 1P06. Ar. 6:5 P. M. Lv. J: P.M. Lv. 1 :12 P. M. Lv. 12:01 P. M. Ar. 11:15 A. M. Lv. 11:00 A. M Lv 7:15 A. M 9:15 A. M 11:50 A. M. Lv, U12P.M. Lv. 2:lf P. M.Ar. S:00P. M. Lv. :20 P. M. Lv. 7:30 P.M. Ar. Plumas Doyle Amedee Amedee Hot Pps Madeline t:20F-.M.Lv. Plumas :0OP, M. Lv. e Beckwith i'.V P. M. Ar. f Mohawk A r. 12-45 P M. Lv. 11:05 A. M Lv ' 8:45 A. M I a Connections made with East and West . bound drains of H. P. Co. j b Stages to and from Milford, Janesvillo, , Buntingville. j o tages to and from blandish and Susan- vllle. d Stages to and from Eaglevi le, Cedarville, j Fort Bldwoll, Adln. Alturas evlew, and 1 otner points In Oregon. I e Stages to and from Geneaee. Tgt.i,n,.ni. and Greenville, f Stages to and from Johnsvillo, Cromberg .- "Tqpt' styles in type and keep in stock a large assortment of high grade stationery so that there is no delay in executing a large order. Ourpriccs will be found vto compare favorably with jother prices. STOCK NEWS EIQttT PAGES LOCAL AND COUNTY'NEWS 1880. reee tm Ha 114 Raada. t cretary of State Lajlln of Ohio es timates that the nerr antomnblle reia tratlof law, which makes him the regit tertnf officer nnd afithorisea him to col lect a trrailo'l i:nnoftl license, will pro dace a tatj revenue of 150,000, At thl I driven to the atate highway com olaeloner'a rnud It will probably r atore the amount to be available for the rood ToaJ movement for thla yaai to the orlclnnl flcure of $200,000. Iryln(f preparation atmply d vat op dry catarrh t they dry up the aeeretlona, which adhere to the membrane and decora poaa, canning a far more serious tremble than the ordinary form of catarrh. Avoid all dry ing inhalant, fame, smoke and ennffa and nse that which eleannea, aoothea and heal. Ely' Cream Balm ia such a remedy and will cur catarrh or cold in the he4 easily and plsaaantly. A trial eize wilt b mailed for lO eenta. All druggist sell tho DOo. aire. Ely Brother. 5 A Warren St., N.T. The Balm enrea without pain, doj not irritate or cans sneezing. It spreads itself over an irritated and angry eurfaee, roller ing immediately the painful inflammation. With Ely'a Cream Balm yon are anne4 against Kaaal CaUrrh and Hay Fsver. STUDY TTIk ORK.I1AL M.MWWU lfn.M,M tion fy mail aliri1 lo ,. m. Rri7iilil lyHirl Iaii.r. y.xprriiMala''l-oriittii tiiri.l nrm I a" f' "- lllfH i-...-. "$ ,ui fAirmr I'. -r-.i siory. I'1!!. - ' le(. lor pn : ' I r , n ritii'.i n ; 4 tf, r,.- . . n.iiit'.i, .-i.'ij, a, nenarn inn nrrmnrn inviw gfMniw.iufc.i nn i. " Fm adVica, how to obuua paMBia, trado saarka, Wrth, N att COUflTJIICS. Smtimra dirret m'uk Wathimglom avm film, wumry mni often the pat mi Pttsnt ssd Infrlsgwnsat Practice Exclutlvsly. Wrtta or eonia to w as 111 mstfc Stmt, w. VaH4 ItatM riava east, WaSHINOTON, D. C. Wanted : Men in each state to travel, tack signs and distribute samples and circulars of oar goods. Salary 180.00 per mo 13.00 per day for expenses, Saunders Co, Dept. S 46-50 Jackson Boulevard, Chicago. 43-5 TRY US We Collect Epery where and Make no Charge Unless Collection is Made. We Please Our Client ASK THEM Add reus: Morgan Mercantile Co. Fenton Bid?, Portland, Or. Excursion Rates to Pacific Coast Notify your friends In the east that reduced round-trip excursion rates will go into effect June 1, 1906, and tickets will be on sale daily un til September 15, li06. Final return limit October 31, 1906. Rates from principal Eastern points areas follows: From Cbicapo $75.00 " Council Bluffs, St. Joseph, Leav enworth and Kansas City...$ 60.00 " Sioux City f62.00 " Denver. Colorado Springs, Pue blo and trinlad .....f 50.00 St. Louis $69.00 " New Orleans f 69.00 " Houston 160.00 For further information call upon or write nearest Agent or D. S. Taggart, Reno, Nev. 2 mo D. F. & P. A. Post & King have the best grude of liquors and cigars to be' found" In Oregon. tf HMWMII I RINTING IS AN ART IN ! which The Examiner ex j cells. We have all, the late