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Disfigured Skin Waited muscles and decaying bones. Wbat havoc! Scrofula, let alone. Is capable of all that, and more. It is commonly marked by bunches In the neck, inflammations in the eyes, dys pepsia, catarrh, and general debility. It is always radically and permanently cured by Hood’s Sarsaparilla Which expels all humors, cures all erup- Durability of Wood. In the very dry atmoaphi res the durability of wood is almost incred ible. Pieces of wood, wooden caskets and wooden articles have been with drawn from Egyptian catacomba of an antiquity 2 000 or 3,000 years antedating the Christian era. Busin«» is Business. The ti >ns, and builds up the whole system, ness, I on my whether young or old. Hood's Pills curs liver tils: ths non Irritation and ried The only cathartle to lake with Hood's Saraapariha. option He Knew Teacher—If you are polite and kind to your young comrades, what will be the result? Bully Jones—They’ll know they can lick you. Thia signature la on every box of the genuine Laxative Bromo-Quinine T*bieu the remedy that cure* a cold in on* day PENN’S PRETTY MASCOT AS EXPERT ON ROWING. For three years Miss Georda Layton has been the mascot of the crews that Penn sent to Poughkeepsie to contest for aquatic supremacy. She Is Fhe daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Charles H. Layton, of New York, aud is probably Millionaire—Yes. your high- intend to settle ten millions daughter the day she is mar- Duke—Just ______________ give me a month’s on that and I’ll consider it. Automobile« as Tranaport W»om. Expérimenta in France have proved con« vineinir. and the French believe they are certain to play a role of tnuch importance lit modern warfare. It is odd to note the different uses to which nature and science ure put. On the battlefield they tight for the destruction of life, while throughout the country. Hostetter’s Stomach Hitters tights to preserve it. For fifty years the Bitters lias been curing dvsjiepêia. indiges tion constipation and biliousness. It will also prevent malaria, lever and ague. A Matter of Enviornment the "Anchor” Clamp. Not Capable. She—Poor Jack’s doctor told him that he had narrowly escaped an acute infiamation of the brain. He—The doctor is an ignoramus. Jack’s brain couldn’t develop any thing acute. No More sour Stomachs. When you’re constipated, undigested food roti in your st niaeh like garbage in a swill barrel. C ean it out with Cascarete Candy <’ a- i thartic! lbc. 'JOc, 50e. A Question. Observing (lent—Pardon me, Mrs. Oldday, but your hair is coming down. Mrs Oldday—Mine! Observing Gent—Well, I thought it was yours. Beware of Ointments for Catarrh That Contnln Mercury, As mercury will surely destroy the sense of smell and completely derange the whole svs- tem whenentering it through the mucous sur faces. Such articles should never be used ex cept on prescriptions from reputable physi cians, as the damage they will do is ten fold to the good you can possibly derive from them. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J Cheney A Co., Toledo, O., contains no mercury, and is taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. In buying Hall's Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine. It is taken internally, and made in Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney <x Co. Testi monials free. Sold by Druggists, price 75c. per bottle. Hall's Family Pills are the best. Hadn't Reported Yet "You say he died a soldier’s death. What was the fatal wound?” "It isn’t known. The investiagt- ing committee hasn’t decided whether it was due to the tobacco or to hot irons.” Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s SooSh- Ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their children during the teething period. A great deal is heard now about the “anchor” fences that have sprung into wide popularity of late. It is claimed that they are the cheapest and most durable fences on earth, hence their general adoption. Mi nute inquiry into details of construc tion reveals the fact that "anchor” clamps hold (rivet tight) the large wires of which the fence is made, thus making the fence five times as Btrong and durable as any other fence on the I market. The manufacturers, The Portland Anchor Fence Co., 742 Nicolai street. Portland, Or., give a full baker’s dozen reasons why’ the "anchor” clamp is so efficient: 1. It is made of the best hoop steel, therefore is strong and durable. 2. It is simple; can be applied by any one. 3. It does what other ties pretend to do—makes an immovable anchor. 4. It prevents loose and sagging wires. 5. It keeps a fence always in repair. 6. It prevents injury to stock. 7. It makes a fence that stock can not break down. 8. It can be used on smooth or barbed wire. 9. It can lie used for making new or repairing old fences. 10. It is the only tie yet devised by which a fence can be made in any manner desired, or repaired without rebuilding. 11. It makes the BEST and most durable fence on the market. 12. IT IS CHEAP. 13. Merit alone can stand the test of time. The company will send you an illustrated book on the subject free, if you write to them. Not Expensive Enough. Mr Park Slope—Do vcfti believe that the doctors will agree that, after Refered to one Direction. all, salt is the elixir of life? “I see money is reported easier.” too Mr. Midwood—Never! It’s "Then it must mean that it goes cheap! that way. It doesn’t come any Stop« T A o Cough and easier. ” WnrJtt Off th. Cold. Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure a cold in Piso's Cure is the best medicine weever Laxative one day. No cure, No Pay. Price 25 cents. nsed for all affections of the throat and lungs.—W m . 0. E xdhlky , Vanburen, Ind.. A Narrow Escape. Feb. 10, 1900. May—You came near accepting Jack once, didn’t you? Belle—Oh, yes; I offered to toss a Hair dye is considered so detri mental to long life that a continental coin to see if I would marry him or assurance compr.ny refuses to insure not, but he didn’t have a coin to toss. the lives of persons using it. I-earn to take pictures. The‘‘A. B. C. of Photography” tells you how to The Best Prescription for Malaria Chills and Fever is a bottle of Grove’s Tasteless do it. The best book on photography Chill Tonic. It is simply iron and quinine in Your dealer can get it a tasteless form. No Cure. No Pay. Price foe. ever written. for you. Camera Craft, 330 Sutter Triumphant Flattery. street, San Francisco, Cal. “So Dick and Daisy have made up. Maud's Pleasing Fiction. By George! I wonder how. After the "Maud never wears rubbers. ” way she laid him out I never expected "Why not?” it. How did he pacify her?” *‘She’d rather say she couldn’t get “He told her that he’d rather quar pair small enough to fit her.” rel with her than kiss any other girl. ” Hair Dye and Insureance. What S. S. S. Does for Children Children are constantly exposed to all sorts of dis eases. The air they breathe is filled with germs, sewer gas and dust from the filthy streets are inhaled into the lungs and taken into the blood. At the crowded school rooms and other public places they come in contact almost daily with others recovering from or in the first stages of contagious diseases. You can’t quarantine against the balance of the world, and the best you can do is to keep their blood in good condition, and thus prevent or at least mitigate the disease. You have perhaps learned from observation or experience that healthy, robust children (and this means, of course, children whose blood is pure) are not nearly so liable to contract diseases peculiar to them, and when they do it is generally in a mild form. On the other hand, weak, emaciated and sickly ones seem to catch every disease that comes along. This is because their blood is lack ing in all the elements necessary to sustain and build up the body. Poisons of every description accumulate in the system, because the polluted and sluggish blood is unable to perform its proper functions. Such children need a blood purifier and tonic to give strength and vitality to their blood, and S. S. S., being a purely vegetable remedy, makes it the safest and best for the delicate constitutions of children. S. S. S. is not only a perfect blood medicine, but is pre-eminently the tonic for children; it increases their appetites and strengthens the digestion and assimilation of food. If your child ren have any hereditary or acquired taint in their blood, give them S. S. S. and write to our physicians for any information or advice wanted ; this will cost you noth ing, and will start the little •weaklings on the road to Book on Blood and Skin Diseases free. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA. QA. A STARTLING STORT TOLD BY A KANSAS NEWS AGENT. CITY In an Interview He Relates How He Ac- coinpllsheil What Many Others Have Failed to Du. REATH •• I bave *eeu aatng CASCAKET* and aa a mild and effective laxative they are aunpiy won derful My daughter and 1 were bothered with sick stomach aud our breath was very bad After taking a few doses of Caecareta we Lave Improved wonderfully. They are a great help in the family. WllHKTMlNA NAGBL 1137 Rittenhouse St.. Cincinnati. Cbio Holtt’e School. At Menlo Park, S«n Mateo County. Cat., with Its teautiful, «urroundinga, perfect climate, careful Mtt-er vtaion, thorough instruction, complete laboratories, and gymnasium, easily maintains Us position in the front ranks of tchools for bovs on the Pacific Coast. Ira G. Holtt, Ph. D., Principal. CANOT CATHARTIC "You ought to rise with the lark.” "Well, if I had to perch all night Very Likely. McJigger—There is a rumor that on a cold twig I suppose I'd be glad to.” China is secretly raising another army LATTO». by, conscription. THE BAKER’S DOZEN. the best informed young woman In the Thingumbob—Ah! I suppose the country on the subject of intercolle open door is responsible for this Thirteen Reasons Explaining Popularity of giate rowing. From the time the crews draft. Permun'-ritly Cured. No fits or iiervousnet rilv after lirst 'lav’* i»?ofpr. Kline's Great Nervt Restorer Send lor PK El< $2.00 trial bottle and treat fee. DtuR-H K lisc . Ltd..‘.'31 ArchSt., Philadelphia,Pa. “Robbing Peter." Towne—For godness sake, what are you so cranky about ? Browne—Oh, I asked my wife to sew a button on my coat. Towne—And wouldn’t she do it? Browne—Yes; but I’ve just discov ered that the button she sewed on my coat was cut from my vest. take up quarters until the final race Miss I.ayton Is assiduous in her devo tion to the Red and Blue oarsmen. She leads the rooting while the races are on. and never fails to be on hand to greet the crews as they come from the water, either to rejoice with them over victory or console them for defeat. IS HER OWN JOKE-MAKER. Bright Lttle Actress Is Eqnul to the Emerge ■icy. A bright little actress recently in De troit was asked how she got the jokes that she and her husband use to bright en their team work, for it was noted that they were always invariably crisp aud fresh instead of the rehash so often visited upon the public, says the Detroit Free Press. “Don't say anything about It.” and she positively blushed, “but here’s j where they come from. I never knew that I had any taleut in that direction, and none of my friends suspected it. Tom and I were bad actors when we started out together. Very bad. Our jokes had gone through the almanacs and we knew what It was to do our turn before an audience that never grinned and sometimes expressed its feeling with a hiss or worse. “We had a week in Cleveland that made us very melancholy and then we opened in Pittsburg. We were so des perate that we ignored our lines occa sionally and when nothing seemed to be doing so far as our tickling our audi ences was concerned. Tom asked me what we were going to have for break fast next morning. " 'Eggs.' I retorted. “ 'What!* be shouted, 'eggs at 30 cents a dozen?’ "There's where I first tried to be I funny on my ow n responsibility. It was a poor little joke, but it was a be ginning. 'Why. In Cleveland Saturday night,’ I laughed, 'they let you have two or three dozen eggs for nothing. Pitts burg ought to do as well.’ "Tom roared, the audience warmed to a little snicker, and then a big river man In the gallery who had not quite caught on. roared: ‘And you kin bet she will do as well.’ | “That brought them and that was what I had been needing all the time. I cut loose from my lines entirely. Even Tom got cute, for hint, and ever since that I've been our Joke maker. Some times they are studied and sometimes I they are impromptu, but we've been I prosperous and happy ever since the ' bad egg break.” Jack Williams, of No. 401 Dela ware street, says the Kansas City, Mo., Journal, is well known as an en terprising news agent and a thorough ly reliable man. He had been a suf- , ferer from kidney trouble and endured much pain from it until recently, when he tried Dr. Williams’ Pink Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. Do Pills for Pale People and with such Good, Never Sicken. Weaken, or Gripe 10c. 2àc. 50c. success that within a short time he ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... was entirely and permanently cured. •UrUa* BeaeOy Caapaay. Chl«-a*o. lealrraL Sa* Tark. Sii .Tn.RAfì Sold and guaranteed by all drug- To a reporter he said: • I U-DAU stau u> CIMI: Tobacco H a Diu “For two years I had pains in the > M back constantly, causing me serious His View of It. inconvenience. But I did not at- ‘ tempt to do anything for* my com- * McJigger—I thought your wife was plaint until the latter part of last ! econoni ical. winter, when I saw an advertisement ■ Thingumbob—Such ignorance! My of Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for dear man, no woman is ever econom Pale People and decided to see what ical. She is either extravagant or they would do for me. I was relieved stingy. within one week after I began taking them; the pains disappeared and so YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ABE TAKING vou take Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic, complete was the cure that I have When beesuse the formula is plainly printed on every not found it necessary to take further bottle showing that it Is simply Iron aud Qui treatment nor have I been troubled nine in . tasteless form. No Cure, Ne Pay. 50c. at all by the disease since.” Fond of the Baby. Kidney complaint is an insiduous "My wife doesn’t stay but a week disease. First come almost unnoticed pains in the back and some slight in down at her mothers.” "Homesick?” convenience. The pains grow gradu “No; but her younger sisters ad ally worse and the inconvenience greater till finally, if not given medi mired our baby so much that they cal treatment, the person suffers awful nearly washed it to pieces.” torture and becomes unfit to follow Not Essentials. bis ordinary occupation. Blood pois oning sets in. the constitution is Friend—But you say the charges wrecked at,id death often results. are without foundation. Mr. William stook the one unfailing Campaign manager—Yes, but in remedy and was readily cured within politics a big superstructure can be a few weeks. His statement was built without any foundation. sworn to before Lionel Moise, a no tary public, and the facts above will bear the most searching investigation. Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People will not only effect a cure in cases similar to the one above, hut. acting directly upon the blood and nerves, are an unfailing specific for such diseases as locomotor ataxia, par tial paralysis. St. Vitus' dance, sei- 1 atiea, neuralgia, rheumatism, nervous t headache, after effects of the grip, I palpitation of the heart, pale and sal- , low complexions and all forms of I weakness either in male or female. MAMPiON At all druggists or direct from Dr. Williams Medicine Co.. Schenectady, N. Y. Price 50 cents per box; six We Guarantee Thar the Eccentric Sprocket Wheel on thia boxes, $2.50. machine will give an absolute gain of 16A^ per Mayor ■ Harn. The soundings of the Mayor's horn at Rlpo is one of the moat ancient cus- ! toms In the kingdom. It formerly an nounced the setting of tlie watch; but It has now lapsed Into the formality of three blasts given at 9 o'clock every evening at the Mayor's residence by bls official horn-blower and three more at the market cross. Probably every child cherishes It against bls parents that they on-e gave him a calf, and kept the money when they sold It. After a man gets Into trouble It Is easy far him to see how be might have kept out of it. Fashion in Kansas. "What did that Kansas woman want?” "She wanted a hatehet pocket put in the side of her seal coat. ” DON’T GET WET! THE OR 141 MAL I OILED CLOTHING- MA OF JtBCAOt M YfLLOW 1$ SURE PROTECTION ON 4 EVER WET WEÀTHER. UES-EiSL............. .. SHOWS rULL UNE0F6ÁRMEÑT5 AND HATS. AeJ.tÒWÈR CÒjBÒSTÒN MA33 „ li. P. M. U. JI*. S1-1HL HEN writing t* advertiser* pleas* mention this paper« W JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, Foot of Morrison Street. I Can give von Bnggiw. flows. Windmills an<i Machinery. See the beat bargains in Boilers and Engines, Pnm os an 1 General us lie I ore buying. Where do You Sell Your Hides? rffr wr. We always pay the Highest Price. Chas. L. Mastick & Co. cent of power at time of tieing and discharging 75 Front St., cor. Oak, Portland, Or. bundle. The Necessary Advances. The Force-feed Elevator will waste leas grain than any other. There is ie*s shattering. I She—You should speak to papa The Relief Rake keeps inner end of platform S m rer Resolutions first. You don’t expect him to make clear. Everyone of those using Champion Binder the advances, do you? says it has no equal. He—Well, if he doesn’t, we to get married? how are SEND FOR CATALOGUE. Mitchell, Lewis & Staver Co., TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAT Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. AU lruggists refund the money if it fails to cure. E. W. Grove’s signature Ison each box. 25c. She Knew Him. “All is lost save honor, ” telephoned the defeated candidate to his wife at 2 a. tn. “Well, you’ll have to walk home, then, ” she answered, "forthat won’t do you any good on the owl cars.” And then nothing but the low, hoarse buzzing of the telephone wires answer ed her. Started Her Song. Mrs. Brown (at Mrs. Smiths tea party)—Oh, dear, that dreadful MisB Smith is singing again. I wonder what started her. Tommy Brown (aged seven)—I dropped a penny down her back when she wasn’t looking. Flral and Taylor Sta. PORTLAND, OR Keeley Cure I ture rslief fioin liquor, opium an i tobáceo habiU. Send for particulars to V aa I au Insllhila Keeley institute. Moved to 4’30 William* a »*.. ■ »w* Wholesale Boots and Shoes KRAUSSE & PRINCE, 87 and 89 First Street, Portland, Oregon. Catalogue Furnished Upon Application. All Kinds Carried in Stock. GEISLER PATENTS COMPANY, Chamber of Commerce, PORTLAND, OREGON. Secures patents for Inventions In the ( nited States an I foreign countries. Also negotiates mar kets und defends patent inven tions. No better terms or fact!Illes than we offer obtainable any where. Par men i of our fees may be deferred till patent is allowed. Write for pamphlet. Hotel Flavel 1 4 00 D rops ] iNtAN IS/( H1LDKLN Promotes Digestion.Cheerful- ness and Rest Contains neither anum.Morphine norMuieral ot N arcotic . CASTDRIA Open« for aeaaon June ?», 1901. Col. J. F. Hervey, Manager For Infanta and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought AVfcgetable Preparation for As similating ihe Food and Regula ting the Stomachs and Bowels of F I *. i THE "MONTEREY" OF OREGON. Moat beautiful and perfectly eqnipncd I'ira mer rcaort. Every convenience aud comfort. Free bu« from hotel to «urf. Bathing, tUhlntf, dancing, towline. A iplen.lnt hotel with lovely M.rroundinita. Under new management thia year. For rat.-« and re«ervati<>na add re«» Bears the Signature of HOTEL FLAtfiL, Fl...I, Ora Or J. L. MITCHELL, 81S Mar^uam Bldg., HILL MILITARY ACADEMY, Fart I and. Ora I A Private School The Gulf Stream Recent investigations have shown that the principal source of the Gulf Stream Is not the Florida channel but the region between and beside the Isl ands of the West Indies. At Blnloni the volume of this warm water Is Gd times as great ns the combined volume of all the rivers In the world at their mouths. Alliance. FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES. The First American Duel. In the year 1H3O occurred the first | duel known to hnve taken place on | American soli. The principals, Edward Doty and Edward Leister, were ser vants of a Mr. Hopkins, one of the New England colonists. The tnen had quar reled over some trifling matter ant! re sorted to the field for Its settlement The affair was stopped by the authori ties. but not before one had been wounded In the thigh and the other in the hand. There wits no law covering such matters, but the Governor of the province decided that the men should be punished neverthless. At his orders they were sent to have their heads and feet tied together, and He In that condi tion twenty-four hours, without food or drink. They suffered so much, how- ! ever, that tljey were released at the end of an hour.—Pittsburg Dispatch. A Forced Muggins—He married the cook, I believe. Buggins—Yes; you see she wanted to leave. ___________ _____ _ A perfect Remedy forConsUpa Aperteci for Constipa Hon. Hon, Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Feverish .Feveristv ness and LOSS Loss OF SLEEP. Facsimile Signature of NEW YORK \ I I) UlOillllS Use For Over Thirty Years < » JjOt.s.s EXACT COPY or WRAPPER. CASTORIA rst eenrrau« eowMwv. mew »o«« errv. For boarding and day pHplla. <)|* ib September 18. Fine new building. The principal ha« had twenty-three year«’ experience in Portland. Cor respondence solicited For catalogue« address J. W. HILL, M. !>., P. O. drawer 17, Portland, Or. SUNNIER la beat tlm* to enre Catarrh, Hronchltta and Cotisunipilon. Oar remedy is guaranteed, *1. P. 0. Hoi »73. W. H. SMITH 1 CO., Buffilo, N. Y. CONSUMPTION