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V Cleanse Your Blood The cause of all spring humors, pimples and eruptions, as well as of that tired feeling and poor appe tite, is found in impure, depleted blood. The perfect blood purifier is Hood’s Sarsaparilla, ac multitudes know by experience. It cures all blood diseases, from the smallest pimple to the stubborn scrofula sore — from morning tired ness to extreme nervous prostration. Begin taking it TODAY. HOOD’S Sarsaparilla Ta America’s Greatest Spring Medi cine. Be sure to get Hood’s. Niagara Falls and the Buffalo Exposition. All of the Pan-American visitors will go to Niagara Falls, and all of the eiectricitv used on the exposition grounds will come from Niagara Falls. Both will travel between the two greatest attractions the world will offer during 1901. TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablet*. All i*ts refund the money if it fails to cure. Grove'» signature is oh each box. 25c. An Upside Down House. How would you like to live in a house upside down? Such a structure is to be seen on the wonderful Midway of the Pan-American Exposition. CATARRH CANNOT BE CURED With local applications, as they cannot react the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a blood 01 constitutional disease, and in order to cure it you must take internal remedies Hail’s Ca tarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces. Hall's Ca tarrh Cure is not a quack medicine. It was prescribed by one of the best physicians in this country for years, and isa regular prescription. It iH composed of the best tonics known, com bined with the best blood purifiers, acting di rectly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect combination of the two ingredients is what pro duces such wonderful results in curing catarrh. Send for testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Proprs., Toledo, O. Bold by druggists, price 75c. Halls Family Pills are the best Rate of Interest in Canada. The legal rate of interest in Canada is now 5 per cent, the reduction from 6 per cent having been made by a stat ute of the dominion which went into effect January 1. There is no remedy that can equal GtRFIKLD TE \ for the cure of all derangements of the liver; it ha* for years been the standard by which other remedies are judged. President to Open Pan-American Exposition. President McKinley has promised to open the Pan-American exposition at Buffalo, on May 20. Educate Your Bowels! Your bowels can be trained as well as your muscle or your brain. Cascarets Candy Cathar tic train your bowels to do right. All drug gists, 10c, 25c, 50c. Wonderful Development of Electricity. Professor Slaby, German scientist, predicts wonderiul development of electricity this century. Observation, on Commonpl.ee Matter, by the Atchison G loue Man. Lots of good people bate lettuce. People as quickly Imitate good ac- tions as they imitate bad. If yeu act as they think you should, your friends are your friends. Some men spend so much time In rub bing It in that they do little else. How many things you are cotu|>elled to do that you do not want to do! If you want to find out who the comedians are. carry a jug down town When a man finds at home all the comforts of a hotel, l;e will be satisfied. When you put a nickel in the baby’s bank, you are really giving to Its mother. Dou't be too free in abusing other people for being fools—you may be one yourself. If you have kept a secret, the time always conies when you will be proud of yourself. When a girl's first cooking appears on the table, her brothers realize vvhat great wits they are. Dou’t talk. There Is no truth in the world so apparent that some one will not disagree with you. It is strange how many people will become interested In you If you start down town, carrying a grip and an overcoat Don’t knock if things don't suit you; If there is no electric bell to push, your grievance is too old-fashioned to worry about. A man hears. “O, these men!” so often, that he finally comes to wonder every night that he was not arrested during the day. If a young man goes Into a jewelry store to look at ladies’ rings, the worst gossip in town is sure to step in and catch him at it. A real hard-working woman is quick to forget herself, and stand with her hands on her hips. This Is a sure sign of hard work. There is a good deal said about keep ing abreast with the times, but the real important thing is getting one’s work done up on time. When a rich man dies It is remarked that enough money was spent on the coffin to have clothed some of the poor kin that showed up at the funeral. A girl should never envy another girl who is more popular with young men; all she gets out of it is more scoldings from her father because of the gas bills. There are lots of good people who work so hard, and are so tired, that heaven would lie more Inviting to them, if less w’ere said about climbing the golden stairs. A woman cannot be said to have given a big social function unless there were so many guests that they got their wraps mixed up, aud never did get them back. If a man told his sweetheart yester day that she was the nicest girl in the State, he must tell her to-morrow that she Is the nicest girl in the world, or she will begin to Suspect Something. Every woman knows how a burglar could climb up a certain tree, push open a certain window by getting hold of the frame a certain way, enter her house, and rob and kill every one In it DEATH LURKS IN A SNEEZE. This signature is on every box of the genuine Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablet* the remedy that cures a sold in one day United Ststes Silk Industry. Thirty thousand people in the United States make their living from the grow ing silk industry. ECZEMA’S 1TOH IS TORTURE. Eczema 1* caused by an acid humor in the blood coining in contact with the •kin and producing great redness and in flammation ; little pustular aruptiona form and discharge a thin, sticky fluid, which dries and acales off ; sometimes the skin is bard, dry and fissured. Eczema in any form is a tormenting, stubborn disease, and the itching and burning at times are almost unbearable; the acid burning humor seems to oose out and act the skin on fire. Salves, washes nor other exter nal applications do any real good, for as long as the poison remains in the blood it will keep the skin irritated. BAD FOAM OF TETTER» “For three years I bad Tetter on my hands which esueefl them to swell te twice their aatnral sice. Fart of the time the dtaeaae was tn t he fa, m of ren nin, sores, very pain ful. and ca ase einch discomfort Four doctors said the Tetter bad pro,: eased too far io be cored, sad tiny could 4 > notaia, for KI *x>k only three Ilea of 6. • S and seas completely cured TMs was ftfteen years ano. and I bare nerev alnee seen .nr sigil of my old trouble.” — Maa. L. a jacxaoie, 141« McGee at, Kansas City, Me. 8. 8. S neutralise* this acid poison, cool* the blood and restore* it to a healthy, natural state, and the rough, unhealthy skin becomes soft, smooth and clear. cures Tetter, Ery sipelas, Psoriasis, Salt Rheum and all akin disease* due to a pois oned condition of tc blood. Send for our book and write u. about your case. Our physician* have made these diseases a life atudy, and can help you by their advice; vre make no charge for this service. All correspondence is conducted in stricteet confidence. THE SWIFT (FtOIFM CO. ATLANTA. AA. Young Idaho Represgntetiv*. HOMESPUN PHILOSOPHY. Men May Commit Homicide by Venting; Their Influenza. Dr. Herman Koeniger, a German of high scientific attainments, has for some time been trying to find out what becomes of the germs that are released when a person speaks, coughs and sneezes, and from the conclusions at which be has arrived Henri De Par- ville, a French scientist, feels justified In claiming that a person may by simply sneezing commit homicide. “ 'Dr. Koeniger,” he says, “lias clearly proved that a person who speaks, coughs and sneezes is a room In which there is no appreciable current of air disseminates germs to a distance of more than seven meters, and that these germs are carried in all direc tions and even to a height of more than two meters. As few persons talk alike, the germs disseminated by speech vary greatly, some of them re- niainingin suspension for an hour, and others only for a quarter of an hour, the latter being especially the case when there Is even a slight current of air. “On the other hand, germs are very quickly disseminated by coughing and sneezing, and the smaller the microbes are the further they are likely to spread. Among such tiny niicrol»es are those of Influenza and the plague, whereas among the larger ones are those of tuberculosis and diphtheria. Evidently, therefore, the danger Is greatest whenever there Is the greatest number of microbes within a person's mouth. “In view of Dr. Koenlger's discovery It will be well for everyone to keep as far away as possible from persons who cough and sneeze. Physicians advise persons suffering from colds to gargle and keep their mouths cleansed, but Is that sufficient and are any such pre cautions guaranty against diph theria? In any case a person should al ways cover his mouth with his hand or his handkerchief before he coughs or sneezes. Sneezing seems an In nocent act, but Dr. Koenlger’s experi ments show that It could very easily be used ax a weapon with which to com mit homicide.” What has become of the old-fashion ed woman who asked her boy. when be did not speak up promptly and ac knowledge his faulL “Has the cat got your tongue?” Poor cooking has wrecked many a domestic ship on the matrimonial sea. Glenn P. McKinley, speaker of the Idaho house of representatives, is the youngest member of that body, being only 22 years old. fie is a student of the law department of the University of Idaho. know what you're planting when you plant Ferry’s Reeds. If you buy cheap seeds you can’t be sure. Take no chances — get berry’s. Dealers every where sell them. Write for 1901 Seed Annuel— mailed free Proposed Alliance With England. It the United States and England should form an alliance, the combined strength would be so great that there would belittle chance for enemies to overcome us. In a like manner, alien men and women keep up their bodily strength with Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, there is little chance of attack* from disease. Tneold time remedy enriches the blood, steadies tlie nerves, ami increases ihc*api*etiie. Try it for dyspep sia and indigestion. 1 vk ¡111 jk'Vfc- P nil K W liir ML D M. FERRY A GO., Detroit, Mich. Translation of the Bible. During the century the Bible been translated iuto more than lanugages, which nine-tenths of human lace can read. A NEW ACCOUNT BOOK Of Particular Interest to Threihermcn Farmer*. . Russell & Co., of Portland, Ore., largest dealers in machinery on Pacific Coast, have just issued at con siderable ex|<ense a neat and very com plete account book for up-to-date threrheimen, etc. The books are tor free distribution, and all people who want them should write immediately to Russell & Co., Portland, Ore. The Only Possibility. He—Nothing could ever come be- tween us, could it, dear? She—I can't think of a single thing, unless I should happen to become en gaged to some other man. MRS. PARCE S STORI. HER TROUBLE MADE HER AFRAID TO RETIRE AT NIGHT. Nervoiianexe, the Disease That Wreck* th« Happiness of so Many Women, Conquered at East. No incident of the many that are daily brought to public attention is of greater human interest than that which centers about Ellen Pares, the wife of Mr. David F. Parce, of No. 4 Spruce St., Binghamton, N. Y. The story is told by Mrs. Parce as follows: ‘‘It was two years ago this summer that 1 was in a miserable coudi ion as tne result of hard work. I was completely run down, pale and losing flesh, and so nervous that I could not sleep or even get rest. It was dread ful to go to bed at night all worn out and lie awake for hours with nervous- uness. If I did fall asleep it was to wake up in the morning aB tired as when I went to bed. “My head troubled me a great deal, too, both with pain and dizziness. If I stooped over at any time 1 would be so dizzy I could hardly see or keep from falling down. I was troubled some what with indigestion at this time, but the nervousness was the greater trouble. If I became a little excited my hands would shake so I could hard ly hold anything in them. I felt that something must be done so I employed our best physicians. They did all they could for me and although I ob tained some benefit from their treat- ment, not one of them did me any per mauent good. “I had, of course, read of Dr. Wil- Hams' Piuk Pills for Pale People but had never taken any of them til) a friend recommended them to me eo strongly that 1 got some and before the first box was used up I began to feel that they were doing me good. I kept on taking them according to di rections and got from them the only real, permanent benefit 1 have bad from any remedy. It did seem eo good to get a night’s sleep and to be re freshed by It. I am a firm believer in Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale Peo ple and recommend them to all my friends. 1 generally keep a box in the house to take in case 1 feel a little run down.” ELLEN PARCE. At all druggists or direct from Dr. Williams Medicine Co., Schenectady, N. Y. Price, 60 cents per box; 6 boxes for $2.60 POULTRY First Presbyterian Church of Greensboro, Ga., and Its Pastor and Elder. The day was when men of promi | appeared. For this special malady I nence hesitated to give their testimon consider it well nigh a specific. As a ials to proprietary nudicines for pub tonic for weak and worn out people lication. This remains true today of it has few or no equals.”—Kev. E. G. most proprietary medicines, but Pe- Smith. runa has become so justly famous, its Mt. M. J. Rossman, a prominent merits are known to so many people of merchant of Grennsboro, Ga , and an high and low stations, that no one hes elder in the Presbyterian church of that itates to see bis name in print recom place, has used Peruna, and in a re mending Peruna. cent letter to The Peruna Medicine The highest men in our nation have Co., of Columbus, Ohio, writes as fol given Peruna a strong endorsement. lows: Men representing all classes and sta “For a long time I was troubled tions are equally represented. A dignified repiesentative of the with catarrh of the kidneys and tried Presbyterian church in the person of many remedies, all of which gave'me Rev. E. G. Smith does not hesitate to no relief. Peruna was recommended state publicly that he has used l'eruna to tne by several friends, and after in bis family and found it cured when using a few bottles 1 am pleased to say other remedies failed, In this state- that the long looked for relief was nient the Kev. Smith is supported by found and I am now enjoying better health than I have for years, and can an elder in his church. Rev. E. G. Smith, pastor ot the Pres heartily recommend Peruna to all byterian church of Greensboro, Ga., similarly affiiofed. It is certainly a grand medicine.”—M. J. R obbiuau . writes: If you do not derive prompt and sat •‘Having used Peruna in my family for some time it gives me pleasure to is factory results from the use of Reru testify to its true worth. My lit ns, write at once to Dr. Hartman, tle boy seven years of age has been Buf giving a full statement of your case aud fering for some time with catarrh of he will be pleased to give you his val the lower bowels. Other remedies had uable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, president failed, but after taking two bottles of Peruna the trouble almost entirely dis- Ilartmau Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. All Kinds of Wire and Iron Work PORTLAND WIRE & IRON WORKS 149 Front Bt., Portland, Oregon, MONEY Heirs of Union Soldiers who hoinsteaded less than 160 acres before June ¿2, 1874 (no matter 11 abandoned), should addrtM HF.NKY N, COPH, Washington, D. C. FAT FOLKS REDUCED from 15 to 25 lbs. per month by a harmless treatment. Thousands cured. Mrs. M. A. MacCrone, 431 Hawley St., Rochester, N. Y., writes: “Four years ago 1 was reduced 48 pounds by your valu able treatment. My experience as Trai ned Nurse has taught me the dangers of Fatty Degeneration Have not gained.’’ Patients treated bv mall confidentially. For particulars address,with •Ump. UR.P.C.AUlER, I3U Sssnuic Trmple.thirsgo.Hl n ATrii to WI ihout ■ Jf Il I L ■ W. linlcHN HUCCeNRflll I 11 I I 111 ■ gAfiend description I ■* ■ Mm ■ w I and get free opinion MILO. H. STEVENS & CO., Estab. 1864. Div. 4.817—14th Street, WASHINGTON D. C. Branch offices: Chicago, Cleveland and Detroit CUTLER’S CifIBÜUÏE of IODINE A guaranteed Care for Catarrh and Consumption. 11.00. D Lock Box 145. I Larger Gains in the Southern States. Southern states are making much larger gains than any other section in the business of ootton and woolen man ufacturing. NETTINC Buy from the manufacturer. Price in lull roll* 2 feet wide, 150 feet long. W. H. SMITH & CO., Buffalo, N.Y . Prop’s MACHINERY, FARM IMPLEMENTS, Etc THE BEST HERB TBA. Garfield Tea is made from HERBS; there are no harmful drugs in its composition. It is the t>e*t blood purifier known to medical science. Two Large Steamers. Two large sea-going steamers, feet long and with a 43-foot beam, to be built upon the great lakes by American Shipbuilding Copmauy. NV ojm tho Dough and Worha Off tha Ootd. Laxative Brumo-Qulntne Tablets cure a cold in one day. No cure, No Pay. Price 25 cent*. Misapplied Censure. Pastor (severely)—You brought nothing into this world and can take nothing out of it. Miser—Well, don’t blame ms; it isn’t my fault, I’m sure. The greatest public schools of the large cities use Carter’s ink exclusively. It is the best and costs no more chan the poor i est. Get it. riTft Permanently Cured. No AU «r nervouBnee» ■ IIO after flret day’» ut» of l»r. Kline’« Great Nerve , Restorer Rend for FK EF. 9*2.00 trial bottle an-1 treat 1M. D b .R. II K line , LU1.V3) Arch St.. Philadelphia. Pa. Wanted Particular*. Judge—What’s the charge against the prisoner, officer? Officer—He had an infernal machine in hie possession, your honor. Automobile or bicycle?” IF YOU WANT AN ENGINE, BOILER NOTHING BETTER MADE You can’t make a mistake it you gsti ..Mitchell.. Mitchell, heuiis & Staven Co. What is CASTORIA Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops anil Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children’s Panacea The Mother’s Friend. RUSSELL & CO., Portland. Oregon FAIRBANKS MORSE & CO H. P GASOLINE ENGINE Pumps Water, Saws Wood, Grinds Feed, and costs two cents an hour to run. Get fall particulars from 310 Market Street, San Francisco, Cal.; First and Stark Sts., Portland, Gr.; Ixie Angeles, Spini,hSpexking People. nighc*t Inhabited Place. The highest inhabited place tn the In 90 years the Spanish speaking people have increased from 26,190,000 world ie the custom house of Anco- marca, Peru, 16,000 feet above the sea. to 42,000,000. ♦ The Kind You Have Always Bought Bean the Signature of Or in fact anything; in the Machine line, write us for Catalogues and Prices. PORTLAND. ORECON CASTO RIA The Kind You Have Always Bought han borne the signa ture of Chan. H. Fletcher, and has been niado under his pergonal supervision for over IJO years. Allow no one io deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and “ Just-as-good ” are but Experiments, anti endanger the health of Children—Experience against Experiment. SAW MILL The Beat Prescription for Malarfa Chills and Fever is a bottle of Grove’s Tasteless Chill Tonic. It is simply Iron and quinine in a tasteless form. No Core. No Pay. Price 60c Carbonate of Lime in the Ocean. It has been estimated that if the rhi- zopodi, wnich secrete living sheila in the ocean, are as numerous down to a Should Establish Lighthouse. depth of 600 feet as they are near the Although after the wreck of the Mo surface, there are over 16 tons of shell hican two yean ago and again after of carbonate of lime in the upper fath that of tne Paris last year the Trinity oms of every square mile of the ocean. Brethren. the British lighthouse authorities, promised that a light KNOW WHAf YOU ARK TAKING would be put on the Manacles reef, off YOU When vou take Grove’* TaxteleM ( bill Tonic, the Lizzard, nothing marks the spot but beceiix the formula la plainly printed on every »bowing that it la »Imply Iron and Quf the old bell buoy that has been proved boule nine in a taaiele»« form. No Cure, No Pay. 50c. insufficient. War Between United States and Germany. Pieo'e Cure for Consumption ie an infal lible medicine fur coughs and coIris.—N. W 8 a « cil , Ocean Grove, N. J., Feb. 17, Naval officers look for a war with Germany. Admiral Dewey is said to have predicted a conflict within two yean. Popular Literature In France. In Use For Over 30 Years. There nre about 117.000 novels in the Pari« national library and nearly 69,- 0 )0 volumes of French poetry. M. r. N. u t* advartlMvs pl • P«F»v-