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9- YAMHILL REPORTER. A. V. K. HWVBKM, Proprietor. I K « (L fl I I I 4 t I I 3 I The Mtary of the Old •• Klementnrv Mpelling-Hook ’’ Ke vauiped to Suit the Time»«. THE THAT SELL. A New York bookseller gives the following information on fashion in books: “At present the most popular Amer ican novelists are Henry .James and W. 1). Howells. Their books sell by the thousands. Of the two, .James is a trifle the more popular. His ‘Portrait of a Lady,’ which made his reputation and his fortune at the same tune, sells very rapidly to young men who wear dog- collars and attenuated boots, and to young ladies with similar proclivities. His last book, ‘The Siege of London.’ judged by the number sold, is a decided failure, and would be an absolute one were it not that his former reputation serves to buoy it up. Howell’s ‘Mod ern Instance’ is at present very salable; in fact, it is very difficult to keep it in stock, for the demand for it is continu ous. His ‘Wedding .Journey* is ubo popular, and is bought by Home queer freak, mainly because of its title, by newly married people, Mrs. Burnett's books sell very well, us do those of Christian Reid (Miss fisher), the author of ‘Hearts of Steel,’ and sev eral other quite readable, and, what is much more to the purpose, very salable books. Marion Harland’s and Mrs. E. D. E. N. Southworth’s books are bought mostly by circulating libra ries, and are spread among the read ing public in that wav. The English are the most popular novelists. Beyond them all, in point of number of books sold, stands Will iam Black. His novels sell by the hundreds of thousands. His last book, ‘Shandon Bells,’ has not sold as well as his former ones, but it is neverthe less very popular. Thomas Hardy and Mrs. Alexander are both writers of salable books, and many are the editions they have given to the read ing world. Zola is as popular as ever he was, and his books are read by all classes of persons and by both sexes. Of all his books, ‘Nana* is perhaps the most popular. Among dead novelists Dickons stands foremost. The number of his books that are sold is ever on the increase, and although edition after edition has been taken from the press in this country and in England, ‘Pickwick’ and ‘Curiosity Shop’ ,are still read by all classes with mingled laughter and tears. The copyrights for the earlier of his novels have expired, but his family still receive quite an important income from the sale of his later works. Next to Dickens, yet ranking al most beside him, is Thackeray. His ‘Pendennis,’ ‘Newcomes,’ and ‘Esmond’ are bought as eagerly as ever. Of all the works of women writers those of George Eliot sell the best. ‘Romola’ is just at present the most popular, but ‘Daniel Deronda,’ despite all pre dictions to the contrary, holds its own as one of the most popular books of the century. Charles Kingsley still lives to his readers, and ‘Hypatia’ remains his great work in the estima tion of our customers.” FASTEST POSSIBLE TROTTER. DANGES FROM ELECTRIC LIGHT. The F.lertrlr C urrent Heating Wire to White Heat---Heath in the I u- t»een Bolt, U0W FAST HOUSES WILL ULTIMATELY TltoT, ASH «HES THE MAXIMUM WILL 1IE REACHED. S kinny M es . “well.’ i, resinres heahh and Xo, , Impotence. 11 ALL S P pi .M iinahv II.. C ough R nmeiiv - AL work. (Louisville Courier-Journal.] [Cincinnati Commercial Gazette.] York Suu. A good old m u», being down town one . M,r Sa...... . B. I-01|,|(.r'^~7 Beware of the electric light wire as you New How fust will tl><‘ fiiutest possible illKtllll l llllllly, 'rt.w “ S|>l’nit(<, i evening, was invited to join the Humani would of the jobberwock. One is just as trotter go? What is the highest «peed Bitters ent In ly Vllr„i| ln7:#, tarian Fudgers. He was delighted, and ho mysteriously terrible as tho other. “ John, three year« »tandlgn.» * •*? AWAITING THE CONQUEROR. that cun ever beuttained by the Ameri joined. Next day, while in his garden, he the janitor and champion wrestler of the discovered a boy in his apple tree. Here can trotting horse for a distance of one gymnasium, got an electric scare the other [Arthur Hugh Clough.] Mils, ( hivehxor M,,,,,.,. ~ was an opportunity for showing his neigh day that he has not yet recovered from. It mile'? . , . , . „ n fnimSiiH Fras< ib,.. ■ ' “•*»> Hope evermore and believe, (J man, for e’er, bors how important a thing is humanitarian These are questions which two well- a tiii Iiiagnilln.nl was during the rainy spell. In the midst of grand as thy thought fudge. “ Bee, ” he says, “ how readily I known scientific men, Prof. William H. one of the heaviest showers he was seized Ini’ mansion house 'J So are the things that thou seest; e’en as shall subdue this wicked boy with humanity!” thy hope and belief. Knabe, ami dis-« fu|| , with astonishment on seeing that the electric Brewer, of Conrecticut, und Mr. Fran Cowardly art thou and timid? They rise to Bo his neighbors all gathered at the fence, i light wire running from Boutillier’s roof at cis E. Nipher, of Missouri, have lately hrated make. Win, and looked through the crack. “ My good provoke thee against them. the rear into the gymnasium was on fire, as endeavored to answer in three papers vile the Muses, tln.G.X1' , .... Hast thou courage? Enough: seethem ex boy!” cried the good old man, “if you will only . ........ . '¡„ ";' 'h ‘ J he expressed it. A telephone message for contributed to The American Jouriml of ulting to yield. J n come down from that tree 1'11 give you a help was at once sent to the office of the Science. The first of these articles, gon Statesman. Yea, the rough rock, the dull earth, the wild great big piece of cake!” “Cheese it, cully! Brush Electric Light company, and in the bv Prof. Brewer, appeared in April. ",!’r' A- T- Benak, (iarfleld t sea’s furyiug waters, yu giviu’ me?” returned the boy, (Violent, say’st thou, ami hark? Mighty, Whatter meantime John undertook to drown out the The contribution« of Mr. Nipher are Onee using Brown's Iron“L who always used good language, because his its smu.ri..el>........ ." 7, *r'.’n Bitt thou think'st, to destroy?) fire. He got on the roof, and standing All, with ineffable longing, are waiting their parents were both resiM»ctable. three feet from the wire, which published in the numbers for July ami The neighbors bphind the fence tittered. invader; was in a white heat, ho ladled a August. All, with one varying voice, call to him, “ Come now, you know how wicked it is to l’rof. Brewer publishes a table show cup of water from a pail and threw “Come and subdue/’ steal! I shall have to tell your father if you it upon the radiant metal. There was a ing the number of trotting horses Still for their conqueror call, and but for the don’t get down!” “ He’ll call you a liar, old “sizz,” and John avers that some of the w hich have attained or «urpassed vari joy of being conquered Who ha« not «,.eI1 th . . (Rapture they will not forgo) dare to resist chap, if you do. You’d better go in the water splashed on his arm, sending a shock ous rates of speed ranging front 2j3t) girl traiiHforined in a few ’ house.” The neighbors tittered again. The and rebel. through him that would have laid out any to 2:11 for a series of years extending tile pale haggard, di«n|r| Still while resisting and raging, in soft under good old man began to lose his temper. less athletic individual. He then moved from 1K43 to 1SS2. From this table it 1 lie sparkling eye« are <lii, “ Really, boy, I shall have to throw some tones say unto him: three feet farther back, and from there appears that in 1853 there was only one ringing laugh heard no iuol “Fear not, retire not, O man; hope ever thing at you if you don’t come down!” played fireman. There really appeared im horse that had trotted a mile in 2:30 or the eaiises are disorder« of .i1 more and believe. “ Throw and be darned! you old fool! I minent danger of tho roof catching fire, as better; in 1853 the number had in which Dr. Pierce'« “FaVOThJpS? Go from the east to the west, as the sun and ain’t afeared o’ you!” retorted the boy, the wire, near where it was heated, passed creased to U; in 1863 to 50; in 1873 to would remedy in a short tin e i'?' the scars direct thee, that the “Favorite Preiri’o^ With the great girdle of God, go and en snatching another apple. “ Haw, haw!” now through the wooden frame of a skylight. shouted the neighbors. Here the good old 376; in 1882 to 1,681. The table also failingly cure all “fe'.n^w . compass the earth.” When the expert from the Brush company man, quite angry, grasped a handful of restore health and 1^,"? arrived, he donned a pair of rubber gloves, shows that up to 1882, 405 horses had and druggists. Semi t||,.,.,. B) grass and hurled it at the boy. “ Haw, haw, TREATMENT OF CRIMINALS. and standing on a dry board he cut the wire trotted a mile in 2:25 or better; 275 in bee, haw!” yelled the asinine neighbors. 2:23 or better; 156 in 2:21 or better; in two. Home Ssug^est Ions From a lliiniaiil- “ Fire away old Stick-in-the-mud!” cried the Tho electric light people affect to think 60 in 2:19 or better; 18 in 2:17 or bet boy. tarian View ot the «subject. little of such an occurrence, but several ter, and 8 in 2:15 or better. “1 leave The old inan was red hot, and some of the [“Pickaway” in Cincinnati Enquirer.] scientific people, to whose attention it has it to mathematicians,” said Prof. Brewer The Spectator printing office neighbors had nearly split themselves. “You been brought, say that it is but a warning of in reference to this table, "to plot the ton, Ont., was burned recently.’ In the penitentiary how many erimi- young scoundrel!” he shouted, seizing a big a terrible accident that will one day happen. curves which immediately suggest n. Is has the state reclaimed and soft stick of hickory stove wood, “if you don’t “It quiet« the patient and ultim-j The workmen who came to the relief of John themselves to determine how fast ened by wise and humane treatment ? come down this instant I'll bust you, you in at the gymnasium say that the wire got horses will ultimately trot and when eureshnn. A late eneonium oS The busy, practical, rushing, scram fernal little beast!” And without giving the IT AN N ek VINE. ldAJui heated because of striking against a piece of bling average citizen, who gives littlo boy a chance to reply, the good old man sent this maximum will be reached.” tin, thus forming a “ground.” He admits thought to these questions beyond pay the cudgel flying. It grazed the urchin’s ear. Mr. Nipher has undertaken the task Brown« Bronchial Troches forG. that had the wood been wet—thus making a ing and cursing his taxes, will say that He dropped his apple, and as the good old man t olds: ‘There Is nothin» good conductor—a fire would probably have thus suggested. His first conclusion, ami oared with them.” Rev. 0.1) there should be no sentimental non reached for another club, the young rascal as stated in the July number of The occurred. The officials of the Brush Electric Walton, Ind. sense in these matters. If the state howled: “Oh, Lordy, mister, if you’ll only Light company claim that they cover their American Journal of Science, was that shelters and feeds the unfortunate and let me come down, I’ll pay for these apples, I the maximum speed to which the Amer wires with the best insulating material “M other S wan ’ s W orm S yhwi keeps the criminal safely until ho serves j will—Oh, Lordy!” Down he came, and the known, but outside electricians say that the ican trotting horse will constantly ap feverishness, restlessness, wuraw mJ his sentence it has done all that could neighbors, by instantly leaping the fence, insulation is exceedingly poor and that the proximate, but never reach, is one mile pation tasteless. 25 cents. ’ w prevented P e good old man from killing the be expected. But it hasn’t. The object child on the spot. The good old man doesn’t [east rain affects it. in 92 seconds, or 1:32. He also con ~ ' - ----------- of these institutions should bo to dimin go down town any more. Such an enormous current is employed to cludes that the time of the trotting PonrERsvii.i.K, Cal., April 10, w ish vice and crime,anil if this can be done generate the? Brush electric light that to [lass horse will be reduced to within one Robt. S. Animen Sir: 1 have been¿>12 by the expenditure of the same amount When Proctor Knott Joked a (»eriuan it through the human body means death as second of this figure in 860 years after your valuable Cough Syri Colonel. of money, the tax-payer and the citizon instantly as by heaven’s bolt. It will bo re the year 1860, that is to say, in the year twelve months. The past membered that two weeks ago the superin of our Lord 222(1. Mr. Nipher does the worst epidemic of mei has a right to expect these result«, and [Milwaukee Sentinel.] tendent of tho company at Dayton—who, of not claim absolute precision for his re cough and colds I ever s_... intelligent efforts should be made by In the fall of 1860 Knott, then residing in Syrup sold better than any course, was thoroughly posted as to the terri sults, and says that the maximum speed Cough Missouri, was elected attorney general on the the legislature to bring them about. medicine I had in the house. Eipm ble danger—was kille<l as by a flash in taking may possibly be us great as 100 seconds. always keep a good supply in niv«lore. Crime ought to be tre «ted as a dis Claiborne Jackson ticket. When Frank Blair hold of a wire. He was fixing a lamp, and Respectfully yours, ease, and the man who has committed seized the state of Missouri in 1861, he sent to save it from falling ho thoughtlessly In the course of ten years, however, P. b. C hapman , Druggist. a crime ought to be taken charge of by old Col. Bornstein, at the head of two German he thinks the limit can be fixed with grabbed the wire. It had been raining, and regiments from St Louis, to take possession the state, ami retained nntil he is cured. accuracy, and he is quite sure that the current passed right through him. Calorie Vita Oil, the renowned healer ■ of Jefferson City. Bornstein was a revolu The criminal ought not to be sentenced The firemen are more afraid of the electric eventually’ tlie maximum speed of wholesale. Hodge, Davis & Co., Porjj for any specific time, but ought to be tionist of ’48 and a native of Heese-CasseL trotting and running horses will differ At his approach, Claib Jackson fled to Neosho, light wires than they are of fire itself. So retained until in the judgment of the accompanied “R ough on C oughs .” 15c., 25c., 50r g far the accidents that have happened in this only by a few seconds. by all the state officers except authorities he may be permitted to Knott and one other. As soon as Bornstein line in Cincinnati, while they have been In his last article Mr. Nipher states Druggists. Complete cure Coughs, Hoi» uess, Sore Throat. make a trial of life, but he ought to be had established himself in possession, with startling, have not been fatal. It has often that lie has made a new calculation by placed under police supervision and at headquarters at the state house, he sent a happened that an electric light wire in cross mathematical instead of graphical Strength for the weary—Dujardin’« the slightest infraction of law he ought corporal and file of men to collect those frag ing a telephone wire has formed a connection methods, and has thus obtained 81 sec Essence. to be returned to the prison. Citizen ments of the state government which Jack- in wet weather, resulting in melting tho onds instead of 93 seconds as the most ship ought not to be restored to him son in his haste had left behind. The cor machinery of cither tho instrument at the probable figures for the minimun time subscriber’s or at the exchange—sometimes of trotting a mile. The probable error until he has shown that he is fit to be poral collected our J. Proctor along with the both. An accident of this kind happened a THE GREAT GERM come a citizen, and he mu«t have spent other fragments, and marched him up to few days ago on Race street, causing the sub of this value, he says, is not over four headquarters, where Bornstein, in full regi at least two years outside of the walls seconds, and it is not likely that the REMEDY scriber of the telephone to call out the fire mentals, with sword and pistol by his side without complaint before society again department. AV hat would have happened running horse will cut his record down receive^ him back as a citizen. The and seated in the great chair of the chief jus had that current, which was sufficient to by five seconds, so that it is probable convict contract system ought to lie tice, received him. When Knott was pre rorisii the trotter will finally surpass the run- : melt brass, got inside a man’s ear? Relieves and curs I per d abolished, and all industries in the sented to him, Bornstein began a speech as Frequently the attention of passers-by is ning horse. follows: prison ought to be under the control of KHElMATLSq Idav a Addomey Sheneral, der rusolusion THE PER CENT. OP FIGHTING attracted to a spark emitted from one of the If this prediction is verified, the in state authorities ami not of outsiders. ish “Mr. Neuralgia, I I No electric light wii’es running across Fifth and habitants of the United States in the now goinblede. Der maderial oaf der MEN. keros Prisoners ought not to be placed upon shtade gufferment ish now in undisputed pos Sciatica, Lumbago, Vine streets. twenty-third century will have horses Draper ’ s History, exhibition at twenty-five cents a head session oaf der dhroops oaf der Unided grief BACKACHE. that can get over the ground by means “ As a rule in a well-ordered army, if for visitors. I was s He W ¡isn't Her l**u Bhtates. I am embowered to effect a reorgan of an artificial gait faster than by a HEADACHE, TOOTHA®, 66 per cent, of the men present can be Every prisoner ought to have an in ization oaf der shtate gufferment upon der land < [Chicago Tribune.] We believe that all i SORE THROAT, Ithree terest in his labor. If he has a family basis of der institutions for which our foro- brought into battle it is a good average; A young woman went to the station -to natural gait. w riters agree that running is natural to QUINSY, SWELUSa the other 33 per cent, nre employed ns meet her father. As the train came in she a portion of his work ought to go to faders blet and died—” I was t horses, while fast trotting is not. Mr. SPRAINS, saw a middle-aged man who resembled her cooks, teamsters, nurses, servants, are I— sll( tho support of his children, If he has “Allow me to interrupt you, colonel,” Soreness. Cuts, Brute, Nipher states, however, as a well-known I parental relative, and she rushed into his Knott breke in suddenly. sick, on furlough, detached. Then the I bride no one dependent upon him, his FROSTBITES, “Certainly,” said B rnstein, with enormous men reported as ‘absent’ to guard riv arms, huddled down on his bosom, kissed him fact that some herds of wild horses on I for a wages should first be used to defray BURNS. SCALDS, I of dis ers, depots, prisons, railroad stations on the month, the tar, the chin, and all over the plains were natural pacers, so fast the expense of hi» conviction, and then gravity. And all other bodily achs “I merely desire to conserve the accuracy Escorts make the fearful blanks in his patent celluloid. It was not her father, and steadv that they nearly all pre- j 'll, to make reparation to those he has and pains. of history,” observed Knott. “You observe, every regiment and subdivision of the but a middle-aged traveler for a tobacco served their pacing gait even when pur- i I to th wronged. FIFTY CENTS A BOTTLL house. He took a long breath, and looked colonel, that the context of your remark army. During our war at no time do sued by the best running horses. He I not ^oldbyall Drofftete Japanese Marred Dance. would lead to the inference that your fore I think one-half of the men receiving around at some other travelers and winked, speaks of one large white Texan pacer Dealers. Directions lfi 11 I even as much as to say: “ O, I ’ m such a masher! ” fathers and mine fought shoulder to shoulder languages. 26 [Japan Cor. Times-Democrat.] that never could be caught. pay were engaged with the fighting The Charte« A. VeflilerCe I ehan> Of course the scene could not last forever, Then there i.s the temple for sacred in that conflict But if you will refer to any I gron (Buoomor. to A. VOOILtt*») An I iiHteafable I nibrella. dances. It was raining as we passed reliable account of Bennington, or Trenton, armies at the front, and this half was though he wished it could. Doftlmor®, C.S.À» I been After a spasmodic hug she lookel up in his There is, it seems, says The New- the door, and looking in we perceived a or Princeton, you will find them represented subjected to the farther diminution of I tongi the 33 per cent, before mentioned, so face and shrieked, “You are not my pa!” York Sun, an umbrella that can not be forlorn-looking princess sitting uj»on as facing each other on those fields.” I fathc He said she was right. “Corporal,” replied Bornstein, sadly, that of an army whose muster rolls i The necessity! stolen. A genius has invented a de the floor, a la Japanais. She was pow She asked his pardon, and he told her not • for prompt and el- I I.ord dered until her face and shoulders were “dhake dot man avay; eshcort him by the would give 100,000 men present and ab to mention it. tachable handle, upon withdrawing k ficient household I rings house vere ho lives, und blace him under sent for pay, no general could expect a «loathly white. I shall never forget guard remedies ia daily “We public men should always hold which the ribs are automatically locked. I »fort until furder orters.” to bring into battle at any distance growing more im her weary, lifeless look, or the shudder Replacing it unlocks them. No two Knott says that he has never since ventured from his base of supplies more than ourselves in readiness to support those who perative. and of I ho hi handles tit the same umbrella. that I experienced when I thought how upon a joke at the expense of a German, these Hostetter) I ing t need it.” Stomach Bitters is desolate and lonely she must be. She particularly if he was a native of Hess<-Cus- 35,000 men. By way of illustration, She smiled a sweet, sad, blushing smile, "I I take tho case a^the close of the war, A TOOTHSOME MORSEL the chief in merit I was evidently consumptive, for she nel. and went out into the wide world, while the and the most pop- I pOW- when for the first time we got at the This, from the Madison (Wis.) Democrat, coughed frequently while we wore there. traveler walked to the hotel with the others. j- ular. Irregularity | I upi’ real facts and figures, One million They asked him if it didn’t make him feel conveys its own moral: Hohl on! We are 1 of the stomach “Maaby’s” Way of Work, The effect of her haggard features was ? and bowels, mala and fifty thousand were then on the ashamed to have such a mistake made, and cognizant of the fact that an aching tooth [John Swinton.] heightened by a white turban ami flow •3 rial fevers, nJ I *‘ne\ was last night cured by the application of muster rolls to be paid off and dis- he said no, it was all right. He said of course ? complaint, dette- ing white robes. Wo threw her a couple I have not seen Nasby in New York for St. Jacobs Oil. The young fellow got mad ty, rhe untatisi of temps, and wearily rising, she pro some months. There's an odd fellow for you. charged. Tho fighting armies were it might look queer, but those things occurred over his raging tooth in the ball room, and and minor ail ceeded to [lerform what is known as the He can work harder and steadier, both at a but 262,000 men. Where were all the very often with him, as it would occur with rushed straightway to a drug store where ments, are ttaj oughly conquered sacred dance. 4 a demijohn and a type-writer, than any other rest ? Guarding thousands of miles of any fine looking man. Besides, the girl pro lie applied the good old German Remedy; “G bable enjoyed it. STOMACH^iF* by tins inconiptf in ten minutes the toothache had gone. It was a strange exercise, and in can “literary feller” in the country. He never sea coast, river and roads, guarding Bv ¡9 7^ ni>lc family n-*<or' ans« Then they asked him why he did not wear fl T \ and niedni3' dor I must say was not calculated to travels without both the articles mentioned prisoners and acting as provost guards, his diamond breastpin on such trying occa Bob Ingersoll says Arthur is an impossi fron " M ■ flW * al safeguard, an! beget irreverence. In fact it was hardly as his side conqianions. His method is to or loafing about the country. I do not sions. Ho looked at his shirt front, and it bility as a Presidential candidate. fieri it is justly regarded as the purest and most com- hire a whole section of a Pullman, have the mention this as a criticism, but to show worthy of the name dance—so mourn cui-tains prehensive remedy of its class, tor sale oyaa was gone. While he had been allowing her ing drawu and the tables set up, and “We aiw iys keep Piso’s Cure for Con Druggists and Dealers generally. fully spiritual it was. Slowly rising, proceed to business with the type-writer on how in war such vast expenses do arise, to play the daughter she had burglarized his plea sumption in the house.” she poised a rod of sacred bells over top of the table and the jug under and how often the country overesti shirt. spir her bowed head, and without any other neath. He takes a drink to a page, mates the exact strength of armies He fainted, and when they brought him to slan Louise Michel is writing children’s sto accompaniment liegan a slow, measured and his eagerness for the jug makes from the official returns.” he said: “Tell my family I died with my nes of I while in prison. “At no single time,” believes this face to the foe.” walk about the tiny room, describing a him rush off the page at a very lively gait. bon THE BILIOUS. circle for the most part, but never once Nasby’s face looks liko the moon before a general, whom we suppose to be Sher T deviating from the solemnly graceful storm, and his garments look liko a second man, “were 50 per cent, of the men A Kural Iteporter on t he Iteil Demon. Dyspeptic or constipated, should address, unw [Somerset, (Penn.,) Herald.] with two stamps for pamphlet, W orld ’ s movement. It was all simplicity, and hand store after a cyclone. He thinks drawing pay as soldiers within striking cou There is no more terrible cry than that of D ispensary M edical A ssociation , Buf CAUTION. I lasted not more than a minute. Every whisky heaven's liest gift to man. For some distance of the enemy. To which cause par falo, N. Y. Swift’s Stw-ciflc is entirely a vegetable I fohl in her roln's was reflect«»«! as per years jiast he has been traveling abroad may bo traced some of the worst fail "fire!” ringing out on the startled ear of he an<l should not he confounded with tlw ’®rl0U88?jL. I night; eveu murder, with all its hideous as Luther Holden, of Wallingford, Vt., tutes, imitation«, non secret humbug», ' buccuj a • ■ fectly by the lactjuer«»«! floor as it cotlld getting material for a history of the world. ures. when the government ami tho sociations, does not arau.se us to sympathy Crs an«, etc., t-tc . which an- now Itaing ninnmartWMj ■ have been by the finest mirror. Slowly It will be sold by the cord. He has made a people behind pushed their officers on, or to action as does the alarm that the red celebrated his 102d birthday recently. woi various penkins. None «.f these contain I sinking to the floor, sho bowed great deal of money, and through prudently supposing that figures could handle demon, fire, is loose in our midst, licking up which enters into the composition of H. N.S. i«" | nee buying his liquor at wholesale and selling it muskets and tight buttles,” Mr. Oliver Myers, of Ironton, O., says: is only one Hwift's H(»eciHc and there is nr>win<_^ I her pal«» face three times, anti the spir to the pride of luxury, the fruit of toil, ths S a 5 iaritan N ervine cured me of gen world like it. To pn u-nt disaster and diwppomra** ■ I himself at retail he has amassed a fortune I >• sure to get the genuine. | itual entertainment was at an eml. scrapings of avarice, and the savings of eral debility.” am by saving the balance. He is short, fat and HENRY JAMES, THE NOVELIST. --------- - ----------- Swi't’« Srs'clflc is a coniplf te ant Mote tn Blood TW. I The temples in general are of unfath 50, and ho smokes 5-cpnt cigars when he years. Such was the cry that startled tho so i “Gath’s” Newport Letter. >: Poison, and Skin Huu;'< I For a cough or cold there is no remedy ill..... I Poison, Msl.ru inhabitants of our vdlage on Friday morning omable interest. There are huge, can get seven of them for a quarter. hai J. 1>|( km ,s SMITH. M D..AttaU.IA 1 At the Boston train, when we were at 3:40 o'clock. Tho alarmed citizens, mon. equal to Ammen’s Cough Syrup. hideous idols, before which supersti Im« I have ha.1 reniarkalde sncce»« with Swift«I entering the town, a person of rather women ami children, youth and age. wit and tions natives are timorously standing, th. tre.trn. nt of lllorel «U'l skin 1 of I Anecdote of Henry Irving. robust size, wearing a bluish gray suit beauty, strength and weakness, hurried to . The complicated diseases brought on by III.|t! pi,ruses. 1 hick It niywif for I ST I and easting paper wads with petitions so D. <I. C HUBV, M. D. Altatata 1 study, thought, care, anxiety, etc., hai>Py effect. [Exchange.] and with blackish side whiskers, began the scene, and found that J. K. Coffroth’s intense printed thereon at the images, in the «are often of the most serious nature' ne’ McKee Rankin recently related the follow I nse<l Swift's Specific on my little I hope that the material may adhero to ing anecdote about Henry Irving, the English to speak to a lady in the most ultra stable was on fire. A valuable cow was Heed such symptoms as loss of memory atllh teii with mime Blood Poison which >**", hid seemingly dead from the flaming universal lassitude, heart disease, kidney sorts of treatment. Tlie Specific «llered her I— I the C.L») same, which tokens a favorable actor: It was some years ago, when Mr. Ir awfully awful west end of London dragged the building but afterwards recovered. complaints, liver troubles and a general nently, and I shall use it in my practice. . answer to the prayer, The more ugly ving was called in Dublin to play a heavy style. Tht' first word he got out of his the W. E B bomtb , M. D cypress B.d0, breaking down of health and strength. and abnormal these statues, the part to which he was not accustomed. A mouth was invariably a stutter, and fro Float ins Break waters. \\ hen thus afflicted, when the least exer Our treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed?»* 1 more the religious pilgrims seem to poor devil of an actor had got drunk, and he stumbled on as if biting at his sen tion causes great fatigue, when life seems to applicant». ha [San Francisco Chronicle.] .-, 1 hold them in reverence. Paint a there was a vacancy. Irving had to come on tences. When he had passed out my a burden, use the reliable strengthening 1 SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Drawer 3, Atlant*, . coi Floating breakwaters have U'en adopted in ______ _ , decent-looking face green and its inter early in the first act. Now. the Dublin friend remarked to me: “Whom do you England with good results. The breakwater, tonic. Brown’s Iron Bitters. It will afford New York Office. 15.' West. 23d St. 1 you sure relief. est for those people is immediately gallery lx>y is an institution to himself. There suspect that to be?” Said I: “It might or turn water, consists of a line of buoys of su is nothing like him anywhere, so far as I be Lord Mandeville, or it might be his triangular shajK», with a sharp point towards enhanced. Norman Stallions! Sp Dr. Pierce s Magnetic Elastic Truss" is know. Conversation between young fel valet.” “No.” said he, “that is Henry the sea and two concave sides. The buoys advertised m another column of this pa- he A Hint in Handkerchief*. H. WILSEY, ff-Tj Janies, the author. ” lows across from one side of the gallery to are moored independent of each other by an > s well known on so, [Chicago Times. | the firm of Fa:rl*anU A; wu*T- fl jy the other are spoken in loud tones and in the the I aultiu Coast as reliable and square in anchor fore and aft and with a buoy's space jimt returned from France tin A patriotic manufacturer at Rouen distinct hearing of the actors. Irving is NorruauStallion*. The oMA HOSPITABLE ROAD AGENTS. between them. They draw ten Let of water ail its dealings. Their goods have gained I he has designed some handkerchiefs* for very thin, anil when he appeared with a Helena Era. imrerter* front France to the Pad tic C and each wave as it meets them is cleft in an enviable reputation. him wi th great care from the best st< >ck in «'■'ance ’ th thepurpose of diffusing military knowl stride, which is one of the most characteristic an-government approved. Our .Motto: Q um *“**^ The road agents who roblied the two and diverted right and left towards the The latest Chicago banquet to the actor da Small Pr t.t* Tb«»ee in want of thi* thus vf edge. l'hey are printed on linen in in things altout him, one of the gallery loys couch last Sunday, as is the custom, next buoy. The more violent the sea tin Irving was given by Emory Storrs. deeired, can purchase them on one or destructible black. The information shouted aero« to another: “Sav, an' is that ranged the men in line with hands up, more efficient the action of the buoys. It has at reasonable interest, with satisfactory securnj- was compiled bv two officers of high him? I don't know.” “No,” was the reply, been demonstrated that it is only the uppei ll.T. FAIKRANKS nr ■.WIUtT« If you feel <lull,drowsy, debilitated, have position: and besides comprising a com “them is the young man's clothes; they'll and relieved them of all their valua ten or fifteen feet of water that neetls to l> frequent headache, mouth tastes bad poor PETALUMA. CAL bles. They then passed a bottle of affected, for all below is calm. shove him cut later on. ” Irving told me the plete system of drill, valuable hygienic apin-tite. tongue coated, you are suffi ring whisky anti box of cigars, compelling story himself, and he laughed heartily as be Ln,n,.l'’n“4 "v. ror • hilionsiiess. ' X(»tli- information is given, and all sorts of ., r’etoBU»'11. each one to take a drink and smoke. iug will An Alabama Wedding. re you so sp-edilv and pernia-1 instruction appear as to tho best means remembered the details. nentlv : Dr. Pierces “Golden Medical One of the unfortunates had never [Inter Ocean.] j] incubator. of rendering assistance to the wounded. | Dy all druggists. ! •Srr.-.-. ' smoked a cigar in his life, but under The bridal march was played by Will Cor Discover ami how to help a comrade home who J ——Go!IM I tin' jiersuasive and urgent invitation of ley on an harmonica. The groom was at is injured. Great personal cleanliness ’■H tl Flrrt l-iwiihw*£2g the gentlemanly robbers he lit his first tired in a hickory stripe shirt and copperas I HaUhMs:iluI1±i^» is onjoiuod, and sound advice given as cigar, and possibly the pleasure he will colored pants, and on his arm was geutlvsus- - jd Ali siz« *. price* tro01 * to hunger, thirst, sleeping, marching, I derive in the future from smoking will pended his bride, like a clear rib side of ba tl 9ati«tactfor. in 1 ¿rantee«!. AddfWflfl Addreee rwi actio«-. guaranteed. etc. con or bushel of meal. Dujardin s Life Essence cures neuralgia PETALUMA I.Vl BATUK <XL compensate for the loss he sustained. and nervous headache. K a CffSend for Circulars. Circulars r M c M innville , i THE BOY IN THE APPLE TRE OREGON! FOR PH. fl I