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YAMHILL REPORTER.
A. V. K. HWVBKM, Proprietor.
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The Mtary of the Old •• Klementnrv
Mpelling-Hook ’’ Ke vauiped to Suit
the Time»«.
THE
THAT SELL.
A New York bookseller gives the
following information on fashion in
books:
“At present the most popular Amer­
ican novelists are Henry .James and W.
1). Howells. Their books sell by the
thousands. Of the two, .James is a trifle
the more popular. His ‘Portrait of a
Lady,’ which made his reputation and
his fortune at the same tune, sells very
rapidly to young men who wear dog-
collars and attenuated boots, and to
young ladies with similar proclivities.
His last book, ‘The Siege of London.’
judged by the number sold, is a decided
failure, and would be an absolute one
were it not that his former reputation
serves to buoy it up. Howell’s ‘Mod­
ern Instance’ is at present very salable;
in fact, it is very difficult to keep it in
stock, for the demand for it is continu­
ous. His ‘Wedding .Journey* is ubo
popular, and is bought by Home queer
freak, mainly because of its title, by
newly married people, Mrs. Burnett's
books sell very well, us do those of
Christian Reid (Miss fisher), the
author of ‘Hearts of Steel,’ and sev­
eral other quite readable, and, what
is much more to the purpose, very
salable books. Marion Harland’s and
Mrs. E. D. E. N. Southworth’s books
are bought mostly by circulating libra­
ries, and are spread among the read­
ing public in that wav.
The English are the most popular
novelists. Beyond them all, in point
of number of books sold, stands Will­
iam Black. His novels sell by the
hundreds of thousands. His last book,
‘Shandon Bells,’ has not sold as well
as his former ones, but it is neverthe­
less very popular. Thomas Hardy
and Mrs. Alexander are both writers
of salable books, and many are the
editions they have given to the read­
ing world. Zola is as popular as ever
he was, and his books are read by all
classes of persons and by both sexes.
Of all his books, ‘Nana* is perhaps the
most popular.
Among dead novelists Dickons stands
foremost. The number of his books
that are sold is ever on the increase,
and although edition after edition has
been taken from the press in this
country and in England, ‘Pickwick’
and ‘Curiosity Shop’ ,are still read by
all classes with mingled laughter and
tears. The copyrights for the earlier
of his novels have expired, but his
family still receive quite an important
income from the sale of his later
works.
Next to Dickens, yet ranking al­
most beside him, is Thackeray. His
‘Pendennis,’ ‘Newcomes,’ and ‘Esmond’
are bought as eagerly as ever. Of all
the works of women writers those of
George Eliot sell the best. ‘Romola’
is just at present the most popular,
but ‘Daniel Deronda,’ despite all pre­
dictions to the contrary, holds its own
as one of the most popular books of
the century. Charles Kingsley still
lives to his readers, and ‘Hypatia’
remains his great work in the estima­
tion of our customers.”
FASTEST POSSIBLE
TROTTER.
DANGES FROM ELECTRIC LIGHT.
The F.lertrlr C urrent Heating Wire
to White Heat---Heath in the I u-
t»een Bolt,
U0W
FAST
HOUSES
WILL
ULTIMATELY
TltoT, ASH «HES THE MAXIMUM WILL
1IE REACHED.
S kinny M es . “well.’ i,
resinres heahh and Xo, ,
Impotence.
11 ALL S P pi .M iinahv II..
C ough R nmeiiv -
AL
work.
(Louisville Courier-Journal.]
[Cincinnati Commercial Gazette.]
York Suu.
A good old m u», being down town one
. M,r Sa...... . B. I-01|,|(.r'^~7
Beware of the electric light wire as you New
How fust will tl><‘ fiiutest possible illKtllll l llllllly, 'rt.w
“ S|>l’nit(<,
i evening, was invited to join the Humani­
would of the jobberwock. One is just as trotter go? What is the highest «peed Bitters ent In ly Vllr„i| ln7:#,
tarian Fudgers. He was delighted, and ho
mysteriously terrible as tho other. “ John,
three year« »tandlgn.»
* •*?
AWAITING THE CONQUEROR.
that
cun
ever
beuttained
by
the
Ameri
­
joined. Next day, while in his garden, he
the janitor and champion wrestler of the
discovered a boy in his apple tree. Here
can trotting horse for a distance of one
gymnasium,
got
an
electric
scare
the
other
[Arthur Hugh Clough.]
Mils, ( hivehxor M,,,,,.,. ~
was an opportunity for showing his neigh­
day that he has not yet recovered from. It mile'?
.
, . , .
„
n fnimSiiH Fras< ib,.. ■ ' “•*»>
Hope evermore and believe, (J man, for e’er, bors how important a thing is humanitarian
These are questions which two well- a tiii Iiiagnilln.nl
was during the rainy spell. In the midst of
grand
as thy thought
fudge.
“
Bee,
”
he
says,
“
how
readily
I
known
scientific
men,
Prof.
William
H.
one of the heaviest showers he was seized
Ini’ mansion house 'J
So are the things that thou seest; e’en as shall subdue this wicked boy with humanity!”
thy hope and belief.
Knabe,
ami
dis-«
fu|| ,
with astonishment on seeing that the electric Brewer, of Conrecticut, und Mr. Fran­
Cowardly art thou and timid? They rise to Bo his neighbors all gathered at the fence,
i
light wire running from Boutillier’s roof at cis E. Nipher, of Missouri, have lately hrated make. Win,
and
looked
through
the
crack.
“
My
good
provoke thee against them.
the rear into the gymnasium was on fire, as endeavored to answer in three papers vile the Muses, tln.G.X1' , ....
Hast thou courage? Enough: seethem ex­ boy!” cried the good old man, “if you will
only . ........ . '¡„ ";' 'h ‘ J
he expressed it. A telephone message for contributed to The American Jouriml of
ulting to yield.
J n
come down from that tree 1'11 give you a
help was at once sent to the office of the Science. The first of these articles, gon Statesman.
Yea, the rough rock, the dull earth, the wild great big piece of cake!” “Cheese it, cully!
Brush Electric Light company, and in the bv Prof. Brewer, appeared in April. ",!’r' A- T- Benak, (iarfleld t
sea’s furyiug waters,
yu giviu’ me?” returned the boy,
(Violent, say’st thou, ami hark? Mighty, Whatter
meantime John undertook to drown out the The contribution« of Mr. Nipher are Onee using Brown's Iron“L
who always used good language, because his
its smu.ri..el>........ ." 7, *r'.’n Bitt
thou think'st, to destroy?)
fire. He got on the roof, and standing
All, with ineffable longing, are waiting their parents were both resiM»ctable.
three
feet from
the wire, which published in the numbers for July ami
The
neighbors
bphind
the
fence
tittered.
invader;
was in a white heat, ho ladled a August.
All, with one varying voice, call to him, “ Come now, you know how wicked it is to
l’rof. Brewer publishes a table show ­
cup of water from a pail and threw
“Come and subdue/’
steal! I shall have to tell your father if you
it upon the radiant metal. There was a ing the number of trotting horses
Still for their conqueror call, and but for the don’t get down!” “ He’ll call you a liar, old
“sizz,” and John avers that some of the w hich have attained or «urpassed vari­
joy of being conquered
Who ha« not «,.eI1 th . .
(Rapture they will not forgo) dare to resist chap, if you do. You’d better go in the
water splashed on his arm, sending a shock ous rates of speed ranging front 2j3t) girl traiiHforined in a few ’
house.” The neighbors tittered again. The
and rebel.
through
him
that
would
have
laid
out
any
to
2:11
for
a
series
of
years
extending
tile
pale haggard, di«n|r|
Still while resisting and raging, in soft under­ good old man began to lose his temper.
less athletic individual. He then moved from 1K43 to 1SS2. From this table it 1 lie sparkling eye« are <lii,
“ Really, boy, I shall have to throw some­
tones say unto him:
three
feet
farther
back,
and
from
there
appears that in 1853 there was only one ringing laugh heard no iuol
“Fear not, retire not, O man; hope ever­ thing at you if you don’t come down!”
played fireman. There really appeared im­ horse that had trotted a mile in 2:30 or the eaiises are disorder« of .i1
more and believe.
“ Throw and be darned! you old fool! I
minent danger of tho roof catching fire, as better; in 1853 the number had in­ which Dr. Pierce'« “FaVOThJpS?
Go from the east to the west, as the sun and ain’t afeared o’ you!” retorted the boy,
the wire, near where it was heated, passed creased to U; in 1863 to 50; in 1873 to would remedy in a short tin e i'?'
the scars direct thee,
that the “Favorite Preiri’o^
With the great girdle of God, go and en­ snatching another apple. “ Haw, haw!” now
through the wooden frame of a skylight.
shouted the neighbors. Here the good old
376; in 1882 to 1,681. The table also failingly cure all “fe'.n^w .
compass the earth.”
When
the
expert
from
the
Brush
company
man, quite angry, grasped a handful of
restore health and 1^,"?
arrived, he donned a pair of rubber gloves, shows that up to 1882, 405 horses had and
druggists. Semi t||,.,.,.
B)
grass and hurled it at the boy. “ Haw, haw,
TREATMENT OF CRIMINALS.
and standing on a dry board he cut the wire trotted a mile in 2:25 or better; 275 in
bee, haw!” yelled the asinine neighbors.
2:23 or better; 156 in 2:21 or better;
in
two.
Home Ssug^est Ions From a lliiniaiil- “ Fire away old Stick-in-the-mud!” cried the
Tho electric light people affect to think 60 in 2:19 or better; 18 in 2:17 or bet­
boy.
tarian View ot the «subject.
little of such an occurrence, but several ter, and 8 in 2:15 or better. “1 leave
The
old
inan
was
red
hot,
and
some
of
the
[“Pickaway” in Cincinnati Enquirer.]
scientific people, to whose attention it has it to mathematicians,” said Prof. Brewer
The Spectator printing office
neighbors had nearly split themselves. “You
been brought, say that it is but a warning of in reference to this table, "to plot the ton, Ont., was burned recently.’
In the penitentiary how many erimi- young scoundrel!” he shouted, seizing a big
a terrible accident that will one day happen. curves which immediately suggest
n. Is has the state reclaimed and soft­ stick of hickory stove wood, “if you don’t
“It quiet« the patient and ultim-j
The workmen who came to the relief of John themselves to determine how fast
ened by wise and humane treatment ? come down this instant I'll bust you, you in­
at the gymnasium say that the wire got horses will ultimately trot and when eureshnn. A late eneonium oS
The busy, practical, rushing, scram­ fernal little beast!” And without giving the
IT AN N ek VINE.
ldAJui
heated
because
of
striking
against
a
piece
of
bling average citizen, who gives littlo boy a chance to reply, the good old man sent
this maximum will be reached.”
tin, thus forming a “ground.” He admits
thought to these questions beyond pay­ the cudgel flying. It grazed the urchin’s ear.
Mr. Nipher has undertaken the task
Brown« Bronchial Troches forG.
that had the wood been wet—thus making a
ing and cursing his taxes, will say that He dropped his apple, and as the good old man
t olds: ‘There Is nothin»
good conductor—a fire would probably have thus suggested. His first conclusion, ami
oared with them.” Rev. 0.1)
there should be no sentimental non­ reached for another club, the young rascal
as
stated
in
the
July
number
of
The
occurred.
The
officials
of
the
Brush
Electric
Walton,
Ind.
sense in these matters. If the state howled: “Oh, Lordy, mister, if you’ll only
Light company claim that they cover their American Journal of Science, was that
shelters and feeds the unfortunate and let me come down, I’ll pay for these apples, I
the maximum speed to which the Amer­
wires
with
the
best
insulating
material
“M other S wan ’ s W orm S yhwi
keeps the criminal safely until ho serves j will—Oh, Lordy!” Down he came, and the
known, but outside electricians say that the ican trotting horse will constantly ap­ feverishness,
restlessness, wuraw mJ
his sentence it has done all that could neighbors, by instantly leaping the fence,
insulation is exceedingly poor and that the proximate, but never reach, is one mile pation
tasteless. 25 cents.
’ w
prevented
P
e
good
old
man
from
killing
the
be expected. But it hasn’t. The object child on the spot. The good old man doesn’t
[east rain affects it.
in 92 seconds, or 1:32. He also con­
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of these institutions should bo to dimin­ go down town any more.
Such an enormous current is employed to cludes that the time of the trotting
PonrERsvii.i.K, Cal., April 10,
w
ish vice and crime,anil if this can be done
generate the? Brush electric light that to [lass horse will be reduced to within one Robt. S. Animen Sir: 1 have been¿>12
by the expenditure of the same amount When Proctor Knott Joked a (»eriuan
it through the human body means death as second of this figure in 860 years after your valuable Cough Syri
Colonel.
of money, the tax-payer and the citizon
instantly as by heaven’s bolt. It will bo re­ the year 1860, that is to say, in the year twelve months. The past
membered that two weeks ago the superin­ of our Lord 222(1. Mr. Nipher does the worst epidemic of mei
has a right to expect these result«, and
[Milwaukee Sentinel.]
tendent of tho company at Dayton—who, of not claim absolute precision for his re­ cough and colds I ever s_...
intelligent efforts should be made by
In the fall of 1860 Knott, then residing in
Syrup sold better than any
course, was thoroughly posted as to the terri­ sults, and says that the maximum speed Cough
Missouri, was elected attorney general on the
the legislature to bring them about.
medicine I had in the house. Eipm
ble danger—was kille<l as by a flash in taking may possibly be us great as 100 seconds. always keep a good supply in niv«lore.
Crime ought to be tre «ted as a dis­ Claiborne Jackson ticket. When Frank Blair
hold of a wire. He was fixing a lamp, and
Respectfully yours,
ease, and the man who has committed seized the state of Missouri in 1861, he sent
to save it from falling ho thoughtlessly In the course of ten years, however,
P. b. C hapman , Druggist.
a crime ought to be taken charge of by old Col. Bornstein, at the head of two German
he thinks the limit can be fixed with
grabbed
the
wire.
It
had
been
raining,
and
regiments
from
St
Louis,
to
take
possession
the state, ami retained nntil he is cured.
accuracy, and he is quite sure that
the
current
passed
right
through
him.
Calorie
Vita
Oil, the renowned healer ■
of
Jefferson
City.
Bornstein
was
a
revolu
­
The criminal ought not to be sentenced
The firemen are more afraid of the electric eventually’ tlie maximum speed of wholesale. Hodge, Davis & Co., Porjj
for any specific time, but ought to be tionist of ’48 and a native of Heese-CasseL
trotting
and
running
horses
will
differ
At his approach, Claib Jackson fled to Neosho,
light wires than they are of fire itself. So
retained until in the judgment of the accompanied
“R ough on C oughs .” 15c., 25c., 50r g
far the accidents that have happened in this only by a few seconds.
by all the state officers except
authorities he may be permitted to Knott and one other. As soon as Bornstein
line in Cincinnati, while they have been
In his last article Mr. Nipher states Druggists. Complete cure Coughs, Hoi»
uess,
Sore Throat.
make a trial of life, but he ought to be had established himself in possession, with
startling, have not been fatal. It has often that lie has made a new calculation by
placed under police supervision and at headquarters at the state house, he sent a
happened that an electric light wire in cross­ mathematical instead of graphical
Strength for the weary—Dujardin’«
the slightest infraction of law he ought corporal and file of men to collect those frag­
ing a telephone wire has formed a connection methods, and has thus obtained 81 sec­ Essence.
to be returned to the prison. Citizen­ ments of the state government which Jack-
in wet weather, resulting in melting tho onds instead of 93 seconds as the most
ship ought not to be restored to him son in his haste had left behind. The cor­
machinery of cither tho instrument at the probable figures for the minimun time
subscriber’s or at the exchange—sometimes of trotting a mile. The probable error
until he has shown that he is fit to be­ poral collected our J. Proctor along with the
both. An accident of this kind happened a
THE GREAT GERM
come a citizen, and he mu«t have spent other fragments, and marched him up to
few
days ago on Race street, causing the sub­ of this value, he says, is not over four
headquarters,
where
Bornstein,
in
full
regi
­
at least two years outside of the walls
seconds, and it is not likely that the
REMEDY
scriber
of
the
telephone
to
call
out
the
fire
mentals,
with
sword
and
pistol
by
his
side
without complaint before society again
department. AV hat would have happened running horse will cut his record down
receive^ him back as a citizen. The and seated in the great chair of the chief jus­
had that current, which was sufficient to by five seconds, so that it is probable
convict contract system ought to lie tice, received him. When Knott was pre­
rorisii
the trotter will finally surpass the run- :
melt brass, got inside a man’s ear?
Relieves and curs I per d
abolished, and all industries in the sented to him, Bornstein began a speech as
Frequently
the
attention
of
passers-by
is
ning
horse.
follows:
prison ought to be under the control of
KHElMATLSq Idav a
Addomey Sheneral, der rusolusion THE PER CENT. OP FIGHTING attracted to a spark emitted from one of the
If this prediction is verified, the in­
state authorities ami not of outsiders. ish “Mr.
Neuralgia,
I I No
electric light wii’es running across Fifth and habitants of the United States in the
now goinblede. Der maderial oaf der
MEN.
keros
Prisoners ought not to be placed upon shtade gufferment ish now in undisputed pos­
Sciatica, Lumbago,
Vine streets.
twenty-third
century
will
have
horses
Draper
’
s
History,
exhibition at twenty-five cents a head session oaf der dhroops oaf der Unided
grief
BACKACHE.
that
can
get
over
the
ground
by
means
“
As
a
rule
in
a
well-ordered
army,
if
for visitors.
I was s
He W ¡isn't Her l**u
Bhtates. I am embowered to effect a reorgan­
of
an
artificial
gait
faster
than
by
a
HEADACHE,
TOOTHA®,
66
per
cent,
of
the
men
present
can
be
Every prisoner ought to have an in­ ization oaf der shtate gufferment upon der
land <
[Chicago Tribune.]
We believe that all i
SORE THROAT,
Ithree
terest in his labor. If he has a family basis of der institutions for which our foro- brought into battle it is a good average;
A young woman went to the station -to natural gait.
w
riters
agree
that
running
is
natural
to
QUINSY,
SWELUSa
the
other
33
per
cent,
nre
employed
ns
meet
her
father.
As
the
train
came
in
she
a portion of his work ought to go to faders blet and died—”
I was t
horses,
while
fast
trotting
is
not.
Mr.
SPRAINS,
saw
a
middle-aged
man
who
resembled
her
cooks,
teamsters,
nurses,
servants,
are
I— sll(
tho support of his children, If he has
“Allow me to interrupt you, colonel,”
Soreness. Cuts, Brute,
Nipher
states,
however,
as
a
well-known
I
parental
relative,
and
she
rushed
into
his
Knott
breke
in
suddenly.
sick,
on
furlough,
detached.
Then
the
I bride
no one dependent upon him, his
FROSTBITES,
“Certainly,” said B rnstein, with enormous men reported as ‘absent’ to guard riv­ arms, huddled down on his bosom, kissed him fact that some herds of wild horses on
I for a
wages should first be used to defray
BURNS. SCALDS,
I of dis
ers, depots, prisons, railroad stations on the month, the tar, the chin, and all over the plains were natural pacers, so fast
the expense of hi» conviction, and then gravity.
And all other bodily achs
“I merely desire to conserve the accuracy Escorts make the fearful blanks in his patent celluloid. It was not her father, and steadv that they nearly all pre- j
'll,
to make reparation to those he has
and
pains.
of history,” observed Knott. “You observe, every regiment and subdivision of the but a middle-aged traveler for a tobacco served their pacing gait even when pur- i
I to th
wronged.
FIFTY CENTS A BOTTLL
house.
He
took
a
long
breath,
and
looked
colonel, that the context of your remark army. During our war at no time do
sued by the best running horses. He
I not
^oldbyall Drofftete
Japanese Marred Dance.
would lead to the inference that your fore­ I think one-half of the men receiving around at some other travelers and winked, speaks of one large white Texan pacer
Dealers. Directions lfi 11
I even
as
much
as
to
say:
“
O,
I
’
m
such
a
masher!
”
fathers
and
mine
fought
shoulder
to
shoulder
languages.
26
[Japan Cor. Times-Democrat.]
that never could be caught.
pay
were
engaged
with
the
fighting
The Charte« A. VeflilerCe I ehan>
Of course the scene could not last forever,
Then there i.s the temple for sacred in that conflict But if you will refer to any
I gron
(Buoomor. to A. VOOILtt*»)
An I iiHteafable I nibrella.
dances. It was raining as we passed reliable account of Bennington, or Trenton, armies at the front, and this half was though he wished it could.
Doftlmor®,
C.S.À» I been
After a spasmodic hug she lookel up in his
There is, it seems, says The New-
the door, and looking in we perceived a or Princeton, you will find them represented subjected to the farther diminution of
I tongi
the 33 per cent, before mentioned, so face and shrieked, “You are not my pa!”
York Sun, an umbrella that can not be
forlorn-looking princess sitting uj»on as facing each other on those fields.”
I fathc
He said she was right.
“Corporal,” replied Bornstein, sadly, that of an army whose muster rolls
i
The necessity!
stolen.
A
genius
has
invented
a
de
­
the floor, a la Japanais. She was pow­
She asked his pardon, and he told her not
• for prompt and el- I I.ord
dered until her face and shoulders were “dhake dot man avay; eshcort him by the would give 100,000 men present and ab­ to mention it.
tachable handle, upon withdrawing
k ficient household I rings
house vere ho lives, und blace him under sent for pay, no general could expect
a «loathly white. I shall never forget guard
remedies ia daily
“We public men should always hold which the ribs are automatically locked.
I »fort
until furder orters.”
to bring into battle at any distance
growing more im­
her weary, lifeless look, or the shudder
Replacing
it
unlocks
them.
No
two
Knott says that he has never since ventured from his base of supplies more than ourselves in readiness to support those who
perative. and of I ho hi
handles
tit
the
same
umbrella.
that I experienced when I thought how upon a joke at the expense of a German,
these Hostetter) I ing t
need it.”
Stomach Bitters is
desolate and lonely she must be. She particularly if he was a native of Hess<-Cus- 35,000 men. By way of illustration,
She smiled a sweet, sad, blushing smile,
"I
I take tho case a^the close of the war,
A TOOTHSOME MORSEL
the chief in merit I
was evidently consumptive, for she nel.
and went out into the wide world, while the
and the most pop- I pOW-
when
for
the
first
time
we
got
at
the
This, from the Madison (Wis.) Democrat,
coughed frequently while we wore there.
traveler walked to the hotel with the others.
j- ular. Irregularity | I upi’
real facts and figures, One million They asked him if it didn’t make him feel conveys its own moral: Hohl on! We are
1 of the stomach
“Maaby’s” Way of Work,
The effect of her haggard features was
? and bowels, mala
and fifty thousand were then on the ashamed to have such a mistake made, and cognizant of the fact that an aching tooth
[John Swinton.]
heightened by a white turban ami flow­
•3 rial fevers, nJ I *‘ne\
was
last
night
cured
by
the
application
of
muster
rolls
to
be
paid
off and dis- he said no, it was all right. He said of course
? complaint, dette-
ing white robes. Wo threw her a couple
I have not seen Nasby in New York for
St. Jacobs Oil. The young fellow got mad
ty, rhe untatisi
of temps, and wearily rising, she pro­ some months. There's an odd fellow for you. charged. Tho fighting armies were it might look queer, but those things occurred over his raging tooth in the ball room, and
and minor ail­
ceeded to [lerform what is known as the He can work harder and steadier, both at a but 262,000 men. Where were all the very often with him, as it would occur with rushed straightway to a drug store where
ments, are ttaj
oughly conquered
sacred dance.
4 a demijohn and a type-writer, than any other rest ? Guarding thousands of miles of any fine looking man. Besides, the girl pro­ lie applied the good old German Remedy;
“G
bable
enjoyed
it.
STOMACH^iF*
by tins inconiptf
in ten minutes the toothache had gone.
It was a strange exercise, and in can­ “literary feller” in the country. He never sea coast, river and roads, guarding
Bv
¡9 7^ ni>lc family n-*<or'
ans«
Then
they
asked
him
why
he
did
not
wear
fl T
\ and niedni3'
dor I must say was not calculated to travels without both the articles mentioned prisoners and acting as provost guards, his diamond breastpin on such trying occa­
Bob Ingersoll says Arthur is an impossi­
fron
" M ■ flW *
al safeguard, an!
beget irreverence. In fact it was hardly as his side conqianions. His method is to or loafing about the country. I do not sions. Ho looked at his shirt front, and it bility as a Presidential candidate.
fieri
it is justly regarded as the purest and most com-
hire a whole section of a Pullman, have the mention this as a criticism, but to show
worthy of the name dance—so mourn­ cui-tains
prehensive remedy of its class, tor sale oyaa
was gone. While he had been allowing her
ing
drawu and the tables set up, and
“We aiw iys keep Piso’s Cure for Con­ Druggists and Dealers generally.
fully spiritual it was. Slowly rising, proceed to business with the type-writer on how in war such vast expenses do arise, to play the daughter she had burglarized his
plea
sumption in the house.”
she poised a rod of sacred bells over top of the table and the jug under­ and how often the country overesti­ shirt.
spir
her bowed head, and without any other neath. He takes a drink to a page, mates the exact strength of armies
He fainted, and when they brought him to
slan
Louise Michel is writing children’s sto­
accompaniment liegan a slow, measured and his eagerness for the jug makes from the official returns.”
he said: “Tell my family I died with my nes
of I
while in prison.
“At no single time,” believes this face to the foe.”
walk about the tiny room, describing a him rush off the page at a very lively gait.
bon
THE BILIOUS.
circle for the most part, but never once Nasby’s face looks liko the moon before a general, whom we suppose to be Sher­
T
deviating from the solemnly graceful storm, and his garments look liko a second­ man, “were 50 per cent, of the men A Kural Iteporter on t he Iteil Demon. Dyspeptic or constipated, should address,
unw
[Somerset, (Penn.,) Herald.]
with two stamps for pamphlet, W orld ’ s
movement. It was all simplicity, and hand store after a cyclone. He thinks drawing pay as soldiers within striking
cou
There is no more terrible cry than that of D ispensary M edical A ssociation , Buf­
CAUTION.
I
lasted not more than a minute. Every whisky heaven's liest gift to man. For some distance of the enemy. To which cause
par
falo, N. Y.
Swift’s Stw-ciflc is entirely a vegetable
I
fohl in her roln's was reflect«»«! as per­ years jiast he has been traveling abroad may bo traced some of the worst fail­ "fire!” ringing out on the startled ear of
he
an<l should not he confounded with tlw ’®rl0U88?jL. I
night; eveu murder, with all its hideous as­
Luther Holden, of Wallingford, Vt., tutes, imitation«, non secret humbug», ' buccuj a • ■
fectly by the lactjuer«»«! floor as it cotlld getting material for a history of the world. ures. when the government ami tho sociations, does not arau.se us to sympathy
Crs
an«, etc., t-tc . which an- now Itaing ninnmartWMj ■
have been by the finest mirror. Slowly It will be sold by the cord. He has made a people behind pushed their officers on, or to action as does the alarm that the red celebrated his 102d birthday recently.
woi
various penkins. None «.f these contain
I
sinking to the floor, sho bowed great deal of money, and through prudently supposing that figures could handle demon, fire, is loose in our midst, licking up
which enters into the composition of H. N.S. i«" |
nee
buying his liquor at wholesale and selling it muskets and tight buttles,”
Mr. Oliver Myers, of Ironton, O., says: is only one Hwift's H(»eciHc and there is nr>win<_^ I
her pal«» face three times, anti the spir to
the pride of luxury, the fruit of toil, ths S a 5 iaritan N ervine cured me of gen­ world like it. To pn u-nt disaster and diwppomra** ■
I
himself at retail he has amassed a fortune
I >• sure to get the genuine.
|
itual entertainment was at an eml.
scrapings of avarice, and the savings of eral debility.”
am
by saving the balance. He is short, fat and
HENRY JAMES, THE NOVELIST.
--------- - -----------
Swi't’« Srs'clflc is a coniplf te ant Mote tn Blood TW. I
The temples in general are of unfath­ 50, and ho smokes 5-cpnt cigars when he
years. Such was the cry that startled tho
so i
“Gath’s” Newport Letter.
>: Poison, and Skin Huu;'<
I
For a cough or cold there is no remedy ill..... I Poison, Msl.ru
inhabitants of our vdlage on Friday morning
omable interest.
There are huge, can get seven of them for a quarter.
hai
J. 1>|( km ,s SMITH. M D..AttaU.IA 1
At the Boston train, when we were at 3:40 o'clock. Tho alarmed citizens, mon. equal to Ammen’s Cough Syrup.
hideous idols, before which supersti­
Im«
I have ha.1 reniarkalde sncce»« with Swift«I
entering the town, a person of rather women ami children, youth and age. wit and
tions natives are timorously standing,
th. tre.trn. nt of lllorel «U'l skin
1
of I
Anecdote of Henry Irving.
robust size, wearing a bluish gray suit beauty, strength and weakness, hurried to . The complicated diseases brought on by III.|t! pi,ruses. 1 hick It niywif for I ST
I
and easting paper wads with petitions
so
D. <I. C HUBV, M. D. Altatata 1
study, thought, care, anxiety, etc., hai>Py effect.
[Exchange.]
and with blackish side whiskers, began the scene, and found that J. K. Coffroth’s intense
printed thereon at the images, in the
«are often of the most serious nature'
ne’
McKee Rankin recently related the follow­
I nse<l Swift's Specific on my little
I
hope that the material may adhero to ing anecdote about Henry Irving, the English to speak to a lady in the most ultra stable was on fire. A valuable cow was Heed such symptoms as loss of memory atllh teii with mime Blood Poison which >**",
hid
seemingly dead from the flaming universal lassitude, heart disease, kidney sorts of treatment. Tlie Specific «llered her I— I
the
C.L») same, which tokens a favorable actor: It was some years ago, when Mr. Ir­ awfully awful west end of London dragged
the
building but afterwards recovered.
complaints, liver troubles and a general nently, and I shall use it in my practice.
.
answer to the prayer, The more ugly ving was called in Dublin to play a heavy style. Tht' first word he got out of his
the
W. E B bomtb , M. D cypress B.d0,
breaking down of health and strength.
and abnormal these statues, the part to which he was not accustomed. A mouth was invariably a stutter, and
fro
Float ins Break waters.
\\ hen thus afflicted, when the least exer­ Our treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed?»* 1
more the religious pilgrims seem to poor devil of an actor had got drunk, and he stumbled on as if biting at his sen­
tion causes great fatigue, when life seems to applicant».
ha
[San Francisco Chronicle.]
.-,
1
hold them in reverence.
Paint a there was a vacancy. Irving had to come on tences. When he had passed out my
a
burden,
use
the
reliable
strengthening
1
SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Drawer 3, Atlant*,
.
coi
Floating breakwaters have U'en adopted in
______ _ ,
decent-looking face green and its inter­ early in the first act. Now. the Dublin friend remarked to me: “Whom do you England with good results. The breakwater, tonic. Brown’s Iron Bitters. It will afford New York Office. 15.' West. 23d St.
1
you sure relief.
est for those people is immediately gallery lx>y is an institution to himself. There suspect that to be?” Said I: “It might or turn water, consists of a line of buoys of
su
is nothing like him anywhere, so far as I be Lord Mandeville, or it might be his triangular shajK», with a sharp point towards
enhanced.
Norman Stallions!
Sp
Dr. Pierce s Magnetic Elastic Truss" is
know. Conversation between young fel­ valet.” “No.” said he, “that is Henry the sea and two concave sides. The buoys advertised m another column of this pa-
he
A Hint in Handkerchief*.
H. WILSEY,
ff-Tj
Janies,
the
author.
”
lows
across
from
one
side
of
the
gallery
to
are
moored
independent
of
each
other
by
an
>
s
well
known
on
so,
[Chicago Times. |
the firm of Fa:rl*anU A; wu*T- fl jy
the other are spoken in loud tones and in the
the I aultiu Coast as reliable and square in
anchor
fore
and
aft
and
with
a
buoy's
space
jimt
returned
from
France
tin
A patriotic manufacturer at Rouen distinct hearing of the actors. Irving is
NorruauStallion*. The oMA
HOSPITABLE ROAD AGENTS.
between them. They draw ten Let of water ail its dealings. Their goods have gained
I
he
has designed some handkerchiefs* for very thin, anil when he appeared with a Helena Era.
imrerter* front France to the Pad tic C
and each wave as it meets them is cleft in an enviable reputation.
him
wi
th
great
care
from
the
best
st<
>ck
in
«'■'ance
’
th
thepurpose of diffusing military knowl­ stride, which is one of the most characteristic
an-government approved. Our .Motto: Q um *“**^
The road agents who roblied the two and diverted right and left towards the
The
latest
Chicago
banquet
to
the
actor
da
Small Pr t.t* Tb«»ee in want of thi* thus vf
edge. l'hey are printed on linen in in­ things altout him, one of the gallery loys couch last Sunday, as is the custom, next buoy. The more violent the sea tin Irving was given by Emory Storrs.
deeired, can purchase them on one or
destructible black. The information shouted aero« to another: “Sav, an' is that ranged the men in line with hands up, more efficient the action of the buoys. It has
at reasonable interest, with satisfactory securnj-
was compiled bv two officers of high him? I don't know.” “No,” was the reply,
been demonstrated that it is only the uppei
ll.T. FAIKRANKS nr ■.WIUtT«
If you feel <lull,drowsy, debilitated, have
position: and besides comprising a com­ “them is the young man's clothes; they'll and relieved them of all their valua­ ten or fifteen feet of water that neetls to l> frequent headache, mouth tastes bad poor
PETALUMA. CAL
bles. They then passed a bottle of affected, for all below is calm.
shove
him
cut
later
on.
”
Irving
told
me
the
plete system of drill, valuable hygienic
apin-tite. tongue coated, you are suffi ring
whisky anti box of cigars, compelling
story
himself,
and
he
laughed
heartily
as
be
Ln,n,.l'’n“4 "v. ror • hilionsiiess. ' X(»tli-
information is given, and all sorts of
., r’etoBU»'11.
each one to take a drink and smoke.
iug will
An Alabama Wedding.
re you so sp-edilv and pernia-1
instruction appear as to tho best means remembered the details.
nentlv : Dr. Pierces “Golden Medical
One of the unfortunates had never
[Inter
Ocean.]
j] incubator.
of rendering assistance to the wounded. |
Dy all druggists.
!
•Srr.-.-.
'
smoked a cigar in his life, but under
The bridal march was played by Will Cor Discover
ami how to help a comrade home who J
——Go!IM I
tin' jiersuasive and urgent invitation of ley on an harmonica. The groom was at­
is injured. Great personal cleanliness
’■H tl Flrrt l-iwiihw*£2g
the gentlemanly robbers he lit his first tired in a hickory stripe shirt and copperas
I HaUhMs:iluI1±i^»
is onjoiuod, and sound advice given as
cigar, and possibly the pleasure he will colored pants, and on his arm was geutlvsus-
-
jd Ali siz« *. price* tro01
*
to hunger, thirst, sleeping, marching, I
derive in the future from smoking will pended his bride, like a clear rib side of ba­
tl
9ati«tactfor.
in 1 ¿rantee«!. AddfWflfl
Addreee
rwi
actio«-. guaranteed.
etc.
con or bushel of meal.
Dujardin s Life Essence cures neuralgia
PETALUMA I.Vl BATUK <XL
compensate for the loss he sustained.
and nervous headache.
K a CffSend for Circulars.
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M c M innville ,
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