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DIVORCES. blpl«r on Divorce»—What a Woman ,«,.r Know« About the BuvInaZ,-'. ooo Div<*r<’*M » Year. harmony, and consistent with the welfare of society.” In North Caro lina the law sayB “any just cause at the discretion of the Judge” may dissolve the marriage tie. In Vir ginia if a woman is discovered after marriage to have borne a bad char acter before marriage, without the knowledge of the man who married her, he may be divorced. In West Virginia the shoe goes upon the other foot, and if a woman discovers that her husband was a genuine rake before marriage she may unmarry. In Connecticut the law provides that "such mischief or mitbehavior as permanently destroys happiness and defeats the purposes of marriage” shall constitute a legal ground for divorce. In Georgia mental inca pacity is legal ground for divorce. In Alabama adultery or immorality committed Itefore marriage as well as after dissolves the marriage tie. In Delaware adultery itself is not in all cases counted a sufficient cause for divorce. In Nevada a failure to provide the necessaries of life are sufficient grounds. Kentucky is said to permit divorce for one of a larger number — ' of causes than any of ? the other States. —-------- -------------- SMUGGLERS How Custom-House Officers Investigate the Mysteries of Brides* Trunks— Swearing to a Lie. LATEST NEWS ITEMS. Chicago is to have an elevated rail road. Cadet A L. Beebe has been dis missed from West Point for hazing. A submarine cable was laid under the river at Memphis recently in ten minutes. A wild partridge in Gibson county, Tennessee, is raising a family of do mestic chickens. James F. Gardner, colored, has been appointed Agent at the Ouray, Utah, Indian Agency. Cadet J. II. Tuggle, of Kentucky, has been dismissed from the Naval Academy at Annapolis for hazing A well known resident of Buffalo, N. Y., has paid a neighbor $5,000 not to lease his house for business pur poses. Burglars have robbed a Detroit faro bank of $4,000. Tnis is the only successful "system” of playing against the tiger. A bronze statue of General Bobert E. Lee, ordered by the city of New Orleans, has been successfully cast in New York. Contracts through telephone be tween business men are null and void, according to a recent decision of a Troy, N. Y., jury. The drought is causing a general stoppage of mills at Manchester, N. H., and over 4,000 operatives are out of employment. Philadelphia has thirty one wards, and according to the last registra tion 206,586 voters, against 209,173 in 1882, a decrease. The frosts have done great dam ag" t.j p.irn 1a at HUNTING SOAP, Slippery a* an Eel— Impossible to Find Words to Express His Feeling«— Near and Yet So Far,’* “Men would never be able to ge along at all if it were not for their wives. Anybody would think from the noise you just made that yon were trying to reach under the bureau to get a collar-button ont of a distant crack with your fiager nail.” And before Mr. Brown could reply, Mrs. Brown had fled swiftly down stairs and. as Mr. Brown scraped the dust off the soap with a tortoise-shell paper knife, he felt very mean and humble to think that he had not thought of lifting the wash stand ont as his wife did. And in his rage he banged the soap down on the floor like a base- ball, and then put his heel on it to crush it But it wonld not be crushed. It simply flew from under Mr. Brown’s heel, and landed him on the floor so hard that some of the fillings were kuocked out of his teeth. And at the breakfast table he had not a word to say, but felt the keenest humiliation, and secretly watched the clock and longed for the hour for his departure to business to arrive.— | Puck. Wr 100 divorce suits were entered There is a bride among the passen The other morning, while Mr. the Equity Court of the District Brown was washing his hands, the gers—a sweet thing, the soul of con Columbia during the year. The cake of soap slipped out of his scientiousness. When tlie question, Blt has not been quite 100 di- fingers, and. striking the wall, flew “Anything dutiable?” is propounded for some of the cases are by the matter-of-fact customs office down behind the wash stand. ] pending, but in most of the to her, she appeals to Harry, standing Mr. Brown immediately got on all ge where final action has been by her side, with a confident “Yon fours, and laid his head on the floor ■eu tho applicants have been know.” "But really I don’t know, to see where the soap was. It was my dear. You can tell better what’s inteti divorce, and each has taken right against the wall, and about as his or her burden of life singly, in your trunks than I can,” from far from one side of the wash stand Harry. “Oh, but how can I tell?” (hat is the reason of it?” your as the other. jeepondent asked of Mrs. Belva he continued in despair. “I don’t When Mr. Brown began to reach know what is wanted; I have some ckwood. the noted female lawyer, under with his arm, he found he could presents for friends; some little gbe sat in her parlorB on F street not get half way to the soap, liecause jgy—“what is tho reason that so things I bought for myself, but really he was on his knees, and his back 1By divorces are granted here? Is I don’t know.” “Would $50 cover was almost broken, ami a sharp pain the cost?” This from the staff. “I asbington an especially easy place ran up his neck, and he felt as if he think it would, but perhaps you had obtain a divorce?” had been dropping potatoes all day. better say $60.” “All right; ycuwill •I don't know, ’ she laughed; "I And then he lay on his chest as swear to that? ” "Yes, but please ve got a good many of ’em here, though swimming, and thrust his arm wait a minute; perhaps I ought to High I don’t profess to bo at all a fiercely under, and took off about think again before I swear. Oh, A TALI ABOUT BEARDS. (ores lawyer. 1 suppose I have lialf-a-yard of skiD. This caused Mr. Harry, dear, is there anything I have j something like seventy-five cases Brown to foam at the mouth and say The Origin of the Won Barbtriu and the IVORY. forgotten? It would be so dreadful re in Washington, and when there to himself: Egyptian Beard. An ivory hafted knife to the or if I should swear to a lie. Let me “By gracious! this ¡ b a test case, i good grounds I find no difficulty I dinary diner ont is simply a piece of The early Bomans considered a see (after a minute ’ s calculation]; getting divorces. If there are not I table cutlery, useful at meals, but and I am going to see if a cake of yes, I really think $60 will cover the soap can beat me, if I have to stay full beard as evidence of the savage M] grounds I won’t, take them.” dovoid of romance He wonders not utmost.” When the bride has van home from business all day, and nature of its wearer or at least of bis She sat erect as she talked, spoke at ingenuity that made the steel ished the staff takes occasion to break the wash-stand up in the bar lack of refinement The term "bar rorously, and checked off her sen J ' and the fashioned the blade with its remark that this is quite an excep barian,” which was applied by the gain!” ges with her right bairn in an ar- j keenly-cutting edge. to almost every race outside does tional case. “Usually,” he continues, So Mr. Brown rolled over on his Bomans jnentative way. The room in he bestow a thought on Seldom their own, has been confounded with the haft. In “ I much prefer a man ’ s declaration to back and thrust his arm under as uch she sat was a parlor just I... „ .. . — the beard (the Latin barba, French ove her law office, which occupies , 18 18 ° ,,Y a bnite handle, and a woman’s. As a rule, you can’t de cautiously as though there was a barbe, signifying beard), especially > basement front of the house, ¡redoes not allow its -antecedents to pend much on women. They have hornets’ nest under the wash stand. as the word was used as a reproach lick is a residence in the business 'Bterfere with his appetite. But no sense of responsibility, and with On, on it went, and Mr. Brown smiled to any one who wore hair upon his rf of the city. The parlor was - t“r.ough what an experience this bit most of them the desire to smuggle "i smile that had every possible syrup face, and some suppose that the bar ther plainly furnished. The fun oi 1VOG’- so smooth and shining, has something amounts to a mania.” >m of victory in it. ber of to-day obtained his name from To the Inspector the face is an tore was not magnificent, the piano j Pa8t®a> 1» once formed part of an [By this time his throat was full of that root. Neither cf these supposi ther aged in appearance, the pic , tusk, and was probably open book—the feminine smuggler »st off the carpet, and frequently he , is correct, the term originating res mostly family photographs, i1”^ ", °*. , ® desert, or found in is caught and she knows it. Her 11 ughed. But now his finger—the tions with the Egyptians, in application to cheeks glow aH if with fire, great sa id 1 the books which stood in a little ! some dense African forest, whilst the ry end of his finger — touched the the dooks which siuuu m a u“1*’ | jackals or the vultures were feasting drops of perspiration stand on her the natives of Barbar, an ancient up, and that momentary touch country ;k in the corner, had i es 1 e animals carcass. It was most forehead, her eyes have the look of a be on the coast of Africa. Still, irated through his soul like a ' ese: “History of Woman Suffrage,’ „ ; likely carried hundreds of miles over frightened hare, and all the while it would notbesurprising'if the beard fitle benediction, and caused a fresh had j kuinent Women of the Land,” a trackless country, and through a that wideawake Inspector is getting Fl something to do with its adoption p of smiles to float as softly over j by the ioman’s Future.” A painting upon I territory «r llecollectiou may peopled by hostile tribes deeper and deeper into the mysteries 1 features as does the summer j be called, Bomans, ie wall was a very fair represents I to the play of to shed blood for its possession. of a young woman’s toilet. It is the B< phyr across a field of bearded , “Ingomar, incidentally, in of Mrs. Lock wood. 1: itli Jrav ready sb ” wherein the beard of the custom for Inspectors to pass rather Take f ftrne - ivory is frequently very teat. mted a woman about 40, with gray difficult to get; and when, by the lightly over some articles, to make as hero furnishes material for dramatic That touch had a magic about it eloquence. lir brushed carelessly back from a exercise of strengh, endurance, little ado about them as possible, be ne In this case its possessor it thrilled Mr. Brown with divinest 1 ce in which was a good deal of < watchfulness and cunning the dusky cause long experience has taught ca regarded it with pride, and his hard ...Jody. It was to him. in short, 1 dor and indications of a good deal have brought it to the shore, them that women have feelings about voloped hands, one at eacn enu ot the what spring chicken is to the negro, est task was to cut it off. ! energy. The picture was very natives On the other hand, when an Egyp they deserve substantial prico for some things which even a custom bopy. and found as lovely a place in his ( tian uch like Mrs. Lockwood except that the precious a load artist desired to depict a low, house officer is bound to respect that has fatigued A Providence school teacher, Mrs. dreams as does the razor in the appeared to have been painted five their limbs and made their shoulders But this is no ccmmon case. Duty is Julia E. Arnold, gets 95 per cent in a slovenly fellow, lie represented him six years ago. The hair is about ache. A tusk recently sold at Liver duty, business is business. Nothing Civil Service examination and is ap negro’s boot. several days’ growth of hair Then Mr. Brown turned on his as ' having gray now, and the florid, vigorous pool weighed no less than one hun must be slighted. Each article is, pointed clerk of the post-office city upon his face. But, for that matter, side to see the soap, that ha might , lor in the face, instead of being dred and forty-one pounds, and it therefore, separately unfolded, care delivery. the artist of to-day would be likely grab it; but when he got on his side, to ' portray nfined to the cheeks, is well dis can scarcely be said that the African’s fully felt over, held at arms length a tramp in the same way. Boston stay at-homes do not take his reach was shortened and he united, giving the suggestion that yoke is easy and his burden light and reluctantly put aside. Among the Egyptians artificial beards kindly to those who spend the sum fcouldn ’ t touch the soap. Then he vigorous use of her tricycle, which Quite another picture is this: It mer in Europe and come back to turned over on his back, and felt the were worn, however, as a matter of he has to toil along, in tropical ood at her door as I enteted, had when heat, with an elephant's tooth in his is the bride's trunk that is now under stick up their noses at the dirty soap again, and attempted to grab it. personal ornament—one of the whims ronglit both excellent health and grasp. But the obstacles to be over going examination. Besides the In fashion—and Egyptian warriors In doing this, he only sent the soap of streets of the Hub. ;me tan besides. returning from a campaign pointed come in getting the ivory to a civilized spector there is a Deputy Appraiser flying further back, and out of reach. A number of skeletons, in one of “I never take a divorce case,” she are not entirely responsible present, inasmuch as her declaration which was a flint arrowhead, stick In an ecstasy of rage, he thought with pride to their unshaven face«, as intinued, "unless there are good region for the present high prices in the iuade it certain there would be some ing between the ribs, was found re he might get the soap by making a an evidence that their battles and rounds for divorce. That being The elephant is defunct in thing for him to do. A delicate per cently by Mr. Steers in a mound near desperate crack at it with his hand, hardships had given them no oppor rue, I find no difficulty in procuring market to attend to their personal Egypt, and tusks are only attainable fume ascends as the lid of the trunk Brown’s Valley, Minn. and knocking it out on the floor. tunities ivorces here, and if we are to judge there by dredging appearance. The beard has always in the sand; but is lifted. And, as the examination So he hauled off and let fly as hard vmy experience it might be said the leviathan of the woods is by no proceeds, scarcely an article is dis Barney Archer, a lad living on a as he could, and his hand missed the been one of the attributes of the sol iat divorces are easy in Wash- means extinct in Africa and India, placed. Whatever the mysteries of farm between Toledo and Adrian, soap and flew around like a compass, dier. Shakespeare depicts him as like the pard,” and he makes lgton.” and would possibly yield an abun the toilet hidden in that capacious re having been tracked by detectives, struck the stone paper weight "bearded Jack Falstaff say that if he does not “But, c impared with other cities dance of ivory if the demand only ceptacle they remain so for the most has confessed that he made several and that was acting in the place of the perform a certain valorous deed he’ll nd States, how do the divorce laws grew as slowly as his teeth. The part, for what Inspector would not attempts to wreck Lake Shore trains, leg that was gone. wear hair on his face more. nd customs here seem to be?” extensive use to which ivory is put is spare the blushes of a bride’ A from mere deviltry. Before he could count how many never Beaders of Thackeray will remember “I think it is easier to get a di- really the secret of the advance in its glance informs the Appraiser what the John AL Krum, who from 1813 was fingers had been knocked out of joint, oree here than in many other value. It is no longer looked upon value of any article is, and in a twink Judge of the St. Louis Circuit Court, he discovered that the paper weight that Jos. Sedley allowed his mustache laces,’’ she said. “In Boston, now, as a material out of which to fashion lipg he has prepared a schedule, Mayor of the city in 1848, and for had been driven against the wall by to grow when lie desired to pass for an officer. At the time during which ie testimony is all given in open the beautiful chessmen and ex figured the cost at $15 (quite a shade nearly half a century a prominent the force of the blow.] incidents of Thackeray’s "Vanity curt, do matter how bad it may be, quisitely carved figures that stand below the sum to which the lady was member of the Western bar, died in Ere he could utter the words that the Fair” are supposed to occur, no Eng o matter what the charges, or how as curiosities on quaint sideboards. willing to make declaration), the duty that citron the 15th instant. were on the end of his tongue, the lish gentleman, unless he were a ainful for the most sensitive party, It is utilized in making such a vast at $14.50, passed her over to the Col The signature of King Canonicus wash-stand tilted and upset the basin low, here I seldom, if ever, take tes- number of articles in daily use. from lector’s deputy, who accept« the attached to the deed that he and his of water on him, and while the water military man, wore a beard of any imony in open court. When a party the dainty ivory-backed hair brush money, gives a receipt therefor, and nephew, Miantononi gave to Boger was in his eyes and ears, the basin kind, excepting at the risk of being rants a divorce their deposition and to the most lilliputian of pocket the business is finished. It may be Williams, has been enlarged and is to followed and lay on his stomach like looked upon as eccentric or worse. hat of the witnesses is taken right knives, the from universally-demand remarked here that the customs offi be cut on the face of the Canonicus a tombstone, and pretty near knocked Later the "muttcn-chop” style came into vogue, and has since remained ere in my office or parlor, they are ed billiard-ball to the fox headed cers seldom evince any disposition to memorial, soon to be dedicated by the breath out of him. delightfully English.” In this coun led in court, the proper proceedings scarf-pin, that the price of the ele go behind the declaration. Thus the the Boad Island Historical Society. Before he could express himself, “ try, men not very old well remember ad, and, if there is good ground for phant’s tusk must go up. So dear article on which the bride paid duty although there were about four A man from Michigan has stirred when a man with hair on his face livorce under the law it is granted, has ivory become, indeed, that one were intended for friends, according thousand words inside of him strug up the inhabitants of Lexington, ad that is the end of it” gling to get out, the drawers flew was looked upon with curiosity and doubts whether Solomon, with all his to her own declaration: had she said “And are the requirements of the wealth, would have ventured, had he they were her own, for personal use, Hendrson county, Tenn., by claim out, and emptied a lot of tooth even with suspicion.—(Boston Her aw less than those of the law in lived in these days, to make “a great nearly ail would have passed duty ing to have seen, during the war, sev powder and razors and lathering ald. eral bags of gold buried in a certain ither States?” brushes on him. Then the doors of throne of ivory overland with the best free. One article, for example, was a GEMS IN GOLDEN SETTINGS. "Yes; less than those in some gold.” At a recent Liverpool sale six handsome fan, another a scarf-pin, spot near that place. Digging has the wash stand flew swiftly open, and begun in search of the supposed states. In New York, for instance, thousand dollars a ton was the sum another a lace collar, etc. Some peo raised a couple of lumps on him that Conscience is the most enlightened t is much more difficult to get a di obtained for tusks from Agola and ple will speak of her as a lady, others treasure. he will carry about for several weeks of all philosophers. Connecticut hat factory girls are to come. me than here. Yet the laws here Gaboon, and Niger ivory is almost as a fool. A great name without merit is like all writing their names on the bands ------------- *♦*------------ are not especially lax in that regard. dear. In three years the price has After this Mr. Brown turned over an epitaph on a coffin. of the hats that they make. A Bethel They only grant divorce for deser almost doubled. In 1879 it was pos A DOUBLE ENDER. on his chest, and almost inhaled a girl put her name on a band a year He who can conceal his joys is tion during a term of two years, for sible for brokers to buy at three brush he was breathing so greater than he who can hide his “What's the matter with the back ago and the hat was bought in a lathering habitual drunkenness, during a term thousand dollars per ton, and since He saw the soap distinctly. griefs. of three years, for adultery, cruelty, then nearly all kinds of ivory have of your head. Jack?” asked a number New Orleans store by Henry G. bard. The soap saw him. too. He looked aDd lunacy, and some modifications risen one hundred per cent in value. of Bohemian clubbers, as a member Segur, who wrote to the girl, fell in upon it as a cat looks upon the mouse Gravity is a stratagem invented to of these general causes. Then, no Stocks are now very low in the ivory entered with a huge lump on bis love with her by letter and has just that is ont. of her reach. conceal the poverty of the mind. attention will be paid to applica warehouse throughout England, and alleged brain cavity the other morn married her. Nothing impairs authority more And Mr. Brown grinned fiendishly — - tions for divorce unless the persons the fifty tons offered in the Liverpool ing. than a too frequent or indiscreet use at the soap and said: "Why, it’s all owing to that chuckle THE OLD TOWN CLOCK. have been residents of the district market were eagerly purchased, only “Just come ont two inches from of it. for two years or more. People often bangles and balls going a little head Tom Stoggers,” growled the in The old town clock is mute, Ito Satire lies alsiut men of letters the wall, and give me a chance to jured party. "That fellow has no come here from Virginia and Mary cheaper. At the July sales last year days of usefulness are over, and it tlieir life and eulogy after land and from points further away there were seventy two and one half more sense of humor than that owl stands as a relic of bygone times grab yon. I dare you to come ont during even one inch, you mean, miserable their death. to get divorces, but they don’t get tons offered—East Indian, thirty there.” upon the old church tower, looking five cent cake of soan So you’ll take Contentment swells a mite into a them. I don’t think this is at all a seven and one-half tons; Egyptian, “Hasn’t, eh?” for the day to come when it shall a dare, will yon? If I wore only half talent, and makes even the jioor “No, he hasn't,” growled the pro become famous place like Indiana, of Utah, six and three-quarter tons; Cape, six dust and crumble away, ns I your size, I wouldn't take a dare; I richer than the Indies. _ of the concern. have many fess ion al funny _ dog or Connecticut, where a divorce may tons; West Coat Africa, sixteen and ______ who have gazed upon ito "1 ’ll 11 just tell yon. To speak, but say nothhing, is for you. You see. a party face, or listened to its musical sound would face the music. You are a be had almost for the asking, but it three quarter tons; and sea-horse "I spiritless plebeian cake of soap—yon three people ont of four to express went yachting last Sunday, and is a much more satisfactory place for tusks etc., five and one half tons. of us -------- . * “ _ as it tolled the passing hours. Had only fit to wash a dog with. I all they think. •nch a proceeding than some other Common and small tnsks rose in we took dinner at Bety’s over at it the tongue of mortal what tales it are believe yon are only an imitation of cities I could name.” value fifteen dollars, and thirty dol i Sancelito. Of course, yon all know coaid tell of love and hate, birth and what yon claim to be, yon ■” Pride defeats its own ends, by Yet when it is remembered that the larsperone hundred weight on the what Bety’s is, and how infernally death, 'marriage and parting, peace bringing the man who seeks esteem Here Mrs. Brown suddenly opened cosident population of YVashington previous London ptices; and even at they stick you?” and war, plenty and famine. How the door against Mr. Brown’s bead, and reverence into contempt "We should sigh. ” replied the the increased quotations various lots —omitting the’ floating population often has the bell within the moss- and said: Gayety is not a proof that the which has not a two-years’ residence of excellent Gaboon and Capo ivory '¡stoners, in pensive chorus. grown tower pealed forth the glad heart is at ease, » for often in the "Why in the world don ’ t yon come “ Well as I expocted the amount of here is but about 175,000, it brings were withdrawn, the owners feeling notes of joy. or tolled the solemn knell down? The breakfast is getting midst of laughter the heart, is sad. a ratio which, if applied throughout confident that they could obtain more the bill would knock us out, I told of death? As one looks up at the cold. ” Stoggers, just for the fun of the Clear writers, like clear fountains, the United States, would give 30,000 money. The average supply at the weather beaten face and motionless -------- 11--------TT! do not mviii so deep as they are; the divorces a year in tho United States. July sales in London for the past thing, to stand behind me when I hands of the old town clock a feeling I ----- !!!!!” replied -11 Mr. Brown, as he Tomparing the laws of the District nineteen years has been one hundred asked for the score, so that I eonld akin to reverence fills the heart. Be sat up and ran hie fingers through turbid looks most profound. Great men undertake great things, with those of the various States it is and thirty-six tons. The largest give a low groan and faint. He was neath a generation has passed. Men his hair, to get out the razors and because they are great, and fools be found that a marked difference exists. supply at any one sale was two hun to catch me. don’t you understand?” who have risen to national fame and lathering-brushes. "Exactly.” said the crowd, much passed away have beard it strike; cause they think them easy. In New York the causes on which dred and three and one^uarter tons ‘•What’s the matter, anyhow?” de divorces are allowed are: force or in the third sale of 1878. and the amused. Every man iiaa three characters — the felon in his cell has listened to its manded Mrs. Brown. "Well. I asked for the bill, and stroke; maidens watching for truant fraud in obtaining the marriage, smallest seventy-two and one half when that which be exhibits, and that “ I want to get that cake of soap out the proprietor said twenty six lunacy or idiocy, a prior marriage tons at the summer sale in 1882. have heard the knell of their from under the wash-stand.” which he has and that which he a half I dropped, just as if I'd lovers thinks he has. whereof one of the parties whose Nor ia it probable that any very large > and hopes peal forth from the old tower. "Well, why don't you? ” inquired been shot Did a regular Clara Mor- Ah, who can conjecture how much of i I Mrs. Brown. husband or wife is still living, in quantity of ivory will ever again be . ris back fall, yon know.” Paris now possesses a Hessian competence, and marriage below a offered in the English markets, for a i hope or despair, pleasure or pain, "Because I can't,” replied Mr. colony, a Spanish colony, a Levantine “Did he catch yon?” 1 j haw • ixN*n - — — •* ■- - nilent :1—* certain age. Thus several causes sale has been established at Hotter witnetwMi ' 1 by this I Brown. "I cannot reach it; I cannot “ That ’ s just it. The infernal idiot i colony, an<{ an American colony. It which apply in Washington. and for dam. and in addition to the consign was flirting ont of the window with a sentinel of time* Many years ago get there.” is probably only a question of time this public time-piece did ito duty *bieh divorce is granted here, are ments disposed of there, many of the girl Then Mrs. Brown said : horseback, and so I cammed properly, to the great advantage of and opportunity until the American not allowed as factors in divorce in tnsks come direct to this country, on a on “Do yon want to see me get it T" spittoon and blamed near broke the citizens of the growing metropolis, colony steals ail the other colcniee, where the material ia often applied N’*w York. “I do,” replied Mr. Brown, with a and skips over the nearest adjacent my neck. Stoggers apologized for There is a great variety in the i to the most fantastic and extravagant being so slow. Slow-—mind yon. but it is now dead. It has toiled its grin of contempt. boundary line with the same. purpose«. Any man wishing to be- own requiem : it sleeps ito last sleep, divorce laws of the country In i come a modern Crrrann need only to Why that fellow hasn’t any more sp 1 “All right.” said the wife, who and stands as ito own monument Maine it is said to be easier to get a We have three kinds of friends: thereupon simply lifted the wash up dreaming about the discovery reciation than a blind cow." it stand as a warning to the stand ont from the wall, picked tip i Those who love ns, those who are in- divorce than to get a driok. The law I give But somehow the others didn’t Let of his pet philosopher ’ s stone, and world that man and his laboi read»: "Divorces may be decreed ,r , the 2-_ map, ___ , tossed it to her husband, , different to ua, and those who hate agree with him.—[San Francisco alike perish. 'ben the Judge deems it reasonable > find a sQbatitute for ivory. —¡N Y. Post. us. and Mid: I &®d proper, conducive to domestic ■ Hour. -,