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Y amhill R eporter , “What are you looking at?” “God’s flowers,” was the grave an COOL IMPUDENCE. IT WASN'T A MASH FRESH COMET. THE HIGHES 1 a UT aosi T t Upon a Subject of Vital iBte the Welfare ot All | From a Letter. |—Soon after we Ono dreary day of snow aud sleet, “ I boarded a railway train of deliber left Meridian, on the way across to A fiery Beauty—Th« Ureal Astrolioml.nl following remarkable !etta, i I The man laughed .«gain, and I * — t^”7e^id*en«ieR A. V. R. HavDM, - Paoraiax.ua. .----1---- — It was what the Vicksburg, a solemn-looking old chap Event of the Conilnis Year—Will Stay the The leading ami best known pushed up i his . 1 hat off his ■ forehead. zj western HvoLvlil p people vpiW VU1X call ft a "mix 1111 A. ” train. tlllllJ, came into the smoker and groaned With us a Year or More. of the preaoiit day i. enpeeially “Them’ " i the governor s flowers. Inade np of a loDg string of freight and sighed and took on like a man •houl.l be of unusual value m MaMINNVILLE. OREGON Would you >u like some ? cars and a battered passenger coach. terribly distressed, and when we! Local scientists are already turn desire to keep pace with the n.arihT’N discoveries and events: Qut UtaA The little woman only nodded, but Long before the time of starting the asked him where he seemed to feel | ing the’r attention to the wonderful "A general demand for reformoi , 1 her eyes grew large and rourd with passengers crowded into the coach, it the worst, he replied: the most distinctivediamcteruttau?.!'® THE OLD BIRCHEN SWITCH- wonder and expectancy, as the man obviously with a view of getting a “Gentlemen, there is a powerful comet which is booming aloug teenth century The commo" How dear to my heart are the school days of broke a white bough from the cberrv seat while such a possibility was left good-looking woman iu the next ear, through space in the general direc us the more enlightened ami mid, i childhood, tree, and a purple spike of hyacintn open to the general public. We and she has fallen into the hands tion of the earth, but which will not with mi uncertain voice to h, When no caro or contrition my wild spirit from the slavery of conservatism bells. Ho then put them in her rolled along more like a country ’of “ a ’ human ■ hyena, »> knew— reveal its gorgeousness to the naked tion which has held the m.uwe, i,, The orchards I robbed, our larks in the hand, saying,—- ance during a large portion of the\2j» “ "' No?" shouted three or four voices wagon than a railway train. One T 1 ’ ■ eye for several months to come. lory, and in the time of tlw • W >■ wildwood, “Now run home, or that there The school-house and grove where the young ladv will be took up by the facetious old gentleman asked the at once. near obliterating tlw last ghninJ*? *■ “Yes. indeed. He’s a wicked-look When it does come it will stay a year Dogmatic conductor if he could keep the right birch switches grew; assertions and blind »n.,1 The row of mud pies with toemarks iin- police; looks like she’d had a row.” of way, and once, when the car ing wolf in sheep’s clothing. If I or more, and will be a grand event in caste among all clause. of rinted. The little woman had neither eyes jolted tremendously, the old gentle mistake not, he represents some astronomy. Concerning the fiery losing People are beginning to think for tL^l ey rush to my sight at fond memory’s nor ears for anything but the flowers. K call; aud to regard authority much leM «,?*■ man declared that the railroad peo New England machinery house. He’s I beauty, the following, taken from the ment. Men and women are no lo». The man went back to his work, and The old cider mill with draughts never ple would be arrested for jumping a squeezing of her hand, and a whis a few individual» should dictate, t*?i she went slowly on. One block, two their land grant. Just in front of pering of hi» love, and the giddy Albany Argus, which seems to have that stinted, what must bo their uentimente and JB And the switch that hang high on the old blocks, six blocks, then she came to a me sat an old man, whom I took to thing has fallen right into the trap. gotten into a dispute with itself on They claim tho right to .«Ivs f.,r school-house wall. little triangular park at the intersec be a minister of the now almost ex I couldn’t bear to see it any longer, pcints of statistics, is very inter- the great questions of the day ...TM How the youngsters assembled in terror oft that tho general good of human'itrskliM tion of the streets—a very small park i tinct type. His family and several and so I came in here. Gentlemen, trembled, spected. As tiie result of this j esting: As that hide-catting switch came down from with only grass and a few trees in it, neighlwrb had accompanied him to some of you have daughters!” ening, we see, on every hand, ’¿¿JI the wall. The most recent calculations made evidences of reformatory action PeozN and an iron drinking fountain for tba 8tation in a (lrawn . Yes, there was three of iib who That knotty old switch in my mind is abid horses just outside the fence. Two yoke of Hteer8j aD(1 ajthou ,h the ¿if had daughters ranging ig from 2 to 7 I at the Dudley observatory relative to a few years ago, endure,I siilfenL- iU, M in the name of duty, now reXofl ing, dusty horses were drinking from the , fereuce in 8peed between the wagon years old, and we were honest enough [ the orbit of the new comet, result iu tense foolishness of such a eoursejl .S For oft, when returned with some wild tru round iron bow and a dog was coultl not have been vet*>he to admit it. figures quite different from those re ter were under the bondage of b.^oted ui'l'l ant band, 8(,emed uneasy at his impetuous impetuous" flight. Audit. I received, with that switch, a most merci* eagerly lapping the slender stream seemed “Just think of your daughters be ported ill our issue of Sunday last. lowed their health to depart. that spiled over npon the stones be Turning to me, he said: "Don’t it ing kayjoled by a Philistine!” he | Yet for the short period embraced by •titutionu to become nn bn mined less hiding, died as martyrs to a faUe The toughest and sorest boy-nature could low. This little woman went into look to you like this thing's goin’ a continued. “He’s talking, aud flat , the time since discovery, the two cal There are million* of people tillin/Zj stand. the park and sat down under a tree. I dilations place the comet in very trifle peart for safety? ” tering, and promising, and she ’ s graves who might have lived to Unlike the old buoket no moss was adher She was just beginning to be afraid had then- original trouble« beenU ■ ing, I assured him that we were not somebody’s daughter. Gentlemen, nearly the same apparent positions age No white pebbled bottom was touched when she was lost, but she could not be I as seen from the earth. About once time or properly treated. There aretUJ making more than nine miles per something ortei be did!” of people to-duy thoughtlessly eilZS it fell, very unhappy while she had her hour, and that he need have no fears. We agreed. We all louuged in and ' in fifteen or twenty years a comet first symptoms of some «erious No pure sense of coolness ere marked its flowers. She sat very still looking comes along 1 , which, like this, gives appearing, without the slightest realization uf tLokJ “But won’t she slip up when there’s saw that she was a good looking, But I marked each descent with a jump and at them, and to her great delight a so much sleet an’ snow on the track?” happy-faced girl of 20, and we re the computers a great deal of trouble. that is before them. They have ,»¿31 a yell! headaches; a lack uf appetite uue brown bee came sniffing at the white It now appears probable, say the Here the facetious old gentleman turned and held an indignation Oh! I viewed it with loathing, for no under cups for an instant, as he passed. ravenous one the next, or an unaccoimS who had joked the conductor re meeting. After a fine display of astronomers of Dudley observatory, feeling of weariness, sometimes clothing Broke the force of those blows as so swiftly Stretched on the grass near her was marked that if the train would only eloquence and oratory it was unani that the comet is from three to four by uausea and attribute all these ttZEI they fell. a boy—a big boy; the little woman slip forward the snow might be con mously agreed that if the masher times at far from both the earth and tho old idea of ‘ a slight cold ’ <.r nuluh’l is high tune that people awoke, to a kuowhj would have called him a man He sidered a blessing. I remember, with trembling, one grim lit got off' at Jackson, where we were the sun as the sun is from us. This of the eerioiiHuess of these matters and 3 had red hands and a sunburned face, tle madam distance is almost unprecedented at I took out “A Princess of Thule” to wait twenty minutes, the good cipated themselves from the profeasioiulffi Who taught me the rudiments, pot-hooks anil coarse, clumsy clothes. You discovery. In fact no case is remem ry which coutrols then.. When thia «3 and began to read. I was soon at old man should go in and tell the and all, would not have looked twice at him, *Lewes,” listening to Shiela’s High girl what was what. Jackson was bered iu which this distance was and when all classes of physician» beams ■ And who thought to expel all the sin left by but the little woman looked and land Bongs and the squealing of old finally reached, and sure enough the nearly so great. It appears probable eral euough to exclude all dogmas, uave3 Adam, is their duty to cure disease as quickly J By thrashing it out with that switch on the looked, and saw he was crying. She John’s pipes. 1 could see the grizzly human hyena got off’ and ran into that the comet will not come to peri safely as possible; to maintain no other J wall; looked again, and then crept a little beard on the face of the old King of the hotel. He was not out of sight helion until about June 1st of next tion than that of truth honestly ascert3 I’ve been horsed o’er the knees of that to endorse and recommend any 33 nearer, holding ..... her doll very & tight. maiden so human, almost hear the when wo all entered the car, and year, and that it will remain in tele and •Do-,,,.; ........ fioa;. Borva, and could ZS that has been found useful, no matterw3 With my back to the foe and my face to the scopic view for a year or more. The origin, the philanthropist took a seat boside there will be no more quarreling J door, flowers? she asked, holding the and tbe sententious warning of In the girl and began: plane cf its orbit seems to be nearly tho doctors, while there will be great And I thought how fools prate of the soft, sweet things toward him. ------ & throughout the world.” i perpendicular to that of the earth ’ s gram. “My dear young lady, my heart is touch of woman, “ 1 am well aware of theceneure thatwinj The boy For each touch drew a blister, each stroke ii i took . • them , .1 eagerly iR.i J —took “ vwiixi.* Would juu you mmu mind letiin lettin’ me me see see sad—oh! so sad!—for you! You are ! courso about the sun. The perihe- meted out to mo for writing this letter ball them all; but just as the little woman woke a roar, I lion point is indicated by the calcula feel that on the road to destruction!” 11,™ back “j* hnnV ?” I»« nuiori 1 cannot be true to my honest conrid In that day of tough switches and very thin »..» going <o eiy 1... tions to be at a distance from the sun tions unless 1 extend a helping hand and 3 “W what do you mean?” breeches, toher, so she broke oft a piece of the! tnrniD around be , t() kj I dorse all that 1 know to be good. Theextal When correction was pressed both behind “I mean that the villain who left not much greater than the earth’s ed publications for the past few year^J cherry bough ami one ittle stemless lboutam its pages. Finally he you a moment ago is seeking to en average distance. and before. graphic descriptions of different diseasesd3 hyacinth and gave them to him. fouud a lac0 «eemed f ; 1 snare you.” For at least a week or ton days to kidneys and liver have awakened tha I survived < all the blows, and married 1 he bey had but lately come to the bis attention. I waited patiently for come, all calculations relative to the profession to the fact that these dbe&sa3 the daughter “The v-villain!” Ho was hungry, he was friend ibe return of )bo book) b‘ut witl/one. “Yes, ma'am, the wolf in sheep’s true course of this seemingly very greatly increasing. Tho treatment of the 3 Of that muscular school-marn whose blows city. tors has been largely experimental and m3 fell like rain; less, he was utterly discouraged, he Now her roguish grandchildren defy her had taken the first step downward. knee propped against the seat in clothing—the hyena in human form erratic body must be regarded as of tlidir patients have died while they nJ front of him, he sat deeply interested. —the scoundrel whose very look quite approximate. The slightest casting about for a remedy to cure them.* | with laughter; Their tricks she approves—mine she pun But when he smelt the familiar scent He waB such an old and venerable- proves the vileness of his heart. I variation in the observed places of a “it is now over two years since my attend of cherry blossoms, and saw the pure, looking man that I did not feel dis warn you to beware of him as you body so distant as this one probably was first called to the use of a most wonda ished with pain, And though I remember ot no interceding preparation in the treatment of Bright’» di J pitiful eyes of the little woman look posed to request the volume's return, | would of a serpent.” is, throws the resulting elements of of the kidneys. Patients had frequently «3 When she put in the licks with a switch or a ing at him, it brought back the and I awaited his pleasure. Hours rule, “Why, he’s—he’s my husband!” the orbit way off The case might me about the remedy and I had heard of t»l homely brown house among the hills, If a grandchild I spank there’s a grand passed, and still he held the book on shouted at the top of her voice, be vzell illustrated by the results of markable cures effected by it, but like m3 mother pleading— and the little sisters who believed in his knee. I went back, stood on the she I hesitated to recommend its use. | and the next instant she had her shooting at a mark 200 yards off with others ’Tis the granny who whaled me of old in him and full trusted him. personal friend of mine had been in poor health rear platform and smoked a cigar. fingers playing through his venerable a pistol having a barrel less than an for the school, some time aud his application for ■ “I’ll try one day more,” he said Returning, I found the old man hold locks and excavating channels down inch long—supposing it would carry With her toughest of switches, her sharpest suran.ee on his life had been rejected on « resolutely, “and if I can’t get work, ing the book with the same exhibi his of switches, count of Bright's disease. Chemical and ai so far. With a reasonably good wrinkled cheeks. That startled a rogue like the kick of a I’ll go home; I won’t stay here and croscopical examinations of his urine revahi tion of profound interest. Evening marksman the balls would all take All of us got away at last and mule. the presence of large quantities of albumen«! go to the bad.” came, and the dingy lamps were the same course for the first granular tube casts, which confirmed the» Surely they were “God’s flowers” lightod. I was vexed. All day I had found hiding-places iu the baggage about How we boast of advance in the secrets of few feet after leaving the barrel, but rectness of the diagnosis. After trying all th and mail cars — all but the old man. learning, which the little woman had given been cheated out of a pleasure to When he managed to get clear of the the subsequent course would be a usual remedies, 1 directed him to use this pa How to cram the young _ heads we take in- him. and w'as grently surprised toobm finite pains, which I had looked forward. I could bride he slid off' the car and took a matter of conjecture. Yet it would p&ration a decided improvement within a month, ui She sat quietly under the tree, And forgot inward pangs yield to blisters stand it no longer. Tapping the old be easier to hit an eight inch bull ’ s bee-line up town, and though he met within tour months, no tube casts could h and burning, talking sometimes to her doll, and several people while in sight of U8 eye at 200 yards with a pistol whose discovered. At that time there was pr«a That the switch hath oft quickened both counting the hyacinth bells over and man on the shoulder, I said: conscience and brains, “Excuse me, sir, are you done with we couldn’t see that he stopped to barrel is one inch long, than it now is only a trace of albumen, and he felt, as hen it, ‘perfectly well,’ and all throng To four miner senses we’re often appealing over. She knew now that she was my book?” answer any questions. to say from observation and calcula pressed the influence of Warner's Safe Cure, the n Each one to our aid, in correction we call, lost, but was not really frightened. He did not reply. I arose and tion where the Brooks comet will be medy he used.” But that old bottom sense, the keen sense of She felt sure some one would como confronted him. He was sound (within 10,000 miles) at the end of “After this I prescribed this medicine in fd feeling, HINTS ABOUT READING. doses in both acute and chronic nephriti No longer the rogue doth persuado or ap by and by and find her. The market asleep. I touched him and he awoke three months. Give us a barrel three [Bright house clock began to strike twelve. with a start. ’s disease] and with the most satirfacW pall! Reading book after book in unin inches leng and we will give you a results. My observations were neither m Yet to quiet confusion, or force h conclu- With the first stroke a babel of sound« 1 “ Here ’ s your book, Mister. I've terrupted succession is a habit of dead center, say the astronomers of in number nor hastily made. They extendi eion, broke in. Steam whistles in every been asleep ever since I took a holt 1 many people who delude themselves the observatory. over several months and embraced a 1«| There’s a mission to-day tor that switch key, belle that clanged slowly, bells it, an’ ef you’d wanted it, you mout’er with the idea that they are acquiring from the wall. number of cases which have proved io nd — ------- ------------- that rang wildly, clocks striking from had it sooner. Now, wife, she can stores of knowledge. We are tempt —[Palmer (Mass.) Journal. factory to my mind, that 1 would earned urge upon my professional brethern theii a dozen steeples, and through them Y es , S ah ! —Yes, sah. We quite , portance of giving a fair and patient trial I all day an’ spank the children ed to say that it would be better to A LITTLE WOMAN all the sharp, deep boom of the i read without changin’ countenance, but read no book at all. The habit we agree with you, sah, that there is a t Warner’s Safe Cure. In a large class of s She was a very little woman, not market clock. The street was full of I when I git a holt of a book, there’s speak of is pernicious, and if perse sort of delicious frankness, sail, ment3 where the blood is obviously in in ® healthy state, especially where glandular » more than four years old, and I am hurrying people, going home to din nothin’ in the community that can vered in, fatal to the intellectual fac about the following that will be ap corgemeiits and inflammatory eruption!«MJ ner. Clattering over the pavement . keep me from dozin’.” afraid she was running away. ulties. preciated beyond the bound of West indeed in many of those forms of chronic» came an empty express wagon; the Perhaps I ought not to Bay mn disposition in which there is no evidence d ---- ---------- *-•-<--------------- One might as well eat all tho time Virginia: mischitif, but where the general haifij ning; for she walked gravely and driver hesitated, then turned up to Some five or six years ago. when organic and leave no period for digestion. HOW HE STRETCHED HIMSELF is depleted, the face sallow, the urine coloiw the brimming water basin, and let the deliberately along the street, looking There is a certain method about read the Greenback party held at least constituting the condition in which the patiaii big gray horse plunge his nose in the about her with an observant air. She Now that Tom Thumb is gone old ing profitably, The index of tbe some strength in the west and south, is said to be ‘billious,’ the. advantage gain« had on a brown Htuff dress, and over cool water. A flock of brown spar anecdotes are of course expected. book, if it have one, should be one of their Columbian orators de by the use or this remedy is remarkable h her head b I io had thrown an apron of rows were taking shower-baths in One which is not well known here is mastered. Before attacking the book, livered an address for his party at Bright’s disease it seems to act as a solvent! soothe and heal the in“3» blue and white check in place of a the Overflow; and as the driver told in France of a country notary test yourself as the subject treated, IVinfield. Putman« county, West albumen; to towash out the epithelial d« bonnet. The apron was so large, and waited, his eyes followed them with who made a journey of three hun- and settle in your own mind in what Virginia. When in the zenith of his membranes; which blocks up the tubuli uriniferi, and tj the little woman so small, that while amusement from the water to the | dred miles expressly to see the little order and fashion you would handle oration he was stopped by a power prevent a destructive metamorphosis of tian* “Belonging as I do to a branch of the pro» the chubby hand held it snugly tin branches where they dried their i man. Arriving by mischance too the theme. Then go over the work ful voicj among the listeners. sion that believes that no one school of m* der her round chin, one corner feathers, What, was that under the late for the last public exhibition, and reduce its contents mentally to “ Look here. sah. May I ask you a cine knows all the truth regarding the tr* trailed on the ground behind her. tree ? A child lying asleep on the they told the notary at tbe place of the leading thoughts, propositions or question, sah?” ment of disease, and being independent enov The apron aerved as a shawl for a grass ? to select any remedy that will relieve mv|» “ Yes. sah ; you may, sab. ” facts which give it any value. This exhibition that be had some chance “ Looks like my little woman,” i reference to the wuNJflj rag doll with no features to speak of, of seeing Toni Thumb at the hotel is not a laborious matter, nor is it a “Well, sah, I want to know, sah, tients, without it comes, I am glad to ackuowlMj whose head, with a ghastly wound on said the driver, jumping over the whence the Barnum company were bore; it does not lessen the pleasure if you are not the man, sah, that 1 I whence and commend the merits of this remedy ■ top, peeped out under the little fence, and coming up to the tree in soon to depart. He came, however, of reading and it greatly enhances had down har in jail, sah, for hog i frankly. mother's arm. A great many peo- three strides. Respectfully yours, stealing, sah ?” R 1 GUNKM. B “Sure's you live, it’s herself," ho even there too late, and being shown the profit. Professional men know {>le were coming aud going, but the that sufficient treatises must be read les, sah, I am sah? ” came the re Tom Thumb ’ s former apartment, he Dean and Professor of Surgery, United ittle woman did not notico them. said, as he picked the little sleeper found in the sitting room a later ar in this way, and literary men who sponse; “but I got clar, sah.” | Medical College of New York;, tdM She was singing to herself and the up in hiH arms. He stooped again rival in possession. Unaware, of have any art in their calling pursue Medical Tribune; Author of Gunn for the doll, and thrust it headfirst Improved Hand-Book of liygwfl* • doll,— same course. The most slovenly A VOICE FROM THE NORTHWEST into his pocket; but the little hand course, of the evanishment of the the ltameetic Medicine etc., etc. “’Tis his hand that leadeth me.” habits of reading are in the line of former tenant, or of the installation M ilwaukee W,s/_ Th e Senli „ el¡ She only knew this one line, so she clung to the flowers even in sleep. of the later one, he knocked at the fiction. This is decidedly unfair, Don ’t Die in the House. “ Bough onMj wnicli is the leading morning paper of this sang it over and over as she went on, The big horse whisked them away, door. “Enter!” responded a stento since many of the most brilliant in State, writes: “ St. Jacob's Oil, the wonder- (dears out rata, mice, flies, roaches, bea-NB but with the jolting of the wagon the walking close to the fences, and peep ______ rian voice. “Monsieur, I should like tellects of the age seek an audience tul remedy for rheumatism, has been used by a Bic. large numlier of people in this city, and with ing into yards where flowers were great blue eyes opened. to see Tom Thumb." “I am he. through this channel. FILES! piles :: piles :!! “ What do ye s'pose mother'll say? ” effect truly marvelous. growing, and into basements where A great novel is not to be dis-1 monsieur.” The notary is nonplussed, A sure cure for Blind, Bleeding, ^^3 she had glimpses of tables covered asked the driver, pressing the soft for tho man who addresses him is a I patched off-hand. In short if you i cheek against his rough coat. “ Where Ulcerated Piles has been d’i’00TeTe<k.'rr3 with red cloths, and shining castors giant of six feet two, with a formi do not see proper to pursue a system was ye goin ’ , anyhow?" William (an Indian remedy) called. DJ. J towering in the middle like revolving liam ' s I ndian O intment . A »ingle “Just went a-walking,” said tile dable mustache. ‘ Mon Dieu, mon I atized course of reading, at ¡east batteries. She was directly in the sieur! I beg pardon, but they told make it a fixed habit to get a clear, ATA pint ..f th- finest ink for families or cured the worst chronic cases of twenty^ years' standing. No one need suffer wake of n fat woman, who turned the little woman, "and I couldn't go back me that you were of a statue—of a definite and permanent impression of •cno.il» can lie made from a ten-cent package utes after applying this wonderful stream of travel one side, and left a again ’cause the house got lost.” of Diamon.l Dye. Try them. statue quite lilliputian!” “In public, what you do read. medicine. Lotion** ami instruments«"® When the terrified mother had us quiet little path for her small fol harm than good. William's Ointment » sured herself that her darling was yes, monsieur; but when I an, alone lower. the tumors, allays the intense itching I] I take my ease a little, you know." ■ All sorts of styles are worn, even some verv safe and sound, when the little worn B athing in S alt L ake . — Iu the Presently the little woman stopped. i artUtic0" Wl,ieh “re '“Propwly tenneil lar at night after getting warm in "Oh. exactly, monsieur. I understand. as a poultice, gives instant and P?11? . She had come to a yard tilled with an was eagerly crowding her withered Oh, certainly. Good morniug, mon water of Salt Lake a bather can lie and is prepared only for Files, itching R flowers into her tin cup, the father on the surface of the water tvithout trees and flowers, around an old sieur." The notary goes away in private parts ami for nothing else. any exertion whatever, or by passing “ NOW WELL AND STRONG.” fashioned brick house. Tho flowers looked up from bis dinner to say,— meditation. For sale by all druggists and maiM J “Curious how I happened to drive a towel tinder his knees and bolding ceiptof price, 91.00, by addressing*“^ were old fashioned, too, but they 1». r, „ ... S hipman , I llinois . M edicine Co., Cleveland, Ohio. the two ends he can remain in any were all of the sweetest, aud over by the park to day; I haven't been llerc'- Buffalo, X. Y.: Dear A young fellow doesn't have any I depth of water kneelinsr, with the Sir IwHhtortrte them the cherry boughs were like one that way for a week.” that niy daughter, aged “ “Tis His hand that leadeth me,' ” kind of a chance now a days. Here 1 head aud shoulders out of water, or I”, wa. pronounced incurable and wx, fast Skinny Men. “ Wells' Health hene great white bouquet. The little worn sang the little woman over her flow was a Yale man who was" making I by shifting it under the sole of the fill ling a« the doctor, thought, with ciHunip- restores health and vigor, cures an forgot to hold the «pron under ers. iobtaincl a hauq,,«,0^^ of v„”r quite a name for himself in the lit feet he can sit on the water. The te<>n. her chin, and it slid down to the side Golilen Medical Duovery ’’ for her and .he potence. SI. --------- ------ - The father looked at the mother erary line, when al! of a sudden it one exertion, in fact, is to keep one's commenced improving at once, and is now well walk. She took her doll from under Ihr. T. A. Smurr. O ttawa . jLU»fl was discovered that one Thomas balance; none whatever is requireu required and strong. \ ery truly yours, her arm, and held her close to the and nodded. “ Brown's Iron Bitters give entire ■ "Might be,” he said thoughtfully. Moore—an Irishman, we believe—had ' to keep afloat. The only danger ” ii1?’ A uovstin . fence that she might see, too, and tion. lhBCovery »>ld by druggist». l>een plagiarizing some of the stn 1 therefore, —* — — ' ‘ from choking • by^ac- arises ---------- -—■ ita »----------- smell the blossoms, and hear the fine “ NO YOU HAVEN'T f “Ten words, sir," said the business dent's best work years and years ago. cidentally swallowing some of the clear piping of the l>ees at work among them. There was a wonder manager, as a paper was thrust under It is bad enough to have’ the pro water, for the strength of the brine ÄÄ ,pp~r on m‘ny very hand- A customer asked a «Iruggist in the e . . ful bird flashing about the trees like hi* nose. “Wil! insert three times duct of your brain stolen after it is is so intense that the muscles of the San Jose Cal., for a bottle of Ainm^ni..' □ a great golden blossom.' The bird in cheap column for 50 cent«, or local written, but when a college man throat are convulsed, and strangula ww***'* haste is not always good aneed ” Syrup. The druggist examined hi« y- . comes into the world handicapped by found he was out of it, and said: tion ensues. All the same. I have he^Jth"1 V""1 “? seemed always just alsmt to launch one time one dollar. W here shall I caring for yot’ir keep it, but are out of it; we. ZL-» the knavery of a plagiarist who die«! myself dived several times into Salt V S' lli.,'e.r’ kidne>”' »nd howcb mu.t be ally into a song, but was so busy he broke «end the bill?'* preparations just a* good or better. 1 h KHnet' k - ‘I1“ princ* of n”"li “I gUCM you are mistaken,** said long liefore the gifted student was i Lake, and have survived. — | Phil. rin«L off at the first syllable. A man came f„?.T K|dn”y-"ort. which come, in liquid turner replied: “No you haven t; born, he might as well throw up the Robinson, in October Harper's. across the lawn with a wheelbarrow, the man with AAtoniabment standing form or dry—both thoroughly officw'ioua Cough Syrup saved my life—I sponge at once. lieve, I know it-and there is nooH * • Have it al way, ready. in which was a green shrub. He dug out on hie brow. •ell nie something else, for I won t r “ No, indeed, ai ■t Those a hole in the turf, and began to plant ---------- - »— —___ _ thing but that.’’ ¡ Boston uiooe: Globe: “ m In his yonng days i Stinging, • irritation, t ,, . . .... onr cheap _ little are incarnation, all lxi.lnev the bush; bnt be saw the eager l I uldn't In Georgia 4.000 acres of land have I Noah Webster had a prettv love complainte, cured by • Buchu- face, and the doll, ly, with her wooden pombly do a» 1 ^Dtirplt ill .sRnDPflrOl 1 ----- list ter aa __ i—— writer tens i tells ll us entirely from i »..■»- the tax 1 O.M1, romance, magazine ua. Baiba. • , - g disappeared ■viunuvv, <» a uiti^juiuv “But Ha n a wtiscmenf brains oozing out benitid. He nodded I books of 1 ntiiaru county and turned , Unlike most disappointed swains, he “Ah ha, 1 i uniti I was. up on the books of Green county. | did not turn to puerile poetrv for xrThw'xÌll'7Ìff rtf good naturedly. » CorsTT, X. C It’s for the buMi .er. Well I No such practical land grabbing has , relief. It took a whole dictionary to Bitta?. È “Where are you "*y,: “ Brown . Iron he ain't in just no r < erne again." I ever before been heard of. "Anywhere,” sail hwita h ,mpTOTed m-v >l*ir»ti..n »nJ geuwnl I express his feelings.” R**fpr»‘ Heart Toaia eu rm heart ¿i*®***