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the trouble it was to find an Nothing uwken & nuu, | . ¡tension in sight. w 'l’ûcL OWNER FOR $35,000. “If I might confound you with the same mountain girl, or rather, I MAKING COIN ... mass o’ women, it would not coat me should say, the same nose which had «Th« ocaib-t. c.U'hu.U i.-.l, Ud Mrs. Cody, a sister of Secretary blue «“I brown Diamond Live» pg 1 much trouble to believe you now. horrified me shortly before. My first Unlike any Other Vocation. The Money Teller, has just succeeded in an ex noulta. A»y faahionabla coin», luWBg’l impulse was to rise and run, but the Ladies protected by the silken mask P bopbimi . or , A. V. R. H rtdbb . Made in Buying a Business l.ow and traordinary errand which called her feign less than with their own faces; I merry girl petrified me by saying Selling it High. • • • IJ to Philadelphia. Her mission was to l-HO.M x, < »1«., Ma.' 1 they have few such opportunities for with infernal sweetness: l,vl oaBa for Amman» Cough Syrup. jN M c M innville . find the wife and children of a cer ouimend OREGON telling the truth with impunity. But “What! Are you not going to in it!« my wartioo. In a city like New York there are tain John Scanlon, the sou of David i you are not ugly, I can swear it I vite me to supper?” J ohn A. ( H.wiuv M u I nave, by dint of errors and decep -•« ----- | I felt troubled and looked sheepish, i always a great many business changes. Scanlon, who died last year in Den THE MOSQUITO HUNT Stinging, irritation, inflamation, all ver, Col . leaving a property valued tions, acquired a sort of tact, a cer “Señorita—” : In the smaller stores along the aven at J25.0000. The only clew which ami urinary conq lainu, cured by • k3 Not a drum was heard, but a terrible hum, «y complainu. tain Hkill in seeing through masks. J “I shall not cost you much—a i nee and in most of the cross business As around the chamber we hurried “ she had was the knowledge that Baiba.” *1. nothing j In search of mosquito, whose trumpet and I do not mistake so easily. Like the i glass of Roman punch: streets above Cana), you «an find John Scanlon had murdered his A shland , O k ., April 27, 4M2.- a J drum grayhound I have a keen scent and more.” Oar delectable slumber had worried. Syrup sella well and givru guudj a good nose.” Such impudence stung me keenly. I parties every day who are ready to mother in Philadelphia and hanged j Cough faction. I nlow A WiumBsT On saying this, I noticed in my “I shall have the greatest pleasure jump into any little business which himself while awaiting trial. After j We sought it darkly at dead of night, --------------- ----- some trouble she discovered that Our coverlet carefully turning, companion a movement either of sur | in complying with your demand, | seems to promise them a modest com- I Skinny Men. “ Wells’ Health Rene»- By the struggling moonbeams’ minty light, prise or disgust. I fancied<hat such j Señorita, though I fear that your I petence. All 1 do is to step in and Scanlon was arrested under the restores health and vigor, cures dyupe^ And the candle dimly burning. potence. $1. name of Davidson. It seems that a vulgar phrase sounded ill to her ■ nose will prevent you from putting No useless garments confined our breast. relieve the sellers at the lowest figures David Scanlon, who was born in A stirring motion Emotion. The key M ears, and I hastened to exculpate my- a glass to your lips.” But in simple night dress and slippers self for not having made use of more “You aro rude, sir, but I shall re I can persuade him to take, and ac this country, went thirty six years to success B sharp. We wandered about like spirits distressed, to County Donegal, Ireland, elegant language, as she merited, j move it.” ------------ --- - ------------- - O’er the sails of piratical skippers. comodate the buyer at the highest ago where he married a pretty girl. Re In the delerium of fever, and in reatle« But my mountain girl laughingly “How? What doyou say ? Then—” Short and few were the words ho let fall, clasped my hand, and declared that At this instant her hand darted price I can get him to give. The turning to New York, thoy stopped there is no such remedy as Samaritan h't Lest the sound should disturb the mos at a cheap boarding house. One she pardoned me fully and with good | up to her nose, and—she tore it off! - difference is my profit quito; For cough« and colds there is no re®» Bat we steadfastly gazed on the whitewashed grace for so trivial a “lapsus linguie.” Alas! it was false. It was paste For instance, I bought out this lit night, a short time after landing, equel to Aminen’s Cough Syrup. wall, Scanlon deserted his young wife and “But one thing would grieve me,” board and it left her real nose re tie cigar store two weeks ago. I had ------- ----- And thought how we had been bit, oh! Dr. I. F. Mundy, O wfnton , K y ., i*yl; I continued, if you should unmask.” vealed, no less graceful and perfect my eye on it for some time, and no took to petidling suspenders and such found Brown ’ s Iron Bitters one of 'u Bat half an hour seemed to elapse “What»” i ■ than the other features of her face. ticed the premonitory symptoms of articles, and little by little drifted tonics ami have prescribed it frequently.'' Ere we met with the wretch that had West, halting in the cities on bis way; “That it would not be lawful to How shall I depict my shame on be early dissolution. I inquired in the bit us, “Turn the rascals out” ¡3 a good And, raising our boots, gave some terrible speak to you as the mountain girl— holding such an exquisite creature. neighborhood when the man’s rent and finally settling in Denver. Here as to a masquerader. Would it not I was going to beg a thousand par would be due. Two days before that he flourished by dint of strict econo ¡ilatfonn. slaps — » « __ And gave the mosquito quietus. be a pity to renounce the c elightful dons, to lament my error, kiss the ; time I made my appearance, and got my and application to business, and “IN A DECLINE.” familiarity which the carnival balls acquired a snug fortune, which at the dust at. her feet; but the cruel one Quickly and sadly we turned from the dead, into easy conversation with him, in D r . '1. V. P ierce : BoarSir-Lufafl. permit ? Now I speak to yon as an took the arm of her escort, discon j the course of which he proposed sell- time of hi# death he willed to a num daughter And left him all silent and gory; was in a decline and evervixn We blew out the candle and popped into intimate friend or lover would do.” ber of charitable institutions. The thought she certed me with a severe look, and im was going into the coitoumttii [ ing out to me. Then I obtained the bed, "Well, then, when I commit the in itating my cold manner of a short i very lowest price for fixtures, stock sons of two of his brothers broke the 1 got. her a bottle of your *• Favorite Pr/jqk Determined to tell you the story. tion, ” and it cured her. M rs . M ary H lw discretion of taking off my mask, you time before, said: “Farewell, Secor,” [ and the business separately. The will, and had the property awarded — [Albany Argus. Montrose, K< would hardly be able to articulate an and she burst into a peal of mocking 1 upshot of it was that I would pay to them. After Scanlon deserted his Of all Druggists. indifferent and irritable ‘Farewell, laughter. THE STORY OF A NOSE- wife she went to Philadelphia, like I The little widow of Tom Thumb is at 0» nothing for the business, beeatise lady.”’ I never saw her more. wise turned to peddling small wares Grove, nursing her great griefs. there was none, and cut down tje “Will you permit me to sit beside “What enjoyment yon have in mor ---------------- | prices of stock very materially. I and, after waiting for years for news %* “ Fools you, little mountain girl?” PREHISTORIC MAN take to themselves the tifying me! Do you think me capa from her husband, concluded that he j appeared to him to be about to make “With great pleasure, and I am bio of such a lack of politeness? I given to their office.” But Kidney.Wort» was dead, and married a man named ; the offer, when I mentioned the rent. ma."Is respect for its own solid mérito, te2 grateful to you for preferring my will suppose for a moment that you Hon. J. II. Hainly, a well known Davidson. A son by her first bus and found not wanting in any side to that of so many belles that are ugly, hideous, should you remove and reliable citizen of Barnard, Mo., Then I told him I could not assume band had been born meanwhile. He tried principal required for the cure of ayiperi shine in the salon. Do you know with that mask the spell that allures writes to the Gazette the particulars so heavy an expense at the start, and married, but proved to be a worthless piles, malaria, ami all diseases of the kiilnw went away. The next day, baing the who I ata?” and liver, l’repared in dry and li^ the discovery of a giant skeleton of me? If the attractions of your con fellow, and in a drunken quarrel bowels form. * « “No; and it is quite possible I versation, of this voice that bewitches four miles southwest of that place. day before the rent was due, I killed his mother on May 4,1882, and would not, even though you would me, of this grace that charms me, A farmer named John W. Hannon stopped in again for a cigar and the hanged himself in his cell in the No sensible man prefers wealth to take off your mask. But no matter. can be removed with the mask; how found the bones protruding from the man resumed the previous subject. following July. When Mrs. Cody so Some few’ have both; very many bavn'hS Well, you may have first choice. Which* We may begin an acquaintance this can a woman appear ill with such bank of a ravine that has been cut by We settled at last, I agreeing to pay found his widow and in- you take? “Health.” Very well; whi evening, if you will. Acquaintances gifts? If your face is ugly I pardon tho action of the rains during the half the rent. I demanded immediate j I luckily her of the wealth that she had your ailment? “A little of everyth^ mado at masquerade balls are not apt you for it.” past years. Mr. Hannon worked possession and obtained it. I gave j formed inherited, she refused to believe the What’s the cause? “Blood out of order,k myself twenty-four hours to put on to be the worst.” “But you are more indulgent than several days in unearthing the skele the fancy touches. Scrubbers started i story, and it required a good deal of neys weak, digestion bad, heart s action inq. ular.” Yes, and every disease can betneedti “They aro apt to furniah disap other men? Are you governed less ton, which proved to be that of a first, and were instantly followed I urging to induce her to set out for these same sources. J ust take a few botÜM pointment, though.” by self-conceit than they ? In your human being whose height was twelve in j Brown’s Iron Bitters, it will remove the caoa i Denver. She lias two sons. “I will not deny it, for I have ex eyes, ugliness is a woman’s greatest feet. The head through the temples by cheap paperhangers and white of disease and restore you to robust health ---------- ■ washers. Then the whole stock was perienced some, but—” was twelve inches; from the lower , Ask your druggist and use Brown’s Iron Bit crime.” WHAT MOLES 8IGNIFY- up, the fresh sides of the tent. “And you have given some also?” “Oh, I am of another species, or part of the skull at the back to the brushed “No; he who is accustomed to pre else you calumniate the man, little top wa# fifteen inches, and the circum boxes were turned outward, unsightly A mole spot on the arm pit really Nothing helps a man’ b memory sonuuhi senting himself everywhere, not ex mountain girl; if not, undo this mask ference forty inches. The ribs were j objects were flung into the yard oi promises wealth and honor. On the i letting him do you a favor. He nevería ' under the counter, anil a cheap but cepting at carnival balls, with his that torments me, and you will see nearly four feet long, one and three- ankle it bespeaks modesty in men, gets it. - ------ — face uncovered, can deceive few.” how, far from being cooled, my affec fourth inches wide. The thigh-bones | I extremely lively oilcloth was put but courage in women. When a * Those who deaden sensation and itupfyl “Truly you have no reason to hide tion will augment. And you do not wore thirty-six inches long, and large j down where it would make the best mole spot is found on the right the patient to relieve suffering make a gran it, and not. every man can say the believe my proposition is so venture in proportion. When the earth waB show. Then came the stocking up. breast it is a sure sign of honesty, if I mistake. They proceed upon the false i<k* it is legitimate to procure relief from |«ii same.” some; where can this ugliness reside removed the ribs stood high enough This is an art by itself, and a great I on the left it forbodes poverty; on that destroying physical sensibility. Tb “Thanks, pretty mountain girl; ac with which you pretend to frighten to enable a man to crawl in and ex deal of your success in this business j the chin it promises wealth, on the by method, carried to the fatt extremity, wodd A depends upon it. You see, you must cording to that, you know me?” plore the interior of the skeleton, me? Do I not behold the elegance j right ear respect, on tho left ear dis the valient to end suffering. It is notpraniml “Yes, by sight; they told me you of your shape? Do I not clasp your turn around, and come out with ease. so arrange that in selling out you | honor. If it is seen in the center of that Lydia E Pinkham s Vegetable Comp« were a poet. Don’t you want to com beautiful band? Am I not fascinated The first joint of the greater toe, will not only get paid for your ‘busi j the forehead it bespeaks treachery, will raise the dead but it often doesrat« thuse who aro given up aw hopeless cases. ' pose some verses for me?” with your beautiful foot? Do not above the nail, was three inches long, nesH,’ which has cost yon nothing, 1 snllenness and untidiness. If it is “I will do so if you wish. I have the beams of light from those charm and the entire foot eighteen inchos but make a profit on your stock, which j on the right temple it foreshows that Many times you want to keep meat or U always taken a pride in pleasing the ing brown eyes pierce us? Those in length The skeleton lay on its has cost next door to it. Of course, | you will onjoy the friendship of the for several days. Lay it in a solution of Ka ladies, but I should lirst know your ebony tresses that form such a lovely face, twenty feet below the surface I choose the cheapest but showiest great; on the left temple it forebodes Magnus over night ami you can keep it ft weeks. You can also keep milk a week» name.” contrast with the dazzling whiteness of tho ground, and tho toes were . articles for a business like this,,as the | distress; on the right foot it bespeaks moro by stirring in a little of the “Snow IW “Ascribe any to me; ‘Phyllis,’ of your throat, whose are they but imbedded in the earth, indicating I man I propose to sell out to must be wisdom, on the left rashness. When brand. »•« ----- ‘Laura,’ ‘Philena,’ one that, seems yours? If there were anything so ill, that the body either fell or was placed a green one. A good many of that it is on the right side of the heart it Vennor is the most previous of all w-atber practical to you. I do not have to I should knew it. Does it lie in the there when the ground was soft. sort buy small cigar stores, for there I denotes virtue; when on the left side i prophets. He predicted frost in August, j tell you my real name, but the first movement of your head—which I I The left arm was passed around i is a current opinion, largely held wickedness. When it is on the knee mentioned occurs to me. Arrange have not yet seen--or in the delight backward, tho hand resting ou the among certain buyers of city plants. of a man it denotes that he will have (Continued ) it as seems worth while and accord ful smile of your divine mouth?” | spinal column, while the right arm I i though it is an erroneous one, that a rich wife. When it is on the left I VITAL QUESTIONS. [ anybody can run a cigar store. Of ing to your own taste.” “Then, with all this exquisiteness, | was stretched out to the front and CHAPTER It. knee of a woman she may expect a 1 “But how, without seeing the face which you so greatly exaggerate, I 1 right. Some of the bones crumbled course. 1 make the window bloom, large family. A molo on the lip is a wonderful and lnyaterionH curative power i and almost always put in a new and which in so varied in its ojieratwa whose perfections 1 must exalt; with assure you that I am frightful! I on exposure to the air, but many sign of gluttony and talkativeness; j developed that no disease or ill health can pwuhlyerit out knowing the sweet object of my should horrify you if I uncovered my j I go jd specimens were preset ved, and brilliant chandelier of many burners. on the neck it promises wealth. A or resist ita power, and yet it is inspiration’ how can I—” are now on exhibition at Barnard. ' I always insist that the incomer shall mole on the nose indicats# that a man j Harmless for the most frail woman, weak«» face.” I settle the gas bill. Then I hire an “A poet says that! You who al I Medical men are much interested. invalid or smallest child to use. J “Oh, no; it is impossible; your | will be a great traveler; od the thigh | " I'atiinu ways live in the unbounded regions form, your features----- ” The skeleton is generally pronounced I assistant and advertise for a purchas it forbodes jioverty and sorrow, and “Almost dead or nearly .lying“ of the ideal, why should you need a valuable relic of the prehistoric I er. I can soon tell if I have found on tho wrist ingenuity. For years, and given up by physicians J “Have you seen them all?” | the right kind of a chap. I talk to Bright's and other kidney diseas -s, liver osa the presence of the object of your “I may say yes. The nose is the 1 race. plaints, severe coughs called consumption,hat ------------- »« ----- — ! him very quietly and say little. Sell worship? For my part, I have not only—’’ young couple from St. Louis, been cured. HE BASED IT ON HONESTY. ing a business is a*deiicate matter. who A have so much confidence in my face, nor Hero she interrupted me with a i Women gone nearly crazy ! evidently been feasting on does your imagination seem so ster burst of laughter. An honest old farmer walked slow- Almost the whole point is in striking i yellow covered literature, got married From agony of neuralgia, nervousnesanis and various diseases |s*culiar to w.»mn ile, ns to risk revealing myself.” “You laugh; does it chance tube— ■ ly into our velvet-carpeted sanctum the man’s fancy. You have fixed up 1 in the surf at Ocean City, N. J., the fulness People drawn out of shape from excruciaiilf “It is tine that poets, in whose Roman ? | this morning, and we of course in- your place with special reference to ■ other day. They marched into the pangs ot Rhoumat.ism. number you seem willing to count “Or Carthaginian? I don’t know, l 1 vit.ed him to take a seat. He looked this idea, and yon can soon tell if he sea together, standing in water to the Inflammatory ami chronic, or suffering fr®, me, are accustomed to exercise their I will not engage to say.” about the room for a few moments likes the style. If not you can say depth of the bride’s shoulders. The scrofula 1 nothing useful. In either case you j bathers had withdrawn, and the party Erysipelas 1 genius throughout imaginary space, “No, it is not possible that an i and then said: Salt rheum, blood poieoning, dyspepsia,» but we de not feed oursolves with anomalous nose tarnishes the luster •‘I was jes’ lookin’ for a common | I can tell him you are a little busy and ' had the beach to themselves. A few digestion, and in fact almost all diseases frail - illusions only; and, as for me, I can of so many attractions, and moreover, cheer. I don’t like to put on quite get him to come in at night—-things i friends stood at the edge of the white Nature is heir to J always look more lively then — and Have been cured by Hop Bitteis, pwd« only say that, in the matter of pleas I accept the consequences of the fa so much style as to set in one of these ' sand, when the clergyman stepped in which can be found in every neighborhood Mi close the transaction as soon as you tire, I am, and always shall be, for vor I entreat. With that mouth, soft, high-toned cheers. I’m afeored : and did his best to tie the knot in tile known world the positive.” with these eyes, that incomparable ; it might spile me. But I reckon I’ll; can.—[N. Y. Sun. •Jack Tar style. The sky was bright, “And what pleasure can you prom form, I permit you to be tlat-nosed or : have to set in one, as you ain’t got i the breeze was grateful, and the A NOVEL BET. ise vonrs«,If by seeing my face?” any common cheers here. ” long nosed.” waves were just frisky enough to “That of admiring it, if it is pretty, So the old gentleman sat himself A novel bet was made on Sunday lend a zest to the occasion. Indeed, “You aie imprudent.” as I presume it is; that of adoring slowly down into a roller-footed 1 between a conductor on the Chicago, one bouncing billow gave the bride a “No, I am not. Reveal yourself.” you.” Queen Elizabeth, and then said: , Burlington and Quincy, and Mr. complete ducking. “Rash man!” “You have ‘adoration’ ever ou your “Will you obligo me to go upon my 1 “As I was in town to day—brought i Gorman. The former offered to bet tongue. You poets ought to be ban knees? Will you expose me as the) I in a load of hay, I thought I’d drop I that the latter could not pick up and HAPPY ONCE MORE. ished from every republic. Either laughing stock of the company?” in and ask you a few questions.” deposit in a basket 100 eggs placed S t . L ovis , Mo.—A Chronicle reporter was you talk of ‘adoration,’ through idol “All, right, sir; and if I am able to one yard apart on the ground, in told by Mr. Alfred J. Papin, of this city, that “Enough. As you will. You are atrotis impiety, or just for the sake of about to see me with tho mask off. answer them I’ll do so with pleasure.” thirty five minutes. The conditions his nephew had the most obstinate case of in rheumatism, which baffled all kinds pleasing prattle. You do well in Why must we women lie bo weak. "1 see the president and some more were that each egg must be deposited flammatory treatment until St. Jacob’s Oil, the great coining without a mask. Poets have But let it not bo my hand that shall of them big bug Washin’ton fellers separately in a basket held by some of pain-conquerer, was used. It cured the young no reason to lie; you would be mas open Pandora's box. Receive through [ have gone on a pleasure» trip away one at one end of the line, and in man, and he recommends it as the greatest querading always.” ■ case any one of the eggs should be cure for pains in the world. your own the punishmeut for your | out West.” “If that is certain, for my part, I foolish impatience.” “Yes." ' damaged, Mr. Gorman was to lose the ¡ A Philadelphia man says that if absinthe is accept with much pleasure a quality “I can unmask you with this hand! j “Now what I want to know is, does : money. After thinking the matter : made of wormwood, whisky must be made of — m mm»------- that likens mo to the fair sex.” Envy me, mortals! Give me the j all their pay go on while they’re ’ over Mr. Gorman decided to try it. | snake-timber - . . . “Are women such dissemblers*” ipain ' The eggs were laid in a straight line lyre, O muses! I tun thrice blessed.” ; frolickin’ about the country?” _ , . “Yes, my little masquerader. With jlist ireigm uepct '“'¡K8-"pitting of blood, consumption Rheumatism, CURES, just east or of me the freight depot in me the i _ Y “No—you are rash and ill-advised.” Neuralgia, Sciatica, “ It do! 8 ’ Well, str. then if it do. respect to that, you cannot say that "Perdition take the knot! I can’t Lumbago. Backache. Headache. Toothac*«. radroa«! yard in order to give Mr. the men accuse you groundlessly; but untie it. Ah, my knife, that is it. I've lost as good a cow as ever chawed Gorman the advantage of doing the W orld ’ s DisrxNSART M uiicai Iw.noh.? •ore Thront. AKwrllln*w. Mfwmi««. ICiiniw. Froal Bl tee. at the same time, I must confess that Beauti—” A.M> ALL OTHER BOBILT PAl>8 AID A<W»-^ a quid, fur I bet her agin a Saxony work in the shade. He started with | Buff»lo, N. Y. Sold by Druggist* and DwaiM-eercrvwlier«. Fifty Cm»* ***• men’s suspicion and tyranny occa , 7 T77 I could not finish the word, such ram that they didn’t draw no pay the agg furthest from the basket, and I Directions in 11 LangwagoB- sions your lack of sincerity, and was my surprise, atuaxeuient, terror when they weren’t doin’ no work.” | trotted up and down the line until | ___ u^r __ Whe" he w ! THE CH A HI.KA A. TMÍLIRC* « A. TuGKLIR A WO > fultimerw. r that, in general, your fictions are well What a nose! What a nose! Oh, “Well, sir, I'm sorry to say you i twenty minutes of the allotted time! worthy of indulgence, liecause the what a nose! I would not have be j [ lost your bet" i had passed, and as he had picked up The wonder of modern chemistry it has John F. Snow & Co’f same desire of gratifying us obliges lieved that nature was capable of' “Yes. I feel kinder that way my-1 but one fourth of the allotted num [ 1uVe'lf2,‘le4 tl> rii8ea8e— Ih-. Rogers Cleaning andj)ying Establishment of Ssn you to tell them. But is it possible ■ arriving at such a degree of pie self. You see. I based my l>et on ! her. he gave it up. About 200people AllwholeSe cisco hare changed their name to Palis* Works, but no change in ownership- that I ani not to see your face?” onasm, hyperlxile. amplification. The jestice—no work no pay. But I were present to witness the affair, are Agents. cause of the chango is t""l a psrtT by th.w- “It cannot lie. The desire of grat sonnet of Walter Quevedo, ! find I've been mistaken. I see there's ' After Mr. Gorman bad given up the T, . ~~;— I of Snow haa gone into the same . 3inewn » municat Ton« hor««afU*r •*«*** 1 -ominunicatrona hereafter are ton» to be*®* ifying you counsels me to keep the n big difference made between big , contest a bx-al mathematician proved honestly'"n a prZttvc'hee'kt’18I'inkth*tC'’me’ c<»m palace l»ye Work*. 631 Market There wns a man attached to a nose, mask on.” bugs and common people. Reckon by figures that it would take about Xalare Hotel, San Francisco. “Your conversation charms me. would be poor and colorless to paint , 11'11 have to drive Lil over this even six miles of travel to piek up the YOUTHFUL FOLLIES and every won! makes my impa it This was no human nose, it was ing. But I think I can study up1100 eggs. ¿From the Quincy (Ill.) and pernicious practices, 'pursued in solitude, tience more lively.” a beet root, a corner stone, an Egyp something before I git home to Whig. ’ j aro fruitful causes of nervous debility, im- — —----- » <>» “Do yon need to see my face in | tian pyramid. ‘hedge’ on and win the cow back agin. **•7* . . paired mtnnofv. despondency, lack of self-con- toz., ,7^77 New York broker. ti<lence ami will ¡>1 wer. involuntary losses and Too L ate <— A ... cwder to suppose it full of attraction?, Fortunately for me the mountain Good mornin', sir." who reached a village in Ohio the kindred kimir«<l’ei'idcuo-^ " *f w eakness and hist manly Did you not call me the sweet object girl who doubtless had learned to “Good morning.” Send three letter postAge stamps for other evening, was interviewed, soon powers. I' of your inspiration? Believe me, resign herself to her deformity, —————— » f ♦ * ——■ large illustrated treatise suggesting unfailing 8 ion % st. Vitus Dance, AlcobolM^ yours and my interest oppose each likewise to all its effects—laughed Tile following popular errors we after placing his name on the regis ' 11 means of complete cure. W orld ’ s D lspf . nh - Opium Eating, other in the matter of condescending | quite good humoredly, whether at commend to the attention of our ter, by a farmer, who said: | art M edcial A ssociation , Buffalo, N. Y. “I jnst wish you had arrived here Scrofula, and all to what you ask. While 1 remain ' my conflict or at herself I di I not readers: That editors keep public Then m-nt sendbl« poet 1» tlieone who will Nerous and Blood Disease«. I The concealed^ I am sure of hearing flat : know. This gave me courage to reading rooms; that they have plenty this afternoon !* _ tiP" c Clenmnen, Lawyer». Literary tering expressions from your mouth, i rise, under the pretext of going to| of time to talk to everybody; that “Any Anj excitement?” replied the ! no*waliethe’leepinir lyre. Mcrcha i, Bankers, Ladies and all to which I am not accustomed, per greet a friend. And, without daring they are delighted to get anything to ; broker. ► Mr' B J' An,1<‘reon- of Egypt, Tex., writes- eedenta t employment causes Nervoas haps. If I remove this protecting to look at her again. I took my till up the paper with; that they aro “Well, I should say so. My son [ «Mmrihrn .Vern'Mcured my daughter of fite." ' ration, t rrirularities of the blood, bowels jw Kidneys, or who require aij” crape , from my face, then farewell, leave with a formal “Farewell, Sen akwaya pleased to have aas¡stance in Daniel was convicted of stealing tonic, a;5» tizeror stimulant, A*»a m-tritan^^ to illusion! Rigid courtesy, gloomy orita.” •electing “copy;” that every man’s seven sheep, and has been held to the Wells' Rough on Corns.” 15c. Ask for it. ine is invaluable. jr—a»r seriousness wtll follow the eulogies, T GRU«J I flew, then, to the refreshment own private act is a “matter of pub higher court. You ought to have Complete, ¡permanent cure. Corns, warte, tyThousands f $ - A -- b, . •» ” that Al—A 1A. —__.’ ’ a ouniona prm ¡aim it the most K 1 -—** the endearing expressions, which, if room, took powremon of a table, lie ¡uteiv. it <k>esn t make lwuxrt been hora here ’* ’ 1 • • i I wonderful Invignr- r , i j | they have not made me |«vnd. have snatched up a bill of fare, asked | much difference whether copy be * 1 O regon Cm, O r ., April 25,1882.—We can ant that evernustaln- fill ED V T I at least diverted and please«! me.” I what they could give mo the quick written on both sides or not; and that “ ’’ by, I <1 have had yon on the build up a large sakj for Ammen« Gough e«l a rinklng system. Lint’* 1/ J ^”11.50perrx»ttle. W—I I I 1^1 C harm an B rom . ate now—not with appetite, editors return rejected manuscripts jnry* and you could have cleared Sy nip, aa it sells well. “This modeaty i* to me, the beat est I ale TheOK S A RICHMOND j ______ _____ — Daniel slick as grease. 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