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J BISK» FRO«« THE SEA. I (jie Dead Followed OMELETS ing that poor weukling. man. That j THE FLAMING DAGGER OF BONDODT- she is still Miss and not Mrs. Masher A correspondent of the Kingston proves how fine is her art, how great (N. Y.) Freeman, who has taken the A Leaf from a Note Book of a Forty-Niner Mint* Masher, “Drawing a Line.**—The | lier mastery of the science of “draw- I 17711 was at Naples when an , A Duel Between Blue-Blooded Cook. Girl who 1« In for a Good Thue When : ing the line,” how admirable her trouble to make an examination of I1“1 „vette the Amirale Carac Stopped by Jack Haye. the "flaming dagger” which fell from ever an Opportunity Offer«. rC launched at Castellamare. i finesse as a flirt. So you see she has the skies into the Readout Creek, last ' some qualities, whieh is more than month, according to the story of the t1 v X i WM christened by the “Yes,” said Captain 8—, the well The masher in petticoats, says the can be said for everybody; everybody and such townfolk, scouts at its celestial origin. r phs Teresa Caracciolo, the |;lIllL of th” chief of the elder known but somewhat crotchety pio London World, unnoticed though as as they are, they invest her with no He says: "The whole length of the torietv and make her one of the types blade is covered in part on both sides Celi of the Caracciolo. I was stay neer. to a party of "laters,” gathered yet she is by comic prints, is, never of ’o-day tat Naples as the guest of the. i in the lounging room of one of our with small dots representing parts of theless. as much an entity as be of t ¡adv’» father- and I heard fashionable hotels, “I’ve seen queer circles, angles, spheres, crowns, and MH. PEDIGEE'S TOOTH of the white waistcoat and singleI a very remarkable story numerous other irregular figures that with the death of the un j things since I came to California in stud. Miss Masher, as we have taken ' Mr. Pedigee settled himself down were evidently made with a small to grin and bear his toothache stoi Rte officer in honor of whose ' the old ship “Patterson,” 280 days leavo to christen the feminine analo punch bv a not very skillful black cally, and his wife, seeing him calm f1 ?... the vessel was named. 1 he ; ' from Boston, '49. I’ve seen life in gue of the young gentleman of whose once more, went to call on a neigh smith. The large eight-square hilt teauees which led to the execu- I is about ten inches long and is cov | every phase, gone up and come down, doings and sayings one has heard so bor for sympathy in her vexatious ered I f Prince Francesco Caracciolo < with a slight coating of rust, THE DUEL—PRINCIPALS AND SECONDS. made friends and lost them, struck much, is a living fact. Like her male troubles. Then Mr. Pedigee began through which rude hammer marks fDl-99 are well known I shall I shall never forget that duel. It L v state, therefore, that he was high and hit low, and still lived along prototype, she finds at the GaitJ’ to grow wild and fretful under the are visible, and the penmanship and Ljemaed by a court martial com-, while better men were planted. I was amusing to a degree. Each man Theatre what appeals to her as the increasing paiD. He tossed and welding of‘ the double guard and the L i of Sicilian officer to be hanged was one of the first settlers in Happy came on the ground armed with a highest, if not the only, form of dra moaned, and finally meditated a deep rude riveting of the extra blade sabre and a round target made of and lasting revenge upon his aching shield on the hilt all help to banish rSyard-srm of the flag-ship for IriuL’ arms against his lawful Valley, pitching my tent alongside a sheet-iron. The combat took place matic art. And, indeed, she is under jaw. He would devise a plan which from this awkward curiosity the pre r "„j) When the official coramu- red blanket concern, tenanted by Bill in Binney's gymnasium, in the pres no small obligations to that shrine of should bring sudden relief and reflect tense even to a heavenly or remark Ltionof the finding and the sen Sharon, Roil Gibbous, and some of ence of about a hundred persons. burlesque, for not only do’Nelly and credit upon his name forever. Aha! able origin. I have not the least de C of the Court was brought to the the Lamott boys. Ike. Bluxome, the Old Captain Siedeustrothier acted as Kate—of course she speaks famiiiar- he had it. and finding several pieces sire to detract from the real merit rnoe be was explaining the names fearless and able Secretary “33” of second for the Baron; and lionout ly of her favorites supply her with ' of string he tied them together, mak- of this curiosity, and I feel under II uses of the various parts of the the Vigilance Committee of ’56, de Boulton, afterwards shot in Sonora, models upon which she dresses, but ing a cord of twine abont six feet obligations to its owner for his ex tin(. to some young Neapolitan camped near by and was then drum served in the same capacity for the also with her stock of pleasantries, j long. One end of this he tied se planation in regard to the circum fbleman who happened to be on ming up recruits to put down the Frenchman. The combat lasted lf is partly the adroit handling of curely about his tooth. Then he stances by which he came to pos nearly fifteen minutes, when it came such phrases as may be from time to walked with the courage of despair sess it. But when he said he had Lithe ship. A glance at the let "Hounds.” L was sufficient to show him its con first hotel south of market street . to an abrupt termination by the ap in vogue that earns for her the char- to the parlor, and, climbing by been offered $1,000 for it I was pearance of Jack Hays, then Sheriff, acter which rollicking youth so freely means of a chair placed on the mar obliged to think ‘two fools met’ L He showed no sign of emo- He did it in good style, as you will L ’ but requested the officer who find by consulting the “annals of San with Apossee of deputies, who jumped accords her, that of being "capital ble-top table, he fastened the other After coming to such a blunt con Lrbt the dispatch to wait for a Francisco,’’ although they are a little the principals and scattered the good fun.” A girl who can, at the end of the string to a picture hook on elusion, how could I go back to that L minutes while he finished his ex I oil' in some things. For instance, spectators. Not a drop of blood was right moment, protest that she is a the cornice. After a momentary hes memorable night in April and believe for though the combatants merry family, or that some one else itation he jumped from the table to that, without being twisted or even hnations. This being done, he re they don’t credit me with a work of drawn, thrust and cut at each other with an has got ’em on, is obviously a the floor. In that brief descent, the marked by liquid meteoric fire, such ted to his cabin ; and after a vain considerable magnitude in those days energy commendable, they creature of humor as rare as she is events of his life passed iD review be a wonderful warlike relic of a nation empt to get the sentence changed —starting the first hotel south of failed to decidedly “ score a point,” the shields, delightful. Little wonder that young fore him, and he thought of the hor of giants could at that time come s more honorable manner of death, Market street. It was burned soon as they both remarked, being always Pipeclay from Aidershot, or little rible possibility of the tooth not down with a molten mass of matter, resigned himself to his fate, which after the explosion of the “Sagamore.” in the way. So much for making the Billy Bull from Cupelcourt, revels in yielding, and himself therefore be L.i «,;*)> „rent. m'et'wTth great fortitude. but I put up another and it stands best omelets in San Francisco thirty her society, and vigorously vie with ing left suspended in mid air. What and rushing through the midnight with wide lightning flash fall hissing to-day—the “Isthmus House” on First years ago. each other in showing her court would his wife say to return and find into the bottom of the Rondont street, one of the best-preserved and hospitality, in accepting which, him hanging against the wall like a Creek’” landmarks in the city. The old house it must be owned, she shows but damp dishcloth or an old coat? He DO YOU KNOW BEANS? j looks almost the same to day as it small scrupulosity. Most willingly reached the floor in safety, however, A R emarkable C ase —At Allen’» the evening. It was a moonlight I did when Stewart’s (or Stephenson’s) will she dine at the Bristol or Con and lay there, half stunned, under undertaking rooms Dr. P. J. Keegan, rht, and the sea was perfectly ■ , body laid on its bar-room counter Pork and beans! Why. the soldier—the man who tinental, and, in fact, most nights the impression that the top of his assisted by Dr. Thompson, held a ii. There was, indeed, so little j three hours after his strangling on does so, her host being some head had been torn away. Strug post-mortem on the remains of Mrs. 1 nd that it was difficult to steer the j the derrick on Market street wharf. shot lead for thirteen dollars a month she young bachelor of generous gling to his feet and going to a mir Boch, who was found dead in bed. ' ssel. The King was sitting in the ! I Ike was buried from the House, for and found—treated a dish of pork cheery instincts and insatiable capacity for ror he saw a string hanging to his On opening the head a remarkable lcony of the stern cabin, watching he was one of my boarders, and, and beans just as the building and enjoyment. How is it that for the feet and going to a mirror he saw a discovery was made. It was found s sea. when suddenly he became I though a bad man I couldn’t refuse loan associations treat the estates of 1 nonce, the institution of chaperon string hanging from his mouth. The at some period during the life of the are that something was following I | him a final layout, a redwood coffin, widows and orphans—he got away 1 (that very bulwark of English society) pain wns rushing through his system woman her skull hud been fractured, 1 . ship. As the object came near it ' i an express wagon and a resting place with it, and candor compels me to add is that if they had any collaterals in the 1 allowad to lie in abeyance, I know in full blast, and the tooth was still a crack extending from the forehead seasy to distinguish that it was j under the oaks of Yerba Buena. but so it is always at these little there. The blasted string had back to the top of the head, while a shape of stewed chicken or roasted not 1 i body of a man in an upright at-; parties, which, being devised more for broken. Nerved by his agony, he portion of the bone far fully three THE ASHES OF HONORABLE MEN. pig he also got away with the collat- i ide, as if treading the water; and flirting than for gastronomic and in fastened a wire round the tooth, and inches over the right eye iiad en By the way, what an outrage it was I erals. y goon the King was able to recog tellectual purposes, would be sadly started to repeat the experiment, tirely disappeared: the skull along 1 e the features of Admiral Carrac to remove that cemetery! It con 1 Oh. veteran! grizzled and gray marred by the presence of the pro when it occurred to him that, as the lo. His eyes were open and tamed tho ashes of men whom tho | with the frosts of twenty winters 1 fessionally vigilant eye and studious tooth was in the upper jaw, there the line of the fracture was also found hero and there punctured with med to be fixed ou the King, and i people should justly have held in since Gettysburg. Perhaps Miss Masher’s father might be real danger of the top of small holes. It was learned from the Don’t you remember that calm and ear. ' ept for its ghastly pallor, the face 1 honor. Bad fellows also laid there, is an old officer, a widower, who re bis head flying off if he jumped down i unchanged. The explanation but even they were associated with peaceful morning in spring, when 1 membering, (with some difficulty) wards; he must invent somo way of husband of the woman that, when four years of age, she had fallen and 1 ;simple. After being submurged the history of the city. The cemetery drum and bugle sounded the reveille that he once was young, is glad to falling upwards, or of having the received tho fracture in Germany, 1 some days the body had become should have been inclosed and pre from hilltop and valley, disturbing see strain come from below. Hoop la! his daughter enjoying herself, so buoyant that the weights attached served as a spot hallowed by histori your fitful slumber of half an hour ’ long as he has no trouble in the he had it again, and he secured the the surgeons at that time removing the portions that were found miss the feet were not sufficiently heavy cal associations. The removal of its after that little game of draw? matter and his visits to the club are wire to the lower hinge of the door, keep it under water; but they re- dead was an act of vandalism which . How you arose and bathed your 1 not interrupted. Perhaps, again. Miss and prepared to fall over backwards. ing. Mrs. Boch was 55 years of ago at the time of her death, and she 1 nedit in an upright position, and calls for eternal obloquy on the heads I heated temples in the cool and re- Masher ’s mother finds her daughter Just as he had started on the second had lived all these years in that con freshing ice water from the silver was drawn along by the current of the perpetrators. basin your faithful valet always had so 1 serious a rival that she spoils her fall, Mrs. Pedigee, alarmed by the dition. The doctors look on it as an THE ISTHMUS HOUSE. ated by the movement of the ship, own sport somewhat, and is, therefore, racket she had heard, came in, which interesting case. The result of the at hand? is easy to imagine the horror of But I’m flying the track. When I w| nothing loth to part with her without so disturbed her husband that he post-mortem was that death restilted How you donned your magnificent I irdinand at what he believed to be ran the Isthmus House I made a inquiring too particularly into what grasped the door handle, thus break from natural causes. gold uniform, trimmed with blue, and 1 apparition from another world. specialty of omelets, I knew nothing supervision she will have. Dinner ing the fall, but giving bis tooth an —- --- » ♦-------- - your patent leather boots? better men who had been endorsed ■ lien at length it was explained to suited done, naturally the theatre follows, aggravating yank. He shouted M iseries of a D efective M em How you went up to the headquar ’ » repud Im what had happened, he gave accustomed to rough it. Eggs plain which entails the drive in a hansom aloud and savagely unhitched the ory .—The miseries of a ;>oor verbal Dr. id Ilers that a boat should be lowered are very well, but for a dish that ters and had a cocktail with the with some preux chevalier, less for wire from the door, but his guns memory are great. Tho Rev. Ar nd the corpse should be brought on strikes right at a man’s stomach colonel? perhaps, than of old, but not were now too tender to touch, so he thur Mursell, of England, says that How you then stretched your legs mal, 1 lard and taken to Naples for Chris- there is nothing like an omelet. It less fervent in his friendship. That walked up and down the house, trail Ins own father was one of the most Ln burial. But the superstitious must be good, however; “stale fruit” beneath the solid mahogany of your each Jaok escorts his particular Jill ing the wire after him and whenever impassioned and powerful extempore Lilians dared not obey the royal won’t do. I knew that, and gave camp table and ate your beans with ' goes without saying. Then the he accidentally tread on it he emit- orators he ever heard; but he had a a silver fork from a silver plate? I i Otta, Immand, and the ship, drawing in nothing but a first class article. It seems so very short and in ted a howl of anguish. Mrs. Pedi- bad verbal memory, and "after work kod And yet these modern macaroni evening 1 Is wake the upright body of the Ad I cost money, though. Fresh eggs were complete unless supper crowns all. gree meanwhile followed him around. ing us up with a splendid passage of .nd &1 m and terrapin eaters tell us the bean 1 rork. I miral. sailed slowly into the Bay of I three dollars a dozen, and hard to So an adjournment is made to some ejaculating and scolding in four keys unprepared and impromptu elo not aesthetic. is laples. Here a boat’s crew was ob- > ¡get a that! Still, there was a big one’s “rooms,” in which, no matter and three languages. Finally the ex quence he tried to close the sentence lined from an English man-of-war, margin of profit. Each omelet .Esthetic! how ill furnished and in elegant love hausted man sat down near an open with the text, “Mercy and truth are The beau is not only aesthetic — it is ! Iho took the Admiral’s body ashore, brought five dollars; sometimes, ly women always seem to discover a I window? The cool air blew up his met together; righteousness and patriotic. irresistible charm. In oys nostrils and called up a sudden and peace have kissed each other.’ But becoi-l [here it was deposited in his own when eggs were scarce, rising as high But for pork and beans this Union certain ' place, and at length received the as six and eight dollars. There are he Di» ters the tongue finds singular in I violent sneeze, and that bob-battened the words escaped his recollection of ours would now be only sounding 1st rites of the Church. men, you know, who are bound to brass and a tinkling cymbal. spiration, while champagne is not old tooth just flew out of his mouth and he said: ‘Mercy and truth are A different version of the story is I have luxuries, cost what they will. dispiriting, so that noise and non ’ and cracked a $15 mirror on the met together; and—and- and two break- You remember the beef — harder ' Sven in Southey’s “Life of Nelson.” sense ensue as no unnatural result. \ other side of the room. Then Mrs. similar sentiments have kissed each A LITTLE FRENCHMAN. than a landlord ’ s heart. have here related the traditional ac- The lads used to call it salt horse Still an end must come to even such Predigree fainted and Mr. Pedigree other ” Bad as the verbal memory bunt preserved in the family of the i I had a Frenchman as cook, who because, as these, and homes eventu- \ went to bed, and at. last accounts may by nature be, it is capable of in!" now and then they delights ' dmiral exactly as it was told me by I considered himself as without an bite into forsooth, ally reached, though none too soon. \ was still sleeping.—[Boston Globe. great improvement We have seen a •u take a buckle or a hame strap. equal in this branch of cookery. We Gold« Is chief. minister who. till he was forty, did But the pork, unctuous and rich— However late the hour, nothing of re jpeciw AND ARTIST AND A RAINBOW. called him “Frenchy,” because no not dare to quote a verse of Scripture you could gum that, though your proof is ever said to Miss Masher, ( »weax one took the trouble to ask his name. By J "Gessler? Who was Gessler?” said te«th were worn down on hard tack. for it is recognized that she is a bird I One artist, who shall be nameless, or a line of poetry; when, hearing He was a little sallow faced chap, of freedom who knows but few res- j attempted to grace his picture some one say that the defect could lie Hrs. Beckrain to her husband. It gave you muscle and nerve. traints, and chafes against those few, i py introducing into it a rainbow, removed, made it a matter of study "He was a tyrant, my dear, and wore a paper cap and sang the A man can wade through most any relüe» “Marsaillaise” so frantically, that while certain concessions she imper j Now. jf the rainbow had been part and soon attained the power to quote Uso a life insurance agent.” thing on pork and beans. atively demands. Thus sho insists of the human form it would have1 what he would. "What do you mean by such non- some people swore he was crazy. You sir. you of Burnside ’ s “ mud But he was a good cook. His ome march” you have waded knee deep on the entire surrender of some one | |>(Jen «tudied, there would have been [ ed the bnse!” een w| | "There is no nonsense about it, | lets ran up the name of the house, | the livelong night, through the worst room in the house for her own and books alxmt it, and the artist would | T he T allest C himney in rim eg«> exclusive use. Here sho is in the bave made it as much his own as the W orld .—One of the tallest chimneys grs. Beckram, I assure you. Does and I made money hand over fist. I of mud, on pork and beans. dover the habit of receiving her friends, student of physical science, since | I in the world is the well known fe ta lot William Tell say to Gessler in have sold as high as sixty omelets a I have sometimes imagined the Is of i he third act, ‘Ha, tyrant, hast thou day, at an average profit of $3, a price raelites must have had a square meal secure in the consciousness that she some artists study anatomy as closely | “Townsend Chimney,” Port Dundas, not bad for one article of provender. lot given assurance of my life?’ of pork and beans before they waded will not be molested by maternal as does the man of medicine, but, be . Glasgow. The total height from martinetism, or forced to bow to tho cause tho rainbow happens to lie foundation to top of coping is 468 A GERMAN BARON. >rrec; lour husband, madam, never makes the Red Sea. i statement that he is not prepard to But success breeds envy. The And you, my common soldier— discipline of old would convention outside that branch of scientific feet, and from ground line to sum iipport by documentary evidence.” “California Hotel,” on Dupont street, there were heaps of you—you, who alaties; here 5 o’clock tea is a right knowledge which is generally sup niit, 454 feet; the outside diameter at JIS- had a German Baron as chief cook, bore the heat and burden of the day. at which many assist, though, like I>osed to be the only branch to whieh foundation Iwing 50 feet, at ground many other rites, it would seem that artists need turn their attention, the surface 32 feet, and at top of coping I He looked like a rising young law- who also proposed to register number and required something more than men alone may tastes its mysteries. painter tn* thinks that he may treat it 12 feet 8 inches. Number of bricks lone as an omelet constructor. His sentiment, for a steady diet. ILD» ■••r. as he entered a Jersey City bank Not that the arcana consists of any j anyhow. Thus we have had rain | used in the erection is as follows: I employer set him up as the champion When cold, wet ami hungry you re Hal.. 11» other day and inquired of the ' omelet-maker of the Golden State. turned from the picket line or the thing more than chaff, easy and bows with tho colors—which in na Common bricks in chimney, 1,142, tashier: ceaseless, and of that gossip which turo are absolutely definite in their ! 532; composition and lire bricks for arili I “Has any person presented a check II couldn’t stand this; claimed the title reeonncisance, and. with your tin suggests but does not state. Miss order arrangement—painted in I inside cone, 157,468; common flue d or fere bearing my signature—J. Q. | for my cook, and offered to bet $1,000 plate, sauntered down to the company Masher is a well known figure at reg reverse and order; again, we nave hail a bricks, 100,000; total, 1,400,000; | that "Frenchy” could beat the Baron cook-house. Krnith?” all hollow and have a vacuum to Tell me! Pray! Tell me, my hero! imental balls—indeed there are few rainbow, which must always appear j weight, 7,(MM) tons. I “No, sir.” spare. Moreno, who ran the hotel, What more grateful, heaven-sent garrison towns which she has not to form part of a circle, painted in i The stage beard l«x>ks as much like I “If such a check was filled in for accepted the challenge; the money odor ever greeted your nostrils than visited morj than once through perspective; but the rainbow fancier a beard that grew there as a cow’s ■2*X) and my name forged to it, would iron can hardly be said her es of this year has almost transcended was put up, and arrangements made came from that steaming pot of pork dancing vor. It I» cashed?” i I - ■ t ■ * pecial accomplishment. Ingeniously the want of observation shown by his 1 tail would if tied to the bronze dog It took place in a big and peans! I “No, sir—not even if the signature for the match. the front porch. When you tie a ayi And when yon betook yourself to enough she always tries to gain pos predecessors. Possibly ignorant of on Lis genuine and the note tilled in for | tent pitched for the occasi . o heavy black beard on a young actor ■10!” open space now covered by the Hiber- a seat ou our mother earth and par session of that seat which best defies the fact that all primary rainbows whoso whole soul would bo cliurned observation, and once discov are alike; that the order of colors, [ “Ah-eh-yes! I was simply making ma Bank It called out all the epi- took of your luscious meal—tell me, curious and secured, she seems to regard from red through orange, yellow. up if he smoked a full fledged cigar b legal ¿int I bank in my vest cures in the city, and was ai,. event in how much would you have given then ered with particular attachment; for it | green, blue, indigo, to violet, is de he looks about as savage hs a bowl of, bocket! Good morning” 1 every particular. Three noted gas- for just about two schooners of lager it may be noticed that waltz succeeds nominated by a most rigid law, to' mush and milk struck with a club. B tronomists were appointed judges— beer? Ah! Those beautiful days! You polka and polka waltz, but yet our which there is, and can be, no excep I 4 u- 7 U H • i L .k one being Cavalier, afterward a bank- KS> I A \\ est Hill man bought three i anJ who at a later penod was shot may break, you may ruin the camp, fair friend remains unmoved, still j tion, the artist has chosen to paint j Dr. Franklin recommends a yonng »D pogs of a South Hill neighbor, prom- ’. cr mani went to France if you will, but the scent of the bear, giving significance to her glances and his rainbow with the violet in the J man, in the choice of a wife to select It to the many and delicate middle. This seems to indicate either | her from a bunch, giving as his rea th* Using to pay $15 for them. For a long , j pot will hang round it still.—[Tall meaning aiti movements of ner fan. Whether such looseness of observation or such , son that, when there are many daugh tune¡the seller dunned the buyer" T hf cooks madge. red | until at last in hopeless despair he j API this is, the end and object of her : contempt for nature—and the painter ters, they improve each other, and --- I ■--------- ’■as forced to compromise. "See | Both cooks appeared in white suits, Some years ago a somewhat curi hospitable hosts, who of course, shall1 may take his choice between these from emulation acquire more ac here,” he said, “I’ll tell you what I’ll the Baron wearing a Prussian flag as ous circumstance took place in Meigle say? At any rate, it is her invari two alternatives that we doubt complishments, and Know more, and I'll take $5 right now and call apron; the Frenchman a I rench one. Parish Church. The prosecutor, af able habit to think so. Again at whether side by side with either there do more, than a single child spoiled the debt square.” “All right,” said 1 j made him also wear the American ter proclaiming the banns of matri- race meetings, of which she is a can exist that sympathy with nature by parental fondnees. the debtor, cheerfully, “take the spot- colors as sash round his waist, and a i mony between a young couple, con pretty constant frequenter, it will be which must lie at the root of all good . The dudine is the feminine dtide. ted dog at $5, exactly his cost price; Bear flag across his shoulders. I eluded by saying: "If there be any found that she generally has some work in art—[Nature. It wears a mashed gooseberry col just what I paid for him.” meant him to typify this country, and objections they can now tie stated.” thing of pressing moment to whisper _ _ . ______- he did it; for he rode over all oppo A fashionable youth, an old admirer to her companion (who, in shielding At the Bank—Cashier—“Excuse I ored hat, a high collar, anil its are made to fit tight. It Daniel Webster boasted that he sition. M ell, to chip'<>fl. his c>melete of the intended bride, noticing the her from the sun's rays with her par me. madam, but yonr account is clothes once carved a goose so as to serve 10 were simply magnificent T J"«1?*’" eyes of a portion of the congregation asol, draws her more clearly and ex rather overdrawn.” Mrs. Maltravers carries a »harp pointed parasol in hungry people and had some of the said they had neve: taste.> »nj»n ng fixed upon him. rose up and ex clusively to himself) lust as the stir (whose husband is off on business 1 lieu of the dude’s cane, and its street is tnrillinr — “finish ------ ” ... -hrilling roost A of anq has i,.ft her a check book)—"O ' pet is an English pug. gnose left? The “godlike” made the like them, and proved it by sowing claimed: “I have no objections for of the ---- -- heat of ex I Mr. Cashier! that can’t be possible, i mistake of his life^when he went into away »380 worth of ‘ I renchy s gems my own part!” to the astonishment of those present to a 1 i. fever citement It may thus lie concluded J’ye got lotavof checks left yet.’’ She was after a title and got it Politics. Nature intended him to | to $6" worth truck manufactured by all about him, and resumed his seat citement. that, at her male prototypes regard I ----------- ----------- — prototy Miss Loniee Price, of Philadelphia, the German nobleman. as if he had done a mere formal piece shine aa a landloard of a Summer and describe all womanki womankind but as | The new law in Arkansas fixes 640 has just been married at Vienna to justified xn feeling happt . of business. boarding house. the inevitable victims of their all to rod» as the legal distance between a the Baron Bornemisza de Nagy --------- »<«» a---------- I was justified in feeling happy. . The man who thinks he can move irristable charms, so Miss Masher church and a saloon. Some men Kaz«on, first lieutenant in the Prince You may depend on it he is a good My champion had come out winner; ’ the world should begin by Wheeling, has every desire to convert each occa make this lap in marvelously quick of Thnrn and Taxii Third regiment a rival house had lost its biggeet card, tt»n whose intimate friends are all tion into an opportunity for subdu- j time. of cavalry. the stakes were mine, and the gate > West Virginia. I good. th« King. money ran up to $3,600. It was a clean sweep. Poor Moreno couldn't stand misfortune. He cursed me as a “Maldito Americano,” jumped on a jackass and rode off, as he said, to Pescadero. He may be riding yet, as he never reached" bis destination. The next man to show his dander was the German Baron. Meeting “Frenchy” at a fandango, he spat in his face and called him a coward. The Gaul couldn’t stand this; he sent a cartel to the Baron, who, after find ing that his opponent was also a nobleman by right, accepted—swords being the weapons—with the privi lege of using shields! MISS MASHER