Yamhill reporter., July 19, 1883, Image 2

heart, kidneys or liye .
i
A rtful D odoes .- Mr. Frank Buc|c- stomach,
trouble, happiness is gone,
etilargml th« circle very rapidly, for stand ready to cut him down when I
LUMBER
DOGS
i
band
used
to
relate
an
anecdote
of
a
give
attention
to their health.”
'*
Y amhill R eporter , they knew its bite to be fatal.
■give the signal—otherwise should he
I traveler coming from America who “ Which of th»‘.«e organs ia nuHlt.
"No more sash tricks as these, prove to lie a cobra capella, my life I Mr. Wllll*n> Nye vi.ii« « Mill ««<11 "uassed
ictini of our errors?” a»kt‘d th n'!'’’
"passed ”
’ some hundreds of cigurs ( the “ \ Within
tlm last few year« dj*“*“1'
may Lx. sacrificed.”
conjurer!” said I, sternly.
A. V. R. S nyder .
I.earuM Not to Monkey with the Buzz successfully through the Liverpool kidneys have greatly multip|i„|*i.'«
“I will myself undertake the bus
"It is perfectly harmless, your ex
Custom
House
by
placing
a
live
rat
­
Saw.
was engaged in practice, thirtytiv,
cellency,” grinned the old man, walk­ iness,’’ said I, drawing my sword.
tlesnake in the chest to mount guard years ago,* serious disease of the kid '
OREGON
McMINNVIT LE.
ing up to it, lifting it by tlie neck,
The man hesitated, evidently fear
rare,
over them. Evasion of the law in fatal.” but now distressingly 7 fw»,
putting its head into his mouth, and ing to insult me by a doubt, and yet
Northwestern Wisconsin is the this particular has brought its own “To what do you attribute thu
not eager to risk his life on the
allowing it to run down hiH throat.
TROUBLE-BORROWERS.
punishment more than once, for men
of kidney troubles?”
I shuddered, and half ixlieved the strength of my nerves, after the dis , place where tho "foreign lumber who have padded themselves with crease
“To the use of stimulating drink
There’s many a trouble
juggler possessed of a devil, if not a ’ play of timidity I had already made comes from which we use ii Laramie tobacco underneath their clothing tered
f<x»d and irregular habits of life” •
Would break like a babble,
devil himself.
1 thought I read all this in the man's in the erection of our palatial resi­ have died from absorpation of the “ Doctor, have you any confident ■
And into the waters of Lethe depart,
remedy
we hear so much no» *
He
next
produced
a
tube
that
|
face,
and
I
said,
very
positively:
Did we not rehearse it,
dences. I visited the mill last week nicotine. Spirits are rarely smug ‘ Warner of ’s which
Safe Cure ?’ ”
looked like brass, about two feet long
And tenderly nurse it,
“Never fear, good sir! I will cut that furnished the lumber used iu the gled
by
stratagem,
owing
to
their
low
“
I
believe
in
the
ounce of prevention
And give it a permanent place in the heart. and half an inch in diameter, and down whatever you bring up this
than iu a ton of cure.”
"Ur3
value
in
comparison
with
bulk
and
Oasis
hotel,
at
Greeley.
They
yank
next, the ball of twine again.
time, be it snake or devil!”
“ But have vou noticed the reuurkill
'[’here’s many a sorrow
weight
and
the
difficulty
of
stifling
timonials
of
Warner
’
s
remedy?"
Where these things came from, or
“My life is at your excellency’s a big wet log into that mill and turn
Would vanish to morrow,
characteristic bubbling “dink” of “ 1 have, and confens that they ha»e d ,
Were we but willing to furnish the wings;
went to, I could not tell. They mercy,” bowed the man. with a show it into cash as quick as a railroad the
a liquid when shaken, and the Coast and astonished me. The couunendiR
So sadly intruding.
seemed
to
be
in
his
bands
when
he
of
humility.
Remember
the
signal!
proprietary medicines usually come fr
And quietly brooding,
wanted them; but I never observed When I raise my hand above my man can draw his salary out of the Guard Preventative Service has well- known persons residing in back counti?!
It hatches out all sorts of horrible things.
nigh
demolished
the
old
trade
of
pay
car.
The
log
is
held
on
a
car
­
1 see in our most reputable newipnZl
his hands passing near his dress, head, may the blow be swift sure,
How welcome the seeming
praise of Warner’s SafecJj? '
riage by means of iron dogs, while :t landing large quantities from boats. I warmest
either when they appeared or disap­ ami deadly!”
Of looks that are beaming,
(Professors, respectable phync^11
Certain
jars
or
kegs,
labeled
"Speci
­
He then gave his whole attention is being worked into lumber, These
Wether one’s wealthy or whether one h peared. When I looked for the cun
other persons of high mtelligenee and
poor!
hat I bad li i d from the snake, it to the business before him. Putting iron dogs are not like those we see mens—with great care—To the Cura­ ter. To thrust such testimony aside J?8
tor of the British Museum,” have professional, but it is unmanly. No nhv^
Eyes bright as a berry,
was
gone:
and
yet
neither
myself
nor
an
instrument,
not
unlike
a
small
Cheeks red as a cherry,
on the front steps of a brown stone turned out to be full of the best can forget that valuable addition u
The groan and the curse and the heartache any of my attendants had seen this flageolet, to hie. lips, he began to
Materia Met lira have sprung from in* ’
wonderful man pick it up. It was in­ play a shrill, monotonous, disagreea­ front occasionally, They are another French brandy, in which the enter­ sources.
can cure.
1 was so impressed with this ,5
prising naturalist to whom they be­ of witnesses
deed
jugglery,
if
not
magic,
of
the
ble
sort
of
a
tune,
keeping
his
eyes
that 1 purchased some bottS
breed
of
dogs.
Resolve to be merry,
longed
had
immersed
a
few
thin
most unquestionable kind!
Warner’s Safe Cure, at a neighboruu- a
riveted upon the hole in the ground;
All worry to ferry
The managing editor of the mill leather effigies of serpents and fish; store,
and
analyzed
one of them to see J
Through the brass tube the con­ and soon after, to my utter astonish
Across the famed waters that bid us forget,
anything poisonous. Then IJ
And no longer fearful,
jurer now passed one end of the inent, though I had been prepaied lays out the log in his mind and but heavy penalties and reduced tar­ contained
of the prescribed doses at once "
But happy and cheerful,
works it into dimension stuff, shingle iffs of duty render this illicit traffic three
found there was nothing injurious in it, 'r
W g feel life has much that’s worth living for twine, which he put between his teeth. for anything, I saw the ugly head of
He then placed the tube between his the hooded snake, tlie dread cobra bolts, slabs, odgings, two by-fours, far less profitable than it used to be. not hesitate to say that, if 1 found inykidM.
yet.
, in serious trouble, 1 should use this renj!
— [Tinsley's Magazine,
lips, threw back his head, and held 'capella, the most poisonous of all two-by-eights, two-by-sixes. etc., so as —[Chamber’s Journal.
. because of lhe hopelessness of all orZ3
it perpendicularly, with the ball of deadly reptiles come slowly forth, to use the goods to the best advant­
treatment, and because, when a hundred
“
AIN
’
T
SHE
A
BIG
’
ON."
AN EASTERN JUGGLER.
twine on the,upper encl. Then sud­ with its spectaclad eyes fixed steadily age, just as a woman takes a dress!
telligent and reputable persons unite id
denly
this
ball
began
to
turn,
and
upon
the
strange
musician,
who
be
­
pattern,
and
cuts
it
so
she
won’
t
have
I
A few days ago a young man. hail statement that a certain remedy ha» J
While traveling through India, be­ turn rapidly, and gradually grow
them of a grave malady, 1 choose to beia
to retreat backwark slowly, a to piece the front breadths, and w
will
" ing
¡
from a rural district, came to that
tween Surat and Nagpore, my body smaller, till it entirely disappeared, gan
they speak the truth.”
a
step
at
a
time,
the
snake
following
still
have
enough
left
to
make
_____
,
__
Vienna,
and
had
business
in
the
“ But, as you may know, my great Inta
servant one day informed me that a as if the twine hud been run off on a him.
polonaise
for
the
last
Summer
gown.
CO
urt
house.
;
____
After
being
in
the
in
life
lies in prevention. For forty ye^
great juggler and snake charmer reel. What turned it, or where it
I stood there for a long time temple
|
of justice a short while he be have labored in this field. One of the phii
When at length, in this manner, he
wished to have the honor of showing went to, no one could see. The jug
of
my
in New England wu the
had drawn the hideous creature some watching the various saws, and gan to stare on all sides, and re­ mentof work
me something of his skill.
the Ladies’ Seminary at Lexingt
gler
then
set
the
other
end
up,
and
listening
to
their
monotonous
growl,
marked
“
This
is
the
first
time
I
was
ten
or
fifteen
feet
from
its
hole,
he
Mass. Mv aim was to illustrate the Dossil
“What can he dr?” I asked.
new ball began to form on the top, suddenly squatted down aud began and wishing I had been born a suc- ever inside of a court house.” The ties in the physical training of girl» dw
“Almost everything that is marvel a but
apparently
ribbon,
of
half
an
their school life. This institution liecame
cessfuliftimber
thief
instead
of
a
poor
courteous
clerk
discovered
that
lie
lous, I’ve been told,” was the an inch in width and of different colors. to play more loudly and shrilly. At
I left it thu largest and most aucces
was a stranger, sought to entertain fore
this the serpent raised itself on his boy without a rag to my back.
swer I received.
for young women owned and m
These rolled up, as if on a bobbin, tail, as when about to make his dead
At one of these mills, not long ago, him Iby showing him around in the Seminary
aged by one person iu our country. 1
“Admit him.”
till
it
formed
a
wheel
of
two
or
three
a
man
backed
up
to
get
away
from
ly spring, and actually commenced a
building, and carried him into the down to dinner every day with a fami
My servant withdrew, anil returned
in diameter, when the per­ dancing motion, in time with the the carriage, and thoughtlessly va
clerk’s office to show oft' the famous two hundred persons. The remarkable
with a small withered, old man, inches
I suits of this muscle training among girl»»
former
seemed
to
toss
ribbon
and
the
aliout whom I saw nothing remarks tube over his shoulder, and that was music, when the chnrmer gave me backed against a largo saw that was "Dooly safe. .” ’ The young man gazed given in my paper published in the .V
revolving
at
the
rate
of
about
200
;
_____
_
______
___
on
its
immense
proportions
with
signal]
to
strike.
Guardedly
and
American Jieeiew of Demember, 1882.
ble except his eyes, which were small
I saw of either.
stealthily I advanced near enough times a minute. The saw took a , wonder anil admiration, he stepped “Besides, I established the Normalh
black and piercing, and seemed to the He last
next produced what appeared for the blow, and tliffii struck, cut large chew of tobacco from the plug up to it, took hold of it apparently, tute for Physical Training in Boston, and,
have lightning imprisoned in them. to be the
years was its President and Manager, j
cup I had lifted from ting the reptile in two, and sending he had in his pistol pocket, aud then ¡ giving jt a scrutinizing examination, ! ten
I do not know that the man could the snake, same
Walter (’banning, Dr. Thomas Hoskin^ft
showing
something
that
its
head
flying
to
some
distance.
I
began
on
him.
!
as
to
the
material,
attempted
to
shake
| fessor Leopard, and others were among
see in the dark, like a cat; but there looked like an egg, advanced the
stepped back a step or two, his teachers, and more than four hundred pent
was at times that peculiar, fiery ap same as before, and placed the latter never took life with better satisfac­ But there s no use going into de-
tails.
Such
things
are
not
cheerful.
1
.............
’
"
peepers still resting on it with the j
di^lozna, nnd^wentmto»Up,
tion.
pearance of the balls which is so
the land to teach the new school of gr®
the* ground aud the former over
What tver deception there might be They' gathered him up out of the exclamation: “Gosh ain’t she a big of
often observed in night-prowling an­ on
nasties. And now the years left to me I»
it,
and
again
requested
me
to
raise
it.
sawdust
and
put
him
in
a
nail
keg
about the juggler’s tricks, there was
’un! could anybody brake into it?” pose to devote to the magizine which I b»
imals.
which I declined to do, fearing I certainly none about the snake, for I and carried him away, but he did not The clerk told him he thought not. come here to establish. It will lie the largq
He wore a white vest, Turkish should
see
another
serpent,
or
some
­
have its skin still in my possession. speak again. Life was quite extinct. Becoming a little excited, our young periodical ever devote» 1 to this field of liu®
trowsers, a sort of crimson petticoat, thing equally horrifying.
and will present the hundred and a
I
gave the man a couple of gold Whether it was the nervous shock man said: ‘‘Let me get out’n here,” ture,
worked with strange devices, a tur
questions of hygiene with the simplicity«
“
Will
any
one
lift
the
cup?
”
he
that
killed
him,
or
the
concussion
of
mohurs,
and
he
went
away
perfectly
and
he
unceremoniously
vacated
the
a child’s talk. To this end allso-called lean
ban of many colors, and red morocco
turning io the others.
ing will be subordinated. The magazine»)
satisfied, wishing my excellency any the cold saw against his liver that building.
shoes, pointed and turned up at the Haiti
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be more or less illustrated, and will strive!
No
one
volunteered
to
do
so,
but
killed
him,
no
one
ever
knew.
quantity
of
good
luck.
I
was
per
­
toes. His arms and neck were bare; all rather drew back.
A young man with a bird-dog, reach a high place in the confidence andheaii
The mill shut down a couple of
fectly satisfied too, and would not
and, with the exception of a couple
the people. In a few weeks our first nun
At this he took up the cup himself have missed seeing what I did that hours, so that the head sawyer could crossed Fulton Ferry. When he ap­ of
her will appear, and we shall fondly hopefi
of heavy gold rings in his ears, he and
appeared
to
throw
it
into
the
air,
proached
the
box-office
he
stopped
to
tile
his
saw,
and
then
work
was
re
­
it
a
hearty welcome.”
day for ten times the amount I paid.
displayed no extraneous ornaments.
hunt for his change. As he fumbled The facts above narrated are indeed ma
and there sat in its place a beautiful
sumed once more.
His age I judged to be sixty, and his dove,
important. It is gratifying to know thattl
THE LIFE OF MAN.
which flew up and alighted on
We should learn from this never to in his pocket the dog saw an opening life
short mustache was almost white.
long experiences of a gentleman wl
shoulder. He took it in his hand,
for business in the shape of the office stands
lean
on
the
buzz
saw
when
it
moveth
without a peer in successfully demt«
He made a low Halam, and then his
Man, born of woman is of few days itself aright— | Laramie Boomerang. cat. The chain tightened and the
muttered
over
some
unintelligible
strating
the principles of hygiene; who,
appealed to wait to be addressed.
and
no
teeth.
And,
indeed,
it
would
words, seemed to cram it into his
young man shut up like a jack knife heart has always been in sympathy with th
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“Your name?" said I, in Hindoo- mouth,
be
money
iu
his
pocket
sometimes
if
afflicted,
and
whose brain has ever been actin
and that was the last I saw of
and sat down.
AFTER THE CORONATION.
stanee.
he had less of either. As for hie
in planning for their relief, are to be givenm
that
also.
After
he
got
himself
apart
he
made
the public through the pages of a magazine.
“I'aunjar, your excellency.”
Ho performed some other tricks days, he wasteth one third of them,
way on "board the boat.
And it is specially significant and proof p»
“I am told you wish to show rue similar
and as for his teeth, he has convul­ At last the much dreaded but high­ his Just
to
these,
and
concluded
with
live of rare merit that a proprietary medicine,
then
a
peddler
of
troches
ly
necessary
ceremony
is
over.
The
some wonders'.”
sions
when
he
cuts
them,
and
as
the
such high standing as Warner'» Slit
the mysterious bag. This bag—
soldiery have discharged their mus­ came in and distributed samples of even with
“If your excellency wills.”
is known to have, should be endorsee
which somehow came into his last one comes through, lo, the den­ ketry, the detectives their duty, the his cough cure to every one in the Cure
and recommended by a man so able, so reputt
“Well, what can you do?”
tist
is
twisting
the
first
one
out,
and
as did all the other things he
Czar has been safely crowned, and cabin. The young man took one. ble and of such national renown as Dr. Ih|
He suddenly
produced—from hands,
used, in a manner unknown to us— the lust end of that man’s jaw is Moscow is at rest. The Nihilists have Then he felt in his pocket and pro­ Lewis.
where I did »ot see, and cannot tell was
two to three feet long, and worse than the first, being full of packed up their dynamite and moved duced a box.
Then he sprawled
—a large ball of twine, which he ap- about from
a
foot
wide. It looked as if it porcelain and a roof-plate built to to St. Petersburg, and the Czar and around the cabin and presented the Gay hosiery is no longer in favor.
̻eared to toss into my lap, keeping had been used
hold
blackberry
seeds.
to hold some kind of
with the contents of the
DENVER DOINGS.
lold of one end, so that it unrolled flour; aud I certainly
Stone bruises line his pathway to Czarina, in the retirement of their passengers
saw something
iron-clad bed-chamber, have been en-! box
Mr. J. A. McBeth, Pacific Expree Ollia,i
the whole distance between him anil like
manhood;
his
father
boxes
his
ears
the dust of flour fly from it when
i gaged in a delightfully peaceful dis­ “These hie trokees," he remarked, Denver, Polo., was cured by St. Jacobi Dill
me, at least ton feet, saying as he he turned
it inside out and beat it at home, the big boys cuff him iu the cussion of the grand event in which “ “are hie warranted to cure corns, an excruciating pain in the neck, and aln
did so:
play
ground,
and
the
teacher
whips
across his hands. Ho turned it back
bunions, yel'er-fever, and mum-hic tooth-ache. One application did the work.
they have been the central figures.
“Will your excellency please ex­ again,
and t ed up the mouth of it him in the school room. He buveth
“And now, dear,” said the Czarina, mumps. Well-hic-taken before-hic- Real Spanish lace fiohns, black and wkiu
amine what you see?”
Northwestern
at
110,
when
he
hath
shaken.”
g
are selling at Denning’s at fl.fiOeach.
Now, I honestly aver that I saw with a string, muttering a low in sold short at 96, and his neighbor un­ yawning, and kicking off a gold-
A b the passengers left the boat half
that ball of twine when he threw it cantation.
loaded upon him from Mountain at mounted slipper, “don’t you think were
Feathers, ribbons, velvet can all be«»
This
done,
he
threw
it
on
the
chewing troches and the other
as plainly as I ever saw anything in
63§, and it straightway breaketh you had better take off your things?” half gun-wads,
to match that new hat by using the Da
and the young man ored
“Na a-w, I don’t,” and the Czar
my life saw it come toward me, saw ground and stamped on it, treading down to 52J. He riseth early and
mond Dyes. 10 cents for any color.
it all out flat with his feet. He then
with the dog tripped over a basket,
it unroll, and apparently drop into stepped
sitteth up late that he may fill his tilted his crown a little further on his begged
back
a
few
paces
and
re
­
Valenciennes is the popular lace for bruit
its
pardon
and
moved
on.
—
ear
and
swaggered
around
the
room,
my lap, so that I brought my knees quested us all to fix our eyes on it. barns and storehouses, and lo! his
i fast caps.
■--------------• ——------ ■ ——
quickly together to catch it and yet, We did so; and after the lapse of children’s lawyers divide the spoil flirting the tmi of his coronation robe [Exchange.
| " First a i-ough carried mo off.
when I put my hand down to take it. perhaps thirty seconds, we saw it among themselves and say "Ha, ha!” in a particularly aggravating manner.
An J then a coffin t hey carried me off in I"
Wellesley
College
has
a
beautiful
"Don
’
t
be
a
fool
Aleck,
”
snapped
ami looked down for it, it was not
He growleth and is sore distressed
toswell up, like a bladder when because
room named in honor of Mrs. Brown­ This will not be your epitaph if you toil
there: and at the same instant I per begin
it raineth, and he beateth the Czarina.”
your cough and Dr. It. V. Pierce’» “ Golds
being
expanded
with
wind.
It
con
“1 tell you 1 ain't going to take this ing, and containing Story’s bust of Medical Discovery ’’ in time. It is »peci«
ceived the juggler balancing it on the tinned to swell till every part became upon bis breast and sayeth, “My
the
poet
and
the
manuscript
of
her
crown off, nor I ain’t going to take
for weak lungs, «pitting of blo.sl, night svefe
end of bis finger.
and it appeared as round crop is lost!” because it raineth not. this robe oil' neither, until I get poem, “Little Mattie.” This manu­ and the early stages of consumption. Byk
“Pshaw!” said I; “you deceived distended,
The late rains blight bis wheat and
|
druggist«.
and
solid
as
if
filled
with
sand
H
b
ready. I’m the Czar of all the Rus script was the gift of Robert Brown
me by making mo believe you threw
solidity, however, was only apparent the frost biteth his peaches. If it be sias, 1 am, aud if I want to go to ing-
Printed mull niu»!in dresses are noxelti«
it toward me.”
so
that
the
sun
shineth,
even
among
for when the juggler went up and
lately brought out.
bed with them on I can do it, and
“Does your excellency think I —
the
nineties,
he
sayeth.
“
Woe
is
me,
his foot on it. it yielded to the
I ain’t got much use fur de man
don't you forget it.”
have it?" he asked and, before I placed
Many ladies who had scarcely enjoyed ik
pressure, but immediately sprung for I perish,” and if the northwest
This outburst of independence 1 what is ailers tryin’ ter praise a pus- luxury
could answer I saw, in place of the back,
wind
sigheth
down
in
forty
two
be
of feeling well for years have been»
or
rounded
out,
as
soon
as
that
son.
Too
much
honey
makes
a
man
completely
dumbfounded
the
Czarina,
!
ball, a large, beautiful rose, which
renovated by using Lydia Pinkham’s Vegeto
low he crieth, “Would 1 were dead!”
powerful
sick.
was
removed.
He
then
jumped
on
it
ble
I
’
ouiisiuud
that they have triumphed"T9
he was balancing by the stem, and
If he wear sackcloth and blue jeans and she had not a word to say as she
the ills flesh is said to be heir to, and life hM
yet he had not altered his position with both feet, and flattened it all men say “Ho is a tramp,” and if he continued to divest herself of several j
been crowned with tho added charm ot *
A VETERAN BENEFACTOR.
out at first. He then went away
millions dollars worth of jewels and I
and scarcely stirred a finger.
again; and the bag being left to it­ goeth forth shaven and clad in pur­ expensive and highly perfumed His Past Life, Present Plans, and What He | fresher beauty. — «• -e-------------
I began to be astonished.
ple and fine linen all the people cry,
\Vhite glace or Surah silk is the correa
clothes, but there was an ominous
Ha3 to Say Upon a Subject That
While yet I looked, I saw in his self as before, again began to rise, or “Shoot the dude!”
lining for printed mull muslin dresses.
Astonished Him.
glitter iu her eye that betokened any­
right hand a cup, and in I iìh left the inflate, but tLis time as if some ani
He
carryeth
insurance
for
twenty
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rose. He stepped forward a few feet man like a cat were inti le of it In five years, until he hath paid thrice thing but submission.
[New York Time«.)
THROAT. BRONCHIAL AND LUNG DIS­
fact,
I
could
see
where
there
appeared
■>
early
forty
years
ago
a
young
man,
of
un
­
“
1
want
you
to
understand
that.
laid the rose down on the ground,
EASES
to be legs; and then to my utter over for all his goods, and then he You, yes, you!" continued the Czar, usual endowment», togan to mould public
and placed the cup over it.
letteth his policy lapse one day, and
o|iimon upon a subject of vital importance, A specialty. Send two stamp« for large tres
amazement,
1
may
almost
say
horror,
Here, it will be obseived, there was it began to move toward me, as if that same night fire destroyeth his a little frightened at bisown boldness lake all pioneers, hi» early efforts were un­ tlse giving «elf.treatment. Address WoBU'«
and dazed by his wife’s unaccount successful, but his ability and the value of hi» Ilisi’EssAHY M edical A ssociation , Hutto.
no machinery to assist, him—no table impelled
by the unknown something store. He buildeth him a house in able silence. Then observing no signs work soon won public confidence, ami to-day N. Y.
with a false top, concealed apart
Jersey, and his first born is devoured
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there IS not a village or hamlet in the country
in
it!
ments, and confederate, perhaps, to
by mosquitoes; he pitchetii his tents of a revolt, he added, “1 been so
The newest Spanish lace is the Escuri&I
lias not been influenced by Dr Dio
I do not think I am a coward—my in New York, and tramps devour his bothered about business here of late that
effect the change, as we see similar
Lewis. M hen, therefore, it was learned ye», with its figures outlined with heavy cord at
tricky performed in a place fitted by worst enemy has never accused me substance. He moveth to Kansas, that I’ve allowed you to do pretty terday that he contemplated the establish­ braid.
ot a large magazine in this city, the fact
the magician for lhe purpose- but of being one, at least—but 1 confess aud a cyclone carryeth his house much as you pleased, but now that ment
High elixirs nt low prices at H. ShellhM*.
was deemed »., important that a representa­
only my own quarters, in the full that on this occasion my nerves i away over into Missoni, while a I’ve got this crowning affair off my tive
ot this paper was commissioned to »ee 11th St., Oakland.
would
not
let
me
remain
passive;
aud
mind,
I
propose
to
run
this
establish
­
bright light of day. with myself
him ami ascertain the truth of the rumor.
i prairie fire and ten million acres of
Pleated blouse waists and long apro®
i 11>1",
js a gentleman of sixty years overskirts bid fair to remain in high favor.
closely watching him within five feet, I retreated from the advancing mys grasshop|x»rs fight for his crop. He ment on a new and improved plan,”
and
two
hundred
pounds,
with
snow
white
tery,
and
informed
the
magician
that
and my attendants grouped around
,' sottleth himself in Kentucky, and is and the Czar wheeled around in front hair and beard, but probably the most perfect
M ^1™- "rlena Marshall, of Granby, 0., MJ*
I had seen enough to satisfy me of. i shot the next day by a gentleman, a of a pier glass and viewed himself picture
almost as near.
of health and vigor in the metroixibs
his
wonderful
occult
powers.
At
' Colonel and a statesman, "because, with a self-satisfied smirk.
Having covered the rose with the
Ho 1» » living exponent of his teachings, and '■Samiritan Nervine cured me of epilepsy.”
By this time the Czarina had got notwithstanding the amount of work ho has
cup, as I would l»e willing to make this he smiled grimly, walked up to | | sab, he resembles, sah, a man. sah.
Oh, my back !” is a common exclamation,
done, promises still greater activity
oath—for I saw the rose distinctly, as tho bag, trod it down again, picked i 1 he did not like, sah." Verily, there down to her fighting clothes, and she alrea-ly
expresses a world of misery and suffering.
years to come. He received the inter-1 and
It
is
singular this pain arises from such vario®
the hollow vessel, held by the top, it up and l»eat it with his right hand is no rest for the sole of his foot, suddenly confronted the Czar with a tor
viewer most courteously, and in reply to a
causes. Kidney disease, liver complaint, wtft-
1 7
went slowly down over it—the con across his left, caused it to unac­ and if he had it to do over again ho í look that Alexander had learned to uestion said:
__________
i
ln
^>
Affections,
colds, rheumatism, dyspep**
j Jf‘i t,u” 1 l,aV8 com® ,to New York to I
juror resumed his former place, ami countably- disappear from my- sight.! would not lie born at all, for "the respect and which started him to such establish
a monthly madrine
Sr,rwork »nd neryous debility are chief cau**-
and then made his concluding salam. day of death is better than the day an extent that his highly prized crown hen. for the
«ZS? t I i,mtL'lT”
ai,i"“ «--•«
said:
How these wonders were per 1 of one's birth.”—{Philadelphia Times. toppled off and rolled under the lied. ton 2» years ago. Thm> B.Xn wL thè I»
!“ Bm’n’s Iron Bittern 1<
“Will your excellency be kind
platform in the country from which to «iwèk
fr,,,n the foundation by making
“You've allowed me— you’re going : of
enough to lift the cup and see what formed—by what art, power or magic i
«.location. New Yor k Tas . «1 , k bl!"?>■’’<* and pure. Leading phvaician.
I do not aud never expect to know.
is under it?"
If fine feathers really did make fine to run this establishment f’ shrieked ra.»t hospitable to progressive thought? and ™"''” " " *“d recon‘mend
« hM c®-
Of course I would have wagered a I have couversed with many persons birds which they don't—the wives t he Czarina. “Come out of that robe, ^S’traTning. n,"“U
if you ar*1 a sufferer trv it.
«f many, and ------------
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—
heavy sum that the rose was still who have seen quite as strange un of the Cabinet officers high officials. do you hear?"
(.ai-pets atd fnrmtnre 20 per cent rbe«P*’r
«"I ha-, e reason to know the great and abid-
The Czar of all the Russia» hastily- ing
there for one thing because, expect natural things, but never heard any I Senators and Representatives would
interest of the American T^p“in this at H. Schellhas«’, 11th St.. Oakland.
ing some trick, I had kept mv eye one give any explanation that I con be among the finest birds going. disrobed.
subject 1 hey have come to realize that the
"Leave that alone!” she yelled, as viride
on it to the last moment, ami was sidered at all satisfactory.
The favorite color for the dots and
Mrs. Brewster and Mrs. John Davis
f
c”un‘9’,f>iv”‘* Upon our physical
"If your excellency wills. I shall are both handsome women, but the the
certain there was no possibility of its
trembling
man
attempted
to
crawl
'
vitality, and especially upon the vigor of our loped edges of Swiss embroidery bands B
the bed.
women My new- magazine will bear the title
being removed after the hand had now have the honor of showing you rest of them would never get a prize under
'
how I charm Berpenta.” said the nec­ at a lieanty show. Even the Presi­ "I was only going to get it for you,” I'm Lewis . Monthly, and be devoted to
let go of the cup at the top.
. Reep to your place and your pl**
'T'
8<aence- 1 h°P0 through
| dent's Miss Tilly is a plain-looking 1 said the wretched monarch.
keep you.” But you cannot extwet
I complied with the request, romancer.
hygi'裔
'-“"gbrate . new departure in K«‘p vour place with,mt health, the ««*:
I
had
hoard
something
of
this
sin
stepped forward, and raised the cup;
“Never you mind al»out getting it
young woman, with nice manners
tion of »Il success. For instance a railro*1
Wr*“eB "W**
but instantly dropped it, and bounded guiar power, and was desirous of see i [ and charming clothes. It is said that for
1 me; you go to l»ed and I’ll tend the’su^t^
SIK'',Tr„"1, the employ of the C. M. 4 *
back with a cry of terror for there, ing it displayed. Accordingly my | President Arthur’s object in having to
aul h. R. had been grievously affected vnth
1 the crown.”
L
ni"c
*n.i some of them like
,
instead of the rose, was one of the self and attendants all repaired to an j red
Needless to say that Alexander the .. Our
shades over the gas jets is to let
Girls, published by the Harpere hare »liabeU's f.»r six yean. He took four boie»«
Ki<iney-\\ort.
now writes that he i* •*
| court ladies down easily.
little, green, deadly serpents of India, open field, at no great distance, w here ! the
Third retired immediately, and before had an enormous circulation, but the best tirely cured and and
working regularly.
the Czarina was through with him ~w ;2«i»ée 1
coiled up and ready for a spring, alter some search. I’aunjar discovered
Medical men think that the alarm tnat night he wonld have bartered rnwht^., ctmclude with ten years of organued c-
with its small glistening eyes fixed a hole, iu whieh he said he doubtexl
** n°thing better for Poison
ing increase of delirum tremens his kingdom cheerfully for a quiet
its. burns and Sores than M other C ast ’
intently on mine. Snakes of any not then« was a snake.
S
alve
.
Price
25eta. Try it.
“
But
before
I
call
him
forth."
he
among
children
of
nine
years
old
and
"
Doctor,
what
is
the
occasion
of
this
new
corner in one of his own Siberan
kind are my horror; and this one
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in health question. »'»
not only horrific 1 me, but all my at proceeded, “I must Is' assured that under is probs’ ly dri“ to the
— con
---- ; mines, terrors of dynamite were interest
T‘<iambIe« F abhixgtom , III. •*.**
“ I*
come through suffering wl >, ' » i
tendants, who. with cues of alarm. some oue of sufficient courage will I tinned inipvrtah •• • f Japane* -■ ■ lolls. | double discounted.—[Cm. Sat. Night seems
the only road to self-knowled '
Tbe ■ >^'re89n“e Brown s Tmn Bitten iu my prM*
**» and thny rive satiefacti n. ’