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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 26, 1891)
T n E T EL E PHON ERI J i i ST E11 though I was a pretty good scholar,"etc. ' CONCERNING BACK HAIR The Squid comes in some day and McMrsxvn i >:. finds yon suffering from the neuralgia, or from la (frippe, or 6ome other com ANNA VERNON DORSEY MAKES IT A February plaint demanding sympathy, but it has SERIOUS STUDY. none to give. "Neuralgia: Ob, 1 used to have it i dreadfully some years ago; the doctor Sketches by Our Own trUet of Ike Coif-I said he never saw any one have it so ’ fare? of Mr». A»tor. Mr?. Vanderbilt, I Mr». Sherwood, Mrs. Tiffany. Mrs. THE INFINITE VARIETY INTO WHICH badly; I was a perfect martyr, and noth ing ever relieved it;but then my nervous Tznaga, Mis» lten«l and Other». THIS CLASS IS DIVIDED. system is very aensitive, yon probably [Copyright by American Pre?« Association.) couldn’t begin to suffer as I did." Every woman at some time wearies of The Selllsli Woman- The I*oui}Hru« Jinn. Or still more aggravating is, "Neu the monotony of arranging her hair in The Haman xjaid—The Fidgety Per ralgia? Oh, that's nothing! Nobody the same way, and, if she wears plaits, son—The Causae! for the Opposition. ever dies of that, you know. Now, if aspires to curls you had had bronchitis as I had three- The De; .* Perron. or, if she wears no, let me see—three, four, why yes, five l curls, burns to [CopyrigbL by Americas I’ruda Association.] summers ago, when we were at the ' essay plaits until The fact that no two people are alike White mountains, I should know howto she tries the us one we are all familiar with, but in pity you. I suffered everything, I can change once and some niixxis and under some circum assure you, especially one night when bears the dispar stances we axe temple«! to won«1er that my husband had to wring out hot aging and candid in this infinite variety there is so little i cloths to put to my chest eight hour« testimony of in- without once sitting down.'' that is perfectly satisfactory. Outside timate friends "Rather hard on him, ” you spitefully | your own family, an austere truth may i R^when she returns induce yon to add, or imri'U, bow many suggest, but the Squid only stare:’. ' to curls or plaits, "Oh, well—of course wbea I was so mbs . astor . M case may persons do yon know with whom you •frould like to be boxed up in one room sick he couldn't think about that. Well, be, with a resigned impression that nat I won't stay aud bother you since you ure, which has made her nose straight for the rest of your life? Yon prol>ably shmMcr at the thought: don't feel well. Goodby; I hope your or pug, has also doomed her head t o Im cold will soon be better.’’ but why? mutable lines of becomingness. There Then there is the Fidgety Person, who never was a time, however, when fash Because nearly everylsjdy has s«>me never can sit still aud be quiet a minnte. disagreeable trait of character, habits. I ions were more eclectic, and that must manners, conversation, looks or health i Perhaps it is a woman, and she can't bear indeed be a difficult countenance to the draft from that window or door or which does not especially annoy us in which the two styles of hair dressing now the otx'asional intercourse of social life, if yon will excuse her, may sho lower ' in vogue cannot be adapted. but woul«l lie intolerable if forced upon the window a little so as to have the air There are few noted beauties among onr constant attention. Of course we ' from the top; or she can't sit in a low New York society women whose coiffures, chair, or may she have a hassock; aud know that we ourselves are no exception no matter how seemingly natural, have to the general rule, and that other peo where is her fan and her vinaigrette. not been the subject of careful study to Oh, yoe, she has dropped them; and she ple find us just as disagreeable in some themselves, their maids and the clientele ways and at some times as we do them, must throw off her wrap in the house of admiring hangers on who hover and keep on her scarf; and don't you bnt I never saw the sense of that theory around the shrines of wealthy belles. that we must never perceive the defects I think the perfume of so many flowers is Tho high, coronet effect is mnch adopt of anything or anybody, unless wo conl«l unwholesome; and she does want you ed by young married women, giving a to try taking hot water before vour stamp of dignity which is often belied do it better or were ourselves perfect. You, for instance, have not the slight meals, and you uiust t«?st it with a ther by their youthful freshness, borides lend est idea of how Julienne soup is made, mometer: if not too mnch trouble she ing itself more readily to the use of bnt are you not to know if it is ill mad."? will hare some now instea«l of a glas» jeweled ornaments, which good taste You could, not cut your own gown, to of wine or tea. and so on. should deny to tho simplicity of girl Or it is a man. and he roams around hood. save your life, but must yon not fin«! your rooms like a wild creature in a fault if it does not suit you? And in the I Mrs. Astor, now the Mrs. Astor, has same line of argument you may have, ‘ cage, taking up every book and even hair of dark brown, arranK*‘d in for instance, a very bad temper, but ornament, turning it o'-er and asking manner with all does that prevent you from perceiving | questions about it and laying it down in the elaboration that your neighbor i? roar«» nr ignorant another place; pushing the chairs, the of the hairdress easels, the little tables, the footstools out er's skill in a com or dishonest? On the contrary, I think that one s I of his way, tipping them over and pick plicated and be own faults sharpen one's appreciation of ing them up again, toying with the tas wildering struct the faults of others and make it harder sels of the curtains and cushions until he ure. Mrs. Astor twists them off or unravels them, and if is tho happy and to endure them. But apart from faults, how «mil any-1 he does at last subside into a chair, enviod owner of body with eyes and ears and trained I twisting it and himself about until the the most magnifi perceptions avoi'l seeing how many per legs creak and th" castors rebel; if the | cent diamond sons fail of making things pleasant for chair lias lace and ribbons upon its back, i tiara in America, others, in fact fail of being agreeable, it it is needless to say that the fidgety man I wliich on gala they do not become absolutely disagree never rests until ho has destroyed their nights flashes like symmetry if not themselves; then his a constellation at able? Society does not go on barmouiousiy Angers stray to the table, pick up a pearl midnight. On the Ml!S- F w. vanderbii . t . without constant effort upon the part of paper cutter, and in the earnestness of occasion of the Charity ball Mrs. Astor the persons making up society, and > conversation bend it an«i liend it until ' wore hardly less wonderful pearls. when through sclfisimess or laziness or when the snap comes it is almost a re- ! Mrs. Frederick W. Vanderbilt's tall from any other cause a person does lief to your expectant nerves; if there is and statuesque figure gains ailditionel not try to be agreeable he generally falls a vase of flowers at hand he puDs them stateliness from her crown of golden to pieces, and you are lucky if he does : brown hair rippling from off her neck into the other extreme. We all are selfish. Some philosophers not pull over the whole business and de- ] in those natural waves which can Al say that selfishness is the salt that pre luge your book of water colored sketches ways be distin serves the work! from corruption and de with more water than the color«- "an guished from the carry off. cay, and these cynics go so far as to aver crinkle of the This kiu«l of person may an«l often that martyrs and saints, and devotees iron. Her sister- does have almost all the good qualities and Damiens, give their lives to toil and in-law, Mrs. Will under t ’ n e sun, but for trying your tem suffering anti death in tho hope of earn iam Vanderbilt, ing heavenly rewards shove their fel per, straining your good manners, up has also browu setting your nervous system, ami mak lows. , j. hair, bnt with If these theories are correct we cannot ing you long to be condemned to solitary | i that auburn hope to escape selfishness as the basis of confinement, commend mo to the Fidget. ■ • tinge which has Then there is the Counsel for the Op our character, bnt we can and we ought MRS. SHERWOOD. a luster as if al to avoid those outward manifestation? ‘ position. tbe person who al wavs takes ways under tho light from a stained the other side from yours upon every i that annoy other people—in fact, we I glass window. One would think that mustn't let onr selfishness make ns disa subject under the sun. who involves I there was little room for individuality in you, in your own despite, in a perpetual greeable. tho arrangement of back hair, but there Probably you have been away from «argument and controversy, until in his are three ladies well known in the Four society (or hers) you become cither quar homo during the past twelve months, Hundred whose marked character em have met a great many strangers, either relsome or tamely acquiescent, feeling phasizes itself in their coiffure—Mrs. on steamers or trains, or in hotels and afraid to open your inoutli. lest yon Marshall O. Roberts, Mrs. John Sher boarding houses, and I am sure yon shonld be contradicted. Positively, I wood, tho reader and well known au will remember the lady who always I have met people with whom ihis habit thority on etiquette, and Mrs. Tiffany, secureil the mo=t comfortable chair had become so nearly a mania tbat I who is noted for her originality and in the drawing room, who managed don't think they could control them brilliancy. to be first served at dinuer, and. if selves. On board ship I once said to a Mrs. Sherwood’s hair is intensely black, sho had the chance, appropriated gentleman of this class; “black as a raven’s wing” and very "There is tho coast of Ireland: we shall the lion's share of the fruit, or the glossy. It is parted in the old fashioned sweetmeats, or the cream. If it was soon be at Queenstown.” way which the daguerreotypes of our "Oh, no; that's not .a coast line, but a warm she hastened to placo h«?rself at mothers have made so familiar to us—in bank of fog." the coolest window; if coolshc shut up the middle, with two large puffs on each "The captain just told me it was Ire side over tho ears, giving a very broad the room us if it were her private lied- room; ami in the train, if she fancic.1 an land," said I, really curious to see how appearance to the head. Mrs. Marshall «>pen window, it never occurred to her he would ev.n«1" this authority, bnr he O. Roberts, the that she was letting a cold blast upon never f»lt«Ted. richest and hand "I beg to «liffer with the captain; it is somest widow in the person behind who might be quit« not the coast, but may perhaps be a unable to bear it. or she may have America, now chosen ir. a stifling day to order all the mirage thrown up by the coast, which is that Mrs. Ham- itself below the horizon." ventilators closed hoennso th«- dust would ersly is off the And then we have that most fatiguing tapis, is noted for spoil her bonnet. of all people, the Dense Person: not ex- If a drive were in question she stepped her resemblance .. out of the door a little in advance of the : actly a stupid person, for after an idea to the portraits J party, and. uninvited, climbed to the box has penetrated his mind it is often well of tho ill fated ' seat or took the coziest corner inside. received and profitably nurtured, but to Mary Queen of If it was sunny she unfurled a big sun get a new idea into that mind without Scots—to c o in ■ umbrella aud hel«l it so that nobody the traditional surgical op«.'ration is an plete and height MRS. TIFFANY. could see the view, and the points pecked undertaking from which even a brave en which sh«‘ like birds of prey at all the eyes in the man may shrink and a woman quail. wears her light hair waved on the sides You sketchily narrate some little ex and fastened on top in two coils, giving neighborhood if a celebrity were of the party she boldly took possession of perience of your own or some adventure tho coif expression. him anil "gobbled" him as if he were a of a friend, and are passing on to an Mrs. Tiffany, in the quaint lionso ripe fruit, or sho herself posed as the other topic when tho Dense Person ar gowns which she affects and her slightly center of attraction and edified the cont- rests yon. I grayish hair puffed over the ears, plaited "Excuse me, but did 1 understand I behind and tied with a black ribbon, pauy with accounts of her tastes, travels, acquaintance with great people and de yon to say so and so?" peruke fashion, looks like one of Sir Yon hastily explain, while the rest of Joshua Reynolds’ piotures stepped from tails of her private life. I met several of this kind of disagree the party wish to g«> on with tbe new its frame. She might be one of the able, both male and female, last sum topic, bnt the Den’«- one is al way« per witty beauties of the Georges' courts, an mer, but in especial one who. having all sistent. impression which is accentuated by her "If you saw the carriage coming, why brilliant an«l fascinating conversational sorts of worldly advantages and good didn't you got out of the way?" looks into the bargain, might have been Dowers. "Why. my f«xn slipped in the mud." a most delightful person had not she Miss Willing, her successful rival in "Oh, it was muddy? I didn't under Mr. Astor's affections, has hair which been so blimlly selfish us to make herrelf thoroughly disagreeable to every one stand that it was muddy. And your has bren erroneously described os being foot slipped so that you could not run?" blonde, whereas it is in reality «¡ark. she met. “Yes. Well. I was about to 6ay"---- Another very ilisagrceable person is the growing on her low white forehca«! in “One moment if you please! Why little love points an«l massed at the back (Mtrnpous man—ho who takes position did the coachman say that it was all th« upoa his own, or yours, or a public I in a lustrous coil. At the Charity ball hearth rug. with his feet apart, his other man's fault? ' she ilazzlol her many admirers by ap An«l so on until yon « ould tear your thumbs in his buttonholes, an insuffer pearing with a wreath of shining green able air of general toleration upon his hair, and everybody is laughing at and ivy leaves on her hair, matching tho ivy face, and tells you that tho country is with yon. If it is a joke or an alluaion festoons in her pink gown, giving the going to the dogs because the president to some well kn,jwn incident, or a tiny appearance <>f some bine eyed, dark aud cabinet are blind to the ¿tuntion, bit of slaug, or a qu«>tation. the Dense haired nymph or dryad. Equally classi which he proceeds to expound, with its one can never let it pats without a full cal, but entirely different in effect, is the remedy. It is no matter how deftly you and precise explanation, until the fun of manner in which Spanish looking Mi.«' turn the conversation or what topics the joke, the sprigbtliness of the anec Sallie Hargous, safely intrench««] iu her yon introduce: if you speak of pictures dote. the humor of the allusion Is dead indubitable belleship. daringly arranges he tells you how many he has bought and buried and a monument set over its her long black hair, which a casual ob and what long prices lie has paid for head, and you feel like a first class server would unhesitatingly affirm to lw> them; he speaks of the old master, with "k«-ener," ready to nplift your voice and short. toleration and indulgence, and tells what howl with rage. This is tightly curie«!—we cannot help Thee« are a few. but there are plenty wondering how many hours this curling good advice he has giveu to most of the present school, an<l how largely they have more. There are the people with dis operation mnst consume—all over her profited by it. You frantically turn to the agreeable personal habits, such as usiug hea«l. th" en«ls ingeniously hidden and weather, and lie tells you that he proph their toothpicks in public and after they fastened close esied yesterday exactly how it would bo loa vc tbe table: such as going about smell with invisible today, bnt really tho weather makes ing of stale tobacco awl stale whisky: «f hairpins. With no difference to him. as he never goes not attending to the niceties of the toilet her qni< k. viva aud frequent changes of linen. out without his carriage, aud lii3 horees cions manner, the In fact we all can tell with a motntmi s have waterproof bmnets anil shoes and chic resulting stockings a.Ww«fll as the ordinary clothes. thought what in the habits and manner- from a m i x e <1 You ask for his family, and he swells of our traveling companions during Hu- Irish and French visibly while he explains liow superior last summer has seemed mast disagree ancestry, and her they are in health to any other man's able to us. and we may then begin to rich dark color family, and what a wise and beneficent consider what atout ourselves has ing. this style autocrat lie is in all dom -stic «xmcerns! proved most disagreeable to others. is particularly Perhaps he is, aud per naps all that he suitable, givitm lias said is true, bnt how disagreeable he her the boyish aprw.'arance of some hand makes himself with hi? big I and little some youth of southern Europe. The U, ami how glad you are when he goes advantages of the "long and short of it" away or allows you to do so! will lx* appreciated by every woman. Akin to the Pompous Mau ami the Sailors are. for tbe most parr, careful to The possibilities of chango of which this Selfish Woman is the Human Squid, tbe have a horseshoe nailed to the mizzenmast, coiffure admits are almost as many a« person of either sex whose tentacles are or somewhere on the deck near ‘midships, those adopted by that much-to-be-envied always waving about to catch whatever for the protection of the vessel. Chicago society w.vman who ajqiear« Nowhere in this country or in Kuropo each day with a different colored wig to is going and draw it selfward. Talk to one of these egotists nr «on. whatever sub can be found so large a hall as is the am match her gown—.a stat«? of tonsorial of the now Madison Square gar ject you like, and you will presently find phitheatre den of this city. Its seating capacity is eiu.inci[>ation to which we all will with tbat tbe conversation lias come round to 10,«tn. out doubt some day attain—if we can hteor her own personality. You remark: the wigs. Reach a hand downward to tbe brother aflfenl Mrs. Yznaga, nee Wright, who has “It is very warm today,” and the re below and you will find a baud reaching ply is: "Yes, aud I feel the beat very downward to you from the brother above, married the divorced husband of Mrs. uruch. Last week I was out in the sun. for so long as there is the one there is al Tiffany, is a noted blonde beauty of ways the other. the Diana type, with a wealth of light and really was afraid of a sunstroke." Or you say, "The emperor of China is Dr. McIntosh, of Harrisburg, says he re hair, which she braids tightly and coils very ill," and your Squid answers: cently visited a Pennsylvania town where compactly at the back of her head. Perhaps the most beautiful golden “Is he? Well, I never cared much no one could understand his English. He about China: when 1 was at school I saw also workingmens rot ices posted in lock* iu New York are those which ; crown like an aureole tiny Miss Flora never could find the Chinese cities, «1- 1 four different languages Davis' fairy form. She is like a Dresden china doll, and her hair is of that rare color which poets of all times have loved to praise as burning gold, as the ripples of a river at sunset. Differ ent in shade are the golden tresses of the tall and stately Miss Amy Bend, on whom young Mr. Astor's approval was cast before he transferred his allegiance to Miss Willing. Her hair, of the light est gold, as pale as wheat ears in moon light and as fluffy as spun silk, is ar ranged at the neck in a soft knot of loose coils. With good taste she gen erally wears flowers instead of jewels. Little Mrs. Adolph Ladenbnrg’s brown hair has the same boyish expression, though in this case it is really cut short, waving in it mass of tendril-like curls. This tiny, dainty, graceful little figure with its childlike head looks more like a mischievous schoolgirl than a married woman, though the former impression is piquantly contradicted by the im mensely long trains which she loves to wear. Miss Marie Lusk, the pretty daughter of the eminent surgeon Dr. William T. Lusk, arranges her light brown hair much in the same peruke fashion as Mrs. Tiffany does, It is waved at the sides, plaited and tied behind, with a long and wavy bang over the forehead. Mrs. J r. m e s Waterbury, who has the reputa tion of being, by her ready tact and sympathy, the most popular married woman in New York so MISS BEND. ciety, wears her abundant brown hair, streaked with gold, brushed back from her forehead, and the same fashion is followed by Miss Shepard the charmingly natural and intelligent daughter of the million aire editor of The Mail and Express. Mrs. Cleveland’s lovely face and sim ple low knot of light brown hair is un changed, except in added charm, from the time when her photograph as "first lady of the land'' was a household orna ment in almost every parlor in the coun try. Quite as unstudied is Mrs. George Gould's arrangement of her wavy re«l brown hair. Mrs. Burke-Roche, whose Junolike beauty, combined with her sad story and exalted char acter, has cast around her the atmosphere o f romantic inter est, masses her rippling brown hair on top of her head, the curls on her forehead drawn up at the temples a la Russo from off the marblelike skin. MISS WILLING. The Maiquise Clara Lanza, daughter of the dis tinguished physician ami novelist, Dr. William Hammond, of Washington, and herself a well known novelist and society woman, has, like Mrs. La- denburg, short, curly hair, making a bright golden crown above her brilliant and expressive face. In these carefully negligent coiffures, glossy or curled, crowning alabaster shoulders, we 1060 sight, as in the per fection of all art, of the labor involved. But there is labor involved—all the channing anil dainty accessories of a beautiful woman's toilet, the perfumed hair washes, the careful brushing with silver backed brushes by the attentive maid, the heated irons—sometimes, alas! overheated, with disastrous results. One lovely girl, whose disappearance from several affairs lately had been much re gretted, when she made her reappear ance confessed to a friend. "My deark it was horrible, I have missed everything for two weeks and been perfectly well all the time. You see, Marie overheated tho curling irons. I felt my hair siz zling close to my head, and there 1 was with one side 'of my bangs as bald as an egg. That was the side that my hats all M£s. ladenburq . turned up on. Mamma said that as it was my first sea son. and so much depended upon my looks, I had better go to our country place and wait till my hair grew out, and there I havo been ever since. Does it look all right now?’ A nna V ernon D orsey . WOMAN'S WORLD IN PARAGRAPHS. HOMEOPATHY VS. ALLOPATHY. The Woman’s National Council at Wash 1 The Surprise of» Physician (’pon It«-?urn- ington in February. ing Home. Tuenuost significant sign of tbe times Lots io the Oak Park in the interest of women, and to me the most hopeful sign, is the constantly in The now pending medical coniini»-' creasing spirit of unity and harmony «ion cinch bill, by which the fellows on among our sax. The most striking evi-1 dance of this is the women's clubs that the inside expect to make it warm for are springing up everywhere. Scarcely fellows on the outside, recalls facts con a village in the Union but now has its cerning a little difficulty In the family j club of women, and the best of all is of an esteemed naval surgeon which is that the < tubs are devoted to intellectual about as follows: improvement and development along It seems that Dr. Pillsbury of tin Soon Lots will be scarce and Command a Higher Price. various lines. At Washington, in Al United Service was manie«! about thre? baugh's Opera house, from Feb. 32 to 25, years ago to a lovely Los Angell's lady, will be witnessed one agreeable anti use ful outcome of this extraordinary club but was almost immediately ordered to Price Range, $50 up. For full particular? apply to activity among women. On that date join the Asiatic squadron, his bride re tho Woman's National Council of the maining here. Krom one emergency J. I. KNIGHT A CO., THE INVESTMENT CO.. United States will hold its first general to another lie was kept abroad until a 49 Stark 8t., Portland, Or. Real Estate Agent«, McMinnville. F. BARNEKOFF & CO.. convention. Women are making for few weeks ago. During ills absenc« McMinnrillt Flouring Milla themselves a world within a world in his wife prepared a surprise for her hut onr time, and it is a world full of intel band by studying medicine. Unfortu lectual, philanthropic and educational nately, however, she cntere«l a homeo activity. The National Council of Wo L men is to consist of delegates from pathic college, her husband being ol CURES all the national societies of women the allopathic persuasion. She had ANY in tho United States. Whether it just received a diploma when her hus is a temperance, woman suffrage, be band returned, but they had hardly ex nevolent, industrial, educational, phi changed affectionate greetings when s lanthropic, artistic or other society, just messenger came rushing in to say that X' so it is national in its scope, it is warmly a man had fallen out of a third story invited to send delegates. One delegate BUT CURES from each society will be represented on window around the block, and foi NOTHING ELSE. the executive committee of the counci], whom a physician was required at the other delegates will be fraternal, and once. The husband made haste to ob will be welcomed as helping to swell the tain his instruments, but when he representation. Tho delegate on the ex reached the scene of the accident he THE YAQUINA ROUTE. ecutive committee will give report to the was astonished at beholding his wife council about what her own particular engaged iu feeling the patient's pulse. —VIA — society is doing. Hero it is hoped will “ What does this mean? ” said the meet and grasp one another's hands in sisterly good will delegates from the surprised practitioner. “I forgot to tell you, darling,” ex King’s Daughters and from the Wom an’s National Liberal union, formed to plained his wife. “You see, I am a Express Tvains Leave Portland J>aily break up the lines of sectarian separa regularly qualified homeopathic physi —AND— LEAVE AllRlVr.. tion among women. Here we may ex cian.” Portland.. 7.0) p m 8anFraneiscol0.13am pect to greet ladies from the W. C. T. 0.35 am “Homeopathic?” sneered the hut San Fran. 9:00 p tn'Portland U., from tho Women’s Press clubs and band, getting very red in the face. Above trains stop only at following sta from the working girls’ unions. Go, by tions north of Roseburg: East Portland, "Yes. pet,” said the doctress sweetly, Oregon Citv, Woodburm, Sakin. Albany, all means, you who can. Help to rangent, bhedds, Halsey, Harrisburg. Jun 2 2 <5 Miles Shorter— 20 hour« lew “ This dosing people with bucketfuls strengthen the spirit of union among ction city, Irving, Eugene women, and enlarge it till it shall of slops is getting all out of date, prec time thnn by any other route. llosebuig 51nil Daily. take in all womankind. Weave the ious.” LEAVE. AKRIVF. MT First da«* through passenger and freight strands together till there shall be a net “And so you have actually been roped Portland. 8:00 a nr Roseburg. 5:4«) pm from Portland and nil point» in the Wil work of lovo and good will binding to in by that gang of pilule-peddling pi Roseburg. (1:20 am Portlaml. 4 '0 j»m line lamette valley to and from San Finncwco. gether all tho women in the universe. rates?” Albany Local, Daily. Except Sunday. Then shall tho woman’s hour indeed be I LEAVE ARRIVE, Time Schedule (except Sunday«). “Don’t be rude my dear,” replied the Portland . 5: p n> Albany.. . 9: p m h‘avcAlbanvl2:20 pml Leave Ynquini 7 aiu at hand. n. a m a m Portland female specialist. “Y'ou can’t expect t« llbany........5 “ Jorvalls 1:03 pm “ CorvaHRlO-35 ain The Woman's National Council of the Ai r'vYaquinat :X» pn>I ArrivAlbany¡1:13am United States meets triennially. It is keep up with the inarch of science in O. & C trains connect at Albany and Cor- the sequence of the International Coun China. Stand back and let me s..ve Tourist Sleeping Cars, vallia. the patient ” The above trains connect at Y aqvina with cil of Women held three years ago at For accommodation <»f second class passen the Oregon Developement I’o’a. Lina of Hteiun- “Save fiddlesticks!” snapped the al Washington, which made snch an im gers attached to express train* Rhina between Yaqnina and San Franchco. pression through the land. American lopath. “Go home, woman, and cease WEST SIDE DIVISION N. B.—PRRRengerR from Portland and all Wfl- amette Valley Points can make close connec women found out at the international trifling with human life,or perhaps you Between Portland and Corvallis. I tion with die’ train* of the Y aqvina B ovti ri council how mnch sweeter the voice of liad better scrape lint while 1 resucitate Mail Train Daily, except Sunday. Albany or Corvallis, and if destined to San the English woman, Mrs. Ashton Dilke, the subject." LEAVE I AKRIVE Francisco. ahonW arrange <o arrive at Yaqnina Portland . 7:3o a nilMrMinii’ 10:10 a in I the evening before date of sailing. was than tbe voice of tho average Am "Why don't you two quit fighting McMinn' 10:10 a ni|c<»rvallis. 12:10 p m erican lady. That is because the En ’orvallis. 12:55 p nil McMinn’ 2 :.rj6 p m Sailing Dates. glish strive for a musical speaking voice, and go to work?” said the victim’s wifi McMinn' 2:56 p m|Portland . 5 *30 p m while American ladies care Tittle about who had just concluded she wouldn’t At Albany and Corvallis connect with The Hteamer Willamette Valley will sail look well in black. it apparently. rains of Oregon Pacific. FROM TARTINA. from sas nuxcist« "When this female person withdraws Express Train Daily, except Sunday It is not years that make women old. Jannsrv 23d, January 19th, ‘ 31st. - 37th, LKAVIt. ___ ARRIVE. We hear no end of preaching about I shall proceed in the regular way,” eo’Uland . 4:40 p iniMcMnn . 7.25 p ui said Dr. P. what a woman must be to be a good VfcMinn’. . ft :43 a ml Portland 8:20 a in I’aRRonger and freight rate» always the low “I will not be answerable for the con mother, but it s«‘ems as if any sort of e»t. For infoi mation, apply tn fellow will do to be a father. sequences until this old fogy is remov C. C. HOGUE. Gen’l. Fri. A Paa«, ^gt., Oregon Pacific It. * Why is a follower of the Dclsarte fad ed,” snapped his wife. Co., Corvel’I», Oreimn. “You’re a quack!” roared the mal< like a conundrum? Because she is a W B WEBSTER For tickets an«l full information regard poser, of course. M. D. tig rates, map?, etc., call on the Company's Gen’I. Frt. A- P.uw, Agt., Oregon hevelopment O Montgomery street, Kan Francisco, Cal* igent nt McMinnville “You’re a butcher!" screamed the fe In four \veks of examination of the it KOEIIT.ER, 1!. I’ ROGERS. returns of the «xmsus takers, at one o?n- male one. Manager. As»t. G F. ,t I’ Agt tral oflice the only perfect report found from Terminai nr Inteiiwr Points flu And in this way they went on until was that of a woman enumerator. someone announced that the man was One good point about farmers’ socie dead. ties everywhere is that they are liberal And now the judge says that if h« B!C*U6C THFV on the woman question. That, too, al refuses their divorce petition he’s afraid though farmers as a rule are the most they’ll begin practicing on each other, ' < conservative citizens of a community. and lie thinks there have been enough D. M. I' brky & Co*» « Illustrated, Descriptive and Priced Already the Farmers’ Alliance members .1 Is the Line ts Take of the Kansas legislature have intro- murders committed recently as it is.— nnual duce<l into that body a bill granting full Reamincr. a f«.r 1891 will be mailed FREE ’tu all applicants, and to last season's suffrage to women 21 years of age and "All the world loves a lover”is a say a customers. It is better than ever. over. » Every person using Garden, It Is the DINING CAR ROUTE. It runs ing the truth of wliich is demonstrated X /'¿•Terr nr Field Seeds, Through VESTIBULED TRAINS 'A ¿hoitld end for it. Address by such item as this from the TVznrs ol Every Day In (he Year to f?. M. FERRY A CO. Philadelphia of yesterday’s date: “A OFTHGlT, MICH. • La-r.c .i Seedscicii it . the wot tall, slender young man with a rathei -»k: A Handsome Thotograph Case. long face and striking featuresand eye (No Change of Cars; The cut given portrays a very simple glasses, wearing a dark, loose overcoat roinjwsed of IHMVIJ CAHX but a wonderfully satisfactory photo and a high hat was walking up Chest • (unsurpuRMC’l) graph holder. Two pieces of stout card nut street last night about 10 o’clock a board are to be cut ten inches long by 13 NOW AT PORTLAND. C5.Ì. HLLMAMIIRIWIWROOMXLEEIW eight wide. Those are nicely padded and and turned down Broadway. With (Of Latent Equipment.! sacked, and covered on one side with him was a young lady, a brunette, TOI KIST SLEEI’IW ( AIR bright satin and on the other with rich somewhat foreign looking, in a brown IieM (bat can be constructed and in plush. Two straps of satin are then nlster an«l cape. The young man w.u- which accomniofiationR art- for hol fashioned with gilt lettering on one John Jacob Astor, the heir to tbe great der« of First or Serond-rptRs Tick piece, and a monogram on the other. est fortune in America, and the lady ets. and These are lined with plush, which makes was Miss Ava Willing, his choice ELERAAT DAV (OAI HES. a soft casement for the photographs. Continuous Line connecting with all They shonld be five inches deep, more or among the many beauties here and lines. sffnrdii;(] direct ana unin less, as yon desire to expose the onter abroad, including those of New York, terrupted service. they are to lie married on Tuesday and photograph, and bound about tbe edge I’nllnwn Sleeper rerervutions nail l«v with gilt cord. the wedding will be one of the most I >1 in S'lvuncctliruugli any spent ««f th.- road brilliant ever held in this country.” TLlOlltfll r" *l:,i Tron. all Point.« Iliinii^ll TirleN IITMIN),, inglsi.! itn.I Europe can I»- pur< liu«eil at any ticket The Pilot, of Boston, remarks that ofilce of tuir conmuny. very few know anything about Suppe, ITill infontiallon cotweniing rutee. thu. ■ f train«, route? end other detail? f>iriil,l«ed the composer of “Fatinitza” and several on application to any agent. <» Paris Styliw. other popular operas, and the father of Kill THOSE WHO CAN NOT POKSIKI.T fill- !'• A 1» CHAKI.TOK. The dinner gown here pictured was AeM General Passenger Apenr the “Poet and Pleasant” overture. The koMI.br, ttlt'IE TBMTMEM t'L M I ;> ■■ Oenernl ««tlp-e or the Compau,, ,«f„, |,1 IS THE REACH OF ALL THAT WILL <HVk recently completed for a countess who First at.. Cor. Wallington, Portand. «»• j latter was compose«! to an entirely dif lVSr.l.VTANEOl'8 BELltT A !» A is a leader in fashion. This lady is a ferent piece and fell flat; the author PERMANENT CLUE. demi-blonde, and the toilet was made then tried it at Intervals of six months Ute most speedy, positive ami ¡x; with a special reference to her undecided and a year with two other plays, and lent cure for Catarrh of the Head, Asthr. complexion. The underskirt was made no one found it pretty. Lastly, because ami all Throat, Bronchial, Lung. Ilu r* of pink taffetas, over which is a flounce, Stomach, Liver and Kidney Affections waist deep, of black Spanish lace. The I j there was not time to write a new over- A-. If «o I««. M.re h rid « all for your tiekata rvous Debility, etc. Consumption. tt derai-train over this is lined with pink ria the , tore, if was used with a long forgotten its various stages, permanently • u« •■! taffetas and is of corn «»lored satin. The farce called “Poet and Peasant.” The Ds. A born ’ s O riginal M ode of Tttu A SIMTLB HOLDER. corsage is of the satin, with drapery and m :: nt cud his M edicated I nhalation ? ’N i If left a little loose these pockets may j farce was successful and people endured give . instantaneous relief, builds up am sleeves of black lace over pink, and a i the overture. Then some asked pcr- scalloped pink standing collar of no par bold a half «lozen photos each, and tho revitalizes the whole constitution end ticular epqch, tho whole trimmed with case is so simple in construction tbat it mission to publish it in a journal, ar- system, thereby prolonging life. Weak flots of pink satin ribbon. At the neck recommends itself at one«?. Well made. ' ranged for the piano. Soon everybody nervous, debilitated and broken-do a :i THE- is a small tucker of white crepe lisse. lu.-:O 1 ’flers will serve their end and was playing it. Then a music firm constitutions, old and young, inv.irialdy This toilet is quite suitable for dinner, lend ornament to a room. However, wire bought it of Sqppe for $25 the right to ga n from ten to thirty pounds in Iron, reception or ball, and is very handsome holders may be bought at little cost and publish the score. They made n clear thirty to ninety days. I) r . A born 'S phenomenal skill an«! mar- every way. decorated with ribbons which are very with it. •clous cures have create«! the greatest bright and pretty. The«' collections of •„•coni h meat on the Pacific Coast and pictures should always be retired to one’s It ÌA positively the shortest and flnrtl Takes 1000 people' to buy Dr. «Sage's ihroughotit the American continent, dur- private room, since there must seem a og tbe past twenty-five years. Asthma, inc to Chicago and tbe eart and south ano Catarrh remedy at 50 cents a bottle to touch of vulgarity iu ex|x>*ing all one's Catarrh of the Head, and all Throat, Bron- lie onlv al.-eping and dining « ar through friends broadcast to a casnal acquaint make up $500. One failure to cure 1’tal amt Lung trouble instantly relieved, Ine to ance who may chance in drawing room would take the profit on 4,000 sales. Its d-o Ear DiseasesandDcafnessofleucured i or parlor. The faces of those wo know makers profess to cure cold in the head, ts-nusneutly at first consultation. D r . shoul«! be reserved for one’s owu use, as and even chronic catarrh, and if they •«soas’sessay on the “Curability of Con- Iu* iiingnillceut »teel track, unsurpusst l well as their characters, and bo brought pay $500 for their over-confidence—Not •„ati tioii.” ami a treatise on "Catarih oi he Head," with evidences of some ex- r«in service and elegant dining and in contact with others at discretion: yet in newspaper words but in hard cash! traord'nary cures, mailed free. Call er ■leaping rnrs iiss honctly earned for if th? to have thos-.< we love where every day Think of what «?onfldence it takes to iddress 0R ABORN< we may look iq«on then« draws hearts put It in tire papers — and mean it. Its Fourth end jlorriiion Sis.» Forttnad» Or*£0B> Uearer ami m«akes «-loser jicxin-’intauce makers believe in the remedy. Isn't it K ot «. -Home treats «nt. secure!; pact erf,«—it by withent a doubt. to all parts of tbe Pacific Goa if(urtno wh# worth a trial? Isn't any trial prefera »press E mma MomrsT Tr:-<». Afliot possibiy c. il in ¡•er.un. : •••> may iiuitnte.butiioiiecai'.u'pavv ble to catarrh? 1.0?« sickness. Ill INVITED TO CALL Fill FREE KirSf'TATK# •1 .r mollo Is "alwav* on time." Among the notes u inch the Listener Las i>« .uro an«l aek ticket agents fur tickets The Czar of Russia is a perfect speci- * this celebrated rout«« ami take non« received relative to the discovery of the of physical manhood. He is more than -•bers. W H MEAD, O A love microbe in Eerlin is one from a lady, who describes an actual case of lovesick six feet tall, and has the shoulders, No. 4 Washington street, Portland, Or ness k * treated by n regular physician. arms and thighs of an athlete, 8o great Tbe patient, a lady, Er.-t went about look is the strength of his hands that he can ing dull us a hoc, which was putting it quite mildly. It was n~t more than half twist a horseshoe with ease. He is a as dull na she felt. Then she was bereft of magnificent horseman, a thoroughly sleep, and saw tbe sun rise on her misery , trained soldier and an accomplish«sd every morning. Th? illness went on, with linguist, speaking seven modern lan I - one symptom and another, for a year, and Sl’RLVl TELlSsE—DINNER TOILET. during all this time a physician of tbe reg guages besides Russian. He works ■ ' 7 zse ON SALE A long wrap is made of black velvet, ular school was prescribing for her. First ! hard and Is out of bed from six in the OR sig 7v- lie gave her claret for her digestion. It did TO with hanging sleeves, which are cut to a morning till ten nt night. ■ -7 point and lined with black satin, and no good, and then he gave her morphine, DENVER, chloral, bromide, medicine to act on the Timothy M. Healy, the leader of the finished with a rich passementerie orna heart (!). medicine to act on the nerves, A ment. The deep rnfllc over the shoul and anti-Parnelllte faction of the Irish medicine to act on tbe liver. l . ders and down to the waist in front is Meanwhile be began an «accessory treat Home Rulers, is still a young man, be of the velvet embroidered in black silk, ment c-f wines of varicus kinds; hops in ing only in his thirty-sixth year. He PRICE 77-7— 5OCTS in raised pattern, anil the same embroid pillow form; brandy, hot and cold; stout, ---------- IT IS THE BEST. ¿it E ST PAUL. ST. LOUIS. ery borders the sleeves and is laid flat with meals, pale ale and beer, and finally was a clerk in a country store at thir EASIEST TO USE. * E down the front. The whole garment codliver oil aud whisky. The patient had teen and later a stenographer for an & THE CHEAPEST. E ALL ^OINTB reaches to the feet and is moat elegant. taken «all the other things with admirable English railway. patience; when it came to the codliver oil The pretty little capote bonnet is of whisky she rebelled—not at the cod Gen. Horatio C. King, In mldition to black velvet, with two rows of wax and liver oil, but at the whisky. It was all pearl bead« around it and two maize col use leas; and tbo climax bad to come. It being a fine soliiier, is a clever amateur AT--- ored plumes, on" in front and one in tho did come, the patient still lives, and she at musician. When the organist of Trin back. tributes her survival to country air —Bos ity church was taken ill oue Sunday OR. New black grenadines have narrow ton Transcript._____________ Gen. King filled bis place to the com folds of maize or mandarin velvet, with plete satisfaction of the choir. There will be but the usual special de narrow velvet ribbon flots wherever pos mand for fancy waistcoatings this spring, GEO. S. TAYLOR’ Ticket Agt sible, on dresses for home, and these will which will be visibly increased, no doubt, : Croup. Whooping Cough and B-oncbitis , immediately relieved by Shiloh ’ » Cure also be worn in the street as soon as for the light colored washable materials Sold hy Howarth an«! Co Corner Fl ret and Oik Sts wanner weather comes. DllQllettXiCò. for su.mmer wear. ADDITION ARE SELLING FAST! ufLiid. It Is EtxildJja-g- TTp HEADACHE While Ycu Wait," East and South Southern Pacific Route SHASTA LINE. OREGON DEVELOPMEN COM PANTS STEAMSHIP LINE. i'ulhniiii Biiffct Slerptrx, Through Tickets to ail Points EAST AND SOUTH. Kailroiul THE BEST. A To all Points East & South ST. PAUL AND CHICAGO ARE YOU GOING EAST? rii<‘ Royal Route 9- East, North r South