T n E T EL E PHON ERI J i i ST E11 though I was a pretty good scholar,"etc. '
CONCERNING BACK HAIR
The Squid comes in some day and
McMrsxvn i >:.
finds yon suffering from the neuralgia,
or from la (frippe, or 6ome other com ANNA VERNON DORSEY MAKES IT A
February
plaint demanding sympathy, but it has
SERIOUS STUDY.
none to give.
"Neuralgia: Ob, 1 used to have it i
dreadfully some years ago; the doctor Sketches by Our Own trUet of Ike Coif-I
said he never saw any one have it so ’ fare? of Mr». A»tor. Mr?. Vanderbilt, I
Mr». Sherwood, Mrs. Tiffany. Mrs.
THE INFINITE VARIETY INTO WHICH badly; I was a perfect martyr, and noth
ing ever relieved it;but then my nervous
Tznaga, Mis» lten«l and Other».
THIS CLASS IS DIVIDED.
system is very aensitive, yon probably
[Copyright by American Pre?« Association.)
couldn’t begin to suffer as I did."
Every woman at some time wearies of
The Selllsli Woman- The I*oui}Hru« Jinn.
Or still more aggravating is, "Neu the monotony of arranging her hair in
The Haman xjaid—The Fidgety Per ralgia? Oh, that's nothing!
Nobody the same way, and, if she wears plaits,
son—The Causae! for the Opposition. ever dies of that, you know. Now, if
aspires to curls
you had had bronchitis as I had three-
The De; .* Perron.
or, if she wears
no, let me see—three, four, why yes, five l
curls, burns to
[CopyrigbL by Americas I’ruda Association.]
summers ago, when we were at the '
essay plaits until
The fact that no two people are alike White mountains, I should know howto
she tries the
us one we are all familiar with, but in pity you. I suffered everything, I can
change once and
some niixxis and under some circum assure you, especially one night when
bears the dispar
stances we axe temple«! to won«1er that my husband had to wring out hot
aging and candid
in this infinite variety there is so little i cloths to put to my chest eight hour«
testimony of in-
without
once
sitting
down.''
that is perfectly satisfactory. Outside
timate friends
"Rather
hard
on
him,
”
you
spitefully
|
your own family, an austere truth may i
R^when she returns
induce yon to add, or imri'U, bow many suggest, but the Squid only stare:’.
' to curls or plaits,
"Oh, well—of course wbea I was so
mbs . astor .
M
case may
persons do yon know with whom you
•frould like to be boxed up in one room sick he couldn't think about that. Well, be, with a resigned impression that nat
I won't stay aud bother you since you ure, which has made her nose straight
for the rest of your life?
Yon prol>ably shmMcr at the thought: don't feel well. Goodby; I hope your or pug, has also doomed her head t o Im
cold will soon be better.’’
but why?
mutable lines of becomingness. There
Then there is the Fidgety Person, who never was a time, however, when fash
Because nearly everylsjdy has s«>me
never
can
sit
still
aud
be
quiet
a
minnte.
disagreeable trait of character, habits. I
ions were more eclectic, and that must
manners, conversation, looks or health i Perhaps it is a woman, and she can't bear indeed be a difficult countenance to
the
draft
from
that
window
or
door
or
which does not especially annoy us in
which the two styles of hair dressing now
the otx'asional intercourse of social life, if yon will excuse her, may sho lower ' in vogue cannot be adapted.
but woul«l lie intolerable if forced upon the window a little so as to have the air
There are few noted beauties among
onr constant attention. Of course we ' from the top; or she can't sit in a low New York society women whose coiffures,
chair,
or
may
she
have
a
hassock;
aud
know that we ourselves are no exception
no matter how seemingly natural, have
to the general rule, and that other peo where is her fan and her vinaigrette. not been the subject of careful study to
Oh,
yoe,
she
has
dropped
them;
and
she
ple find us just as disagreeable in some
themselves, their maids and the clientele
ways and at some times as we do them, must throw off her wrap in the house of admiring hangers on who hover
and
keep
on
her
scarf;
and
don't
you
bnt I never saw the sense of that theory
around the shrines of wealthy belles.
that we must never perceive the defects I think the perfume of so many flowers is
Tho high, coronet effect is mnch adopt
of anything or anybody, unless wo conl«l unwholesome; and she does want you ed by young married women, giving a
to try taking hot water before vour stamp of dignity which is often belied
do it better or were ourselves perfect.
You, for instance, have not the slight meals, and you uiust t«?st it with a ther by their youthful freshness, borides lend
est idea of how Julienne soup is made, mometer: if not too mnch trouble she ing itself more readily to the use of
bnt are you not to know if it is ill mad."? will hare some now instea«l of a glas» jeweled ornaments, which good taste
You could, not cut your own gown, to of wine or tea. and so on.
should deny to tho simplicity of girl
Or it is a man. and he roams around hood.
save your life, but must yon not fin«!
your
rooms
like
a
wild
creature
in
a
fault if it does not suit you? And in the I
Mrs. Astor, now the Mrs. Astor, has
same line of argument you may have, ‘ cage, taking up every book and even hair of dark brown, arranK*‘d in
for instance, a very bad temper, but ornament, turning it o'-er and asking manner with all
does that prevent you from perceiving | questions about it and laying it down in the elaboration
that your neighbor i? roar«» nr ignorant another place; pushing the chairs, the of the hairdress
easels, the little tables, the footstools out er's skill in a com
or dishonest?
On the contrary, I think that one s I of his way, tipping them over and pick plicated and be
own faults sharpen one's appreciation of ing them up again, toying with the tas wildering struct
the faults of others and make it harder sels of the curtains and cushions until he ure. Mrs. Astor
twists them off or unravels them, and if is tho happy and
to endure them.
But apart from faults, how «mil any-1 he does at last subside into a chair, enviod owner of
body with eyes and ears and trained I twisting it and himself about until the the most magnifi
perceptions avoi'l seeing how many per legs creak and th" castors rebel; if the | cent diamond
sons fail of making things pleasant for chair lias lace and ribbons upon its back, i tiara in America,
others, in fact fail of being agreeable, it it is needless to say that the fidgety man I wliich on gala
they do not become absolutely disagree never rests until ho has destroyed their nights flashes like
symmetry if not themselves; then his a constellation at
able?
Society does not go on barmouiousiy Angers stray to the table, pick up a pearl midnight. On the Ml!S- F w. vanderbii . t .
without constant effort upon the part of paper cutter, and in the earnestness of occasion of the Charity ball Mrs. Astor
the persons making up society, and > conversation bend it an«i liend it until ' wore hardly less wonderful pearls.
when through sclfisimess or laziness or when the snap comes it is almost a re- ! Mrs. Frederick W. Vanderbilt's tall
from any other cause a person does lief to your expectant nerves; if there is and statuesque figure gains ailditionel
not try to be agreeable he generally falls a vase of flowers at hand he puDs them stateliness from her crown of golden
to pieces, and you are lucky if he does : brown hair rippling from off her neck
into the other extreme.
We all are selfish. Some philosophers not pull over the whole business and de- ] in those natural waves which can Al
say that selfishness is the salt that pre luge your book of water colored sketches
ways be distin
serves the work! from corruption and de with more water than the color«- "an
guished from the
carry
off.
cay, and these cynics go so far as to aver
crinkle of the
This kiu«l of person may an«l often
that martyrs and saints, and devotees
iron. Her sister-
does
have
almost
all
the
good
qualities
and Damiens, give their lives to toil and
in-law, Mrs. Will
under
t
’
n
e
sun,
but
for
trying
your
tem
suffering anti death in tho hope of earn
iam Vanderbilt,
ing heavenly rewards shove their fel per, straining your good manners, up
has also browu
setting your nervous system, ami mak
lows.
, j. hair, bnt with
If these theories are correct we cannot ing you long to be condemned to solitary | i
that auburn
hope to escape selfishness as the basis of confinement, commend mo to the Fidget.
■ • tinge which has
Then there is the Counsel for the Op
our character, bnt we can and we ought
MRS. SHERWOOD.
a luster as if al
to avoid those outward manifestation? ‘ position. tbe person who al wavs takes ways under tho light from a stained
the
other
side
from
yours
upon
every
i
that annoy other people—in fact, we I
glass window. One would think that
mustn't let onr selfishness make ns disa subject under the sun. who involves I there was little room for individuality in
you,
in
your
own
despite,
in
a
perpetual
greeable.
tho arrangement of back hair, but there
Probably you have been away from «argument and controversy, until in his are three ladies well known in the Four
society
(or
hers)
you
become
cither
quar
homo during the past twelve months,
Hundred whose marked character em
have met a great many strangers, either relsome or tamely acquiescent, feeling phasizes itself in their coiffure—Mrs.
on steamers or trains, or in hotels and afraid to open your inoutli. lest yon Marshall O. Roberts, Mrs. John Sher
boarding houses, and I am sure yon shonld be contradicted. Positively, I wood, tho reader and well known au
will remember the lady who always I have met people with whom ihis habit thority on etiquette, and Mrs. Tiffany,
secureil the mo=t comfortable chair had become so nearly a mania tbat I who is noted for her originality and
in the drawing room, who managed don't think they could control them brilliancy.
to be first served at dinuer, and. if selves. On board ship I once said to a
Mrs. Sherwood’s hair is intensely black,
sho had the chance, appropriated gentleman of this class;
“black as a raven’s wing” and very
"There
is
tho
coast
of
Ireland:
we
shall
the lion's share of the fruit, or the
glossy. It is parted in the old fashioned
sweetmeats, or the cream. If it was soon be at Queenstown.”
way which the daguerreotypes of our
"Oh,
no;
that's
not
.a
coast
line,
but
a
warm she hastened to placo h«?rself at
mothers have made so familiar to us—in
bank
of
fog."
the coolest window; if coolshc shut up
the middle, with two large puffs on each
"The captain just told me it was Ire side over tho ears, giving a very broad
the room us if it were her private lied-
room; ami in the train, if she fancic.1 an land," said I, really curious to see how appearance to the head. Mrs. Marshall
«>pen window, it never occurred to her he would ev.n«1" this authority, bnr he O. Roberts, the
that she was letting a cold blast upon never f»lt«Ted.
richest and hand
"I beg to «liffer with the captain; it is somest widow in
the person behind who might be quit«
not
the
coast,
but
may
perhaps
be
a
unable to bear it. or she may have
America, now
chosen ir. a stifling day to order all the mirage thrown up by the coast, which is that Mrs. Ham-
itself
below
the
horizon."
ventilators closed hoennso th«- dust would
ersly is off the
And then we have that most fatiguing tapis, is noted for
spoil her bonnet.
of
all
people,
the
Dense
Person:
not
ex-
If a drive were in question she stepped
her resemblance ..
out of the door a little in advance of the : actly a stupid person, for after an idea to the portraits
J
party, and. uninvited, climbed to the box has penetrated his mind it is often well of tho ill fated
'
seat or took the coziest corner inside. received and profitably nurtured, but to Mary Queen of
If it was sunny she unfurled a big sun get a new idea into that mind without Scots—to c o in ■
umbrella aud hel«l it so that nobody the traditional surgical op«.'ration is an plete and height
MRS. TIFFANY.
could see the view, and the points pecked undertaking from which even a brave en which sh«‘
like birds of prey at all the eyes in the man may shrink and a woman quail.
wears her light hair waved on the sides
You sketchily narrate some little ex and fastened on top in two coils, giving
neighborhood if a celebrity were of
the party she boldly took possession of perience of your own or some adventure tho coif expression.
him anil "gobbled" him as if he were a of a friend, and are passing on to an
Mrs. Tiffany, in the quaint lionso
ripe fruit, or sho herself posed as the other topic when tho Dense Person ar gowns which she affects and her slightly
center of attraction and edified the cont- rests yon.
I grayish hair puffed over the ears, plaited
"Excuse me, but did 1 understand I behind and tied with a black ribbon,
pauy with accounts of her tastes, travels,
acquaintance with great people and de yon to say so and so?"
peruke fashion, looks like one of Sir
Yon hastily explain, while the rest of Joshua Reynolds’ piotures stepped from
tails of her private life.
I met several of this kind of disagree the party wish to g«> on with tbe new its frame. She might be one of the
able, both male and female, last sum topic, bnt the Den’«- one is al way« per witty beauties of the Georges' courts, an
mer, but in especial one who. having all sistent.
impression which is accentuated by her
"If you saw the carriage coming, why brilliant an«l fascinating conversational
sorts of worldly advantages and good
didn't
you
got
out
of
the
way?"
looks into the bargain, might have been
Dowers.
"Why. my f«xn slipped in the mud."
a most delightful person had not she
Miss Willing, her successful rival in
"Oh, it was muddy? I didn't under Mr. Astor's affections, has hair which
been so blimlly selfish us to make herrelf
thoroughly disagreeable to every one stand that it was muddy. And your has bren erroneously described os being
foot slipped so that you could not run?" blonde, whereas it is in reality «¡ark.
she met.
“Yes. Well. I was about to 6ay"----
Another very ilisagrceable person is the
growing on her low white forehca«! in
“One moment if you please! Why little love points an«l massed at the back
(Mtrnpous man—ho who takes position
did
the
coachman
say
that
it
was
all
th«
upoa his own, or yours, or a public I
in a lustrous coil. At the Charity ball
hearth rug. with his feet apart, his other man's fault? '
she ilazzlol her many admirers by ap
An«l
so
on
until
yon
«
ould
tear
your
thumbs in his buttonholes, an insuffer
pearing with a wreath of shining green
able air of general toleration upon his hair, and everybody is laughing at and ivy leaves on her hair, matching tho ivy
face, and tells you that tho country is with yon. If it is a joke or an alluaion festoons in her pink gown, giving the
going to the dogs because the president to some well kn,jwn incident, or a tiny appearance <>f some bine eyed, dark
aud cabinet are blind to the ¿tuntion, bit of slaug, or a qu«>tation. the Dense haired nymph or dryad. Equally classi
which he proceeds to expound, with its one can never let it pats without a full cal, but entirely different in effect, is the
remedy. It is no matter how deftly you and precise explanation, until the fun of manner in which Spanish looking Mi.«'
turn the conversation or what topics the joke, the sprigbtliness of the anec Sallie Hargous, safely intrench««] iu her
yon introduce: if you speak of pictures dote. the humor of the allusion Is dead indubitable belleship. daringly arranges
he tells you how many he has bought and buried and a monument set over its her long black hair, which a casual ob
and what long prices lie has paid for head, and you feel like a first class server would unhesitatingly affirm to lw>
them; he speaks of the old master, with "k«-ener," ready to nplift your voice and short.
toleration and indulgence, and tells what howl with rage.
This is tightly curie«!—we cannot help
Thee« are a few. but there are plenty wondering how many hours this curling
good advice he has giveu to most of the
present school, an<l how largely they have more. There are the people with dis operation mnst consume—all over her
profited by it. You frantically turn to the agreeable personal habits, such as usiug hea«l. th" en«ls ingeniously hidden and
weather, and lie tells you that he proph their toothpicks in public and after they
fastened close
esied yesterday exactly how it would bo loa vc tbe table: such as going about smell
with invisible
today, bnt really tho weather makes ing of stale tobacco awl stale whisky: «f
hairpins. With
no difference to him. as he never goes not attending to the niceties of the toilet
her qni< k. viva
aud
frequent
changes
of
linen.
out without his carriage, aud lii3 horees
cions manner, the
In fact we all can tell with a motntmi s
have waterproof bmnets anil shoes and
chic resulting
stockings a.Ww«fll as the ordinary clothes. thought what in the habits and manner-
from a m i x e <1
You ask for his family, and he swells of our traveling companions during Hu-
Irish and French
visibly while he explains liow superior last summer has seemed mast disagree
ancestry, and her
they are in health to any other man's able to us. and we may then begin to
rich dark color
family, and what a wise and beneficent consider what atout ourselves has
ing. this style
autocrat lie is in all dom -stic «xmcerns! proved most disagreeable to others.
is particularly
Perhaps he is, aud per naps all that he
suitable, givitm
lias said is true, bnt how disagreeable he
her the boyish aprw.'arance of some hand
makes himself with hi? big I and little
some youth of southern Europe. The
U, ami how glad you are when he goes
advantages of the "long and short of it"
away or allows you to do so!
will lx* appreciated by every woman.
Akin to the Pompous Mau ami the
Sailors are. for tbe most parr, careful to The possibilities of chango of which this
Selfish Woman is the Human Squid, tbe have a horseshoe nailed to the mizzenmast, coiffure admits are almost as many a«
person of either sex whose tentacles are or somewhere on the deck near ‘midships, those adopted by that much-to-be-envied
always waving about to catch whatever for the protection of the vessel.
Chicago society w.vman who ajqiear«
Nowhere in this country or in Kuropo each day with a different colored wig to
is going and draw it selfward. Talk to
one of these egotists nr «on. whatever sub can be found so large a hall as is the am match her gown—.a stat«? of tonsorial
of the now Madison Square gar
ject you like, and you will presently find phitheatre
den of this city. Its seating capacity is eiu.inci[>ation to which we all will with
tbat tbe conversation lias come round to 10,«tn.
out doubt some day attain—if we can
hteor her own personality. You remark:
the wigs.
Reach a hand downward to tbe brother aflfenl
Mrs. Yznaga, nee Wright, who has
“It is very warm today,” and the re below and you will find a baud reaching
ply is: "Yes, aud I feel the beat very downward to you from the brother above, married the divorced husband of Mrs.
uruch. Last week I was out in the sun. for so long as there is the one there is al Tiffany, is a noted blonde beauty of
ways the other.
the Diana type, with a wealth of light
and really was afraid of a sunstroke."
Or you say, "The emperor of China is
Dr. McIntosh, of Harrisburg, says he re hair, which she braids tightly and coils
very ill," and your Squid answers:
cently visited a Pennsylvania town where compactly at the back of her head.
Perhaps the most beautiful golden
“Is he? Well, I never cared much no one could understand his English. He
about China: when 1 was at school I saw also workingmens rot ices posted in lock* iu New York are those which
; crown like an aureole tiny Miss Flora
never could find the Chinese cities, «1- 1 four different languages
Davis' fairy form. She is like a Dresden
china doll, and her hair is of that rare
color which poets of all times have
loved to praise as burning gold, as the
ripples of a river at sunset. Differ
ent in shade are the golden tresses of
the tall and stately Miss Amy Bend, on
whom young Mr. Astor's approval was
cast before he transferred his allegiance
to Miss Willing. Her hair, of the light
est gold, as pale as wheat ears in moon
light and as fluffy as spun silk, is ar
ranged at the neck in a soft knot of
loose coils. With good taste she gen
erally wears flowers instead of jewels.
Little Mrs. Adolph Ladenbnrg’s brown
hair has the same boyish expression,
though in this case it is really cut short,
waving in it mass of tendril-like curls.
This tiny, dainty, graceful little figure
with its childlike head looks more like a
mischievous schoolgirl than a married
woman, though the former impression
is piquantly contradicted by the im
mensely long trains which she loves to
wear.
Miss Marie Lusk, the pretty daughter
of the eminent surgeon Dr. William T.
Lusk, arranges her light brown hair
much in the same peruke fashion as
Mrs. Tiffany does, It is waved at the
sides, plaited and
tied behind, with
a long and wavy
bang over the
forehead.
Mrs. J r. m e s
Waterbury, who
has the reputa
tion of being, by
her ready tact
and sympathy,
the most popular
married woman
in New York so
MISS BEND.
ciety, wears her
abundant brown hair, streaked with
gold, brushed back from her forehead,
and the same fashion is followed by
Miss Shepard the charmingly natural
and intelligent daughter of the million
aire editor of The Mail and Express.
Mrs. Cleveland’s lovely face and sim
ple low knot of light brown hair is un
changed, except in added charm, from
the time when her photograph as "first
lady of the land'' was a household orna
ment in almost every parlor in the coun
try.
Quite as unstudied is Mrs. George
Gould's arrangement of her wavy re«l
brown hair.
Mrs. Burke-Roche, whose Junolike
beauty, combined with her sad story
and exalted char
acter, has cast
around her the
atmosphere o f
romantic inter
est, masses her
rippling brown
hair on top of her
head, the curls on
her forehead
drawn up at the
temples a la Russo
from off the
marblelike skin.
MISS WILLING.
The Maiquise
Clara Lanza, daughter of the dis
tinguished physician ami novelist, Dr.
William Hammond, of Washington,
and herself a well known novelist
and society woman, has, like Mrs. La-
denburg, short, curly hair, making a
bright golden crown above her brilliant
and expressive face.
In these carefully negligent coiffures,
glossy or curled, crowning alabaster
shoulders, we 1060 sight, as in the per
fection of all art, of the labor involved.
But there is labor involved—all the
channing anil dainty accessories of a
beautiful woman's toilet, the perfumed
hair washes, the careful brushing with
silver backed brushes by the attentive
maid, the heated irons—sometimes, alas!
overheated, with disastrous results. One
lovely girl, whose disappearance from
several affairs lately had been much re
gretted, when she made her reappear
ance confessed to a friend.
"My deark it was horrible, I have
missed everything for two weeks and
been perfectly
well all the time.
You see, Marie
overheated tho
curling irons. I
felt my hair siz
zling close to my
head, and there 1
was with one side
'of my bangs as
bald as an egg.
That was the side
that my hats all
M£s. ladenburq . turned up on.
Mamma said that as it was my first sea
son. and so much depended upon my
looks, I had better go to our country
place and wait till my hair grew out,
and there I havo been ever since. Does
it look all right now?’
A nna V ernon D orsey .
WOMAN'S WORLD IN PARAGRAPHS.
HOMEOPATHY
VS.
ALLOPATHY.
The Woman’s National Council at Wash
1 The Surprise of» Physician (’pon It«-?urn-
ington in February.
ing Home.
Tuenuost significant sign of tbe times
Lots io the Oak Park
in the interest of women, and to me the
most hopeful sign, is the constantly in
The now pending medical coniini»-'
creasing spirit of unity and harmony «ion cinch bill, by which the fellows on
among our sax. The most striking evi-1
dance of this is the women's clubs that the inside expect to make it warm for
are springing up everywhere. Scarcely fellows on the outside, recalls facts con
a village in the Union but now has its cerning a little difficulty In the family j
club of women, and the best of all is of an esteemed naval surgeon which is
that the < tubs are devoted to intellectual about as follows:
improvement and development along
It seems that Dr. Pillsbury of tin
Soon Lots will be scarce and Command a Higher Price.
various lines. At Washington, in Al United Service was manie«! about thre?
baugh's Opera house, from Feb. 32 to 25, years ago to a lovely Los Angell's lady,
will be witnessed one agreeable anti use
ful outcome of this extraordinary club but was almost immediately ordered to
Price Range, $50 up. For full particular? apply to
activity among women. On that date join the Asiatic squadron, his bride re
tho Woman's National Council of the maining here. Krom one emergency
J. I. KNIGHT A CO.,
THE INVESTMENT CO..
United States will hold its first general to another lie was kept abroad until a
49 Stark 8t., Portland, Or.
Real Estate Agent«, McMinnville.
F. BARNEKOFF & CO..
convention. Women are making for few weeks ago. During ills absenc«
McMinnrillt Flouring Milla
themselves a world within a world in his wife prepared a surprise for her hut
onr time, and it is a world full of intel band by studying medicine. Unfortu
lectual, philanthropic and educational nately, however, she cntere«l a homeo
activity. The National Council of Wo
L
men is to consist of delegates from pathic college, her husband being ol
CURES
all the national societies of women the allopathic persuasion. She had
ANY
in tho United States. Whether it just received a diploma when her hus
is a temperance, woman suffrage, be band returned, but they had hardly ex
nevolent, industrial, educational, phi changed affectionate greetings when s
lanthropic, artistic or other society, just messenger came rushing in to say that
X'
so it is national in its scope, it is warmly a man had fallen out of a third story
invited to send delegates. One delegate
BUT CURES
from each society will be represented on window around the block, and foi
NOTHING ELSE.
the executive committee of the counci], whom a physician was required at
the other delegates will be fraternal, and once. The husband made haste to ob
will be welcomed as helping to swell the tain his instruments, but when he
representation. Tho delegate on the ex reached the scene of the accident he
THE YAQUINA ROUTE.
ecutive committee will give report to the was astonished at beholding his wife
council about what her own particular engaged iu feeling the patient's pulse.
—VIA —
society is doing. Hero it is hoped will
“
What
does
this
mean?
”
said
the
meet and grasp one another's hands in
sisterly good will delegates from the surprised practitioner.
“I forgot to tell you, darling,” ex
King’s Daughters and from the Wom
an’s National Liberal union, formed to plained his wife. “You see, I am a
Express Tvains Leave Portland J>aily
break up the lines of sectarian separa regularly qualified homeopathic physi
—AND—
LEAVE
AllRlVr..
tion among women. Here we may ex cian.”
Portland.. 7.0) p m 8anFraneiscol0.13am
pect to greet ladies from the W. C. T.
0.35 am
“Homeopathic?” sneered the hut San Fran. 9:00 p tn'Portland
U., from tho Women’s Press clubs and band, getting very red in the face.
Above trains stop only at following sta
from the working girls’ unions. Go, by
tions north of Roseburg: East Portland,
"Yes. pet,” said the doctress sweetly, Oregon Citv, Woodburm, Sakin. Albany,
all means, you who can. Help to
rangent, bhedds, Halsey, Harrisburg. Jun 2 2 <5 Miles Shorter— 20 hour« lew
“
This
dosing
people
with
bucketfuls
strengthen the spirit of union among
ction city, Irving, Eugene
women, and enlarge it till it shall of slops is getting all out of date, prec
time thnn by any other route.
llosebuig 51nil Daily.
take in all womankind. Weave the ious.”
LEAVE.
AKRIVF.
MT First da«* through passenger and freight
strands together till there shall be a net
“And so you have actually been roped Portland. 8:00 a nr Roseburg. 5:4«) pm
from Portland and nil point» in the Wil
work of lovo and good will binding to in by that gang of pilule-peddling pi Roseburg. (1:20 am Portlaml. 4 '0 j»m line
lamette valley to and from San Finncwco.
gether all tho women in the universe. rates?”
Albany Local, Daily. Except Sunday.
Then shall tho woman’s hour indeed be I
LEAVE
ARRIVE,
Time Schedule (except Sunday«).
“Don’t be rude my dear,” replied the Portland . 5: p n> Albany..
. 9: p m h‘avcAlbanvl2:20 pml Leave Ynquini 7 aiu
at hand.
n. a m
a m Portland
female specialist. “Y'ou can’t expect t« llbany........5
“ Jorvalls 1:03 pm “ CorvaHRlO-35 ain
The Woman's National Council of the
Ai r'vYaquinat :X» pn>I ArrivAlbany¡1:13am
United States meets triennially. It is keep up with the inarch of science in
O.
& C trains connect at Albany and Cor-
the sequence of the International Coun China. Stand back and let me s..ve
Tourist Sleeping Cars, vallia.
the
patient
”
The
above trains connect at Y aqvina with
cil of Women held three years ago at
For accommodation <»f second class passen the Oregon
Developement I’o’a. Lina of Hteiun-
“Save fiddlesticks!” snapped the al
Washington, which made snch an im
gers attached to express train*
Rhina between Yaqnina and San Franchco.
pression through the land. American lopath. “Go home, woman, and cease
WEST SIDE DIVISION
N. B.—PRRRengerR from Portland and all Wfl-
amette Valley Points can make close connec
women found out at the international trifling with human life,or perhaps you
Between Portland and Corvallis.
I tion with die’ train* of the Y aqvina B ovti ri
council how mnch sweeter the voice of liad better scrape lint while 1 resucitate
Mail Train Daily, except Sunday.
Albany or Corvallis, and if destined to San
the English woman, Mrs. Ashton Dilke, the subject."
LEAVE
I
AKRIVE
Francisco. ahonW arrange <o arrive at Yaqnina
Portland . 7:3o a nilMrMinii’ 10:10 a in I the evening before date of sailing.
was than tbe voice of tho average Am
"Why don't you two quit fighting McMinn' 10:10 a ni|c<»rvallis. 12:10 p m
erican lady. That is because the En
’orvallis. 12:55 p nil McMinn’
2 :.rj6 p m
Sailing Dates.
glish strive for a musical speaking voice, and go to work?” said the victim’s wifi McMinn'
2:56 p m|Portland . 5 *30 p m
while American ladies care Tittle about who had just concluded she wouldn’t
At Albany and Corvallis connect with
The Hteamer Willamette Valley will sail
look well in black.
it apparently.
rains of Oregon Pacific.
FROM TARTINA.
from sas nuxcist«
"When
this
female
person
withdraws
Express
Train
Daily,
except
Sunday
It is not years that make women old.
Jannsrv 23d,
January 19th,
‘ 31st. -
37th,
LKAVIt.
___
ARRIVE.
We hear no end of preaching about I shall proceed in the regular way,” eo’Uland . 4:40 p iniMcMnn . 7.25 p ui
said
Dr.
P.
what a woman must be to be a good
VfcMinn’. . ft :43 a ml Portland
8:20 a in
I’aRRonger and freight rate» always the low
“I will not be answerable for the con
mother, but it s«‘ems as if any sort of
e»t. For infoi mation, apply tn
fellow will do to be a father.
sequences until this old fogy is remov
C. C. HOGUE.
Gen’l. Fri. A Paa«, ^gt., Oregon Pacific It. *
Why is a follower of the Dclsarte fad ed,” snapped his wife.
Co., Corvel’I», Oreimn.
“You’re a quack!” roared the mal<
like a conundrum? Because she is a
W B WEBSTER
For tickets an«l full information regard
poser, of course.
M. D.
tig rates, map?, etc., call on the Company's Gen’I. Frt. A- P.uw, Agt., Oregon hevelopment
O
Montgomery street, Kan Francisco, Cal*
igent
nt
McMinnville
“You’re a butcher!" screamed the fe
In four \veks of examination of the
it KOEIIT.ER,
1!. I’ ROGERS.
returns of the «xmsus takers, at one o?n- male one.
Manager.
As»t. G F. ,t I’ Agt
tral oflice the only perfect report found
from Terminai nr Inteiiwr Points flu
And in this way they went on until
was that of a woman enumerator.
someone announced that the man was
One good point about farmers’ socie dead.
ties everywhere is that they are liberal
And now the judge says that if h«
B!C*U6C THFV
on the woman question. That, too, al refuses their divorce petition he’s afraid
though farmers as a rule are the most they’ll begin practicing on each other,
'
<
conservative citizens of a community. and lie thinks there have been enough
D. M. I' brky & Co*»
« Illustrated, Descriptive and Priced
Already the Farmers’ Alliance members
.1
Is the Line ts Take
of the Kansas legislature have intro- murders committed recently as it is.—
nnual
duce<l into that body a bill granting full Reamincr.
a f«.r 1891 will be mailed FREE
’tu all applicants, and to last season's
suffrage to women 21 years of age and
"All the world loves a lover”is a say
a customers. It is better than ever.
over.
» Every person using Garden,
It Is the DINING CAR ROUTE. It runs
ing the truth of wliich is demonstrated
X
/'¿•Terr nr Field Seeds,
Through VESTIBULED TRAINS
'A ¿hoitld end for it. Address
by such item as this from the TVznrs ol
Every Day In (he Year to
f?.
M.
FERRY
A
CO.
Philadelphia of yesterday’s date: “A
OFTHGlT, MICH.
• La-r.c .i Seedscicii it . the wot
tall, slender young man with a rathei
-»k:
A Handsome Thotograph Case.
long face and striking featuresand eye
(No Change of Cars;
The cut given portrays a very simple glasses, wearing a dark, loose overcoat
roinjwsed of IHMVIJ CAHX
but a wonderfully satisfactory photo and a high hat was walking up Chest
• (unsurpuRMC’l)
graph holder. Two pieces of stout card nut street last night about 10 o’clock
a
board are to be cut ten inches long by
13 NOW AT PORTLAND. C5.Ì.
HLLMAMIIRIWIWROOMXLEEIW
eight wide. Those are nicely padded and and turned down Broadway. With
(Of Latent Equipment.!
sacked, and covered on one side with him was a young lady, a brunette,
TOI
KIST
SLEEI’IW ( AIR
bright satin and on the other with rich somewhat foreign looking, in a brown
IieM (bat can be constructed and in
plush. Two straps of satin are then nlster an«l cape. The young man w.u-
which accomniofiationR art- for hol
fashioned with gilt lettering on one John Jacob Astor, the heir to tbe great
der« of First or Serond-rptRs Tick
piece, and a monogram on the other. est fortune in America, and the lady
ets. and
These are lined with plush, which makes was Miss Ava Willing, his choice
ELERAAT DAV (OAI HES.
a soft casement for the photographs.
Continuous Line connecting with all
They shonld be five inches deep, more or among the many beauties here and
lines. sffnrdii;(] direct ana unin
less, as yon desire to expose the onter abroad, including those of New York,
terrupted service.
they
are
to
lie
married
on
Tuesday
and
photograph, and bound about tbe edge
I’nllnwn Sleeper rerervutions nail l«v
with gilt cord.
the wedding will be one of the most
I >1 in S'lvuncctliruugli any spent ««f th.- road
brilliant ever held in this country.”
TLlOlltfll
r" *l:,i Tron. all
Point.«
Iliinii^ll TirleN
IITMIN),,
inglsi.!
itn.I
Europe
can
I»-
pur<
liu«eil
at
any
ticket
The Pilot, of Boston, remarks that
ofilce of tuir conmuny.
very few know anything about Suppe,
ITill infontiallon cotweniing rutee. thu.
■ f train«, route? end other detail? f>iriil,l«ed
the composer of “Fatinitza” and several
on application to any agent. <»
Paris Styliw.
other popular operas, and the father of Kill THOSE WHO CAN NOT POKSIKI.T fill- !'•
A 1» CHAKI.TOK.
The dinner gown here pictured was
AeM General Passenger Apenr
the “Poet and Pleasant” overture. The koMI.br, ttlt'IE TBMTMEM t'L M I ;> ■■
Oenernl ««tlp-e or the Compau,, ,«f„, |,1
IS THE REACH OF ALL THAT WILL <HVk
recently completed for a countess who
First at.. Cor. Wallington, Portand. «»•
j latter was compose«! to an entirely dif
lVSr.l.VTANEOl'8 BELltT A !» A
is a leader in fashion. This lady is a
ferent piece and fell flat; the author
PERMANENT CLUE.
demi-blonde, and the toilet was made
then tried it at Intervals of six months
Ute most speedy, positive ami ¡x;
with a special reference to her undecided
and a year with two other plays, and lent cure for Catarrh of the Head, Asthr.
complexion. The underskirt was made
no one found it pretty. Lastly, because ami all Throat, Bronchial, Lung. Ilu r*
of pink taffetas, over which is a flounce,
Stomach, Liver and Kidney Affections
waist deep, of black Spanish lace. The I
j there was not time to write a new over- A-.
If «o I««. M.re h rid « all for your tiekata
rvous Debility, etc. Consumption. tt
derai-train over this is lined with pink
ria the
, tore, if was used with a long forgotten its various stages, permanently • u« •■!
taffetas and is of corn «»lored satin. The
farce called “Poet and Peasant.” The Ds. A born ’ s O riginal M ode of Tttu
A SIMTLB HOLDER.
corsage is of the satin, with drapery and
m :: nt cud his M edicated I nhalation ? ’N i
If left a little loose these pockets may j farce was successful and people endured give . instantaneous relief, builds up am
sleeves of black lace over pink, and a
i
the
overture.
Then
some
asked
pcr-
scalloped pink standing collar of no par bold a half «lozen photos each, and tho
revitalizes the whole constitution end
ticular epqch, tho whole trimmed with case is so simple in construction tbat it mission to publish it in a journal, ar- system, thereby prolonging life. Weak
flots of pink satin ribbon. At the neck recommends itself at one«?. Well made. ' ranged for the piano. Soon everybody nervous, debilitated and broken-do a :i
THE-
is a small tucker of white crepe lisse. lu.-:O 1 ’flers will serve their end and was playing it. Then a music firm constitutions, old and young, inv.irialdy
This toilet is quite suitable for dinner, lend ornament to a room. However, wire bought it of Sqppe for $25 the right to ga n from ten to thirty pounds in Iron,
reception or ball, and is very handsome holders may be bought at little cost and publish the score. They made n clear thirty to ninety days.
I) r . A born 'S phenomenal skill an«! mar-
every way.
decorated with ribbons which are very
with it.
•clous cures have create«! the greatest
bright and pretty. The«' collections of
•„•coni h meat on the Pacific Coast and
pictures should always be retired to one’s
It ÌA positively the shortest and flnrtl
Takes 1000 people' to buy Dr. «Sage's ihroughotit the American continent, dur-
private room, since there must seem a
og tbe past twenty-five years. Asthma, inc to Chicago and tbe eart and south ano
Catarrh
remedy
at
50
cents
a
bottle
to
touch of vulgarity iu ex|x>*ing all one's
Catarrh of the Head, and all Throat, Bron- lie onlv al.-eping and dining « ar through
friends broadcast to a casnal acquaint make up $500. One failure to cure 1’tal amt Lung trouble instantly relieved, Ine to
ance who may chance in drawing room would take the profit on 4,000 sales. Its d-o Ear DiseasesandDcafnessofleucured
i or parlor. The faces of those wo know makers profess to cure cold in the head, ts-nusneutly at first consultation. D r .
shoul«! be reserved for one’s owu use, as and even chronic catarrh, and if they •«soas’sessay on the “Curability of Con-
Iu* iiingnillceut »teel track, unsurpusst l
well as their characters, and bo brought pay $500 for their over-confidence—Not •„ati tioii.” ami a treatise on "Catarih oi
he Head," with evidences of some ex- r«in service and elegant dining and
in contact with others at discretion: yet in newspaper words but in hard cash! traord'nary
cures, mailed free. Call er ■leaping rnrs iiss honctly earned for if th?
to have thos-.< we love where every day Think of what «?onfldence it takes to iddress
0R ABORN<
we may look iq«on then« draws hearts
put
It
in
tire
papers
—
and
mean
it.
Its
Fourth end jlorriiion Sis.» Forttnad» Or*£0B>
Uearer ami m«akes «-loser jicxin-’intauce
makers believe in the remedy. Isn't it K ot «. -Home treats «nt. secure!; pact erf,«—it by
withent a doubt.
to all parts of tbe Pacific Goa if(urtno wh#
worth a trial? Isn't any trial prefera »press
E mma MomrsT Tr:-<».
Afliot possibiy c. il in ¡•er.un.
: •••> may iiuitnte.butiioiiecai'.u'pavv
ble
to
catarrh?
1.0?« sickness.
Ill INVITED TO CALL Fill FREE KirSf'TATK#
•1 .r mollo Is "alwav* on time."
Among the notes u inch the Listener Las
i>«
.uro an«l aek ticket agents fur tickets
The Czar of Russia is a perfect speci-
* this celebrated rout«« ami take non«
received relative to the discovery of the of physical manhood. He is more than
-•bers.
W H MEAD, O A
love microbe in Eerlin is one from a lady,
who describes an actual case of lovesick six feet tall, and has the shoulders,
No. 4 Washington street, Portland, Or
ness k * treated by n regular physician. arms and thighs of an athlete, 8o great
Tbe patient, a lady, Er.-t went about look is the strength of his hands that he can
ing dull us a hoc, which was putting it
quite mildly. It was n~t more than half twist a horseshoe with ease. He is a
as dull na she felt. Then she was bereft of magnificent horseman, a thoroughly
sleep, and saw tbe sun rise on her misery , trained soldier and an accomplish«sd
every morning. Th? illness went on, with linguist, speaking seven modern lan
I -
one symptom and another, for a year, and
Sl’RLVl TELlSsE—DINNER TOILET.
during all this time a physician of tbe reg guages besides Russian. He works
■ ' 7 zse
ON SALE
A long wrap is made of black velvet, ular school was prescribing for her. First ! hard and Is out of bed from six in the
OR
sig
7v-
lie
gave
her
claret
for
her
digestion.
It
did
TO
with hanging sleeves, which are cut to a
morning till ten nt night.
■ -7
point and lined with black satin, and no good, and then he gave her morphine,
DENVER,
chloral,
bromide,
medicine
to
act
on
the
Timothy M. Healy, the leader of the
finished with a rich passementerie orna heart (!). medicine to act on the nerves,
A
ment. The deep rnfllc over the shoul and
anti-Parnelllte faction of the Irish
medicine to act on tbe liver.
l .
ders and down to the waist in front is
Meanwhile be began an «accessory treat Home Rulers, is still a young man, be
of the velvet embroidered in black silk, ment c-f wines of varicus kinds; hops in ing only in his thirty-sixth year. He
PRICE 77-7— 5OCTS
in raised pattern, anil the same embroid pillow form; brandy, hot and cold; stout,
----------
IT IS THE BEST.
¿it E
ST PAUL. ST. LOUIS.
ery borders the sleeves and is laid flat with meals, pale ale and beer, and finally was a clerk in a country store at thir
EASIEST TO USE. * E
down the front. The whole garment codliver oil aud whisky. The patient had teen and later a stenographer for an
& THE CHEAPEST. E
ALL ^OINTB
reaches to the feet and is moat elegant. taken «all the other things with admirable English railway.
patience;
when
it
came
to
the
codliver
oil
The pretty little capote bonnet is of
whisky she rebelled—not at the cod
Gen. Horatio C. King, In mldition to
black velvet, with two rows of wax and
liver oil, but at the whisky. It was all
pearl bead« around it and two maize col use leas; and tbo climax bad to come. It being a fine soliiier, is a clever amateur
AT---
ored plumes, on" in front and one in tho did come, the patient still lives, and she at musician. When the organist of Trin
back.
tributes her survival to country air —Bos ity church was taken ill oue Sunday
OR.
New black grenadines have narrow ton Transcript._____________
Gen. King filled bis place to the com
folds of maize or mandarin velvet, with
plete satisfaction of the choir.
There
will
be
but
the
usual
special
de
narrow velvet ribbon flots wherever pos mand for fancy waistcoatings this spring,
GEO. S. TAYLOR’ Ticket Agt
sible, on dresses for home, and these will which will be visibly increased, no doubt, : Croup. Whooping Cough and B-oncbitis
,
immediately
relieved
by
Shiloh
’
»
Cure
also be worn in the street as soon as for the light colored washable materials
Sold hy Howarth an«! Co
Corner Fl ret and Oik Sts
wanner weather comes.
DllQllettXiCò.
for su.mmer wear.
ADDITION
ARE SELLING FAST!
ufLiid.
It
Is
EtxildJja-g-
TTp
HEADACHE
While Ycu Wait,"
East and South
Southern Pacific Route
SHASTA LINE.
OREGON DEVELOPMEN COM
PANTS STEAMSHIP LINE.
i'ulhniiii Biiffct Slerptrx,
Through Tickets to ail Points
EAST AND SOUTH.
Kailroiul
THE BEST.
A
To all Points East & South
ST. PAUL AND CHICAGO
ARE YOU GOING EAST?
rii<‘ Royal Route
9-
East, North r South