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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 29, 1891)
♦ Z THE TELEPHONE-REGISTER ! I not qnite three winter«. D. Powers & Sons is the firm name of OltKOOX. Mrs. Dudley Kavanagh lias a hand- a wealthy banking house in Lanstogburg, McMrs;;viLi.E, some residence at N. Y. The peculiarity of this firm name January No. 16 West For is tliat “D. Powers” is a woman, now 99 ty-seventh street years old, and the oldest banker there in New York, a fore in the world. With some of her her dogs fare FAIR DOG FAV IFRS. means she has established and still sup sumptuously ports the Deborah Powers Home for Old the habitnes Ladies. t WEALTHY WOMEN WHO PROPOSE Delmonieo’s. At the last meeting of the Association TO ENGINEER A BENCH SHOW. Mrs. William for the Advancement of Women, in To R. McKee is the ronto, Miss Georgia Louise Leonard, of Pet Canine* Who Bat the Fat of the Lap<1 wealthy widow Washington, read a striking paper on of a well known from Solid Silver Ditilie* an<1 Have a the status of woman in ancient Egypt. western newspa Jolly Time Generally in the Splendid It presented the ancients of Egypt, in a per proprietor. new light. It appears by the historic Home* of Their Mistressr*. Her greatest pct ! records that in the Egypt of the long is a beantifnl {Copyright by American Press Association.) past women were more enlightened and After invading about every other do Italian grey advanced than they have ever been hound that will main that has hitherto, by the men at since. She said the government of be entered at the least, been considered sacred to the lords Egypt in its early times was carried on of creation, tbe American woman is now show in the with women in the chief place. No arranging to enter actively into the field firm lielief that country lias ever exhibited a government no other dog of of bench shows. soliuinaneand-eomplete. Th«' religion of The new departure is to l>e made by his kind under Egypt, with its female head, made itself club, which is the sun can ap the American Pet Dog ~ felt in the life of the people. A daugh proach him in HORA and PEcan:. composed almost beauty of form and length of pedigree. ter often sncceede«! the father instead of entirely of ladies, Both Mrs. McKee and her daughter, a a son; cliildren took their mothers’ thongh, with the bright young lady of ¡9, are active pro names, husbands those of their wives. most praisewor moters of everything that will advance Women assisted in all the higlter func thy magnanim tions of life, and no life was purer. The the interests of dumb animals. ity, male creat M iss Welsh is one of Philadelphia's law gave also equality to woman. With ures are not Four Hundred, very rich, very pretty marriage she lost no privileges or prop entirely excluded and very “swell.” She has a number of erty. from member fine pugs and spaniels who livelike kings I look confidently forward to the day ship. But the and queens. when municipal government will be control of affairs 'Miss Van Buren is said to be one of largely in the hands of women. - Glean, rests in the hands the haudsoinest women in New .Jersey. beautiful streets and parks, good health, of the female members, and MRS. C. WHEATLEIGH. She is a stately blonde, and goes a great morality and first class schools in the deal into New York society. Her home city in whicli they live arc matters in only one of the offices, the treasnrership, has been given at Englewood is a singularly beautiful which all women are vitally interested. to a man. The presidency is held by place. She has a greyhound, Cupid, that Brave, capabje women are seeking ad Mrs. Charles Wheatleigh, .of New York; is famous throughout the land among mission into a thousand industrial occu dog lovers. Mrs. S. C. Barnum, of the same city, is pations hitherto closed to them, and it is Mrs. Cunningham’s dogs, Flora and written iu the stars that they are going rice president, and Miss Marion E. Ban Peggi", are two of the finest pngs ever nister, of Crawford, N. J., is secretary. to get there, too. The membership rolls embrace ladies Somebody has solemnly accused me of from half a dozen different states. It is taking a one sidod view, the woman’s the president, Mrs. Wheatleigh. who has side, of every question between the been most active in promoting the ■ sexes. Well, is it not time somebody scheme for a bench show. was taking the woman’s side of the case? “We are tired,” she said to me recent Nobody has ever done so yet to any ex ly, “of being shoved off into some tent. deserted corner at the bench shows Harriet Crocker Alexander, daughter which we attend. Onr dogs are always of Charles Crocker, the railroad million the greatest attraction in the shows, at aire of California, has made a gift of a least for women aud children, but the costly ».n<l splendid new building to managers invariably put ns off into the Princeton university. And Princeton darkest places where no one can ever university is tlie most hard necked find ns. As a result, any number of school in the north against the admis people who own j>et dogs have of recent sion of women to its educational privi years refused to exhibit them, and all of leges, and among its professors and these, whether members or not, will aid graduates aro many of the oldest fogies us if we give a show. Our club was on the woman question to be fonnd .in formed for the purpose of protecting tbe civilization. Harriet, Harriet! How rights of the pet dog and improving MRS. DRAPER’S PT’OS. conld you do it? the breed. Other specialty clubs will Mary F. Seymour, editor of The Busi invited to co-operate with us. and we bred. They were reared at the pretty will probably have onr show in Madison place occupied by the family at Bensoli- ness Womans Journal, was the first hurst, and are as fat as aldermen, thanks woman who ever took testimony as a Square garden.” stenographer in a court of law in New To give a successful bench show is an to the rich diet on which they are fed. Mrs. M. E. Randolph, one the most Jersey. Governor Abbett. of Uiat state, undertaking little less difficult than energetic members of the clnb, has one appointed her a commissioner of deeds. building a railroad through a wilder ness, and many an ambitions man has of the largest collections of thoroughbred The Oklahoma house of representatives gone down helplessly before the under1 pet dogs in tho country at her pretty has already passed a bill granting suf taking. But home in Berkeley Heights, N. J. Her frage to women. Mrs. Wheatleigh fox terriers and cocker spaniels arc high The census reportshows a smaller per is endowed with among the recorded dogs. centage of illiteracy in Wyoming thanin Mrs. Sarah J. Davis, of Wategau, is a a n y amount of any other state or territory in the Union. energy, and she breeder of pet dogs, and has large png Is this because women have been voting kennels. She has been a freqnent exhib will bring enough there for nearly a quarter of a century? enthusiasm to the itor, and generally carries off a prize. A. manual training and trade school The late Mrs. Rives, mother of Amelia task to enable her to surmount any Rives Chanlor, was a member oft the club for, girls lias been opened at Ben Rhyding, up to th-‘ time of near Leeds, in England. It prepares difficulty. She her death. Mrs. girls for work especially in sneii occupa / fairly idolizes her Chanler herself, tions as have uot.yet been overcrowded dogs, o f which it is expected .will by their sex. Among such.trades, are she lias seven, all join at the next ndmed I bookkeeping, designing, piano thoroughbred meeting. She has tuning and cooking. The world is not YTMA-YTMA. pngs, with Ynma- always been a yet overstocked with good cooks. Yunia, a blue ribbon winner, as queen, great friend of and she is willing to submit to any Mrs. Wheat- amount of trouble and annoyance to ad leigli’s, and ¡-ome vance the interests of the pet dog world. time before the She is the wife of Charles Wheatleigh, talented young CHICAGO CONTRIBUTED A VICTIM. the actor, who is also a member of the writer was.mar clnb, and their handsome house at No. ried the president One ot Her Shrewdest Business Men 129 ¿1st Sixteenth street, in New York, of the Pet Dog Takea;in by a Gotbani Bunco Sharp. has been generously placed at the dis CHICK. club sent her a “The shrewdest business men we-have,” posal of the club as a meeting place and thoroughbred young png named Chick, remarked a member of the stock exchange general headqnarters. the other evening, “are easily vinfimteed The other members, many of them descended from a long race of famous whenever Lhey are concerned in matters prominent society women, are scarcely ancestors. A few days after his arrival outside of their own line of business and less enthusiastic than their president for in, his new Virginia.home Chick wrote their own circle of acquaintances. A the following charming letter through grain speculator who is inveigled into a the proposed dog show. real estate deal loses his lionlike character Mrs. Barnum, the vice president, is the pen of his mistress: C astle U ill .. 30th November. and becomes a lamb at once. If I were a the wife of a very wealthy clothing mer Mv D ear G uandmama I. arrived solely yester bunco man I would lie in wait for the chant, and lives in an imposing mansion day after a very pleasant journey. My new mistress, iif perfectly delighted.with me, typical business man every time. on Lexington avenue, New York. She “A few weeks ago a lumber dealer, whose has always taken an active interest in and thinks, pardon my vanity, that I am a beauty. name is well known throughout Chicago, I was not a bit tired, and was so excited that. I dogs, and was at one time a prominent had a grand romp last night. I then went to bed and whoso check is good for a million or exhibitor at the 1 tench shows. At pres like a good boy and slept ’ all. nighty I have a two, was taken into cauxp by a slick young ent Mrs. Barnum is content with the lovely new basket to steep* in, with a.‘little mat man in New York in a way which makes and blankets to cover, me. MiaslEHa pnt it him fighting mad. The financial loss is honor of possessing the fattest and jolli- tress by her bed in a chair, and covered it on the out est png in the club. side with a shawl. 1 cried this morning, and she trifling—a mere bagatelle—but the victim Miss Bannister, the club’s secretary, is took m«' up and put me in my box and gave me gnashes his teeth whenever he thinks of a handsome young wom.ui of 10 or 20, a little dish of my food. 1 am taking my first les the ease with which he was politely robbed. “He had scarcely registered at the Fifth in obedience, and am learning to lie «town and almost as popular in New York as sen when told, come when I am called, jump over Avenue hotel in New York before a spruce she is in her home circles at Crawford. hands, get in my basket, sit up, etc. young man. who familiarly called him Miss Bannister lias any number of thor Miss EUa says if not too much trouble will you ‘Colonel,’ although he never saw military write her the origin of the name Chick. oughbred spaniels and pugs, but her Many thanks for sending me the food and the service and is guiltless of any military ■—»opt particular pet is Nadjy, the small biscuit. Would it hurt me to bave a little drink title, introduce*! himself as the son of the est png known to dogdom. Nadjy is of good cow's milk with a little lime water in It? well known Cleveland millionaire, Dan P. There is a young doctor staying here who knows Eel Is. Young Mr. Eel Is was just returning quite the belle in her circles, and the deal About puppies, and be thinks it would from a European trip, «and was glad to quilted wraps she wears on her New a do great me good. meet some one from the west. It made York visits have made an undying repu With best love to you and pap3 and mama. him think of home once more. Besides, tation for her. Miss Bannister lias a It isn’t every dog that can afford so there was another weighty reason. for his special playground for her pets at Craw talented an amanuensis as Chick’s. pleasure in meeting a man from the west. ford, a tract of gronnd 200 by 100. “He bad brought home with lf.ru a large P aul L atzke . Mrs. Frank Leslie is one of the moat WOMAN’S WORLD IN "PARAGRAPHS. number of rare books and paintings and earnest members of the club, but on ac bric-a-brac, and was surprised to find that count of her exacting business aud social That Awful Reverence the Hired Girl the custom house charges had increased enormously. He was thunderstruck when duties she rarely finds time to attend the Has for a Man. the customs officers named the amount of meetings, wliich aro held in the after The merry "Woman About Town" in duty he must pay. He was totally unpre noons, just at a time when Mrs. Leslie The New York Evening Sun mentions pared for it, but managed to settle the bill, is busiest at her desk. She keeps fully her experience in lxnrding lionses when although he had been left stranded in New posted in the affairs of the clnb, though, there are ami are not men to be served. York. He had telegraphed for money, but and at the proposed bench show her dog, To the average chambermaid and female wanted very much to leave for home im cook, to nearly all women who have at mediately. Couldn’t the ‘Colonel’ advance some time in their lives been employed enough money to buy a first class ticket to The ‘Colonel’ could, and did. in a menial capacity, Man is always to ! Cleveland? “For several weeks he waited for a re- be written with a big M. and Man is a | mittancc from Mr. Eells. It did not ma- large tin god on wheels. If a Man in tcrialize. Then he wrote a polite note to a boarding house oversleeps himself the i the Cleveland millionaire, This brought a coffee is boiling hot for him when ho! prompt reply. It. was not pleasant read comes, and the chops are the juiciest and ' ing, but it was decidedly interesting to the 1* tenderest. The female dragons who | Chicago lumber dealer who had so pbilan- come to the rescue of young guard kitchen and dining room are all thTopically Mr. Eells. It, read: ‘Sony for you. It’s smiles tor him ami sugared sweetness. the same old game, though. I have but Bnt let the hapless woman boarder over- ■ one son, and he has been an invalid for sleep herself! Scowls and frowns meet ! many years and has not left my house. MRS. RANDOLPH’S COCKER SPANIELS, her. She takes the ct>ld scraps, and must ! Read the papers.’ ’’—Chicago Mail. a beautiful Yorkshire terrier that is de be glad even to get them, says the ' votedly attached to his handsome mis- “Woman About Town." This is a sam Will Cuba Break in Two? tress, is pretty certain to come in for ple of how tlie female servant regards . The startling discovery 1ms been made some of the honors. men and women generally. She shows ' that Cuba is cracking—not simply crack Mrs. Henry E. Abbey, .rife of the well the instinct of the menial and the slave ! ing, but bursting wide open. Numerous known theatrical manager, is also a to fawn upon the masters, or those whom fissures in the earth have appeared in member, and her name heads the roll. they believe to be the masters. That this main’ widely situated localities, but par She is relied npon to take an active part feeling among women, toward the mas ticularly near Matanzas. One of theso enormous cracks in nearly eleven English in securing the bench show. culine sex lias degenerated till it has ' in length, and has actually broken a Among the society leaders who belong reached the servant girl stratum of so- ' miles mountain chain «'isunder, leaving a wide to the clnb are Mrs. M. E. Baldwin, Mrs. ciety wo may congratulate ourselves. gap, which, but for tbe fact that the fissure John H. Draper. Mrs. James R. Franklin, By anil by it will disappear altogether. seems without bottom, would make a Mrs. Dudley Kavanagh and Mrs. Will Then woman will regard man as she splendid roadway, making the rich planta iam R. McKee, all. of New York: Misi should—as her friend, helper and good ■ tions in the valley lieyond at least fifty Welsh, of Philadelphia: Miss Edith Van comrade; her master and superior, never! miles nearer Lathios, the nearest port, which is now reached by rounding the Buren, of Englewood. N. J., aud Mrs. A. Eliza Pntnam Heajou, exchange edi spur of the mountain. Some of the cracks M. Cunningham, of Ben>-«nhnrst-l>y-the- tor of The Brooklyn Times, is one of the and openings within sight of this place aro Sea, on Long Island. 600 to 1,000 feet loDg, 24 to 50 feet wide and Mrs. Baldwin lives at 186 Madison most successful newspaper women in I of unknown depth. tho country. ~ She a slender little avenue, where she lias one of the most These disturbances may be and no doubt beautiful homes in New York. Her woman, with bright blue-gray eyes and are a continuation of those felt not long pink cheeks, Like all women journal summer residence is at Newport, and ago along the south coast of the island, she generally remains at her cottage ists who arc any good at all, Mrs. Hca- ! but the people are not inclined to view it ton is very industrious. Besides her edi in that light, regarding all such mani- there until very late in the season. Her two pngs, Peter and Paul, have a pedi torial work on Tho Times, she docs , testations with a superstitious awe, many them actually believing that some im gree a yard long, and put on as many much syndicate writing of excellent of character, producing two or thro«' New pending calamity is about to overwhelm airs as Fifth avenue heiresses the country. Scientists explainjt by say Mrs. Draper is the widow of the late York letters every week. She is full of ing that the earth’s crust thickens from vim and energy, moving about in all J. H. Draper, who died only a few . the sea inland, and that therefore the in months ago of pneumonia. In conse weathers in search of information for land pressure is toward t he nearest coast her letters. Mrs. Heaton is vice presi line. The cru3t there and in the ocean be- quence she is in deep mourning, and sees none of her society friends. She dent of the New York Woman’s Press yond, being thinner, is more sensitive to has a pair of singularly fine pugs, Len clulx Besides all this, she is a model central disturbances.—Matanzas Letter. nie and Tootsey, and they follow her wife an<l mother and keeps house. Per Color of Fyes in Hypnoti&m. almost everywhere, now that she does haps she conld not accomplish so ranch Au clcctriciau on Randolph street says: little or no calling. They have .been if she had not a well trained and dis People who have hazel eyes do not hypnotize taught any number of tricks, and are ciplined intellect. She is a graduate of easily. The lighter the eye the more easily Boston university. always willing to “show off.” the work is done. People with dark eyes One thing that is most needed by our are more nervous than those with light Mrs. Franklin has a fine city residence ■sixth sex now is for women to thoroughly like eyes, and it is difficult for the former to just east of’Fifth ayenneop h and one another, stand tip for one another ¡concentrate their sight and thoughts.— «troct — jfl h on and hang together. Woolen’s clubs are Chicago Tribune. A I 4 Hillary, a King Charles spaniel of helping to bring about this good result. ODDS AND ENDS. A brown dotted veil is said to be the one most universally becoming to the wearer. Traveling is one of the severest tests of good breeding. Gentlefolks worthy of the name will behave as well abroad as at home. The Rev. C. H. Spurgeon writes from the south of France that be is slowly but sure ly recovering his health. To banish red ants from the pantries strew whole cloves around the shelves. The same is also considered a good moth exterminator. Carmen Sylva says that “men study a woman as they study the barometer, but they do not understand till the day after ward.” It has recently l>een found that certain fungoid growths have the power of remov ing gold from water containing it in sus pension. Cowboys and cavalrymen are usually bowlegged. But all bowlegged people «are not cowboys—for which they should be grateful. The first metal pen mentioned by modern historians was that used by Peter Bales, the famous writing master to Queen Eliza beth. The chemical expert of the sanitary board of Garstov has reported an estim«ate that that city drinks about 40,000 pails daily of its own sewage. Alexander the Great had a twist in his neck. It was therefore fashionable for every one in that monarch's court to carry his neck in the same way. Dr. Benner, of Doylestown, has mended the broken leg of Philip Rodrock's horse, so that the animal has quite recovered the use of the limb. The horse was suspended in a swing eight weeks. In New Mexico, near Albuquerque, an ancient smelting furnace, filled with ore, was discovered a few days ago. Not far off a bar of smelted silver was fonnd. The furnace was 5 feet high and 3 feet square, and was so built that heat could be evenly distributed to every part, by a system of pipes. Frank De Witt Talmage, son of the famous Brooklyn preacher, is lecturing in western cities. He is a young man of 24, of dark complexion, and somewhat resem bles his father in facial expression. He shows evidenco of having been trained in oratory, yet his delivery is crude and his gestures «are not spontaneous. Let us accept our children as the kind of people they are by nature. Do not let them feel that their faults are uppermost in our minds when we think of them. The per son who is happy surely faces the world at a great advantage; the person who is un happy often has doubts and suspicions and bitterness. I . Look Out for Your Dogs. I believe sportsmen when traveling should be as careful of the comfort of their dogs as would the owner of a great thoroughbred en route to enter for the fall races. The dog is certainly as worthy and has by far the more delicate constitu tion, yet how many sportsmen when on car, steamer or stopping in transit take the trouble to inspect the quarters of their faithful companions? Many of the frater nity I know consign their dogs to the care of a servant, and trust implicitly to his assurance that they have been well taken care of; the dogs can’t talk, and the glib servitor pockets his fee, and that is the end of it. I have had some rough experience on that subject, which has caused me to fol low this rigid rule, viz.: not only to feed my dogs with my own hands, but to insist upon seeing their sleeping quarters for the night. Some hotel keepers look upon the finest bred and best trained dog as they do a brute; all dogs are alike to them, from the stump tailed, scalded skin street cur to the aristocratic setter or pointer; they make no provision for the care of them, and all true sportsmen should carry their custom elsewhere when they discover that fact.—Cor. Week’s Sport. WHAT ON EARTH IS IT ! RUBE FIELD, THE MATHEMATIC AL WONDER. Can Extract the Oue-Tlious.ndtli Root in a Flash—And Do th. Work of T.n Men in One-tenth of the Time, and Uses No Paper or Pencil—Can also Tell the Time of Day Without a Watch. ? Lots »a Oak Park ADI yiTTOZNT ARE SELLING FAST! . It Is Etiild.iixg’ TTp- Ilul* Field is the kingpin of Missouri Soon Lots will be scarce and Command a Higher Price. freaks. As long as he retains a resi dence in that town Warrensburg will be entitled to a place on the map. In a general way Field is not burdened Price Ranges $50-up. For full particulars apply to with intelligence, inherent or acquired. J. I. KNIGHT * CO.. THE INVESTMENT CO., He is absolutely devoid ot information, 49 Stark St., Portland, Or. and possesses fewer social graces than a Real Estate Agents, McMinnville. F. BARNEKOFF A CO.. McMinnville Flouring MUM. Digger Indian. Were it not for his i«eculiar faculty or “gift” as he terms it, he would be cata logued among ¡dots, and no more said. K < In arithmetic, however, he is a light Mr. Spurgeon's Love for Bagpipes. ning striker. There is no problem so ANY A good story has j ust come to light about difficult that he cannot solve it the in Mr. Spurgeon, which giveesome idea of the stant he comprehends the terms. If a love he entertains for bagpipe playing. Paul McKillop, the old Highlander whose series of numbers, no matter how great body was fonnd in the Caledonian canal, or small, are called to him be gives the “While You Wait," Inverness, the other week, and who saw much active service in tlio Seventy-ninth amount as soon ns the last number is BUT CURES Highlanders, was engaged to play Mr. given by the experimenter. Physi •,r-. NOTHING ELSE. Spurgeon from Dingwall station, when the cians have counseled over him and the late Dr. Kennedy’s new church was opened wise men of the neighborhood have in that town. McKillop, dressed in full regimentals, and with his pipe in splendid caucused on his case for the past twen THE YAQUINA ROUTE. order, impatiently awaited the arrival of ty-live years or more, but no conclusion the eminent divine from London. has been reached in the premises. I No sooner had Mr. Spurgeon stepped Field first burst on Kansas City ten ■ECAUII THEY ARC from the railway carriage on to the plat years ago. A large dry goods store had form than his ears were greeted with a 1 stirring Highland march. Mr. Spurgeon changed hands and the purchaser de D. M. F erry & Co’s seemed to take in the stalwart piper at a sired to take possession at one, but with B Illustrated, Descriptive and Priced T. E. XXog-g-, Xvecel-ver. glance, ascertained his name (Paul McKil I eed annual lop), and, in a voice heard above the sound ordinary methods of invoicing, the • — and — For 1891 will be mailed FR E E j of the pipes, exclaimed, “Paul, Paul, why stock could not have been invoiced in yjto all applicants, and to last season’s 1 persecutes! thou me?” ten days’ time. An envoy was sent to customers. It is better than ever, j Paul was quick to perceive that the di Warrensburg and after much persua ‘¿ve,y person using Garden, Flower or Field Seeds, vine meant no offense, and, giving a pat to ffl should send for it. Address his bagpipes, ho made for the church.— sion induced the statistical Reuben to D. M . FERRY A CO. come to this city, says the Kansas City London Tit-Bite, W DETROIT, MICH, 225 Miles Shorter—20 lioura lea* m Largest Seedsmen in the v.-o.-’.. J P Lazy. .Ver«. The different clerks stood in time than by any other route. It is strange how many countrymen who their departments and called to Field have a particular trade prefer to go without the merchandise and prices in their re Si-First clasH through passenger and freight work, and consequently without money, line from Portland and all pointe in tbe Wfl spective stocks and Field gave the In mette valley Io and from San Francisco. rather than do any “job” which they con sider a little beneath them. It costs so amounts to a rapid accountant, who —VIA— Timo Schedule (except Sunday»). little to live that a few weeks, more or had difficulty in keeping the pace Bet less, of idleness seem to make no differ by the calculator. When all the items LcaveAlbanyl2:20 pm Leave Yaauina 7 am ence to these high spirited workmen. “ 'orvalis 1:03 pm “ CorvaUelO :35 am Arr'vYaquina-l :«35 pm, ArrivAlbanyll :13am A lady who had a summer home in a had been made they were read off to O. A. trains connect at Albany and Cor« little t-own in* northern New Hampshire Field as rapidly as the accountant could vail is. found the greatest difficulty in getting articulate, and the sum total given by Express Tyains Leave Portland Daily The above trains connect at Y aqhnb with The Dolphin Simo. anybody to do “odd jobs” about the prem LEAVE ARRIVE. the Oregon Developement ('o'a. Line of Steam the arithmetician without turning a The gentle Pliny, who is frequently ises. Portland... 7.00 p in•SanFranciscolO.lbam ships between Yaqnina and San Francisco. quoted in John Ashton’s book on zoology “Why, I never can tell,” she confided to rule. He had, with the aid of six or San Fran. 9:00 p m Portland X. B.—PawaageH fro» Portland and all Wil- 9.35am because of his having turned in a para a friend, “whether they will be willing to eight men, performed in three hours Valley Points can make closo connec Above trains stop oidy at following sta amette tion with the* trains of the Y aquina Pot Ti at graph commending the early Christians do wbat I ask, or whether they’ll consider of a Sunday morniag the task that the tions north of Roseburg : East Portland, Albany or Corvallis, and if destined to San for getting up before sun up, was capable that I’ve insulted them.” Oregon Citv, Woodburin, Salem, Alljany, Francisco, should arrange to arrive at Yaqnina of interesting narratives. He ground out She had a near neighbor whose husband men who assisted him could not bave Tangent, Sliedds, Halsey, Harrisburg. Jun the evening before date of sailing. ction city, Irving, Eugene one about a dolphin that struck up an ac was a “ne’er do well.” He was a carpenter accomplished in ten days. Rosebni g Mall Daily. quaintance with a nice little boy who by trade, but had long «ago ceased to exer The foregoing and subsequent state Nailing' Date** walked «around the Lucrine lake from Baiae cise his proficiency in that direction, owing, ARRIVE LEAVE. to Puteoli to school every day. This dol perhaps, to a lack of demand for his work. ments touching Field’s properties may Portland . . 8:00 «1 m Roseburg. . 5:40 p 111 The Steamer Willamette Valley will sail phin's name was Simo, and the nice little He was quite happy, apparently, to sit on seem to partake somewhat of the pro Roseburg. 6:20 a m , Portland . 4 :00 p ni FROM YAQVINA. FROM FAN FRANCISCO boy used to whistle for him every morning his side porch most of the day, smoking a perties of tlie apectrum, but they are Albany Local, Daily. Except Sunday. January 19th, January 23d, * when the first Ixill rang, and when Simo pipe, though occasionally he did a little true nevertheless, and can l>e attested LEAVE ARRIVE. 27th, “ ’ Sint. would come up thrashing and splashing hoeing. Portland . 5: p in Albany........ 9: p m around, the nice little boy would break off 9: a in There was a half dilapidated arbor on by thousands of citizens of Jackson Albany........ 5: a in Portland Pasnenger and fìeight rate« nlwaya tbe low a piece of bun or maybe a piece of apple the city woman’s place, which, after un county and Western Missouri. est. For infoirnaiion, epply t<» pie that he had in his lunch Kasket, for it successful attempts to cover it with vines, The man can neither write his name Pullman liiiffet Sleepers, C. C. HOliUE, seems in those days the boys’ mothers used she decided to have pulled down. Seeing nor recognize it after another has pro Tourist Sleeping Cars, Gen’l. Frt. P am . Agt.. Oregon Pacific R. * Co., C oimi I’ ìh , Oregon. to put up pieces for them to eat at noon Mr. I---- , the carpenter, seated with his For accommodation of second class past •sen- W B WEBSTER when school let out. pipe, as usual, she plucked up courage to duced it. He cannot in figures express gers attached to express trains Geni. Frt. àt P jm . Agt., Oregon Bevelopiu«t»« Simo had quite «a mouth for pie, and step across the road to proffer her request. the numbers he so readily handles with WEST SIDE DIVISION Montgomery Street, San Francieco, Cai. finally, by way of showing his gratitude, Before she reached the house the man had his mouth, for the Arabic numbers are Between Portland and Corvallis. he used to draw in his spines and have the vanished, but his wife answered her knock. as meaningless to him as the Inscrip Mail Train Daily, except Sunday. nice little boy get on a straddle, and thus “Well, 1 don’t know as he’d feel like from Torminal or Interior Points Ihi LEAVE I_____ ARRIVE convey him to the steamer dock at Puteoli. doin’ it,” she said doubtfully, in answer tions on the pyramids were to Spald Portland . 7:30 a m McMinn’ 10:10 a m This saved the boy from walking away to the question whether Mr. I---- would ing’s string of baseball tourists. McMinn ’ Corvallis . 12:10 p m 10:10 a ni __ round. And in the afternoon afterschool be willing to come over and pull down the “How do you do it?” was tbe natural Corvallis 12:55 p m McMinn' 2 :56 p m let out there would be old Simo ready to arbor, if he wasn’t busy, that morning. inquiry. 2:56 p m Portland . 5 30 j) m McMinn’ take the lad back. This went on for some “I’ll go and see,” she added. “Perhaps “I jist dees,” was Field’s brief re At Albany and Corvallis connect with time until the boy took down sick with he might.” trains of Oregon Pacific. • some malady—Pliny doesn’t say what, but In a moment she came back and said, mark. LTpon being pressed for another Express Train Daily, except Sunday it is believed that it was inflammatory with more firmness, “No’m, he says he and fuller explanation, he said: “Yo’ LEAVK. . ___ ARRIVE. rheumatism from getting his feet wet so can’t do it. It ain’t in his line, he says, - |> m is the Line to Take often. But anyhow he died. After that and he dou’t feel that he can spare the alls begins at the wrong end to figger. Portland . 4 :10 p in MeMnn McMinn ’ . . «5:45 a ni]Portland 8:20 a in Simo came around just the same, but time to be doin’ things like that!”—Youth’s I begins at the tail end whar the an there was no nice little boy there, and the Companion. swer is.” artless Pliny says that finally the poor fish When F. C. Farr lived in Warrens It is the DINING CAR ROUTE. It runs The Antiquity of Masonry. just gave up and died out of pure grief. EAST AND SOUTH. Through VESTIBULE!) TRAINS Freemasons were excommunicated by burg, previous to going to Jefferson as Pliny says that was the talk of the neigh For tickets and full information regard Every Day in lhe Year to the pope in 1738. Freemasonry is of great Governor Crittenden’s secretary, he borhood.—Chicago Tribune. rates, mans, etc., call on the Company’s antiquity. It is affirmed that it has had a took a lively interest in Rube’s mental ing agent at McMinnville. being “ever since symmetry began and To Get the Most Good Out of Hooks. E. I’. ROGERS, and moral welfare, and frequently had R KOEHLER, You should treat a book as you would a honor«displayed her charms.” Some writ Manager. Asst. G F. & P Agt No Change of Cara) person with whom you are talking for in ers trace the beginning to the time of the the freak in his law office to attempt to building of Solomon ’ s temple. About the ComiMisoil of UININfl CARS instill a working knowledge of godli formation; that is, question it, read it over (unsurpassed) and turn back and try to get at the mean Sixth century Mohammedans instituted ness into him, but without any result ing. If the book itself does not answer the free-masonry in Spain «as a protection that is yet apparent. Mr. Farr spent III!AWING ROOM SLEEPEtX AT PORTLAND, OREGON. questions you raise go to some other book, against Christian fanatics. In 675 it was (Of Latest Equipment,) ask a dictionary or encyclopedia for an ex introduced into Great Britain (some au months in tbe aggregate endeavoring thors give an earlier date). The grand lodge planation. And if the book treated in this to explain tie principles of rotation TOUilST XLEEI IW CARS way does not teach you anything or does of York was founded in 926. Freemasonry and point out the blessings of sobriety Bc«t that can be constructed and in was interdicted in England in 1425, but not inspire you, it is of no more service to which accommodations art f<»r hol to the man, but to no avail. Rube can after that period rose to great repute, the ders of First or Second-cpiss Tick you than the conversation of a dull, igno ets. and • rant person. I just used the word “in grand lodge of England being established not make a figure or refuse a drink to in 1717. The grand lodge of Ireland was spire.’’ You do not read all books for facts this day. ELEGANT HAY (OM IIEH. or for information merely, but to be in established in 1739 and that of Scotland in Where he obtained even a speaking Continuous Line connecting with all spired, to have your thoughts lifted up to 1736. lines, affordiug direct and unin The first masonic lodge in North Amer knowledge of the numeralsis unknown. noble ideas, to have your sympathies terrupted service. touched, your ambition awakened to do ica was the Albion, instituted in 1721, be He was queer from his birth, the result Pullman bleeper reservations can l>e secur some worthy or great thing, to become a ing formerly No. 17, E. R., of Montreal. of prenatal influences, his mother hav ed in advance through auy agent of the road man or woman of character and considera The first grand lodge in the United States ing been seriously ill for some time pri was constituted in Boston in 1733, under Tlmincdi To AmericA. and irnl"8,1 England tion in the world. AIIHHILII Tirlipk lirMlbb| You read the story of a fine action or a the title of St. John’s grand lodge. Henry or to liis advent. Instead of repairing nnd Eurojic can be purchased at any ticket heroic character—the death of Socrates, or Price, of Boston, organized the lodge from to tlie local temple of learning be would office of this comnany. the voyago of Columbus, or the sacrifice of a commission sent by Lord Viscount Mon wander off into tlie woods, and here Full information concerning rates, time of trains, routes and other details furnished Nathan Hale, or sucha poem as “The Lady tague, the grand master of England.—De was another singular trait brought out. on application to any agent, or of the Lake”—not for information only, troit Free Press. A D CHARLTON. Birds and squirrels do not avoid him as rou those wno cannot poksibli call p : ! but to create in you a higher ideal of life, An Opinion of La Fayette. Asst General Passenger Agent. and to give yon sympathy with your fel they do others, and reptiles oftbeearth SONALLT, HOME TREATMENT PL.ll 1.3 V I. General Office Of the Company, No, 1W1 Talleyrand did not like La Fayette, and lows and with noble purposes. You can First Hl., Cor. Wallington, Fortand, Or IN THE REACH OF ALL THAT WILL GIVE show a strong affection for him. not begin too young to have these ideals he thought the true interests of France lay INSTANTANEOUS BELIEF AND A In summer lie usually has an aasort- in cultivating close relations with northern and theso purposes, and therefore the best PERMANENT CURE. i ment of reptiles concealed about him, literature in all the world Is the best for Afric.a rather than with America. The most speedy, positive and perma lie says: M. de L«% Fayette belongs to a I and cannot be looked upon as cheerful you to begin with. And you will find it the most interesting.— Charles Dudley noble family of Auvergne, boasting of but company for those of nervous temper nent cure for Catarrh of the Head, Asthma aud all Throat, Brouchial, Lung, lieart little luster; under Louis XIV the intelli Warner in St. Nicholas. gence of a woman had brought the name ament. flube could make large money Stomach, Liver and Kidney Affections If so be sure and call for your tickets It Fooled the Cop Thrice. via the into some renown. if he could be prevailed upon to leave Nervous Debility, etc. Consumption, in “J’erer hear how the old Fort and Third its various stages, permanently cured He was born to a large fortune, and bad home, but he does not care to get far Street Presbyterian church got burned married a lady of t he house of Noailles. Da. A born ’ s O riginal M ods of T reat tip?” said the old fireman at the Wayne Had not an extraordinary occurrence away from Warrensburg. Here anil at went and liii M edicated I nhalationj street bouse. “*F you didn’t it’s a funny drawn him out of the rank and file he neighboring towns, whenever an in gives instantaneous relief, builds up an< story. would have been ignored all liis life. M. voice of stock is received at a store, or revitalizes the whole constitution and “It was about fifteen years ago. The de La Fayette had not enough in himself to system, thereby prolonging life. Weak, -THE— church people, conceived the idea of run come to «anything, for he is below the when the annual accounts of stock are nervous, debilitated and broken-down ning the stovepipe up the steeple to give str. nd a rd at which one is reckoned a clever taken lie is employed. When in Kan constitutions, old and young, invariably more draught to the furnace. man. sas City on the occasion above referred gain from ten to thirty pounds in from W “The first time they lighted up the de In his desire to distinguish himself, as to lie earned $200 in three days, several thirty to ninety days. partment-turned out promptly to investi well as in the means he use?, there is D r . A born ’ s phenomenal skillandmar- gate the cause of the smoke which rolled something that seems taught. What he firms employed him. •elons cures have created the greatest out of the steeple. We discovered what does looks as though it did not proceed Another miraculous power with astonishment on the Pacific Coast and Ids positively the shortest and flnjii the snap was, and went home and rubbed from his own self. He gives one the idea which Field is endowed is his ability throughout the American continent, dur line to Chicago and the east and south and up our engines. of a man following the «advice of somebody to tell time. only sleeping and dining car through Ho usually carries a ing the past twenty-five years. Asthma, the “About a week after, about 3 o’clock in else. Unfortunately no one will boast of 1. tarrh of the Head, and all Throat, Bron Ine to the morning, a belated citizen discovered having offered him any at the most im watch, but as he doesn’t know the chial and Lung trouble instantly relieved, City, and all Mi««ourl smoke pouring out of the steeple and portant moment of his life.—Century. | characters on the dialplate, and winds al o I'hir Diseases and Deafness often cured Omaha, Hanans Hirer Point. tnrned in another alarm. We went down it only when the inspiration seizes p -eianently at first consultation. D r . again and looked at the steeple. Then we Hi Egypt. him, the machine may lie considered A sorn ’ s essay on the “ Curability of Con Its magnificent steel track, unsurpassed drove back and cleaned our engines. Rude Foreigner (meeting British tourist) sumption,” and a treatise on “Catarrh ol service and elegant dining and “Three or four mornings later a new —Ah! I see it is true that no one but a pig rather in the light of a fashionable van- the Head,” with evidences of some ex train deeping policeman got. on to the smoke «and turned and an Englishman can face the hot winds. ! ity. He is his own chronometer. traordinary cures, mailed free. Call or Jtle or cars has honestly earned for it the in an .alarm. We hustled to the spot, saw British Tourist—Evidently, for you and : At any perion of tlie day or night address DR ABORNi the policeman and asked, ‘Where's the I are the only living things abroad.—Har lie can give the exact meridian time, Fourth «ad Morrlwn St».* I’ortlnnd, Oreron. fire?’ Tho Royal Route per’s Bazar. j not alone in hours and minutes N ot «.— Home treatment, securely packed, «ent by “ ‘There, don’t you see?’ he shouted, I ’ oino Without a Mother. Express to all part* of the Pacific Coast, for those wb« pointing to the smoking steeple. We ex i —that’s too trivial for his lib cannot Jthcrs may imitate,but none can stirpasi it possibly call in person. changed courtesies all arouud, and the Our motto fc “always on time.” eral mind—but in seconds. He is ab The room’s in disorder, new policeman felt pretty small. Then we Ill INVITES TO CALL FOB FREE CONSULTATION Be sure and ask ticket agenta for ticket* solutely correct. In common with all went back and polished up the engines. The cat’s on the table, ria tbll celobrated route and take non< “About a week later the same policeman, The flower-stand upset, .and the mta- geniuses he has his frailty. It 1» a »Chert, W. H MEAD, G A sauntering down that way early in the N d , 4 Washington street, Portland, Or [chief to pay; fondness for the rosy for which Field Is morning, saw the old church smoking most to I* reproached. He gets drunk again. A citizen saw it, too, and screamed And (’barley is screaming whenever and wherever the opportun at the officer: As loud as he’s able, “ ‘Why in blazes don’t you call out the For nothing goes right when mamma’s ity offers, and is in no wise particular fire department? That church is all afire.’ I [away. about his lotlle companions. Hun “ ‘You be blessed!’ replied the officer. ‘I * don’t bite twice on that kind of thing. What a scene of discomfort and con dreds of times after be has been utterly That’s only the furnace.’ fusion home would be if mamma did oblivious to the flight of time he has f “ ‘Furnace be blowed!’yelled the citizen, / • zçë If your wife is slowly been awakened from a drunken stupor »I ‘that church is on fire, and if you don’t not return. ON SALE breaking down from a combination of by those who doubted the complete ■ cZtf turn in an alarm I will.’ ------ TO----- “ ‘If you do I'll lock you up,’ said the domestic cares and female .disorders, po-se«sion by him of his peculiar pow cop. ‘Now move on.’ The citizen moved make it your first business to restore ers and tbe hour asked. I variably DEN VE on, and in a few minutes the flames burst Dr. Pierce’s Favorite bave his responses been correct to the from all the windows of the church, and her to health last tick of the watch. she was burned clear down to the cellar.” Prescription is without a peer ¡1 as a rem- —Detroit Journal. edy for feeble and debilitat«-d women, S. F. Hershey says in a recent article: PRICE---------------- CTS. A Tailor's Great Ingenuity. and is the only remedy for the class of At a place called Shelford, near Notting maladies known as female diseases “Woman lives longer than man, goes I IT IS THE BEST. riTfc ST PAUL. ST. LOUIS. insane less numerously, conilts suicide I _ EASIEST TO USE. ’ E ham, England, there was at one time an guaran- ; which is sold under a positive Ito & THE CHEAPES T. E ANO ALL FOINTS extraordinary number of red velvet collars one-third as often, makes one-tenth worn, so much so that people outside be tee from tho manufacturers that it will the demand on the public purse for gan to wonder at the cause, which was give satisfaction or the money will be finally discovered in the person of an im refunded. It is n positive cure for the support in jail, prisons and alms pecunious tailor who was likewise sexton most complicated euses of womb trou houses.” AT------ Rtifff little fortunes have been madent of the local church. At Shelf ord the burial ble. ________________ work fur u«, hr Anna I’afre, Auctin, ih xa«, anti Jni. Bonn, Toledo, Ohio. vaults of the noble Chesterfield family are About a century ago it was estimated ISee cut. Oi her« nre doing aa we iLMhr ARE yon made miserable by Indigestion fofa located, and from the coffins of the sleepers, Constipation. Dizziness. Los. of Appetite that Paris had only about fifty pick in«-t ’•"«? Some earn over f 100.00 a ZF’OIFc'T’Z-^LÌSrZD. OR., kwwitii. l‘«ME ran do the work and live most of whom, it seemed, were provided I Yellow Skin.’ Shiloh's Vitalize: < pnsi- pockets; now the police reports show lat hon»-. wherever yon ere. Even be- with red velvet collars, this sartatorial mis tivc cure; sold by Iloworth ami Co. £ S¡oners are »«-»iljr «a-nir.it from 9i to 10a day. All <(*9. We show you how that their number has reached 4,000 in creant had cabbaged the material to start GEO. S. TAYLOR' Ticket Aflt and start you. Can work In snare time a style. The living earl of Chesterfield was Croup. Whooping Cough «mi l.-onchitis the metropolis alone and about 10,000 or all th* time. Big money for work ers. Fstlnre uoknown among them. highly amused at the ingenuity of the immediately relieved by Shiloh’s Cure ---------- XEV.’ 6,id w-mderfol. Psricnlar»ftr». In the rest of France tailor, and passed it off as a good joke.— Sold hv Howorth and Co Corner First and Cak St». U Hallett dL Cft .Box «¿SOPortland,Maine Buy ITow ISefbxe Too Insite. * CURES m USE HEADACHE *1* THE BEST. S OREGON DEVELOPMEN COM PANY'S STEAMSHIP LINE. < East and South Southern Pacific Route SHASTA LINE. % Northern I’acilic Ri' ’ Through Tickets to all Points To all Points East & South I ST. PAUL AND CHICAGO ABORN ARE YOU GOING EAST? V CATARRH East, North Clothier and Furnisher. South. I )