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I not qnite three winter«.
D. Powers & Sons is the firm name of
OltKOOX.
Mrs. Dudley Kavanagh lias a hand- a wealthy banking house in Lanstogburg,
McMrs;;viLi.E,
some residence at
N. Y. The peculiarity of this firm name
January
No. 16 West For
is tliat “D. Powers” is a woman, now 99
ty-seventh street
years old, and the oldest banker there
in New York, a
fore in the world. With some of her
her dogs fare
FAIR DOG FAV IFRS.
means she has established and still sup
sumptuously
ports the Deborah Powers Home for Old
the habitnes
Ladies.
t
WEALTHY WOMEN WHO PROPOSE Delmonieo’s.
At the last meeting of the Association
TO ENGINEER A BENCH SHOW.
Mrs. William
for the Advancement of Women, in To
R. McKee is the
ronto, Miss Georgia Louise Leonard, of
Pet Canine* Who Bat the Fat of the Lap<1 wealthy widow
Washington, read a striking paper on
of
a
well
known
from Solid Silver Ditilie* an<1 Have a
the status of woman in ancient Egypt.
western newspa
Jolly Time Generally in the Splendid
It presented the ancients of Egypt, in a
per proprietor.
new light. It appears by the historic
Home* of Their Mistressr*.
Her greatest pct
! records that in the Egypt of the long
is a beantifnl
{Copyright by American Press Association.)
past women were more enlightened and
After invading about every other do Italian grey
advanced
than they have ever been
hound
that
will
main that has hitherto, by the men at
since. She said the government of
be
entered
at
the
least, been considered sacred to the lords
Egypt in its early times was carried on
of creation, tbe American woman is now show in the
with women in the chief place. No
arranging to enter actively into the field firm lielief that
country lias ever exhibited a government
no other dog of
of bench shows.
soliuinaneand-eomplete. Th«' religion of
The new departure is to l>e made by his kind under
Egypt, with its female head, made itself
club, which is the sun can ap
the American Pet Dog
~
felt in the life of the people. A daugh
proach him in HORA and PEcan:.
composed almost
beauty of form and length of pedigree. ter often sncceede«! the father instead of
entirely of ladies,
Both Mrs. McKee and her daughter, a a son; cliildren took their mothers’
thongh, with the
bright young lady of ¡9, are active pro names, husbands those of their wives.
most praisewor
moters
of everything that will advance Women assisted in all the higlter func
thy magnanim
tions of life, and no life was purer. The
the
interests
of dumb animals.
ity, male creat
M iss Welsh is one of Philadelphia's law gave also equality to woman. With
ures are not
Four Hundred, very rich, very pretty marriage she lost no privileges or prop
entirely excluded
and very “swell.” She has a number of erty.
from member
fine pugs and spaniels who livelike kings
I look confidently forward to the day
ship. But the
and queens.
when municipal government will be
control of affairs
'Miss Van Buren is said to be one of largely in the hands of women. - Glean,
rests in the hands
the haudsoinest women in New .Jersey. beautiful streets and parks, good health,
of the female
members, and MRS. C. WHEATLEIGH. She is a stately blonde, and goes a great morality and first class schools in the
deal into New York society. Her home city in whicli they live arc matters in
only one of the
offices, the treasnrership, has been given at Englewood is a singularly beautiful which all women are vitally interested.
to a man. The presidency is held by place. She has a greyhound, Cupid, that
Brave, capabje women are seeking ad
Mrs. Charles Wheatleigh, .of New York; is famous throughout the land among mission into a thousand industrial occu
dog
lovers.
Mrs. S. C. Barnum, of the same city, is
pations hitherto closed to them, and it is
Mrs. Cunningham’s dogs, Flora and written iu the stars that they are going
rice president, and Miss Marion E. Ban
Peggi",
are
two
of
the
finest
pngs
ever
nister, of Crawford, N. J., is secretary.
to get there, too.
The membership rolls embrace ladies
Somebody has solemnly accused me of
from half a dozen different states. It is
taking a one sidod view, the woman’s
the president, Mrs. Wheatleigh. who has
side, of every question between the
been most active in promoting the
■ sexes. Well, is it not time somebody
scheme for a bench show.
was taking the woman’s side of the case?
“We are tired,” she said to me recent
Nobody has ever done so yet to any ex
ly, “of being shoved off into some
tent.
deserted corner at the bench shows
Harriet Crocker Alexander, daughter
which we attend. Onr dogs are always
of Charles Crocker, the railroad million
the greatest attraction in the shows, at
aire of California, has made a gift of a
least for women aud children, but the
costly ».n<l splendid new building to
managers invariably put ns off into the
Princeton university. And Princeton
darkest places where no one can ever
university is tlie most hard necked
find ns. As a result, any number of
school in the north against the admis
people who own j>et dogs have of recent
sion of women to its educational privi
years refused to exhibit them, and all of
leges, and among its professors and
these, whether members or not, will aid
graduates aro many of the oldest fogies
us if we give a show. Our club was
on the woman question to be fonnd .in
formed for the purpose of protecting tbe
civilization. Harriet, Harriet! How
rights of the pet dog and improving
MRS. DRAPER’S PT’OS.
conld you do it?
the breed. Other specialty clubs will
Mary F. Seymour, editor of The Busi
invited to co-operate with us. and we bred. They were reared at the pretty
will probably have onr show in Madison place occupied by the family at Bensoli- ness Womans Journal, was the first
hurst,
and
are
as
fat
as
aldermen,
thanks
woman who ever took testimony as a
Square garden.”
stenographer in a court of law in New
To give a successful bench show is an to the rich diet on which they are fed.
Mrs.
M.
E.
Randolph,
one
the
most
Jersey. Governor Abbett. of Uiat state,
undertaking little less difficult than
energetic
members
of
the
clnb,
has
one
appointed her a commissioner of deeds.
building a railroad through a wilder
ness, and many an ambitions man has of the largest collections of thoroughbred
The Oklahoma house of representatives
gone down helplessly before the under1 pet dogs in tho country at her pretty has already passed a bill granting suf
taking. But home in Berkeley Heights, N. J. Her frage to women.
Mrs. Wheatleigh fox terriers and cocker spaniels arc high
The census reportshows a smaller per
is endowed with among the recorded dogs.
centage of illiteracy in Wyoming thanin
Mrs.
Sarah
J.
Davis,
of
Wategau,
is
a
a n y amount of
any other state or territory in the Union.
energy, and she breeder of pet dogs, and has large png Is this because women have been voting
kennels.
She
has
been
a
freqnent
exhib
will bring enough
there for nearly a quarter of a century?
enthusiasm to the itor, and generally carries off a prize.
A. manual training and trade school
The late Mrs. Rives, mother of Amelia
task to enable her
to surmount any Rives Chanlor, was a member oft the club for, girls lias been opened at Ben Rhyding,
up to th-‘ time of near Leeds, in England. It prepares
difficulty. She
her death. Mrs. girls for work especially in sneii occupa
/
fairly idolizes her
Chanler herself, tions as have uot.yet been overcrowded
dogs, o f which
it is expected .will by their sex. Among such.trades, are
she lias seven, all
join at the next ndmed I bookkeeping, designing, piano
thoroughbred
meeting. She has tuning and cooking. The world is not
YTMA-YTMA.
pngs, with Ynma-
always been a yet overstocked with good cooks.
Yunia, a blue ribbon winner, as queen,
great friend of
and she is willing to submit to any
Mrs. Wheat-
amount of trouble and annoyance to ad
leigli’s, and ¡-ome
vance the interests of the pet dog world.
time before the
She is the wife of Charles Wheatleigh,
talented young CHICAGO CONTRIBUTED A VICTIM.
the actor, who is also a member of the
writer was.mar
clnb, and their handsome house at No.
ried the president One ot Her Shrewdest Business Men
129 ¿1st Sixteenth street, in New York,
of the Pet Dog Takea;in by a Gotbani Bunco Sharp.
has been generously placed at the dis
CHICK.
club sent her a
“The shrewdest business men we-have,”
posal of the club as a meeting place and
thoroughbred young png named Chick, remarked a member of the stock exchange
general headqnarters.
the other evening, “are easily vinfimteed
The other members, many of them descended from a long race of famous whenever Lhey are concerned in matters
prominent society women, are scarcely ancestors. A few days after his arrival outside of their own line of business and
less enthusiastic than their president for in, his new Virginia.home Chick wrote their own circle of acquaintances. A
the following charming letter through grain speculator who is inveigled into a
the proposed dog show.
real estate deal loses his lionlike character
Mrs. Barnum, the vice president, is the pen of his mistress:
C astle U ill .. 30th November.
and becomes a lamb at once. If I were a
the wife of a very wealthy clothing mer Mv D ear G uandmama
I. arrived solely yester bunco man I would lie in wait for the
chant, and lives in an imposing mansion day after a very pleasant journey.
My new mistress, iif perfectly delighted.with me, typical business man every time.
on Lexington avenue, New York. She
“A few weeks ago a lumber dealer, whose
has always taken an active interest in and thinks, pardon my vanity, that I am a beauty. name
is well known throughout Chicago,
I was not a bit tired, and was so excited that. I
dogs, and was at one time a prominent had
a grand romp last night. I then went to bed and whoso check is good for a million or
exhibitor at the 1 tench shows. At pres like a good boy and slept ’ all. nighty I have a two, was taken into cauxp by a slick young
ent Mrs. Barnum is content with the lovely new basket to steep* in, with a.‘little mat man in New York in a way which makes
and blankets to cover, me. MiaslEHa pnt it him fighting mad. The financial loss is
honor of possessing the fattest and jolli- tress
by her bed in a chair, and covered it on the out
est png in the club.
side with a shawl. 1 cried this morning, and she trifling—a mere bagatelle—but the victim
Miss Bannister, the club’s secretary, is took m«' up and put me in my box and gave me gnashes his teeth whenever he thinks of
a handsome young wom.ui of 10 or 20, a little dish of my food. 1 am taking my first les the ease with which he was politely robbed.
“He had scarcely registered at the Fifth
in obedience, and am learning to lie «town
and almost as popular in New York as sen
when told, come when I am called, jump over Avenue hotel in New York before a spruce
she is in her home circles at Crawford. hands, get in my basket, sit up, etc.
young man. who familiarly called him
Miss Bannister lias any number of thor Miss EUa says if not too much trouble will you ‘Colonel,’ although he never saw military
write
her
the
origin
of
the
name
Chick.
oughbred spaniels and pugs, but her
Many thanks for sending me the food and the service and is guiltless of any military
■—»opt particular pet is Nadjy, the small biscuit.
Would it hurt me to bave a little drink title, introduce*! himself as the son of the
est png known to dogdom. Nadjy is of good cow's milk with a little lime water in It? well known Cleveland millionaire, Dan P.
There is a young doctor staying here who knows Eel Is. Young Mr. Eel Is was just returning
quite the belle in her circles, and the
deal About puppies, and be thinks it would from a European trip, «and was glad to
quilted wraps she wears on her New a do great
me good.
meet some one from the west. It made
York visits have made an undying repu
With best love to you and pap3 and mama.
him think of home once more. Besides,
tation for her. Miss Bannister lias a
It isn’t every dog that can afford so there was another weighty reason. for his
special playground for her pets at Craw talented an amanuensis as Chick’s.
pleasure in meeting a man from the west.
ford, a tract of gronnd 200 by 100.
“He bad brought home with lf.ru a large
P aul L atzke .
Mrs. Frank Leslie is one of the moat WOMAN’S WORLD IN "PARAGRAPHS. number of rare books and paintings and
earnest members of the club, but on ac
bric-a-brac, and was surprised to find that
count of her exacting business aud social That Awful Reverence the Hired Girl the custom house charges had increased
enormously. He was thunderstruck when
duties she rarely finds time to attend the
Has for a Man.
the customs officers named the amount of
meetings, wliich aro held in the after
The merry "Woman About Town" in duty he must pay. He was totally unpre
noons, just at a time when Mrs. Leslie The New York Evening Sun mentions pared for it, but managed to settle the bill,
is busiest at her desk. She keeps fully her experience in lxnrding lionses when although he had been left stranded in New
posted in the affairs of the clnb, though, there are ami are not men to be served. York. He had telegraphed for money, but
and at the proposed bench show her dog, To the average chambermaid and female wanted very much to leave for home im
cook, to nearly all women who have at mediately. Couldn’t the ‘Colonel’ advance
some time in their lives been employed enough money to buy a first class ticket to
The ‘Colonel’ could, and did.
in a menial capacity, Man is always to ! Cleveland?
“For several weeks he waited for a re-
be written with a big M. and Man is a | mittancc from Mr. Eells. It did not ma-
large tin god on wheels. If a Man in tcrialize. Then he wrote a polite note to
a boarding house oversleeps himself the i the Cleveland millionaire, This brought a
coffee is boiling hot for him when ho! prompt reply. It. was not pleasant read
comes, and the chops are the juiciest and ' ing, but it was decidedly interesting to the
1*
tenderest. The female dragons who | Chicago lumber dealer who had so pbilan-
come to the rescue of young
guard kitchen and dining room are all thTopically
Mr. Eells. It, read: ‘Sony for you. It’s
smiles tor him ami sugared sweetness. the
same old game, though. I have but
Bnt let the hapless woman boarder over- ■ one son, and he has been an invalid for
sleep
herself!
Scowls
and
frowns
meet
!
many years and has not left my house.
MRS. RANDOLPH’S COCKER SPANIELS,
her. She takes the ct>ld scraps, and must ! Read the papers.’ ’’—Chicago Mail.
a beautiful Yorkshire terrier that is de be glad even to get them, says the '
votedly attached to his handsome mis- “Woman About Town." This is a sam
Will Cuba Break in Two?
tress, is pretty certain to come in for ple of how tlie female servant regards . The startling discovery 1ms been made
some of the honors.
men and women generally. She shows ' that Cuba is cracking—not simply crack
Mrs. Henry E. Abbey, .rife of the well the instinct of the menial and the slave ! ing, but bursting wide open. Numerous
known theatrical manager, is also a to fawn upon the masters, or those whom fissures in the earth have appeared in
member, and her name heads the roll. they believe to be the masters. That this main’ widely situated localities, but par
She is relied npon to take an active part feeling among women, toward the mas ticularly near Matanzas. One of theso
enormous cracks in nearly eleven English
in securing the bench show.
culine sex lias degenerated till it has '
in length, and has actually broken a
Among the society leaders who belong reached the servant girl stratum of so- ' miles
mountain chain «'isunder, leaving a wide
to the clnb are Mrs. M. E. Baldwin, Mrs. ciety wo may congratulate ourselves. gap, which, but for tbe fact that the fissure
John H. Draper. Mrs. James R. Franklin, By anil by it will disappear altogether. seems without bottom, would make a
Mrs. Dudley Kavanagh and Mrs. Will Then woman will regard man as she splendid roadway, making the rich planta
iam R. McKee, all. of New York: Misi should—as her friend, helper and good ■ tions in the valley lieyond at least fifty
Welsh, of Philadelphia: Miss Edith Van comrade; her master and superior, never! miles nearer Lathios, the nearest port,
which is now reached by rounding the
Buren, of Englewood. N. J., aud Mrs. A.
Eliza Pntnam Heajou, exchange edi spur of the mountain. Some of the cracks
M. Cunningham, of Ben>-«nhnrst-l>y-the-
tor of The Brooklyn Times, is one of the and openings within sight of this place aro
Sea, on Long Island.
600 to 1,000 feet loDg, 24 to 50 feet wide and
Mrs. Baldwin lives at 186 Madison most successful newspaper women in I of unknown depth.
tho
country.
~
She
a
slender
little
avenue, where she lias one of the most
These disturbances may be and no doubt
beautiful homes in New York. Her woman, with bright blue-gray eyes and are a continuation of those felt not long
pink
cheeks,
Like
all
women
journal
summer residence is at Newport, and
ago along the south coast of the island,
she generally remains at her cottage ists who arc any good at all, Mrs. Hca- ! but the people are not inclined to view it
ton
is
very
industrious.
Besides
her
edi
in that light, regarding all such mani-
there until very late in the season. Her
two pngs, Peter and Paul, have a pedi torial work on Tho Times, she docs , testations with a superstitious awe, many
them actually believing that some im
gree a yard long, and put on as many much syndicate writing of excellent of
character, producing two or thro«' New pending calamity is about to overwhelm
airs as Fifth avenue heiresses
the country. Scientists explainjt by say
Mrs. Draper is the widow of the late York letters every week. She is full of ing that the earth’s crust thickens from
vim
and
energy,
moving
about
in
all
J. H. Draper, who died only a few
. the sea inland, and that therefore the in
months ago of pneumonia. In conse weathers in search of information for land pressure is toward t he nearest coast
her
letters.
Mrs.
Heaton
is
vice
presi
line. The cru3t there and in the ocean be-
quence she is in deep mourning, and
sees none of her society friends. She dent of the New York Woman’s Press yond, being thinner, is more sensitive to
has a pair of singularly fine pugs, Len clulx Besides all this, she is a model central disturbances.—Matanzas Letter.
nie and Tootsey, and they follow her wife an<l mother and keeps house. Per
Color of Fyes in Hypnoti&m.
almost everywhere, now that she does haps she conld not accomplish so ranch
Au clcctriciau on Randolph street says:
little or no calling. They have .been if she had not a well trained and dis People
who have hazel eyes do not hypnotize
taught any number of tricks, and are ciplined intellect. She is a graduate of easily. The lighter the eye the more easily
Boston
university.
always willing to “show off.”
the work is done. People with dark eyes
One thing that is most needed by our are more nervous than those with light
Mrs. Franklin has a fine city residence
■sixth sex now is for women to thoroughly like eyes, and it is difficult for the former to
just east of’Fifth ayenneop
h and one another, stand tip for one another ¡concentrate their sight and thoughts.—
«troct —
jfl
h on and hang together. Woolen’s clubs are Chicago Tribune.
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Hillary, a King Charles spaniel of helping to bring about this good result.
ODDS AND ENDS.
A brown dotted veil is said to be the one
most universally becoming to the wearer.
Traveling is one of the severest tests of
good breeding. Gentlefolks worthy of the
name will behave as well abroad as at
home.
The Rev. C. H. Spurgeon writes from the
south of France that be is slowly but sure
ly recovering his health.
To banish red ants from the pantries
strew whole cloves around the shelves.
The same is also considered a good moth
exterminator.
Carmen Sylva says that “men study a
woman as they study the barometer, but
they do not understand till the day after
ward.”
It has recently l>een found that certain
fungoid growths have the power of remov
ing gold from water containing it in sus
pension.
Cowboys and cavalrymen are usually
bowlegged. But all bowlegged people «are
not cowboys—for which they should be
grateful.
The first metal pen mentioned by modern
historians was that used by Peter Bales,
the famous writing master to Queen Eliza
beth.
The chemical expert of the sanitary board
of Garstov has reported an estim«ate that
that city drinks about 40,000 pails daily of
its own sewage.
Alexander the Great had a twist in his
neck. It was therefore fashionable for
every one in that monarch's court to carry
his neck in the same way.
Dr. Benner, of Doylestown, has mended
the broken leg of Philip Rodrock's horse,
so that the animal has quite recovered the
use of the limb. The horse was suspended
in a swing eight weeks.
In New Mexico, near Albuquerque, an
ancient smelting furnace, filled with ore,
was discovered a few days ago. Not far off
a bar of smelted silver was fonnd. The
furnace was 5 feet high and 3 feet square,
and was so built that heat could be evenly
distributed to every part, by a system of
pipes.
Frank De Witt Talmage, son of the
famous Brooklyn preacher, is lecturing in
western cities. He is a young man of 24,
of dark complexion, and somewhat resem
bles his father in facial expression. He
shows evidenco of having been trained in
oratory, yet his delivery is crude and his
gestures «are not spontaneous.
Let us accept our children as the kind of
people they are by nature. Do not let them
feel that their faults are uppermost in our
minds when we think of them. The per
son who is happy surely faces the world at
a great advantage; the person who is un
happy often has doubts and suspicions and
bitterness.
I
.
Look Out for Your Dogs.
I believe sportsmen when traveling
should be as careful of the comfort of
their dogs as would the owner of a great
thoroughbred en route to enter for the
fall races. The dog is certainly as worthy
and has by far the more delicate constitu
tion, yet how many sportsmen when on
car, steamer or stopping in transit take
the trouble to inspect the quarters of their
faithful companions? Many of the frater
nity I know consign their dogs to the care
of a servant, and trust implicitly to his
assurance that they have been well taken
care of; the dogs can’t talk, and the glib
servitor pockets his fee, and that is the end
of it.
I have had some rough experience on
that subject, which has caused me to fol
low this rigid rule, viz.: not only to feed
my dogs with my own hands, but to insist
upon seeing their sleeping quarters for the
night. Some hotel keepers look upon the
finest bred and best trained dog as they do
a brute; all dogs are alike to them, from
the stump tailed, scalded skin street cur
to the aristocratic setter or pointer; they
make no provision for the care of them,
and all true sportsmen should carry their
custom elsewhere when they discover that
fact.—Cor. Week’s Sport.
WHAT ON EARTH IS IT !
RUBE FIELD, THE MATHEMATIC
AL WONDER.
Can Extract the Oue-Tlious.ndtli Root in
a Flash—And Do th. Work of T.n Men
in One-tenth of the Time, and Uses No
Paper or Pencil—Can also Tell the Time
of Day Without a Watch.
?
Lots
»a Oak Park
ADI yiTTOZNT
ARE SELLING FAST!
. It
Is
Etiild.iixg’
TTp-
Ilul* Field is the kingpin of Missouri
Soon Lots will be scarce and Command a Higher Price.
freaks. As long as he retains a resi
dence in that town Warrensburg will
be entitled to a place on the map. In
a general way Field is not burdened
Price Ranges $50-up. For full particulars apply to
with intelligence, inherent or acquired.
J. I. KNIGHT * CO..
THE INVESTMENT CO.,
He is absolutely devoid ot information,
49 Stark St., Portland, Or.
and possesses fewer social graces than a
Real Estate Agents, McMinnville.
F. BARNEKOFF A CO..
McMinnville
Flouring MUM.
Digger Indian.
Were it not for his i«eculiar faculty or
“gift” as he terms it, he would be cata
logued among ¡dots, and no more said.
K <
In arithmetic, however, he is a light
Mr. Spurgeon's Love for Bagpipes.
ning striker. There is no problem so
ANY
A good story has j ust come to light about difficult that he cannot solve it the in
Mr. Spurgeon, which giveesome idea of the
stant he comprehends the terms. If a
love he entertains for bagpipe playing.
Paul McKillop, the old Highlander whose series of numbers, no matter how great
body was fonnd in the Caledonian canal, or small, are called to him be gives the
“While You Wait,"
Inverness, the other week, and who saw
much active service in tlio Seventy-ninth amount as soon ns the last number is
BUT CURES
Highlanders, was engaged to play Mr. given by the experimenter. Physi
•,r-.
NOTHING ELSE.
Spurgeon from Dingwall station, when the cians have counseled over him and the
late Dr. Kennedy’s new church was opened wise men of the neighborhood have
in that town. McKillop, dressed in full
regimentals, and with his pipe in splendid caucused on his case for the past twen
THE YAQUINA ROUTE.
order, impatiently awaited the arrival of ty-live years or more, but no conclusion
the eminent divine from London.
has been reached in the premises.
I
No sooner had Mr. Spurgeon stepped
Field first burst on Kansas City ten
■ECAUII THEY ARC
from the railway carriage on to the plat
years
ago.
A
large
dry
goods
store
had
form than his ears were greeted with a
1
stirring Highland march. Mr. Spurgeon changed hands and the purchaser de
D. M. F erry & Co’s
seemed to take in the stalwart piper at a sired to take possession at one, but with
B Illustrated, Descriptive and Priced
T. E. XXog-g-, Xvecel-ver.
glance, ascertained his name (Paul McKil
I
eed annual
lop), and, in a voice heard above the sound ordinary methods of invoicing, the
• — and —
For 1891 will be mailed FR E E j
of the pipes, exclaimed, “Paul, Paul, why stock could not have been invoiced in
yjto all applicants, and to last season’s 1
persecutes! thou me?”
ten days’ time. An envoy was sent to
customers. It is better than ever, j
Paul was quick to perceive that the di Warrensburg and after much persua
‘¿ve,y person using Garden,
Flower or Field Seeds,
vine meant no offense, and, giving a pat to
ffl should send for it. Address
his bagpipes, ho made for the church.— sion induced the statistical Reuben to
D. M . FERRY A CO.
come to this city, says the Kansas City
London Tit-Bite,
W
DETROIT, MICH,
225 Miles Shorter—20 lioura lea*
m Largest Seedsmen in the v.-o.-’.. J P
Lazy.
.Ver«. The different clerks stood in
time than by any other route.
It is strange how many countrymen who their departments and called to Field
have a particular trade prefer to go without the merchandise and prices in their re
Si-First clasH through passenger and freight
work, and consequently without money,
line from Portland and all pointe in tbe Wfl
spective
stocks
and
Field
gave
the
In
mette
valley Io and from San Francisco.
rather than do any “job” which they con
sider a little beneath them. It costs so amounts to a rapid accountant, who
—VIA—
Timo Schedule (except Sunday»).
little to live that a few weeks, more or had difficulty in keeping the pace Bet
less, of idleness seem to make no differ by the calculator. When all the items
LcaveAlbanyl2:20 pm Leave Yaauina 7 am
ence to these high spirited workmen.
“ 'orvalis 1:03 pm “ CorvaUelO :35 am
Arr'vYaquina-l :«35 pm, ArrivAlbanyll :13am
A lady who had a summer home in a had been made they were read off to
O.
A.
trains connect at Albany and Cor«
little t-own in* northern New Hampshire Field as rapidly as the accountant could
vail is.
found the greatest difficulty in getting articulate, and the sum total given by
Express Tyains Leave Portland Daily
The above trains connect at Y aqhnb with
The Dolphin Simo.
anybody to do “odd jobs” about the prem
LEAVE
ARRIVE.
the Oregon Developement ('o'a. Line of Steam
the arithmetician without turning a
The gentle Pliny, who is frequently ises.
Portland... 7.00 p in•SanFranciscolO.lbam ships between Yaqnina and San Francisco.
quoted in John Ashton’s book on zoology
“Why, I never can tell,” she confided to rule. He had, with the aid of six or San Fran. 9:00 p m Portland
X. B.—PawaageH fro» Portland and all Wil-
9.35am
because of his having turned in a para a friend, “whether they will be willing to eight men, performed in three hours
Valley Points can make closo connec
Above trains stop oidy at following sta amette
tion
with the* trains of the Y aquina Pot Ti at
graph commending the early Christians do wbat I ask, or whether they’ll consider of a Sunday morniag the task that the tions north of Roseburg : East Portland,
Albany
or
Corvallis, and if destined to San
for getting up before sun up, was capable that I’ve insulted them.”
Oregon Citv, Woodburin, Salem, Alljany,
Francisco, should arrange to arrive at Yaqnina
of interesting narratives. He ground out
She had a near neighbor whose husband men who assisted him could not bave Tangent, Sliedds, Halsey, Harrisburg. Jun the
evening
before date of sailing.
ction city, Irving, Eugene
one about a dolphin that struck up an ac was a “ne’er do well.” He was a carpenter accomplished in ten days.
Rosebni
g
Mall
Daily.
quaintance with a nice little boy who by trade, but had long «ago ceased to exer
The foregoing and subsequent state
Nailing' Date**
walked «around the Lucrine lake from Baiae cise his proficiency in that direction, owing,
ARRIVE
LEAVE.
to Puteoli to school every day. This dol perhaps, to a lack of demand for his work. ments touching Field’s properties may Portland . . 8:00 «1 m Roseburg. . 5:40 p 111
The Steamer Willamette Valley will sail
phin's name was Simo, and the nice little He was quite happy, apparently, to sit on seem to partake somewhat of the pro Roseburg. 6:20 a m , Portland . 4 :00 p ni
FROM YAQVINA.
FROM FAN FRANCISCO
boy used to whistle for him every morning his side porch most of the day, smoking a perties of tlie apectrum, but they are
Albany Local, Daily. Except Sunday.
January 19th,
January 23d, *
when the first Ixill rang, and when Simo pipe, though occasionally he did a little true nevertheless, and can l>e attested
LEAVE
ARRIVE.
27th,
“ ’ Sint.
would come up thrashing and splashing hoeing.
Portland . 5: p in Albany........ 9: p m
around, the nice little boy would break off
9: a in
There was a half dilapidated arbor on by thousands of citizens of Jackson Albany........ 5: a in Portland
Pasnenger and fìeight rate« nlwaya tbe low
a piece of bun or maybe a piece of apple the city woman’s place, which, after un county and Western Missouri.
est. For infoirnaiion, epply t<»
pie that he had in his lunch Kasket, for it successful attempts to cover it with vines,
The man can neither write his name Pullman liiiffet Sleepers,
C. C. HOliUE,
seems in those days the boys’ mothers used she decided to have pulled down. Seeing nor recognize it after another has pro
Tourist Sleeping Cars, Gen’l. Frt. P am . Agt.. Oregon Pacific R. *
Co., C oimi I’ ìh , Oregon.
to put up pieces for them to eat at noon Mr. I---- , the carpenter, seated with his
For accommodation of second class past •sen-
W B WEBSTER
when school let out.
pipe, as usual, she plucked up courage to duced it. He cannot in figures express
gers attached to express trains
Geni. Frt. àt P jm . Agt., Oregon Bevelopiu«t»«
Simo had quite «a mouth for pie, and step across the road to proffer her request. the numbers he so readily handles with
WEST SIDE DIVISION
Montgomery Street, San Francieco, Cai.
finally, by way of showing his gratitude, Before she reached the house the man had his mouth, for the Arabic numbers are
Between Portland and Corvallis.
he used to draw in his spines and have the vanished, but his wife answered her knock.
as
meaningless
to
him
as
the
Inscrip
Mail Train Daily, except Sunday.
nice little boy get on a straddle, and thus
“Well, 1 don’t know as he’d feel like
from Torminal or Interior Points Ihi
LEAVE
I_____ ARRIVE
convey him to the steamer dock at Puteoli. doin’ it,” she said doubtfully, in answer tions on the pyramids were to Spald
Portland . 7:30 a m McMinn’ 10:10 a m
This saved the boy from walking away to the question whether Mr. I---- would ing’s string of baseball tourists.
McMinn
’
Corvallis
.
12:10
p
m
10:10
a
ni
__
round. And in the afternoon afterschool be willing to come over and pull down the
“How do you do it?” was tbe natural Corvallis 12:55 p m McMinn'
2 :56 p m
let out there would be old Simo ready to arbor, if he wasn’t busy, that morning.
inquiry.
2:56 p m Portland . 5 30 j) m
McMinn’
take the lad back. This went on for some
“I’ll go and see,” she added. “Perhaps
“I jist dees,” was Field’s brief re At Albany and Corvallis connect with
time until the boy took down sick with he might.”
trains of Oregon Pacific.
•
some malady—Pliny doesn’t say what, but
In a moment she came back and said, mark. LTpon being pressed for another
Express Train Daily, except Sunday
it is believed that it was inflammatory with more firmness, “No’m, he says he and fuller explanation, he said: “Yo’
LEAVK.
.
___
ARRIVE.
rheumatism from getting his feet wet so can’t do it. It ain’t in his line, he says,
-
|> m
is the Line to Take
often. But anyhow he died. After that and he dou’t feel that he can spare the alls begins at the wrong end to figger. Portland . 4 :10 p in MeMnn
McMinn
’
.
.
«5:45
a
ni]Portland
8:20 a in
Simo came around just the same, but time to be doin’ things like that!”—Youth’s I begins at the tail end whar the an
there was no nice little boy there, and the Companion.
swer is.”
artless Pliny says that finally the poor fish
When F. C. Farr lived in Warrens
It is the DINING CAR ROUTE. It runs
The Antiquity of Masonry.
just gave up and died out of pure grief.
EAST AND SOUTH.
Through VESTIBULE!) TRAINS
Freemasons were excommunicated by burg, previous to going to Jefferson as
Pliny says that was the talk of the neigh
For tickets and full information regard
Every Day in lhe Year to
the pope in 1738. Freemasonry is of great Governor Crittenden’s secretary, he
borhood.—Chicago Tribune.
rates, mans, etc., call on the Company’s
antiquity. It is affirmed that it has had a took a lively interest in Rube’s mental ing
agent
at
McMinnville.
being “ever since symmetry began and
To Get the Most Good Out of Hooks.
E. I’. ROGERS,
and moral welfare, and frequently had R KOEHLER,
You should treat a book as you would a honor«displayed her charms.” Some writ
Manager.
Asst. G F. & P Agt
No Change of Cara)
person with whom you are talking for in ers trace the beginning to the time of the the freak in his law office to attempt to
building
of
Solomon
’
s
temple.
About
the
ComiMisoil
of UININfl CARS
instill a working knowledge of godli
formation; that is, question it, read it over
(unsurpassed)
and turn back and try to get at the mean Sixth century Mohammedans instituted ness into him, but without any result
ing. If the book itself does not answer the free-masonry in Spain «as a protection that is yet apparent. Mr. Farr spent
III!AWING ROOM SLEEPEtX
AT PORTLAND, OREGON.
questions you raise go to some other book, against Christian fanatics. In 675 it was
(Of Latest Equipment,)
ask a dictionary or encyclopedia for an ex introduced into Great Britain (some au months in tbe aggregate endeavoring
thors
give
an
earlier
date).
The
grand
lodge
planation. And if the book treated in this
to explain tie principles of rotation
TOUilST XLEEI IW CARS
way does not teach you anything or does of York was founded in 926. Freemasonry and point out the blessings of sobriety
Bc«t that can be constructed and in
was
interdicted
in
England
in
1425,
but
not inspire you, it is of no more service to
which accommodations art f<»r hol
to
the
man,
but
to
no
avail.
Rube
can
after
that
period
rose
to
great
repute,
the
ders of First or Second-cpiss Tick
you than the conversation of a dull, igno
ets. and •
rant person. I just used the word “in grand lodge of England being established not make a figure or refuse a drink to
in
1717.
The
grand
lodge
of
Ireland
was
spire.’’ You do not read all books for facts
this day.
ELEGANT HAY (OM IIEH.
or for information merely, but to be in established in 1739 and that of Scotland in
Where he obtained even a speaking
Continuous Line connecting with all
spired, to have your thoughts lifted up to 1736.
lines, affordiug direct and unin
The first masonic lodge in North Amer knowledge of the numeralsis unknown.
noble ideas, to have your sympathies
terrupted service.
touched, your ambition awakened to do ica was the Albion, instituted in 1721, be He was queer from his birth, the result
Pullman bleeper reservations can l>e secur
some worthy or great thing, to become a ing formerly No. 17, E. R., of Montreal. of prenatal influences, his mother hav
ed in advance through auy agent of the road
man or woman of character and considera The first grand lodge in the United States ing been seriously ill for some time pri
was constituted in Boston in 1733, under
Tlmincdi
To AmericA.
and irnl"8,1 England
tion in the world.
AIIHHILII Tirlipk
lirMlbb|
You read the story of a fine action or a the title of St. John’s grand lodge. Henry or to liis advent. Instead of repairing
nnd
Eurojic
can
be
purchased
at any ticket
heroic character—the death of Socrates, or Price, of Boston, organized the lodge from to tlie local temple of learning be would
office of this comnany.
the voyago of Columbus, or the sacrifice of a commission sent by Lord Viscount Mon wander off into tlie woods, and here
Full information concerning rates, time
of trains, routes and other details furnished
Nathan Hale, or sucha poem as “The Lady tague, the grand master of England.—De
was another singular trait brought out.
on application to any agent, or
of the Lake”—not for information only, troit Free Press.
A D CHARLTON.
Birds and squirrels do not avoid him as rou those wno cannot poksibli call p : !
but to create in you a higher ideal of life,
An Opinion of La Fayette.
Asst General Passenger Agent.
and to give yon sympathy with your fel
they do others, and reptiles oftbeearth SONALLT, HOME TREATMENT PL.ll 1.3 V I.
General Office Of the Company, No, 1W1
Talleyrand
did
not
like
La
Fayette,
and
lows and with noble purposes. You can
First Hl., Cor. Wallington, Fortand, Or
IN THE REACH OF ALL THAT WILL GIVE
show a strong affection for him.
not begin too young to have these ideals he thought the true interests of France lay
INSTANTANEOUS BELIEF AND A
In
summer
lie
usually
has
an
aasort-
in
cultivating
close
relations
with
northern
and theso purposes, and therefore the best
PERMANENT CURE.
i ment of reptiles concealed about him,
literature in all the world Is the best for Afric.a rather than with America.
The most speedy, positive and perma
lie says: M. de L«% Fayette belongs to a I and cannot be looked upon as cheerful
you to begin with. And you will find it
the most interesting.— Charles Dudley noble family of Auvergne, boasting of but company for those of nervous temper nent cure for Catarrh of the Head, Asthma
aud all Throat, Brouchial, Lung, lieart
little luster; under Louis XIV the intelli
Warner in St. Nicholas.
gence of a woman had brought the name ament. flube could make large money Stomach, Liver and Kidney Affections
If so be sure and call for your tickets
It Fooled the Cop Thrice.
via the
into some renown.
if he could be prevailed upon to leave Nervous Debility, etc. Consumption, in
“J’erer hear how the old Fort and Third
its various stages, permanently cured
He was born to a large fortune, and bad
home,
but
he
does
not
care
to
get
far
Street Presbyterian church got burned married a lady of t he house of Noailles.
Da. A born ’ s O riginal M ods of T reat
tip?” said the old fireman at the Wayne Had not an extraordinary occurrence away from Warrensburg. Here anil at went and liii M edicated I nhalationj
street bouse. “*F you didn’t it’s a funny drawn him out of the rank and file he neighboring towns, whenever an in gives instantaneous relief, builds up an<
story.
would have been ignored all liis life. M. voice of stock is received at a store, or revitalizes the whole constitution and
“It was about fifteen years ago. The de La Fayette had not enough in himself to
system, thereby prolonging life. Weak,
-THE—
church people, conceived the idea of run come to «anything, for he is below the when the annual accounts of stock are nervous, debilitated and broken-down
ning the stovepipe up the steeple to give str. nd a rd at which one is reckoned a clever taken lie is employed. When in Kan constitutions, old and young, invariably
more draught to the furnace.
man.
sas City on the occasion above referred gain from ten to thirty pounds in from
W
“The first time they lighted up the de
In his desire to distinguish himself, as to lie earned $200 in three days, several thirty to ninety days.
partment-turned out promptly to investi well as in the means he use?, there is
D r . A born ’ s phenomenal skillandmar-
gate the cause of the smoke which rolled something that seems taught. What he firms employed him.
•elons cures have created the greatest
out of the steeple. We discovered what does looks as though it did not proceed
Another miraculous power with astonishment on the Pacific Coast and
Ids positively the shortest and flnjii
the snap was, and went home and rubbed from his own self. He gives one the idea which Field is endowed is his ability throughout the American continent, dur line to Chicago and the east and south and
up our engines.
of a man following the «advice of somebody to tell time.
only sleeping and dining car through
Ho usually carries a ing the past twenty-five years. Asthma, the
“About a week after, about 3 o’clock in else. Unfortunately no one will boast of
1. tarrh of the Head, and all Throat, Bron Ine to
the morning, a belated citizen discovered having offered him any at the most im watch, but as he doesn’t know the chial and Lung trouble instantly relieved,
City, and all Mi««ourl
smoke pouring out of the steeple and portant moment of his life.—Century.
| characters on the dialplate, and winds al o I'hir Diseases and Deafness often cured Omaha, Hanans
Hirer Point.
tnrned in another alarm. We went down
it only when the inspiration seizes p -eianently at first consultation. D r .
again and looked at the steeple. Then we
Hi Egypt.
him, the machine may lie considered A sorn ’ s essay on the “ Curability of Con
Its magnificent steel track, unsurpassed
drove back and cleaned our engines.
Rude Foreigner (meeting British tourist)
sumption,” and a treatise on “Catarrh ol
service and elegant dining and
“Three or four mornings later a new —Ah! I see it is true that no one but a pig rather in the light of a fashionable van- the Head,” with evidences of some ex train
deeping
policeman got. on to the smoke «and turned and an Englishman can face the hot winds. ! ity. He is his own chronometer. traordinary cures, mailed free. Call or Jtle or cars has honestly earned for it the
in an .alarm. We hustled to the spot, saw
British Tourist—Evidently, for you and : At any perion of tlie day or night address
DR ABORNi
the policeman and asked, ‘Where's the I are the only living things abroad.—Har
lie can give the exact meridian time,
Fourth «ad Morrlwn St».* I’ortlnnd, Oreron.
fire?’
Tho Royal Route
per’s Bazar.
j not alone in hours and minutes N ot «.— Home treatment, securely packed, «ent by
“ ‘There, don’t you see?’ he shouted,
I
’
oino
Without
a
Mother.
Express to all part* of the Pacific Coast, for those wb«
pointing to the smoking steeple. We ex
i —that’s too trivial for his lib cannot
Jthcrs may imitate,but none can stirpasi it
possibly call in person.
changed courtesies all arouud, and the
Our motto fc “always on time.”
eral mind—but in seconds. He is ab
The room’s in disorder,
new policeman felt pretty small. Then we
Ill INVITES TO CALL FOB FREE CONSULTATION
Be sure and ask ticket agenta for ticket*
solutely
correct.
In
common
with
all
went back and polished up the engines.
The cat’s on the table,
ria tbll celobrated route and take non<
“About a week later the same policeman, The flower-stand upset, .and the mta- geniuses he has his frailty. It 1» a
»Chert,
W. H MEAD, G A
sauntering down that way early in the
N d , 4 Washington street, Portland, Or
[chief to pay; fondness for the rosy for which Field Is
morning, saw the old church smoking
most to I* reproached. He gets drunk
again. A citizen saw it, too, and screamed
And (’barley is screaming
whenever and wherever the opportun
at the officer:
As loud as he’s able,
“ ‘Why in blazes don’t you call out the For nothing goes right when mamma’s ity offers, and is in no wise particular
fire department? That church is all afire.’
I
[away. about his lotlle companions. Hun
“ ‘You be blessed!’ replied the officer. ‘I
*
don’t bite twice on that kind of thing.
What a scene of discomfort and con dreds of times after be has been utterly
That’s only the furnace.’
fusion home would be if mamma did oblivious to the flight of time he has
f
“ ‘Furnace be blowed!’yelled the citizen,
/ • zçë
If your wife is slowly been awakened from a drunken stupor
»I
‘that church is on fire, and if you don’t not return.
ON
SALE
breaking down from a combination of by those who doubted the complete
■ cZtf
turn in an alarm I will.’
------ TO-----
“ ‘If you do I'll lock you up,’ said the domestic cares and female .disorders, po-se«sion by him of his peculiar pow
cop. ‘Now move on.’ The citizen moved make it your first business to restore ers and tbe hour asked.
I variably
DEN VE
on, and in a few minutes the flames burst
Dr. Pierce’s Favorite bave his responses been correct to the
from all the windows of the church, and her to health
last
tick
of
the
watch.
she was burned clear down to the cellar.” Prescription is without a peer ¡1 as a rem-
—Detroit Journal.
edy for feeble and debilitat«-d women,
S. F. Hershey says in a recent article:
PRICE---------------- CTS.
A Tailor's Great Ingenuity.
and is the only remedy for the class of
At a place called Shelford, near Notting maladies known as female diseases “Woman lives longer than man, goes
I IT IS THE BEST. riTfc
ST PAUL. ST. LOUIS.
insane less numerously, conilts suicide
I _ EASIEST TO USE. ’ E
ham, England, there was at one time an
guaran-
;
which
is
sold
under
a
positive
Ito
&
THE
CHEAPES
T.
E
ANO ALL FOINTS
extraordinary number of red velvet collars
one-third as often, makes one-tenth
worn, so much so that people outside be tee from tho manufacturers that it will the demand on the public purse for
gan to wonder at the cause, which was give satisfaction or the money will be
finally discovered in the person of an im refunded. It is n positive cure for the support in jail, prisons and alms
pecunious tailor who was likewise sexton most complicated euses of womb trou houses.”
AT------
Rtifff little fortunes have been madent
of the local church. At Shelf ord the burial ble.
________________
work fur u«, hr Anna I’afre, Auctin,
ih xa«, anti Jni. Bonn, Toledo, Ohio.
vaults of the noble Chesterfield family are
About a century ago it was estimated
ISee
cut.
Oi
her«
nre
doing
aa
we
iLMhr
ARE
yon
made
miserable
by
Indigestion
fofa
located, and from the coffins of the sleepers, Constipation. Dizziness. Los. of Appetite that Paris had only about fifty pick
in«-t ’•"«? Some earn over f 100.00 a
ZF’OIFc'T’Z-^LÌSrZD.
OR.,
kwwitii. l‘«ME ran do the work and live
most of whom, it seemed, were provided I Yellow Skin.’ Shiloh's Vitalize:
< pnsi- pockets; now the police reports show
lat hon»-. wherever yon ere. Even be-
with red velvet collars, this sartatorial mis tivc cure; sold by Iloworth ami Co.
£
S¡oners are »«-»iljr «a-nir.it from 9i to
10a day. All <(*9. We show you how
that their number has reached 4,000 in
creant had cabbaged the material to start
GEO. S. TAYLOR' Ticket Aflt
and start you. Can work In snare time
a style. The living earl of Chesterfield was
Croup. Whooping Cough «mi l.-onchitis the metropolis alone and about 10,000
or all th* time. Big money for work
ers.
Fstlnre uoknown among them.
highly amused at the ingenuity of the immediately relieved by Shiloh’s Cure
----------
XEV.’ 6,id w-mderfol. Psricnlar»ftr».
In the rest of France
tailor, and passed it off as a good joke.— Sold hv Howorth and Co
Corner First and Cak St».
U Hallett dL Cft .Box «¿SOPortland,Maine
Buy ITow ISefbxe Too Insite.
*
CURES
m
USE
HEADACHE
*1*
THE BEST.
S
OREGON DEVELOPMEN COM
PANY'S STEAMSHIP LINE.
<
East and South
Southern Pacific Route
SHASTA LINE.
%
Northern I’acilic
Ri' ’
Through Tickets to all Points To all Points East & South
I
ST. PAUL AND CHICAGO
ABORN
ARE YOU GOING EAST?
V
CATARRH
East, North
Clothier and Furnisher.
South.
I
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