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About The Oregon register. (Lafayette, Yamhill County, Or.) 18??-1889 | View Entire Issue (March 16, 1888)
i A STORY OF LINCOLN. A Remarkable Farwnac* at the WRlte Hoaea— A Very Cemlcaf Se*|aaL nOW' TO WALK WELL ■ R, THEREF BateaA speetiag Bboda Measiastoa« Reuben Rad way reared roees, red radishea, rutabagas, raspberriea, rue, rosemary, rhodo dendrons, raised rustio racks round rural retreata Rhoda Remington raveled rugs, ripped roundibouto, rolled rag;*» read romances runic rhymes; rambled found nigged ruina Rhoda’s respectable relatives rented Reu boo’s roar rooms, rare, retired, restful, reflnea retreat! Radiant roses, ravishing rod hhes ran riot, royal mnuuculaa rustled ragged robbing roared Vvbelliou*ly, reeds rattans, running rareripes reveled. Rocont rains rendered Reuben restless rutabagas rotted, red radishes runted, Reu ben’s ruler reduced Reuben's rates. Raubeu rebelled, resisted roughly, reseated rudely, resigned. Remembering Rhoda’s ragged rugs, Reu ben reckoned raveling rugs repaid. RelsntlsM rains roared, railroads rumbled, ruin rioted ravenously, reductions resulted. Rhoda, rarely raveling ruga, rashly ran sacked rank roofless ruius; read rural ro mances; reclined rested. Reuben rapidly reaping ripe rye, reaches Rhoda’s retreat. Rare, radiant, rosy Rhoda retiree, rambles round, rallies, returns. Rascally Reuben, ranking rank rye, re gards Rhoda; raves, recapitulates, recounts. Reluctant Rhoda refuses, reflects, • regards _ — Rtabim reproachfully, remorsefully. Reuben MntfmatrafjM RhMa »mLwWa rm« — remonstrates, Rhoda retorts resentfully. ' Reuben retracts, repleads. Rhoda reooneiders, replies retaining Rau- bea’s ring, ribbons, roses, raven ringlets, 1 renders Reuben reparatiou. Reubeu's ruler relente, ruin retires, rete- Uvee, Rhoda, Reuben rejoice. Raeh readers run—reunion results Respectfully, RarrLBBaaiMCu Run. —The ColouaL STARVING TO DEATH. % One day a man of remarkable appearance THE POSITION OF THE BODY 18 FEAT NOT EASILY ACCOM A presented himself at the White House and OF GREAT IMPORTANCE. PLISHED IN NEW YORK. requested an audience with Mr. Lincoln. He was a large, fleshy man, of a stern but home>y countenance, and of a solemn and dignified ■all Training Before n Fell Length Mir l^aaon and Dlsagreeahle De- What the Man Whe tAoks After the eorriaga He was dressed in a neatly fitting ror—Threwlag Oat tho Chest—A Traeo- City’s Paupers Says ea the SutdecU*As- Bomedy tut "Cross Eye"— swallow tail coat, ruffled shirt of feu It lew foruaatlou—A Poeltlve Kollolt-No Shoul ■ociatiou for Improving the Comlitieu ol Awkwardnes. In Children— fabric, white cravat and orange colored der Hraeee Needed—A Quleh Walh. gloves. An imm-nso fob chain, to which ef the Poor. Sy-*-"1——Good Bules. was attached a huge topaz seal, swung from To walk well, then, requires cultivation “How can a person starve to death in Now ter tee most varied and frequent dls- his wateh pocket, and be carried a large gold York city?” was asked by a repprter of Super tbs eyes, thorns giving rise to the beaded cane. His whole appearance wes that and exercise of the muscles of the entire body. The very position of the body is of ' -mnlaints, are those depending of a man of great intellect, of stern qualitiee, intendent Blake, who looks after the city’s , <5 vision. A few of these dte- of strong piety and ofr.dignifled uncomelinees. great importance. Do you think that you paupers. Mr. Blake didn’t stop to think before walk well! Have you ever crideteed your “Ly with advantage, be brought to “I am in for it now,” thought the presi- self! Let us ere. You can be the beet crills be said': “You can’t;” and then he added: ’Mention of each parent and guardian: ienL “This pions mantneans business. He “That is, you can’t unless you want to real if you will listen. .. j, most common and dls- is no common preacher. Evidently his bad. Of course, if you lock yourself up Stand before a full length mirror. Notice “2^, deformity, and is the reenlt of de- jloomy mind is big with a scheme of no ordi somewhere where no one can got at you, anc. “rTisioa It te usually found in but odo nary kind.” The ceremony of introduction your apfwaranre, down to your very feet. don’t eat anything or make any noise to u not noticed till the ohild reaches was unusually formal and tbe few worde of Now turn Bideways, and look carefully. attract attention, you may succeed in dying ““ et which intelligent observation •onversation that followed were constrained, Don’t you see how your eboulders and hips of starvation; but that’s about the only way are cai ried forward! You carry your head TBy over 3 1-3 years. Every conceiv- rhe good man spoke with great deliberation. you could do it in New York. If you would very well, but are you graceful! Now, keep tence has beou tried for its correction, mi if feeling his way cautiously, but the evi- starve, take iny advice and don’t try it in i-npthe straight eyp, binding up the ient restraint which his manner imposed upon ing your exactly natural poejtiou, walk New York; you are sure to be caught at it. eye, wearing of patches and Mr. Lincoln seemed not to please him. Tho slowly back and forth past the mirror (which “Theiv is no red tape about tbe relief of should reach the floor). When you step, does ¿/compelling vision through small «equel was amazing. destitute people in this city, in the first place, not your heel some down first, and does not ¡u black disks, eto., but none are suc- Quitting his chair the portly visitor ex the whole sole of your foot show wlitu you the city doesn’t do it at all. The city gave up , for none embrace the correction of pended his band Jo Mr. Lincoln, saying, ai giving outdoor relief several years ago. All ¿2« “Cross eyo” dopends upon defec- the latter rose and confronted him: “Well, walk up to ths mirror facing it! Now stop, the city does for poor people is to send them rteon and the existence of greater da Mr. President, I have no business with you; turn your profile to the glass, and, without to the work house. But, naturally, informa moving the body, look at your reflection. te one eye than Jn the other. When none whatever. I was at the Chicago con- Then slowly straighten the spine, and throw tion of people who are in need of immediate noclectoi, tho squintlug eye losee.sharp- ™ „.trtond of Mr BewAreL I li.« ^^^roLr. ’ .ta^bTytaz'^ assistance usually comes to me. Generally ui Mly tnesmiin pitm luv biajiiuh _ u uj m « iu | rfriiion, oven to tho point of blindness, watched you narrowly ever since your in long breath «fad finally con tract the mark. tbe neighbors are the ones who find out the 0 . . ___ 7 ... ■ which, evon though straitened, sight auguration and I called merely to pay my of tho case, and they either come here or inform the abdomen. This drawing in of the at be restored. The remedy Tor cross respects: What I want to say is thia: 1 police. In either case the action is immediate. abdomen involuntarily throws out the ches* iw in tho correction of the vision by ■-hink you are doing everything for the good I always send a messenger directly around to «nd tbroat. Boldiere have this exercise -of glasses, and where this can be ]»r- >f the country that is in the power of man to the office of the New York Association for taught them as one of the first movements dono and the child is not too old, tho lo. You are on the right track. As one of toward gaining an erect position. Improving the Condition of the Poor, and i> becomo straight It the squint is too your constituents I now say to you, do ip ten minutes after I bear of the case a visitor Now see the change in your appearance! „nod, the glasses must be assisted by op- future as you d----- n please, and I will sup Your awkwardneee te gone. Your spine has' of that society is on her way with provision»' A cross eyed child over 10 yearu of port you!” This eras spoken with tremen- and medicine fbr tbe relief of the sufferers, a gentle curve from the base of the neck to a a constant reproach to its parents, ions effect w. ile if it is reported as likely to be a hospi tbs eud of the body. The small of the back u mother can excuse herself for allowing "Why," said Mr. Lincoln, in great aston te hollow; the waist is smaller; the hips are tal case, I also send one of our ambulances at duid to become blind in an eyel The de- ishment, “I took you to be a preacher. I well thrust back. Now straighten the knees once. aity itself ir too hideous to be neglected, thought you had come here to tell roe how te end press tbs whole body slightly forward Bees Pedro and Ble I*lv.r. MKCKS8ARY RXD TAPX. d mother is prepared to accept the just lake Richmond." And he again grasped the until it rests, not upon the heels, but slightly “After tbe immediate necessities of the fam 1 ha emperor of Brazil has come oxer an her neglect or penuriousnree will re hand of his strange visitor. Accurate and upon the ball of tbs foot and the hollow of here chiefly for the sake of his health. ily or person are relieved then comes tbe red strain her crore eyed ohild in later years! penetrating as Mr. Lincoln's judgment was the instep. Then raise the bead, drawing in tape. The society’s visitor looks up tbe mat (art that it is only a “eroes eye” does soncorning men, for once he had been wholly the chin slightly but never enough to cause a His liver la ailing terribly. As a result he has no appetite, and his digestion is ter and reports to her superiors. For the city ndore vision when two child become« an mistaken. The scene was comical in the ex double chin end look straight. Stand thus* faulty. He has had his blood analyzed an investigation is made, and it is ascertained treme. The two men stood gazing at each for an instant, with the arms hanging easily by Dr. Henoquee. the specialist, who tells whether tbe persons are legally a charge upon hwiwai I d cnn-Dnsir. >ther. A smile broke from the lips of the at the sides, carrying them rather back of him frankly that he is in a bad way. Not this municipality or belong somewhere else. »strain and imperfect vision are not al- »lemn wag and rippled over the wide ex the line of tbe body than forward of it. Do ouly 1« hi« liver out of order, but his kid ■ accompanied by manifest conditions, panse of his homely face like sunlight over- you eee the transformation! Of course you neys also, and at his age there is not Generally they are recently arrived emi grants, for whom the Castle Garden authori M spoken of above. The eye gives no ipreading a continent, and Mr. Lincoln was are a little stiff at first and cannot overcome much chance of curing him, though the ties must look out But in any event the raal sign of many of its worst troubles, »nvnlsed with laughter. a decided unfumiliarity with the figure you maladies may be held fn check. Doni sufferers get good food a* d careful attention iustanre: A boy is noticed constantly “Bit down, my frisnd," said the president; eee in tbe glass; but will you not admit an Pedro is only 63 years old, although he until "responsibility for their permanent car* king his eyelids. Remonstrate with hint “sit down. 1 am delighted to see you. Lunch improvement in your appearance! has been emperor flfty-six years, and Is is fixed. be says he "cannot help it,” but that it te with na today. Yes, you must stay and Walk back and forth before tbe mirror, in length of reign tbe senior sovereign of “Actual pauperism is comparatively rare in ■ upon nso of the eyes; yet his oyee show lunch with us, my friend, for I have not seen always keeping tbe erect position. Now the world. But be was born and has al this city, much as we hear about poverty. evidence of weakness. After a time his mough of you yet.” The stranger did lunch stop and suddenly drop Into the okl and ways lived in a part of the world where The ¡loorest parts of the city are inhabited by ils face works in unison with tho eyelids, with Mr. Lincoln that day. He was a man natural. (qr, .rather, tbe unnatural) pdeition people grow old quickly. At 62 he is people that live like pigs in a pen, not because II—■on Ms shoulders and even hte arms rf rare and racy humor, and the good cheer, you have always assumed, simply because .really older than an Englishman at 72. they h&yg to* bqt becuuse they want to *avs in motion. Punishment avails nothing he wit, the anecdotes and sparkling oonver- you have never known better. One glance Dr. Ilenoques asked him what was his money. The workhouse is kept full, but it is breaking the so called “habit;” it grows lation that enlivened the scene was the work te enough! Would yoivbave believed that so favorite drink. Dom Pedro replied that chiefly with men and women who go there th Examination of hte eyee reveals a do >f two of the most original characters ever simple a movement as contracting the mus it was the juice of oranges and lemons, rather than work. Of course many honest ll correct it by proper glasses; and behold, <eea in the White House.—Ward H. Lemon, cles of the abdomen and strengthening the iced, and flavored with Jamaica rtitti. and respectable persons come hero to ask for i fed days he has forgotten to blink bis “Better give it up,” said Dr. Henoquee. relief. In every such case I endeavor to send spine would alter you so greatly! sand shrug bin shoulders. Another child The Importance of Self Control. Practice, a-wuming this position constantly, "I cau’t," said Dom Pedro, “and you them aw Ay encouraged to try for work again. ta ths sido of his head into hte book and An expert and experienced official in an in and after a week vou will find it a positive re- wouldn’t adviM me to If you knew how I tell them for heaven’s sake to keep out of is al you with head and neck awry. He tone asylum said to us a little time since that lief. Your foruierdroopiug, stooping posit:... ‘ The emperor thinks he has the workhouse—to work at anything at which xwltion Rood it is. M actually lopsided. Why I Because lie iheee institutions are filled with people who will soon become painful, aud you will «Duiiy done well in living so long in a tropical they can pick up a penny rather than degrade lading the most comfortable way of see- lave given np to their feelings, and that no Msum» tbe upright one for a re«t. After a climate without falling prey to the dis themselves by becoming public charges. For , Btraighten his vision, allow him tiseo me is quite safe from an insane asylum who time you will find your walk changed, invol eases that run riot there. He has never it certainly does degrade them. Nine times alldirections equally, and, if not already illows himself to give up to hie feelings. Tho untarily. Aa your back and hips go stronger, had yellow fever or cholera, though many out of ten it ruins them, and they go back ,l°”* a-6-—-erect mportanoe of this fart is too little appre the muscles of the calves of the legs will Inmates of his palace have been stricken again and again, and finally become of the ciated, especially by teachers.—We are al* harden, and a firmer watkw strp will result. down by them. Indeed, be has not had sort that is sent up twice a year for six months lere approaches a girl with handsome, vays talking about the negative virtues of Practice walking on tip toe around your any serious illness in his life, and his each time. ley«; her gait is awkward and her step liscipline, but we rarely speak of the posi- room, a few steps at a time. Raise the body present complaints are only the natural “it would probably surprise people to know iteting and uncertain. You are moved to ive virtues. We discipline the schools to on the toes, nnd bend the knees backward and inevitable accompaniments of old ago that tfcero are men who, because they cannot his native climate.—Paris Cot. Chicago find workut their traJe, will come here for f by the thought of what a clumsy, uu- ceep the children from mischief, to maintain and forward. Exercise the hips by bending nly woman she will become. Yes! pity ;ood order, to have things quiet, to enable the body in every direction. Walk every day, ribiwe. ___________ ,______ ___ . aid before they will tVy to get work at any I The girl cannot see beyond the length he children td study. Wi’ say, and say but do not over fatigue yourself. Exercise thing else. 'To such I absolutely refuse to Shoppl eg In Perl«. p her own arm—how then can she know •ightly, that there cannot be a good school carried beyond comfort is injurious and neter < The most Important point to get the give commitment, and direct them where to tn she is walking, or upon what! Can without good discipline. We do not', how improving. value of your money is not to be induced go to get laboring or other woisrif- they fail i wonder sbo te timid, nervous, pale and ever, emphasize as we should the fact Do not carry the stiffly, nor the at their trade. In most cases they take my table! Adopt the means of letting her hat the»discipline of tbe school, when shoulders so far back as to be awkward. Many to enter the small stores; to limit your orders. Sometimes they appeal to a magis , correct her near sightednoes and watch igbtly done, is as vital to the fu- people put on shoulder braces, and fondly im buying to the dry goods stores of the trate and gfet a commitment anyhow. Women cbango! A young woman may be cou- ure good of the child as the les- agine tliey are gaining a maguificent carriage Ix>nvro and Bon Marche, for th.y keep al are still worse. Practically a woman cau roous for apparent ignorance. Her parents ons he learns. Discipline of the right kind by wearing them. The effect of shoulders most everything that a woman can think always get a living if she is willing to do yd»always had sore eyes when studying s as good mental training as arithmetic, 4» thrown far back (as they are with braces), of. The prioe is marked on each article domestic work for her board and clothes. ptag to school, so they put her to work, s not of the right kind unless it requires in- with tbe chin, neck and abdomen and hips snd always put at the lowest rate. Al There’s no excuse for their going to the work-“ e lore eyes were not the result of study, ¡ellectual effort, mental conquests. The ex* thrust forward, is awkward in ths extreme. most everything lies on counters and house, aud I tell them so every chance I get.” ; of bad vision, and her parents must re- fcjrionced expert, referred to above, was led No shoulder braces are needed if tbe chest and tables, so you do not have the worry of THK WORK OF RELIKF. re the blame for not having had her eyes o make the remark to us by seeing a girl pit, <>f the stomach are thrown forward and asking for things. You are not bothered - John Bowne, whose aspect mingles the i it condition for use. And now, though pve way to the “sulks.” “That makes in the abdomen contracted. Too straight a spine with officious clerks who try to persuade venerable with the benevolent, is the general to get one thing when you want an i vision may bo good, it maybe too Into ane women,” she remarked, and told the is awkward. Carrj the body easily, lightly, you other. When you have reqeived the goods agent of the New York Association for Im her to gain all that was lost to her in the «tory of a woman in an asylum, who used to and grace will come with practice. at home, and after having examined them, proving the Coudilion, of the^pQQj^ pn which nrtunitics of childhood. ulk until 6he became desperate, and the ex- Remove the shoes, and in the stockings no matter alter what length of time you Superintendent Blake depeuds to relieve usz or Bi-ECTzcrxa. >ert said: “You must stop it; you mustcon- walk the floor of your room. Step first on change your mind you can return the cases of extreme destitution. It has been in let every mother lay aside her prejudice rol yourself.” To which the insane woman the heels, then bring down the foot flatly, os goods, and without the asking of one ques existence well toward half a century. It ex- stat spectacles and remember that if her ■eplied: “The time to say that was when I the Irishman does. That is not graceful, is tion those stores refund you tho money. Knds about $25,000 a year in its work of re- Hi welfare, comfort and happiness can va* a girl. I never controlled myself when it? Now try another way. Walk around on No matter if the goods have been cut in f, of which 60 per cent, goes directly to the advanced by wearing them it is her im- twas well, and now I cannot” The teacher the ball of the sole of the foot (which is be the store, so it has npt been touched or people aided and 40 per cent, is consumed in___ las a wider responsibility, a weightier dis- itivo duty to provide them. No child, tween the instep and the toes? without touch cut by you or been worn; the money is im expense. Mr. Bowne said: «aver, should be allowed to select the •.iplinary duty than she suspects. The pupils ing the heel to tbe carpet. Can you not feel mediately handed buck to you, while in “There is never any delay in relieving cases <• to correct its own dofect, for oft- ire not only to be controlled, but they must the muscles strain in the calf of the leg? That small stores you are sure to be imposed of destitution coming to our knowledge ■ those furnishing temporary relief will >e taught to'l control themselves absolutely, is the way they should do. After a few trials upon. Those shopkeepers have two prices, through the charities department of tbe city ace a vast amount of harm to the eye. tonestly, completely.-¿-Journal of Education. you will find that you can so place the foot one for their own oountrymen and one for or in other way*. Our visitors on their regu in taking tbe step as to lightly touch tbe foreigners, especially for Americans. They lar rounds whenever they hear of a case corrections, particularly with children, Introduction of Smallpox. heel the instant after tbe ball of tbe sole rests imagine that every American possesses a give aid immediately and report it afterward. tbs left to tho competent special physi- Smallpox to supposed to have been In on tbe floor. In lifting the foot to take the chicken that lays golden eggs, and that A visitor sent out on information brought to How frequent are tho following expree- troduced into Europe from the east by next step, slightly aad almost imperceptibly they are entitled to as many of them as tbe office always takes food’and medicine “s “I got sleepy if I read," “I cannot the Saracens. Rhazes, an Arabian, ac push against the floor with the toes of the they can rob from the nest In their pock- with her. 1 do uot think it is possible for a Beware of being cheated, so go to person who really wants to live to starve to «1 a needle at rrt^ht,” “I never read—it curately described It about A. D. 900. foot you are raising. Then continue to step, et«. _______ — - - * - yQU the Louvre or Bon Marche for all i mo headache," “Sewing by hand Shortly after the dlsoovery of America it practicing these move^penta. death iu New York. If in a house, ths If a quick walk is desired, the inner side of want.—Parte Cor. Brooklyn Eagle. s my temples pain,” etc. Not one of was brought to this country, and made ueighbors are always at hand to give aid, expressions contains an allusion to the great ravages among the Indians.—Boston the sole of the foot (tbe ball) usually touches and the police Are sure to discover a case out yet each one of them indicates that Budget. the floor first, and also pushes the floor upon Moonlight Hilarity. of doors. Iu most of the cases reported in __________________ lifting it to take the next step; but if a slow _ J is tome trouble withone or both eyes A very worthy citizen whose greatest the pajiers as of starvation, alcoholism has The Supreme Court Chamber. and dignified step is desired, let the outer shje fault is that he will “treat” bls friends and mere to do with it than lack of food. Our hich needs attention. Constant headache, The supreme court chamber at Washing- of the ball touch first. Then as tbe foot is ring pain in the top, back or side of the allow them to treat him in return, whs money is collected chiefly through a can sd, with a regular sick headache once or ton was given over to freecoero this summer, raised there is a slight roll of tbe sole, so that looking for his home the other evening vasser, who is employed regularly. Most of and was a barren and desolate place enough. when the push is given, it again edmes from about mldnl-ht. The electric lights were it comes from individual*. Comparatively ’iosa week, are not infrequent symptoms, very doctor in tho neighborhood exhausts Dusty white bags shrouded the busts of dead the inner side of tbe ball, as liefore. This re shining, and so was the moon iu a cloud little is contributed by the churches, because mself upon the case. In sheer despair a and gone chief justices iu the niches around quires a li.«<le time, and the step is necessarily less sky. The elevated individual saw his we urge that each church should look after its •cialist is consulted. Inquiry elicits the the semi-circular walls, tho floors wars bars slower. There should be no hesitation per shadow at full length on tho sidewalk own poor, and they are getting to do so very rt that there is never pain in the eyes, and and the high bench looked cold and lonely. ceptible. Dignified men and women instinct and halted. Bringing hte metal tipped generally. Yes, I will wear glasses, but know it will do Scaffoldings held tbupointers to their work ively owrtinie this position of the foot, as it cane down with great force he exclaimed: “The saddest cases we have are not those in » good.” But what is the satisfaction to up under the high oelling. In tho gloomy gives greater firmness and solidity to the “Go home! ’shamed of you'self 1 You’re which abject poverty is tbe feature, but o former sufferer when weeks after weeks looking clerk’s desk was locked up the famous step, and tbe balance in walking slowly is full, d—d if you ain’t. G’ homel Don’t those where misfortunes have reduced per ■ by and no sick headaches! Friends may court Biole, an Oxford edition of 1799, first thus preserved.—George W inthrep in Demo stan’ there, b-b-blocklng up sidewalk! sons of cultivation and good position to des -11 it affectation, but glasses mean comfort used when the court came to Washington in rest’s Monthly. titution. Buch are often restrained by pride G’homol” 1800. Since then every president has kissed "1 they are worn. Then he broke out into a snatch of song from asking aid until the last possible mo Ailments ef Nervous Subjects. it at his inauguration, and every chief and Hood rules to observe are: Use the eyes and windows went up, end heads were ment, but they rarely carry it so far as to Some affect to believe that nervous sub put out to listen. wly; do not abuse them; always have associate justice has been sworn in upon it. "Roll on—roll on— starve to death rather than seek help.” ®ty of light, but, when possible, avoid a Just to the north of tbs main chamber is the jects feign their ailments for the purpoee of s-!lver moon—s’ s-ilver moon gnldethe- triangular room in which Morse placed his attracting attention and sympathy. It is traveler’s s'on's way, whilst nightingales us; if possible havo tho light falling over Vocal Studies Abroad. '•boulder or from behind; road but little first telegraph instrument and received the quite true they frequently exaggerate their sing in time. ’’ A reputable physician, who has made a first message sent over tho wire. it came sufferings, but that is no excuse for denying “ O ’ home, I tell you! P ’ llce ’ ll take you b°t at all in the lying position; avoid careful study of the effects produced upon ding by twilight. Inability to use the from a field station at Bladensburg, six miles their existence. Besides, it is natural to ex flnl My wife's waitin' for mo else—of—of young American women who have gone aggerate a grievance so long as it remains course ole fel—I’d take you—roll on silver «means something; find out what it is. away.—New York Sun. abroad for vocal studies, says that ouly about unrecognized. Others admit the reality of moon”------ «>» no inflammation or pain in tho eyes to one-sixth of the number ever return with as ylected, and bear in mind that many the diseased sensations, but maintain that The last that was seen of him he was good voice as when they left, and less than Mark Twain’s Children. obscure pain or ache may bo duo to over- Mark Twain is very particular about the the only way to abolish them is by means of leaning affectionately on tho arm of a half of the number with an improved voice. *d eyes or defective vision.—Ladies* <■» Journal. edii*ation of bis children. He has a school reason. They hold that nervous persons policeman, saying with great solemnity: Ouly those iu poor health are shown to have “I’m y-y-your friend an’ don’t you for room in bis bouse, which is filled with pretty ought to be taught to control their nerves by really improved in voice by a prolonged cbints covered furniture and floods of sun their reason, and they insist that “plain get it. You take th—th—that other fel change of climate and study in Europe. His The Origin of "Boel'1 speaking ’’ & the strongest aid to recovery. h-home —he’s had t’ much.’’—Detroit Free advice is that American ladies should always How frequently we see a child jump from shine, and there his three little daughters Their experience seems to corroborate this Press. live and study the “Italian method," us far ind the door, tree or other retreat, ami study every day from 9 until 1. Tbeee < bil- opinion. The sufferers cease to complain to dren are remarkably good linguists, and have A “Boot" at his frightened little play them, so they fancy that their “plain speak The Galveston Hews says Texas has as potable, with Italian teacher, here in their been brought up to speak French, German ’s Tbs word is a corruption of Boh, ing” has effected a cure. This fancy is, how 2,500,000 dogs. The dogs cost their own native tend, and go abroad as foreign artuta of Odin, so fierce a general among the and Italian. Mr. Clemens has very common ever, very far from the fact, which is that ers five cents a<l!ly per head, or altogether visit us, never remaining a sufficient length sense ideas on the training of children, which » that the mere mention of bis name the patients have transferred their com $45,000.000 a year, and sheep owners of time for the climate and living to change *d a panic during his lifetime, and, be expressed some time ago in « letter that plaints to a more sympathetic ear.—Nina* $5.000.000 a year more, a total of their system and voice, more especially while was published over M aamn — Harper ’ s they are in their “teens."—Globe-Democrat. 'ter still, has continued to do so ever $50,000,000. Meath Century. Baser. ‘ I F0R the consideration PARENTS and GUARDIAN8. 1- X I