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About The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933 | View Entire Issue (June 21, 1917)
s HOOD RIVER GLACIER THURSDAY, JUNE 21, 1917 lEocmnrmcr, If I WITH M J PEARL I For Sale by 0 E. A. Franz Company 1 X! D. McDonald J : Stewart Hardware & FuT-l ; T.iutureCo. I Blowers Hardware Co. i A. C. Staten ,' J ffiW PEimCTION When In Portland Stop at the Palace Hotel One of the best hostelries of the Rose City. Washington Street at Twelfth The cleanest rooms in the city, first class service, fireproof, strictly modern, free phones, large ground floor lobby, steam heated rooms, with or without bath, hot and cold water, in shopping and theatre district, 50 cents per day and up, and special weekly rates. An inspection will convince you. A 'Max In a Taxi' Essanay AT THE ELECTRIC THEATRE TODAY 7 llbswoM xTv lor smelli Roasts V"Nr I Toasts I cook iMrtJc SroiliS "JL ... COOTMTCiffiT "X Now is the time to consider kitchen- f comfort this summer now is the time to buy an oil cook-stove. Look for the specially-decorated win dows of the merchants listed at the left. The orange discs proclaim a message welcome to every housewife. They tell how the New Perfection drives out the drudgery and discomfort of summer coo king,and at the same time givesbetter results than your regular kitchen range for all-the-year-'round cooking. This is New Perfection Oil Cook Stove Week. Ask these dealers to explain how the long blue chimneys of the New Perfec tion Oil Cook -Stove prevent all smoke and smell. Learn the comfort and econ omy of cooking with Pearl Oil. MPP jot i r vi z n V4r 1917 SEASON JUNE20-SEFT.1S Make your plans how 1917 folder just off the press. Write Wm. McMurrsy Qm. PftMengor Ag-eot Portland for copy Jt vk? , , William Duncan AND Mary Anderson So 'THE LAST-MAN At the Gem Theatre Jane 22-23 1 1 r m RED CROSS RUMORS ARE MISINFORMING Hood River, Or., June 20, 1917. 7 Editor Glacier: It has come to my attention that rumors are current to the effect that the meals served at the recent business dinners and luncheons of those engaged in local Red Cross work were paid for out of the Red Cross fund collected. I am chagrined that such reports have gained circula tion thus hurting our work of seeking funds and doing an injustice the men engaged in the cause. The re ports are without foundation, and this frank . statement is made to Bet the public mind at ease. Local men work ing for the Red Cobs have found it a convenient method of carrying out their plans with dispatch by assembling at the local hotels at the evening meal time. tEach individual pays forj his meal. ', ;.;Ti-" wait"--' T Every penny secured here for the Red Cross, by subscription or other wise, goes either to the National head quarters or is used in the purchase of supplies and other such attendant ex penses. The cost of administration is absolutely nothing, since the work of ail conneciea wun me urKauigauun its gratis. When these facts are fully known, 1 feel sure that Hood River neonle universally will express an an- Sreciation of the work done by the ood River valley men and women who have so cheerfully and in patriotic spirit donated their valuable time for the great cause. Respectfully, , Wi 4GZ ' O- Blanchar, Chairman Hood River Chapter of the I, American IMationai Kefl cross Asso ciation The Kaiser's Dream The following poem which is going the rounds of the newspapers, was written at the front in France by William k. McLachlan, Iwho"" is serving with one of the bcotch, Highlander regiments. Editor. There's a story now current, tho strange it may seem, Of the great Kaiser Bill and his won derful dream. Being tired of the allies, he lay down tt in bed, Z- - -And amongst otherthings he dreamt he was dead And in a fine coffin was living in state, With a guard of brave Belgians who lamented his late. He wasn't long dead 'till he found to his cost. That his soul, like his soldiers, had surelv been lost. On leaving the earth to heaven he went straight. And upon ariving up there gave a knock at the gate. But St. Peter looked out, and in voice loud and clear Said : "Begone, Kaiser Bill, we don't want you here. "Well," said the Kaiser, "that's very uncivil. I suppose after that I must go to the devil?" So he turned on his heel and off he did go i r" ' m At the top of his speed to the regions below And- when he got there he was filled with dismav. When waiting outside he heard Old Nick say v , To his imps: "Now .look here boys, 1 give you a warning, I'm expecting the Kaiser down here in the morning. But don't let him in, for to me it's quite clear ci " He's a dangerous man, and we don't want him here. If once he gets in there'll be no end of quarrels, f-. T-'- In fact I'm afraid he'll corrupt our Wgood morals, "i i : "O, Satan, my dear friend," the Kai- ser then cried. "Excuse me for listening3while wait ing outside. If you don't admit me where can I go?" "Indeed," said the devil, "I really don t know. "Oh, do let me in, I'm weary and cold, Said the Kaiser, quite anxious t" enter Nick s fold. "Let me sit in a corner, no matter how hot. "No!" said the devil, "most certainly not. We don't admit people for riches or pelf: Here are sulphur and matches, make a hell tor yourselt. Then he kicked Wilhelm out and van ished in smoke, And just at that moment the Kaiser awoke. He jumped out of bed in a shivering sweat, And said: "Well, that dream I shall never foraret. That I won't go to heaven I know very well. But it's really too bad to be kicked out of hell." The Pathfinder. AT THE GEM TODAY "The Boy Girl," with Violet Mer sereau. Bluebird's daintiest star. Com bimng fascinating love interest with an adventure of gripping appeal to all lovers of sensationalism. Also "Screen Magazine." Friday and Saturday "The Last Man," featuring William Duncan and little "Sunshine Mary" Anderson. A love tragedy of the out posts of civilization. Sunday "Love and Hate," featuring Mme Bertha Kalich and Stuart Holmes The vivid portrayal of a woman's emo tions. Monday and Tuesday "The Wildcat," featuring Jackie Saunders, the "tomboy or the screen." A clean, wholesome five part comedy drama that will take you back to your puppy-love days. In which a 1917 cave man takes a spoiled child to a lonely cabin and makes her cook for him. He made her love him by holding her cap tive. Will hold you captive and make Wednesday and Thursday "The Girl in the Checkered Coat, " with Dorothy Philips starred in a dual role, in which she does the finest work of her career. Rid of a Lingering Cough. Cold weather persisted so late this year that many more persons have colds than ever before at this season. You can get relief from racking, hack ing coughs, from wheezy, aneezy breath ing, from raw sore throat and tiht chest. W. G. Glazier, Bentonville, Ark., writes: "1 can recommend Foley's Honey and Tar Compound. I used it for a cough that I had for years and was said to have consumption, but it cured me." Contains no opiates. Children like it. Sold everywhere. COLE BROS. CIRCUS HERE ON JULY 2 "Wagons lumberin' from the station, Urchins flockine to the sieht. Tents spring up like fairy mushrooms urown io ciues in an nour. An' the ponies go to water at the t trough up on the square. An' the youngster who is sick in bed is all that lsii t there. For the blood is fairly dancin' when the circus comes to town." The Cole Bros.' Big Three Ringed Trained Wild Animal Show, gayest, grandest, gladdest pageantry is coming to Hood River Monday.'July 2, for two oerformances. this year on its 39th annual tour, Cole Bros.' big show is transported from town to town in its own two steel trains. The country for miles around is aglow with the noisy circus bills of purple and gold and the down town bill Iwards are gazed upon by thousands of eyes. The joys and memories of circus day keep a steady hold upon the heart strings of the American people. Cole Bros, performance this year is entirely new. Hundreds of wild ani mals, lions, leopards, tigers, pumas, jaguars, elephants, monkeys, are trained to do all kinds ot tricks. 'Cheerful" Gardner and his troupe of elephants are recognized to be the best trained in the world. 'r.,wi Chas. Gay has done wonders in his training of lions, capping the climax of his wonderful act by puttingjhis head in the largest lion s mouth. Fearless little Muriel Croft is seen in the steel arena with a group of the most ferocious animals, leopards, pan thers and tie-era. These acts are sen sational and keep the audience on tip toe of expectancy during the entire two hours' performance. The remarkable performances ot the Mizunos troupe of Japanese acrobats attracts especial attention everywhere. This wonderful troupe of Japanese per form feats of juggling, balancing, bar rel kicking and acrobatics.' yA The Wizardi troupe of wire walkers are in a class by themselves. The troupe of funny clowns headed by Charley Post, keep the audience in good humor. HIHIiii;,!!! II I Villi I 1 M-l IIXS, FIRS ASD FEATHERS I "l"l-l"l"I-I"I-l"l"l"I"I"I-t"I-I"l"I"I"I"l-l"l"l"l Last Sunday Joe Lenz, Aalto Annala and Wallace Mav were out fishincr un at the ladder hole, commonly known as the lioobin Clarence Knapp Hole. Fishing seemed to be rather poor till in the afternoon, as the boys had eaten their lunch and were sitting back to have a good smoke forgetting all about their fishing. But Joe, with determination, sprang upon a boulder and went to fishing again, with the hope of not getting entirely skunked. He had not been fihsing very long till suddenly some big, dark object ap peared in front of him as it came from deep water into shallow. Joe could not magine what it was at tirst. Sudden ly he could see its tail as it swam past him. "At last boys, we got 'im now, we got 'im now." Young Annala, greatly excited ran up over the bank. dropped his fisp hole and stood there with his hands in his pockets. About that time Joe managed to get near to the fish, grabbing at the ladder. At the same time Wallace gave a quick jerk bringing Mr. Salmon up against a rock, jerking the hook out of its mouth and catching Joe by the hand. Joe says, "No you don't go him now." About that time the hsh was back in the river. Mr. Salmon won a decisive victory over Wallace May on aggres siveness. It was a log. Charles Barnes, a rancher, whose place is east of Neal creek at the base of Bear mountain, now holds the record for Hood Kiver county as the slayer of rattle snakes. One day last week, while in search of a horse that had strayed away on the side of Bear mountain, Mr. Barnes peeped into a depression, formerly the resting place of a huge boulder, and declares he was astounded to see a wriggling mass of serpents. The snakes were fished out wun a long suck, wnenaunaa been dispatched, Mr. Barnes took count. He had killed 31 snakes and he teturned home, with 122 trophy rat tlers. Forrest L. Moe, an orchardist of the Odell district, tells of a well defined system of signals used by China pheas ants, cocks and old hens on his ranch to warn of .the approach of hawks that frequent the neighborhood. "Invariably," says Mr. Moe, "the pheasants sight the marauder first. The pheasant cock will tmit his rau cous squawk. The barnyard rooster immediately sounds his warning and the old hens transmit the message, telling of danger to the little chicks. As a result of this wariness, hawks have not been able to catch any of the chickens on our place ths season. While local fishermen, because of the high water in Hood river, re ported poor fishing, L. H.; Arneson, W. H. Robertson and R. B. Lindsay, who returned recently from a trip to Lrooked river in Crook county, declare that the trout were biting well. The local orchardists made the iourney to the central Oregon stream by automo bile, traveling by way of Dufur, Tygh Valley and Prineville. The men say the roads of Central Oregon are in fine shape. Hood River cows are continuing "to do'their bit" by giving birth to twin calves. Three sets of twin calves, the first ever known for the valley, have been born during the past month. The first calves all four heifers, were bora on the adjoinnig ranches of W. A. and Marsh Isenberg. in the Frankton district. L. M. KaTstetter, of Summit, reports that his family milch cow found twins last week a male and a female. Pioneers of Oregon, who came to the Northwest before 1860, according to a bill adopted by the last legislature, will not have to pay fishing and hunting li censes. Oregon sportsmen's licenses now cost as follows : Fishing, $1.50, hunting $1.50, combination $3. The several warm days last week developed the camping and' fishing fe ver among numerous Hood River peo ple. Dozens of parties spent the week end on the headwaters of the different branches of Hood river. J. H. Fredricy, accompanied by Judge Derby and Roy E. Johnson, motored out on Hood river Friday and succeeded in landing several fine trout. To the Public. "I have been using Chamberlain's Tablets for indigestion for the past six months, and it affords me pleasure to say I have never used a remedy that did me so much good." Mrs. C. E. Riley, Illion, S. Y. Chamberlain's Tab lets are obtainable everywhere. FOREST SERVICE BUYS NEW LOOKOUT HOUSES 'District Forester Cecil, of Portland, has just placed an order for material for three standard lookout houses to be erected at the summits of Mount Mc Laughlin, Diamond Peak and Rustler Peak on the Crater national forest, in July. These houses are 12 feet square with a cupola six feet square. Both cupola and main part of the building have windows running all the way around. The lower part of the house is the lokout man's living quarters, while the cupola contains the Osborne fire finder, camps, and other lookout equipment. The success in quickly discovering forest fires from lookouts stationed on Mount Hood and other high peaks has turned the attention of foresters to this form of fire protection work.! Mount Adams, on the Columbia for est, will have a lookout station on its summit this summer, as ..the material is all ready to be transported up the mountain. Don't wait until the last moment to order your pickers' and packers' tickets for the strawberry harvest. If you want stock tickets we always liavn them on hand. We will print your tickets lor you according to any form. In "Love and Hate" at the Gem Sunday WANTED FOR THE Red Gross Ru m mage SALE CLOTHING for Men, Women Children and Babies The Committee in charge are having more calls for these things than they can supply. Those who have contribu tions to make for the Sale, will greatly oblige by leaving their packages at the Hooa River Garage by or before h riday next at the latest. The Rummage Sale will be open all day Saturday, June loin, ana in tne evening. Respectfully, - WAYS & MEANS COMMITTEE OF THE RED CROSS. SPECIAL SALE AT THK Heights Greenhouse for two weeks on Heliotrope 5c, Ger anium 5c, Petunia 5e, Lobelia 5c, Coleus 5c, Salvia 5c. 10,000 late cab bage plants, 3 doz. 25c; 50c per 100. Plant your cabbages now. It takes cabbage 1 10 days to mature. Aster plants, 15c doz; pepper plants, 15c dot; Cauliflower plants, 2 doz. 25c; Celery plants, 2 doz. 25c; Tomato plants, 2 doz 25c. Geo. Hasmxqer, Prop. Tel. 3393 W. J. Baker & Co. Dealers in REAL ESTATE Fruit and Farm Lands W. H. Davis E. C. Wright Hood River Marble & Granite Works HOOD RIVER, OREGON Designers and Mntinfctureni of Monu ments. Cut BtuDe Work Specialty lr 37 i 8ti E K.T M A X k L. I C M Z The most beautiful, sightlyjand well located HOME in the city of Hood River for sale at "a sacrifice. J. M. CL1BERTS0N & CO. Arrived before the Big Increase A line of Fine Auto mobile Robes, Blankets, and similar articles. Let us thow you this fine stock. William Weber Bell Building K. B. Snyder B. B. Powell Hood River Plumb ing Company SANITARY PLUMBING AND HEATING Tinning and Sheet Metal Work. Gasoline Engines, Pumps, Rams. Repairing Prompt ly Attended. Estimates Furnished. Phone ItU. Next to City Water Oflice. OAK STREET Second -Hand Sacks We will pay highest price for second hand feed and wheat sacks. Bring them in at once. KELLY BROS. Warehouse: 7th and R. R. Streets Phone 1401 C.M.HURLBURT SURVEYOR TELEPHONE 564-8 Stranahan & Slaven Contractors & Builders HOOD RIVER, OREGON. J. F. WATT, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND BURGEON. Telephones: Office, 1091; residence, 3571. SURGEON O. R. ft N. Oo. E. D. EANAGA Physician and Surgeon Phones: Office 4211 Oflice in Eliot Building Res. 1811 Dr. Jesse Edgington Office at Residence 903 Fourth St. Telephone 3783 HOOD RIVER - - OREGON Office Hours 9 to 12 a. m., 1 to 5 p. m. Telephone 1411 DR. E. MILLER Chiropractic-Neur'pa'h ('alls answered promptly day or night. Office at A. L. Parker's Residence, 41(1 State Street, Hood Kiver, Oregon. C. H. JENKINS, D. M.D. DENTIST Telephones : Office 1081; residenca 3331 Office over Butler Bank H. D.W. PINEO, D. D. S. DENTIST Rooms 4, 5 and 6 Telephone Smith Building 2021 E. L. SCOBEE, D. D. S. DENTIST Telephones : Office 3161 ; resilience 3421 Office in BroHius Building DERBY & STEARNS Lawyers HOOD RIVER. OREGON. Telephone 3071 Elliot Bldg. Wilbur & Hazlett Lawyers HOOD RIVER - OREGON L A., A. P. & R. C. REED LAWYERS 849 McKnight Building Minneapolis, - . Minn. JOHN W. SIFTON Physician and Surgeon OFFICE SMITH BLOCK rhones: Office 2021 Residence 5418 ERNEST C. SMITH Lawyer Rooms 1 and 2 Hall Building Hood River, Ore. H. L. DUMBLE, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Calls promptly annwerwl In town or country Duy or Nlgtit. Telephones: Residence, 1031: Office, 12U. ' Office In Use Brosios Balldlnr Dr. Justin M. Waugh EYE, EAR AND THROAT GENERAL SURGERY Office in Eliot Bldg. 9 A. M. to 3 P.M. M. E. WELCH, LICENSED VETERINARY SURGEON Is prepared to do sny work In the veterin ary fine. He can be fonnd by calling at or pixmlng to the K auburn yutblea.