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HOOD RIVER GLACIER THURSDAY, JUNE 21, 1917
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ffiW PEimCTION
When In Portland
Stop at the Palace Hotel
One of the best hostelries of the Rose City.
Washington Street at Twelfth
The cleanest rooms in the city, first class service,
fireproof, strictly modern, free phones, large ground
floor lobby, steam heated rooms, with or without bath,
hot and cold water, in shopping and theatre district,
50 cents per day and up, and special weekly rates.
An inspection will convince you.
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AT THE ELECTRIC THEATRE TODAY
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Now is the time to consider kitchen- f
comfort this summer now is the time
to buy an oil cook-stove.
Look for the specially-decorated win
dows of the merchants listed at the left.
The orange discs proclaim a message
welcome to every housewife. They tell
how the New Perfection drives out the
drudgery and discomfort of summer
coo king,and at the same time givesbetter
results than your regular kitchen range
for all-the-year-'round cooking. This is
New Perfection Oil Cook Stove Week.
Ask these dealers to explain how the
long blue chimneys of the New Perfec
tion Oil Cook -Stove prevent all smoke
and smell. Learn the comfort and econ
omy of cooking with Pearl Oil.
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1917 SEASON
JUNE20-SEFT.1S
Make your plans
how 1917 folder
just off the press.
Write
Wm. McMurrsy
Qm. PftMengor Ag-eot
Portland
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William Duncan
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Mary Anderson
So 'THE LAST-MAN
At the Gem Theatre Jane 22-23
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RED CROSS RUMORS
ARE MISINFORMING
Hood River, Or., June 20, 1917. 7
Editor Glacier: It has come to my
attention that rumors are current to
the effect that the meals served at the
recent business dinners and luncheons
of those engaged in local Red Cross
work were paid for out of the Red
Cross fund collected. I am chagrined
that such reports have gained circula
tion thus hurting our work of seeking
funds and doing an injustice the
men engaged in the cause. The re
ports are without foundation, and this
frank . statement is made to Bet the
public mind at ease. Local men work
ing for the Red Cobs have found it a
convenient method of carrying out their
plans with dispatch by assembling at
the local hotels at the evening meal
time. tEach individual pays forj his
meal. ', ;.;Ti-" wait"--'
T Every penny secured here for the
Red Cross, by subscription or other
wise, goes either to the National head
quarters or is used in the purchase of
supplies and other such attendant ex
penses. The cost of administration is
absolutely nothing, since the work of
ail conneciea wun me urKauigauun its
gratis. When these facts are fully
known, 1 feel sure that Hood River
neonle universally will express an an-
Sreciation of the work done by the
ood River valley men and women who
have so cheerfully and in patriotic
spirit donated their valuable time for
the great cause. Respectfully, ,
Wi 4GZ ' O- Blanchar,
Chairman Hood River Chapter of the
I, American IMationai Kefl cross Asso
ciation
The Kaiser's Dream
The following poem which is going
the rounds of the newspapers, was
written at the front in France by
William k. McLachlan, Iwho"" is serving
with one of the bcotch, Highlander
regiments. Editor.
There's a story now current, tho
strange it may seem,
Of the great Kaiser Bill and his won
derful dream.
Being tired of the allies, he lay down
tt in bed, Z- - -And
amongst otherthings he dreamt
he was dead
And in a fine coffin was living in state,
With a guard of brave Belgians who
lamented his late.
He wasn't long dead 'till he found to
his cost.
That his soul, like his soldiers, had
surelv been lost.
On leaving the earth to heaven he
went straight.
And upon ariving up there gave a
knock at the gate.
But St. Peter looked out, and in voice
loud and clear
Said : "Begone, Kaiser Bill, we don't
want you here.
"Well," said the Kaiser, "that's very
uncivil.
I suppose after that I must go to the
devil?"
So he turned on his heel and off he did
go i r" ' m
At the top of his speed to the regions
below
And- when he got there he was filled
with dismav.
When waiting outside he heard Old
Nick say v ,
To his imps: "Now .look here boys,
1 give you a warning,
I'm expecting the Kaiser down here in
the morning.
But don't let him in, for to me it's
quite clear ci "
He's a dangerous man, and we don't
want him here.
If once he gets in there'll be no end of
quarrels, f-. T-'-
In fact I'm afraid he'll corrupt our
Wgood morals, "i i :
"O, Satan, my dear friend," the Kai-
ser then cried.
"Excuse me for listening3while wait
ing outside.
If you don't admit me where can I
go?"
"Indeed," said the devil, "I really
don t know.
"Oh, do let me in, I'm weary and
cold,
Said the Kaiser, quite anxious t" enter
Nick s fold.
"Let me sit in a corner, no matter
how hot.
"No!" said the devil, "most certainly
not.
We don't admit people for riches or
pelf:
Here are sulphur and matches, make a
hell tor yourselt.
Then he kicked Wilhelm out and van
ished in smoke,
And just at that moment the Kaiser
awoke.
He jumped out of bed in a shivering
sweat,
And said: "Well, that dream I shall
never foraret.
That I won't go to heaven I know
very well.
But it's really too bad to be kicked out
of hell."
The Pathfinder.
AT THE GEM TODAY
"The Boy Girl," with Violet Mer
sereau. Bluebird's daintiest star. Com
bimng fascinating love interest with
an adventure of gripping appeal to all
lovers of sensationalism. Also "Screen
Magazine."
Friday and Saturday
"The Last Man," featuring William
Duncan and little "Sunshine Mary"
Anderson. A love tragedy of the out
posts of civilization.
Sunday
"Love and Hate," featuring Mme
Bertha Kalich and Stuart Holmes
The vivid portrayal of a woman's emo
tions.
Monday and Tuesday
"The Wildcat," featuring Jackie
Saunders, the "tomboy or the screen."
A clean, wholesome five part comedy
drama that will take you back to your
puppy-love days. In which a 1917 cave
man takes a spoiled child to a lonely
cabin and makes her cook for him. He
made her love him by holding her cap
tive. Will hold you captive and make
Wednesday and Thursday
"The Girl in the Checkered Coat, "
with Dorothy Philips starred in a dual
role, in which she does the finest work
of her career.
Rid of a Lingering Cough.
Cold weather persisted so late this
year that many more persons have
colds than ever before at this season.
You can get relief from racking, hack
ing coughs, from wheezy, aneezy breath
ing, from raw sore throat and tiht
chest. W. G. Glazier, Bentonville, Ark.,
writes: "1 can recommend Foley's
Honey and Tar Compound. I used it
for a cough that I had for years and was
said to have consumption, but it cured
me." Contains no opiates. Children
like it. Sold everywhere.
COLE BROS. CIRCUS
HERE ON JULY 2
"Wagons lumberin' from the station,
Urchins flockine to the sieht.
Tents spring up like fairy mushrooms
urown io ciues in an nour.
An' the ponies go to water at the
t trough up on the square.
An' the youngster who is sick in bed
is all that lsii t there.
For the blood is fairly dancin' when
the circus comes to town."
The Cole Bros.' Big Three Ringed
Trained Wild Animal Show, gayest,
grandest, gladdest pageantry is coming
to Hood River Monday.'July 2, for two
oerformances. this year on its 39th
annual tour, Cole Bros.' big show is
transported from town to town in its
own two steel trains.
The country for miles around is
aglow with the noisy circus bills of
purple and gold and the down town bill
Iwards are gazed upon by thousands of
eyes. The joys and memories of circus
day keep a steady hold upon the heart
strings of the American people.
Cole Bros, performance this year is
entirely new. Hundreds of wild ani
mals, lions, leopards, tigers, pumas,
jaguars, elephants, monkeys, are
trained to do all kinds ot tricks.
'Cheerful" Gardner and his troupe
of elephants are recognized to be the
best trained in the world. 'r.,wi
Chas. Gay has done wonders in his
training of lions, capping the climax
of his wonderful act by puttingjhis
head in the largest lion s mouth.
Fearless little Muriel Croft is seen in
the steel arena with a group of the
most ferocious animals, leopards, pan
thers and tie-era. These acts are sen
sational and keep the audience on tip
toe of expectancy during the entire
two hours' performance.
The remarkable performances ot the
Mizunos troupe of Japanese acrobats
attracts especial attention everywhere.
This wonderful troupe of Japanese per
form feats of juggling, balancing, bar
rel kicking and acrobatics.' yA
The Wizardi troupe of wire walkers
are in a class by themselves.
The troupe of funny clowns headed
by Charley Post, keep the audience in
good humor.
HIHIiii;,!!! II I Villi I 1 M-l
IIXS, FIRS ASD FEATHERS I
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Last Sunday Joe Lenz, Aalto Annala
and Wallace Mav were out fishincr un
at the ladder hole, commonly known as
the lioobin Clarence Knapp Hole.
Fishing seemed to be rather poor till
in the afternoon, as the boys had
eaten their lunch and were sitting
back to have a good smoke forgetting
all about their fishing. But Joe, with
determination, sprang upon a boulder
and went to fishing again, with the
hope of not getting entirely skunked.
He had not been fihsing very long till
suddenly some big, dark object ap
peared in front of him as it came from
deep water into shallow. Joe could not
magine what it was at tirst. Sudden
ly he could see its tail as it swam past
him. "At last boys, we got 'im now,
we got 'im now." Young Annala,
greatly excited ran up over the bank.
dropped his fisp hole and stood there
with his hands in his pockets. About
that time Joe managed to get near
to the fish, grabbing at the ladder. At
the same time Wallace gave a quick
jerk bringing Mr. Salmon up against
a rock, jerking the hook out of its
mouth and catching Joe by the hand.
Joe says, "No you don't go him now."
About that time the hsh was back in
the river. Mr. Salmon won a decisive
victory over Wallace May on aggres
siveness. It was a log.
Charles Barnes, a rancher, whose
place is east of Neal creek at the base
of Bear mountain, now holds the
record for Hood Kiver county as the
slayer of rattle snakes. One day last
week, while in search of a horse that
had strayed away on the side of Bear
mountain, Mr. Barnes peeped into a
depression, formerly the resting place
of a huge boulder, and declares he
was astounded to see a wriggling mass
of serpents. The snakes were fished
out wun a long suck, wnenaunaa
been dispatched, Mr. Barnes took
count. He had killed 31 snakes and he
teturned home, with 122 trophy rat
tlers. Forrest L. Moe, an orchardist of the
Odell district, tells of a well defined
system of signals used by China pheas
ants, cocks and old hens on his ranch
to warn of .the approach of hawks
that frequent the neighborhood.
"Invariably," says Mr. Moe, "the
pheasants sight the marauder first.
The pheasant cock will tmit his rau
cous squawk. The barnyard rooster
immediately sounds his warning and
the old hens transmit the message,
telling of danger to the little chicks.
As a result of this wariness, hawks
have not been able to catch any of the
chickens on our place ths season.
While local fishermen, because of
the high water in Hood river, re
ported poor fishing, L. H.; Arneson,
W. H. Robertson and R. B. Lindsay,
who returned recently from a trip to
Lrooked river in Crook county, declare
that the trout were biting well. The
local orchardists made the iourney to
the central Oregon stream by automo
bile, traveling by way of Dufur, Tygh
Valley and Prineville. The men say
the roads of Central Oregon are in fine
shape.
Hood River cows are continuing "to
do'their bit" by giving birth to twin
calves. Three sets of twin calves, the
first ever known for the valley, have
been born during the past month.
The first calves all four heifers,
were bora on the adjoinnig ranches of
W. A. and Marsh Isenberg. in the
Frankton district. L. M. KaTstetter,
of Summit, reports that his family
milch cow found twins last week a
male and a female.
Pioneers of Oregon, who came to the
Northwest before 1860, according to a
bill adopted by the last legislature, will
not have to pay fishing and hunting li
censes. Oregon sportsmen's licenses
now cost as follows : Fishing, $1.50,
hunting $1.50, combination $3.
The several warm days last week
developed the camping and' fishing fe
ver among numerous Hood River peo
ple. Dozens of parties spent the week
end on the headwaters of the different
branches of Hood river.
J. H. Fredricy, accompanied by
Judge Derby and Roy E. Johnson,
motored out on Hood river Friday and
succeeded in landing several fine trout.
To the Public.
"I have been using Chamberlain's
Tablets for indigestion for the past six
months, and it affords me pleasure to
say I have never used a remedy that
did me so much good." Mrs. C. E.
Riley, Illion, S. Y. Chamberlain's Tab
lets are obtainable everywhere.
FOREST SERVICE BUYS
NEW LOOKOUT HOUSES
'District Forester Cecil, of Portland,
has just placed an order for material
for three standard lookout houses to be
erected at the summits of Mount Mc
Laughlin, Diamond Peak and Rustler
Peak on the Crater national forest, in
July.
These houses are 12 feet square with
a cupola six feet square. Both cupola
and main part of the building have
windows running all the way around.
The lower part of the house is the
lokout man's living quarters, while the
cupola contains the Osborne fire finder,
camps, and other lookout equipment.
The success in quickly discovering
forest fires from lookouts stationed on
Mount Hood and other high peaks has
turned the attention of foresters to
this form of fire protection work.!
Mount Adams, on the Columbia for
est, will have a lookout station on its
summit this summer, as ..the material
is all ready to be transported up the
mountain.
Don't wait until the last moment to
order your pickers' and packers' tickets
for the strawberry harvest. If you want
stock tickets we always liavn them on
hand. We will print your tickets lor
you according to any form.
In "Love and Hate" at the Gem Sunday
WANTED
FOR THE
Red Gross
Ru m mage
SALE
CLOTHING
for Men, Women
Children and
Babies
The Committee in charge
are having more calls for
these things than they can
supply.
Those who have contribu
tions to make for the Sale,
will greatly oblige by leaving
their packages at the Hooa
River Garage by or before
h riday next at the latest.
The Rummage Sale will be
open all day Saturday, June
loin, ana in tne evening.
Respectfully, -
WAYS & MEANS COMMITTEE
OF THE RED CROSS.
SPECIAL SALE
AT THK
Heights Greenhouse
for two weeks on Heliotrope 5c, Ger
anium 5c, Petunia 5e, Lobelia 5c,
Coleus 5c, Salvia 5c. 10,000 late cab
bage plants, 3 doz. 25c; 50c per 100.
Plant your cabbages now. It takes
cabbage 1 10 days to mature. Aster
plants, 15c doz; pepper plants, 15c
dot; Cauliflower plants, 2 doz. 25c;
Celery plants, 2 doz. 25c; Tomato
plants, 2 doz 25c.
Geo. Hasmxqer, Prop. Tel. 3393
W. J. Baker & Co.
Dealers in
REAL ESTATE
Fruit and Farm
Lands
W. H. Davis
E. C. Wright
Hood River Marble & Granite
Works
HOOD RIVER, OREGON
Designers and Mntinfctureni of Monu
ments. Cut BtuDe Work Specialty
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8ti E K.T M A X k L. I C M Z
The most beautiful,
sightlyjand well located
HOME in the city of
Hood River for sale at "a
sacrifice.
J. M. CL1BERTS0N & CO.
Arrived before the
Big Increase
A line of Fine Auto
mobile Robes, Blankets,
and similar articles.
Let us thow you this fine stock.
William Weber
Bell Building
K. B. Snyder
B. B. Powell
Hood River Plumb
ing Company
SANITARY PLUMBING
AND HEATING
Tinning and Sheet Metal Work. Gasoline
Engines, Pumps, Rams. Repairing Prompt
ly Attended. Estimates Furnished. Phone
ItU. Next to City Water Oflice.
OAK STREET
Second -Hand Sacks
We will pay highest price for second
hand feed and wheat sacks. Bring them
in at once.
KELLY BROS.
Warehouse: 7th and R. R. Streets
Phone 1401
C.M.HURLBURT
SURVEYOR
TELEPHONE 564-8
Stranahan & Slaven
Contractors & Builders
HOOD RIVER, OREGON.
J. F. WATT, M. D.
PHYSICIAN AND BURGEON.
Telephones: Office, 1091; residence, 3571.
SURGEON O. R. ft N. Oo.
E. D. EANAGA
Physician and Surgeon
Phones: Office 4211
Oflice in Eliot
Building
Res. 1811
Dr. Jesse Edgington
Office at Residence 903 Fourth St.
Telephone 3783
HOOD RIVER - - OREGON
Office Hours 9 to 12 a. m., 1 to 5 p. m.
Telephone 1411
DR. E. MILLER
Chiropractic-Neur'pa'h
('alls answered promptly day or night.
Office at A. L. Parker's Residence, 41(1
State Street, Hood Kiver, Oregon.
C. H. JENKINS, D. M.D.
DENTIST
Telephones : Office 1081; residenca 3331
Office over Butler Bank
H. D.W. PINEO, D. D. S.
DENTIST
Rooms 4, 5 and 6 Telephone
Smith Building 2021
E. L. SCOBEE, D. D. S.
DENTIST
Telephones : Office 3161 ; resilience 3421
Office in BroHius Building
DERBY & STEARNS
Lawyers
HOOD RIVER. OREGON.
Telephone 3071 Elliot Bldg.
Wilbur & Hazlett
Lawyers
HOOD RIVER - OREGON
L A., A. P. & R. C. REED
LAWYERS
849 McKnight Building
Minneapolis, - . Minn.
JOHN W. SIFTON
Physician and Surgeon
OFFICE SMITH BLOCK
rhones: Office 2021 Residence 5418
ERNEST C. SMITH
Lawyer
Rooms 1 and 2 Hall Building
Hood River, Ore.
H. L. DUMBLE,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Calls promptly annwerwl In town or country
Duy or Nlgtit.
Telephones: Residence, 1031: Office, 12U.
' Office In Use Brosios Balldlnr
Dr. Justin M. Waugh
EYE, EAR AND THROAT
GENERAL SURGERY
Office in Eliot Bldg.
9 A. M. to 3 P.M.
M. E. WELCH,
LICENSED VETERINARY SURGEON
Is prepared to do sny work In the veterin
ary fine. He can be fonnd by calling at or
pixmlng to the K auburn yutblea.