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About The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 9, 1913)
Hood River Banking and Trust Co. Wl tiunet ( unini ttsklDf butt mm and owm oar own tanking property Lvtenml paid on Urn and 8nnn depoalu tua Hit t kwivau r L. A. & A. P. EEED ATTORNEYS AND COUNSELORS AT LAW Two Doom North of Foetoffice Phone 41 DERBY & STEARNS Lawyers H000 RIVER. OREGON. JSJtNEST C. SMITH Lawyer Room 1 1 and 3 Hall Building Hood River, Ore. GEO. R. WILBUR Lawyer Rooms 14 and 15 Hall Building Hood River ... Oregon DR. EDGINGTON 1121 Twelfth Street, The Height! HOOD RIVER - . OREGON E. 0. DUTRO, M. D. Office Smith Bldg., Hood River Fuone 71 Hours 1 to 4 P. M. and by appointment Reticence, Lewis House, Udell Phone Udell 193 fTOOD RIVER GLACIER. TlTtmsnATjvr COURT ETIQUETTE Multy Millions practurad It and Lost Hit Diplomatic Poafc A witty New Tors society man said at a dinner, apropoa of court etiquette: "Court etiquette la, after all, very Hke ordinary etiquette the lawa of cominoa sens govern It "Iid you ever henr how Xfnttw mil Uona lost his under aecretairahln at our legation In London? Multy de- ereu uis rate. Ills common sense waa Inweuutily lacking. It happened rears and m King Edward had iU8t comB illtft owu. and Muity Millions wua dining lor lue urst time at Buckingham nal- ace. "The dinner was a state nn. T, splendid gold Dlate from WlmW glittered on table and sideboard. To Multy. when the entremets came on. tne deaf Queen Alexandra said: How lonir have von Iron living anroau. Mr. Millions? Four yeara. ma'am." Multr renited In a loud voice, for he k or course, to speak high and to say ma am. " 'What? I did not hear.' anM Onun . - . . &iexanara. " 'Four years, ma'am,' Multy shouted. "lint she repeated. 'What?' "Then Multr leaned forward and wun a polite and am able ami! h waved four Sneers to and fro yueen Alexandra'a face. 'He resinned the next mnrnlntr L0XGSII0RE5IEN HAVE PECULIAR LINGO THE BARREL Calls promptly answered in town or country day or night. E. D. KANAGA Physician and Surgeon Phones: Office 3d Res. 35B Office in National Bank Building Dr. Malcolm Bronson Office in Eliot Block Office Phone t Kesidenc phone 34 J. F. WATT, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Telephone offloc, 30: reaidence.aoB , BUKUKON O. K. A N. Co. H. L. DUMBLE, PHY8ICIAN AND SURGEON. Calla promptly answer 3d In town or country, Telephones: Kettldence, 16: Offloe, I6B. Office In the Uroalaa Building. Da. M. H. Sharp Dr. Edna B. Bharp Osteooathic Physicians Graduates f the American School ol Osteopathy, Kirksville, Mo. Office in Elliot Block. Home Phone 102 lies. 102-B H. D. W. PINE0.D.D.S. DENTIST Rot ms 4, 6 and 6 Telephone Smith Building 131 Strong From Without and Sometimes Doubly Strong From Within. Nobody knows who invented the hnr, rei. it lias been used since time Imme morial. Barrels are used for all manner of articles, solid and llouid. Thsr barrels for holding sugar, salt, apples, potatoes, ana so on: for all aorta of oils, from the heaviest lubricants to the most volatile products of petro leum; ror beers, wines and all sorts of beverages. It is contended that the narrei is tne strongest structure of its size that can be made from aa equal amount or wood. Its contents are fre quently the strongest that can be made from liquids. The barrel has tremendous power of resistance to pressure from within and trom without A barrel set on end will It is claimed, support half the welorh! of a railway car while the truck Is tauen rrom beneath for repairs. Yet the primitive barrel is put together without nails, screws, bolts or plus. It is entirely self fastened. The barrel Is smaller at its ends than it is In its middle, so that the wooden hoops, self locklnir. mav be driven on tightening the staves and pressing the neaas into the chines. Although not calked, barrels are water tight A small barrel Is a keg, a big barrel is a casit, ana a still bigger barrel is a hogs- neaa. Harper s Weekly. Every trade has its tricks and its languages. Malcolm Townsend, who for 25 veara wa friiht - t u Pennsj Ivania Railroad Company at Piers 27. 28, 29. North River, New York, and during all that time in close tooeh with the trade, has enriched the literature of the day ry the compila tion of a dictionary explaining the lin go, patois and slang currently used by nieht worktra at Kai Vn.li f stations, where the handling of tboos- nus oi packages oi truit and garden truck is the daily occupation of a large number of cit others sleej. Following are some of the words and phrases, and Mr. Town send's elucidation: I'omuiona Puninliina Ponv A crata of -uniol,-.. ;ti. ' six or more cantaloupes in a row; three rows deep, three rows high. a rots roiatoes. umj Powders West ilni uhiek,, Pricked -Knnfs nn nntofAA. tive of decay. ruipnut-rit of an overripe peach. Rounds-Potatoes in bags. Rubber Trepa "H.. my rubber tree?" is negro loaders; color of rubber combined with supple ness (elasticity) the derivative. nusi tne oiemish on a peach. Salad Lettuce. Salt-water vptrthl. n0io-, a clams from New York. Schleifers Chpan truHo hnuu. f,m ' u.n.i..... .... r , t. miauuui. nere come some schleif ers." (Schleifer. "one who orinria i. e.. alwavs tivino in ph on the price.) i scaiiions bmall onions. j Schmeer A dertaiva term r,t iha , truck driver addr large paunch;. "Hello Schmeer," lit-1 erally, "Hello Fat." Schmeer (Ger-' man) "fat." i slush Decavpri freight i Snappers Lima beans. j Ton Off I.HVplintr Iho rnntmila r.t - ! barrel: dress nn " th inn , side with the best quality. To deceive, j irunoiers feaa. "Jn a trundle bed." i. e., peas in a pod. I Grass Asparagus. A contraction of i "snarrow-crass. " a vnlnur .n,nii , ci 1 feM. vwa. uj.ivil ui asparagus. Greaser Truck drivers' salute to an Italian i. e.. a prnasn unnf tl,u amoll. est sized humanity. Green goods-Vegetables-from the color. Handtalker A Jew. "A Hair Cut NpdiilM A r.,fn - l ii (O a lieaVV mould On Strnwhorrica lni. dent to imperfection. "If the whisker i tmouia; were supped, the berry might sell as a berry; a hair cut is badly netuFa. Barbacued- Ronolnd boss loader fails to pay what he owes, his hired loader (negro) has but one recourse "I mus' lick 'urn; I jea gwin to barbaykoo dat niggah !" Barnacles Licensed vpniinn . Hnulnra who are waiting for the close of the market, in order to secure bargains. Bav-windowed-A nnrtlu n, - ------ - r - j w stomached buyer. AHWer Goods MustGo! . All indications with not much snow and th.T Dtn Winter Oood31lustT;saMd.t' ..me?23. aU to make room for sprin7good3 "1C6S Men's kee Gum Boots, re-'ul-ir U "i tsoy s Kee bum coots, regular $3 00 Men's one buckle Arties and Snow Excluders CI f rr i Men' $3U50b!!C.kle. ArtiCS' eXtra ht'avy' re' Misses' and children's one ' buckle ' Arties ,T , c T-) t n 69c and 89c Men s Snaer Proof pacs. rom,iow to rA Mens German box, extra good, reg. $1.25 1.04 $4.79 3.75 2.69 1.85 2.85 Comforts, Colored Wnnun ti . few pairs Men's Lnp-P-Pra Q t . , Top Shoes at Clearance Prices! 6 CARMICHAEL'S THE STORE OF SATISFACTION ON THE HEIGHTS i C. H. JENKINS, D.M.D. UENTIST Telephones: Office 28; residence 28-B Office over Butler Bank, Dr. Justin M. Waugh EYE, EAR AND THROAT Office in Eliot Bidy 9 A. M. to 3 P. M. L. A. HENDERSON, SURVEYOR and CIVIL ENGINEER Formerly U. S. Land Surveyor, Philippine Islands. Two Doors North of Postofflce Phone 41. MURRAY KAY Civil Engineer and Surveyor Broslus Building R. R. Bartlett ARCHITECT HOOD RIVER, OREGON Heilbronner Building Phone 61 Hotel Tips In Advance. The Japanese custom of administer ing the hotel tins inimedlarelv unnn nr. riving Is clearly explained by Stafford itansouie. in former days the Japanese innkeeper made a email chorire for the rooa ne uppued cost price or there about, and the guest, unon arriving made a present of money to the house and another to the Berrants. Indicating thereby both his own social rank and tne class or accommodation he expect ed. However munificent these presents. It was polite for him to write "common stun or "rubbish" on the paper In which be wrapped them un. Fearful confusion resulted when Europeans with our Ideas of tlnnlne first came Presented with a bill for the ridicu lously small sum of 2 shillings, they thought a shilling tip handsome, when as much as 6 shillings was probably anticipated. London Chronicle. Bread Upon the Waters. When Victor Huiro was In exiln In Brussels he asked Rochefort to stand godfather to tils son Charles. Roche fort accented and In looklne for a suit able present saw In a curiosity shop window a silver table ornameut which attracted him and which he bought, though the price was 35.000 francs. When after 1870 Rochefort was sent to New Caledonia and bis property confiscated Victor Hueo sold the orna. ment for the benefit of Rocbefort'a family. It turned out that It was the work of Beuvenuto Cellini, and it brought in 200,000 franca. When hnvintr n nnnrrli inQ.i;..i..a r,. children bear in mind that Chamber lain s Cough Remedy is most effectual IOr ColllS. rmiltl ami U-lwinriti. ..,,,,.,1, and that it contains no harmful drug. For sale by all dealers. Cousrhs I Hard couch. aM Give Oyer's Cherry Pectoral a chance. Sold for 70 years. I Ask Your Dorlnr. f - At .. Cigars, Tobacco and Cigarettes Fine Line of Pipes Candies and Fishing Tackle H. GARABRANT OAK STREET Oregon Lumber Co. Dee, Oregon ALL KINDS OF LUMBER, SHINGLES SLAB WOOD, ETC. CAN FURNISH CEDAR SHIP LAP, ANY QUANTITY Both Phones Estimates Furnished SURVEYING and BLUE PRINTING P. M. Morse Heilbronner Bldg. Hood River office for Newell, Gossett & Walsh, Consulting XiDgmeers 01 rorwand. StranaJban & Slaveu Contractors & Builders B0CD IdVIR, OREGON. E. W. DARK Contractor and Builder Estimates on Request Phone 212 K FREDERICK ARNOLD. CONTRACTORS and BUILDERS MsauttN raralafceal M all klade vwfc A. C. BUCK NOTARY PUBLIC AND INSUR ANCE AGENT Rom 12 Broalms Block Franklin's Fate Prefigured. The fate of Franklin, the explorer, was unwittingly prefigured, and on the eve of his starting on bis last voyage, at the hands of his own de voted wife. As be lay dozing on a sofa Lndv Franklin threfv somethlnc over his feet, on which he awoke In consternation, saying: "Why, there's a flag thrown over me! Don't you know that they lay the union jack over a corpse?" A Charity Danes. Awkward Spouse 1 see our set la to have a grand charity ball. Did you ever dance for charity? Pretty Wife Of course. Don't you remember how I used to take pity on you and dance with you when we first met? London Telegraph. Where Hie Money Want Tramp-Yes. lady, I had $50,000 left to me once. Woman And I suppose It all went for liquor? Tramp I s'pose so, mum. Dera judges an' lawyers la awful drlnkera.-New Tork Globe. JACOB FROST Third St., betwetn Oak and State SHOEMAKER REPAIRING A SPECIALTY Give me a call, and keep your (eel dry yH4. 60 YEARS' EXPERIENCE v Trade Marks Anrona inillng a tltMrh and dMerlptlon mil onlMlr airartaln our opinion frea whether ai liiTentlon probh)T patentable. CommunlraJ iLo,SVP'Jlctte'llld,,lt'"l-.HSN0B00l( od FateiS etit free. Oldest aitencr for aecunnit patent Patent taken through Muni A (STmSSm pertolnottc. withemt charge, to the H scicnnnc mmm. UOOD RIVER BANKING & TRUST CO. extends a I cordial invitation to you, personally, to call and open a checking account. Any amount will open an account in our savings department. We pay 3 per cent interest, compounded semi-annually. We promise the best of service and satisfac tion. HOOD RIVER BANKING AND TRUST CO. OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS M. M. IlitL, President J. W. Copland, Vice-Pres. R. W. Pratt, Cashier Chaa. G. Pratt, Wilson Fike, Jos. Copeland, C. II. Stranahan HOOD RIVER ABSTRACT CO. 1 MEAT goes a long way from the stockyard to the butcher's block. Its the quality that tells in the end. Meat may be fresh I'M nml vot Jf jvw nut uc JUI1 FRESHNESS AND QUALITY is the standard we set for our customers. We buy the best, and sell at prices within the reach of all. HOOD RIVER MARKET THE SQUARE DEAL STORE Has a Full Stock of Wagons and Spring Wagons Agent for Bean Power and Hand Spray Pumps Hose, Rods and Nozzles Bluestone and Lime Oliver Plows and Extras d. Mcdonald THIRD AND CASCADE STS. HOOD RIVER, OREGON Land For Sale jl. 1 h;m nliont, 1 0()n 46- most of it under ditch at prices ranging from $G0 per acre up. In tracts from ten ucres up. J. R STEELE Hood River - - - Oregon J. M. SCHMKLTZKH F. A. BiMiior ABSTR A CTS Insurance Conveyancing SURETY BONDS A handtomaljr tltnitral ireeklf. Lanreat otr eulation of any eoientltlc lournaL Ternn as i aaYia,!th, waUZA MUNNCo'8,B.New1forl Wtr Wound Continuous Stave Wood Stave Pipe KELLY BROS., Agt. PHONE 227-M Fourth Street Between Oak and State Corraet. He No man la aa black as he la painted She And no woman H as white as she Is powdered.-Clncinna.tJ Enquirer. W. B. Fox, 195 W. Washington St., Noblesville, Ind , eays: "After suffer ing many months with kidney trouble, after trying other remedies and pre scription", I purchased a box of Folev k'i.lnoc Pilla l,;l. J! 1 . ...a buiui juit uiiijr aiu rne more good than any other remedies I ever used, but have positively set my kidneys right. Other members of my . .ucffi mtii aiiuiiar re sults." Take at the first eign of kidnev trouble. Chae. N. Clark. "It's the song ye sing and the smile ye wear That's a makin' the sun shine every where. -Exchange. "Accuracy" is Our Motto Office in New Heilbronner Building Phone 23 HOOD RIVER. ORP We "Meat" Everybody in our store and the "nieating" is to their entire satisfaction. Tender is the "meating," too, and pleasing to all tastes. We have the best beef, pork, mutton, lamb, veal and poultry, and our chops, steaks and cutlets will please the mott exacting epicure. Mild rnrpH hams and bacon, fresh country sausages. nue me quality or everything here is high, our prices rule low. Central Meat Market Jataaaaaaaw jaaUIaaaaitflatfllY!rMsl1iV 0 3 WE HAVE JU8T RECEIVED A FRESH BUI'PLY OF i Nitrate of Soda, Muriate of Potash AND ALL KINDS OF FERTILIZERS COME TG US DIRECT FOIl WOOD-FIBERED HOUSE PLASTER CEMENT AND LIME AS WE UNLOAD DIRECT FROM THE CAR STRANAHAN & CLARK Hood River, Oregon oJ Rubber Stamps orage We have storage space for all kinds of goods in a concrete building Our Tranfer Wagons Will Move Anything Complete Transfer Service Transfer & Livery Co. Phone 5 Dr. M. A. Jones DENTIST FORMERLY OF HOOD RIVER Now located at 245J Washington Street U. S. Dentist PORTLAND, ORE AT THE GLACIER OFFICE .Livery, Feed and Draying.. STRANAHANS & RATHBUN Hood River, Ore. Horses bought, sold or exchanged. Pleasure parties can secure'.flrst-claes rigs. Special attention given to moving furniture an pianos. We do everything horses can do.