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About The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 9, 1913)
HOOD RIVEh GLACIER. TTTPRSPAY. JANUARY 9,. 1013 IV'- .W -t:';-'K,-Lrf4&-' SA - iVr-.J Vi4A'3J47;,111 s Vr'VV&M a A M Jf 'rSSC, I.iiiiii!!:::::..ii!ii!,: -""''''f . .. i 4 1 OREGOH AT THE NORTHWEST PRODUCTS EXPOSITION The Male of Orison wai fully repre KPtitpd at the Northwest l'rmlticts Exposi tion by the (inrst collection!) of truits, (froina, grnsws and vegetables that the Ktnte ban ever sent Eust to an industrial anil af-'rieiiltuial show. In charge of the Wilis were Messrs. 0. E. Freytag of Oregon City, J. E. Sawhill of Head, and M. J. Dnrvea of Eugene, Uiegim. All three gentleiiien were prominent speakers at banquets given by the Min neapolis Civic and Commerce Association during the course of the land show. Thousands of booklets, leaflets and fold ers of handsome appearance were dis tributed to the land seekers who crowded the show during the entire two weeks. COMMERCIAL CLUB OFFICERS ELECTED At a meeting of the Hoard of Direct ors lust Thursday night the olliccrs of tha Commercial club wire elected for the following year. The officials cho sen are: W. l. Clark, president; Dr. J. V. Watt, vice president ; J . K. Rob ertson, treasurer, and Kay 10. Scolt, resppointed secretary. The new members of the board are J. H. lleilbronner, Chas. Hall and John K. I'utmnn. " A VERY CL0SE CALL Th Old Darky Cam Within Ont of Shooting the Buck, "Conic miulity nigli kill In a line buck H uinwnln'," said uu old negro. "Cum in 'long through tie woods, an er ole buck bo Jump tip, Hi"'- bookei ly, booker- ty, be run olt a Utile ways an' top I Willi. Come In one er sboutlu' him, Biih." "Why didn't you shoot'" 1 "Didn't bub my gun wld me, hhIi." "Then how did you come In one of uboollng him'.'" "Kii.e, sub, 1 come In one o' takln my gnu wid me." "Why didn't you lake your gun'" "Diilo't bull none, sub." "You are an old idiot!" "Look benli, donn' 'buse er man tint wny when ye ain't got no cause. I ain't got no gun kaze n feller dut 1 n uz gwiue ter buy one from axed me Jos' a dollar ino'n I could pay. So I come 111 one o kD t Hi do gun. If I bud er got it 1 would er tm k It 'long wld me, an If I'd er hud It 1 could or shot de buck cusy, s:ih. So donn' come 'romi' 'buslu' man when de fucks Is all ergln yer. 1 tin 1 kniiwed folks to fetch trouble no. deiselvi's dat way. t'.r person oilgbter be keerful hi ills benli worl o' Hclenee and spei kerlatlon. Good miiwnlii', sah Since yer'a acted ills way I wouldenter Kin yer none ' de ineiit ef I had of killed It. Ko' you talked (bit way 1 wouldcr nmde yer present o' eouie o' ds buck. Hoe w hnt you got by It, sah!" Uucle Itemus' Home Magn.lne. " m EFFECTIVE rRI0' Th Stout Man, th Parson With White Tie nd the Corktcrew. Tho Buiokiug car was ho dull that whi-a the stout umii produced a bot tle bis seat uiates-thiee of theui smiled In Joyous relief. "Who's gotta corkscrew V" he de manded. Nobody responded. The stout man looked around. Across the ainle was it thin person lu a shabby bi-ck suit ami a white tie. lie was rending,., lu u shortsighted way, a gilt top volume with a limp cover. The stout mnn leaned forward. "l!etteliil a tenner th' parson has a corkscrew," ho hoarsely whispered. "Done," said the mail with the gray Me whiskers. The stout man leaned across the aisle. "lieg pardon," ho said, "but have you such a thing as a corkscrew about you?" Tlie mini with tha white tie tifsltnt ed. Tor a moment bo Beeined pained. Then he Hushed a Utile, and reacmiig ilown Into bis pocket drew out the ar ticle they wanted. Ten minutes later the stout man said be was going back to look for a friend. At the nelt station the whitu tie man gnthered up bis Roods and chattel and left tho car. Then cume the conductor. "Did Fatty Frost and 'the parson' show you any of their team work?" he humhliiKiy asked. Team work!" echoed the side whisk ered man. "They're the cleverest swindling pair In the country," aald tho conduc tor, and nnssed on. Cleveland lialu Dealer. RED TAPE AND A BATH, Knowledge and Culture. A great memory does not make a phi losopher any more than a dictionary can be called a grammar. There ore m,.., uim embrace In their mluds a vasl multitude of Ideas, but with little sen Rlhllltv about their real relations to ward cacti other. These may be on tlqiiaiians, annalists, naturalists; they mav be learned lu the law, they mnv be versed In statistics; they are most useful In their own place. should shrink from speaking disrespect fully of them. Still, there Is nothing In such attainments to guarantee the ab sence of narrowness of mind. If they are nothing more than well read men or men of Information they have not what speciully deserves the name of cnltme of mind or fullills the type of liberal education. Newman. Killing Devil. Once a Suhiirnn traveler was Inform ed by one of bis African escort that he had Just killed a devil, which proved to be his master's watch that the aav nge had found, and, hearing It tick, concluded that there was an evil spirit Inside. Accordingly he gmasbed the timepiece by hurling It against a tree. An Observing Boy. Little ftoy (who has Just seen his mother dismiss the servant for staying . . t awnv from Home uic previous unui rive or six hour without leave) Main Jim. asu t is very wroun in nmij -u slnv ont so late? Mamma (inttlgnantiyi -Yes, Charlie, and very Impudent, too, she was. Hut I won't keep nu.cn n pei i in mi house. Elttle Hoy-When are you going to dismiss pupa?-"-on' dou Telegraph. EAST AND WEST MEET Walter McCormack, Famous Grand Opera Tenor, makes Friends with the Blackf eet Indians from Glacier National Park The East and the Wcit camp toethe.r a lather strikin" ami unusual fashion at the recent concei t given by the St. l'aul symplirrny Orchestra in the Auditorium at St. l'aul. The Indians attended the oncert as truest e (,f 1.. W. Hill and were very appreciative not only of the splendid solos sung by Mr. McCormack, but of the rather intricate and high-brow type of orchestration rendered by Prof. Ilothwell and his well-known orchestra. Chief Fred l'.ig Top, in referring to the concert, said ho enjoyed it very much "some of it was just like Indian music." The Indians applauded long and loud at times and attracted considerable atten tion themselves. While the elite of St. Paul were present in evening dress they had nothinu on the Indians, who were very elaliorntely attired and carried them selves with dignity and ease. After the concert, the Tmlians were introduced to and photographed with Mr. McCormack as shown in the picture above. They extended him a cordial invitation to visit their native home, ('lacier National Park, Montana, next summer. Palmer Gives Self I'p As 'the cuest of Sheriff.!. F. John son, R. E. Palmer, a real tHtate man, rode from Hood Hiver to Portand last Friday to give. himself up to the local detectives. He is charged by Geo. L. Madden, of Jennings Lodge, with the larceny by embezzlement of $700, the sum named in a law judgment in favor of Madden against Palmer. Palmer has been sought lor some time following the swearing out of a warrant by Madden. It is alleged that Palmer sold some property for Madden and trom the proceeds took a $700 jfee. this, because bewassaidtonave.no agent's credentials from Madden, was recovered by Madden in a civil suit. Palmer, it is said, refused to pay the judgment and the warrant was secured as a result. Palmer, who lived on a ranch 11 miles from Hood River, informed the sheriff a week ago that he would, be willing to return to Portland and face the charge after New Year's. Friday he walked into the sheiiti s othce and said that he was ready. 'Will you pay my tare to Portland it I go down and give myself up?" said Palmer, the shtrilt acceded ana pal mer boarded the train alone and greet ed Detectives Litherland and Hill gen ially at the union depot, where they had been notified to meet him. Do you know that fully nine out of overy ten casts of rheumatism are. simply ibeoriiat jm of the muscles due to cold or d.imp, or chronic rheumatism, and require no internal treatment w tiat ever? Apily Chamberlain's Liniment freely and we how quickly it gives re lief. For sale by all dealers. FIGHTING THE TRUST We sell Plumbing Supplies to all at Wholesale Prices We sell Plumbing Supplies to all at Wholesale Prices Carload buying makes price3 possible. We have 1000 beautiful lowdown toilets, all in first-class condition, that we will sell for one week only at this remarkable price, $10.40. Remember, everyone guaranteed absolutely first-class and complete. Send us your list and get our prices on other material. t i i i i J. SIMON & BROTHER The Trust Busters. 581 to 593 Front St., Cor. Grant Ave. PORTLAND, OREGON Hard to Docicla. "How did that race between thezebm and the giraffe come out?" nsked Little Jinks. "It hasn't been decided yet." sabl Jor klus. "The glraile's hoiul came in two feet abend of I lie zebra's, but his tall whs three feet behind. "-London Kx ress. Johnny'a Sign. The iront door boll was out of re pair. Mother Instructed boyish John to f mt up aonic sort of notice to the effect. John Is better (it athletic games than la regard to punctuation. Hu tlimlly evolved this sign, which a star tled neighbor presently brought In to the mother: "Please Knock the Door Pell Out of Order." A Soft Answer. Actress (anrllyl-l'ld you write that criticism which aald my Impersona tion In "The Abandoned Wife" was a miserable failure? Critic Ye-y-e You sec, you looked so Irresistibly beautiful Unit It was Impossble to fan cy that any man could abandon you. Curious Experience of a Visitor In Little French Town. St. I.o, a little towu lu the Miincbe department lu Franco, bus no public. bath house such as those found In most French towns and cities, for the prl vute bath In Prance Is yet, as It were, lu Its infancy. The youngsters of the town bathe In tha Vlre, but the 1 2.000 other Inhabitants think themselves above such n thing as a bath. Visitors can get a bath. It Is true, but they must order four liters of water, all that they are permitted, ami It is taken to them. Not long ago a visitor In the town wished to take a bnth Ho went to the hospital to ask permission to take a bnth there, as lu liiittany this Is the custom In towns where there Is no pub' lie accomiuotbitlou. The visitor's re quest was received rather coldly, and he was told that he would have to make his request In writing to the ill rectors of tho hospital. This he did and iintleutlv awaited a response. None came, and the visitor left town. Two dns later the response came ami followed him from town to town throughout Prance, not catching up with him until he had returned to Parts. The response was as follows: "M. Is exceptionally authorized to take a bnth at the hospital on con dition that he Is able to Justify by fl medical ordinance that this medica ment Is necessary to bis state ol health."- Kxchauge. The Smelt. It Is the opinion of the true gourmet Hint of all marine nnu flsh there Is none to compare with the smelt (Os morns mordaxl. This primary rank is 'ts own by reason of its delicacy and delicious flavor, anil w hen fried a light brown In very tine breadcrumbs and served with melted butter there Is none Hint disputes Its pre eminence' Its de light ful flavor, however, as well as Its peculiar odor. Is evanescent Like the mackerel, it cannot be too fresh It Is from Its odor t tut t the smelt derives not only Its familiar but Latin name, an odor so aggressive of sliced cucum hers Unit If lis presence be manifested only to the sense of smell people are often deluded Into such supposition. Till.- odor Is not marked except In the ivshly caught flsh and disappears In the conking, giving place. lioueJer, to litllug resurrection of the smelt to an olfactory sense sun more savory ;i ml delightful. irt.Ti,-''a :arance Arresting Time. "Kvon a policeman can't arrest the flight of time." sabl the funny man. "Oh. I don't know." rejoined the mat ter of fact person. "Only this worn 1 saw a policeman enter a aide door and stop a few minutes." Willing to Demonstrste. "Tommy," said bis distressed moth er. "1 don't see how you cun get so dirty " "Come oifout and I'll show you," was the prompt reply. Chicago Post Superior Price Markers and Kubber stamps at this otlice. Tha Struggles ol a Sculptor. Auguste liodiu, the Kronen sculp lor. had u great struggle with poverty anil adverse criticism in Ills youth or n n eposide of this early period a writer siiys: "With that inflexible will anil singleness of purpose that never fulled film throughout his career the young sculptor set himself to express lu clay, uuiiiile or bronze his conception of life and art. He used his leisure In work lug at nighttime In a deserted stable he hud transformed Into a studio nt his wonderful mask of "The Man With (he Itrokeu Nose.' After eighteen months of bard and patient labor ho finished this musk and sent It to the salon It took the hanging committee fourteen years to discover any merit hi the work, for tt was rejected In 1S04 ami Anally accepted only lu 1S7S." OUR ANNUAL JANUARY CLE Is Meeting With Much Favor Because we Make Good, we Prove What we Claim Everything in Our Stock of Dry Goods, Ladie's and Children's Ready to Wear, Shoes, Notions, Etc. All will be Re- t Furnishings, A Gentle Rebuke. Lady Dorothy Nvlll In her remluls ceaoes relates bow Queen Victoria on rebuked a certain nilstrees of the rolms for unpunctuullty. A day and boor had been appointed for a public ceirmony In which the ipiceu was to take part The hour bad arrived, and of all the court the duchess alone was absent. Tho queen gave veut more than oiioo to her Impatience, and at last, just as she was about to cuter her carriage without ber first lady of honor, the duchess In breathless baste made ber appearance, stammering out faint words of excuse. "My dear duchess," said the queen, smiling. "T think you must have a bad watch." and she unloosed from her neck the chain of a magnificent watch which she herself wore and passed It round the neck of the offender. I have lived to know that the greiu secret of human bnpplner ts this: Nev er suffer your euerglss to at.ipnatv. Adn in Clark. Literary Coincidence. Kesembhiuce does not always mean plagiarism. There was no plagiarism certainly in Newmau's line, "The uight Is dark, and I am far from home," though It lias been pointed out that It utmost exactly reproduces a line in a play primed In l.VJ'.t, Tills play is "Two Angry Women of Abington," by Henry Porter, an. I the original line runs. " 'Tis late and dark, and I am I ir from home." duced in Price During this Month, and we mean it There are no Exceptions, no Contract Prices, no Reserve. You know Early Selection gives you best Choice. A Uolf nwi Think what it means to buy Good New Reliable At nail r lice Gords at just HALF PRICE. Ladie's Long Coats, Tailor Suits, Silk Waists, Shirt Waists, Petticoats, Children's and Misses' Coats Hoods, Sweaters, Etc. Men's Overcoats, Boy's Suits, and many other items. ALL AT HALF PRICE. The Hallmark. "Isn't that Murjorle Mincer, fie sou brette st.irV" "es" "Hut stie hasn't a particle of uuikeup ou tier face" "She doesn't wear paint and powder on the street any more for fear she might be mistaken for a society lead er"-l.lfc. Deer Living. Pouting VA lte You used to cnll me the light of your life. Huh So I ilu, but I had no nleti the meter was solus to regNter such a cost liosfon IYhd-script Now is the time to buy wood. A. 0. Lot's, phone':- ehesp liii, lo-X. 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