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Si n, fnflliici ami lmim' are i
iniiiiiilv rvlirvnl dy t liHinlx rlain
I'ain Halm. Ti.i liniiiit-tit reduces in
llanini'jtion ami mireniw no t ht a sprain
I mav he rnr-d in alcmt ene-thinl thr
1 tiini-rciiiiril hv thiii-lll treat -lenl.
Goto the HOTEL WAUCOMA
t or Your
SARTORIAL DILEMMAS, j
Weighty Probltmi That Ar Puilling
Our English Cousin.
A problem U put forward by a writer
In a contemporary which gives food
for thought. It U thin: Suppose by
aoiue combination of cirounistnncea you
were faced by tlie alternative of wear
lug a frock eout with brown boots.
Which would l the better way out of
It to wear a bowler or a tall hat? A
the writer Justly remark", If you wear
a bowler then the thins you have to
explain away la the coat. If you wear
a tall hat, you have only the boots to
account for. We should advise thoso
of our readers who find one morning
that all the wearing apparel in the
house had bceu stolen during the night
with the exception of a frock coat,
waistcoat, trousers, shirt, collar, vest,
tie, a pair of brow n boot and two hats
oue tall, the other round to cut the
Gordlan knot by staying In bed. An
other of life's dilemmas which may
face the traveler down the world's
dusty highway has to do with collars.
Suppose on arriving at a house for a
week cud and starting to dress for
dinner you find that your evening col
lars have got wetted by your sponge
or otherwise defaced. Should you wear
a clean double collar or a dirty ortho
dox evening collar? In the former case
yon will be natty, but a thing of
loathing to all properly constituted
men. In the latter you will glvo the
Impression that you cannot afford the
services of n laundry. London Globe.
NAPOLEON'S HABITS.
Ths Great Warrior Wa Fond of Per
fume and Clean Linen.
It Is pleasant to learn If one has Na
poleon I. on the hero list that he bad
very dainty habits In personal mat
ters; that he was fastidiously clean In
his person, according to an article In a
French contemporary, and poured cau
de cologne Into the water he washed
In, then Hponged his head with per
fume and finally poured the remainder
of the contcuts of the flask over his
neck and shoulders. Ho was also ex
travagantly fond of clean linen and
during his campaigns had relays of It
Bent to different pluccs. In thoso days
It did not cost n farm to have starched
things laundered, for, In account with
a famous laundress In I'nrls, the em
peror's linen for one wash amounted to
380 pieces and cost only a trifle over
This strikes an American as very
reasonable, but his majesty never wore
any article but once, and, as ho always
undressed himself without aid from
his valet, his garments were literally
cast to the four corners of the room.
Napoleon's bill for cau de cologne,
however, exceeded the washerwoman's
by a large majority. It Is a relief to
learn that the Little Corporal was so
much a dude. Borne of bis predecessors
In the Tullerles were not blessed with
such excellent habits If history Is to be
rolled upon.
Juet a Fish Story.
Forty years ago, wheu my father wai
taptalu of an East India tradiug ship.
w hile off the coast or Amca near me
equator the ship's carpenter w as taken
alck and died. He was sewed up In
canvas, aud with blm were sewei hif
kit of tool and grindstone for ballast
to sink blm. Services wre held and
the body committed to the sea.
Four days later the ship's boy fell
overboard, and a great shark came up
under the stern and swallowed the boy
before he could be reached.
The next day the shark was still fol
lowing the ship. A shark hook wa
baited and put over the stern, and the
shark was caught, but was so large It
could not be taken on !oard, and they
were obliged to shoot him. He looked
so plump and large the mate, who was
an old whaler, wanted to go over the
side and cut the fish open. He was
lowered over and cut a hole In th
shark and was surprised to hear volcei
and ou looking In saw the ship's Imj
turning the grindstone for the shlp'j
carpenter, who was sharpening his
ax to cut their way out.
My father, who is eighty years old,
can vouch for this that It is a flsb
story. Boston Journal.
Koui Hood Hirer citizen bre lact
night ere R. K. Eaton. O. C V,t
riu, J. Sclbuter and Will Vot who
came to attends the Kill.' lodge.
Colds and Croup in Children
"My little tfirl is subject to cobU,"
cays Mr?. Win. H. Serig, No. 41 Filth
St., Wheeling, W. Vn. '-Last winter
(he bsd a M'ier spell ar.il a t rrible
rough but I cuied ht-r with Chiliiilx-r-laiu's
Couli lU'iuidy without tlm aid of
a doctor, and my little boy linn been
prevented many titnee (mm having the
croup by the timely u?e of tlii syrup."
This rniiedy is lor hale by Kier iV Cap.
Postal Ueflt-lt (Greatest in History
Post muster (Jetierni Meyei i.unoii.JC
ed the portal dnHcit of the I Hot INchI
year to b eiG, it 10. 278 99. Thin is the
greatest In the b'wtery of the coun
try, to pravpnt deficits it Is suggest
ed th it a upeclHl local puree! potnt be
inaugurated ovei tbo ruial free del iv
eiy routes.
X I'F.tTLIAK UltENCII
of the foot or ankle may produce a very
serious sprain. A sprain is more pain
ful than a break. In all plains, cuts,
burns and scalds I'allarJ's Snow Lini
ment is the thing to u-e. lielieves the
pain instantly, reduces swelling, is a
perfect ami-septic and heals rapidly.
Price 'Jc, one ami fi.tiu. lias. .
Clarke.
Hie Old College Chums.
A conductor sent a new bmkemnn tc
put some tramps off the train. They
were riding In a box car. The brake
man dropped Into the car and said,
"Where are you fellows going?" "To
Atchison." "Well, you can't go tr
Atchison on this train, so get off."
"You get," came the reply, and as the
brakeman was looking Into the busi
ness end of a gun he took the advice
given him and "got." He went back to
the caboose, and the conductor asked
him If he had put the fellows off.
"No," be answered, "I did not have
the heart to put them off. They want
to go to Atchison, and, besides, tbey
are old schoolmates of mlno." The
conductor used some very strong lan
guage and then said he would put
them off himself. He went over to the
car and met with the same experience
as the brakeman. When he got back to
the caboose, the brakeman said, "Well,
did you put them off?" "Naw, they're
schoolmates of mine too." Wellington
(Kan.) News.
To Make Waxed Paper.
This U used for keeping substances
which contalu either a volatile aromatic
Ingredient or grease, which would pen
etrate through ordinary paper. On a
flat sheet of copper over a gentlo fire
place a sheet of paper ns a base aud
then lay a second sheet on the top of
the first. Coat this second sheet with
yellow or white wax and distribute the
latter uniformly over the eutlro sheet
by means of a sponge, exerting a llt-
tlo pressure, till the paper Is every
where transparent and consequently
permeated by the wax. If the fire Is
too feeble, the process will bo retard
ed. Too powerful a flame Is still more
harmful, ns tho paper Is liable to be
come brown or black. Stearin may be
used Instead of wax. Der Indusrrlose
Geschaftsmann.
Halevy and the Due da Morny.
It may not be generally known In
what elrvumstanccs Halevy owed his
advancement In the French civil serv
ice to the Hue de Morny. The duke, an
amateur of the arts, had begun to write
the libretto of a comic opera of which
Offenbach was to provide the music.
He found that he had not the tlme-or
perhaps that he had not the talent-to
finish It., ne sought a collaborator, and
Halevy came to the rescue and kept
his secret. When, therefore, the onlce
of the ministry of Algeria, which he
held, was suppressed be had no hesita
tion In asking his august patron for the
post which he sought on the Journal
Offlclcl. 'The very thing!" exclaimed
the duke. "There Is six months' vaca
tion whou the chamber is not sitting,
ao that you will have plenty of time
to write for the stage." And he gave
him a note to the head of tho depart
ment, consisting of tho simple words,
"Make arrangements to give the bearer
the pout for which be will n6k you."
Westminster Gazette.
SUNDAY DINNER
P. F. FOUTS, Prop.
Hood River, Or
GOULD & SNYDER
PLUMBING
Steam and Hot Water Heating
All jobbirifr promptly attended to.
BARTMESS
'Dies jour busbau play puli' i?" i
"1 di u t thmk hi, "arsweiel young
Mrs I'eikins; "hot some cf i be men
l.e n o I -i at the card UHes do.''
A ItliOKKN HACK
That pain in j r l uck caused by
lumbago, 'tiff h um U n or a strain is ho
easy thing t gel rid i f. Ilallar.i's Snow
Liniment i tires rheumatism, lumbago,
gore ami stiff muscles, strains, spraii.H,
mis, bur s, brui-.es, scalds anil all
aches and pains. Yon need a bottle in
your house. Clius. o. Clarke.
Tlianksgiv'hg Shoot
IVenty eese. and fi.ity ducks will
b- put up as rifles in ' shooting ouu
tewt beginning at ten o'clock, I'uesday
moruing, .oieo;l er illh.
Ali Hie mritod to participate. The
contest will ImSh pi .re o i the saud
bar below the (). It. & N. track.
W. 11. Hoot.
Nhai Would Von Do I
In cise ut a burn or scald what would
you do to relieve the pain? Such injur
ies are t able to occur in any family and
ever) one should be pn pared for tliun.
I bauiberiiiii.' Salve applied on a s It
loth mil relieve the puiii almost lu-
tantly, and unless the. injury is u cc-
ere. one, will cause tlm parts to niai
wit bom leaving a scar. For sale by
Kier & Cass.
If vou suffer from con-iipatiun am
ver trouble Foley's Otino Laxative
will cure you pel mam fitly by stimulat
ing the digestive organs so they will act
naturally. Foley's Orino Laxative
ions not gripe, is pleasant to take ami
you do not have to take laxatives con
tinually after taking Orino. Why con
tinue to he the sl.iveoi p II- and table) v.
Clarke iMiii; Co
Sure to Be There.
An old Scotch farmer was lying on
what he thought was his deathbed. Ho
began to give orders to his wife about
his funeral and the pcoplo to be Invit
ed. His wife, knowing that he was not
dying, paid but llttlo attention to his
requests, and this so enraged the farm
er that he rose on his elbow and cried
out:
"What need I speak? There'll be
uaethlng dune rleht unless I'm there
myscP!"
Ills wife, patting blm on the shoul
der, replied: "Toots, man, Bauldy!
Keep yer rob ea.y. Ye'll be the prin
cipal man there." Glasgow Times.
Where They Gas Away.
Of the late Langdon Smith, the bril
liant Journalist and author of New
York, n Denver reporter narrated anec
dotes the other day.
"I remember," he sold, "my first visit
to Washington. Smith, big and hand
uomo and vivacious, showed me about
From an emiueuce a great paje dome
rose up against tho blue sky, the dome
of tho capitol.
" 'What Is that?' said I.
" 'That?' said Smith. 'Oh, that's the
national gas works.'"
Nor a Hospital Either.
"Talking of our British cousins?" ln
quired the tox attorney of the South-
em Pacific. "Well, I hoard one the
other day. Big fat Britisher shoved
Into oue of those compartments at tlm
last moment. There was tin American
In there reading his newspaper.
" 'It's sixty miles to my station,' re.
marked the Englishman, 'and, I say
old chap, I'm treating myself for a
wounded foot, and I say, If you don't
mind, I'll put some of this iodoform on
my ankle. Beastly smelling stuff!'
"'Go ahead,' said the American. But
when he got tho full odor of it lie
shoved up a window and pulled out
cigar and lighted It and began pulling
away vigorously.
" Here, here, my good fellow,' pro
tested tho Englishman, 'this Is no
smoking compartment!' "San F'ran
Cisco Chronicle.
In One Lesson,
He Tour sister sahb -she couldn't
dance.
She Well, cau she?
"Yes; I made her. We hadu't beea
cm the floor a minute when I stepped
on her foot. You just ought to have
seen her." Yonkers Statesman.
Mienamed.
Towne Why do you call young
l'etherbrane "Cholly?" His first name
Is Noah.
Browne Yes, but that's so Inappro
priate. Noah had sense enough to get
In out of tho rain. Philadelphia Tress.
He who will not reason Is a bigot;
ho who cannot Is a fool; be who dare
not is a slave. Byron.
At Others 8ee Ut.
"Meumahlb," asked n young East In
dlau glti of her Flngllsh mistress, "why
do you wear those sad colors? I don't
like them."
"I am In mourning, I.attoo. It is the
custom of English ladles."
"But black is the color of night, mem
sahib, aud yet you believe that wheu
you die you go to heaven at once. Then
why not be glad for your friends who
die and wear colors such as we see In
birds and flowers and falling water
wheu the sun shines? God doesn't
make your colors. Ah, well, Christians
are strange people!" From "Tho In
dlan Alps."
A Woman's Country.
lne French woiunu may not tie, so
classical In form or outline ns many of
England's beautiful women, hut slio
has undoubtedly tue gift of charm, and
by virtue of this elusive, tantalizing
quality she has for centuries bewlteln
and enthralled oil the men of her conn
try. F'rance today Is the most woman
ridden country and also tho most
peaceful, prosperous and contented.
The women rule by cbnftn. Stormy
Petrel.
UNDERTAKER
& EMBALMER
Dealer in
Furniture
nd Building Material
Stuns
lie Did you hear about the Btuy
Bee's fair?
She No; vvliMt about it?
"Oh. the ltiihv Bees had a fair, and
the gilrs went about charging one dob
lar for a kiss.
'1 suppose vou got stung several
times."
Itaw Lungs
When the lungs are sore and iiillmn-
ed. the germs of pneumonia and con
sumption timl lodgement and multiply.
rolcv s lionev slid lar kills tlie roiigii
genus, cures tne niosi ousiinine lacsing
ngh, heals the lungs, ami prevents se
rious results. J lie genuine is in tne
vellow package. Clarke Driu Co.
In ilk fast Food
Haul, at the age of 4, as askad one
morning hy hU papa. "What is tlie
iiunie. id the llsrt men! of tl.o day?"
"Out meal, " responded littl.) Paul
promptly.
Watched Fifteen Years
"For fifteen years I have watched the
working of I'liicklen's A i un a Salve ; and
it has never failed to cure any sole, boil,
ulcer or burn to which it wa- applied
it has saved us : any a drclor hill."
suvs A. I'. Ilrtt'ily, ot r.ast union
Maine. '-Vie at Chas. N. tiarke's drug
store.
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1 Our Rolled Barley
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J APE IN THE LEAD
Stanley-Smith Lumber Co.
Wholesale and Retail
LUMBER
Lath. Shingles, Ete
Lumber Delivered to Any Part of the Valley
SNOW & UPSON
Blacksmiths and Wagon Hak ers
EXPERT HORSESHOERS
NEWWORK & GENERAL REPAIRS
JACKSON & JACKSON,
Dealer in General Merchandise
Fancy Groceries Flour and Feed
and Lumbermen's Supplies,
Free Delivery. Home Phone HOOD It! VER, OR.
..Hotel Gerlinger...
1 IIEMSIXGEN, Prop.
ol'en day and night. all trains sto p in front
oftheiioti:l
ist and Union Sts.
The Dalles, Ore.
The Unite
Hotel Clerk We hare oue rouni loll,
sir, aud the bed is only enough I'm
oue.
lirOKKeiiheiinor Well, I suppute
we'll hat to duke it, hut I hate to hat
my wile sleeh on der Hoot.
Seven Years nf Proof
"1 have had feven vears of .mof that
Dr. Kiiijj'if New Iin-oery is ihe boM
medicine to take for coughs and e ihU
and for every dioa-cd condition i
throat, chest or i n n jr f , cays W. V.
Ilenrv, of Taiiiuna, Mo. The world I i it -bud
tbirty-eiiiht years of proof thai lr.
Kind's New 1 heeovery is the best, rem
edy for coui-hs ami colds, la grippe, nsi li
ma, hay fever, brnneliit:s, hemorrhage
of the Itins, and the eatly Mailt a of
consumption. Its timely use always
prevent? Ihedevelopnient of pneumonia.
Sold uiuler !uurantee at CI. us N
Clarke's ilrui; store. !(K- and $1.1X1.
Trial bottle free.
Th Old Matter.
Mistreat (to new servant) I nimt
I m ) res upon you. when you go to the
dlnlnir room, not to try to get the dirt
off the 'Old Master with a wet rag,
but use n dry, soft cloth only. Serv
antMercy on us, inarm; be I to wash
the maater?-I.ondon Tntler.
The world Is dying for wmt uot of
good preaching, but of food hearing.
Rouni in nn
More than Enough is Too Much.
To maintain health, a mature man or
woman needs just enough food to repair
the wate and supply energy and body
heat. The habitual consumption of
more food than is neceieary lor these
purposes i tbe prime cause of rheuma
tism, stomach troubles and disorders of
tbe kidneys. If troubled with indiges
tion, revise your diet, let reason and not
appetite control and take a few doses of
Chamberlain's 8tomach and Liver Tab
lets and you will soon be all right again,
for sale oy Kier & Cass'
NOTICE IOR ITI'.UCATION.
Depiirlioent of the Iitteilor t.ntol oitle.' 0
Tlie I miles, mivm, tier. ;ni, imw.
Notice is hrtrhv i.-n Hull
1.1 Till'.U WINTI1KH.
of Mosier, oreiion, lev, on Aiiir ft. lsvr, iiiiit
Homestt'iiit Kntrv, Nn. l,Vii'", No. eilt.l, lo:
K' .NWl4 Sii'iion i:i. TovvnMiip J N , tiimti
II K.. Vt lllioiielle MiTtOlnn. tins llivl nolle-,
of in lent ton to itinke tlnnl commutation pio l
lo eMiittllsli I'l.'Olil lo tlie thiol Hbove tlli rileil.
tK'lore Ucu'lsn-r ntul Iteeeiver ut 'I he I iilh k.
Oregon, on t tie 1ST t ila.v ol Nov entlier, l.HW.
I'lHiniMiil UHines hh vvttm'stM-: Nun Mnr
KtN I'liarles It.'ni.ctt. I ee llutiler asit II. II.
Nellon, hII ol Mosut, Oregon
I'. SV. Mm lt 1'.
ol.Ull'J Kfl1rr
Hood River Milling Co.
W wi
51
HAVE JL'T HF.CKIVKD A FRESH SUPPLY OF I
Miraie or 30ua, .munaie 01 roiasn
AND ALL KINDS OF FERTILIZERS
COM K TO US DIRECT FOR
WOOD-FIBERED HOUSE PLASTER
CEMENT AND LIME
AS WE UNLOAD DIRECT VROM THE CARS
STRANAHAN & CLARK
Mood River, Oregon
J
HII illllS 1 1 i'l III III i rsm
TIIOS. CALKIX.
WALTER. LSEXBEKO
YYt
Riverside Dairy
cui Mipply yo" with nny quantity 'of Fresh Milk
PRICES ON APPLICATION
Free Delivery.
I
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J
NOTICE l Olv Pl ltl.lCATlO.N
Not I'oal l.mul.
Denarlo . nl of Ihe Intel lor, I' s. Ijir.il oilier nl
1 lie Pulley, I ireiion, Ocl -.'si, VJOS.
N' air In lien tv mi v en Hint
VA III.! AM I. Ill N I Mi,
ol Mimler, on-iion. u lio.on Jul v 2mIi. lwi.niH'le
HoiiieMenil Kntrv. i-erliil .No. ef.(M), No l.'n I
lor N'jN K'S-K'N I- A, Serllim II, Tomiii.oi
t North, Kioite II KllM, VVIIIionel e Menolmi,
luo tiled notl e of intention lo lonk1 Kimil.
Kive Wiir 'Tool, lo esinOIIh el-.nn lo tin
luml uliove ilt-M-i iIm-iI, tn loii? t lie Keitpr tool
Ueeelver, at the lialles, tirejjon, on the Till
(Ihv of I'eeenilier, lim
Tlie elionianl iiiitnes as wit noshes: r. A.
SluriflM, riuirles I'noher Aniliew l'nulvir.
W. W. Ktvptie timin, all of Sloi-r, Tenon.
uS-l;l T. W. MOUUK. Uev(il.-r
For Sale or Trailc for 'I y in v rlter-Oiip Him
eiusK I'leroe bleyele. Kni)Ulr- 01 J L. Jmta nl
ancoina Uolcl. uy
Vehicle
Selection
L don t nine V(mi to imv . nn
, ..-
exnensivi' Vrhiele. I hav
in: iiv nl p-ood stvlo ami weambmtv to tit itoikit-
in nits of varying th'grees of thickness. liuggit'S. Run
aliouts. Surreys, etc. I linve over nny samples on my
floor. Have a look in. More styles ami better pritvs than
you are used to. (Vehicle Repository second floor.)
Vehicles Harness F arm Implements
J. R. NICKELvSEN
PHONE 68
HOOD RIVER, ORE.
t
van .
Hi
Wmmm
RECEIVING DAILY
FRESH
Flour and Feed
CELEBRATED
WHITE RIVER
AND
GOLDFN CROWN
BRAtfjLS
A SUCCESSFUL BAKING
As follow b the use of
nd Golden Crown Hour.
White River
Whether you
kind of
MADE FROM
SELECTED HARD WHEAT
bake bread, cakes, pies, or any
pantry, you will find thistlonr a safe and
reliable standby. Try it once and you
will never use any other.
STRANAHAN & CLARK
HOOD RIVER, OREGON.
a T. 1UWH3N
F. H. 8T AN TO II
HOOD RIVER NURSERY.
Stock Gro;7n on Full Roots.
W denifM to let uur. friends and patrons know
th; i - f,Ul planting we will have and can ap
ply ,i iirrnlier
Cherry, !V:r,Apricot, Peach& Plum Trees,
G RAP L.J. CURRANTS, BERRY PLANTS,
Shade and Ornamental Trees.
Alio, all the standard varieties of apple trees. Can
supply the trade with plenty of Newtown, Spltten
berg and Jonathan apple trees.
RAWSON & STANTON. Hood River. Or.
WHOLESALE
THE DALLES NURSERIES
R. II. WEBER, Prop.
THE DALLES, OREGON.
RETAIL
GROWKR AND DEALER IN
FRUIT, SHADE
AND
ORNAMENTAL
TREES
GRAPE VINES
SMALL FRUITS
Evegeeni, Rose and Shrubbey.
Remember, Our Trees are Grown Strictly Without Irrigation.
..MILLER'S DRUGSTORE.
'Uis just received a shipment of American nml Im
ported I'erf nines, Lund berg's, Kieger's, Koj-er & Gal
lett's in bulk and presentation boxes.
The Finest Imported Soaps for the Toilet
Toilet Sets, Fancy Papeti ie, and many other ar
tides suitable for Presents.
On the Heights, Hood River, Ore.
Why Go Down the Hill?
A New Carpet
In appearance uun'eof your
old one if washed by tho
Hood River Laundry Co,
Phone 123
a
.BICYCLE SHOP.
J. MARION REID
Bicycles. Guns, Sewing Ma
chines, Furniturs, Umbrellas,
Stow sand Locks Repaired.
KEYS MADE TO ORI-ER
''ir.wk'S, (lui etc., sent hv express for
rrpau, will l,e t.mjy ..d , -, ,ptlv re-
ri'Miriit'ii. i
3-Woii ..lire f n.a- .l,.'.. i V
Hl all K ttf mnuiru l
application. Reference: Bradstret',
h uVt
Pun land