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HOODIRIVEB GLACIER THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 27, 1908. Three : Captain Kidd's m. Two Loves. By Cart William. Copyright, UOT. bf N. E. Dale,. Captain KIdd gave a sigh that shook his three feet four inchea of atature and looked up at Juliet Juliet, the ele phant Idol of clrcua goers, responded with a sympathetic pat that very near ly took the diminutive captain off his feet "It's too bad, Juliet," he Bald softly. "If Gretchen were here now to enjoy this, how hnppy we should be!" The captain's glance roamed over the gay crowd. It was the day of the chil dren's parade at a seaside resort and the throng of miniature men and wo men In their finery reminded Captain Kldd more than ever of bis own tiny Gretchen. Tears stole down his fur rowed cheeks, and Juliet In dumb sym pathy placed her trunk caressingly around the captain's neck. Perhaps she knew of what he was thinking. Perhaps it was only the in stinct of a dumb brute, but the captain was comforted by her caress. For fif teen years he and Juliet had traveled through the world together, and there had sprung up between them a love that until the appearance of Gretchen had been full and complete. Juliet still lavished upon her trainer the wealth of her elephantine love, but the captain had divided his heart be tween the elephant and the dainty lit tle woman whom he met In Paris Just before he had sailed for America. When the showman who paid him his salary had ordered him to go to the strange land, he had lagged Gretchen to accompnny him. She had been will ing enough, but the director of the troupe of lilliputians would not give his consent to losing one of his most valuable little players. He had hired Gretchen from her mother. When the dwarfs hnd parted In the big arena In Purls she had promised to always be true to him and had hinted that perhaps Bhe might manage to come to him some time. lie had given her his address), written on a scrap of programme, and the short, misspelled letters she had sent were tucked into the pocket of the gay uniform coat and brought comfort to him in the long nights when he lay In Juliet's JULIET HAD CArOHT HER AROUND TH1 WAIST. stall studying them out by the aid of a lantern. Exhibition midgets get little schooling, and the captain did not realize his inamorata's shortcomings since his own education was even more sadly neglected than hers. He cared nothing except that each tiny missive reiterated the "Ich lleb dlch," which bore comfort to his heart and gave him courage to face a strange land. He was at least more fortunate than Gretchen, because he had Juliet the faithful. Ills love for Juliet antedated his love for Gretchen. Fifteen years he had played in the troupe with Gretchen; there had been a long stay in Paris, and he had grown attached to Juliet the largest elephant of the herd. The proprietor, quick to see his opportuni ty, had shown the midget how to put the great beast through her few sim ple tricks. Since then the captain and Juliet had not been separated for a single day. When they traveled by rail he slept in the car. On board ship or on land he slept in her stall. The elephant quar ters were far sweeter and cleaner than some of the boarding houses at which he had been lodged, and the captain hated to be parted from Juliet even for a moment Thus there had grown up between them a love almost human in its In tensity. The owner of the menagerie had finally permitted the captain to purchase the elephant out of his slen der earnings and the tips he had re ceived. The captain had several hundred dollars saved up, but not enough to purchase Gretchen's release from her contract. In time he could manage to save up enough, so he tried to be con tent But here at the beach the sight of the children in their fancy dresses put him strongly In mind of the little troupe of which Gretchen was the star. The captain grieved and Juliet grieved in sympathy. The two of them had come down from New York that morning to take part In a circus in the evening which was to close the day's festivities. It bad been a long, tiring trip, and the tnptaln felt depressed. Even the worn letters in his pocket failed to bring him comfort and, though Juliet ca ressed him with her trunk, her efforts were of no avail, and the captiln re garded the crowd of pleasure seekers through tear blinded eyes. , Then the manager of the entertain ment came blustering up with the warning that the parade was ready to Start Juliet swung the captain up to her neck, and under the direction of his hook she moved oEt with stately tread to take her place at the head of the line. As the great mass paced along be tween the lines of eager spectators the captain no longer watched the crowd. His thoughts were far away across the water with the little madchen. Juliet proudly led the way, enjoying the st. . e she excited and glad oT the opportunity to parade. She did not need guidance wheu the way waa o plainly marked, and. rejoicing in the fact that the children along the Hue were generous with their peanuts and candy, she kept a watchful eye on the crowd. A cry of terror roused the captain from his day dreaming. Juliet waa excitedly trying to force her way through the crowd, which broke and scattered before her. Captain used the book on ears and trunk; bat though Juliet trumpeted shrilly In her pain, she obeyed neither hook nor vole. A dozen alert policemen sought to break her charge, bat they hastily dodged aside at her approach. Then a cry of horror ran through the crowd. A little girl, evidently one of the pa nders on her way to the start, stood directly In the elephant's path. One of the policemen sprang to ber rescue, but before he could reach her Juliet bad caught ber around the waist and had lifted ber high In the air. Strong men turned aside that they might not see the child dashed to earth again, while others stood fasci nated by the sight But Instead of in juring the child Juliet swung ber light ly back to the captain, who caught her in his arms with a cry of Joy. Juliet then swung her huge hulk and docilely returned to the parade with the captain still holding Gretchen with one arm, while with the other he pat ted the trunk that was held up for a sugary reward. "My Impresario died," Gretchen was explaining. "I ran away and came over In the big ship, as we bad planned. At the place where I sent your letters they told me you were here. I could not wait for your return, so I came, and Juliet saw me. I was looking for you. I knew you would be In the parade." Captain Kldd slipped another lump of sugar to the Insistent trunk. "It frightened the people much," he said with a little laugh. "But I am glad that Juliet found you. Now I have my two loves, and we three shall live together always. A man came to me the other day and said that in vaudeville we can get much more than the $ 10 they pay me now. We shall be rich and very happy, my Gretchen." 'With you and Juliet." said the lit tle woman, as she patted the upraised trunk. "I am sorry the children were frightened, but I could not wait an other minute, my Wilhelm." "Nor I," he answered simply, adding with true showman Instinct: "It will be good for the business. It has made people talk, and they will want to set the three lovers." Neglected Colds Threaten Life. (From the Chicago Tribune.) "Don't t.ifle with a cold." is eood ad vice for prudent men and women. It may Me vital in the case ot a child. Proper food, good ventilation and drv. warm, cinthine are the nrot)er safe guard against colds. If they are main tained through the changeable weather of au'unin. winter and spring, the cnancea 01 a surprise Irom an ordinary cold are slight, lint the ordinary light cold wiP become severe if neglected and a well pst;lililied cold it to the germs oi aipntncna what honey is to the bee. The greatest menace to child life at this season of the year is the neglected cold." Whether it Is child or adult. the cold slight or severe, the verv best treatment that can be adopted is to give Chamberlain's Cough Remedv. It is safe and sure. The great popularity and immense sale of this preparation has been attained by its remarkable cures of this ailment. A cold never re sults in pneumonia when it is given. ror sale dv Keir Cass. Clocks and Muifo. Camille Saint-Saens, the French composer, boasts that like Mozart, he chose his relatives with the greatest discretion. His mother was an artist his aunt an accomplished musician. The child showed very early an ex traordinary susceptibility to musical sounds, and be de-Ughts to tell how, when he was a tot of three or four, his great-aunt would get all the clocks In the house and set them striking, making him tell her the difference In the vibrations and imitate them with his voice. To this early training ha attributes much of his remarkable memory and faultless ear. The Jumping Oft Place. "Conaumotion had me In its crrasD and I had almost reached the jumping off place when I was advised to try Dr. King s JNew Discovery ; and 1 want to say right now it wed my life. 1m provment began with the first bottle nd after taking one dozen bottles I was a well i n I happy man again," says Licorge Moore, of Urimrsland, N. C. As a remedy for coughs and colds and healer of weak, sre lungs and for pre venting pneumonia New Discovery is supreme. 50c an 1 (1.00 at Chas. N. Clarke's, druggist. Trial bottle free. Coats of Offie. On the day after his election the chief magistrate of a certain town In the Midlands who enjoys the reputa tion of being rather "near" In money matters was asked for a subscription to the local football club. "I really can't do it" he replied. "Just look at the outlay I've already been put to through accepting office!" And he produced a small ledger In scribed on the cover "Mayoralty Ex penses." On the top line of the first Inside page was the entry. "Dress suit, 2." Reynolds' Newspaper. Even From the Mountains Ballard's Snow Liniment Is praised for the pood it does. A sura cure for Rheu matism and all pains. Wright W. Lov ing, Grand Juuclion, Colo., writes: "I used Mallard's 8no Liniment last win ter for rheumatism and can recommend it as the best Liniment on t he market. I thought, at the time I was taken down with this trouble that it would be a week before I could get about, but on applying your Liniment several times during the night I was about in 48 hours and well in three days." Sold hy Chas. H. Clarke. Not Breadanad. "They say that travel broadens a man," said the dark woman. Weil I don't know about that" re plied the light woman. "My husband has been a conductor on a troiiey car for seven years and see how thin he Is!" Yonkers Statesman. I COLD, WINDY, WEATHER Causes Bough Skin of Face and Hands. Lemon and Witch Hazel Cream e THE PERFECT EMOLLIENT Corrects this, and makes the skin soft and velvety. Ladies can wear gloves immediatelo after using. Invaluable as an application after shaving. Sold in Hood River for 14 years. 25c the Bottle Esson & Currin Graduate Pharmacists Phone 1001 Successors to HALL & ESSON Hotel Waucoma Moderate Rates Excellent Service A FIRST-CLASS HOUSE P. F. FOUTS, Prop. Farmer's Dinner 25c Hood River, Or TH08. CALKINS Skin Disease of Twenty Years' Stand lug Cured. I want von to know bow much Cham berlain's Salve has done for me. It has cured my face ot a skin d sease of ut most 2) years' standing. I have been treated ty several as smart pin aidant as we have in this country and they did me no good, but two boxes of this salve has cured me. Mas. r annus Orikkkn, Troy. Ala. Chamberlain's Salve is fui sale by Keir A Cass. An Exception. The Philosopher Tell me what a person reads and I can tell you what he is. The Dyspeptic Not always. There's my wife, for Instance. She's always reading a cookery book. The Fhllosopher (confidently) Well? The Dyspeptic But she's no cook ! A Sticli in Time will save nine. So will a bottle of Bal lard's Hort-liouiM Syrup always kept on hand save many a spell of sickness. A sure cure for Coughs, Colds, Bronchitis and Whooping Cmigh. Mrs. S . 11' Hot Springs, Ark., writes: ''I keep a bottle of Bollard's Horehou;:d Syrup in my medicine chest, and tliunk my fore thought many times. It has prevented many severe spoils of sickness." Sold by Chas. N. Clarke. Cpcr.kir.g. 'Did yon think Miss .tvk!n:i ha speaking eyes?" "I'm sure I don't know," replied tlui young lady. "If she had. her mouth wouldn't give them a chance to bo heard." Chicago Record-Herald. Acute Kli(!.!iiiallsui. Deep (earing or wienchine pains, ocea-i i ed by getting wet through; wnr when at re.-t, or on first moving of 1 lie limbs and in cold or damp weather, is cured quickly by Mallard's Snow Liniment. Osear Olcon, Gibson. City, III., wri es February 10,1902: ''A year avo I was troubled with h pain ii in ba k. It soon got so bad I could nut bend over. One bottle of Ballard's Snow Liniment cured me." Sold by ("lias. X. Clarke. Fortunate. "How dreadfully stout the general Is getting!" "Yes. Isn't it fortunate? Otherwise be wouldn't be able to wear all hi tneda!.M-Tit-Blts. JACKSON & JACKSON, Dealer in General Merchandise Fancy Groceries, Flour and Feed and Lumbermen's Supplies, Five IMivt-ry. Home Phone HOOD RIVER, OR. WUOLKHALE RETAIL THE DALLES NURSERIES It. II. WEBER, Prop. THE DALLES. IOREGON. OROWKB AND DIALKB IN FRUIT, SHADE TQCCC GRAPE VINES AND I Kl r AND ORNAMENTAL 1 SMALL FRUITS Evegni, Rose and Shrubber. Remember, Cur Trees arc Grown Strictly Without Irrigation. ..MILLER'S DRUGSTORE.. Has just received a shipment of American and Ira ported Perfumes, Luudberg's, Rieger's, Roger & Gal Jett's in bulk and presentation boxes. The Finest Imported Soaps for the Toilet Toilet Sets, Fancy Popetrie, and many other ar ticles suitable for Presents. On the Heights, Hood River, Ore. Why Go Down the Hill? C. P. R. Next I" 'r lo McGuire Brothers, Clothes Cleaned, Pressed and Repaired Ml Hurk done with Electric Iron anil guaranteed Simple Cure for La Grippe. Lagriippe couglm are dangerous as they frrauently develop into pneumo nia. Foley's Hont-y uml Tar not only stop the cough b it heals and strength ens the lungs go thut no serious results Honey A Tar contains no harmful ,1 -ii..,, ., ., A !.. ;.. .. ....1 1 .... 1 v .. uiugo nun la ill n rn-iw ittcitlftKU. fuse substitute", t'larke Drug Oo. Economy. Small Gilbert-Papa, didn't I bear ou tell mamma we would have to economize rapa les, my son. small Gilbert Well, you might begin by get ting me a pony; then I shouldn't wear out bo many shoes. Chicago News, What To Do When Billoux. The right thing to do w hen you fiel bilk Ub u to take b A of Chamber Iain's Slomaeu and Liver l'ablet. The will cleanse the stomach and restitute the liver and bowel. Try it. Price, 25 cents. Samples Ine at Keir & Cut's. A Hur.-T.no Woman. The Cabman Gimme your bag, lady, and I'll put it on top of the cab. Mrs. Oatcake (as she pets In) No: that poor horse of yours has (rot enough to pull. I'll carry It on my lap. London Tlt Blte. Pleanint and Most Effective. T. J. Chnniherc, Ed. Vindicator, Lib eriy, Texas, writes Decrniber 2, 1902: "With pleasure and ntitmiid'ed Hy yon I bear testimony M the inra'ive rwer of Ballard's HorelmimJ Syrup, have used it in my family and ran cheerfully affirm it Is the mo't effective nd be.t remedy for coughs and odd I have ever used. Sold by Chas. N. Clarke. HOOD RIVER Laundry Co. j a Docs Washing at jg I Reasonable Rates U ! I Call Up Main 941 I l! , 4 mA.u ! Kennedy's Lmative Congh Syrnp acts ceiitlv but nroii. ptly on the bowel. It stops tbecongh by soothing the throat and long in Million, ttom by .eir a t'asa. Club Chop House AND RESTAURANT Merchants' and Famcrs DINNER 11 A.M. to 2 I'. M 25c Fish, Ojstiil Ponitry A SPECIALTY Short like ad union Pacific 3 Trains to the East Daily Thfonirh lMHmn tnn1fr1 n(l tonrint jIwiiIpk inr dully to Omnho. Chicago, Bp kn: nini-M ntwpltur rum dally to Kubwui f'ttv: timnirh Pnllman toniisf lpln cur fi"iMon!iHlly iwrtwtedl wwkljr to ChlaiKO. R-Hlnln chair rr (Kent free) to the Kant dully Union Illicit- Leavo. Arrive ChlcMKo-l'nrt Innd Special tor the Knit vIm Hiillnrton, daily 8:80am 8:50 pro Snnknne flyer for Knnturn Wimhlimton. WhIIr Wall, ' l.pwlntnn, ( vwurd'Alenennd Orent Northern point, dally R:lli pm AtlnnllcExpwwi for the Eat vln Hnntlntrtnn. dally $00 pm l'rtlanrt-Penrtlelon local for ll .lnt between Pendleton mid l'ortlnnd, dally 7:15 am Comfort for Hortes 6 A. Blankets bring comfort and health to the horse and save money for the owner. They protect horses from the wintry blasts; they keep horses well, save their lives. Strength, warmth and length ot wear are characteristics of the 5A Blankets. Ask for 5.. Look for t!:e 5 A trade mark. Buy a SA. Blaa Olrlh for the 8tabl, I'ny a S.V Square l.ir the Street. We Sell Them S. J. FRANK Harness and Saddles 8:011 am S:45 am 11:15 pro RIVER SCHEDULE " WRTHrroE f arid 8:OT-prTO:liOP7 M w fo'ntc. connecting Dally Dally ptth "IciMiirr for II rco except except N'nrth Reach olenm- Hnaday, Himday. tT.MMMHlo, Aah atreet Hatardav. ('nek (water per.) 10:00 P. M, KtiH Davtim, On'Knn 78 A. H. 7:30 P. M. Itv and Vmhlll Klv Dally Dally !tnt. Ah ulree' except except tia-k fwntt-r per.) Hnnday. Sunday. mil I. K W I H T O N , 5:40 A. M. 4.-60P. M . Ii'nli", id way pnlnt. Dally Dally '"in K'.piirta, Wanh, except exept Hfiturdey Friday T. W. DeBUSSEY OKHCI HoURlt Fretehl llnuan n. in. to I'J noon: 1 In It n m Nu freight received or delivered after 5 p m. pHaenirr Depot llniirn fir delivery of ex pnw iiinl rntrcage trill be a. m. till C p. to. WM. McMURRAY. General Ptuwenger Agent, Portland., Or. H. K REpfCY, Ag enl, H-d lllver. .BICYCLE SHOP. J. MARION REID Bicycles. Guns, Sewing Ma chines, Furniture, Umbrellas, Stoves and Locks Repaired. KEYS MADE TO ORDER Bicycles, (iiuia, etc., sent by express for repairs will be neatly Mini promptly re paired ana returned, uan save you II to $3.00 on price of new wheals. Tires. braises, and all kind of repair told at Portland prices. Prices furnished on application, iteirrence: Bradstrer C. P. ROSS Billiards and Bowling Alley and Confectionery PARLORS THE BEST LINE OF Tobaccos and Cigars IK THE CITY The Oregnninn, Telegram and Journal ON SALE SUNDAY. WALTER ISEXBERG Riverside Dairy We can supply you with any quantity of Fresh Slilk PRICES ON APPLICATION Free Delivery. GOULD & SNYDER PLUMBING Steamjand Hot Water Heating All jobbing promptly attended to. Our Closing Out Sale Has progressed beyond our expectations, all on ac count of having the goods and giving the prices that attract. The Iron Bed stock is still quite complete: forty different styles yet remaining. We are selling $3.50 Beds for $2.80 " 14.15 " $3.50 " 110.50 " $8.10 " 112.00 " $9.55 " $22.50 " $18.25 Compare prices below with those you have been paying: YnmYurn Springs $2.40 Fall Leaf Table ,2.20 8anitary Couches $5.25 " Davenports $(1.25 Wool Top Mattresses , $3.55 Three-quarter " 3.55 Single 2.45 Excelsior " (2.15 Kitchen " $1.60 11. II. Treasure $3.45 D. Linoleum, 12 ft 65o All Wool Carpet 05 We invite your inspection S. E. BARTMESS BUY CM FLOUR If You Want the best Money can Buy. We Have a Car of Fine oats just'n liood River Milling Co. FAULTLESS Grubbing' Machines Wire Rope and Extras Wire Fencing' of all Kinds Spray Pumps, Hose and Extras. Buckeye Well Pumps. SHARPLES CREAM SEPARATORS VEHICLES and FARM MACHINERY J. R. NICKEUSEN oc 3C U 11! J O CX WE HAVE JUST RECEIVED A FRESH SUPPLY OF 1 Nitrate of Soda, Muriate of Potash AND ALL KINDS OF FERTILIZERS COME TO US DIRECT FOR W00D-FIBERED HOUSE PLASTER CEMENT AND LIME AS WE UNLOAD DIRECT FROM THE CARS STRANAHAN & CLARK Hood. River, Oregon no "" DO 0 J Milwaukee Nurseries Have U offer good stock of Apple, Pear, Cherry, Peach and Prune trees for the coming season. Have 20,000 two-year-old Y. N. Pippin, Spitwiiburg, Arkansas Black, Ortley, Hyde King, Winter Banimnn. 30,000 one-year-old Y. N. Pippin and Ppitzenburg. My stock is all first class this year in every respect, and true to name. Planters are invited to call and inspect this stock before placing your orders. N. B. HARVEY, Proprietor MILWAUKEE, OREGON.