The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, January 16, 1908, Image 6

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Newspaper Page TextSix HOOD klVEB 6LAOIErTirpRtpAT JAKTTARlT i3lpnli:B , 1 1 1111 ' " " 1,1 "" 1 an ?P"IM'" i m BOWSER HAS NEW IDLA Then It's betaiffie Your' welT known obstinacy won't Nrnilt -on to. Han nah's soul went Into that tat as sure las you're bora, ami that's why she's. nana around aa ihe hit Thc nnir Tries tO Convert Wife' tO Belief one c98' bowerer. All human souls uo noi paaa into l tie bod lea of animals. In Transmigration of Souls. SEES PLAYMATE IN A TRAMP. Experiment Ends In a Personal En counter In Which the Hobo Does Not Come Out the Wont Mrs. B. Con soles Hubby ICopyrisht, 1907, bjr E. C Pareella. Mr. Bow ser bad seemed abscntmlnd ed at dinner, and for hall' an hour aft erward be smoked bis cigar In silence and bad no Interest In bla evening newspaper. Finally he aroused him self, with a start, and said: "Mrs. Bowser, I want to talk with you for a few minutes on a very seri ous matter, and I trust I may have your undivided aud respectful atten tion. If you can restrain your fond ness for sarcastic remarks I hope you hill do so for this once." "I hope you are not going to tell me that you have discovered a new planet In the heavens," she answered. "I am not looking for new planets Just now, though I may begin later on. This afternoon a man from Troy came V 'u,i ! t !c i A T1WM1' AT IfiB BASBMBjre DOOR. 'W tlpto the office on business. He had dog-with him, and do you know that 1 seemed to recognize in that dog an old and dear friend of mine who died at least ton years ago? Same eyes, same mouth, same hopeless expression of face. Why, I roso out of my chair at firxt sisut of him." "And theji you sat down again," she replied. "I expected you'd get back to that nonmrnse again. It's only a few mouths ago that you scared the cook awny by your talk about transmbjra tiaii, telling her that she'd probably tvrn into a cut when she died, and If I v 'WO you I'd let it alone. I tell you it's ; a you call the theory of transmi : lou ail bosh, do your, he sharply ,u i-ud i:s he turned on her. Ridicule the Theory... ., "Of course I d ). At least it la a' the ory so far fetched that no sensible per son will waste any time over it Let us talk about something else, I waa reading today that big money could ba made by starting huckleberry awamps." " ' " j " "Never you mind about that, Mrs. Bowser. Let the huckleberry business take erne of itself. The quesUcm be fore us Is, What becomes of our souls when the breath leaves the body? Do you care whether your soul passe into tho body of a dog or a dove? If you uuu i, n is sometmug to me what be comes of mine. I don't hanker to come back to earth as u hippopotamus or an alligator. You call the theory of trans migration all bosh, and yet it is gain ing ground every day, aud millions of people belters in it" 1 "Well, if they want to belters In such rubbish let them go ahead." "There you go again!. Rubbish? Rub bish? By what right do you call the belief of at least a billion people rub bish? There is either good foundation for this belief or else all these people are fools. How can you say what be comes of your soul after death r ' "And bow can you?" she queried. "I can't exactly, and yet when I look into the face of a dog from Troy and recognize tho features of a dear old playmate who died In Kalamazoo many years ago it goes, to convince me that there Is more in the theory than I ever accepted." "I trust your dear old playmate waa well and that you enjoyed his call. lld you mention that you used to play ball and hopscotch with him? Did you ask ho .v ho liked being a Troy dog for a change? Did he seem to also rec- oguize you?" "Sneering already. That's you all over. I never set out to talk with you on any matter of deep interest unless you try to belittle tt Woman, -right here aud now I boklly announce my self as a trausmlgratlonist of the deep, est dye, and If you havo got any sense l!i your bead I can prove the theory in tuu minutes. Yes, I can do it in one. Look at that cat, will yon?", The family fellue had been out on the fence walloping other felines and showing who was boss, but hart come in Willi a look of innocence and mod i". ;y on her face and was sitting up on the hearth rug. - Mrs. Bowier regarded her tor a moment and then observed: "It's our old cat, right enough." . "Yes, It's our old cat, and who does kIio remind you of? By thunder, but f.l'.i strange that I never remarked the J!-, eness before! Mrs. Boweer, as true i you live, the soul of your sister Hannah, who died three years ago, U if passed Into that cat! Look at her, f say! If that isn't Hannah's exama. sion to a dot, then I'll eat my hat!" Saw Relative In Cat "Nonsense! You must be crazy. She looks like any other cat; and that s all there is to it You can see what silly t Mugs your theory leads to. It's a Bliame to compare her to Hannah." "And you see no resemblance?" he asked. "You can't see that she sits thore with her chin cocked up Just as Hannah used to after I had told her Hint 6he shouldn't climb fences and roll over on the grass?" . ... ... "Xo, sir, I can't, and I want you to juit.making such comparlsonfl.'J .'. I Borne of them pass into other (wool. When I die my soul may pass. Into the Dony or some dear little babe who will grow up to be a celebrated statesman. poet or philosopher." "Or a Junk dealer or knife grinder," suggested Mrs. Bowser. Mr. Bowser had Just got red in too face and was about to resent the sneer when the cook came up and said then? was a tramp at the basement door who wanted money for a night's lodging and demanded to see the master of tho house. "Perhaps it's some one into whose body the soul of one of your old friends has passed," said Mrs. Bowser as Mr. Bowser rose up. "You may even And the man to have the eyes and nose and chin of your brother Joe, who was drowned hi the Ohio river ten years ago. If it proves to be so, you will of course use him very tenderly.' The transmlgratlonlst turned and glared at her and nodded bis head in an ominous way, but she bad given bun sn idea, and be meant to work it out At the basement door he found a burly big tramp who was a believer in me nguis or man ana wuo lost no time in saying "Why should I be compelled to sleep on the ground beneath a tree while you occupy a hair mattress In a lux urious bedroom? I'm wanting a dims to put me op somewhere." "And you Khali have It," replied Mr. Bowser as he walked the man down to the gate to bo out of earshot of Mrs. Bowser. VYou have arrived nt on op portune moment. You know what 'op portune' is, don t your "If it's turning me over to a top, don't you try It on!" replied the man. "Ob, you need have no fear. Havo you ever heard of the theory of trans migration?" "Never." "Well, It's tho theory that when a person dies bis soul passes Into the body of some one else. For instance, you strongly remind me of a boy named John Davis, whom I knew years ago. lie died when I was fifteen, lie was a good boy and a liberal hearted boy." , "And you are wondering if bis soul passed Into my body? Wonder no longer. It did. You have hit the nail on the head. I knowed you the min ute you opened the door. How are you, governor? Shake!" He Agreed With Bowser. "This-tbls Is almost incomprehensi ble," said Mr, Bowser as he extended his hand. -.Not at au, governor. I'm Joe Da vis, your old playmate, and I've called for that dollar you was owing me when I died. Fork over. "But I never owed you a dollar, Now that I come to look at you more cioseiy I see" "You see your old playmate, aud he wants his dollar." "He can't get it and you take your sen on." Mr. Bowser turned away, but he hadn't taken two steps before there was a mixup, and he was one of the mixers. When the conflict had lasted three minutes the tramp Jumped the renee, and Mr. Bowser sat up and saw Sirs. Bowser beside hlra and asked what had happened. "Oh, nothing much!" she replied "Ifou just met the soul of a dear old playmate that had passed into the body of tramp, and you were thrown down and rolled on the grass until you will smell of new mown hay for a month to come. Let's get into tho house before tho soul of some other dear old friend that has entered the body of a policeman comes along and uses his club." m. QUAD. The Secret of a Rpntififul Vara lies in keeping the skin ero tectedaiwellasclcansed. Just wauung u not enough -that nuy leareauie delicate surface more exposed to theirritatioa of dust and germs to merci less attacks of sun and weather. After washing, tp fly Robert ine and experience us delightful refreshment. You will admire the line-lets softness it imparts to face, neck and arms. It not only stimsJates a radiant glow, but protects the skin from becom ing coarse. Pr vents burn ing, tan and freckles. I VI merer mm- t7 mtb .urn vat:; ins wna crons . Co To overcooo the wol! -grounded and reasonable ujectlons of Je more Intel ligent to the use of secret, medicinal com pounds, Dr E. V. Pierce,' of Buffalo, N. Y., some time ago, decided.' to make a bold departure from iha usna' nxiurse pursued by tho makers of put-up oeMlioJnes for do mestic use, and, so has published broad cast and ormTr to the vk't world, a full and compete list of all Uio Ingredients entering InWhecamnosJtiinof his wiriniv celobrsted fcydlctfes. nnu,; D0 has taken aa iranicmw aatrons sad patients Jnto -his full LebnMmce. TTius too he has re inovedAlymedicincs from among secret nrJr ot doubtfrt merits, and made Wholesale and nita:V: ' . LUMBER, Lath, h in&2, tic Lumber Delivered to ny Part of the Valley:- 15 7 IS III r a nn.. rvt mm-,.. 1 lw?.!hH?dlcl-" fc,,J,wl'lt tomach. torpid l.vcror bUlourl-sa and all eataiTbal diseases ,j. i i.'ir..."',,Tk,?TBJ, Prui'ea upon iu in .?"J,,FISdJi-,,'t wnuwHtns: It, but a sc.all LlTAi " I'ompii'JO irom numerous standard tut-lWal w..i-l- nt n ri( ...': -""'" fw conmiiiinff very nuiner ous extr-ej. Irom tho vmtlrjra of lt-adinii rracHuoni.n ot medicine, endorsing- in uii strongut r,,u,l Urna, each aod every lntrro- Vn.ei,tjlese "'t! bixiks will to nailed frS to tnjr cju. aenOoM address oo postal card oi lettutto lr. Ii. V. Pierce, Buffalo. N Y ' iMswHtins; the Rsme. Jom this little and Will Do It Good. lelntfl sotMaln no alcohol, narcotics, mineral m;nts ot wtber poisonous or injurious iircnts and thutr ttutv iit..,i Xr. l'litree's Fav,r ha lhii.rir,Hr.n !.!, norvoiis. over-. -L,u1 m,,l'i,.' i '. 1 and diiWIIiWca women, were employed, lona aflectliiB UiBlr stiuaws. In facU one of the most vaiuahla medicinal plants entering into the coninos tin n nt ii ki... v.-i!... ' " 8.MlpUoii was known to the Indians as SL nil . f " ?' our mo' valuable natlTe. r:e OUInal p ants was Kainod from the Intln "a. As made ui . hv i,,,,.. ':. Sr ; fVi..' Uy ,or retfulatlnff all tho ttou,- tiriilsittuiia t. .' ' 1 r.u . i iimvvTbion anu S.VOW x URSON B!ackstn..:hs -a d: . f" : Xj?E.i TO. W biivf- he iVnfc V'tfi-'l Ui. t i-!iin'i-y sum xht, wprk F jJ rV W0RI 6: f i EjV E RA1! RE Pa) (RS BjoV'j Bound In t.iad.'. ,t bookbinder was puttl;ii?a Wndlriic of la. a on a book. . , 3 1Ui, simple are (r La Urlppt u TWhy lead?" a visitor asked, fi . "This," the binder nnsweretV,"lS' a nnsai code book for use on a buttla .hip. : n I v All suoli volumes are bound In lead " "' ' "But why?" ,f fH'iie, the event of tho snip's Y dertrwtion thO books will sink with, It,' -. tov they contrin secrets of Immense ' vahie, and every precaution must bo tai ten to keep those secrets dark." ijrnipie uilis t"rM lai.'eroo as Jit)ii.-iH.l i:..veuii in i, f IiMiimo ii'ley' lloiii-y iiinl .'iar n ot nlv u ai-u isn i' i iicais unu u-enatli iOn(' ho t.'mt i o snrious resultM t 'fi 'l. Th . iruiiulno 'Foley's . ir (hi.ihiiis no . bartiilui i in ii jvilow ,auka r. itiitf.., Oii'.rka Jinu' I Ju. lie- iliamlt. rlaln's Contrh Ken, My jSfa ' ' "f-' ifmlicins for :h larrfn.. ' " ' The PiiiraL''"' . A. Ij;. Im;ui; . usUed what t. u-al af e;!i "t -ve.y promntir Tit-Jjit. " ' rat the rtpliod, SSVV'u : '" " 4le-- 'nt-dlc s.s i(Hi'rvrsl"n. i'miirf iif ihe t si ato of itcluus. (K mm mw f , JafwKiaZV" in buying it coul'Ii madiciiw for :liill- ti n, never lie nfruid to buv Ch tiQber- li Mi's Conuli jteinedy. thmu in mi o inger from it, and reiiel 13 alwavi. mio n-)iiow. Jt if Jiiteililt;l enpe tiill" (or -Mtrh-, colili, croup ami wiioi-ping itujli, and ther.i i, in. bc.ter inedutinii it lw. . I I . - . " uiii nunu wr imtc uitiamuw. Ir. 1 not only b certain euro tov cioup, Imi, W SHtti glVII Ud 80(1)1 H t.',lll r.r0 1i' 1 ough Hii; i, vi ill ( n vem iheu'.tia'k. Wnoop il'gft ugli s nut dabgerottb when this rmiiMiiv U i:vmi .is doi'octed. It contains no opium or other harmful drugs, -and niiiy I'DtiMi 1:1 coniidentlv to s baby as to an adulu. Fur Kale by Keir & Cass. Polytechnic tMNE5S COLLEGE' iisr rison1 st Oskrond, C2I. Inr.J Capital Htoek - $100,000.00 Jiriwltf imsliK'ns Training 8e.hool of tlm uveriiw) Mndeuu altenUing this, E1"4"1 I1",lrt'ni' and equipment In llnrr. H. NhIIoiihI repututlon for lilirli. gndl woik. Indorsed by Oaklund Cham-U-rnt 1 1 nmmorce and lending educator thmn 7hont tlie West. Home Influence V. il"",t- lernia low. Position for nrrte cnurse In Bminess Trlnln. Jhorth ami, Typewritlns, B.nklnK, also Clv ft. Electrical, Mlnlniramt Mechanical Ernrl n serins. Conduct Special School of Telegraphy forth ilouthern Pacific Railroad Co., ami pepara operators for Pofltlon,. $60 to 335 per montlS. Write for catalogue, stating course desired For Old Bones. "Did you say the Rogerses are a very thrifty family Y" "Indeed I did. Yq knoVthi' fce etou in their closet?" "Yea." , ,k r-. , "Well, they .have sold It to a medical echool."-Harper'B Weekly, y , '; ; l tt.ina h 'i i itubl i Cur, '"I "IJ I oji t , ik id. pill na. iijj 1 ej, lt!k j,,. ,lt ,,-,1 two : " stoluiW,, ,;r.,w'ie, a irieiiil gave nv a. lose o( (Jliui lin-ri in' Moinacli and 3.1'Hr Tiiblce iieA did me so iiiiicl. g( y( , Uiat'l IkhiuIu u ba'.tlu of Hu tu mi l t,t c i s t im ..h,t.iliM my x tin vc.l 1.1 a lm A tfna tv old r'rneiiti'D nr the bm n Hick orv J'.ark Omili Remedy ha i -lwen In ub or over urn hnndn d veaneljv the old DuH'H l)iinltir(li(ii PeDnr. vuni am) is ftill i' by r H tli old "fa inili . ot Western rni'ylvHiiia'. I a' cl iti pure: made from the bark of the whity or ehi'll burk hickory !rti, l.'he burk ie I'liippea jrom the eest, ami mwfics trw In f-'tilcui, Uiegoii; 01 tfa.v by C;! as. X, Clr-ia r all '.. H unts Paint & Wal 1 Paper . Gompany J lave added h roinpfctft tine of PAINTS, OJIjS, VARNISII RSand BRUSHES, : . HEATF & MILLiGAN MIXED PAINTS. Oor stock f puper includes latest desirn in IUmiks, GiltH . and high Grades. From 10c n p. A full stork of room molding. Picture rail, Plate rail and a Mini II linef of noveltiew in Framed Pictures. 0ALCIM0, the , , latest thing in room tinting, mixed to order. m : ? ; Painting, Paper hanging, Sign work et Phone 671. Fi'isi'iunMUk Stroetf. Square Deal Store "Honest Goods and Sqaure . . Deal for Every flan" . . I IS MY MOTTO The Ideal W eeder Is what its name implies, a Genuine Weed Killer and the; nearest to perfection of any orchard tool yet introduced iu Hodd River Valley. Try one and be convinced. Satisfaction Guaran teed or no sale. Osborn Spring Peg-Tooth Harrows Aetna Harrows Plows and Cultivators Potato Diggers :Wagons,;.Hacks .aud Buggies Flour, Feed, and a Full line of Groceries fit ell Tims Car Loaq Stumping Fowderjust received Yours for Business D. M'DONALD Hood Riveir, Or Phone 741 3rd and River Street. The Faanilyi tpigysd If Tost. hen the minlstwx who was s tach. filar, hud been helpoJi to Mrs. ivn ter's lsoult for the thtrj time, he looked act-ess the table at Khotla, staring at hlia with round, wondering teyes.- p'V "I .don't often have much a good sup Iter as this, my lear,?he said in his lQout rtopltlatctvr tbno. and Rhoda's :foco dempsed. ' . - ' "We don't always," she said in her ;lcar little voice.? "I'm awful glad you came.'" youth's Companion. Oregon LdmBer Company WHOLESALE AND ENTAIL in ull. T auli trouble. fur... John Jih0) Co iUuitiii. il.eue oiiuiias uio I n- mlci lw Keif it C'u-iB. car. First Daughter tauten to papa air ing his French. Second Daughter Well, it's awfully weak. A little air will do it good. Harper's Weekly. The Greater Danger. They were about to entertain a few mends, and her husband suddenly basted himself with tho umbrellas, carrying them upstairs. When he ha3 token up the last one she said to him, somewhat amazed: "wny, dear, why do you hide ths umbrellas like that? Are you afraid our friends will steal them?" "No," said he; "I am afraid they will recognize them." Chicago Inter Ocean. or Didn't Want Much. Here Is an advertisement from an old eopy of an English provincial Journal: "Wanted, for a sober family, a man or light weight, who fears the Lord and can drive a pair of horses, lie must occasionally wait at table, Join me nousehold prayer, look after the horses and read a chapter of the Bible. He must, God willing, arise at 7 O'clock in the morning and obey his master and mistress in all lawful com manasj ir be can dreas hair, sing psaims ana play at cribbage, the more ogresabln. Wages, 15 guineas a year." For Cleaning Silver. Take two ounces of best yellow soap, (oor ounces of common soda, six ounces of whiting and one pint of boil ing water. Shred the soap finely and dissolve in the water with the soda; then stir in the whiting and let it sim mer on the stove till all comes to a cream, stirring often. To clean plate rob the paste nl! over the sliver with a hot, wet liiiniiel: Ihen wash each piece in water ui. 1 dry at ouco. No leather Is required If o dry cloth I? used. Household hints. a leaspoonrui of pulverized alum mixed With the common Stave, nnlluh wui give a wonderful polish. i . ... ociuumg we milk for custard pie Kreuiiy to us flavor. An addiUon or a teaspoonful of brown sugar molasses is also helpful. TOlOM A 1. . ... . . skirt against the closet wall instead of on nangers extended from the ceiling let the back of the skirt rest against tho wall. Then If there is any wrin kling it comes nt the back, where it la not noticeable. If windows move hard, melt a table tipoonful of lard aud pour a little be tween window frame and casing and also a little on the roller and rope. It worns use magic. This is a good thing to know when the frames are swollen irom being closed during rainy weath or. . n r ...(.ui.ij t art. "I ree you've sot ;t motor con t suppose it's hard to run." "Not nearly so hard as it is tor walk, That's what makes me tlrec l"-4PhEa-delphla Press . It lni-!i 'J'he iiimine .' Mr. V.. ii. I haiiiU'i lain, . ,J Uinloh, .ii , oiirkJi'ii h Ar aiM halve. " ie i no iiuMiii,a , i mi-iiie.-s : H il". d it cured t bi-hi.ppeil hands nnn t " Applied it in i,n ,.ld gor, .i it without Jpuvimr a l, ui viihs. jn. (Darke's d Inin iat iikbiI it a- iVel it mr tl ilieni. .d i l ea led SI.I...I." l'5c tore. ' Keeping Qracef . v "I never eat rich or gr. sV foofl- I never sleep in a closed i t wnik- erj' aay mat is all." actress is said to have at asked how she mauaced youthful grace mul bea when actually a Kiandr lence and indulgence lu tastes good regardless of nave mucn to answer l killers. it So i y iuiporisnt um("l r fRf. ! b.biji u itn uectvHurv io hi- Jtii i,mi a- a?' 'flie t to the stomaiii j)romily urar. aigiif ot trouiiti nix- belclnnjf ol Kas, nausea, j0iii- nioinucli neauucho, irntrfuiiity and n. 'vo'inne Ihese are wuii-jiikh tlmt t. "Htonmcf iraa u,m .om tated; it h Io.iii.' loo iqucIi l',rt hh. ,t 1 deniai in,, liclri Irom you. Xaky ,vniethiiii i u mul h wiuie; esijecuilv ahr meali-: .ometinu like iCOiitXl, i oi Dyspep-in uu.i Imli "BtiOn. It t :1. euabie your Hton,ai'i to !.' . xk .inperiy sola 'y Kij' i SS. ' ' LmlcFiig For Evidenoe. . Tenspott-TO by are you so angry at She doctor? ( Mrs. Teaspou t When "I told him 'bad a terribly tired fettling, be told me to show hb n my tongue. K.i nk FMillslin"ss "IVIien nUarket I hv a -cough or a cold or whe.i your tiirt at is sore, it is rank foolit"iiet-x io tsiie anv' ntlwr medicine than Lr Kind's N. v DinOoverv." savs u.t(i "Kldrfdisf , of 1 '.nipir'-, Ha "I have usea jw Uiic!iimr ' ce years and 1 knowiwnB tlip brut i en it I) on earth fu cauj?en fmd on !!'. en u anil all thron' prominent and liuiu'i'riii , :, J6 y eln'd -p are sub ssvejred when ject tom1(i, lintN-s ' Discovery quickly tt keD her i cu,,f,, 'very ?i ok ' Minw ine world uvi-i us i lie vin; n rn ruin, nun lung remediei". Sold mid "ii Kuuraniee at CIikh. N. iMarke'. "'"is more; 50c and 100. , Trial bottle five. . - - - ty of hguro aoihe.r. Iudo- atiiig what mxisft-jviiuices Jsir ;as beasnt;- Our Naval 8trength. la the latest issue of the Naval An. nnal, published by 3. Griffon & Co, Portsmouth, England, the editor, Mr. T. A. Brassey, declares that the most Important change in the relative strength of navies during the year la tho fact that the United States has be come the second naval power of the world. He bases this classification mainly on tho mimber oud character or uie battleships built mid building by vuui i-oumrj. ana "IN A BAD .WAY" Many u lintul liiver lie r flVlill .r eel (irateful f..r tills Ii ifarimrtlM,. When your back give cm Becomes lame, wak o rachinif ' When urinary trouble tm-t in, ' Your kiduey.'s me "in 4ud iv " Dohii'h Kidney fill-. n.J ,.re , M., i'ortland, Or. ',-, n. t (tm; "Since the early part of lH);t, wh p,", ?llVK (f rt monial rei'ouiuium inu n,ia,a i.-:.i Kill, n .... i , iu in-y ma, a. imu piiiiir iuritiii i.. . . w "oo ,ib leiueuy nmi ba n nlv ruvs me, and I therefore m ,.. ommenil it on vvvrt x-cis.cm bor sale bv all V Foster-.Milburn Co.. BufTi ( . . V Paradoxical! lelp. rrosnective Angel n . my dear Miss Starcraze. can I be tp to advance your progress steadily In your art? Star (coyly) By giving mo constant checks. . ' FROM THK ANTIi.L En. Chainherliiln's ( ssh R.'if a I" JC-ttl. flits a City ( iMBfilnaa h ill; i tin, Xtutaic). W. ' a lly at ORDERS F,OR lumber, Lath, Shingles ingy Cedar Posts and Poles SOLICITED Can also furnish Slab Wood $2.50 per coicl, r. Hood River Cm Omc: Phone Main 51 ' o. b.. lAi, Ovfics: Phone Dee Line J Stapl H; DEALER IN and 3 I In mmm 9 Fancy Mr. . I'J 4,Jy - hn . member oft in- C ry C..ot.l M Kingston, WHO Olllim O t flMlllllMt i "jinnl, , 11 'mt"d.V had KO effect .M.0iirh that alii m.. '. w 110 K"H"i:K I'Vllw t I to ki.i h"lp after establtshimr -"-v.mtc nn, tmue, as expresseo ' " "nv lul' i k st i in the terms of guus. sneed. nrnteetinn ! meinlier the name Dnai's :mi babltabllltv and hnnitnac. h .k no other. ... .1. UACa tuiT preceileuce in Uie sen hierarchy as fol lows: iirst, Great Britain bv a lnno- lend; second, United States; third. Ger many; fourth, France: fifth; Janan? sixth, Rnsjla, and seventh. Italv. ea-k. Hb. Jlild huvu been in(ir.i (ii(-- r -li. n-ed it 1 bad antii)iirf,! Iir nunetlv. That ii. ' bi;iiii iHi u i q ,ick in 'relittv-lnu iu" .beiuH ii, .1o i, ,., jt m uivii ttn t'ono o'Hmn .10i LMttie." or Vjle bv isjur & Ca8. kike , Cnred Luiuhiigo' B. Cantiiaii, Chicago, write-Mat. . 4, 1!HJ3. "Having been trouble I , . i.niiibago, at different times hi ,l t. ; me physician alter another, in. n diff,-, . out ointments and linimentt, fuvn it m. altutietlier. 8o I tried once more, ai, got a bottle ol Bollards Snow Liniment, which gave mo almost instant relief, t can cheerfully recommend It, and win sdd my name to your list of sufferer. Sold by Chaa. N , Clarke. Fearless Women Travelers. Miss Lavlua Rudberg was chose Yale university to travel far up the wUds of the Quinault Indian ervatlon to take the physical mea ments of the braves and snusw. She has Just returned from a j a wuu ana dangerous chai through forests, over mountain. over lakes in a frail canoe. Miss berg and Miss Zoo Klncaid hoi record for fearlessness among t adventurers. Scotch Kisses. A hlgltly popular custom of tho young Scots of past year was tor young men to go about the Ktreets ringing door bells, and theirs wes the right to kiss the girl' who answered the ring. In imaA tha 1 trlrl nmvpil ptdrlv (if nnK tractive there was no evading the ex n jiected salute, however much It might so against the grain of tho bell ringer. Groceries AND HARDWARE. . SOLE AGENTS FOR Majestic & Alesaba Ranges tt.iu ouieuo cutlery. HOOD RIVER HEIGHTS, , . OREGON . e erv Fee! flni Ht.a.L. , . e..U sjvjl . , Hood River, Ore. Ibv rfi bought, sold or exchanged. I'l' SMiri" iiirtitts can .,... . .. hlii'Cikl iittr. i, ,.; . . s,,cu ra cjp. luyr f.,ri lix . I'.S'.OS. t'l V''i' g fnruiiur-,. ort. i-nii ,(, sure-1 koro. scnoy stcter I ana 'the semen PARTIES WANTED To olmir Ml . stump or brush land, fhooe 81 or see C. T Ksrly, J Ti 1 " ii ueiiemis upon the pull Vot neiit s Little Early lfeere best , g known for 0011 iWi. sick headache. Sold by Keir an i ttake. l; the as itind .KGi.t. ulev-O-i'llsli- I'. ..aisrtln, I, h I), vsverly. Ty'. v-ritw: Of M(r iiin , win lisi , J often iind t.w :oi' 1 lifl''o'i ' plilt'gni whiidi pr. i'Mfn S i" l I-nii l. v-ry hard in dish1pe; (ml -nmll 'q'nsnt'-v cf Jla! iMrdV Hor-honi .1 Srum will at oiit-e dlsliKle It, and tiie ir nll in over. ( know of no medicine that is eqnal to it, and it iw so pleaent trt tfke. 1 can most cordially recommend it -to all persons needing 1 mwliiMrt" f,r'hrVat tr lmj trouble." Sold by Chas. K. Clarke. Ph. C YOUNG Dealer In Fresh and Cured Meats Lard, Poultfy and FUK HOOD RIVEJV; ORE. 1 ?0CR PRINT