Six
HOOD klVEB 6LAOIErTirpRtpAT JAKTTARlT i3lpnli:B
, 1 1 1111 ' " " 1,1 "" 1 an ?P"IM'" i m
BOWSER HAS NEW IDLA
Then It's betaiffie Your' welT known
obstinacy won't Nrnilt -on to. Han
nah's soul went Into that tat as sure
las you're bora, ami that's why she's.
nana around aa ihe hit Thc nnir
Tries tO Convert Wife' tO Belief one c98' bowerer. All human souls
uo noi paaa into l tie bod lea of animals.
In Transmigration of Souls.
SEES PLAYMATE IN A TRAMP.
Experiment Ends In a Personal En
counter In Which the Hobo Does Not
Come Out the Wont Mrs. B. Con
soles Hubby
ICopyrisht, 1907, bjr E. C Pareella.
Mr. Bow ser bad seemed abscntmlnd
ed at dinner, and for hall' an hour aft
erward be smoked bis cigar In silence
and bad no Interest In bla evening
newspaper. Finally he aroused him
self, with a start, and said:
"Mrs. Bowser, I want to talk with
you for a few minutes on a very seri
ous matter, and I trust I may have
your undivided aud respectful atten
tion. If you can restrain your fond
ness for sarcastic remarks I hope you
hill do so for this once."
"I hope you are not going to tell me
that you have discovered a new planet
In the heavens," she answered.
"I am not looking for new planets
Just now, though I may begin later on.
This afternoon a man from Troy came
V 'u,i ! t !c i
A T1WM1' AT IfiB BASBMBjre DOOR.
'W tlpto the office on business. He had
dog-with him, and do you know that 1
seemed to recognize in that dog an old
and dear friend of mine who died at
least ton years ago? Same eyes, same
mouth, same hopeless expression of
face. Why, I roso out of my chair at
firxt sisut of him."
"And theji you sat down again," she
replied. "I expected you'd get back to
that nonmrnse again. It's only a few
mouths ago that you scared the cook
awny by your talk about transmbjra
tiaii, telling her that she'd probably
tvrn into a cut when she died, and If I
v 'WO you I'd let it alone. I tell you it's
; a you call the theory of transmi
: lou ail bosh, do your, he sharply
,u i-ud i:s he turned on her.
Ridicule the Theory... .,
"Of course I d ). At least it la a' the
ory so far fetched that no sensible per
son will waste any time over it Let
us talk about something else, I waa
reading today that big money could
ba made by starting huckleberry
awamps." " ' " j "
"Never you mind about that, Mrs.
Bowser. Let the huckleberry business
take erne of itself. The quesUcm be
fore us Is, What becomes of our souls
when the breath leaves the body? Do
you care whether your soul passe into
tho body of a dog or a dove? If you
uuu i, n is sometmug to me what be
comes of mine. I don't hanker to come
back to earth as u hippopotamus or an
alligator. You call the theory of trans
migration all bosh, and yet it is gain
ing ground every day, aud millions of
people belters in it" 1
"Well, if they want to belters In
such rubbish let them go ahead."
"There you go again!. Rubbish? Rub
bish? By what right do you call the
belief of at least a billion people rub
bish? There is either good foundation
for this belief or else all these people
are fools. How can you say what be
comes of your soul after death r '
"And bow can you?" she queried.
"I can't exactly, and yet when I look
into the face of a dog from Troy and
recognize tho features of a dear old
playmate who died In Kalamazoo
many years ago it goes, to convince me
that there Is more in the theory than I
ever accepted."
"I trust your dear old playmate waa
well and that you enjoyed his call.
lld you mention that you used to play
ball and hopscotch with him? Did
you ask ho .v ho liked being a Troy dog
for a change? Did he seem to also rec-
oguize you?"
"Sneering already. That's you all
over. I never set out to talk with you
on any matter of deep interest unless
you try to belittle tt Woman, -right
here aud now I boklly announce my
self as a trausmlgratlonist of the deep,
est dye, and If you havo got any sense
l!i your bead I can prove the theory
in tuu minutes. Yes, I can do it in
one. Look at that cat, will yon?",
The family fellue had been out on
the fence walloping other felines and
showing who was boss, but hart come
in Willi a look of innocence and mod
i". ;y on her face and was sitting up on
the hearth rug. - Mrs. Bowier regarded
her tor a moment and then observed:
"It's our old cat, right enough." .
"Yes, It's our old cat, and who does
kIio remind you of? By thunder, but
f.l'.i strange that I never remarked the
J!-, eness before! Mrs. Boweer, as true
i you live, the soul of your sister
Hannah, who died three years ago,
U if passed Into that cat! Look at her,
f say! If that isn't Hannah's exama.
sion to a dot, then I'll eat my hat!"
Saw Relative In Cat
"Nonsense! You must be crazy. She
looks like any other cat; and that s all
there is to it You can see what silly
t Mugs your theory leads to. It's a
Bliame to compare her to Hannah."
"And you see no resemblance?" he
asked. "You can't see that she sits
thore with her chin cocked up Just as
Hannah used to after I had told her
Hint 6he shouldn't climb fences and
roll over on the grass?" . ... ...
"Xo, sir, I can't, and I want you to
juit.making such comparlsonfl.'J .'. I
Borne of them pass into other (wool.
When I die my soul may pass. Into the
Dony or some dear little babe who will
grow up to be a celebrated statesman.
poet or philosopher."
"Or a Junk dealer or knife grinder,"
suggested Mrs. Bowser.
Mr. Bowser had Just got red in too
face and was about to resent the sneer
when the cook came up and said then?
was a tramp at the basement door who
wanted money for a night's lodging
and demanded to see the master of tho
house.
"Perhaps it's some one into whose
body the soul of one of your old
friends has passed," said Mrs. Bowser
as Mr. Bowser rose up. "You may even
And the man to have the eyes and
nose and chin of your brother Joe, who
was drowned hi the Ohio river ten
years ago. If it proves to be so, you
will of course use him very tenderly.'
The transmlgratlonlst turned and
glared at her and nodded bis head in
an ominous way, but she bad given
bun sn idea, and be meant to work it
out At the basement door he found a
burly big tramp who was a believer in
me nguis or man ana wuo lost no
time in saying
"Why should I be compelled to sleep
on the ground beneath a tree while
you occupy a hair mattress In a lux
urious bedroom? I'm wanting a dims
to put me op somewhere."
"And you Khali have It," replied Mr.
Bowser as he walked the man down
to the gate to bo out of earshot of Mrs.
Bowser. VYou have arrived nt on op
portune moment. You know what 'op
portune' is, don t your
"If it's turning me over to a top,
don't you try It on!" replied the man.
"Ob, you need have no fear. Havo
you ever heard of the theory of trans
migration?"
"Never."
"Well, It's tho theory that when a
person dies bis soul passes Into the
body of some one else. For instance,
you strongly remind me of a boy
named John Davis, whom I knew
years ago. lie died when I was fifteen,
lie was a good boy and a liberal
hearted boy." ,
"And you are wondering if bis soul
passed Into my body? Wonder no
longer. It did. You have hit the nail
on the head. I knowed you the min
ute you opened the door. How are
you, governor? Shake!"
He Agreed With Bowser.
"This-tbls Is almost incomprehensi
ble," said Mr, Bowser as he extended
his hand.
-.Not at au, governor. I'm Joe Da
vis, your old playmate, and I've called
for that dollar you was owing me when
I died. Fork over.
"But I never owed you a dollar,
Now that I come to look at you more
cioseiy I see"
"You see your old playmate, aud he
wants his dollar."
"He can't get it and you take your
sen on."
Mr. Bowser turned away, but he
hadn't taken two steps before there
was a mixup, and he was one of the
mixers. When the conflict had lasted
three minutes the tramp Jumped the
renee, and Mr. Bowser sat up and saw
Sirs. Bowser beside hlra and asked
what had happened.
"Oh, nothing much!" she replied
"Ifou just met the soul of a dear old
playmate that had passed into the
body of tramp, and you were thrown
down and rolled on the grass until
you will smell of new mown hay for
a month to come. Let's get into tho
house before tho soul of some other
dear old friend that has entered the
body of a policeman comes along and
uses his club." m. QUAD.
The Secret of a
Rpntififul Vara
lies in keeping the skin ero
tectedaiwellasclcansed. Just
wauung u not enough -that
nuy leareauie delicate surface
more exposed to theirritatioa
of dust and germs to merci
less attacks of sun and
weather. After washing, tp
fly Robert ine and experience
us delightful refreshment.
You will admire the line-lets
softness it imparts to face,
neck and arms. It not only
stimsJates a radiant glow, but
protects the skin from becom
ing coarse. Pr vents burn
ing, tan and freckles.
I VI
merer
mm-
t7
mtb
.urn
vat:;
ins wna crons .
Co
To overcooo the wol! -grounded and
reasonable ujectlons of Je more Intel
ligent to the use of secret, medicinal com
pounds, Dr E. V. Pierce,' of Buffalo, N.
Y., some time ago, decided.' to make a bold
departure from iha usna' nxiurse pursued
by tho makers of put-up oeMlioJnes for do
mestic use, and, so has published broad
cast and ormTr to the vk't world, a full
and compete list of all Uio Ingredients
entering InWhecamnosJtiinof his wiriniv
celobrsted fcydlctfes. nnu,; D0 has taken
aa iranicmw aatrons sad patients Jnto
-his full LebnMmce. TTius too he has re
inovedAlymedicincs from among secret
nrJr ot doubtfrt merits, and made
Wholesale and nita:V: '
. LUMBER,
Lath, h in&2, tic
Lumber Delivered to ny Part of the Valley:-
15 7
IS III
r a nn.. rvt mm-,.. 1
lw?.!hH?dlcl-" fc,,J,wl'lt tomach. torpid
l.vcror bUlourl-sa and all eataiTbal diseases
,j. i i.'ir..."',,Tk,?TBJ, Prui'ea upon iu in
.?"J,,FISdJi-,,'t wnuwHtns: It, but a sc.all
LlTAi " I'ompii'JO irom numerous
standard tut-lWal w..i-l- nt n ri( ...':
-""'" fw conmiiiinff very nuiner
ous extr-ej. Irom tho vmtlrjra of lt-adinii
rracHuoni.n ot medicine, endorsing- in uii
strongut r,,u,l Urna, each aod every lntrro-
Vn.ei,tjlese "'t! bixiks will to nailed frS
to tnjr cju. aenOoM address oo postal card oi
lettutto lr. Ii. V. Pierce, Buffalo. N Y '
iMswHtins; the Rsme. Jom this little
and
Will Do It Good.
lelntfl sotMaln no alcohol, narcotics, mineral
m;nts ot wtber poisonous or injurious iircnts
and thutr ttutv iit..,i
Xr. l'litree's Fav,r ha lhii.rir,Hr.n !.!,
norvoiis. over-. -L,u1 m,,l'i,.' i '. 1
and diiWIIiWca women, were employed, lona
aflectliiB UiBlr stiuaws. In facU one of the
most vaiuahla medicinal plants entering into
the coninos tin n nt ii ki... v.-i!... ' "
8.MlpUoii was known to the Indians as
SL nil . f " ?' our mo' valuable natlTe. r:e
OUInal p ants was Kainod from the Intln "a.
As made ui . hv i,,,,.. ':.
Sr ; fVi..' Uy ,or retfulatlnff all tho ttou,-
tiriilsittuiia t. .' ' 1
r.u . i iimvvTbion anu
S.VOW x URSON
B!ackstn..:hs -a d: .
f" : Xj?E.i TO.
W biivf- he iVnfc V'tfi-'l Ui. t i-!iin'i-y sum xht, wprk
F jJ rV W0RI 6: f i EjV E RA1! RE Pa) (RS
BjoV'j Bound In t.iad.'.
,t bookbinder was puttl;ii?a Wndlriic
of la. a on a book. . ,
3
1Ui,
simple are (r La Urlppt u
TWhy lead?" a visitor asked, fi .
"This," the binder nnsweretV,"lS' a
nnsai code book for use on a buttla .hip. : n I v
All suoli volumes are bound In lead " "' '
"But why?" ,f fH'iie,
the event of tho snip's Y
dertrwtion thO books will sink with, It,' -.
tov they contrin secrets of Immense '
vahie, and every precaution must bo
tai ten to keep those secrets dark."
ijrnipie uilis t"rM lai.'eroo as
Jit)ii.-iH.l i:..veuii in i, f IiMiimo
ii'ley' lloiii-y iiinl .'iar n ot nlv
u ai-u isn i' i iicais unu u-enatli
iOn(' ho t.'mt i o snrious resultM
t 'fi 'l. Th . iruiiulno 'Foley's
. ir (hi.ihiiis no . bartiilui
i in ii jvilow ,auka r.
itiitf.., Oii'.rka Jinu' I Ju.
lie-
iliamlt. rlaln's Contrh Ken, My jSfa ' ' "f-'
ifmlicins for :h larrfn.. ' "
' The PiiiraL''"'
. A. Ij;. Im;ui; . usUed what
t. u-al af e;!i "t -ve.y promntir
Tit-Jjit. " '
rat the
rtpliod,
SSVV'u : '" " 4le-- 'nt-dlc
s.s
i(Hi'rvrsl"n.
i'miirf iif ihe
t si ato of
itcluus.
(K mm mw f , JafwKiaZV"
in buying it coul'Ii madiciiw for :liill-
ti n, never lie nfruid to buv Ch tiQber-
li Mi's Conuli jteinedy. thmu in mi
o inger from it, and reiiel 13 alwavi. mio
n-)iiow. Jt if Jiiteililt;l enpe tiill" (or
-Mtrh-, colili, croup ami wiioi-ping
itujli, and ther.i i, in. bc.ter inedutinii
it lw. . I I . - .
" uiii nunu wr imtc uitiamuw. Ir.
1 not only b certain euro tov cioup, Imi,
W SHtti glVII Ud 80(1)1 H t.',lll r.r0 1i' 1 ough
Hii; i, vi ill ( n vem iheu'.tia'k. Wnoop
il'gft ugli s nut dabgerottb when this
rmiiMiiv U i:vmi .is doi'octed. It contains
no opium or other harmful drugs, -and
niiiy I'DtiMi 1:1 coniidentlv to s baby as
to an adulu. Fur Kale by Keir & Cass.
Polytechnic
tMNE5S COLLEGE'
iisr rison1 st Oskrond, C2I.
Inr.J Capital Htoek - $100,000.00
Jiriwltf imsliK'ns Training 8e.hool of tlm
uveriiw) Mndeuu altenUing this,
E1"4"1 I1",lrt'ni' and equipment In
llnrr. H. NhIIoiihI repututlon for lilirli.
gndl woik. Indorsed by Oaklund Cham-U-rnt
1 1 nmmorce and lending educator
thmn 7hont tlie West. Home Influence
V. il"",t- lernia low. Position for
nrrte cnurse In Bminess Trlnln.
Jhorth ami, Typewritlns, B.nklnK, also Clv
ft. Electrical, Mlnlniramt Mechanical Ernrl
n serins. Conduct
Special School of Telegraphy
forth ilouthern Pacific Railroad Co., ami
pepara operators for Pofltlon,. $60 to 335
per montlS.
Write for catalogue, stating course desired
For Old Bones.
"Did you say the Rogerses are a very
thrifty family Y"
"Indeed I did. Yq knoVthi' fce
etou in their closet?"
"Yea." , ,k r-. ,
"Well, they .have sold It to a medical
echool."-Harper'B Weekly, y , '; ;
l tt.ina h 'i i itubl i Cur, '"I
"IJ I oji t , ik id. pill
na. iijj 1 ej, lt!k j,,. ,lt ,,-,1 two
: " stoluiW,, ,;r.,w'ie, a
irieiiil gave nv a. lose o( (Jliui lin-ri in'
Moinacli and 3.1'Hr Tiiblce iieA did
me so iiiiicl. g( y( , Uiat'l IkhiuIu u ba'.tlu
of Hu tu mi l t,t c i s t im ..h,t.iliM
my x tin vc.l 1.1 a lm A tfna
tv old r'rneiiti'D nr the bm n Hick
orv J'.ark Omili Remedy ha i -lwen In
ub or over urn hnndn d veaneljv the
old DuH'H l)iinltir(li(ii PeDnr. vuni
am) is ftill i' by r H tli old "fa inili .
ot Western rni'ylvHiiia'. I a' cl iti
pure: made from the bark of the whity
or ehi'll burk hickory !rti, l.'he burk ie
I'liippea jrom the eest, ami mwfics
trw In f-'tilcui, Uiegoii; 01 tfa.v by
C;! as. X, Clr-ia r all '..
H unts Paint & Wal 1 Paper
. Gompany
J lave added h roinpfctft tine of PAINTS, OJIjS, VARNISII
RSand BRUSHES, : .
HEATF & MILLiGAN MIXED PAINTS.
Oor stock f puper includes latest desirn in IUmiks, GiltH
. and high Grades. From 10c n p. A full stork of room
molding. Picture rail, Plate rail and a Mini II linef of
noveltiew in Framed Pictures. 0ALCIM0, the
, , latest thing in room tinting, mixed to order.
m : ? ; Painting, Paper hanging, Sign work et
Phone 671. Fi'isi'iunMUk Stroetf.
Square Deal Store
"Honest Goods and Sqaure
. . Deal for Every flan" . .
I IS MY MOTTO
The Ideal W eeder
Is what its name implies, a Genuine Weed Killer
and the; nearest to perfection of any orchard
tool yet introduced iu Hodd River Valley. Try
one and be convinced. Satisfaction Guaran
teed or no sale.
Osborn Spring Peg-Tooth Harrows
Aetna Harrows
Plows and Cultivators
Potato Diggers
:Wagons,;.Hacks .aud Buggies
Flour, Feed, and a Full line of Groceries fit ell Tims
Car Loaq Stumping Fowderjust received
Yours for Business
D. M'DONALD
Hood Riveir, Or
Phone 741
3rd and River Street.
The Faanilyi tpigysd If Tost.
hen the minlstwx who was s tach.
filar, hud been helpoJi to Mrs. ivn ter's
lsoult for the thtrj time, he looked
act-ess the table at Khotla, staring at
hlia with round, wondering teyes.- p'V
"I .don't often have much a good sup
Iter as this, my lear,?he said in his
lQout rtopltlatctvr tbno. and Rhoda's
:foco dempsed. ' . - '
"We don't always," she said in her
;lcar little voice.? "I'm awful glad you
came.'" youth's Companion.
Oregon LdmBer Company
WHOLESALE AND ENTAIL
in ull. T
auli trouble. fur... John Jih0) Co
iUuitiii. il.eue oiiuiias uio I n- mlci lw
Keif it C'u-iB.
car.
First Daughter tauten to papa air
ing his French.
Second Daughter Well, it's awfully
weak. A little air will do it good.
Harper's Weekly.
The Greater Danger.
They were about to entertain a few
mends, and her husband suddenly
basted himself with tho umbrellas,
carrying them upstairs. When he ha3
token up the last one she said to him,
somewhat amazed:
"wny, dear, why do you hide ths
umbrellas like that? Are you afraid
our friends will steal them?"
"No," said he; "I am afraid they will
recognize them." Chicago Inter Ocean.
or
Didn't Want Much.
Here Is an advertisement from an old
eopy of an English provincial Journal:
"Wanted, for a sober family, a man
or light weight, who fears the Lord
and can drive a pair of horses, lie
must occasionally wait at table, Join
me nousehold prayer, look after the
horses and read a chapter of the
Bible. He must, God willing, arise at
7 O'clock in the morning and obey his
master and mistress in all lawful com
manasj ir be can dreas hair, sing
psaims ana play at cribbage, the more
ogresabln. Wages, 15 guineas a year."
For Cleaning Silver.
Take two ounces of best yellow soap,
(oor ounces of common soda, six
ounces of whiting and one pint of boil
ing water. Shred the soap finely and
dissolve in the water with the soda;
then stir in the whiting and let it sim
mer on the stove till all comes to a
cream, stirring often. To clean plate
rob the paste nl! over the sliver with
a hot, wet liiiniiel: Ihen wash each
piece in water ui. 1 dry at ouco. No
leather Is required If o dry cloth I?
used.
Household hints.
a leaspoonrui of pulverized alum
mixed With the common Stave, nnlluh
wui give a wonderful polish.
i . ...
ociuumg we milk for custard pie
Kreuiiy to us flavor. An addiUon
or a teaspoonful of brown sugar
molasses is also helpful.
TOlOM A 1. . ... . .
skirt against the closet wall instead of
on nangers extended from the ceiling
let the back of the skirt rest against
tho wall. Then If there is any wrin
kling it comes nt the back, where it la
not noticeable.
If windows move hard, melt a table
tipoonful of lard aud pour a little be
tween window frame and casing and
also a little on the roller and rope. It
worns use magic. This is a good thing
to know when the frames are swollen
irom being closed during rainy weath
or.
. n r ...(.ui.ij t art.
"I ree you've sot ;t motor
con t suppose it's hard to run."
"Not nearly so hard as it is tor walk,
That's what makes me tlrec l"-4PhEa-delphla
Press .
It lni-!i 'J'he iiimine .'
Mr. V.. ii. I haiiiU'i lain, . ,J Uinloh,
.ii , oiirkJi'ii h Ar aiM halve.
" ie i no iiuMiii,a , i
mi-iiie.-s :
H il". d it cured t
bi-hi.ppeil hands nnn t "
Applied it in i,n ,.ld gor, .i
it without Jpuvimr a l,
ui viihs. jn. (Darke's d
Inin
iat iikbiI it
a- iVel it
mr tl ilieni.
.d i l ea led
SI.I...I." l'5c
tore. '
Keeping Qracef . v
"I never eat rich or gr. sV foofl- I
never sleep in a closed i t wnik-
erj' aay mat is all."
actress is said to have at
asked how she mauaced
youthful grace mul bea
when actually a Kiandr
lence and indulgence lu
tastes good regardless of
nave mucn to answer l
killers.
it So i y iuiporisnt um("l r fRf. !
b.biji u itn uectvHurv io hi- Jtii i,mi a-
a?' 'flie t to the stomaiii j)romily
urar. aigiif ot trouiiti nix-
belclnnjf ol Kas, nausea, j0iii- nioinucli
neauucho, irntrfuiiity and n. 'vo'inne
Ihese are wuii-jiikh tlmt t. "Htonmcf
iraa u,m .om tated; it h Io.iii.' loo
iqucIi l',rt hh. ,t 1 deniai in,, liclri
Irom you. Xaky ,vniethiiii i u mul h
wiuie; esijecuilv ahr meali-: .ometinu
like iCOiitXl, i oi Dyspep-in uu.i Imli
"BtiOn. It t :1. euabie your Hton,ai'i to
!.' . xk .inperiy sola 'y Kij'
i SS. ' '
LmlcFiig For Evidenoe. .
Tenspott-TO by are you so angry at
She doctor? (
Mrs. Teaspou t When "I told him
'bad a terribly tired fettling, be told
me to show hb n my tongue.
K.i nk FMillslin"ss
"IVIien nUarket I hv a -cough or a cold
or whe.i your tiirt at is sore, it is rank
foolit"iiet-x io tsiie anv' ntlwr medicine
than Lr Kind's N. v DinOoverv." savs
u.t(i "Kldrfdisf , of 1 '.nipir'-, Ha "I have
usea jw Uiic!iimr ' ce years and 1
knowiwnB tlip brut i en it I) on earth fu
cauj?en fmd on !!'. en u anil all thron'
prominent and liuiu'i'riii , :, J6 y eln'd -p are sub
ssvejred when ject tom1(i, lintN-s ' Discovery quickly
tt keD her i cu,,f,, 'very ?i ok ' Minw ine world
uvi-i us i lie vin; n rn ruin, nun lung
remediei". Sold mid "ii Kuuraniee at
CIikh. N. iMarke'. "'"is more; 50c and
100. , Trial bottle five. . - - -
ty of hguro
aoihe.r. Iudo-
atiiig what
mxisft-jviiuices
Jsir ;as beasnt;-
Our Naval 8trength.
la the latest issue of the Naval An.
nnal, published by 3. Griffon & Co,
Portsmouth, England, the editor, Mr.
T. A. Brassey, declares that the most
Important change in the relative
strength of navies during the year la
tho fact that the United States has be
come the second naval power of the
world. He bases this classification
mainly on tho mimber oud character
or uie battleships built mid building by
vuui i-oumrj. ana
"IN A BAD .WAY"
Many u lintul liiver lie r flVlill .r eel
(irateful f..r tills Ii ifarimrtlM,.
When your back give cm
Becomes lame, wak o rachinif '
When urinary trouble tm-t in, '
Your kiduey.'s me "in 4ud iv "
Dohii'h Kidney fill-. n.J ,.re ,
M., i'ortland, Or. ',-, n. t (tm; "Since the
early part of lH);t, wh p,", ?llVK (f rt
monial rei'ouiuium inu n,ia,a i.-:.i
Kill, n .... i , iu in-y
ma, a. imu piiiiir iuritiii
i.. . .
w "oo ,ib leiueuy nmi ba n nlv ruvs
me, and I therefore m ,..
ommenil it on vvvrt x-cis.cm
bor sale bv all V
Foster-.Milburn Co.. BufTi ( . . V
Paradoxical! lelp.
rrosnective Angel n . my dear
Miss Starcraze. can I be tp to advance
your progress steadily In your art?
Star (coyly) By giving mo constant
checks. . '
FROM THK ANTIi.L En.
Chainherliiln's ( ssh R.'if a I" JC-ttl.
flits a City ( iMBfilnaa
h ill; i tin, Xtutaic).
W. ' a lly
at
ORDERS F,OR
lumber, Lath, Shingles
ingy Cedar Posts
and Poles
SOLICITED
Can also furnish Slab Wood $2.50 per coicl, r.
Hood River
Cm Omc: Phone Main 51 '
o. b..
lAi, Ovfics: Phone Dee Line
J
Stapl
H;
DEALER IN
and
3 I In mmm
9
Fancy
Mr. . I'J 4,Jy - hn .
member oft in- C ry C..ot.l M Kingston,
WHO Olllim O t flMlllllMt i "jinnl,
, 11 'mt"d.V had KO effect .M.0iirh that
alii m.. '. w 110 K"H"i:K
I'Vllw
t
I to
ki.i
h"lp
after establtshimr
-"-v.mtc nn, tmue, as expresseo ' " "nv lul' i k st i
in the terms of guus. sneed. nrnteetinn ! meinlier the name Dnai's :mi
babltabllltv and hnnitnac. h .k no other.
... .1. UACa tuiT
preceileuce in Uie sen hierarchy as fol
lows: iirst, Great Britain bv a lnno-
lend; second, United States; third. Ger
many; fourth, France: fifth; Janan?
sixth, Rnsjla, and seventh. Italv.
ea-k.
Hb. Jlild huvu been in(ir.i (ii(-- r -li. n-ed
it 1 bad antii)iirf,! Iir nunetlv. That
ii. ' bi;iiii iHi u i q ,ick in 'relittv-lnu
iu" .beiuH ii, .1o i, ,., jt m uivii ttn
t'ono o'Hmn .10i LMttie." or Vjle
bv isjur & Ca8.
kike ,
Cnred Luiuhiigo'
B. Cantiiaii, Chicago, write-Mat. .
4, 1!HJ3. "Having been trouble I , .
i.niiibago, at different times hi ,l t. ;
me physician alter another, in. n diff,-, .
out ointments and linimentt, fuvn it m.
altutietlier. 8o I tried once more, ai,
got a bottle ol Bollards Snow Liniment,
which gave mo almost instant relief, t
can cheerfully recommend It, and win
sdd my name to your list of sufferer.
Sold by Chaa. N , Clarke.
Fearless Women Travelers.
Miss Lavlua Rudberg was chose
Yale university to travel far up
the wUds of the Quinault Indian
ervatlon to take the physical mea
ments of the braves and snusw.
She has Just returned from a j
a wuu ana dangerous chai
through forests, over mountain.
over lakes in a frail canoe. Miss
berg and Miss Zoo Klncaid hoi
record for fearlessness among t
adventurers.
Scotch Kisses.
A hlgltly popular custom of tho young
Scots of past year was tor young men
to go about the Ktreets ringing door
bells, and theirs wes the right to kiss
the girl' who answered the ring. In
imaA tha 1 trlrl nmvpil ptdrlv (if nnK
tractive there was no evading the ex
n jiected salute, however much It might
so against the grain of tho bell ringer.
Groceries
AND HARDWARE. .
SOLE AGENTS FOR
Majestic & Alesaba Ranges
tt.iu ouieuo cutlery.
HOOD RIVER HEIGHTS, , . OREGON .
e
erv Fee! flni Ht.a.L.
, . e..U sjvjl
. , Hood River, Ore.
Ibv rfi bought, sold or exchanged.
I'l' SMiri" iiirtitts can .,... . ..
hlii'Cikl iittr. i, ,.; . .
s,,cu ra cjp. luyr f.,ri
lix .
I'.S'.OS.
t'l V''i'
g fnruiiur-,.
ort. i-nii ,(,
sure-1
koro.
scnoy
stcter
I ana
'the
semen
PARTIES WANTED To olmir Ml .
stump or brush land, fhooe 81 or see C. T
Ksrly, J
Ti 1 "
ii ueiiemis upon the pull Vot
neiit s Little Early lfeere
best , g known for 0011 iWi.
sick headache. Sold by Keir an
i ttake.
l; the
as itind
.KGi.t.
ulev-O-i'llsli- I'. ..aisrtln, I, h I),
vsverly. Ty'. v-ritw: Of
M(r iiin , win lisi , J often iind
t.w :oi' 1 lifl''o'i ' plilt'gni whiidi
pr. i'Mfn S i" l I-nii l. v-ry hard in
dish1pe; (ml -nmll 'q'nsnt'-v cf Jla!
iMrdV Hor-honi .1 Srum will at oiit-e
dlsliKle It, and tiie ir nll in over. (
know of no medicine that is eqnal to it,
and it iw so pleaent trt tfke. 1 can most
cordially recommend it -to all persons
needing 1 mwliiMrt" f,r'hrVat tr lmj
trouble." Sold by Chas. K. Clarke.
Ph. C YOUNG
Dealer In
Fresh and Cured Meats
Lard, Poultfy and FUK
HOOD RIVEJV; ORE.
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