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About The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933 | View Entire Issue (April 4, 1907)
HGOD RIVER GLACIER, T HTTKtmAY. APRIL 4, 1007 Two Kinds of Com That Once Grew In Georgi JUDGE JOIIN M. DOOLY of Geor .1 ra wu noted for bis wit and the w ability of always having a better tory ready tiiau any "whopper" be might be told by a friend. The year 1818 was an exceptionally dry season In Georgia, and corn did not mature at all In many portions of the state. "I bare got the corn. Judge Dooly, mac win stand tnis drought or any ttber one." said Austin Edwards one day while they were discussing the poor crops. "I got it from a Tennes see cnttleman and plunted a piece of K In my garden. It came up lu about week, and every stalk bad six large ears, and banging to the tassel was nice little gourd full of shelled corn. It beats the Dutch, Judge. Did you ever bear of anything like that?" The Judge listened with great grav Ity and when be bad finished said "Why. Mr. Austin, that Isn't a shade to the corn made by Tom Haynes of Hancock county. I was at court there last week and stayed with Tom. He bad Just finished gathering in a piece of lew swamp land which he cleared last year. Do you know It never rain ted on that piece of land at all, and Tom didn't expect there was going to be any corn, so he turned bis hogs In to eat up the dry stalks. The hogs did not come back as usual the next morn Ing, so be went to look after them. What was bis surprise to And one of tbem with a large ear of corn in her mouth. He could not Imagine where It came from, but on examination found that she had rooted it up from the foot of a dried cornstalk. He looked other cornstalks and found that on the roots of all of them there were from Ave to ten large ears of corn. Then be bad his field dug up and gathered the best crop be ever had." "Well, well!" said Austin. "That beats my corn. I must have some of that seed." St Louis Republic. He Got Off Eay. An eiaeriy darky in Georgia was charged with the theft of some chick ens. The negro had the misfortune to be defended by a young and Inexpe rienced attorney, although It Is doubt ful whether any one could have secur ed bis acquittal, the commission of the crime having been proved beyond all doubt. The prisoner received a pretty severe sentence. "Thank you, sab," said he cheerfully, addressing the Judge when the sentence had benn announced "Dat's mighty hard, sah, but it ain't anywhere near what I expected. thought, sah, dat between mah charac ter and dat speech of mah lawyer dat you'd bang me shore."-PhlladelphIa Ledger. It's an 111 Wind. "Well, Parker, how do you do? I bear that your missus has Joined the suffragettes. You have my sincere sympathy." "Don't mention It, old chap. It's the best line she ever struck. I never was ao happy In my life. You see, she goes for those parliamentary chaps so strongly that she hasn't any stenin to spare for me now." Punch. Vsaltr laknown. Bobby How vain you are, Effle! Looking at yourself In the glass! Effle-Valn? Me vain? Why, I don't think myself half so good looking as I really am! Woman's Home Companion. Bit One Request. "Have you any request to make?" asked the sherifT of th erstwhile so ciety man who was t t nanged on the morrow. "Yes, one," replied the condemned man. "Let roe tie the noose myself. I never y et wore a ready made tie." New Orleans Times Democrat Kaows o Specific Treatment. J The following sccoant ot the ymi torn of the drecded scourge, piiml meningitis, is reported by tbe ISioku- mBu-Keview: Tbe treatment for spinal meuingi is is toac used In cares cit bigb ferer, soma I'bysici ius u iig an ice cup, but I do uot ti ink Him tbit nitthoi i necessary, lliere n:e a uuxbei ol n coveries recorJed lu sj iuul uieuiugi us, out i tie uuiortunate usually is a bnpeless invalid because of tbe shut tared nerving system. xne disease is r iu ciax.p, rainy weather, aud I do n ,t bntL'ip te t.u.v spreiid of it in Spokauu of no gt't warm ana dry weulber soon. "There are two forms of meniugi tie," said Dr. Harry & Mai tin Wt night, "ceiebro-epinal meningitis, wblob is more dangerous, and the spiual meningitis. ibe syinptuiie are coins ana lever, and in tbe cum of oildren vomiting. Sudden deutnese olten Bttendsan attack ot tbe diaea.-e. and fiere is a rigidty of tbe luutcle oi the neck, bptual meuiuuitis i usually fatal aud medicine kuows no speoino treatment foi H. Ibe disease atfeota the spinal oord and tbe brain uerebro spinal meningitis attacks the covenug of tbe bra'n alone aud is ameudablle to treatment. The dis ease is due to a germ vh oh enters tbe hnmau system ttiiougb 'he raein biane of tbe throat aud uottrils. It is contagious, but not lute tios." Dr. C. P. Thomas, a suigeon, taid be was not entirely familiar Kith tbe trouble, bat that is symptous tr blgb fever accompanied bv cLI;l-. and that it is usually fatal. mere is a diawina back of the beaj aud heels, due to rigidity of the tnuicles," lie said. "Ibe palkut U rendered half unconscious, aud iu case death does not enBue the patient seldom complains of having exntri- enced pain. Usually, in cases where tbe i.'iseaee bag not proved fatal, there is attending a nervous trouble that results in oouvulsions." "The coverings of tbe bra'n are known to medicine as meninges, and from tbe fact that tbe meningitis attacks tbee aud results in a partial or complete paralysis ot tbe biaio. and its influence on the spi ral cord, tbe deiivation of is name is easily teen, How it apuears is a moted question iu u,bdioine, and bow the infection enters the system is aUo un decided. It Is believed that it Muds entrance through the membrane of the throat and nostrils, aud is in the form of a germ." In Jilooin Near Fliiley. Finley. Wash.. March 31.-Stiaw- berries are iu bloom iu tbe Kenue wiok-Finley valley. The Uret bloom diroovered in tbe valley weie found on tbe place one mile west of riuluj It was this same pluce that last year captured tbe prize for producing the nine crate ot ripe strawberres iu the entire .Northwest, being three days ahead of Kennewiok aud from 10 days to a montb abecd of other elrawlerry producing points In the JNorthwesi Buds are appearing iu many other fields. The prospeoU are favorable for the heaviest cton ever produced n tbe valley. Tbe cool weatl ir baa kept tbe plants back until now, when the danger of tbe frost is practically over. Apricots aud peaches are bud ding rapidly and will be iu full bloom in a few dnv liiiiiil Jn(linii nt is the essential ohamctei ittiu (if ireu and woman, lnvaluablo to good Ima iue8 men and nerestrv to house wives. A woman show-snood imk't meoc wueu sne ouys wine s U.eam Vo mifuge for her baby. The lies worm medicine erer ottered to nii.tb rs.- Many Indeed nro tbe sensible UiOtbers, who write xnressina their gratitude for the Good health of theii children, which they oe to tbe use or white's Cream vermifuge. Bold by Cbas. N. Clarke. 3 of e2lSt (ientlv mover the bowels and at the 8:i me lime slops the cough. IVe's Laxa tive Miuuli t-vrup. Contains Honey and Tar. No opiates, liegt for Coughs enn Id, croup and whooping couuh. .Satit-faelion guaranteed. Children like it. .Mothers indorse It. Sold by Keir & Caen.. Kitten by a Spider. Through blood poisoning caused by a spider bite, Joliu Washington, .if liosqueville, Tex., would have lost bis leg, wbicb became a mass of ruu- n iu sores, had he uot been persuaded to tiy iiucklen'a Arnica Salve. He vrites: "The tlrst application re lieved, and four boxes healed ail the snies. " Heals every sore. 25o at (.has. N. Clarke, druggist. For Sale For Sale I hkve theairimev for thu Vlninra Roraver. and hIko takinirnrdnrH for Iu.ih ml sulphur solution spraylna; malcrial. (Jive me your orders. Q. D. Wood worth. n29-20 Verdict for Dr. Pierce AGAINST THE Ladles' Home Journal. Whitewashing Jlmmr, "Jimmy's got a great schema to get oat o' school on these nice days." "How does be work It?" "He goes out an' washes nig fact), an' tbe teacher thinks he's 111 an' sends him home." Philadelphia Inquirer. Indae Not Caschardened. Farley What are those two eminent attorneys trying now? Barley Tbe patience of the Judge. Florida Times-Union. Mr Heart. I sent hint my heart. 'Twos a risky thing, But what, pray tell, can a maiden do If time is swiftly taking wing And he he cannot come to you? I sent my heart 'Twai broken quite. And his the only power I knew To mend the breach and set aright What else could hapless maiden do? I sent It, yes, and 'twas returned; It rests just now within my view. "And was It thus so rudely spurned?" You question, and I answer true, Twu .but a golden heart, dear friend, Enameled with a bit of blue, Which for repairs I had to send. And It returned as good as new. Lunula W. Sheldon In New York Times . "Pneumonia's Deadly Work bad so eeiiuusly affected my right lung, ' wiitea Mrs. I'annie Conner, of Rural Route 1, Ceoigetowo, Term., "that I coughed continuously night and day and tbe neighbors' predic tion consumption seemed ine ita ble, nntil my husband brought borne a bottle of Dr. King's New Discov ery, which in my case proved to be tbe only real cough cure aud restorer of weak, sore lungs. " When all other remedies utterly fail, you may etill in in tbe battle against lung and throat doubles with New Discov ery, the leal cure. Guaranteed by Cbas. N Claike, ilnvgist. 50c and bi. iriai uunie iree, Sending truth after a He. It Is an old maxim that "a lie will travel seven leagues while truth is getting its boots on," and no doubt hundreds of thoiiKnnds of good people read the unwarranted and malicious attack upon Dr. R. V. Pierce and hisTavorite Prescription "published in the May (1904) number of the Ladies' Home Journal, with its great black dis play headings, who never saw the hum ble, groveling retraction, with Its Incon spicuous heading, published two months later. It was boldly charged In the sland erous and libelous article that Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription, for the pure of woman's weaknesses and ailments, con talned alcohol and other harmful Ingredi ents. Dr. Pierce promptly brought suit agalrtst the publishers of the Ladies' Home Journal, for 1200,000,00 damages. Dr. Pierce alleged that Mr. Bok, .the editor, maliciously published the article containing such false and defamatory matter wltjf the Intent of Injuring hit businesiffurthermore, that no alcohol, or other fujuriou. or habit-forming, drugs are, orWcr ivere, contained In his "Fa vorite rresafiptlon"; that said medicine! la mndi funm nntlva moHInlnal rnAle on1 ! contajinyjio harmful Ingredients what everad that Mr. Bok's malicious state raft were wholly and absolutely false. . Ifrthff retrar tion nrintHftYMllJamuLl they wore, ferccjtoicJuiBf Tj-)l1,' , fiad oiitameuamiTyses of "Kjiviiri Pre. ! fcnption." torn "eminent chemists. al)7Tf I vlium certified That Tt dd im, riit!ijn;i. i crihoioxany oLthc alleged harmful drugs? ' These tacis were also nroveriin the tnul of the action in the (supreme Court. Hut the I Duslness of Dr. 1'leroe was trreatly Injured b the publication of the libelous article wil Its great display headings, while hundreds of thousands who read the wickedly defamatory article never saw the humble groveling re traction, set in small type and made as incon spicuous as possible. The matter was. how ever brought before a jury in the upi-eme Court of New York State which promptly rendered a verdict In the Doctor's favor. Thus his tradncers came to grief aud their base slanders were refuted. At the Churches. Methodist Preaching at 11 a. m. and 8 p. m. Sabbath school 10 a. m.; Kp- wortli league 7 p. m. rrayer meeting Thursdav evening. All cordially invit ed. W. C. Evans, pastor. Kuii-eopal -services at 11 a. m. the third Sunday in each month, conducted bv Archdeacon H. D. Chambers. Sun day School every Sunday at 10 a. tu. U. B. Church Sabbath school, 10 a. in.; preaching, 11 a. in.; l. 1'. U. 45 p. in. ; preaching, ";.'W p. m. Prayer meetiiiK at 8 p. rn. Wednesday. All are cordially invited to attend all or any of these services. Pastor, J, W. Sprecher. Christian Church Preaching services nt K. of r. Hull each Sunday evening iiiul at II a. m. each first and third Sun day, and at Udell at 11:30 a. ui. each second and fourth Sunday. Sunday school at 10 a. in. and Y. P. 8. C. E. at (i:;0 i. 111. each Sunday at K.of P. Hall. Cordial imitation to the puplic. W. A. Wood, Minister. Christian Church. Servicer at K. ol P. hall the first, third, foprsli and fifth Sundays of each iik nth. Services at Odell the second Sundav of each month, W. A. 'WOOD, Pastor Baptist chinch Suuday school 10 a, m. ; preuc I ing 11 u. in. ; Juuior IS. V.P. U. H p. m. ; evening service 7.30. Riverside Ci ugi-eationa! Church, W. C Ullinore, puftor. Services Sun day at 11 u. in., Christian Endeavor at 7 p. ui., evening worship at 8 p. m. Belmont M. K. Church. 11. C. Clark, pastor. Services, Belmont: Sunday school at 10 a m ; Class meeting at 11 a. m.; Epwnrih League 7 p. in.; preach ing every Sunday evening and 2d Sun day in month at 11 a. m.; Prayer meet ing Thursday 7:30 p. m. Services at Pine (irovetame as above except preach ing, which is on 1st and 3d Sundays at 11 a. in. Crapjier. 1st and 3d Sundays at 3;l!0; Sunday auhool at 2:30. Mount Hood. Tbe 4ih Sunday at U a. pi.; Sundav school at 10 a. m. Catholic Church Regular sefvicee very Sunday. BARGAINS IN REAL ESTATE 1. 10 acres suburban property, lays fine, all under cultivation, 3 acres in berries, 2 in applss of tbe beet varieties. 2. SJ acres che to town, all irn provel, 100 apple t ees and variety of other fruit. House and other buildings. 3. 7 acres 11 miles out, 6 acre in bearing orchard, in.sstly Spitzenlierg and Newtowns. Fine location, w ater w th the place. Easy terms. 4. 10 acres 2 miles out, finelv im proved, 3 acres in apples, 2 in berries, good soil aud good buildings, good buy. r . - T o. ;.tj acres o nines out, a acres in apples, rest easily cleared ; nearly all good apple land. 6. 20 acres 7 miles out, all choice apple land ; nearly one half cleared and 5 acres in best varieties of apples. 7. Sia 40-acre tracts of fine apple la ml in goon locations, etlier partly mi proeu or uniinproveu on easy terms, The above are only a few samples of the bargains we have to offer. We have a vanety of other properties listed In all parl8of the valley, also anything you want iu city property Onthank cfl Otten Hood River Oregon Eureka Meat Market MeGUIliK P.KOS., Props. Dealers iu Fresh -.ml Cured Meats, Lard t ouiiry, rruits and egetables. rnee Delivery. Phone Main S5. U. S. Commissioner Notary Public GEO. T. PRATHER The Oldest Insurance and Real Estate Agent in town Insurance Loans Abstracting Hood River, Oregon 50 YEARS' V tArbnlcNCE HOT Unusual Opportunity Lots in Kivervlew Park at a big re- auction lor su usys. 18n W.J. Baker A Co. For Sale, Timber Land The SF4 of NWj, SW of NKJ, NWJ of SEl, NEi of SWl of Section ll. Town ship 1, north of range it, Wasco county, uregon. Auaress CI I AS. BEHNARD, f21-3m 400 N. 2d St., Ashland, Wis. Trade Marki DtSIONS Copvriquts An Anyone senittnn a Fl..t.-i Rm rtwriptum mar 0uplr Meoniim , nr i'.im,m free wliiher mi tloinneII.n(l.iill. HniullKKkn CmentS f'1 'rw. tllili-M mfi-iicy fur MHiinnir iialvnia. tptrta) n.,t(c wllhnut chnrso. 111 tli telTa Scientific JHnericatt. A hndomly lllnrteit mrt-Wy. 1rmt dr. rulMUin of ny leieniltto Journal, nvrma M a Yiarai'T Bo"by11 nei.lealr; MUNN & Co.3e,B"a5-". New York Branch OIBco, 626 f M, WuhliiKtun. D. C. D R. JONES, Dentist S. J. FRANK HARNESS AM) Crown and Bridge Work. Teeth Without Plates. Treatment of diseased teeth aud gums. OfHoe Brosiug Building. Phone 1083. SADDLES WATER-PROOF Horse Blankets and Robes Tents and Wagon Covers All ronairiiMr nromntlv nt- r i I X 1 tonded to. fa We have just received a Fresh Supply of y Nitrate of Soda, Muriate of Potash AND ALL KINDS OF FERTILIZERS COME TO US DIRECT FOR W00D.FIBERED HOUSE PLASTER CEMENT AND LIME AS WE UNLOAD DIRECT FROM THE f!ATiS I) STRANAHAN & CLARK R Hood River, Oregon IOC 3 C 0 0 0 HOilES QK! ARE YOU GOING EAST? We can save you money on freighting household goods. Write u for ratci and other particulars. Oregon Auto-Despatch Co. 37 f IRST STREET PORTLAND. OREGON Arrival and Departure of Mails. HOOD RIVER. The poatotflce la open dally between 8 a. ni. and 7 . in.; Bunday frni 12 to 1 o'clock. Malta ror tne Ktutt clone at ll.A l ui., 8.10 p. m. and 9 p. m.; tor the West, at ' 30 p. ni. and t p. m. TUe carriers on K. F. li. routes No, 1 and 2 leave the potitoflice at 8,;w a. m. Mall leaves For Mt. Hood, dally at U in.; arrives 10.20 a. in. For Underwood, Wash., dally, except Sun uuy, ni in,, arrival al it a. iu. For White Mnlmon, Wash., dally at 12 m.; arrives hi 1 1 a. ill, WHITE HAJ.MON. For Hood River, dally at a, ra.; arrives at L. 111. For Husum, Trout Lake and Ouler, Wash. wmiy ui .oi a. in,; arrives o p. in. For Ulen wood, FulUa and Uilmer, Wash, dally at 7.30 a. ra.; arrives at 6 u. in. or Plue Flat and Hnowdeu. Wash., at 1 d. m. T uesdaya and Saturdays; arrives same auys at iz in. i-i ir Klugen, da at 4.iS p. m.; arrives at b.w a. in. mm Oef 31 a-, coe I i: :Hs5 vo- akd Union Pacific 3 Trains to the East Daily Through Pullman HtHndanls and tourist "leeiilnir cnrR dully to Onmhn. fhUago, Hih tel sljH.pli.K cars dully to KanK t Ity, tlirouub l'nlinn tourist Bleeping car (wrsm,sly oon.lui-terl) weekly to VhleaKO. daTiy C CSrH (tiPR,s rriM,) lo tne KttSt ,.i!L"!n",I,,,'l:V,-. . Iave. Arrive. ... hi, .isiri ,,i Munii prriiii iir the Fast via HuiillriBi.ui, dully 9:30 am 7:30 pm ... . , ' J "'i r.MMeill Ynniion. walla VVbIIh, LeWlHtnn. TnOllr lIM lnnAn.,,1 . .Y ,,rI"'',n pmni-, dally 7:00 pra 8:00 am At Ian tie Ex press lor the East via Hmitinifton, dally 8:15 pm B:!am - ,,nii,,-i,Ki:n hh-hi, lor H 1 1 points helween lilggg and run iniiii , uilliv KIVEI .Roller Skating Rink. AT THE Monday Night, Wednesday Night Saturday afternoon and Evening STRICT 0RDE PRRESERVED Admission, 10c Skating, 25c G W. GRAHAM, Prop. 8:15 sin k:hkdui.k 5:15 pm CARPENTERING SCREENS Shop opposite O. B. Hartley's residence Phone 571 FOR ASTORIA " anil (! 1' M way points. mniHH'tinic' Oallv with steamer for II .'. nei: finin andNorlh lieaeh sleam-i Hnnday, er Hassnlo, Ash street Saiunliiv, dock (water per.) ilO.IX) I'. M FOR Dayton. Orivon 7-(il a m City and Vainlilll Riv-.j Mailv er points. Ash street1 except dock (water per.) j Sunday. MK l,KWlNTOS,I:l A. M.4.-00 P. M 5:00 I. M Dally except Hunday, :M P. M Daily except Sunday, Idaho, and wav iinintj) from Ripaiia, Wash. SNOW & UPSON Blacksmiths and Wagon flak ers Special attention given to making ami repairing Grubbing Tools and Loggers Tools EXPERT HORSESHOERS Dully except Saturday Daily except Friday OFFICE HOI'KS riciKin iiinise s a. m, 10 vi noun; 1 to IS n. "uiiciulii. ititTiveu ur uenverea aiier i p. in. PassenRer Depot Pours for delivery of et press and bajjgase will be 8 a. m. till 8 p. m. WM, McMURRAY, Oeneral Passenger Agent, Portland. Or. H. W. BOYI.K, As;ent,H(Kid River. JOHN LELAND HENDERSON, Pres. Atlorney-at-Law and Notary Public J. M. KCIIMELTZER, Sec.-Treaa Notary Public MARION I. H H11HH Vice President O. R. & S. TIME TABLE. East bound o. a, I'hlCttKO Hnecial, 11:43 a. in. No. 4, Mookiine Flyer, ll:li p. in. No. B, Mall and Kxuress. 10:42 u. m. No. K. 10:411 a. III. Ni mail. No. 24, Way Freight, 12:15 p. m. No. 22. Fast Freight, 4:05 a. in. West bound- No. 1, Portland Special, 4:55 p. m. No. 3, Portland Flyer, 6:l'.i a. in. No. 5, Mall and Express, fi:S0 a, m. No. 7. 3:15 n. in. No ma I. No. 2.H, Way Freight, t:lh a. m. No. 55, Fast Freight, 1:05 p. iu. ..Hood River Land.. Emporium INCORPORATED Beit for Cought, Colda, Croup, Cough, Eta. An erort trmp eontlnit opiate! eonftl- rit the bowels. Ece'i Laxativ Bone; and u aovoi tbe boweii and gooUum so opiates. KIER & CASS, Druggists Real Estate, Loans, Insurance, Abstracts, Collections, Conveyancing and Surveying We'a re prepared in a special manner to handle all kinds of business in any of the above lines and have u large list of improved: lands and city property from whit, h to make your selection for a fruit ranch, a stock farm or a home in the city. With, an Extensive Correspondence We are able to handle your prop erty advantageously and will be pleased to have you list same with us CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED The president of the company is the city engineer, and is prepared to do.surveying and civil engineer ing work of all kinds. Abstracts furnished and opinions given on property titles. Collections a Specialty. Phone Main 141. Have in their New Harness shop n large line of Whips, Tents, Axle Grease and Harness Oil We would like for you to come urul ex amine our liameas repair work which is quickly attended to. BON TON ...Barber Parlors... The place to get an easy shave and first-class hair cut. Our shop is metropolitan in every respect. Porcelain Baths in Connection CRAY & RUSSELL, Props. LIPPINCOTT'S MONTHLY MAGAZINE A Family Library The Best In Currant Literatim 12 CoMPLtTt Novels Yearly MANY SHORT STORIES AND PAPERS ON TIMELY TOPICS $2.50 per year ; 25 era. a copy "NO CONTINUED STORIES every number complete in itself New Location. We are now located in the Smith Building, in the room formerly occupied by J. E. Hand, where we will be pleased to see all of our old customers aswell as new ones. This large and well-lighted store has been fitted up with the best and most complete stock of Staple and Fancy Groceries. Flour and Feed ever displayed in the City. Fresh Vegetables received daily. Call and inspect our stock. SPOT CASH GROCERY WOOD & SMITH BKOS., Proprietors. HOOD RIVER TRANSFER & LIVERY CO. TICLET OFFICE FOR THE REGULATOR LINE OF STEAMERS. Hauling, Draying, Baggage Transferred, First Class Livery Turnouts Always Ready. Phone 131. ...Mount Hood Store... W. S. GRIBBLE, Proprietor. Dry Goods Ammunition Boots and Shoes Hardware Graniteware Hay Grain Flour Feed Full line of Groceries F. E. STRANG J. W. WILSON THE ODELL NURSERIES DEALERS IN ... Apple Trees All standard varieties grown from selected scions of the best bearing orchards in Hood Iliver valley. Guaranteed true to name and free from disease. Hunts Paint & Wall Paper Company lave added a complete'line of PAINTS, OILS, VARNISH ;S and BRUSHES. HEATH & MILLIGANj IMIXEDjlPAINTS. Our stock of paper includes latest'designs in Blanks, Gilts ana nign uraaes, rrom luc up. A lull stock of room molding, Picture rail, Plate rail and a small line of novelties in Framed Pictures. CALCIMO, theJJ latest thing in room tinting, mixed to order. Painting, Paper hanging, Sign work etc. Phone 671. First and Oak Streets. Job Printing at the Glacier Office