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Poison in No article entering so generally into the food of every household is so generally and villainously adultered as bak ing powder. These adulterated powders are shoved upon the public with,the greatest persistency. , ' : ', -i , Throbbing'advertisements in newspapers claiming this brand or that is absolutely pure, backed by analyses and cer tificates, and yet they are adulterated with ammonia or alum. It is to be hoped the law will take hold of these merciless manufacturers and punish them for destroying the stomachs of the unsuspecting consumer. . . . ; ; ' ., Amid all this fraud and deceit Dr. Price's Cream Bak ing Powder stands almost alone battling for pure food and continues to furnish a pure cream of tartar powder at almost ; the same cost to the people as. the ammoina and alum pow ders are sold at, yet it costs much more to manufacture. ) Dr. Price's . Cream , Baking Powder is of the highest strength. It produces the largest amount of leavening power , attainable in a pure baking powder. It is free from ammo nia or any other adulteration. No powder does such work. Housewives who have tested all use Dr. Prices only. ' HOW'S THIS?- We offer One Hundred Dollars' Reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by taking Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last flfte n years and be ieve him per fectly honorable in all business transactions snd financially able to carry out any obligation made by their firm. WEST & TUUAX, Wholesale Druggis s, Toledo, 0. . WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, 0. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and muoous surfaces of the Bystexn. Price, 75 per bottle. Sold by all druggists. ' Love levels all things, but doesn't make a fel low's heart level. Good cigars are ; now high priced, because of high tariff laws MASTIFF PLUG CUT is making pipe-smoking popular, because it gives more for the money. - J. B. Pace Tobacco Co., Richmond, Virginia. Slicker U the only Absolutely Water Proof Coat ! Guaranteed to Peel, Break or Stick, NOT to Leak at the Seams. 'Hutu There are two ways you can tell the gennlnt Slicker: tbe Flih Brand trade mark and a Holt Wool n Collar. Bold everywhere, or sent free for prloe. A. J. TOWFR, rianufr. Boston, Mass. Our Nlilvld Itrsnd In Iwtter than ny wat roof coal mnile ugtpl Uie Fna Hum, If in any business not paying yoa drop it and buy an im proved Petalum:. Incubator. MORE MONEY cau-be made in r-is-ing C'hkkeus than in any other business for the capital iur li ed. A beautifully Il lustrated Catalogue of Incubators, Br od ersand all kind' f Chicken Fixings E" fAgents for Mann's Bone Cutter, N cea sity Clover Cuttr , a ii d everythin re quired by poultry racers. PETALUMi INCUBATOR CO., Petaluma. Cal. FRAZER BestintheWorldlJl Set the Genuinelli Sold Everywhere! PIANOS ORGANS, WINTER & MM, 71 Morrison Street, Portland, Or. BOX 808. YOUNG MEN! The Specific A No. 1. Caren, without fail, all casfs of Ctonnrr linen and Oleet, no matter of how long standing. Prevents structure, It behijf an In ter mil nmely. 1 Cures wlicn everything else bait fulled. Sold by all DruKerists. Manufacturers: rue a. fcschoen heu Medicine Priw. 93.00. u, Jse, tjai.. i Blir n Isthfta.pknowledir leading remedy for all the unnatural discharge and private diseases of men. A certain cure for the debilh tatlng weakness pecullai to women. T nrotmri h It and fI safC 1 TheEvAHBCheMII Oq. In recommeDdin Utt J II rio V Assflver end Analytical ChemlBt, n. NOlf Washington St., Portland, Or. tower's IMPROVED WS . &v2 nnriD IT UlltJi I i MLE REUSE 'F jrVuTeB ln J XlTo61)AYS.j i jf MUM Struton mmm VfiianWhr the Kitchen. fHtnjreroas Skylarking. Some day it will com to be under stood that guying a moody, irritable man is as dangerous as toying with a gun which may or may not be loaded. Temporary insanity is, with some tem peraments, the sure result of long con tinued and incessant ridicule. , A blind fury suddenly converts his helpless Weakness into superhuman strength. With equal,' suddenness disdain ' and contempt for him are changed to fear and respect.- - . Every few days the crimes columns of the newspapers contain accounts of tragedies growing from such a cause. Revolver or knife sends some tormentor to his account, and the real victim goes to prison for life or is hanged. It's a cruel, cowardly instinct which prompts a combination against one man. . The others enjoy a brutal sport at the expense of his feelings. Such an unfortunate man, when driven to des peration, is entitled to lenient . treat ment by judge and jury. It is hardly a crime which he lias committed. It is more the deed of a madman who is not responsible for his action. . He needs imprisonment under conditions which will change his nature and teach him wisdom and self control. It is gene rally an ill natured and unsociable man who is made the object of ridicule by his fellows. "He doesn't know how to take a joke," and his impotent re sentment stirs up feeling against him. He is not strong enough to give as well as to take. He is not strong enough to master his own hatred. He shows his feelings, and adds to the persistence of his tormentors. . :- ' A little more of the milk of human kindness and a little more of self con trol would save millions of hours of human torture, would save many a man from injury and death, and many another from a prison cell or the gal lows. The philanthropist who can in vent some antidote feObiftesidBfc- stim.... u ..v um worlds bene factors. Buffalo Express. " ''. Fortunes Quickly Made. ".."' :' A man came into the editorial room today and broke everybody up with this story: Several years ago a pay master in the United States army in vested $600 in a piece of ground in Spokane Falls. The other day he sold it for $54,000. The excitement that greeted this story had scarcely died away, and tne boys m tne room were fanning each other and cutting each other's hair to cool their skulls, when another man came in. and told this story: In 1882 a Pennsylvanian went to Denver, and when he landed he had enough to buy a tent and a few mining tools. He went prospecting, made a little money and then went back to Denver and bought real estate. Today he Is worth $4,060,000. The only sound that greeted this story was a succession of dull thuds as men dropped to the floor. , ' There was a hiatus of half an hour, when another man came in and said he had just heard of a young man in one of the mushroom towns of Virginia who had invested a little money in real es tate right after breakfast, and when he sat down to dinner had cleaned up $1,000 on " his purchase. There are three half crazy men in this office. Whenever a man comes into the edi torial room he is asked before he gets warm: "How much did the fellow makef Then he tells his little story and goes out, leaving the boys just as poor as ever. Harrisburg Telegraph. . Before, the cause of con sumption was known .(that was only a few years ago) we did not know how Scott's Emulsion of cod-liver oil did so much good in consumption and in the conditions that lead to consumption. The explanation is inter esting. We send it free in a book on careful living. " Scott & Bowns, Chemists, 13a South th Avenue, New York. Your druggist keeps Scott's Emulsion of cod-liver oil all druggists every where do. $i. ME KILN CLUB. Brot er Explains Himself, and Si iValpole Talks on Faith. ' Whfe. .etins had been called to order Brother jSer arose and said: ' "One e. nin' las' June, while gwine home from a session of dis club, 1 bad de misfor tune to fall into an open sewer. I war tooken out fur dead, an' fur months I war a cripple. Our club did not feel like gwine on widout me, jan' hence no meetins bev bin held fur de ss! six months. Doorin' de interval Paradise hall was rented to a commishun mareuant, de library an1 relics keerfully stored away, an' we open fur bizness agin to-nigbt widout de loss of a cent. "A few of our members hev wandered away, but only a few. : Whalebone Howker went ober '-. to Canada an' adopted a boss widout axin' bis owner, an' be has bin laid away in de archives fur three years. Kurnel Kyann Johnsing has got a place in a county jail in Ohio fur a year. Sacrifice Smith went to Chicago an' walked in bis sleep walked off wid an ober coat an' de chief of police took an interest In hira an' got him a warm place fur some time to come. Three or four others am not heab to meet wid us on dis occashuu, an' it ar' perhaps jist as well dat dey hain't. "As many different reports hev gone abroad as to de natur' of my injoories, an' as some of de newspapers bev received a false impreshun, I will heab state a few facks. 1 fell about fo'teen feet 1 didn't say nuffln' when 1 fell I lay dar' in a catamose state fur three hours befor' I was diskivered an' rescued. When de doctors took hold of me it was found tbat thecerbellum bad bin badly fractured ui two places; de clavicle bone had binonhinged, de diaphragm was broken; de bronchial ramifications was unconscious; de pulmonous arteries bad bin driven cl'ar into de left renter'cle. In addisbun, as dey found on a second examination, dar' war two kinks in de lumbar vertebra: , de carotid artery had become all mixed up wid de tri cupsid valve, an' de epigastric region bad col lided wid de right auricle. Nobody thought I could pull frew, but yere I am, almos' as good as befo', an' ready fur de nex' calamity. "De doctors hev cautioned me to be a leetle keerful about exertin' de tibialis anticus too much fur a few weeks to come, an' to gin de flexor carpiradialis as much rest as possible, but de crisis has passed an' dar is no fear of a relapse. I wish to return my thanks to all de members of de club in particular, an' to my outside friends in gineral, and to say dat we shall hold reg'lar meetin's of dis club ebery two weeks from now on until furder notice. Sir Isaac Walpole will now address you wid a brief address." ' "My fren's," began Sir Isaac, as he care fully arose, "de subjick of my address dis eavenin' is 'Lack of Faith.' I see it in front an' behind, an' to de right an' left of me, almost ebery hour in de day , Fifty y'ars ago, if I went to a cull'd man an' axed de loan of two bits fur a week, 1 got it widout the least besitashun. He didn't draw down his left eye an' whisper 'Chestnuts,' an' softly inquar' if he had hay seed in his ear. In my ju venous days, when an ole man cum to me an' put his hand on my bead an' toled me dat spreein' around nights was de side doab to state prison, 1 didn't grin in bis face nor whistle in his ear. If I wanted a cup of sugar or a drawin' of tea, every naybur was willin' to lend, nebber doubtin' dat I would repay at de airliest moment Twenty years ago I could walk into a butcher shop an' order a soup bone an' tell bim to charge it, an' dat bone would go up to my cabin in all faith an' confidence in my integrity. Let me go into a butcher shop to-morrow an' gin dat order, an' do butcher would pint to a dozen signs of 'No Trust,' an' look upon me as crazy. . - - "Dar was a time when I could git a patch put on my bute an' walk off wid de remark dat I would pay fur it next week. If I should try dat on to-morrer I would git de collar from a policeman befo' 1 had gone a bundl ed rods. In de good ole days I could walk up an' down all de alleys in Detroit widout an on kind remark bein' remarked to me. Only yesterday, as I was gwine up an alley tolook rokedober LJrbaclj. fence an' saidf T on is jist one day too late, cull'd man dem chickens is gone!' De world seems to hev reached dat stage when nobody believes an' eberybody doubts If I git on a street kyar de conductor wants his cash In advance. If I go on de railroad a pusson come around befo' we hev gone five miles an' demands de fare. If I go to de postofflce fur a stamp de clerk reaches out fur my two cents afore he tears de stamp off. If I want to borry sugar or tea de nayburs ar' jist out If I go to rent a house de owner wants a month's rent in advance. ' i . "De good ole days, when man bad faith In man, an' when to doubt a man's word meant dat be was a rascal, hev departed, probably never to return. It grieves and pains me. 1 want to hev faith, an' 1 doan' want to doubt but de state of aff airs affects me mo' or less. I find myself besitatin' when Waydown Be bee wants de loan of my Sunday coat to at tend a pray'r meetin'. I find myself fishin' fur excuses when Tickles Smith wants de loan of half a dollar fur a week. 1 cotcb myself wonderin' if Shindig Watkins takes me fur a haystack when be sends bis boy ober to bor row my Persian rug to lay in front of his stove de night he has a party It grieves me. It fills me wid sadness." - The meeting then adjourned. Detroit Free Getting at the Right. "Look a-heret" he began, as he entered the Ninth avenue station the other day. "Has a feller any right to kick my dog?' : ; "What did your dog doP' asked the ser geant. '.;. . '.:' "Nothing." , ' " ' '"' " . " "Then be had no right" "That's what 1 say." '-j' !-' , "Did be do anything else!" "Yes, he kicked me, but I didn't intend to say anything about that. What 1 want to know, and what I've walked ten miles to find out, is if a feller has a right to kick a dog who ain't doing nothing but lying behind a stover . . , "No, be has not." ' "Well, that satisfies me. It's just as I thought. And now if my dog ever comes back, and if 1 ever get my eyes on that chap again, I'm a-going to prove that I was right." Detroit Free Press. . Discouraging. Uncle James Well, Bobby, are you gain ing any prizes at school nowadays? ; Bobby No, sir; the other.fellows get them all. Uncle James But youll keep on trying, of course. Bobby What's the usel , The other fallow keep on trying tool Lifa. 1 ' I SAFETY IN THE MIDST T DANGER. This would: seem a contradiction is so, in fact, to the eye. But expiienc has' proved Its possibility. Tak the case of the individual who dwells in a malarious region. A robust consti tution is no certain defense against the dreaded chills, i What is? Recorded testimony, covering a period little short of half a century, proves that Hostetter's Stomach Bitters is precisely this. This continent does not limit the field where the medicine has proved its effic -cy. In South Amer ica, the Isthmus of Panama, Mexico, everywhere in fact where mlasma-born disease takes on its most obstinate and formidable types, the Bitters is a recognized specific in illimitable demand and prescribed by physicians of repute. Potent, too, Is it in disorders of the stomach, liver and bowels, and against that destroyer, la grippe, li Improves appetite and sleep, neutralizes rl rheu- matism and kidney complaints. When a young man thinks he knows more than his father knew, he gets the idea that the world is progressing. . STITCHES IN THE BACK CUBED. Peter C. Vandewater, Commissioner of Highways, Woodsburgh, Long Island, N. Y., writes: . 1 ' " DuriDg the last three years I have been troubled with stitches in the back. . They came on without the slightest warning, and laid me up for two and three weeks at a time, and nothing did me any good. Over a year ago I had a more severe attack. I could hardly move. My wife then applied an Allcock's Porous Plasteb on the small of the back, where the kink appeared to be. I never had used one before. In a short t ime all pain had vanished, and the next morn ing I got up and attended to my business. I put a fresh plaster on every week for a month, and I feel that I have been entirely cured; as I have not had an attack in the last eighteen months." The man who has no business of his own to attend to always goes to bed tired. . . "Brown 't Bronchial Trochet " are of great service in subduing hoarseness. Sold only in boxes. , . We all encourage folly because we " don't like to Bay anything.'' , If manufacturers throughout the United States would adopt the policy of the man ufacturers of Star Plug, who give the con sumer not only the best tobacco that can be made, but make full-weight plugs, there would probably be no complaints from con sumers about poor quality and short weights. i ' The Quimby House, Portland, Or., is the best $1 a day hotel on the Paoiiio Coast. Try it. Quimby & Edwards, proprietors. Thy Gkemka for breakfast. Use Enamellne Stove Polish; no dust, no smell. Copvmght AUbach every cent you've paid for it, if it doesn't benefit or cure you. A med icine that promises this is one that promises to help you. But there's only one medicine of its kind that can and does promise it. It's Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis covery. It's the guaranteed remedy for all Blood, Skin and Scalp Dis eases, from a common blotch or eruptioiatoti l junoaKpf rJajCt. -vteataseB, purines, ana enricnes ine blood, invigorates the system, and cures Salt-rheum, Tetter, Eczema, Erysipelas and all manner of blood- taints from whatever cause. Great Eating Ulcers rapidly heal under its benign influence. It's the best blood-purifier, and it's the cheapest, no matter how many doses are offered for a dollar for you pay only for the good you get. Nothing else is "just as good'' as the " Discovery." It may be better -for the dealer. But he wants money and you want help, This GREAT COUGH CURE, this success ful CONSUMPTION CURE is sold by drug- gists on a positive guarantee, a test that no othet Cure can stand successfully. If you have a COUGH, HOARSENESS or LA GRIPPE, it will cure you promptly. If your child has the CROUP -or WHOOPING COUGH, use it quickly and relief is sure. If you fear CON SUMPTION, don't wait until your case is hope less, but take this Cure at once aud receive im mediate help. Large bottles, Coc. and Si.oo. Travelers convenient pocket size 25c. Ask your druggist for SHILOH'S CURE. If youi lungs are sore or back lame, use bhiloh s ror ous Plasters. Price, 25c. 1 Syrup- Mr. Albert Hartley of Hudson, N C, was taken with Pneumonia. His brother had just died from it When he found his doctor could not rally him he took one bottle of Ger man Syrup and came out sound and well. Mr. S. B. Gardiner, Clerk with Druggist J. E. Barr, Aurora, Texas, prevented a bad attack of pneumonia by taking German Syrup in time. ; He was in the business and knew the danger. - He used the great remedy Boschee s German Syrup for lung diseases. E Plso's Remedy for Catarrh 1b the Best, Easiest to Use, and Cheapest. Sold by druggists or sent by mail, 0c E.T. Hajwltin, Warrta, Fa. "German In 15 Minutes. 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