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About The Columbia register. (Houlton, Columbia County, Or.) 1904-1906 | View Entire Issue (June 1, 1906)
When the Hair Falls Then It's time to act! No time to study, to read, to experi ment! You wint to live your hi!r, ind stve It quickly, tool So mile up your mind this very minute thit If your hilr ever comes out you will use Ayer's Hslr Vigor. It miles the scalp healthy. The hair stsys In. It cannot do any thing else. It's nature's vsy. The beet k lad of a teattmonlal Dold for or eiair are." a . V. A ye He, Leweil, IHHllW yers PILli. ciajtT rocrotuu Aarala.t Hee l.ll.r Jaecaaeai. "Ain't 70a rather young t U left In chart of drug atorar Ttrhapa ao, ma'am; what can 1 do for your "Don't your employers know It'a dan ferous to leava a mar boy Ilk you In charg of tucb a placaT "I am comoetent to serva you, madam. If you will mak known your wanta." "Don't they know yo might polaon soma onT" There) la no danger of that, madam ; what ran I do for your "I think I better go to the ator down the afreet." "I ran aerva yon Just aa well aa they can and aa cheaply." "Well, you ran glr me a 2rent stamp, but It don't look light" Hous ton Iot ' Deaf Mit Cannot D Cured bv loe el ppltrtntit m tbejr cannot reerh the alesaaitl ur 1 Ion ol lb ear. 1 here It uuly una way tocur ricatur, ami that li by Cumlitu tluiial remedies. Ivafneai la rati J by an In flatntit erudition of the mueoua lining l the Ku.taeblan Tub. When thle tub I. to nam. J you hav a rumbling sound or Ineerfact bear ing, and when II ta sntlral close.!, lieaiuru It th result, and unless th Inflammation can b taken out and Ihla tub ra,ioid U Ha normal eondUloa, bearing will be daatroyad torevar; Blue esse out of ten are eauaad by Catarrh, bleb I nothing but an Inflamed eoadlUoa ol Utuufu lurfar. W will give Un Hundred Dollar for any eaaeol iMafnrst (r-ud by catarrh) tbat can not b cured by 11 all Caiarrb Cure, band lor eirculara, Ira. . ' CO, Toledo, a old by Dntfcl.ta, Ifta. 11 eUi ray Mil are the beet. UUal Mlaa Ike MmiIin, "I hope," aald tbe renter of room Na. 1107, "that the rattle f th typewriter in my offlee doeea t aaney yon." "No, air, It doea not," reeponded the trust capitalist who one waa No. 111)0: "but tkelr gabble does annoy tan eiceedlngly." C'kk-ago Tribune. T Break In New I bo a. Alwav ibake In Allen' font-Ease, a powder. Iteurea hot, tweeting, arhlng. awollen feel, Cure conn, Ingrowing nallt and bunion. At all lrtirl,ti and iboe ator, IV lon'l crpt any auueuiui. nam pi mailed THEM.. Aaarai Allen e, Olmited, U Roy, N. Y. Na Hep af Aartaaaat. "I am aorry to hear that Wrlnkllns and hie wife can't lire together In peace. There la too much obatlnacy on both aides Ibat'a the trouble, la n't It?" "Yes; be'a a standpatter, and she's a tanupouter. rtTA M. Vitus' Pane and all rTervona Dlarai III w PTtnatieully cured by Dr. Kline' Urrat Kerve lu-ii.rer. Hand ftf KEK 1 trial botUe and treaties. Ur. Ik ILKIIn. ,Ld..MI Arch ML, Pblla.,Pa, Ama4laaT tae Deelaratlea, "My friends," eiclalmed the candidate, In a fine burst of disinterested patriotism, "I. don't want thia offlre if you think I am unworthy to fill It I" Here he atopped and took a drink of water. "And I might add," he proceeded, "that my candidacy is not the result of any cor rupt politlrnl bargain. "Yes, you might," Interrupted an old farmer In the audience; "but If you did you'd be lyln' like Sam Hill !" Mother will find Mr. Vflnilow'l Soothing fiyrup the beat remedy to ua for their ahUdren curing in iteming pnod. Wanted lo Know. "I hnd a trnmp for dinner to-dny, "la this some of him?" anked hei tniHbnnd, poking his fork Into the meat rather suspiciously. Houston Toat Ipeaklaa; la AH Caador. Mlsa Peachley Mr. Spoonamore, hare I ever given you good reason to think 1 preferred you to other young men and wanted to mary you? Mr. Bpoonamore No, to tell th truth, you never have. I learn from th other fellow that you kiss them good night when they go away, th aame as you do . me. IN CONSTANT AGONY. . A Veal Vlrsinlan'a Awful Distress Through Kldnay Troubles. W. L. Jackson, merchant, of Park crabtirjr, W. Va., aayi: "Driving about in bad weather brought kidnej trou bles on me, and I Buffered twenty years with sharp, cramp ing pains in the back and urinary disor ders. I often bad to get up a doien times atniaht to urinate. vj I Retention set in, and i .. J I was obliged to use the catheter. I took to my bed, and the doctors failing to help, began using Doan's Kidney Fills. The urine soon ame freely again, and the pain grad ually disappeared. I have been eured eight years, and Jthough oyer 70, am as active as a boy." flnM by all dealer. BO rents a box. f oster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Of aeaiaiMeeeaeja) : 0LD i oFaVoriteS .-& weoeoeeeeeeeeeeaaJ Two lovers by a mo grown spring, Tbey Iranrd soft cWke together titer Mingled live) dark and eunny balr. And baard tb wooiiig thrusbea sing. , budding lime! U, love's beet primal Two, wrd.ll, from rb port si stept. 1 be bella made bappy carollngs, Tb air was aoft aa fanning wings. Whits petals on tbe pathway alept. (', pur eyed bride I O, Under pride! Two fare o'er a cradle bent, Two hands above tbe brraat wera lock d; These preeua each otner while they rorkvd. Then watched a life that love had aent. O, aolemn hoar O, hklden power I Two parenta by the renlng fire; Tbe red light Ml abor their knee On-heada that rose by alow degree. Use buds upon the Illy spire. II, patient life O, tender etrlf 1 Th two art III sat together ther; Tb red light ehone about their knees. Hut all tbe baa da, by alow degrees, Had gone and left that lonely pair. (I, voyage fasti O, vanished past I The red light shone upon the floor And made the apace between them wide; Tbey drew their chairs up side by side; Tbe pale cheeks Joined and aald "once more." O, memories! O, past that lat George Eliot. Aa Baa at O'er the Water. Aa a beam o'er the face of the watera may glow While tbe tide runs In da r knees and cold ness below, So the cheek may be tinged with a warm eunny emila. Though the cold heart to ruin runa darkly the while. One fatal remembrance, on sorrow that throw a It bleak ahad alike o'er our Joya and our woes. To which life nothing darker or brighter can bring, For which Joy baa no balm and affliction bo sting Oh ! this thought In tb midst of enjoy ment will stay, Like a dead, leafleaa branch tn th aum mera bright ray; Tbe beams of the warm sun plsy round It In vain. It may erode In hie light, but It blooma not again. Thomas Moor. WORLD'S SUPPLY OP PINS. CoaipMrataa Maehla Haa Greatlf aimpltaad tha Maaafatara. Though the demand for plna the world over la enormous, the mills of the 1'nlttfd States practically supply the entire demand, auya the New York Herald. Formerly plna were eijxn slvo, but now they coat a mere trifle. In 1005 the 75,000,000 people In the United State used 00,000,000 groaa of common plna, which la equal to 0,500, 300,000 plna, or an average of about 120 plna for every man, woman and child In the country. Thla la the hlgheat average reached anywhere In the uae of plna. Ten year ago we used only about seventy-two plna each. In a single year the total number of pins manufactured In the United 8tates wits 08.880,200 gross. The total num ber of plus manufactured In the Unit ed States during 1000, the census year, was 08,880.200 gross. There ore forty three factories tn all, with 2,353 em ployes. The business has growu rapid ly during the last twenty years, for although there were forty factories In 1880 they produced only half as much, employed only about half the capital and only 1,077 hnnda. There bus been a considerable In crease In the number of women and children employed In pin factories of late yeurs, which la an Indication that tho machinery la being Improved and simplified and that Its operation doea not require ao high an order of mechan ical skill. Hooka and eyes are a by product of plnmaklng and are produced at moat of the factorlea from material that will not do for plna. The output of hooka and eyes In 1000 was 1,131,824 gross. The automatic machines which turn out pins and hooks has minimized the coat of their manufacture till the cost la practically only that of the brass wlro from which they are made. A single machine does the whole business. uons oi wire, uung upon reels, are passed Into machines which cut them Into proper length and they drop off Into a receptacle ana arrange them selves. In the line of a slot formed of two bora. When they reach the lower end of the bars they are seized and pressed between two dies, which form the heads, and pass along Into the grip of another steel Instrument which points them by pressure. They are then dropped Into a solution of sour beer, whirling as they go, to I clean ed, and then Into a hot solution of tin, which Is also kept revolving. .They here receive their bright coat of metal' and are pushed along, killing time, until they have had an oppor tunity to harden, trncn tccy &ra drop ped into a revolving barrel of bran and sawdust, which cools and polish them at th same tlm. America Imported 1418,00a worth of ordinary needles, most of them from England, last year, llalrplna and safe ty plna and other kinds of pins are manufactured In a similar manner. W mad 1,189,104 groaa of hairpins In 1800. Iloth needles and hairpins are manufactured to a greater extent In Europe than plain plna. Safety plna. however, are decidedly American, and of the we make on an average 1,000, 000 groaa a year. INJURY TO WATCH FROM FALL. Melafare Ba4 for TIaaaplacaa BraaklasT ( Sartaaj. "Do many persons allow their watch es to falir recently aaked a customer of a well-known jeweler. "Half of tho brought In for repair hav Buffered In thai way," waa the re ply ; "It la th moat frequent accident Accident of thla kind happen moat fre quently to men. on account of their having tbe watch attached to a fob The number of watches Injured by falls Increaaea when thla fashion cornea In, and It declines when the mode of at taching watches la In vogue. But there are many other ways of allowing watxbM to fall." "Who handle their watches moat carefully, men or women T" "I cannot aay, but women are more accustomed to attach their watches to their clothing or to a chain worn around the neck, so tnat they are In leas danger of falling." "How la It with children r "Olrla are nore careful than boys, and their watches fall leaa frequently. Some boys will allow a watch to fall three, or four times a day ; others eeem to play with It aa with a football" "Itoea a fall alwaya harm a watch?" "Most assuredly, and a little fall may be aa Injurious as a great one. Moisture Is very bad for a watch; at times It penetrates where It could acarooly be expected. More thnn once a caressing father, who haa allowed hi. child to play with his watch, finds that It U'glns to rust The breatll of the child haa affected It, or perhaps It has been taken Into the mouth. A frequent case for repair Is the breaking of the spring, which will happen to the most careful icrson." Horologlcal Itevlew. Bride Haa Loaareet Spaa. There Is now under construction across the St Lawrence at Quebec a cantilever bridge which when com pleted will contain the longest span of any bridge yet erected, not even ex eluding the great can tile vera of the Forth bridge in Scotland. The atructur la of the cantilever type, and consists of two approach span of 210 feet each, two shore arms. each 500 feet In length, and a great central span, 1,800 feet In length. Tbe total length of the brldg Is 200 feet and although In extreme dimensions It does not compare with th Firth of Forth bridge, which la about one mile In total length. It haa the distinction of having the longest span In the world by ninety, feet the two cantilevers of the Forth bridge being each 1,710 feet In length. The total width of tbe floor Is eighty feet and provision Is made for a double-tracked railway, two roadways for vehicles and two sidewalks. In a can tllever of this magnitude tho Individual memhera are ueceeaarlly of huge pro IHrtlona, the main posts, for Instance, being 323 feet In length, and each weighing 750 tons. Spoke Apaeha. "When I was serving my time as 'house' on the surgical side at Dun ning," said an active physician, "the county sent a man over to us to hav a badly cracked skull patched up. The pa tleut's card was a blank except for tbe one detail of the Injury. Just what na tlonallty the man might be none of us could Imagine. When we hnd lifted the piece of bone that was pressing on the brain he made an address ten mln utes long, and not one word could any body comprehend. During his recovery he must have been seen by 100 visitors first and last and no one could under stand a word he said. One day we hnd an army surgeon visiting us who was going to show us an operation that was his particular stunt After the operation we showed him through the wards. As soon as he camo near our convalescent mystery the patient began his customary address. You can Im agine our surprise when the Colonel be gan to Jabber back. It then was learn ed that our patient was an Apache, the Jetsam of some Wild West or medicine show." How tha Kaffir Bmokea. "The Kaffir smokes on bla stomach," said a tobacconist "using the earth for a pipe. This benighted savage, when the tobacco hunger seises him, selects a piece of clayey soil about a foot square, and puts a curved twig there in, so that both ends stick out Then he builds a fire over the place, and when the fire has sufficiently hardened the clay, he draws out the twig, and a channel, a kind of pipe stem, Is left One end of the channel he hollows Into a bowl The other end Is his mouth piece. He puts ljls tobacco In the bowl, drops a live coal on top, and, lying down, falls to. The Kaffir sucks away vigorously, and very black and strong are the fumes that enter bis large mouth. He will not use an or dinary pipe. He likes his own way of smoking best He Is ,1 suppose, the only smoker whose pipe Is the earth." St Louis Globe-Democrat The average man has more respect for a thief than a doadbcat And thieves are not held In high esteem. Any man who Is completely wrapped up in himself Is a bundle of conceit One of tbe largest worts of man's bands Is the artificial lake, or reser voir, In India, at ItaJpuUna. Thla res ervoir, aald to be tb largest In tbe orlu, known aa the great tank of Due- bar, and uaed for Irrigating purposes, covers an area of twenty-one square mlk-a. A novel excuse for stealing was riv en In Ilui'liarest the other day. A woman was charged with the. larceny of twelve case of sliver. Said the Judg: "Come, tell us the truth." Said th woman : Tb truth, my good Judge, tbat I hav not been able to resist tbe temptation. Consider, your Honor tbey all bore my lnltlala." Huge stone slabs suitable for side walk construction are aeldom encoun tered In France, and asphalt walka are equally rare. Tbe popular material Is cement block, which la cheap, durable and aatlsfactory. These blocks are made In a variety of shape and colors. and In their more expensive forms are much used In Interior work. Professor Shipley, In a lecture at the Working Men's College. St Pancraa. dealt with the relation of files to dla ease. In tropical lands tbe mosquito and tsetse fly were responsible for ma laria and yellow fever, while at borne be had no doubt tbe common house fly, by dropping Into milk and food, caused much of the diarrhea suffered by children In summer, and thereby In creased tbe Infantile mortality. Tbe English papers tell a storr of a simple minded curate who was invited to London to spend a week at a great house. Tbe curate. Ignorant of society. asked advice of a man of tbe world, who told him how be ahould conduct himself, and wound up with the words: "I think, too. you bad better take a servant with you." "I will." said the curate, and In due time the poor fellow arrived at the residence of bis boat with some modest luggage and a nouHemald. There has been almost a revolution In Elllehausen, a little village near liottlugeu, Germany, over an order forbidding any young, unmarried man to escort a young woman on the streets after dark. This order was tbe work of tbe deputy town clerk, who is not a ladles' man, and bad been made the butt for 111 natured Jokes. He thought be saw an opportunity for revenge wben tbe reins of Dower came tem porarlly Into bla hands. But bis action baa cost bun his place, Tbe London milkmen have a cow whose function corresponds to tbe "Sltiredakteur," prison editor of the German press. Wben a milkman Is ar rested for selling below legal grade be Is entitled to summon bla cow to his defense and have ber milked before the Judge, and ao prove that the poor milk waa tbe cow's fault Many milk men have evaded fines In this way of late, and recently It was discovered ttot there was one cow which waa fa mous for her bad milk that could be hired for court purposes. MODERN DEVIL-WORSHIP. Groteaqae aad Horrtbla Practices Still Obaerrad la Earopa. Vance Thompson In Everybody's makes tbe following remarkable reve lations : "Tbe dark forces which science rec ognizes but does not define exercise marvelous attraction on minds of a cer tain order. In scores of temples they are worshiped under different names. I know a little temple In Bruges where tbe followers of Lucifer gather, and not far from the Pantheon In Paris there la an altar to Pandoemon. This may seem grotesque; perhaps It Is, but it Is formidable. "It need hardly be said that the rltjes wherewith Lucifer is worshiped are hid in much mystery. A couple of years ago I visited one of the 'chapels;' It was In the Rue Rochechouart The black mass, which I have no desire to describe, was celebrated. It was Fri day at 3 o'clock. Over the altar was a winged figure of Lucifer, omld flames ; he trampled under foot a crocodile symbol of the church. A few days ago I found the chapel closed. Only after patient research did I find the new abode of the Satanlsts. Their chapel now Is in a great new apartment house at No. 22 Rue du Rulssean, within the ahadow of the Cathedral of the Sacred Heart on Montmartre. Aa of old, 8a tan Is worshiped; every Friday the Luclferlans gather. I could name many of them men not unknown In the learned professions. Some of them have influence enough to secure, now and then, a right of midnight entry to the catacombs; there amid skulls and bones, with orgies I do not care to describe, they have worshiped the spir it of evil calling upon Bnphomet upon Lucifer and Beelaebub and Ashtoroth and Moloch, with cries and walling hys teria. This attempt to re-establish the worship of the fallen archangel Is, I think, the most remarkable manifesta tion of modern occultism." Stanch Affactloa. "Are you sure that man truly loves your daughter?" asked the friend of the family. "Yes," answered Mr. Cumroi, "he has heard her sing and speak pieces and be wants to marry her anyhow." Washington Star. The) Other Side. "Did you ever get Into Brown's ecafl dence?" "Oh, yes, it was costly, too." , "What was costly J" "To ge out" lonkers Herald, i XV'efclable Pi parationror As similating lheroo(JiLndEeu!a Ung foe s id oacte aalBow -a of Promotes DigestionThtierfur ncss and IkstXon tains neither Opiumforphine nor Mineral. KotXahcotic. Aperfecl Remedy for Cons lip non.SourStomh.Diarrhoea Worms Convulsions .Fevcrish rurss end Loss or SLEEP. facsimile Signature of NEW YORK. ' rTTT ML IXACT COPT Of WBA2X3l Dalattlr Espraaaed. The author had been dragged faint ing from a crowd of shoppers. "Almost like my last book,", be mur mured, recovering bis senses. Tbe listeners, being of delicate per ception, knew then that tbe book bad fallen dead from tbe press. Philadel phia Public Ledger. HOWARD m. BCRTOK. Axamyer and ChemM. Leadville, Colorado ttpactmcn srtcta: Ootd, Sliver, Ld, l ; Mold, BUrtr, 76c; OoM. We; Cine or Copper. 1. Cyanide taata. Maltloa envelope a full c?1-.-e !' Rt os application. Control and I" i ana plre work aoilelted. M..'-raii Carbonate Ka Uona) Bank. Tk(ka(T0Wtt3 POMMEL SLICKER HAS KEN ADVERTISED AND SOLD FOB A QUAKTEB OF A QNTUEI LIKE ALL lt& mm It is sm4 of the best materials, in black or clow, full ouarantecd. and vM by ratable dealer mrwherc. 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