When the
Hair Falls
Then It's time to act! No time
to study, to read, to experi
ment! You wint to live your
hi!r, ind stve It quickly, tool
So mile up your mind this
very minute thit If your hilr
ever comes out you will use
Ayer's Hslr Vigor. It miles
the scalp healthy. The hair
stsys In. It cannot do any
thing else. It's nature's vsy.
The beet k lad of a teattmonlal
Dold for or eiair are."
a . V. A ye He, Leweil,
IHHllW
yers
PILli.
ciajtT rocrotuu
Aarala.t Hee l.ll.r Jaecaaeai.
"Ain't 70a rather young t U left In
chart of drug atorar
Ttrhapa ao, ma'am; what can 1 do
for your
"Don't your employers know It'a dan
ferous to leava a mar boy Ilk you In
charg of tucb a placaT
"I am comoetent to serva you,
madam. If you will mak known your
wanta."
"Don't they know yo might polaon
soma onT"
There) la no danger of that, madam ;
what ran I do for your
"I think I better go to the ator down
the afreet."
"I ran aerva yon Just aa well aa they
can and aa cheaply."
"Well, you ran glr me a 2rent
stamp, but It don't look light" Hous
ton Iot
' Deaf Mit Cannot D Cured
bv loe el ppltrtntit m tbejr cannot reerh the
alesaaitl ur 1 Ion ol lb ear. 1 here It uuly una
way tocur ricatur, ami that li by Cumlitu
tluiial remedies. Ivafneai la rati J by an In
flatntit erudition of the mueoua lining l the
Ku.taeblan Tub. When thle tub I. to nam. J
you hav a rumbling sound or Ineerfact bear
ing, and when II ta sntlral close.!, lieaiuru It
th result, and unless th Inflammation can b
taken out and Ihla tub ra,ioid U Ha normal
eondUloa, bearing will be daatroyad torevar;
Blue esse out of ten are eauaad by Catarrh,
bleb I nothing but an Inflamed eoadlUoa ol
Utuufu lurfar.
W will give Un Hundred Dollar for any
eaaeol iMafnrst (r-ud by catarrh) tbat can
not b cured by 11 all Caiarrb Cure, band lor
eirculara, Ira.
. ' CO, Toledo, a
old by Dntfcl.ta, Ifta.
11 eUi ray Mil are the beet.
UUal Mlaa Ike MmiIin,
"I hope," aald tbe renter of room Na.
1107, "that the rattle f th typewriter
in my offlee doeea t aaney yon."
"No, air, It doea not," reeponded the
trust capitalist who one waa No.
111)0: "but tkelr gabble does annoy tan
eiceedlngly." C'kk-ago Tribune.
T Break In New I bo a.
Alwav ibake In Allen' font-Ease, a powder.
Iteurea hot, tweeting, arhlng. awollen feel,
Cure conn, Ingrowing nallt and bunion. At
all lrtirl,ti and iboe ator, IV lon'l crpt
any auueuiui. nam pi mailed THEM.. Aaarai
Allen e, Olmited, U Roy, N. Y.
Na Hep af Aartaaaat.
"I am aorry to hear that Wrlnkllns
and hie wife can't lire together In peace.
There la too much obatlnacy on both aides
Ibat'a the trouble, la n't It?"
"Yes; be'a a standpatter, and she's a
tanupouter.
rtTA M. Vitus' Pane and all rTervona Dlarai
III w PTtnatieully cured by Dr. Kline' Urrat
Kerve lu-ii.rer. Hand ftf KEK 1 trial botUe and
treaties. Ur. Ik ILKIIn. ,Ld..MI Arch ML, Pblla.,Pa,
Ama4laaT tae Deelaratlea,
"My friends," eiclalmed the candidate,
In a fine burst of disinterested patriotism,
"I. don't want thia offlre if you think I
am unworthy to fill It I"
Here he atopped and took a drink of
water.
"And I might add," he proceeded, "that
my candidacy is not the result of any cor
rupt politlrnl bargain.
"Yes, you might," Interrupted an old
farmer In the audience; "but If you did
you'd be lyln' like Sam Hill !"
Mother will find Mr. Vflnilow'l Soothing
fiyrup the beat remedy to ua for their ahUdren
curing in iteming pnod.
Wanted lo Know.
"I hnd a trnmp for dinner to-dny,
"la this some of him?" anked hei
tniHbnnd, poking his fork Into the meat
rather suspiciously. Houston Toat
Ipeaklaa; la AH Caador.
Mlsa Peachley Mr. Spoonamore, hare
I ever given you good reason to think 1
preferred you to other young men and
wanted to mary you?
Mr. Bpoonamore No, to tell th truth,
you never have. I learn from th other
fellow that you kiss them good night
when they go away, th aame as you do
. me.
IN CONSTANT AGONY. .
A Veal Vlrsinlan'a Awful Distress
Through Kldnay Troubles.
W. L. Jackson, merchant, of Park
crabtirjr, W. Va., aayi: "Driving about
in bad weather
brought kidnej trou
bles on me, and I
Buffered twenty years
with sharp, cramp
ing pains in the back
and urinary disor
ders. I often bad to
get up a doien times
atniaht to urinate.
vj I Retention set in, and
i .. J I was obliged to use
the catheter. I took to my bed, and
the doctors failing to help, began using
Doan's Kidney Fills. The urine soon
ame freely again, and the pain grad
ually disappeared. I have been eured
eight years, and Jthough oyer 70, am as
active as a boy."
flnM by all dealer. BO rents a box.
f oster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Of
aeaiaiMeeeaeja)
: 0LD i
oFaVoriteS
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weoeoeeeeeeeeeeaaJ
Two lovers by a mo grown spring,
Tbey Iranrd soft cWke together titer
Mingled live) dark and eunny balr.
And baard tb wooiiig thrusbea sing.
, budding lime!
U, love's beet primal
Two, wrd.ll, from rb port si stept.
1 be bella made bappy carollngs,
Tb air was aoft aa fanning wings.
Whits petals on tbe pathway alept.
(', pur eyed bride I
O, Under pride!
Two fare o'er a cradle bent,
Two hands above tbe brraat wera lock
d; These preeua each otner while they
rorkvd.
Then watched a life that love had aent.
O, aolemn hoar
O, hklden power I
Two parenta by the renlng fire;
Tbe red light Ml abor their knee
On-heada that rose by alow degree.
Use buds upon the Illy spire.
II, patient life
O, tender etrlf 1
Th two art III sat together ther;
Tb red light ehone about their knees.
Hut all tbe baa da, by alow degrees,
Had gone and left that lonely pair.
(I, voyage fasti
O, vanished past I
The red light shone upon the floor
And made the apace between them
wide;
Tbey drew their chairs up side by side;
Tbe pale cheeks Joined and aald "once
more."
O, memories!
O, past that lat
George Eliot.
Aa Baa at O'er the Water.
Aa a beam o'er the face of the watera
may glow
While tbe tide runs In da r knees and cold
ness below,
So the cheek may be tinged with a warm
eunny emila.
Though the cold heart to ruin runa darkly
the while.
One fatal remembrance, on sorrow that
throw a
It bleak ahad alike o'er our Joya and
our woes.
To which life nothing darker or brighter
can bring,
For which Joy baa no balm and affliction
bo sting
Oh ! this thought In tb midst of enjoy
ment will stay,
Like a dead, leafleaa branch tn th aum
mera bright ray;
Tbe beams of the warm sun plsy round
It In vain.
It may erode In hie light, but It blooma
not again.
Thomas Moor.
WORLD'S SUPPLY OP PINS.
CoaipMrataa Maehla Haa Greatlf
aimpltaad tha Maaafatara.
Though the demand for plna the
world over la enormous, the mills of
the 1'nlttfd States practically supply
the entire demand, auya the New York
Herald. Formerly plna were eijxn
slvo, but now they coat a mere trifle.
In 1005 the 75,000,000 people In the
United State used 00,000,000 groaa of
common plna, which la equal to 0,500,
300,000 plna, or an average of about 120
plna for every man, woman and child
In the country. Thla la the hlgheat
average reached anywhere In the uae
of plna. Ten year ago we used only
about seventy-two plna each.
In a single year the total number of
pins manufactured In the United 8tates
wits 08.880,200 gross. The total num
ber of plus manufactured In the Unit
ed States during 1000, the census year,
was 08,880.200 gross. There ore forty
three factories tn all, with 2,353 em
ployes. The business has growu rapid
ly during the last twenty years, for
although there were forty factories In
1880 they produced only half as much,
employed only about half the capital
and only 1,077 hnnda.
There bus been a considerable In
crease In the number of women and
children employed In pin factories of
late yeurs, which la an Indication that
tho machinery la being Improved and
simplified and that Its operation doea
not require ao high an order of mechan
ical skill. Hooka and eyes are a by
product of plnmaklng and are produced
at moat of the factorlea from material
that will not do for plna. The output
of hooka and eyes In 1000 was 1,131,824
gross.
The automatic machines which turn
out pins and hooks has minimized the
coat of their manufacture till the cost
la practically only that of the brass
wlro from which they are made. A
single machine does the whole business.
uons oi wire, uung upon reels, are
passed Into machines which cut them
Into proper length and they drop off
Into a receptacle ana arrange them
selves. In the line of a slot formed of
two bora. When they reach the lower
end of the bars they are seized and
pressed between two dies, which form
the heads, and pass along Into the grip
of another steel Instrument which
points them by pressure. They are
then dropped Into a solution of sour
beer, whirling as they go, to I clean
ed, and then Into a hot solution of tin,
which Is also kept revolving.
.They here receive their bright coat
of metal' and are pushed along, killing
time, until they have had an oppor
tunity to harden, trncn tccy &ra drop
ped into a revolving barrel of bran and
sawdust, which cools and polish them
at th same tlm.
America Imported 1418,00a worth of
ordinary needles, most of them from
England, last year, llalrplna and safe
ty plna and other kinds of pins are
manufactured In a similar manner.
W mad 1,189,104 groaa of hairpins In
1800. Iloth needles and hairpins are
manufactured to a greater extent In
Europe than plain plna. Safety plna.
however, are decidedly American, and
of the we make on an average 1,000,
000 groaa a year.
INJURY TO WATCH FROM FALL.
Melafare Ba4 for TIaaaplacaa
BraaklasT ( Sartaaj.
"Do many persons allow their watch
es to falir recently aaked a customer
of a well-known jeweler.
"Half of tho brought In for repair
hav Buffered In thai way," waa the re
ply ; "It la th moat frequent accident
Accident of thla kind happen moat fre
quently to men. on account of their
having tbe watch attached to a fob
The number of watches Injured by falls
Increaaea when thla fashion cornea In,
and It declines when the mode of at
taching watches la In vogue. But there
are many other ways of allowing
watxbM to fall."
"Who handle their watches moat
carefully, men or women T"
"I cannot aay, but women are more
accustomed to attach their watches to
their clothing or to a chain worn
around the neck, so tnat they are In
leas danger of falling."
"How la It with children r
"Olrla are nore careful than boys,
and their watches fall leaa frequently.
Some boys will allow a watch to fall
three, or four times a day ; others eeem
to play with It aa with a football"
"Itoea a fall alwaya harm a watch?"
"Most assuredly, and a little fall
may be aa Injurious as a great one.
Moisture Is very bad for a watch; at
times It penetrates where It could
acarooly be expected. More thnn once
a caressing father, who haa allowed hi.
child to play with his watch, finds that
It U'glns to rust The breatll of the
child haa affected It, or perhaps It has
been taken Into the mouth. A frequent
case for repair Is the breaking of the
spring, which will happen to the most
careful icrson." Horologlcal Itevlew.
Bride Haa Loaareet Spaa.
There Is now under construction
across the St Lawrence at Quebec a
cantilever bridge which when com
pleted will contain the longest span of
any bridge yet erected, not even ex
eluding the great can tile vera of the
Forth bridge in Scotland.
The atructur la of the cantilever
type, and consists of two approach
span of 210 feet each, two shore arms.
each 500 feet In length, and a great
central span, 1,800 feet In length. Tbe
total length of the brldg Is 200 feet
and although In extreme dimensions It
does not compare with th Firth of
Forth bridge, which la about one mile
In total length. It haa the distinction of
having the longest span In the world
by ninety, feet the two cantilevers of
the Forth bridge being each 1,710 feet
In length.
The total width of tbe floor Is eighty
feet and provision Is made for a double-tracked
railway, two roadways for
vehicles and two sidewalks. In a can
tllever of this magnitude tho Individual
memhera are ueceeaarlly of huge pro
IHrtlona, the main posts, for Instance,
being 323 feet In length, and each
weighing 750 tons.
Spoke Apaeha.
"When I was serving my time as
'house' on the surgical side at Dun
ning," said an active physician, "the
county sent a man over to us to hav a
badly cracked skull patched up. The pa
tleut's card was a blank except for tbe
one detail of the Injury. Just what na
tlonallty the man might be none of us
could Imagine. When we hnd lifted
the piece of bone that was pressing on
the brain he made an address ten mln
utes long, and not one word could any
body comprehend. During his recovery
he must have been seen by 100 visitors
first and last and no one could under
stand a word he said. One day we
hnd an army surgeon visiting us who
was going to show us an operation that
was his particular stunt After the
operation we showed him through the
wards. As soon as he camo near our
convalescent mystery the patient began
his customary address. You can Im
agine our surprise when the Colonel be
gan to Jabber back. It then was learn
ed that our patient was an Apache, the
Jetsam of some Wild West or medicine
show."
How tha Kaffir Bmokea.
"The Kaffir smokes on bla stomach,"
said a tobacconist "using the earth for
a pipe. This benighted savage, when
the tobacco hunger seises him, selects
a piece of clayey soil about a foot
square, and puts a curved twig there
in, so that both ends stick out Then
he builds a fire over the place, and
when the fire has sufficiently hardened
the clay, he draws out the twig, and a
channel, a kind of pipe stem, Is left
One end of the channel he hollows Into
a bowl The other end Is his mouth
piece. He puts ljls tobacco In the
bowl, drops a live coal on top, and,
lying down, falls to. The Kaffir sucks
away vigorously, and very black and
strong are the fumes that enter bis
large mouth. He will not use an or
dinary pipe. He likes his own way of
smoking best He Is ,1 suppose, the
only smoker whose pipe Is the earth."
St Louis Globe-Democrat
The average man has more respect
for a thief than a doadbcat And
thieves are not held In high esteem.
Any man who Is completely wrapped
up in himself Is a bundle of conceit
One of tbe largest worts of man's
bands Is the artificial lake, or reser
voir, In India, at ItaJpuUna. Thla res
ervoir, aald to be tb largest In tbe
orlu, known aa the great tank of Due-
bar, and uaed for Irrigating purposes,
covers an area of twenty-one square
mlk-a.
A novel excuse for stealing was riv
en In Ilui'liarest the other day. A
woman was charged with the. larceny
of twelve case of sliver. Said the
Judg: "Come, tell us the truth." Said
th woman : Tb truth, my good Judge,
tbat I hav not been able to resist
tbe temptation. Consider, your Honor
tbey all bore my lnltlala."
Huge stone slabs suitable for side
walk construction are aeldom encoun
tered In France, and asphalt walka are
equally rare. Tbe popular material Is
cement block, which la cheap, durable
and aatlsfactory. These blocks are
made In a variety of shape and colors.
and In their more expensive forms are
much used In Interior work.
Professor Shipley, In a lecture at the
Working Men's College. St Pancraa.
dealt with the relation of files to dla
ease. In tropical lands tbe mosquito
and tsetse fly were responsible for ma
laria and yellow fever, while at borne
be had no doubt tbe common house
fly, by dropping Into milk and food,
caused much of the diarrhea suffered
by children In summer, and thereby In
creased tbe Infantile mortality.
Tbe English papers tell a storr of a
simple minded curate who was invited
to London to spend a week at a great
house. Tbe curate. Ignorant of society.
asked advice of a man of tbe world,
who told him how be ahould conduct
himself, and wound up with the
words: "I think, too. you bad better
take a servant with you." "I will."
said the curate, and In due time the
poor fellow arrived at the residence
of bis boat with some modest luggage
and a nouHemald.
There has been almost a revolution
In Elllehausen, a little village near
liottlugeu, Germany, over an order
forbidding any young, unmarried man
to escort a young woman on the streets
after dark. This order was tbe work
of tbe deputy town clerk, who is not
a ladles' man, and bad been made the
butt for 111 natured Jokes. He thought
be saw an opportunity for revenge
wben tbe reins of Dower came tem
porarlly Into bla hands. But bis action
baa cost bun his place,
Tbe London milkmen have a cow
whose function corresponds to tbe
"Sltiredakteur," prison editor of the
German press. Wben a milkman Is ar
rested for selling below legal grade be
Is entitled to summon bla cow to his
defense and have ber milked before
the Judge, and ao prove that the poor
milk waa tbe cow's fault Many milk
men have evaded fines In this way of
late, and recently It was discovered
ttot there was one cow which waa fa
mous for her bad milk that could be
hired for court purposes.
MODERN DEVIL-WORSHIP.
Groteaqae aad Horrtbla Practices
Still Obaerrad la Earopa.
Vance Thompson In Everybody's
makes tbe following remarkable reve
lations :
"Tbe dark forces which science rec
ognizes but does not define exercise
marvelous attraction on minds of a cer
tain order. In scores of temples they
are worshiped under different names.
I know a little temple In Bruges where
tbe followers of Lucifer gather, and
not far from the Pantheon In Paris
there la an altar to Pandoemon. This
may seem grotesque; perhaps It Is,
but it Is formidable.
"It need hardly be said that the rltjes
wherewith Lucifer is worshiped are
hid in much mystery. A couple of
years ago I visited one of the 'chapels;'
It was In the Rue Rochechouart The
black mass, which I have no desire to
describe, was celebrated. It was Fri
day at 3 o'clock. Over the altar was a
winged figure of Lucifer, omld flames ;
he trampled under foot a crocodile
symbol of the church. A few days ago
I found the chapel closed. Only after
patient research did I find the new
abode of the Satanlsts. Their chapel
now Is in a great new apartment house
at No. 22 Rue du Rulssean, within the
ahadow of the Cathedral of the Sacred
Heart on Montmartre. Aa of old, 8a
tan Is worshiped; every Friday the
Luclferlans gather. I could name many
of them men not unknown In the
learned professions. Some of them
have influence enough to secure, now
and then, a right of midnight entry
to the catacombs; there amid skulls
and bones, with orgies I do not care to
describe, they have worshiped the spir
it of evil calling upon Bnphomet upon
Lucifer and Beelaebub and Ashtoroth
and Moloch, with cries and walling hys
teria. This attempt to re-establish the
worship of the fallen archangel Is, I
think, the most remarkable manifesta
tion of modern occultism."
Stanch Affactloa.
"Are you sure that man truly loves
your daughter?" asked the friend of
the family.
"Yes," answered Mr. Cumroi, "he has
heard her sing and speak pieces and
be wants to marry her anyhow."
Washington Star.
The) Other Side.
"Did you ever get Into Brown's ecafl
dence?" "Oh, yes, it was costly, too." ,
"What was costly J"
"To ge out" lonkers Herald,
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similating lheroo(JiLndEeu!a
Ung foe s id oacte aalBow -a of
Promotes DigestionThtierfur
ncss and IkstXon tains neither
Opiumforphine nor Mineral.
KotXahcotic.
Aperfecl Remedy for Cons lip
non.SourStomh.Diarrhoea Worms Convulsions .Fevcrish
rurss end Loss or SLEEP.
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Dalattlr Espraaaed.
The author had been dragged faint
ing from a crowd of shoppers.
"Almost like my last book,", be mur
mured, recovering bis senses.
Tbe listeners, being of delicate per
ception, knew then that tbe book bad
fallen dead from tbe press. Philadel
phia Public Ledger.
HOWARD m. BCRTOK. Axamyer and ChemM.
Leadville, Colorado ttpactmcn srtcta: Ootd,
Sliver, Ld, l ; Mold, BUrtr, 76c; OoM. We; Cine or
Copper. 1. Cyanide taata. Maltloa envelope a
full c?1-.-e !' Rt os application. Control and I"
i ana
plre work aoilelted. M..'-raii Carbonate Ka
Uona) Bank.
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