The Columbia register., April 06, 1906, Image 3

"Spriimg IHtatMirs
Impure or effete matters accumulated in the blood
during the winter cause in the spring such disfiguring
and painful troubles as boils, pimples, and other eruptions,
also weakness, loss of appetite and that tired feeling.
The best medicine to take to rid yourself of them is
Hoods Sarsaparilla, which thoroughly cleanses the blood,
and effects permanent cures by giving healthy functional
activity to the stomach, liver, kidneys, bowels and skin.
This is the testimony of tens of thousands who have
taken this great spring medicine.
Accept no substitute for Hood's Sarsaparilla, but in
sist on having I food's and get it today.
Sold by drugRists everywhere.
Usual form, ll.juld, or in new form, tablet, 100 Posca Ono Dollar.
A REAL KINO IN AMERICA.
ftlaa ml Ureal Atabliloa aa4 Wealth
'al4 tUlit I'alealalee Olast.
What about tittle aon of tho rich.
tlu-M prlut-ve of our money .rlto:-rm-j
T I low much chniico U Hu rt' tlmt
dm of tlii-nt will develop tli isriilii of
tlm fomi.lcr of lit llu, an J liiNtcad of
'jtiiiuoYriitK million will acruiuulnti'
trim of million; lux ten it of living In
UHr luxury on liU liirome will prove
MumHf a form In I ho liitlimtrtnl ntul
fin ii iicla I world, a tiinu nhlu to fight
nil foiiijttur like lilt father or grand
futturl
i:trunrilliinrjr tmpprultiRi are nl
waj'i liiii'iinrtnl, jr-t onro In a cen
tury or no, liU tin advent of a mighty
oii'jiieri-r or reformer, iliry do com
to 'iu. And If thi-ro hould arUo In
th)H In iid a innti of thirty or forty who,
Uniting with two or three billion
(owned or controlled ty lilui) ahould b
eret enough to brush hslile tho train
ineU of ludoleiiiO niul temptation,
yreiit enough to sex tlmt never la mod
em time hi there l.eeti offered to a
lun ii, nut even to Nnoleoii, ao etti
i'iuiiUH n rhnnre a till to wield ah
aoluti power, great enough finnlly to
life his two or threu hlllum to It full
I'otentlnllty, then well, there would
aiuely he liiterentlng history made in
thnt miui'n lifetime! V have tmd our
Iron king, railroad king, copper
king, augur king and other, I Ait
t! ere I one kind of king wo have not
l.iid jet. A real king? Ye, for how
long, prny, would thl repuhllc atnnd
gnlnt the ni'gretlou of Riu h a man,
a great minded dexpot without con
aeeiiit or hound to hi ambition, on
'n eonipiirUon to whom our Rockefel
ler nml ('uruegV would aeem Ilka
blundering lglnner? Alroady our
inllMonnlre mngiuile have begun to
buy our court and legUlnturca, to cor
rupt our cities, to debauch the public
coiiHclenee; h would flnlidi the work
and do It thoroughly, he would mnVi
the lawn, own the newNpnpera, aubt
dlr.e rhurche and college, mold public
opinion, direct the machinery of Ju
tlee, control the IndtiHtrlea, the bank,
the limuriince coin pun leu, the condi
tion of labor, regulate anpply and de
round, fit price, absorb profit, cen
tralize everything, he everything. Why
net? Kven a thing are, hn the world
any king more powerful than J. 1'.
Morgan or John l. Rockefeller? Re
member how Kuropo cringed to Mr.
Morgan nt hi lavt vlnlt, with emper
or xceklng hi favor and prince wait
ing at hi door. A real king? Why,
we practically have two of them nl-rendy!-Cleveland
Moffett In Sliced
ll(tg:ir.lne.
Rilibnim and pnsaptiicnterln to th
vnluo of $1(1.(nki.ihm were produced lu
l'JO-i at St. Ktiuune, l'rain-e.
Anplmlt I found lu largo (junutltlc In
nrloti pnrt of Hungary.
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AM'Cctallc rrcpnralionfor As
similating llicFooJandRcflula
ling the Stomachs ondDovt'cls of
1
Tromotca Di(;e3lion,Chccrrur
ncss and Rest Contains ncllltcr
Opium.Morpliinc norlliucraL
Not Iaiic otic.
Jlx.Smrt
Apcrfccl Remedy forConsllrw
Tlon, Sour Slouuich.Diarrh.oca
Worms .Convulsions levcrish
ncss and Loss OF SLEI
Facsimile Si'gnnlurc of
NEW YORK.
EXACT COtnr Of WDABfCR.
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Ar4laaj la aiaa.
An IrUhtuan wua walking along
nad benlde a golf link when be waa
auddeuly atruik U-tween the houldcra
by a golf ball. The force of the blow,
aye a writer In the New York World,
almost knocked hliu down. When ho
recovered be observed I golfer running
toward him.
"Are yon hurt?" aked the player.
"Why dldu't you get out of the way?"
"An' why ahould 1 get out of the
way?" anked l'ot. "I didn't know there
were any anln Mund here."
"Rut I called 'fore,'" auld the player,
"and when I any 'fore,' that In a algn
for yon to get out of the woy."
"Oh. It l. I It?" aald Tut. "Well,
thin, whin I aay 'folve,' It I a algn
that you are going to get bit on the
none. "Folve."
Literal.
"I never aaw a inan'a opinion of
himself ao thoroughly Justified a waa
young Softy's at our place the other
dny." m
"What happenedr
"Well, ho thought he waa the biggest
gun In the establishment."
"Ye?"
"And ao he waa alwaya booming him
self." "Well?"
"Well, the bo Just fired hlin." Bal
timore American.
To Break In New Shoe,
Always shake In Allrn'i Foot Kase, a powitrr.
Ilrurra hot, sweating, f iling, awollrn feel.
( urr conn. Ingrowing nails tn(J bunions At
til drugg-lms an J shoe ilorri, XV iHin't -- jt
env utxiilut. Kample mallrl r'KEK. Address
Allen H. Uliusled, U Kojr, N. Y.
Ill Oalf (oarera.
"JlJn." whlnpered hit wife, hklng
blm, "I bear aoinobody in the basrmeDt."
John groped bl way, half awake, to
the wall, and bawled down the register.
"Yon infernal eoundrel,' he aald, "af
ter you bi eat (tilled youmolf thnt there'
nothing worth eipaling down there will
you pleas puh In th upper dnmpor rod
of tb furoaee? I forgot to do it."
Then b crawled back Into bed again.
Brofcea aad Meadod.
On awept the llltlo red automobile
thnt waa built for two.
"You you aeem ao quiet," whis
pered the beautiful girl, anxiously. "Is
there anything about tula machine
that la broken?"
"Yea," hissed the tail man at her
aide, bitterly. "My heart."
Feeling remorseful at having jilted
hi in ao cruelly the beautiful girl lean
ed over and added:
"Cheer up, George! If your heart la
really broken we can atop at a repair
ehop."
"Nonsense! What kind of a repair
ehop could mend a broken heart?"
"Why, the parsonage, George!"
Twenty minute luter the "repair
ahnp" waa reached.
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
of
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
TM eiNTKUa IOMMNVi NCW TOM OIT.
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Le Me Little, Ie afe La
Iov m little, love me long I
la the burden of my ang;
Love that la too hot and etrong
Kurnelh oon to wat.
Ftlll I would not bare the cold,
Not too backward nor too bold
Lore that lajrteth till 'tia old
FadKh not In baate.
Ixire m lhtle, love m long I
ta tb bunV-n of my eoog.
If thou loreat me too much,
Twill not prove aa tru a toocfc
Iro m little more than ix4
For I frar the end.
I'm wtth little well content.
And a little from thee aent
It enough, with true Intent,
To be eteadfuat, friend.
Pay thou lomt me, while thou lire
I to tlirt my lore will give,
Neror dreaming to dwdre
While that life emluret;
Nay, and after death, In tooth,
I to thee will keep my truth,
A now when In my May of youth J
Thl my love awture.
Constant love I moderate ever,
And It will through life pernevere;
Give me that wlrh true endeavor
I will It restore.
A utile of durance let It be,
For all weather tliat for me-
For the land or for the tea;
IiOrtlng evennore.
Winter' cold or aummer' heat,
Autumn't tctnpeaU on It beat;
It can never know defeat.
Never can rrlxd.
Bii-h the love that I would gain,
Huch the love, I tell thee plain,
Thou inunt gh-e, or woo In rein I
Bo to thee farewell!
Anonymou.
Worablp of Water.
The harp at Nature' advent atrung
IIu never cead to play;
The eung the el art of morning eung
Ha never died away.
And prayer In made, and pralte la given.
Ry all thing mnr and far;
Tb orvan lookHh up to biviven
And mirror every atar.
Thi green earth eend her Incense op
From many a mountain thrine;
From the folded leaf and dewy cup
Hlie pour her aacred wine.
The mlat above the morning rill
Rise white aa wlnir of Draver:'
The altar curtain of the bill
Are tunitet'e purple air.
The bine aky le the temple' arch,
Ita tranHcpt earth and air,
Tbe music of Ita atarry march
The chorua of a prayer.
John Greenleaf Whlttler.
AN AECHITECTTJBAL FREAK.
The curious structure herewith pic-!
tu red Htnnds on the rljjht hank of the
MltudsMlppl river, nbout fifty miles
south of St. r ul, Minn., near tho vil
lng of Mlnnotskn. It Is the work of n
Klnjjle man, nnd ho has boon forty years
In building It. During the civil war
Putmnii Cray began collecting logs,
driftwood nnd wreckage, and construct
ing with his own hands the great build
ing which has become known to nil who
pass that way ns "Crazyman's Castle." J
He still lives In It nt the age of ?.". He'
Is n hermit In his disposition, nnd no
ono baa discovered tho secret of his ear
ly life.
Ilrltlah Snllor'a Collnr tioea.
The reformed uniform for the blue-1
Jackets, which Is to make the handy
man of our navy n different looking
Kitllor lad, came Into force nt Christ
mas. The fnmlllar caps nnd blue collar
will dlsapjienr, and Jack will be given
n peaked cap nnd a Jacket.
Snilors have several objections to the
oldtlmo picturesque costume. The
biiflry trousers were liable to catch In
machinery, the ojieu Jumper was nick
named the "pneumonia catcher," nnd
tho white straw hats for hot wetitiier
wore dinieult to stow nway.
A Jacket loosely fitting, comfortable
around the neck, with a turned-down
collar and five buttons; n linked cap,
light, ventilated, with broad, tint top
nnd, for use lu hot weather, a cover to
protect the back of the neck; trousers
moderately loose; this was the recon
struction favored by the lower deck of
the home fleet London Mall.
Staid at Home.
Dr. Smith Do you often call
In
young Dr. Jones to assist you?
Dr. Brown No, only when I don't
require any great degree of skill.
Dr. Smith Why, I understand that
he was always at home la a difficult
case.
Dr. Brown That's what I aald.
Cleveland Leader.
, Never Judge the clgnr a mnn gives
you by tho price he clutuis to have paid
for It-
f' aml.....;
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aatMniiaftaniniai
inn maa-aaif.li
a4MMiMarv
Jaanii'i natiaiii ,
n''""iiMwwi.- i iii" .v
only, Dy
company
the front
,.:ilpMbFORNiA Fig Syrup (;
loiiItvllUTKy' 5rt rrfcncuco. Cfcl.
It Happened la Tlnelaad.
"Shny, orrtdier," the man with the
liquid burden remarked to the police
man, "hhoe all 'em bouaea runnln' by?"
"Sure," replied the policeman good
bumoredly, "I sec them."
"Well, when num'r alx-twent'fl'
comefih 'long ahtop It, caushe 'ut's
mine:" Philadelphia Iedger.
$100 Reward, $100.
Thn rtdenol thli ntr will be nVjd to
learn that there li at leait on dreaded dijeaM
that clone baa been able to cure In all It
(layet, and that 1 Catarrh. Hall' Catarrh
Cure 11 the only posit! re cure known to th
meJieal fraternity. Catarrh being a coniUtu
Uooal dineaiie, require! a conitiiuiiunal treat
ment. Hall'iCaurrh C'ureUianen internally,
acting directlj upon the Uood and mucoui
urlacea of the ixtiem, thereby destroying the
loundatlon ol the dlwane, and giving the pa
tient strength by bnlUling up the coustltution
and axiiiUug nature in de-lug iu work. The
proprietor! hare to much (sltn in ita curative
power that they otter One Humlred liollari
lor any cane that It lalla to cure. Bend for Hat
of testimonials.
A.l.lrem. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo,
Bold bjr drupKiitu, 75c.
Hall' Family l'UU are the beat.
I'naatlaflpd Cnrloilty.
"There Is one thlug I'd like t9 know,"
aald Mr. I'cck.
"What la that, Ilenry?" queried his
better half.
"I'd like to know If the women who
marry pugilists succeed In having the
last word."
A OUAflANTEF.D ITRE FOR PILES,
Itching, lll'ml, Ilteriltnic, Protruding Piles. Dme
Csts are antlnirtit'd to refund money ir PAO
lMMh-M fails to cure lu4 to 11 days, boc
III Habit.
Towne Yes, Tolkey Is dead, after
a two weeks' illness.
Browne You don't aay? What was
the trouble?
Towne Heart failure,
Browne Well, well, alow as usual.
The Idea of taking two weeks to die
of heart failure. Philadelphia Tress.
Mother will And Mr". Wintlow's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teething roriod.
The "tips" annually paid in Switzer"
laud are reckoned at JSOO.OOO.
CLASS1FIEDADVERTISING
Portland Trade Directory
Names and Addresses In Portland Of Repre
sentative Business firms.
PHOTO 8VPPMKS; Kodak developing and print
ing; write for prices. Woodard, Clarke A Co.
MAOIC LANTKKNH Welsler Co., Portland.
Lowest prices ou Lanterns and Slides.
ELASTIC HOSIERY ; Soi.portsrs. Braces; Kult to
lit; fit measurement blanks: Woodard, Clarke.
HORSES or all kinds for sale at very reasonable
prices. Inquire 27t From St.
TRUSSES sent on approval; w guarantee nt In
most dltllcult cases; Woodard, Clarke & Co.
BW SET PKA8-8end 10o for poke, asstd Fair Hold
Medal peas. J.J. llutiir, 1M Froul street.
ARTIFICIAL KVKS; eyery shade and shape; a
sorlment sent ou approval; Woodard, Clarke Co
CRKAM SKPARATORS-We guarantee the U.S.
Peparntor to be the best. Write lor free caution.
Uaselwood Co., Fifth itud Oak.
MEN'BOLOTHINU Unit urn A Pendleton, sol
axent Alfred Keujnmln A Co.'a correct clothes.
F-vrrylhlng In men's nirulHhliiKS. Morrison aud
FREE LAND IN OREOON under the Carey Irrl-
Jatlonact. Deed direct from state. Write today,
looklei and map free. B. B. Cooke A Co., V1
Alder street, Portland, Oregon,
POLL1R FOOD If you want your hens to lay
more egss write ns for free particulars about PU
RINA POULTRY FEEDS Acme Mills Co.,
Portland, Oregon.
TAILOllS-Columbla Woolen Mills Co.. Portland,
Ore. Latent style clothes made to measure cheap.
Our self measurement systenPlnsuree perfect UU
Write for free samples and prices.
PIANOS A ORO A NS-Oldest piano house on Pa
cltlo coast. Organs and Pianos on easy payments.
Writ for list. Let us quote you a price. Allen A
Utlbert-Ramaker Co., Portland, Oregon.
Human Hair Ooods Switches, Pompadours, Men's
Touneeeaiid Wins; best quality! lowest prices;
tend fur Ire price list; mall orders a specialty.
Paris Hair btore, lu Washlugton lit. list im.
TheWinningStroke
If more than ordinary skill In playing brings the honors of the
game to the winning player, so exceptional merit in a remedy
ensures the commendation of the well informed, and as a reason
able amount of outdoor life and recreation Is conducive to the
health and strength, so does a perfect laxative tend to one's
improvement in cases of constipation, biliousness, headaches,
etc. It Is all-important, however, in selecting a laxative, to
choose one ot known quality and excellence, like the ver pleas
ant Syrup of Figs, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co., a laxative which sweetens and cleanses the system effect
ually, when a laxative is needed, without any unpleasant after
effects, as it acts naturally and gently on the internal organs,
simply assisting nature when nature needs assistance, without
griping, irritating, or debilitating the internal organs in any way,
as it contains nothing of an objectionable or injurious nature.
As the plants which are combined with the figs in the manu
facture of Syrup of Figs are known to physicians to act most
beneficially upon the system, the remedy has met with their
general approval as a family laxative, a fact well worth con
sidering in making purchases.
It is because of the fact that SYRDP OP FIGS
is a remedy of known quality and excellence, and approved by
f f: a i a. a t a a a a 'ii- t ii
piYsiuans xnax nas iea xo lis use Dy so many minions oi wen
informed people, who would not use any remedy of uncertain
quality or inferior reputation. Every family should have a
bottle of the genuine on hand at all times, to use when a
laxative remedy is required. Please to remember that the
genuine Syrup of Figs is for sale in bottles of one size
all reputable druggists ana tnat tun
California Fig Syrup Co., is plainly
of every package.
Regular price, 50c
Somewhat Chilly.
Tom How did you know the girl I
was just talking with Is from Boston?
Jack I heard you sneeze twice dur
ing the conversation.
TO ri'RK A COLD IJf OXE DAY
Tak LAXATIVE BROMOQutnlneTaMets. Dr.n
tims rvfund money If It fal a to cure. . W.
UKOVL'b ligualurelaoa each box. 2jc.
final Reaalt.
Ilarker That's the last time I'll ever
do Muggins a favor.
Tarker What's the trouble?
Ilarker I did him one last week and
Instead of appreciating it he seems to
hi nk he worked me.
TITO Permanently Cored. Jfo fits or nervousness
I I lU after first day's useorDr.Kllne'sGreat Nerve
Restorer. Send for Free S2 trial bottle and treatise.
Dr. R.H. Kline, Ltd.. Ml Arch St. Philadelphia, Pa.
Yon Bet!
Stranger I don't like your weather. It
is too fluctuating and uncertain.
Mr. Oids-rort Why, treat Scott!
That' its charm. I've already made $2,
000 this year by betting on it.
W. L. Douglas
W. L. Douglas $4.00 Cilt Edge LIrje
cannoi do equauea ai any price.
W. L. DOUGLAS MA KFS SELLS MORE
MEM'S $3. SO SHOES THAN AMY OTHER
MANUFACTURER IM THE WORLD.
( 1 ft ft ft REWARD to inyon who can
$ I U U U U disprove thia statement.
If I could take you Into my three large factories
t Brockton, Mass., and show you the Infinite
care with which every pair of shoes Is made, you
would realize why W. L. Douglas $3.50 ahoes
cost more to make, why they hold their shape,
lit better, wear longer, and are ol greater
Intrinsic value than any other $3.50 shoe.
IV. L. Dougtmm Strong Mmdm Shorn for
Mmn, S2.SO, $2.00. Boy' School
OrmmnShoom, $2.50, $2, $1.7 B. $1.80
CAUTION. Insist upon having Wl.Duug.
Us ahoes. Take no substitute. Kone genuiue
without his name and price stamped on bottom.
Fast Color Eutlett used ; they will not tutor brassy.
Write for Illustrated Catalog.
W. Ia DOUGLAS. Brockton, SUM.
LvU, Hill SN. '
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g)Rl BUSHED55
&jS-fi llll Captai- 2.50Q000
"The reople of the East and Middle Went will fall over themselves to
come to the Pacific Northwest when they find out how much better the
climate and advantages are."
Buch is the written statement of W. R. Pelvall, who ha
been living in the Facitio Northwest twelve year.
We Want Them "to Find Out"
And the best way to tell them 1 to send them onr publications:
"Oregon, Washington, Idaho and Their Resources." a handsomely Illustrated M-page
book, tell lug all about the three states, four cents In postage!
"What farmers Have Done in Oregon, Washington and Idaho, as Told by Themselves,"
two tents in stamp!).
"Restful Recreation Resorts," descriptive ot the wmmrlng place ot the Columbia
river and Coast, two cents In stamps.
"The Columbia River Through the Cascades to the Pacific Ocean," large panoramlo
map ol t e Columbia river, with story on reverse side, four cents,
large and accurate wall map of Oiegon, Washington and Idaho. 23 cents In stamp
Handy pocket map of Oregon, Washington and Idaho, itiff cover, two cents.
For any of the above, address, enclosing stamps stated
A. L CRAIG, G. P. A., Southern Pacific Company (Lines in Oregon)
Write today Portland, Oregon
V-i
i
name ot tne tt
printed on Kit
per bottle.
..ill's i m
.:.V;.V.-.i-
BTRTOV. HOWARD E..-AMTer and OhemM,
Iradvllle, Colorado. Kperwnen ptlres: ttohl.
Silver. I ad, II ; Oold, Silver, lie : (mid. ; Zinc or
Copper. l. Cyanide teMa.- Mnlllirg etiveli p--e and
full price list sent on application. Control and lTtu
plre work oUcltcd. ltelereiice:- fiiiHiiule Ii
lional Bank.
WET WEATHER. WISDOM!
v "WS THE ORIGINAL
THE ORIGINAL ,
SLICKER
BLACK OS YELLOW
WILL KEEP YOU DKY
NOTHING ELSE WILL
TAKE NO SUBSTITUTE-
cataLoeucs rate
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next order. We are manufacturer
and importer of
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WHEAT BAGS
OAT BAGS
BARLEY BAGS
FLOUR BAGS
HOP CLOTH .
ORE SACKS and
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Bags of Burlap and Cotton
manufactured by us
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