The Columbia register. (Houlton, Columbia County, Or.) 1904-1906, January 20, 1905, Image 7

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Newspaper Page Textf xrv -or re Mtaca sr V Ii a itrons jo!nt with Hood'i Sarsapirilla. A bottlo lasts longer tn4 docs iaoro good thin any other. It b tho only RctUdno of which car. truly uli 1 00 DOSES ONE DOLLAR Uart Mmorta. UtD7 popla romplala af baring a tiail nteninrv. It it rp umililn II couiu noi neip, ilk a DtKUrb, or soma similar ailment; yet tvra that ran b helped nowadays 1 tb appll cation of a llttla comuou sen. After all, thara la uo reason why anyUnJy should Lava a bad memory. It U mere ly a matter of training and la, mora over, a nutter la which It la oevtr too lata to attend to Ita traluluf. For Crown-uni many method ara advo cated, all of them, no doubt, baaed on tut principle of meutal eouceutratlon. In a young child ttio faculty caa bo cultivated by making tba child do Bertha tvtrythlnf It baa seen o Ita morning walk, taking cara that no fact ta eiiictnted, but that atrlct atten tion la paid to truth In tvtry detail. In tho matter of meraorlxtiif It la an oxcatlant plan to let the child learn oa Una of poetry a day, which It hould repeat tho following morning, and at tha tod of a week It will bo ahla to aiy tho aeven line. The young brain ahould not bo overloaded with knowledge, but allowed to aealmllato fragiuent each day. Aro Visiting Data Too Long? lira. I Fsahloa (average society lady ruaklog kvr rvtiud of calla owioa to av eragw society frlrtuM I Mr. Wlgglna Yao Murtlande at borne T rWrraiit No, madam, ehe'e Mr. De Faahlou I'loaee band ber ny card when aha return. 8rvaut 8ha won't return, ma Jam. Bit waa burled a month aio. Tho Water Clock. About 150 It. C there waa a water dock In ue In Italy, Urrece and Egypt. Tbe water earapad from a Jar and fell Into a receptacle beneath. In which float ed a einntl oar. which, by Ita rlalng oa tbe water, pointed out the hours. A great deal of sympathy la glvea a preacher because he doesn't always get hla aalary. Transfer It to hie wife, who worke twice a bard, and la not auppoo- d to get anything hut board and clothe, and a chance to irlsa the Lord. t A New Jereey woman thinke ehe la enllllel to two pension becaune the la tbe widow of one aoldler and the grata widow of another. Of eouwe, oo girl really wanta to mar ly. She only yield to aoiue poor man'a solicitation to help mnk hi life niUera hi becauae ahe feel sorry for alia. The banana la a perfect food. Weight for weight It I claimed to be aa outrl tleoa aa the beefateak. If there la a crime of deeper dye than ail the guilty train of human vice, It la logra lit ude. 0 rook e. Our flret Impulse are good, generou, herolcal: reflection weakeua and kill tbem. L. A. Martin. I been declare that be would rather remain a beggar all hla life lhaa accept a penaloa. There are many trusta In thla country, but the poor men I expected to com up with the caah Juat the aama. Chaperea la but another name for a matrimonial promoter. livery mother baa tne eecret bone that bet daughter will he eurh a perfect lady ahe will never chew gum. Occasionally we aee a man who look at If he bad tried to preacrvo hla dignity lu alcohol The avenge statistical table la about aa reliable aa the average buutiug or fishlug etory. I am compelled by a acnae of gratarla to tell you the great good your remedy hot done me in a case of Couugioaa Blood Foiaon. Among other aymptoma I wa c erely afflicted with Rheumatiam, and pot almost paat going. The disease got a firm bold upon my ayatem; my blood was thor oughly polsoued with the virus. I lost in weight, was run down, had sore throat, eruptions, splotches and other evidences of the disease. I was truly in a bad ahane when I began the use of S. 8. S but the ceraistent uao of it brought mo out of my trouble safe and sound, and I have tho courage to publicly testify to the virtues of your great blood remedy, S. S. 3., aud to recommend it to all blood-poison auCcr era, sincerely believing if it is taken bo cording to directions, and given a fair trial, it will thoroughly eliminate every particle of tbe virus. Umbs Cu&IAN. Stark Ilotcl, Creenaburg, Pa. Falnf ul awcllinga In the groins, red trap' tlons upon the akin, sores in the tnouih and loss of hair and eyebrowa, are aome of the aymptoma of this vile disease. 3. 8. S. Is an antidote for the awful virus that attacks and destroys even the bones, fi. S. 8. contains no Mercury. Totash or other mineral ingredient We offer Jji.ooo for proof that it is not absolutely veget . . wv - a. a. aoia. iiome treat tnent book giving the aymptoma ana other interesting and valuable inf or matlon about this disease, mailed free. Our olml clans advise free those who write us. Wv. A...IM , ..... A ll. .1. ft. HlMf a C.ii. V..r7i niiKsia, AAA A A A A A AAA AAA A 11 A Little Lesson In Patriotism t I "Lot our object be our country, our whale) country, and nothing bat our conatry.- Daniel Webster. To tho people of hla own time J oh a C. frets oat waa the Ideal of romantic soMUsry. ilia elopement with the daughter of Soaa tor Benton, their haKULlps la tho vIlOA p,,u- i Z-N tr I wrv 1mtQt that f I tended U make hU yy I caroor of mora thaa American public. Fremont waa la Parla whan tha War of tha Rebel lion broke out LTae teulng noma, a ad team 9. raiatowT. bringing with him a largo and valu able aatortment of arm for tha gov ernment, bo waa Immediately placed la command of a now military dla- trlct known aa the Weelern depart ment embracing tha Stat af Ullaota and tho State and Terrltorlee woat af the Mla-aalppl and thla aide of tho Rocky Mountatna. Including Now Mex ico. To tho activity of Fremont waa due too apleodld organisation of tola department although bo waa auperaod ed by General Hunter before any en gagement took place. Even after thla Fremont returned to active eervlc when ha felt that hit country needed blni; without any ran cor agalnat thoee who might beUiougbt to bar alighted htm deaplU bia aacrl Area for the cauao of bla country, bo accepted tho command of tha Moun tain department of the army In 14& In ovary engagement In which b took a part General Fremont dlaplayed that remarkable courage and peraonol diah that bad dlatlngulabed hire In bit earlier comb ta and adventure Every on who waa ever aeeoclated with John C. Fremont tentlfle to the patri otic aoul of the man, who, deanlto tho Ingratitude of men, continued to lira bla life for tha couutry bo loved. Chi cago Journal. BE MODERATE IN EXERCISE. Ave race Baslnk Man Can, While DrtMlai, Oct All He Need. The benefit of exorcise depends largely upon tho condition of the per son taking It and hla fltncaa to derive advantage from It Aa one eminent phyalologiat and hyglenltt aays; "If a man peralatenUy overfllla bla blood and connective tissue with ma tod alt higeoted greatly In excee of hla re Qulrementa, exerdae, especially If spaamodlc and violent and taken at Ir regular Interval, la likely to do him more harm thaa good. Few persona appreciate th fact that even In work which seems sedentary tleeue la consumed In one way or an othor, and that they can not alternate It with other hard work under th Im pression that It Is recreative exercise, without burning the vital candle at both anda. To people who 11 r In cities th drain of normal dally life upon the physical and mental energlea Is usually all they ara able to meet It la safe t aay that tbe average bualness man will get all th special exercise he needs If he takea It while flrsnadnf its th morning. For this purpes right dumbbells or 1 ml lan dob (If h has room to swing them), r the cheat welghta, or even an elastic strap with handles, Is all the nppara tua he needs. He can do without even thes if he will learn from any book on calesthentca the simple motions of the body and llmba which bring the commonly unused musclea Into plav Exercise for Its own snke should not he taken when It Induces fatigue; It should not ordinarily be prolonged after It haa started sensible perspira tion, unlM one Is prepared for a Imtli and change of underclothing at Ita ter mination. With moderation In entln and drinking and real In tho perform ance of the duties of llfo moderation In exercise will coinmejtd itself to the so n man aa much bettor than over exertion. New York Times. Her Broad Ilrow. "Poor, dear Llewellyn -M The caressingly lingering wny In which she pronounced the name made you, some hew, think of the taste of a nice, large caramel, "Is such a bad writer! I real ly do not know whether this note from him Is an Invitation to accompany him somewhere or a proposal of marriage." The pucker of perplexity presently disappeared from between her brows. "But, to be on the safe side, I'll just accept with pleasure, and await re sults." Puck. HI Case an Exception. A certain physician told aome of hla patients that as long aa they kept their feet dry they would be safe from the attack of the grip. He was surprised to receive a letter from one of hla pa tients in which the latter said that he had two wooden legs, and yet he had the grip for five consecutive years. The letter waa unanswered. Albany Jour nal. There are men whose mission in life seem to be to aay disagreeable things, and make you feel uncomfortable. Don't let them throw you off; don't pay any attention to them. It la alwaya proper to aay that a young person look old, or that aq old person looka young. Eloquenee la but ordinary gab with its holiday clothes on. 9 Don't try cheap couch medi cines. Get the best. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, whit t record It has, sixty years of Gherry Pectoral cures! Ask your doctor if he doesn't use It for coughs, colds, bronchitis, and all throat and lues troubles. I Im4 Iktl Iff! Charr? rHanl h IK fc.l mvdicln I ft rib ff kr t..n.. f M. J.O. TBPO, for ronchitis Correct any tendency to conetipa lion with email doeea of Ayor'a Fllla. Both Langhed, How a railway porter gav a Roland for a passenger's Oliver la related In the fallowing tale: "A few weeks ago," be aays, "a gen tleman came up to me on tbe arrival of an express, and said be had changed at such-and-such a junction, and b could not find hla luggage in th vsn. That's all tight alr.N I aald; "th train divides into two halves at tbe junction. You've come on by tbe first half; your luggsge will com on by the second. I've known msny a esse." "You're wrong, porter," aald the traveler; "It was not a case, It was a portmanteau." ' "And," added tbe porter, "he went away with a grin which made me fair ly mad. In a quarter of an hour or ao, though." be continued, "tbe gentleman came back, and said to me: "Forter, how long will that second train of youra be?" " Twelve coaches and an engine,' I replied. "We Iwith lanithcd that time." Everyday Hwlndlera. There It goes sgsln," sold tbe trol ley conductor ss be rang the bell to let off a passenger who had only rid den for a square. "You'd be sstonUbed." continued tbe knight of the bell strap, "to know how msny people try to beat the trol ley for a froe ride when they want to make a mil a square or two away from borne.. . They hop on the car, wait till it has started and then want to know it the car doesn't go to some place which tbey know It doesn't come within a mil of. In this way they get their ride for nothing and go on their way In th belief that tbey have fooled the conductor." Philadelphia Press. Iff a or tbe Tbree Balls. The three balls used by pawnbrokers are tbe aymbol of St Nicholaa. There la a legend to tbe effect that the saint ence offered three pureee of gold to three women to enable them to marry. The puraea of tboee days were small bara, which when tied at the top to keep la the coins somewhat resembled bnll. arc knowa hr whM Ih.r hr frown. For tislf a century hy bitvo hn lb undarrt-liaVMTl nii'd our lo unxlor b emr. hrt- ter erui ihaa nr otbrrm. Hold by all daalcra. leos Heti Ao aai it to mi apim.anu. D. M. FCRRY A CO., Detroit, Mtoh. m 5K1K5 fAiL IN A DRY TIME THt 5KN OF THE f ISH KEVER TAILS IN ATOM. . -V . UlU. fcAkKS Ml rtOTfEiwlO WWAR6 Or IMITATIONSi I00ll0 AMVt TRADE MARK, UiM rm Mmii an t... .i iiwmiiiui hau A,J. TOWSK Ca.Boaton, Bliiaa., U. 8. A. TOWKR CANADIAN 00., Ul.. Toronto. 0. For the Study of BOOKKEEPING OR SHORTHAND fa important. We can show results, for every one of our graduates are ' ' employed, Write for our Catalogue HOLMES BUSINESS COLLEGE T. H. C A. Blig. PORTLAND, ORE. A ATysrx i mZ. t T h i a u list Mitt? i r 1-4 Bast Cough Byrup, laaua tioud. Uaa I j I In lima. Bold by drurtrltu. Kelll Tell Bow Baby Caaa. There's do sm of your talking, for mamma told me so. Aim! If ihcfV anr one that doe, aay ins m ma eusbt to know: For aLe baa been to Europe, and seea tbe rone of Home. Though she ears that waa before I came to live with her st home. Ton see, we had no baby, enlees yoa call me one, And I have grown so big yoa know, twoald hsve to be In fas. When I went to ee grandma, about tWA Hula n - And bow we've one, a little one, that equlrms and wriggles so. And mamma aays sa sngel came dowa from heaven above. And brought tbia baby to her, for she end me to love: And It, got the cunnlngest of feet as little ss csn be. And smiling eye, end curly hair, and banda you scarce caa see. And then It never cries a bit Uke some bad bablee do: And papa aaya It looks like me I don't think so. do vonT For I'm a girl, sod It's a boy, and boys I can t endure. Unlesa they're babies like our own, tbey 11 plague sod teste yoa sure. Dut you ssy the sngel didn't come, now you just tell me why: The Bible aaya there's aogela In heaven, and that s the akr: And ChrUt lovee little bablee, and God makes everything. And If tbe angel didn't who did ear baby bring? Yea can't tell; no I guesa yea cee't hut mamma ought to know. For it's her bsby. her's sad ear's, aad msmma told me so; And they don't make aay conning things like him on earth, yoo see; For no wax doll, with real hair, la half ao nice as he. I know an angel brought him, and I think one brought me, too. Thongh I don't Just now remember, and so can't tell, can you? But mamma knowa, and this I know, the babr wasu't home When I went awsy, snd now he is; if you wsnt to see him, come. For mamma aays If I am good I caa kit him every day, And we'll kins him now, and then go out and have a nice long play; And if anybody aske you how babiea come and go. Why, tell them it's tbe angels, for mamma told me so. Yoa Can Oct Allea'a FooNEaae FREE. Write Allen 8. 01mstd, U Boy.N. T., tor a tree tare ) le o( Allen' Fnot-Kaae. Ii core (weallDf, bot swollen, aching leu. It make saw or us ni sr.ors nrj. a oeriam curs ror eorns, Inrrewtnf nails and buniona. All dm t gUUseUlt. ttc iKjn'tafcept any snbatltuie. Discretion Fait are. "I was at the hubking bee one aay. Great fun." -Find a red earr -Yes." -Kiss the prettiest glrir "Nope. Didn't dare. All the pret ty girls were engaged to husky farm ers." -What did you dor "Kissed the homeliest glrL" "Did that give satisfaction r "Not a bit of It Each of the bosky farmers felt that I had personally snubbed bla best girl." -Cleveland Halo Dealer. riTO Pmnantntly Cured. Kofluar ll 10 anj.rflmday'snseofDr.KUne'sUrMtNnT Kaotorer. Krnd for trial bottle and treattsa. Dr. H. U. Klliw, Ltd., fUl ArcbBL, Philadelphia, Pa. Wlllowware lodostry. In ten years Maryland has Jnmped from fifth to third place In the willow ware Industry of the United States, ranking now next to New York and Pennsylvania. Baltimore la one of the three willow-ware centers which only have shown sny actual growth In the business. In Maryland the center of the willow district lies In Howard County. In the neighborhood of Elk ridge alone the output of willow ex ceeds $3,000 rer annum, while Anne Arundel County contributes $2,500. Mothers will find Mrs. WlnsloWs Soothing Syrup tha bet rotueJy to cm ior their children durlDg the teething period. fine Let Him Off. Wife My dear, I need a little more of this stuff, and some trimming to match. I wish you would drop iuto Bigg, Sale & Co.'s and get it Husband (a smart fellow) Let me see. Oh, I know. That's the store where they hare so many pretty girls, isn't it? "Y-e-e." "Yes,1 I remember. That blond girl at the trimming counter knows your tastes and will doubtless select just the sort of trimming you want I mean the girl with the golden hair, alabaster skiu, bine eyes and sweet little " "Thero are a number of things I want downtown. Never mind, dear. I'll go and get them myself." TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Take Laxative Brorao Quinine Tablets. All drug gists rerund the money If It tails to cur. E. W U rove's slguaturs Is on each box. tto. RnssU'a Lack of Stateemen. Aa a matter of fact there has not been a statesman of the first class In Russia since Peter the Great and none of the second class unless Nessclrode and the first Emperor Nicholas are to be excepted. To consider Prince Gort chakoff a great chancellor on account of his elaborate dispatches Is absurd. To call him a great statesman. In the time of Cavour, Bismarck, Lincoln and Seward, is preposterous. Whatever growth Russia has made In the last forty years has been mainly In aplte of tha men who have posed before the world aa her statesmen: the atmos phere of Russian autocracy Is fatal to greatness In her public men. Century. PUTNAM Color mora (too s tirtflrhter and taster colors than rlv perfect res t. Ak dealer or w willseod DRUQ CO., Uf.toavUla, llllnot. AYe Cclalie FrqsaraiioaJbf As slsUating ris FoodandEcf u!3 lir taStosaSs ttidCovrcb of Promotes DigcstionJChcerfur rutss andRestcntaiiw neither Opium .Morphine norlliocraL tOT NARCOTIC. jOx.Smnm f''nf"sjVr It imy rim A perfect Remedy forCorsCpa flon . Sour S totnach.Diarrtoea Worms jCortvuIsiorts .Feverish; nets and Loss or Sleep. Tax Simla Signature of NEW YOTiK.' Theater-Going Under Dlfflcnltleo. Tatron I see yoa have a notice out side, saying that ticketa bought of a pec ulator on tbe street will be refused at the door. Theater Ticket Seller Yes, sir; that is our rule. "Well, I'll take a ticket for to-night parquette " "Very sorry, sir, but all the tickets have been bought up by speculators r A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES Itrhlnc Blind. Bleeding or Protruding Plica. Vonr druggist wlU refund money If PAZO 01'T UXXT taus 10 curs Ju la to It days, tub Perfectly Satisfied. Crack Boat Builder Ah! How de do, Mr.' Richman? How did that rowboat I made you last summer suit? Mr. Richman Perfectly! "Ah! I'm glad to hear it I always like to give satisfaction. Suited perfect ly, ehr "Yea. I left It in front of my boat honse all summer, and every scalawag who tried to ateal it got npset or drown ed." For eouirhs and colds mere la no better medicine than riso a Cure lor Consump tion. Price 25 cent. Natural Preference. Miss Violet had made a rapid tour of the European continent and found little to impress her, either favorably or otherwise. "You say yon saw all you wanted to of Italy," aald a friend, on Miss Vio let's return to her native heath in Kan sas. "What did yon think, of the laa xaronl7H "Don't talk to me about it" aald Miss Violet briskly. "I'd rather have a good dish of plain American maca roni baked with cheese any timer t -f-fT.' "" "J " 1 '," j EXACT COPY Or WRAESCR. r,IIlIIIIIIiritIITTTITtIIHTIITT?ieTtTrTtTTe,.,?TTT, St. Jacolbs Oil The Old Monk Core IIIITITTTIIIIIIIIlrlHIITTtTrr ITttTTTeilTeTTTTTT-rW. 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